best girl edition
Literally every /balk/ country is a fucking meme
>Greece - pay denbts xDDD
>Turkey - mehmet my son
>Romania - copper cigani
>Serbia - Loosing all yugo wars
>Macedonia - Where do I even begin with?
>Kosovo/Albania - Thanks USA
>tfw no one fucks with Bulgaria
>tfw we're the only true balkan country
If you don't like kots you should terminate yourselves.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Balkan Federation,
and to the genocides for which it stands,
one nation under God, unbalkanisable, with freedom and clay for all.
You should dream bigger my friend :^)
You ain't stealing taking away our Make friends Slobodan
>We in Slovenia are especially sensitive when it comes to this; For us in Slovenia, the Balkans begins here in Croatia. Because during the period of the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy we were the Austrian part of it, we were in Middle Europe, in the midst of civilizaition, while Croatia (on the other hand) would be the Balkans. For Croats, the Balkans begins with Bosnia and Serbia, since the Croats are catholics, they're Europe. For Serbians, the Balkans are Albanians, Kosovo and downward - The Serbs are the last fortress, defense of Europe.
>But the comedic part of it is that you can do the same thing in the opposite direction - For the Austrians we, the Slovenians are the Balkans.Karavanke, those hills between Slovenia and Austria, that is the border of the Balkans.The comedy goes even further- for the Germans, The Austrians are a sort of the Balkans.???? For French, there is something dark to the Germans, as if they're somehow suspicious. The French are the civilazation. And to go the farthest, for English, all of Europe is somehow the Balkans and Bruxells is the new Konstantinopol etc. Therefore, the Balkans is never right here. It is always somewhere downward, toward the East. "The Balkans are OTHERS." Yes, Yes.But I think this is a really important ideological category - because my friend Mladen Dolar had this wonderful idea that the Balkans functions as the Unconscious of Europe - all of European traumas, everything that Europe isn't willing to admit about itself, the brutality, anti-feminism, militarism, all of this is being projected as the Balkans.
What do you think lads?
>«Πρόβλημα που δεν έχει λύση», χαραkτήρισε την Ελλάδα ο γνωστός επενδυτής Τζορτζ Σόρος μιλώντας στο πραkτορείο Bloomberg, στη διάρkεια του Οιkονομιkού Φόρουμ στο Νταβός. «Η Ελλάδα εξαkολουθεί να αποτελεί πρόβλημα, είναι το ένα πρόβλημα που δεν έχει λύση», δήλωσε ο δισεkατομμυριούχος επενδυτής, σημειώνοντας ότι «τα έχουν kάνει θάλασσα kαι το μόνο που μπορεί να kάνει (η Ελλάδα) είναι να τα kουτσοkαταφέρνει».
For how long do you think we'll be able to keep getting away with it?
can you even handle so much moreta?
>be at war with genoa over their provinces in the black sea
>emperor defends them half of europe is against me
>block the bosporos with my navy
>suddenly teutons attack my fleet
starts this thread
doesnt post a mkd girl
maco u disappoint me son
I'd start building up relations with poland and lithuania, attack theodoro without a casus belli ti get closer and then ally them with a dip advisor and a gift, maybe it will be enough.
or something like that, OPMs can only survive with strong allies and it's a bitch to find one for this far east orthodox states
that's why I proposed it.
Last one, my zizek folder is small as fuck.
>tfw I can't have a gipsy wife because i'm not gipsy, so here you cant marry a spaniard gipsy
>tfw those balks can have sex with a qt gipsy wife and they are still in house
DO IT FOR ME
Bulgars are dead.
Post clay currently in Bulgaria that belongs to you.
>tfw I can't have a gipsy wife because i'm not gipsy, so here you cant marry a spaniard gipsy
looking at those related iberian gypsy videos has me all hot and bothered btw. gypsy girls really are seductresses. if only their ethnic group weren't so disgusting
>go to my grandmother's grave
>someone took half of the flowers
>also stole the candle
These are the people who call you a subhuman /balk/. These are the so called "greeks" who claim ties with the ancient ones. I'll stop calling myself greek desu
>tfw our officials don't act like alboniggers with muh greater x and shit
there is no punishment in this world too harsh for george soros every time i hear his name im triggered
i had everything in control the bulgarians were doing the heavy lifting in greece fighting off sicily and genoa while i was patrolling the seas for enemy fleets i was prolly 10:1 outnuzzubered on land but that didnt matter since they had to come to my land by fleet and then a fucking baltic fleet arrives in the aegean and wrecks my shit they ai gets ridiculous bonuses how does it make sense that a fleet can fare across all of europe without being damaged?
the megali idea isnt dead we are just less obvious about it
>I'd attack wallachia
already vassalised them
why do bulgars always sperg out they attacked serbia my ally and now they are getting fucked from every side beacuse i declined the call
>I didn't help Bulgaria by honoring our alliance
>they attack my ally while im at war with the mongols
>im at fault
just admit it even in video games you sperg out over nothing
i just got it from the steam workshop i dont know where to download them manually sorry lad
>just admit it even in video games you sperg out over nothing
>yfw we won.
>yfw Kraut's will either begin to send their shekels down here in order yo save us and their ass or live in a country with designated rapist squads
We put the hell in /Hellenic/
Last I heard, Orban demanded that a fence be built between BG,MK and Greece if Greece cannot secure it's borders.
>orban is a meme with negative influence
Well you probably say that cause you don't like what he says.
Orban is literally crying his eyes out desu.
>B-But its Greece's fault .
>Much evil crazy/lazy Greekz
>we are going to build a wall and trap the boat ppl in Greece r-right guys g-guys??
Well, I got it and selected it in the launcher, but it's not working. It's still the 1444 starting date and it can't go down. It didn't crash or anything, it's selected, but it's not working.
Guess it wasn't meant to be.
Ok, I read it but that's not important.
What the fugg :D
I'd like to close our border desu. Not that it matters for us anyway since no one wants to stay here. Then you should direct them to Albania. Let them deal with this.
THE NAME OF SERBIA COMES FROM THE TRIBE SERVIA. LITERALLY MEANING TO SERVE. LITERALLY SERBS ARE SLAVES
DISCLAIMER: THIS CAN NOT BE FABRICATED
Bulgarians -- the name is said to be ultimately from Turkic bulga "mixed," in reference to the nature of this people of Turko-Finnish extraction but Slavic language.
Excerpt from etymology of Bulgarian name
Numerous sources m8
Now say you ain't a gypsy.
nice meme, but 
just stop it mehmet
nothing below austria isn't white
>tfw you make fun of the Bulgarians saying nya
>tfw you secretly want a Bulgarian qt that will say that to you all the time
>tfw 1/4 of the population and 1/4 the natural resources
That feel when Western Moldova will never secede from the shithole that is Romania
>In Ancient Greece and various vassals of the Greek city states an uncircumcised, small penis was seen as a sign of nobility and cultural superiority, whereas a penis of a bigger size was regarded as vulgar and inappropriate, mostly associated with barbarian culture
tfw noble and culturally superior
I'm greek senpai but I'm disgusted by this whole thing so much I wish I weren't. I hope it was an albo or a gypsy who did this
Then why would he need the candle? I bet he took all that shit just so he can put it in the grave of HIS relative.
remember just how stupid the average person is
half the population is even dumber
and some of the smarter than him aren't really that much better
he took the candle because he could, are you like single digit IQ.
>let's take em flowers to sell to couples yes
>oh look a more expensive looking candle, but lets not that's sacriledge
jesus fucking christ some of you need to be banned from voting
>it's more about being flaccid than anything
thats what i meant it llooks like a greek statue when flaccid but like a big bulgar cock when erect
>i think they mean just on statues
considering that they tried to portray the ideal body they probably liked it irl too
>they tried to portray the ideal body
they made sculptress of politicians and other important people
they made sculptress of animals, and mythological beings
also, didn't they colour their statues in weird colours
>they made sculptress of politicians and other important people
>they made sculptress of animals, and mythological beings
how is that an argument against my statement?
>also, didn't they colour their statues in weird colours
no, they were flashy but never unrealistic
fuck m8 I dunno, maybe he did take them from you to put them in his grave but it sounds like bs
why didn't you search for your candle and flowers if you care so much, his grave must have been around there
Yeah, not in the current form we have where you can't simply remove a person if he doesn't do his job properly at any time. And most don't.
And yes I meant direct democracy. Something akin to Switzerland, but as I said limited to people who show basic understanding of things not every fuck up who gets 18 years old.
>how is that an argument against my statement?
i'm saying while they did make statues of attractive things, they also made many statues with for a reason
be it political, historical, mythological, etc
i'd think those flaccid male statues were much more likely "beautiful" in the artistic and meek kind of way, and not in the the perverted and whoreish kind of way
>i'd think those flaccid male statues were much more likely "beautiful" in the artistic and meek kind of way, and not in the the perverted and whoreish kind of way
there isnt much of a difference though if you find a body artistically butifel you also would find it attractive in a physical way dont you?
i personally think tomboyish grills with short hair and all that are best grills. sporty, nerdy, etc.
but if a girly grill is going to be a whore and grind on me i'm more likely to get turned on by that . .
hey gayreeks, stop shitposting and tell us why your statues had little white dicks
Is this guy the cutest candidate ever, I'd vote for him
>but if a girly grill is going to be a whore and grind on me i'm more likely to get turned on by that
which is not possible when you are sculpting a statue;the important part is when they sculpted gods they would try to create a perfect being thus also as beautiful as possible so what you see is the greek ideal
does this technique work?
>i personally think tomboyish grills with short hair and all that are best grills. sporty, nerdy, etc.
are you from sofia?
Time for some more cringe
>Is this guy the cutest candidate ever
arent you forgetting someone?
>are you from sofia?
my point was the thing i would consider a perfect body, isn't the thing which i would consider the hottest body
tomboy looks imply a certain personality.
bitchboy looks also imply a certain personality.
thus while the body pay be "perfect" and depict the "ideal" person, who is very beautiful, in many ways.
does not mean this is the sexiest depiction of a body.
My fucking sides
Translation for our mongol friends
>You are a gorgeous pink rose which bloomed in the concrete jungle and you give to us, the humble chamomiles, a smile that shines through the abyss of modern society
I'm not a Makedon.
However, I'm funny.
Here's your OC effendi
She looks like she's one of your own, 2bh
Stop invading us, will ya?
Pic related, is her
Varoufakis with hair
Are you spooped now?
is this a meme or does he actually have royal blood in him
well its also made by men for men so small dicks were probably preferred...
K then, better than having a Syrian invasion
first he rapes your economy, then he rapes your bitch
>tfw varoufakis will launch a new eu party in berlin in a few days to push for change in europe and make it more transparent, accountable and efficient
>tfw the media in greece will try to smear shit on him like they did since day 1
Swagger is looking like you've jewed someone out of money?
>government gets you in denbt and you need 2 "bailouts"
>government can't strike a peace deal with turkey over cyprus and islands
>government can't strike a deal with macedonia over name disputes
>options are radical left and radical right
>elect radical left, they give you a referendum
>you vote on referendum
>they disregard your vote
>they're not left at all
>they can't protect your boarders for shit
have greeks lose their faight in democracy yet
I WANNA FUCK THIS TURKISH CHICK SO BAD
she looks like mehmet and gavur girl from balkanlar's daughter
makes my dick diamonds
playing Wolfenstein: The Old Blood while semi-intoxicated
what kind of productive thing you do today, faggots?
taking a break by playing darkest dungeon. reached lvl 3 on a character, bored to the point where i'll never play it again.
had an exam yesterday and from tomorrow i'm p much gonna start preparing for another exam
actually i'm off to play shadowflare now
her friend in one of her pictures is hot as fuck and loos more turk too
also can i find someone's facebook through the filename of the pic? i've wanted to do that for fucking ages senpai
so, in total 3 (including me) faggots from 40 in total are did something productive (playing vidya) today?
KEK at the rest 37 faggots, amiright guys?
not much, just never gave a fuck
relatives making 16 y o cousin to look for a shut-in girl who never goes out
>tfw she found a girl who watches anime all day, sleeps in class and is "inadequate" and wants me to meet her
gay porn does nothing for me
>implying i haven't been "that guy" for 10 years now
1) learn about the "ъ" magic
2) put "я" wherever you feel it
4) send me make/ex-yu coins for muh coin collection