The group complained that the female victims had brought the unwanted attention to themselves by dressing in a manner that North African men were not accustomed to.
The group claimed: 'You cannot expect to chuck a naked antelope in front of a lion and not expect it to react. It is mind boggling that with so much time spent teaching children about sex at school, they completely forget to pass on this basic biological fact.'
off to a tinder date lads, how do I look?
wife's son said I look great
>At least 42 migrants have drowned overnight in two separate shipwrecks in the Aegean Sea, officials say.
>One boat went down off the coast of the small Greek islet of Kalolimnos, killing 34 people, including 11 children.
>Another eight people died after a boat sank off the island of Farmakonisi.
When is Britain going to step up and do something about these tragedies?
Tey've never had alcohol before, how can they be blamed for the German government not recognising and adapting to this difference in culture.
Would do terrible things for a qt gf that I can cuddle with
back from work lads
come to babymetal with us x
How are you so quick, what the fuck
It takes you 20 seconds to get a skin, a filter, break up the tobacco, spread it in the skin and then roll it?
Fucking lightning fingers over here
>a rollie pollie? not done one since primary school haha but 50 seconds sounds like ages
This country has gone mad
>Vicars should grow beards to reach out to Muslims, bishop suggests
Sorry mister posho intellectual. I'll be sure to post Gustav Holst next time to appease your superior taste
A man cleared of raping a woman has been ordered to give police 24 hours notice before he has sex.
The man, in his 40s, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was acquitted in 2015 at a retrial after claiming the alleged victim had consented.
An interim sexual risk order, initially imposed in December, has been extended for four months by magistrates in York.
It requires the man disclose any planned sexual activity to the police or face up to five years in prison.
The order - which was drawn up by magistrates in Northallerton, North Yorkshire, and extended in York - reads: "You must disclose the details of any female including her name, address and date of birth.
"You must do this at least 24 hours prior to any sexual activity taking place."
It also contains restrictions on his use of the internet and mobile phone devices and requires him to inform officers of any change of address.
A further court hearing in May will decide whether the interim order should be made into a full order, which has a minimum duration of two years and can last indefinitely.
Sexual risk orders were introduced in England and Wales in March last year and can be applied to any individual who the police believe poses a risk of sexual harm, even if they have never been convicted of a crime.
They are civil orders imposed by magistrates at the request of police.
>Guy I know from school who used to suck his thumb and was universally known as the wettest blanket in the school has just announced he's getting married on Facebook.
>found not guilty
>still being punished
It's like a sex ASBO.
Since she falsely accused him of rape is she under one of these too, or was she convicted for lying to the police and imprisoned?
reminds me of a story from the other day
>go in for an accounting exam first thing monday morning
>we get the usual no phones and everything in your bags stuff
>also get told to take off our jackets
>a girl who is from Africa sits down at her seat with her coat on
>head invigilator tells her to take it off
>girl says that she needs to keep it on
>invigilator says that she needs to take it off
>girl says she NEEDS to keep it on because if she takes her coat off, she can't concentrate and will go to sleep
>everyone starts giggling
>invigilator looks defeated, just walks away
Has anyone else noticed how it's always the wet, boring cunts who end up with gfs?
I'm pretty sure this is a thing
>jesus you guys weren't kidding about reddit being full of pseudo-intellectual plebs
>mum forgot tesco shop was arriving
>run all the way home
>theyre already waiting outside
>full on sprint down a hill to get there
>no clue where any bags are
>pile the whole entirety of tesco's warehouse into the hallway including about 30 2 litre bottles of water
>delivery nonce doesnt think im over 18
>finally get to start bringing stuff into the kitchen
>fridge is already fucking full
>spend 20 minutes playing tetris with everything already in there to make room for the new things
>spent 10 minutes lugging water through the house
>treat myself to a jam doughnut for my hard work
>the fuckers forgot to ice it
sprinkled some icing sugar over the cunt and its actually quite nice
ama about my day for i am well (pardon my yankese) pooped x
It will be because the cops know he keeps following women, you only get these for doing the same shit over and over again but staying just inside the law. There has to be a lot of evidence against someone and the police or social services believe there is ongoing risk.
You know, we always called each other Good Lads. Like you say to somebody, "you're going to like this lad, he's alright, he's a good lad, he's one of us". You understand? We're good lads. Wise guys.
Literally all the stereotypes I hear about Reddit turn out to be true.
What's sad is that it's a far more accurate representation of modern 18-30 year olds than 4chan is
>notice note on fridge today saying how theres a tesco delivery at 3
>just before 3 tell my housemate im going to uni for a bit
>leave house and just go for a casual walk so i dont have to help him get in the shopping
>in college common room
>some year 12 lad walks in and greets his mates
>one of his mates unironically wears a fedora sometimes, sometimes he comes in with a canon camera around his neck
>he shouts "OH SHIT I HAVENT CHECKED REDDIT YET"
>watched him sit on a computer unironically browsing Reddit for an hour until I had to go to my lesson
The stereotypes are real
mum n dad dont like tap water and dad thinks its cheaper to get 1000000 bottles a week than to buy a filter
dont know the fucking dozy cow
theres more green vegetable shite in the fridge now than we could ever eat before it all goes off
not to mention the 7 milk bottles
what am i missing
followup: just accidentally flipped my fucking doughnut plate over and have covered myself in icing sugar
doing a cry and might start drinking early
bout yay steep
enough that i couldnt stop myself and had to grab the fence, msutve looked a right knob to mr delivery
>apparently the water in London will give you the shits anyway, so they drink only bottled water
Wrong the water is perfectly drinkable
Funny how everyone here paints London as an uninhabitable third world shithole. Is it out of jealousy I wonder?
in bed with my bf (best friend) haha
>things that never happened
Nope. It's incredible you feel like a superhuman. I always do it and go to the pub and just talk to randomers great craic.
The combo of downers and uppers being dangerous is a meme it's not real. If you have a speed overdose in hospital they give you diazepam.
Do it lad and shitpost away. Snort the ritalin though, better hit.
GAS ALL WOMAN NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
let this be a lesson to you white knights, all women are WHORES!
>God and Archangel Michael's faces when
One of the places, unfortunately, yes.
>go to thailand
>live in 3 bedroom penthouse
>fuck prostitutes every night
>life is great
>have to come back to the UK
I think the average redditor is somewhere in the middle, normies but autistic at the same time
they don't seem to understand the concept of irony, either, which leads me to believe that almost all of its userbase are American.
could well have been
questions 1 and 2 were tricky which put me in a very bad frame of mind
swear on maisies life i am coated in icing sugar right now
i dont even see the problem desu i drink tap water all the time its a bit limescaley but that just means its got minerals n that, healthy init, lovely unique taste
we must ban alcohol too, if london is to carry on being the vibrant metropolis it is.
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Tories calling Lenin a 'mass murderer' (which he wasn't) when Churchill is their idol. Mon tae fuck.
Severly fucking deluded. Can't believe she praises mass murderers and she is anti-semitic. Literally a walking hippocampus
>“The fact of the matter is, most of them are childless single men who masturbate to anime. They’re not real political players. These are not people who matter in the overall course of humanity.”
pol = BTFO
I bet not a single legit syrian refugee has done anything bad so far. They know that they're on to a good thing fleeing a warzone and getting into europe.
It's all the pakis and north africans that are hitching along for the ride.
did 75mg of 4f-mph yesterday throughout the day
snorted most of it
nice euphoria and pretty good as a stimulant
fucking shite comedown i woke up this morning at 8am heart beating insane fast felt like i was going to die
horrible idea to mix it with alcohol but there was an open bar after work
never been more dehydrated in my life
Show your parents this la
>oh fuck off you disgusting normie, my life has been without purpose for over a year now... you don't see me doing a depression about it, harden up softcunt
needed to buy the pc now and couldn't wait for the new line
960 seems pretty good for the price, i'll upgrade in a year or so to something properly good
will be able to play the witcher 3 now, so that maybe? Possibly MGSV
CSGO also since i'll be able to play it properly with a 144hz monitor :3
BUM POT???!?!?!? WHAT DUZ BEE-PEE MEAN AROOOOOOOOOOOO TELL ME FAGS NOW!
ahhhh once again i find myself reclining atop the gilded throne of peak physical and biological wellbeing
going to live to 197 (same as my captcha, and thats a LOL) desu
>You will never experience those heady days of 1997-2001 again
Back when Tone was the herald of a new era of British prosperity and not a war criminal. Before the dark times. Before 9/11 and the war in Iraq. Before the pakis.
LADS WHY CAN'T I FIND A JOB BAWWWWW I'M A STUDENT PEOPLE SHOULD GIVE ME JOBS
btw whre can i get some benzo's and lsd, haha everyone knows all smart people do drugs and they have no negative side effects whatsover haha xx
any girl that frequents this shithole has to be a hideous social reject
>LADS WHY CAN'T I FIND A JOB BAWWWWW I'M A STUDENT PEOPLE SHOULD GIVE ME JOBS
>btw whre can i get some benzo's and lsd, haha everyone knows all smart people do drugs and they have no negative side effects whatsover haha xx
>So the Litvinenko report flt out says Putin is a murderer
>and what are going to do about it? nothing. shows you our place in the world hierarchy.
Do you lads have matura balls? It's like a prom except it goes on for 18 hours, you take your entire family and you have to sit through some really embarrassing performances.
Its my gf's sister's matura ball and I'm on the way now, she looks pretty beautiful desu
don't really care if trump gets elected prez but poltards are a bunch of angry faggots who love anime and we all know this
Yeah man I seriously thought this was just a fake article, but no, it's real, politicians are actually more on point than we thought and everything I thought about pol was true :3
>I've shagged sooo many birds and im such a cool fellow that I choose to spend my free time browsing an anime imageboard
Me and my mates used to bully this little fat kid by calling him buckminsterfullerene.
Because they're both round, and because it's a funny-sounding word.
Looking back I'm both proud and ashamed.
People who wear football tops are honestly the biggest twats in the country tbqh
I genuinely feel sorry for white lads in the 21st century. I was born black and tall, both factors outside of my control, and I can get basically any white girl I want. If you'd been born just 100 years or so earlier our roles would've been switched.
>Friend asks me to get some boneless chicken for dinner
>get him a carton of eggs