/brit/

have let my good friend J know of the anime filth that was just posted

JAAAAAAAAAANNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY

grime>anime but it takes all sorts

In me orange collarette

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there is already a thread

>>53973373

I've been there, and I heard people call it Shagpool more often.

found jaiden smith with a booby girl on his lap

https://youtu.be/d6XIe8w57OQ?t=20m22s

why dont our supermarkets do coupons.
want to charge tesco a couple quid for a trolley load of shopping desu

alri

>>53975641
alri

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Azusa

ri'

>>53975683
alri

>>53975641
>>53975683
alri

>>53975756
>>53975755
>>53975746
>>53975683
>>53975641
alri

Dragon Age: Origins or Civ 5?

>>53975712
A L R I
Z
U
S
A

>why yes I use extra flagsszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>53975641
>>53975683
>>53975746
>>53975755
>>53975756
alri

>>53975786
pis of

>>53975799
aren't they vastly different

yes im a girl
yes im a reddit flagger
so what..

>>53975824
alri

>>53975814
>>53975786
>>53975756
>>53975755
>>53975746
>>53975683
>>53975641
>>53975853
alri

>>53975799
Civ 5 is good for /brit/ posting.
DAO if you want a concentrated game.

Anyone know of any really big numbers?

I thought of 75398 but there might be bigger out there

>>53975877
A L L M E
L
R
I

>>53975894
100

>>53974349
they do, you fucking idio

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>>53975811
alri

>>53975851
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes im replying to you because you're a female channer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

English whaler Syren, this is Acheron.
You have no possibility, no chance.
But you have had warning.
Stop now, or we will destroy your ship.
English whaler, this is your last warning
Stop now, or we will destroy you.

>>53975894
Multiply that by itself lad, imagine that!

>>53975894
Right here >>53975960

went on omegle and talked to a group of 16 yr old swedish girls

they kept asking me stupid questions about britain and didn't show the slightest sign of getting lewd so i left the conversation 2bh

>>53975853
>>53975877
fuk ye

>>53975933
This isn't /v/, la

>>53975975
if only you were a paki or a somalian

>>53975975
clearly you were not black

WHAT FRED REE

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>>53975948
Mr. Pullings! Bow-chasers to fire as she bears

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cara is proper fit lads

Need some wank material boys.

Eating some fruit pastilles and they feel like they've just spent 12 hours in the freezer

What happened to Kent qt?

Any of you ever had crabs before?

Are they really that bad?

>>53976113
disgusting fat fucking tranny

>>53976113
She realised she is an ugly sket and left

gains coming in fast lads x

>>53976113
deludemo

>>53976142
they're ok, not as good as lobster

eating loads of broccoli lads

https://poal.me/x2dp3p

pls help us us win from germany for once

>>53976106
http://efukt.com/21148_Prostitute_Daughter_with_Vaginalitis.html

still in bed lads what am i like

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What's the most beautiful cathedral in England? I say Salisbury.

Also, post magnificent pictures of Great Britain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak85S5KZoKE

nanananananana nanana nananananana hey

what part of the isle is the best, brits?

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>>53976145
bit harsh to trannies there la

>>53975933
get in t'kitchen and make me a sammidge hh aha brian you smiley sausage

>>53976102
stop using pictures this blatantly photoshopped

>>53976113
found out as a damned dirty fake as far as i k

>>53976142
would quite like a pet crab

>>53976181
we got beat by norway so the tournament is clearly not worth participating in

how big are your willies lads?

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post your local news presenter, GOAT reporting in

>>53976113
more like cunt uggo haha

>>53976280
good post

>the janny deleted the yank thread
lmaoing

>>53976262
6.5 inches

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Sometimes when I go out to a club I feel like the bouncers must think "look at this ugly twat thinks hes gonna pull in here hahahahaha" or laughing at what im wearing lmao lol

everything lock arff

>>53976209
a pathetic lazy insect x

he actually deleted it, the bloody madman

he's doing his NUT

>he who shall not be named is here

>>53976306
ONE OF US

jannys doin a NUT

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>>53976319
>going clubbing

>I spend all week discussing just how drunk I'm going to get on the weekend.
>I spend the weekend waiting for 6pm so I can pay a taxi to take me to my mates house for "pre-drinks"
>I spend a few hours drinking and talking about how drunk I'm going to get tonight lol what am I like x
>I go to a loud, noisy club where I can't hear anyone talk jumping up and down like a moron while drinking more alcohol
>I pay a taxi to take me home and the next morning can't stop talking about how I can't remember a thing lol what am I like x
>I do the same thing every weekend just like everyone else

based janitor

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rate my lunch lads

>>53976094

England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship is England.

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>>53976181
Done mucker

>>53976179
why

>>53976224
Canrterbury.

>>53976319
Lad come on the pull with me I'll be your wingman

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>>53976224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya_RciicqKo

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photo i took in china

>>53976329
trap line pop arf

>>53976376
tasty

>>53976363
good lad

ari

TYBJ (thank you based janny)

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>>53976280
Usually does weather but occasionally news tbH

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Rate my lunch from earlier

>>53976381
live 10 min walk away from here x

Why do people care what other people do and like

As long as it doesn't have an effect on your life there is literally no point wasting a moments thought on it

When will you daft cunts become enlightened

>deleting a thread because it was made by a yank

hmm bit racist

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HE HAS SPOKEN

>Janny gets shot
>"and I was 2 days from retirement.."

>>53976381
good for you innit

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>>53976275
everything is local here

>>53976437
this ones older tbf

>>53976398
steel and copper

>>53976312
has any slag said its big?

jannys have their panties in a bunch today lads

*does his nut*

>>53976432
doxxed :)

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CAREFUL LADS

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>il jannissimo

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Based Behnaz

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>>53976431

listening to electro swing

doing a smile

>>53976380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvEePDXL1AE

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>>53976376
Top geezer

>>53976224
pic

*does drugs*

>>53976381
it's alright m8 i'm just shitposting for (you)'s

if you see anything mad from me it's just for you's not actually being serious

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>>53976319
one of them said "have you just got in from school mate?" when i walked in once
its not my fault that i look about 14 reeeeeeeeeeeeee

LADS
post all IMG_1142 material you have in your possession, I need a good laff

Best meme of 2016 desu

I'm starting to realise how pathetic and autistic people who spend their whole lives are. Transitioning into a normie has really improved my life and from it I've realised that the internet is degenerate and needs to be shut down for usage by commoners.

>>53976542
>this is a 10/10 in the UK

>>53976519
literally the worst genre I have ever heard in my life

>>53976482
yeah last time i had sex (in october) i told this girl to ride me and she couldnt sit on it at first and had trouble getting it in and was like "youre so big" so i know she wasnt just saying it either because she was struggling to get it in x

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Interior? Ely

>>53976449
great post

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>>53976224

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these girls are putting their vaginas out for bidding at the cattle market (club), and you're sat in your bedroom wanking and crying

>>53976570
id put all sorts of bits in her and im quite picky

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>>53976557

>>53976514
literally who

>>53976600
oi I'm not crying

>>53976539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

*does different drugs*

>told my m8 I was getting ready and I was going to meet him at 7:00
>instead of having a shower and getting dressed I've been shitposting on /brit/
lmao
He's going to be mad when he finds out I haven't even started getting ready yet haha

having a play

>>53976611
>picky
>would have sex with a pornstar that sounds like a complete slag

you aren't picky son

>>53976600
the price of my dignity is too high

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BEHNAZ

man a rise and pop arff

>>53976560
heh, you almost triggered me there... nice try!

/pol/ is quick these days

>>53976646
what on earth are you yanking on about
ive not a clue who the tart in question is, was just going by the picture

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ari

Really miss my PC lads

Give us a (You) or two

>>53976615
>>53976557
what is this meme

did someone get doxxed

>>53976649
>sent from my iPhone

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AKHGAR

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>I visit /pol/

>>53976600
1, 2, 3, 5, 4

>>53976647
*tips fedora*
another gentleman, t'is a great thing to see!

>>53976651
funny boy haha
she givme hmm no uh-uh

behnaz

bena

bane

>>53976698

Il est concierge.

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>>53976534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8

>>53976547
Aye I'm the same haha might start serious posting again though.

>>53976637
top lad

plan for tonight lads:
>find food
>drink beer
>spy on mate

"I'm a squirter" = "I sometimes piss the sheets during intercourse but I refuse to seek medical help"

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Out and out the most precious piece of architecture in the British Isles according to Ruskin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs

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gonna do it this year lads

Plenty of natural DMT being released when you die. No need to muck it up with something synthetic. To each their own, though.

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me on the left (2 beers cause theyre free im gettin fuckin wasted hahahahaha)
this little gutterslut was all over me and i ended up sniffing a bag of glue and rode her rotten on her mothers bed,
fucking duvet was soaked with fanny juice and her hole was clean busted so it was drooling like a spastic with a broken jaw

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Lena desu lads

really need a shag lad its been almost 2 years since my last one

>>53976707
tights

more

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BEHNAZ
E
H
N
A
Z

Young Thug desu

>>53976707
>>53976649
Could you stop spamming this random ugly paki please, Rasheed?

behnaz
behniz
benis

>>53976767
spoiler that hog

>>53976778
also this

>unironically wanting a chink as a gf

conventional people are roused to fury by departures from convention, largely because they regard such departures as a criticism of themselves

>>53976748
squirting is hot tho

>>53976767
think she might actually be an extra on game of thrones or something she was talking to me about it but I can't remember

>>53976722
who are you

i guarantee you don't have this flag

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/61742162/every-fucking-girl-i-try-to-talk-to-my-age24-has#p61742597

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CHEBS AKHGAR

>>53976819
better than white girls desu

making an arrangement

A V R O
V
R
O

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>>53976705
some aussie opened a folder and asked us where to go then got guided to recent -> holiday and ended up posting a picture of himself

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>>53976778
young thug x

>>53976837
bro man a real life shottah

>>53976778
hopped out the mufukin bed
hopped in the mufukin coupe

>>53976855
Rasheed

>>53976736
what does a medieval chant have to do with a classical era string quintet

>>53976819
>>53976578
>>53976560
enlighten yourselves you rats on the wall

>>53976435

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Thank you, BBC Wales

With Jews you lose
With Aussies you get pozzie

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>conventional people are roused to fury by departures from convention, largely because they regard such departures as a criticism of themselves

>>53976758

Just try to hang around the Chinks if you are in Uni. But they dont seem to mix with Brits desu tend to stay in big 20 strong clumps

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>an fear faire

>>53976840
cheers lad

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in a bit of a quandary 2bh lads

really want to move out of this shit hole and found a perfect flat 30 minutes away, but I have 6 months left on the contract for this place so I'll have to pay 6 months' rent until I find a new tenant to replace me and take over the lease

but this new flat is fucking lovely so I might just bite the bullet and pay the £800 rent for the both of them until a new tenant is found

but this means I'll have a lot less disposable income

Old Mother Fucker
She was a cocksucker
To give her poor family a home
Went down on their ding song
And drank for a sing song
But ended her sad life alone.

Err lads...

When I'm standing at the gates of St. Peter, how am I going to justify all the time I spent downloading videos of milf slags?

>>53976915
more leg

>>53976860
anyone else been doxxed recently

>>53976840
Newfag fuck off.

Isaac the Greenlander has been posting on /int/ since it was made. He always used to make threads about Greenland. We would learn a lot.' How it'[s a complete shithole. It literally has no trees at all.

>>53976901
They're both holy. I thought you'd appreciate it.

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goodnight

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Reverse engineering Konflict's "The Beckoning" bass patch

Sawtooth frequency modulated by a sine, filtered, distorted, with a hard clip

Friday is evidently the night for meat bargains at my mozzers lads. Lamb breast for 19p, lamb rack for a quid down from a fiver, half price stewing steak.

All to come though, for tonight is OF COURSE fajita friday.

Anybody else wank right into the bin lads?

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>>53976770

>>53976774
>>53976836
>>53976843
>>53976915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIRmxBPHh_8

how or where do i learn british slang

>>53976599
are u stupid or something m8

>>53976971
bit early innit

>>53976915
>Welshpool
>welsh scousers
How horrifying

1) flapjack
2) two flapjacks
3) dinner

help me choose lads

>>53975641
>>53975683
>>53975755
>>53975756
>>53975786
>>53975814
>>53975853
>>53975877
alri

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you would get bantered to tears if you tried to associate with these fellas

>>53976971
*tucks you in*

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>>53976859
>avro
not even old, just obscure

>>53976968
not that i'm aware of

>>53977007
woke up at 3am

nackered 2bh

any other lads really hairy here?

>>53977003
>post magnificent pictures of Great Britain

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>just cuz she dances go-go it don't make her a ho no

>>53976435
Because I can?

What are you, a tranny/druggie degenerate? Negative behaviours should be shunned from society.

YOUR GIRLS PUM PUM STINKS LIKE THE A13 BECKTON EXIT

>>53977001

Hang about in the pub

>>53977022
wow. feels good to be more attractive then all of them desu.

not that its hard

>>53977022
literally know the cunt on the right desu

>>53977038
ahh fair doos have a good sleep

EU LCS Spring - Week 2 Day 2

FNC vs. UOL is starting now

Don't miss it!

>>53977022
even fucking hugh grant on the left

>cuts all over my knuckles from punching stuff
>normies keep asking me how I hurt myself

FUCK OFF

>>53976969
i dont. how dare you presume, remove yourself from my exalted presence this instant, casual

>>53976971
*gives you a good night kiss*

>>53977027
that's not him

Do you know that feeling when you haven't wanked for a few days, and you get a massive perma boner. The boner is so strong that it feels pleasurable just when it's free standing.

I've got that right now and I'm going to have a massive wank in a few minutes. Going to take it slow and steady too

pub with the lads or cinema on my own? quick lads

>>53977054
what right do you have to decide how people live their lives, so long as they aren't infringing on yours

>>53977047
yep, i have to shave the back of my neck... it's vile.

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Now a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women

But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are probably queer

Imagine if /brit/ had been around before the post timers

Would've been unreadable

>>53976748
No, it actually just means she gets really wet. I've been with a real squirter, but yeah, what you see in porn is piss. It's nowhere near that much liquid in real tea. And I'm not in denial about it or anything, I have a pee fetish so IDC

GYALDEM TING
CHAMPS AND TING

>>53977022
>clubs where everyones wearing blazers

absolutely fucking revolting 2bh

EXTREMELY glad people are now using my thread

>>53977140
pub with the lads.

part of getting a gf is putting yourself in social situations

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>>53977038
nightey night

doing an seizure

send help

>>53977027
That's Ben Dilks you dingus
You need to brush up on your /brit/ lore desu

>t. Resident meme expert

>>53977140
pub

>>53977142
They have the right to decide what they want to do.

I have the right to openly shun them.

>>53976979
>19p
is such a thing even possible

right then

who wants pozzing

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>>53977116
was posting obscure gimmicks

>dancing
not a big fan of this meme being honest

Do girls like shy america guys in britbong land lads?

>>53977027
good looking lad

>>53977223
*spreads neghole*
bug me.

>>53977217
your opinion is worthless to them

why waste your time

>>53976969

Tuvalu isn't Greenland m8

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>>53977145
i do as well

and my back and shoulders are hairy

>>53977226
>OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS

>>53977167
got dragged to go see him at gorilla in manchester a couple of months ago
bonkaz opened for him and was alot better tbqh

>>53977200
youre getting mixed up boyo

>>53977226
>obscure tom
>obscure
nah m8

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bet that stung

If you can't handle me at my worst then you can't handle me at my best xxx

>>53977120
I was getting worried recently cos I've not been able to get hard as easily as normal, I was needing to play with it to get it at full throttle and it would go floppy again as soon as I stopped for a second, thought I as wanking too much but then I woke up this morning with an iron rod

>>53977252
haha no you cuck

>>53977252
No. Fuck off Tyrone

>>53977252
no nobody really cares about american accents here, i actually had a conversation with a bird about this the other day

>>53977252
no

Arrrr it's mad! She wants a man from...

Sorry I'm late, but the shark ate my record crate

fish pie in the oven lads. highlight of my weekend t b h

>>53977217
bully, maybe you should just kill yourself so the world would become a better place.

>>53977204
read this >>53977226

>>53977312
Islamabad

>>53977252
lol no. our accent only helps for a conversation starter

you still need to be normie. i shagged a british slag in thailand. she was a proper munter though

>>53977287
*don't deserve me

>>53977270
>cuck isn't filtered
>(cuck)old is
Sort it out, mook

>>53977280
mixed up in what amore

>>53977252
probably not

>>53977261
If it was worthless they wouldn't complain about it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqwwsrhJiqI

*does a prayer*

>>53977323
homemade?

>>53977277
are you the one who posted AJ Tracey

post more good unknown grime like that

>>53977348
thats not are ky its some plebeian

>>53977300
pretty much. it helps as a conversation starter and thats about it.

they might have a little more intrigue but hardly much more. at least thats what I experienced.

>>53977343
No, it's that lowercase isn't filtered but upper is

>>53977270
good post

>>53977350
not talking about what they think of it

why do you feel the need to express your opinions in the first place

it doesn't benefit you

This thread is moving too fast. Can't just sit down and appreciate good posts, good banter and good discussion. Everything post has to now be fast, easy to digest and move on quickly, thus reducing post quality.
We need to reduce the amount of posters in /brit/

>>53977277
Bonkaz is alright and I don't even like grime much. his was the best chase and status collab

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Guy beside me at work got a citation to the Court of Session haha bants

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>>53977302
>>53977300
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>>53977290
>>53977349
when did you lads become so cruel?

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>>53977350
Who is """they"""?

only black person i like is cat from red dwarf

>>53977394
nah lad

>>53977363
>Narrated / Authority of: Abu Dhar
Allah's Messenger said that Allah said: He who comes with a good deed, its reward will be ten like that or even more. And he who comes with vice, his reward will be only one like that, or I can forgive him. He who draws close to Me a hand's span, I will draw close to him an arm's length. And whoever draws near Me an arm's length, I will draw near him a fathom's length. And whoever comes to Me walking, I will go to him running. And whoever faces Me with sins nearly as great as the earth, I will meet him with forgiveness nearly as great as that, provided he does not worship something with me. (This Hadith is sound and reported by Muslim, Ibn Majah and Ahmad in his Musnad). Another prophetic tradition says: (He who met Allah associating anything with Him, will enter Hell) (Muslim)

>>53977022
Blazers are definitely not in fashion anymore

>>53977394
https://soundcloud.com/astarocks/rocks-dantalion-freestyle-prod-by-rocks-foe

fucking love beer to be brutally honest

>>53976381
lawl m8 that's Durham Cathedral you fucking gonk.

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>>53976557
r8

>>53977418
This is prime normie-time

If you want refined banter you have to be around in the daytime in the week

>>53976979
VERY thrifty my friend

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>This thread is moving too fast. Can't just sit down and appreciate good posts, good banter and good discussion. Everything post has to now be fast, easy to digest and move on quickly, thus reducing post quality.
>We need to reduce the amount of posters in /brit/

>>53977462
Have you ever had samuel adams?

having a sip out of my chinkcup

beers are cooling on the windowsill, or as i call it, fridge aahaha ah ;))))))))))))))))))

>>53977386
you know it lad. prawns, cod, salmon and smoked haddock in it t b h

>>53977394
No that was me
Cadell, Jammz, Mic Ty, CASISDEAD

>>53977454
was it you
are you in mallorca or something

>>53977411
he enjoys bullying people, literally the worst kind of person in society.

>>53977435
just now haha XP

>>53976860
>being named apollo

>>53977394
https://soundcloud.com/ovoyf/04-paid-in-full

>>53977142
What gives you the right to be a degenerate? It's that exact right that I use to judge them and make fun of them for being degenerates/freaks.

Some talk of Alexander,
And some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander,
And such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes,
There's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
To the British Grenadier.

Those heroes of antiquity
Ne'er saw a cannon ball
Or knew the force of powder
To slay their foes withall.
|But our brave boys do know it,
And banish all their fears,
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadier.
Whene'er we are commanded
To storm the palisades
Our leaders march with fusees,
And we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis,
About the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.

And when the siege is over,
We to the town repair
The townsmen cry, "Hurra, boys,
Here comes a Grenadier!"
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys,
Who know no doubts or fears!
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.

Then let us fill a bumper,
And drink a health to those
Who carry caps and pouches,
And wear the louped clothes.
May they and their commanders
Live happy all their years
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadiers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVSpY8xY9I

>>53977468
>gothic arches
>durham cathedral
hahahahaha no

they call me the breakfast god round these parts

>>53977435
cruelty would have been getting your hopes up under false pretences tbqh

Just went somewhere lads

Ask me where I went

>>53977536
because its my life

again you are dodging the actual question I am asking

>>53975643
>>53975643
>>53975643
NEW

>>53977503
nah it wasn't i love grime though 2bh

>>53977525
>>53976860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cULDVcHoAj

put a lot of thought into this post

>>53977560
was just listening to this ahah? coincindence MUCH????!?!!

newcastle brown ale for tonight lads

>>53977494

Trufax, I had a Samuel Adams at Samuel Adam's graveside in Boston.

>>53977411
Shunning some things and praising others is how societies enforce social norms.

So I am doing it for society, not myself.