Why do Americans try so hard to make their """""pizza""""

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Did someone say pitsa?

>Americans consider pizza to be a pie
What the fuck is wrong with them honestly

I had pizza in several places when I was in Rome, wasn't impressed.

There is literally nothing better than ordering a take out pizza and eating it on a cold day

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>this pie is a normal pizza for 1 person in america
No wonder why they are so fat.

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I support my local kind of pizza. New England "greek" style. I've never had an actual Italian pizza but if its anything like the heavy on flour stuff Italian immigrants make, no thanks. Pic and post related >>53947269

>>53952492
Have you seen Chicago style? Basically a pie and it's weird as fuck.

>>53952534
>Rome
Kek,your fault.

>>53952373
I will say im a fan of the classic margarita pizza more than any other.

>>53952584
where should a pizza lover go to get the best pizza

NY pizza > dog shit > Digiorno's > Italian """""Piza"""""

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That's what I love about America, freedom, even in pizza. Pic related is from a place near my house. Not your typical American pizza, but it's still available. We don't have just one style of pizza. You Italians must bored of eating the same thing over and over again.

>>53952600
Verona, Napoli,Tuscania
Be careful tho... there are a lots of t*rks trying to sell """"italian"""" pizza
>>53952613
>i don't know what variety is

>>53952613
I've just gotten to the point where I don't know whether americans troll 24/7 or not

>>53952373
>italy trying to be relevant

Pizza is a pretty gross idea from the start. It's a bunch of greasy cheese on top of a bunch of starch with some sauce. Even "good" pizza is pretty meh tier.

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>>53952761

>>53952775

i can't believe someone actually took the time to "redraw" this awful comic

it looks somehow even worse than the original

Pizza in the NE United States > Pizza in Italy > Pizza in Chicago >>>>>>>> Pizza literally everywhere else

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>>53952770
>>53952802
>>53952612

>>53952761
Not even trolling, Italians will talk shit on our pizza for not being authentic enough or whatever, we don't care. We can have deep dish Chicago style pizza, thin crust New York style, authentic Italian pizza, and anything in between. We'll throw some fucking barbecue sauce and chicken on there if we want. Point is, Italians, and Europeans in general, are blinded by their traditions.

>>53952566
this is a pie, not a pizza

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>>53952858
Come on Italy. I know your country has no concept of work ethic, but at least try here.

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>>53952885
>We can have deep dish Chicago style pizza, thin crust New York style, authentic Italian pizza, and anything in between.
>authentic italian pizza
>authentic
>italian
>pizza

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r8 my pizza /int/

>>53952885
hey that's cool but I tried american pizza and I sincerely prefer the italian one
>blinded by their traditions.
not in this period of cucking

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>>53952885
>Point is, Italians, and Europeans in general, are blinded by their traditions.

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>>53952945
>work ethic
>Americans

>>53952926
>this
Pies aren't made of mostly bread. I think you believe there's more toppings on that than there actually is.

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>>53953001
>mfw italian posters unironically don't know what "work ethic" refers to

>>53953107
no bully, there's a fine line between work ethic and work ethics
[spoiler] and it's the letter S [/spoiler]

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>>53953107
>a belief in the moral benefit and importance of work and its inherent ability to strengthen character.
Are you even trying?

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French pizzas are just better

>>53952373
italian pizza is shit 2bh

>>53953269
that's just a tart

>>53953269
Where's the sauce? ??

>>53952980
6/10
would eat if I haven't got any other options

>>53953269
looks pretty bad m8, wonder how it tastes

>>53953269
looks like as if it was several weeks old

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Had some Bella Napoli the other day, was pretty good tbqhwy. I thought I wouldn't like it because of how it looked, might give Chicago Style a taste some day.

>>53955981
delightful.

Ťbh famalams the absolute tippy top of the pizza pyramid is in fact, garlic pizza bread.

Thin, round base with garlic + oil but also the cheese and tomato. Its absolutely delicious and so simple.

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>non italians posting about pizza

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>>53952373
New York style pizza is what popularised pizza.
Before Italian Americans started making pizza, nobody outside of Italy even knew what it was.

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Move over both of you.
Norwegian pizza is the best pizza.

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>>53952885
>Point is, Italians, and Europeans in general, are blinded by their traditions.


yep, feels bad, I'm tied by my own traditions and forced to cook nice traditional food for myself, instead of chomping down concentrated high fructose corn syrup every day

>>53952561
That Looks fucking delicious

>>53953269
where are the frogs?

>>53952373

I've had both and I like both

Worked in this pizzeria making the deliveries in highschool.

Owner was some old pizza baker from italy importing all his ingredient and damn the pizza salsicciosa he made....

>>53952980
>mayonaise dreamcast logo on your pizza

What the fuck, yanks

>>53952373
desu there's no such thing as "american" pizza, as it varies significantly among regions.

the pic you posted looks exactly like something I'd get from my local pizzeria.

>>53952761

I can never be sure if they're serious if there's an American flag above the post to be honest... I'm sure it's a common thing for non-Americans.

>>53952885

My point exactly... Is this lad for realsies? Who knows.

>>53957348
>New York style pizza is what popularised pizza.
>Before Italian Americans started making pizza, nobody outside of Italy even knew what it was.

From what I know pizza came to the Netherlands with the first waves of guest laborers that were mostly European (Moroccans and Turks would be the later waves).. Many Greeks, Italians and Spaniards came here to work, and some opened up restaurants. In combination with a relatively large amount of people getting enough money for foreign vacations to, among other places, Italy popularised Italian food rather fast.

>>53959924

This is the only non-autistic answer tbqh. Had some tasty pizza in the US, had tasty pizza in every European country I've been in as well. It's fucking bread with toppings, it's -hard- to fuck it up, the worst I've ever had only looked sketchy but still tasted fine.

I do enjoy Swedish pizza the most, but this is likely because of familiarity.

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>>53961333
>Had some tasty pizza in the US, had tasty pizza in every European country I've been in as well. It's fucking bread with toppings, it's -hard- to fuck it up, the worst I've ever had only looked sketchy but still tasted fine.

Sort of agree with this, but I don't like most 'typical' American toppings that much.. When I get pizza at 'Italian' restaurants here I often get them with tuna, salmon or sea fruits. The places I've had pizza (admittedly not the entire range, but a handful none the less) in NY usually had less variety than what I'm used to. Just several types of sausage usually, and sometimes peppers and/or mushrooms. Weird thing was that even in places where they served pasta with seafruit, they wouldn't have pizzas with similar toppings.

>>53961197

This is true for most of Europe I think. It showed up with Italian and Balkan guest laborers here in the 60s. This is also why we get the "pizza salad" thing here, because since these guest laborers were he original target group, a salad popular in Croatia was chosen to serve as a free side/appetizer.

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posting real pizza

>>53961417

The lack of variety was my main complaint in the US as well, but it does exist there, just some places go with just "plain" (margarita, I guess?) and pepperoni. Still, those were tasty as well, nothing wrong with it, and if you wanted variety you could just go to another place. But yeah, back home even the shittiest Albanian-hole-in-the-wall pizzeria has 50 combos or more, and you can always just tell them what you want on it.

>>53961584
>just some places go with just "plain" (margarita, I guess?) and pepperoni.

Literally every place I got pizza at though.. And my gf's cousins were entirely baffled by the concept when I told them tuna+onion (capers and/or black olives optional) were my go-to pizza toppings..
>FISH? ON PIZZA??
They minds where thoroughly blown, and NY is actually a place that's known for pizza...

>But yeah, back home even the shittiest Albanian-hole-in-the-wall pizzeria has 50 combos or more, and you can always just tell them what you want on it.

Exactly.. And sure, in those places the Frutti di Mare or Salmon are 99% likely to be from a can, but still.. The option is there!

>>53961663

>FISH? ON PIZZA??

kek. Fish is great on pizza. My local place has smoked salmon on their "house specialty", pretty good.

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There's a small place 5 min drive from where I live. The guys from Naples and he does round, 1/2m and 1m long pizzas.

This is the only authentic Italian pizza I've ever had, but its fucking sweet.
The bread is literally the highlight; fluffy, chewy, slightly crispy, yeasty and salty.

Fuck, this is heaven.

>>53952373
We make it appeal to the fat ones.

>>53961832

wood fired oven makes all the difference tbqh. Sadly the only place in my town that has one has super low opening hours, shit's like 10am to 5pm and closed on Sundays (literally when you are most in need of their services). Still, good shit when you do manage to get there... no idea how the fuck he stays open though, given that he closes just as everyone gets off from work. Sure, he gets the lunch crowd, but still.

>>53961935

Money laundring for Cosa Nostra shit..

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Northern Irish pizza

You can get any type of pizza you want here if you live in a non flyover state.

>>53952761
If you don't like it don't eat it, same goes for op too

I hate pizza and Italian ones

How about that for trolling

>>53962304
>sweet flavored pizza
absolutely haram

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>Brazilian pizza

>>53952613
You can have diferent choices even in Italy. Apart from cheap egyptians who caters to students and stoners, you can get napoli-style, thin, al tegamino, al metro, focaccia-style, calzone... and of course shitton of different toppings.
Being free to eat huge pieces of bread with shitty cheese and toppings isnt freedom, it just satisfies your high-calories addiction but its not good food, which most of the pizza in italy is.

>>53952373
>Why do Americans try so hard
L.M.A.O. leave it to mediterraneans to not understand work. why don't you just steal all of your culinary """""achievements"""" from other cultures. i heard china invented this thing called "noodles". why not throw some aztec tomato sauce on them ?? L.O.L.

>>53952613
Ammettiamolo: questa pizza non sembra, A VISTA, poi così brutta.

>>53962812
guardando la "mozzarella" o qualunque cosa sia mi viene lo schifo

>>53962911
In effetti, ha un aspetto molto plasticoso, come la mozzarella che mettono sulla pizza a taglio.

Italian pizza=american pizza=shit.
It's this simple.

>>53952373
If your pizza was so good you could sell it and pay your debt

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>>53952373
PIZZA

>>53952373
I bet there are a lot of good pizze in america

don't be a cunt just because you're italian, you probably don't even know how to make pizza or never tried the real neapolitan one you dumb faggot

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>>53963884
>peanuts

>>53963884
I'd eat it but it looks like barf after eatting a pizza and drinking at a bar

>>53952373
meh, it's all different around the world.
The main difference is the dough, focaccia bread is an ancient simple recipe that a lot of Italians use for their fast food or street food. it's more of just a simple flat bread, and uses basic bread flour rather than the ridiculously high in gluten version you would see in the states (that's where people can toss it around like a wierdo and shit) and with olive oil mixed into it.

The modern 'pizza' was nothing more than an elaborate focaccia display. and it was officially recognized because it was made for some big hot shot. But people in Italy had been stretching focaccia thin and topping it for centuries before the neapolitan pizza.
The word pizza is rather old too.
the more you know.

>>53964025
It was in the hands of the swedes that pizza achieved its fullest flower

>>53957496
good point, those are literally the only two options.

>>53962677
wew

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>>53963484
crane?

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Pizza from Omsk (literally):

cream sauce, hot dogs, meat assortie, mushrooms, salted cucumbers, french fries, tomatoes, sweet pepper, corn, onion, cheese, green onion.

>>53963484
That's some rare type of shitposting my man.

>go to pizza place
>their ovens work on electricity and not on wood
>turn around and walk away

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Tasty

Btw pepperoni is an absolutely shitty salami

>>53952566
it's a calzone. No joke

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>>53952613
Regional differences are enough to keep our tastes entertained for centuries. America now sit down and let us do things our way.

Honestly, Americans certainly know how to make a good pizza. I don't understand all the hate. My best pizza experience was in the US, KY to be specific

>tfw local pizzeria has ovens straight from Naples
>tfw it has pizza makers straight from Naples
>tfw it's cheap
Honestly, it's like being in Italy.

>>53952373
I've been to Italy and I've had your pizza. It's alright but it doesn't BEGIN to compare to New York pizza.

>>53966632
>leave us alone
>make thread after thread complaining about things Americans make in their own country
It's great you got your own shit, if a fag from Chicago tries to open a pizza place in Italy lynch him for all I care and personally think your seafood is miles better than your pizza but c'mon.

>>53952373
Pizza doesn't belong to Italy anymore, it's ours. We took it. Just like the hamburger and the frankfurter and some kinds of sushi. If you want them back you'll have to fight for it.

>>53964378
Sounds great
Can we combine this with the pizza burger?

>>53967865
I say why not. Pizza is freedom, fuck culinary conservatives :D

American pizza is a lot better than Italian pizza tbqfhm