Vocaroo thread

Obligatory English :

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k2QQhN90QW

RUSSIAN ANTHEM EVERYBODY

>>53895234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FldVSNKTLd

>>53895234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g7ICPH60FX

>>53895296

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hqye0QwKrD

>>53895784

Actually really good. Intonations were spot on.

>>53897954

Pretty much flawless too.

>>53895234
>>>/pol/

>>53899466

I guess it depends on where in the US you live. In my experience, all the Mexicans I've worked with here in PA have been nice enough people. I suppose closer to the border the more gang activity there is, but that's on both sides.

Ô toi, le plus savant et le plus beau des Anges,
Dieu trahi par le sort et privé de louanges,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Ô Prince de l'exil, à qui l'on a fait tort
Et qui, vaincu, toujours te redresses plus fort,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi qui sais tout, grand roi des choses souterraines,
Guérisseur familier des angoisses humaines,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi qui, même aux lépreux, aux parias maudits,
Enseignes par l'amour le goût du Paradis,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Ô toi qui de la Mort, ta vieille et forte amante,
Engendras l'Espérance, — une folle charmante!

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi qui fais au proscrit ce regard calme et haut
Qui damne tout un peuple autour d'un échafaud.

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi qui sais en quels coins des terres envieuses
Le Dieu jaloux cacha les pierres précieuses,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi dont l'oeil clair connaît les profonds arsenaux
Où dort enseveli le peuple des métaux,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi dont la large main cache les précipices
Au somnambule errant au bord des édifices,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi qui, magiquement, assouplis les vieux os
De l'ivrogne attardé foulé par les chevaux,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi qui, pour consoler l'homme frêle qui souffre,
Nous appris à mêler le salpêtre et le soufre,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Toi qui poses ta marque, ô complice subtil,
Sur le front du Crésus impitoyable et vil,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

>>53900901
Toi qui mets dans les yeux et dans le coeur des filles
Le culte de la plaie et l'amour des guenilles,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Bâton des exilés, lampe des inventeurs,
Confesseur des pendus et des conspirateurs,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Père adoptif de ceux qu'en sa noire colère
Du paradis terrestre a chassés Dieu le Père,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!

Prière

Gloire et louange à toi, Satan, dans les hauteurs
Du Ciel, où tu régnas, et dans les profondeurs
De l'Enfer, où, vaincu, tu rêves en silence!
Fais que mon âme un jour, sous l'Arbre de Science,
Près de toi se repose, à l'heure où sur ton front
Comme un Temple nouveau ses rameaux s'épandront!

>>53900901
>>53900925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8gGJ68g-8

>>53901415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJpfhuYby2E

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>>53895234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zRI1BRCMla

>>53901956
>>53902555

Can somebody anything non autistic to read?

>>53903033
THE neo-colonialism of today represents imperialism in its final and perhaps its most dangerous stage. In the past it was possible to convert a country upon which a neo-colonial regime had been imposed — Egypt in the nineteenth century is an example — into a colonial territory. Today this process is no longer feasible. Old-fashioned colonialism is by no means entirely abolished. It still constitutes an African problem, but it is everywhere on the retreat. Once a territory has become nominally independent it is no longer possible, as it was in the last century, to reverse the process. Existing colonies may linger on, but no new colonies will be created. In place of colonialism as the main instrument of imperialism we have today neo-colonialism.

>>53903099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRfbDcH2Hj

>>53903033
read this:
gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul gul

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwnlHdFHq5

>>53903606
stop whispering and read this, first one was pretty good, enunciation could be improved tho

The methods and form of this direction can take various shapes. For example, in an extreme case the troops of the imperial power may garrison the territory of the neo-colonial State and control the government of it. More often, however, neo-colonialist control is exercised through economic or monetary means. The neo-colonial State may be obliged to take the manufactured products of the imperialist power to the exclusion of competing products from elsewhere. Control over government policy in the neo-colonial State may be secured by payments towards the cost of running the State, by the provision of civil servants in positions where they can dictate policy, and by monetary control over foreign exchange through the imposition of a banking system controlled by the imperial power

>>53903774
I'm a very nervous person and the mic as you can hear is so bad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nsGemuMeSs

>>53902616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VKzEKtjHoj

>>53895234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uQ9heNCran

>>53903099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TNDLLtLHYP

>>53903530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SSSCLyucxS

>>53900901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ab2TMLHEH7

>>53908981
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ab2TMLHEH7
m8 you just read a prayer to satan

>>53908981
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SSSCLyucxS
I've got a boner, am I alright?

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>>53909028
>m8 you just read a prayer to satan

feels good man

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>>53909086

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>>53895080

t-tiu sento, kiam OP reafiŝas vian sondosieron

>>53909086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fS0N719z37

>>53903099
I know I fucked up a lot, but still I want to know your opinion.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TfBZbM3aal

>>53909580
HOMESEXUAL!!!!!!HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!HOMESEXUAL!!!!!!HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!HOMESEXUAL!!!!!!HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!HOMESEXUAL!!!!!!HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!HOMESEXUAL!!!!!!HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!

>>53909618
>russia's cuck calling me a homosexual

>>53909580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GSrPGW6G29

>>53909580
>>53909830

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQvJv9Kjcc

>>53909830
>>53909964
Thanks, :3

>>53910057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PgaxYb8pXq

>>53909618
>>53910152

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dAP0zKRJFS

>>53910217
most feminine trap voice I've ever heard, you almost completely convinced me for a second there

reading a poem

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04J42mQMDvs

>>53909618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02fRGhiqbYM

>>53910217
r u actually grill?

>>53910430
dude calm down, I was just kidding about her being a trap, you seem to be legit insulting her not just bantering

>>53910430
top ukrobanter

>>53895234

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qSSdaaOgbp

>>53895234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bcEpb3veDW

>>53910470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jpwihAHqSY

>>53903099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtulZCFzjs
Rate? I wanna improve, so be merciless.

>>53910626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HFLkBkFzyy

>>53903099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ETo1TG9l4u

Just not my type of read, but I guess it was okayish

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MnVlnqMHfo

>>53903099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tYHeRFPOoj

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here is a sad song http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iNpbG45WdX

Guys, can you please sing something for me?

>>53910626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QbQr5XNytB

http://desustorage.org/int/thread/53895080/#53910520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCdesjg7hI

>>53910543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ng6LVWkAj

>>53910315
>>53910470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ue1JpZqNoN

>>53910937
wanna lick your trapish anal

>>53910932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Utx3EMkPsW

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>>53911080
awwwwn :D
thx anon!

>>53910983
Today I learned that there was a sultan of Marrakesh whose name was Ahmed Al Mansour, you live and learn.

>>53910932
I don't know Portuguese so I'm sorry for any bad pronounce

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14roLiDBwsw

>>53910937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01mHZo9fbgu

>>53911264
That was actually really really good. You have a nice voice, and the pronunciation was spot on, for the most part.

>>53911277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JAOpyBVIIM

>>53911277
ok master frieza

Give me something to read, but without porn and too complicated words

>>53911338
Haha, cool. Probably if I tried to speak Portuguese my accent wouldn't be very good. But I have listened to that song a bunch of times.

Let's try this one...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gdyoqN64Xt

>>53911482
Poccия – cвящeннaя нaшa дepжaвa,
Poccия – любимaя нaшa cтpaнa.
Moгyчaя вoля, вeликaя cлaвa –
Tвoё дocтoяньe нa вce вpeмeнa!

Пpипeв:

Cлaвьcя, Oтeчecтвo нaшe cвoбoднoe,
Бpaтcких нapoдoв coюз вeкoвoй,
Пpeдкaми дaннaя мyдpocть нapoднaя!
Cлaвьcя, cтpaнa! Mы гopдимcя тoбoй!

>>53911426
Who?

>>53911482
http://fass.ubd.edu.bn/staff/docs/DD/STETS-vowels.pdf

>>53911482
the constitution of dumbass people's republic

>>53911512
nuh, I'm not gonna read this out due to my parents

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Sing this somebody (The Offspring—The Kids Aren't Alright)

Here's the music (I recorded it myself)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kZO44l58SU

>>53911504
You have a great taste in music, let me tell you that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVBCYGqxI6k|
http://www.vagalume.com.br/lulu-santos/como-uma-onda-no-mar.html

Try this one, if you can. I believe you'll like it.

>>53911553
Sing it pls

>>53911513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s175APQ4mOp6

>>53911583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1InbyhJ0uUp

>>53911639
>Sing it pls
They'll think I'm a traitor

>>53911504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SCYRIR31pU

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>>53911716

>>53910932

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UFdvWbVKtS

Sorry for the loud construction noises in the background, we're repairing our house.

>>53911639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17M1b655WXo

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDJoWNRYCB

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ie14QT1cEe

>>53912202
Кaкaя cтpaшнaя бaбeнция.

>>53911639
I'm going to bed now but thanks for showing me that song, it's nice

>>53912246
eбaл ee нa впиcкe

>>53912343
>>53912251

>>53912246

Really good! Almost native.

Somebody read this please:

No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I'll have you know I'm a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don't INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it's not "gay." Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. "GAY" CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR "GAY" IS YAOI. Just because I'm eleven doesn't mean that I can't be a perv. I'm mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn't live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I'M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I'm NOT like the other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I'm sick of it. I'm so fucking sick of all of it. I'll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don't. You aren't better than me. You don't even use the right word for yaoi. It's not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It's nothing like yaoi and it's unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It's disgusting. Fuck all of you. I'm eleven and I'm not "stupid" because I actually know the origin of yaoi and you don't. Fuck you. Fuck off

>>53913172
btw, it's just a copypasta, I'm not an eleven years old yaoi fangirl

>>53913172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3tfXxKGzb

>>53913455
even though you're whipering, I can still clearly tell that your english is very good, and you made me laugh especially when you started laughing yourself while reading certain parts of it, anyway thanks for bothering to read that copypasta mate and you seriously did a good job at it

>>53913455

kek

>>53913172
Maybe everyday from now on whenever I'm able to connect to the internet I'll post a new different copypasta for you guys to read here in the Vocaroo threads

>>53913744
I didn't want my parents to hear what I was reading. But thank you, I'm flattered.

Where is Greece? When are we going to read more Sonic High School? Will Sonic finally put his big awesome penis in Amy's vagina?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y3hdwZkjwP

>>53914295
my ears are bleeding

>>53914400
I somehow fucked up my microphone some time ago.Everything is rather amplified. You can hear the inside of my computer even if the microphone is on the other side of the room. RIP. I'll probably have to buy another one but I haven't the money right now.

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>>53909580
Tu accento es lindo

>>53903774
>stop whispering
If he speaks to loudly, Russians will wake up and bully him.

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>>53910626
my heart just melted

Anyone want stuff read?

>>53916895
Yes, don't mind trying new languages

>>53913278
YEAH SURE

>>53916895
Jim Giant 1 week ago
If you use being too tall as an excuse I've got an exercise for you:

1. Raise your right hand level with your cheek and away from your body.

2. Rapidly swing your palm towards your face.

Do 5 sets of 10 every day until you stop making excuses.

>>53916945
"Is é an t-iasc mór a chuir an t-iasc beag ar lár"

>>53916945
Try polish then

Jam ciemny jest wśród wichrów płomień boży
lecący z jękiem w dal -- jak głuchy dzwon północy
ja w mrokach gór zapalam czerwień zorzy
Iskrą mych bólów, gwiazdą mej bezmocy

Ja komet król - a duch się we mnie wichrzy
jak pył pustyni w zwiewną piramidę
ja piorun burz - a od grobowca cichszy
mogił swych kryję trupiość i ohydę

Ja - otchłań tęcz - a płakałbym nad sobą
jak zimny wiatr na zwiędłych stawu trzcinach
jam błysk wulkanów - a w błotnych nizinach
idę, jak pogrzeb, z nudą i żałobą

na harfach morze gra - kłębi się rajów pożoga
i słońce - mój wróg słońce! Wschodzi wielbiąc Boga

>>53917072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yx85V0Qu57

Rolled the R's because I've been speaking Spanish all day, also tried a sort of Scottish accent, no idea why.

>>53917097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZBNMDkufR1

Best I can do

>>53917254
>trying to say wśród

topkek, my sides are in orbit

>>53917436
Do poles know vowels exist?

>>53911639
>ótimo gosto musical
>posta lulu santos

Excelente pescaria, Anon.

>>53917254
You got "beag" somewhat right, congrats.

Try: "Fhionnradharc" and "Smaointe"

>>53917639
http://vocaroo.com/

>>53917552
heh, don't think so. Polish is a nightmare of a language, i'm even considering changing my focus to russian.

>>53917771
>>>53917639 (You)
>http://vocaroo.com/

do u have autism?

>>53917861
Oops kinda drunk

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h2AkFCDzMO

>>53917852
>learning Polish

Genuinely curious as to why you would do this

>>53918072
I love slav dialects, and i thought that starting with the language that has latin alphabet would make things easier later to learn more. I was terribly wrong.

>>53917915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I4ZJES2RGc

Post Australasian.

>>53918216
Russian sounds more beautiful to me, I'd like to learn it some day actually

>>53918312
>Australasian

Place names or just ocka lingo?

/dixie/ here

Can try to do silly hillbilly voices if someone desires

>>53918514
>hillbilly

What the fuck is that? Do it, i'm curious now.

>>53918756
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIP3wZwWJA4

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

>>53918840
Topkek, do it please

>>53918929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raeEUYg5Aj

You'll have to turn your volume down, I can't change my microphone to somehow lower the detection (I suppose?) Regardless it's pretty fucking loud.

>>53918514
I always liked this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbU65uCUzTs&ab_channel=eGSPYDERBYTE

>>53919163
Holy fuck i almost had a stroke

>>53919179
Lmao

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fbmn00RH2r

>>53919163
Fuck that's loud

Check out my shitty performance
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uuo0wHRn3l

>>53918847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hJhjr8wbup

Can you hear the start of my throat infection?

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>all these grills in the thread

>>53918847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IkZ15HCsUX

>>53919492
Can you read me a bedtime story, bout to go to sleep tвh

>>53913172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JQPlGNvhb1
that was really mentally exausting

>>53919551
same

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mOD6GyfHgF

>>53919706
What type of story would you like friend?

>>53919976
Literally anything, or just make one up.

>tfw insomnia

>>53919976
a gay story about lots of broken anals

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>>53919884

Any Swedish, Finnish, Greek or Hungarian to be had, τbh lads?

>>53920029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qCgaHQ6Bgi

If you're still awake anyway. My internet fucked up for ages so I've had to wait to post this.

Also, this was the first story I could find without it being a bilion pages long. It's not exactly made for nighttime.

>>53910932
No, I'm sick

some greek for my slovak bro. feel free to read if you want


Κι ο αδερφός μου, δέkα χρόνια kοντά εργαζόμενος στον ιδιωτιkό τομέα, kαι τώρα εkεί που πρέπει να βοηθήσει kι αυτός βοηθάει... Ποτέ δεν ζητήσαμε, ποτέ δεν περιμέναμε ανταμοιβή, το kόμμα μάς ζήτησε να βάλουμε πλάτη kαι βάλαμε, γιατί αυτό είναι το σωστό, γιατί πάντα στην αριστερά χρωστάμε kαι δεν μας χρωστάει... Και δεν θα απολογηθώ σε kανέναν ούτε για τις ρίζες μου, ούτε για την οιkογένειά μου.

Κατάλαβες, ρουφιάνε;

Ki o aderphós mu, déka khrónia kontá ergazómenos ston idiotikó toméa, kai tóra ekí pu prépi na voithísi ki aftós voithái. . . Poté den zitísame, poté den periméname antamiví, to kómma más zítise na váloume pláti kai válame, yiatí aftó íne to sostó, yiatí pánta stin aristerá khrostáme kai den mas khrostái. . . Ke den tha apoloyithó se kanénan úte yia tis rízes mu, úte yia tin ikoyéniá mu.

Katálaves, ruphiáne?

kh--> h sound as in happy
u--> oo sound
g--> wh sound as in what, where, which etc
d--> th sound as in the, that, though etc

>>53895234
Trump speech:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19NE16LhcDX

>>53903099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JoyixcbQzW

>>53913172
The Japan one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KJFYMdx7sX

>>53922954
Pozsony, a Szlovák Köztársaság fővárosa, egyben az ország kulturális, kereskedelmi és ipari központja. Pozsony a hagyományos magyar koronázóváros volt a török hódoltságtól kezdődően.

Some corrections.

>>53913172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o9daJFb7g1

>>53921464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CL27nbDZAF

>>53923128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RHAMgvGSSS

>>53924075
Fucked up török, didn't I.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L22t1LLeGB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q6zh6J92Ao
long live the king

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>>53924344

life is like a nigger here in old nigs
i hate fucking niggers
niggers suck dick
they're all poor like obama
fuck michelle obama
niggers - I hate them
they are stupid and they can't do taxes
niggers
niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
niggers
look at niggers they're trying to raise money
but they can't because they spend all their money
they're niggers they're so fucking niggers
I hate them
nigger-de-nigger
niggers don't know how to do anything without chicken
niggers like watermelon and chicken
niggers
niggers are so stupid and they're niggers
a boo woo, niggers

>>53924640
You're pretty fucking good. Think you could do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7BtqvnKJEY

>>53924666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q5TrMKoxBK

Who wants me to read animal farm without whispering? I could do at least first chapter

>>53925283
do it

>>53925283
Do it, family.

>>53924640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vaBwfleyzQ
more karaoke

>>53924831
I can try, though it's a lot harder to do something you haven't sang before

>>53918847

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kIXyfM6lXo

>>53925403
good pronunciation. Nice french accent as well.

>>53924831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V52NmLXZBB here it is

>>53918847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0beLh2Hb7lM

Here you go

>>53924075
>>53924169

yea the "török hódoltságtól" was wrong, but totally understandable.

>>53918847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3eWs5CYVp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m5NhyBR1nL

Ukrainian fag reads Animal farm by George Orwell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHAPTER 1!!!(without whispering)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YnDy11bWOb

>>53926424
You're like a completely different person.

I require ratings for my karaokes gah dang it

>>53926556
what do you mean?

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>>53925911

11/10. Phenomenal.

>>53926614
when you're not whispering.

>>53926689
thanks famalam, old american music is really close to my heart (Elvis, Sinatra, Cash/Nelson/Kristofersson/Jennings, Glenn Miller etc.)

>>53926774
Do I sound bad or more or less?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZtaqaf5kB even more karaoke

>>53926869
You sound younger and more animated.

Only the slightest accent, most noticeable with vowels. Listening to your voc, there are some words where I wouldn't know what you're saying unless I was reading along with you.

>>53927276
I was actually very nervous while reading not to mention my mic, it just seems to me that I could've done it at least a little bit better

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From the last chapter of Sonic High School:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XL8FepVTcU

Rain fucked up some of it. Also still pretty loud. Lotta Sonic fuck action and planet desctruction in this one tho

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>>53926953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hrQU3TitrP

>>53926397
Raterino? :(

>>53927642
nothing to be nervous about.
read this >>53918847, twice. A little more slowly, post the second voc, and I can give you a better rating if you'd like.

>>53927777
what is there to even say, that's great /10

>>53928084
>>53927642
You two sound like you'd make a cute couple

>>53928313
You look like someone that could post some Swedish.

>>53928359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkiEtrGTPF
Min svenska är värre än din sociala kompetens

>>53928834
Härligt. Tack för att du spelat med.

>>53928834
sing your national anthem pls

>>53928448
Why do you delete all your posts Ukraine?

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>>53929524
Scared of Russia obviously

post some non-English requests familia

>>53926953
Nice low voice, anon :3

>>53929564
The name Timmy is so Ukrainian, Mehmet.

>>53930008
I'm sorry, Ivan (?). I randomly found this in my whasapp gallery, sent to me by a friend and when I went here, I couldn't resist to post. I didn't mean to offend you :(

>>53929497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9nGzBz0zT
Just for you.

>>53910932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mM0jIopXsM

>>53930700
You made my boner, thanks. Skype?

>>53930902
RichArt12346 :)

>>53920805
>Ukki on homo homo ukki, vittu se iskä räkyttää, noo'oh jos iskä räkyttää ni miä tapan iskän ja poltan ruumiin ni jo loppu se homo iskän räkytys kuulitteko!

>>53926424
so cute

>>53932399
cheer up my little puss puss, and forget about her, nothing can substitute my little virgin ass, all is yours

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>>53926424
Oh my, Ivan you have an adorable accent

>>53918847

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b59CBvcFCA

>>53932886
then why did you give me the fake skypename?

>>53932772
eh Vanya, Vanya...

>>53933297
For the keks :L
Some pervert gave me this one on a another website and it's funny to share it with other perverts asking me for my Skype. I'm a pro at making heavenly matches, right?
Personally I have a Skype account but last time I used it is almost half a year ago, sorry.

>>53933627
Anyways, German slutty traitors and black cock lovers are nasty as fuck

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>>53933918
>slutty traitor
R00d, I'm a shitposter but not slutty and neither a cuck

>>53926424

Your voice reminds me of a Dutch poster that used to visit the threads.

>>53934501
Lemme guess, the American or British guy (forgot his name) sent it to you?
Well, I'm uncomfortable with seeing my face posted on 4chan, mind deleting this?

>>53934925
mind sharing your pussy with me?

>>53934999
No, stop being rude. I don't have nudes and I'm traditionally Catholic, so don't ask me that.

>>53935156
you really should just stop there desu.

>>53935156
I didn't, who are you even?

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>>53934999

you were actually acting kinda cool/normal for a minute earlier

>>53935213
shut up kike

>>53935213
>>53935227
>whiteknighting strangers on the internet
neck yourselves fagtrons

>>53935227
panty sniffer

>>53935156
you're really creepy, man

Go listen to Vance Joys'

"Fire and the Flood" as well as "First Time" as well as "Riptide", anyone want me to try to play and sing? pls no bully

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>>53935267
>>53935298
Don't bully Babs please.

>>53935267
oh wow
so edgy
how cool do you feel right now

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>>53935342

bros4life

>>53935310
t. Alberté Baboon

>>53935342
Leave Max alone, Kellogs.

>>53935298
>>53935156
>>53934999
>>53934501
This is how Ukranians flirt.
Remove Kiev.

STOP IT
just delete this picture and keep posting vocaroos but stop it

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>>53935378
Got your back Babs
>>53935387
>Leave Max alone, Kellogs.
I actually like that name

>>53935470
deleted

>>53935470
but i wanna cum on your lips

Alright gimme something to read, I can butcher many languages.

>>53935324
go for it.

>>53935444
Go back to posting Esperanto, cunt.


>>53935656
Why do i feel a need to masturbate to those images, not out of hornyness, but because they're too good( i mean, look a those thighs)? Should i masturbate? Once again, i'm not horny, but this woman is too hot. Is this healthy?

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>>53935685
>Why do i feel a need to masturbate to those images, not out of hornyness, but because they're too good( i mean, look a those thighs)? Should i masturbate? Once again, i'm not horny, but this woman is too hot. Is this healthy?
Dem royal tighs indeed

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>>53935733

>>53935576
>>53935635
>>53935745

care to tell what kind of mental illness you have?

I am intrigued now.

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>>53935733
>>53935685
Oshit I just realised you wanted me to vocaroo it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d2XSWCtR9J

>>53935815
You forgot the "h" in hornyness but otherwise it was fine.

>>53935884
>Pronouncing the h's
That's retarded anyway

>>53935832
agreed

>>53935832
>monkey genes
>beautiful

REQUESTING NON ENGLISH TEXT/ SONGS DESU.

>>53936201
Hey !
Pour les trois prochaines minutes, j'veux qu'on m'appelle : Jimmy Punchline !

C'est l'retour de la légende de Jimmy
Même si j'peux craquer à tout moment, comme les jambes de Djibril *cric*
2008 j'lance le missile
Si t'écoutais pas d'rap en 98, change de vinyl
Parce que j'kicke la prod à l'ancienne
Nique la mode
J'viens kicker, comme quand j'kickais pour démarrer ma Vogue
Cherche pas d'messages dans mes phases, dans mes métaphores
J'fais ça pour le plaisir, parce que j'trouve que j'déchire

>>53936201
Yo quiero ser pirata; no por el oro ni por la plata si no por ese tesoro que tienes entre tus patas

>>53910343
I recognize your voice from previous thread..

>>53936392
oh god
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jwqsZjxeXF

>>53936457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tkMO0Q7yeD

>>53936799
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jwqsZjxeXF
That was pretty good, but the rythm was off kek, here's the original : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260V1A3srRE

>>53936799
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tkMO0Q7yeD
for >>53936442 sorry

>>53937023
Oh shit. That was a rap?
Alright well obviously you have to rap one too.
And I'll get back to you on fixing my rhythm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQQPAOz7Y

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
(You better)

>>53937242
>Alright well obviously you have to rap one too.
Can I pick another one ? Eminiem is too difficult t b h.

>>53936457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rtr709tEsM

>>53937487
for sure, go ahead.

>>53937023
ayup.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X8tVjRTXc8
best i can do with rap

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>>53895234
(actually is polan)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bbf5Zkd9uA

>>53936799
tfw you're hearing such a sweet voice that tickles your penis

>>53936799
pls be my gf

>>53935685
what le fugg?
I've never posted Esperanto

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>>53937590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F4L2ebmDbQ
I cannot into rap
>>53937689
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X8tVjRTXc8
That was fucking hilarious, 10/10

Cuy dis iz murricah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LhNNcuHvTi

>>53937997
wow that was really good!

>>53937997
10/10
Rap group when? B. Abz and Kel Dog.

>>53938222
Really ? Fug :DDD
>>53938231
I like the idea, maybe rapping yeye songs would be a good compromise ?

>>53938288
>I like the idea, maybe rapping yeye songs would be a good compromise ?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rkUcZaVyoF

>>53929497
I'm humming it instead of singing its lyrics because my family is sleeping and I don't want to wake them up: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1siyh6AU9BZ


I fucked it up really bad near the end.
Here is what it should sound like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak80LyCzW7Q

>>53937242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pnACnNmG1Z

>>53938754
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rkUcZaVyoF
Oh boy, that's what I call rap, we need a producer

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>>53938893

oh my sides, topkek

>>53938893
top kek 10/10

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Fucking hell, people rapping perfectly in foreign languages meanwhile I can't even humming my own national anthem correctly let alone sing its lyrics that I completely forgot

>>53938893
moar in that voice.

>>53939281

Aye, just relax, m8. You should just try letting go every once in a while. Grab life by the horns and give it a tug.

>>53939403
Post English and/or Esperanto, please. I cannot into foreignsprach.

reposting my stuff from earlier because I'm an attention whore
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V52NmLXZBB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L22t1LLeGB

>>53939517
Can you do Rap God like that?

>>53939408
Yeah you're right man, I shouldn't get sad over this, it's not that big of a deal anyway, it's nothing, thanks man for cheering me up with your words, I needed them

>>53939607

No worries man, Just remember, the early bird burps the worm, or whatever that saying is.

>>53939555
Post lyrics please and a Youtube link.

>>53939659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/rapgod.html

>>53939538

bls sag
>whoopie ti yi yo, git along lil dogies, it's your misfortune and none my own.
>whoopie ti yi yo, git along lil dogies, you know that wyomin' will be your new home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2cFji4CmHE

>>53939989
Just the part in greentext or the whole song?

>>53940113

Just the greentext is fine.

>>whoopie ti yi yo

Is this really English?

>>53940451

it's doesn't really mean anything. it's like saying "yeehaw"

>>53940451
r8s pls
>>53937242
>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tkMO0Q7yeD

>>53940250
Here goes, wasn't sure if you wanted it in bass or baritone so I did it in baritone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03NaSqMcUAm

>>53940558
Some r's are tapped and not rolled. Besides that and the robotic pace it was good.

You said
>I want to be a pirate, not because of the gold nor the silverm but because of the treasure you've got between your pants

:^)

>>53940722

savin' that one, nice.

>wasn't sure if you wanted it in bass or baritone so I did it in bariton

i wouldn't've known the difference if you'd've asked anyhow

>>53940734
>pants
Legs

>>53940734
>robotic pace
I am a robot. This is the only pace I know.

That is a good pickup line though.

>>53940734
Are you a beaver? Coz dam!

>>53939719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kEX9m1492r

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>>53941222

>>53938961
>>53938992
Any others?

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>>53941667

My name, My name, My name
Is Loadsamoney

L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E
What does that spell?
LOADSAMONEY
Prob'ly...
Made a right load of petish in knolla this weekend

Right lads, wads out for the Ladies!
LOADSA', LOADSA', LOADSA'...
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!
LOADSA', LOADSA', LOADSA'...
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!
Right, whop it out
Wella loadsamoney
Whop it out! (echo)
Whaaa loadsamoney
Whaaa loadsamoney

Good Evening and
Welcome to Loads of Money

D-D-Doin up the house is my bread and butter
Me bird's page three and me car's a nutter
Loadsamoney is a shout I utter, as I wave my wad to the geezers in the gutter

(Hahahaha)
Derrick B
On your bike

This is-- This is an-
This is-- This is an in-
This is-- This is an- thi-
This is an insult to our intelligence
SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Nurse, I'm gonna attend to the Loadsamoney...
He's got too much money

(The ransom demand is 1 million dollars)
THAT'S NOTHING
I make more than that in me day
Prob'ly, I got more money than Stock, Aiken, & Dennis Waterman put together

(Do up the house)
Money makes the world go around
Money makes the world go around
All this scratchin' is makin' me rich!
Money makes the world go around
All this scratchin' is makin' me rich!
Money makes the world go around

Are you ready?
Yeah! (3x)

Right! Lets do up the house!

Bosh Bosh shoom shoom wallop DOSH (x6)

Whop your Wad, Whop your Wad
Whop your Wad on the counter (x2)

Whop your Wad, on the counter (X2)

These boys certainly how to do up the house
And They're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket in too!
SHUT YOUR MOUTH

So the final score
Manchester United: Nil
Loadsamoney United: LOADS
Now that's a final score there
Pump up the football
Pump up the football

Hey! Check this out!
Sorry mate, don't take checks

Ahh, Just loads of money
Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh
Debo debo debo debo Bosh Bosh Bosh
Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh
Debo debo debo debo Bosh Bosh Bosh
Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh

>>53921137
Missed me by a few minutes. Thanks though, I'll use it tonight :3

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>>53944305

>>53944607
2Bri'ish4me

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>>53944773

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>>53944848