>teafaggots having mugi edition
>meanwhile we have tuksu
You realise that /brit/ is the acting internet embassy of the UK right? This is technically British ground you're stepping on
Saying something like that in a place like this is a declaration of war so I'd watch your tongue Yankee doodle
>People who have experienced only one level of consciousness are actively posting on this imageboard.
Come close lads, let me tell you a secret that I have never told anyone, you are the only people in the universe that will know.
When I was like 5 a woman I knew touched my dick until it got hard, then she asked me if I wanted to lie on top of her. I agreed and I ended up kind of grinding on her until I "came".
Bretty fucked up, right?
It's so fucked how I can remember that shit like it happened yesterday even thought it was 15 years ago.
OPM was created as a parody of stupid fighter shonen series and of all the irony it has become what it set out to make fun of. It's still a parody, but the fans of it are those very shonen fans
I've run out of milk, but the shops are all closed
>get a few matches
>just say hello/how are you, get no reply
>try to be funny, get no reply or unmatched
no point in tinder if you aren't good looking, had it for a week and just deleted it t.bh
girl I fucked is obviously avoiding me somewhat but I want to have it on with her one last time because I didn't cum inside because I assumed she didn't want me to but afterwards she had asked me why I didn't
help me lads how do I go about not coming off as desperate when asking to meet up again
>Women are all interchangeable so the second they do something like this you move onto the next.
What you eating lad?
This, I think I'm actually decent looking but even if I swipe right everytime I get fuck all matches, and all the fitties that I do match with just don't answer my messages
Female family member, she was baby sitting me. She was about 25 at the time. She probably thinks I've forgot about it, but I haven't lol
If she wasn't related to me, it would've been fucking great. I think I must've enjoyed it at the time, but I didn't even know what sex was. It wasn't traumatising, but it made me feel different from the other kids when I was in primary school, like I knew that stuff didn't happen to them and I thought that if any of them somehow found out I'd get into a lot of trouble and basically be outcasted because I thought I was the one who instigated it.
only time it happened to me was the first girl I started to actually like and feel close to and had the guts to message often in secondary
never got anywhere with her but an alright friendship
since then I've messaged hundreds of girls and mostly play it cheeky, often get nudes too
idk it's just wise to NOT b urself when messaging most girls I've found
actually its planet IX since Pluto isn't a planet
>actually its planet IX since Pluto isn't a planet
Didn't actually penetrate her, just lay on top of her and grinded on her until I "came" (nothing came out)
The memory is clear as day, I remember it better than I remember the stuff that's happened to me in the past week. I don't remember anything that happened before or after it though desu, I remember when I finished I was the one begging her not to tell anyone, not her begging me not to tell anyone, which is quite weird.
Also I'm still a virgin, that is to this day the closest I've ever gotten to sex haha
famous thread from bb.com misc a few years ago. a slag offered sex to this guy dave, he went round and double teamed her with a mate of his, he secretly filmed it, posted the video online and sent the video to her fiance. he ended in prison for it.
Yes, when China eventually activates its world conquest plan that it has been putting into place for 40 years.
Recently I've begun to despise you all, you're all responsible for my current situation and way of thinking so yes I support shariah, the fall of Britain and the rape of all white girls
It's better than being that paki idiot who supports UKIP and hates immigrants
real threesome story that a normie let me get in on
>On spring break because normie roommate invites me with for some reason
>everyone is passed out besides me, normie, and a qt girl
>i go to bathroom to shower and come back out and shes naked blowing him on the bed
>Shes bent over and I can see her arsehole and pussy and shes clearly wet
>Normie "mate" says go ahead and fuck her while she blows me man
>Do it and cant cum because dont want to cum in front of guy.
This normie wasn't even my friend, but really nice to me and brought me everywhere for some reason.
thinking of getting this tattooed in one of my butt cheeks what do you lads think?
I'm not completely white either but take it with a grain of salt you dickhead. I mean fuck it doesn't take a genius to realise you'll be exposed to extreme opinions here.
You can't blame your self worth issues on /brit/ lmao
>I'm not completely white
And now I think less of your opinion
>You can't blame your self worth issues on /brit/ lmao
Someone is to blame, I don't think and feel the way I do just "cause"
Society made me and this is my society
This and the outside world which I sometimes involved myself in but ignored me because I was deemed inferior and unworthy
>He doesn't support the Brotherhood of Steel
>He doesn't fight for Maxson
>He considers synths equal to humanity
>He thinks a bunch of underground hermits have any idea what's best for humanity
Does anyone else find h3h3productions a little sad? It's like one guy who might have had once a shit paying IT job and is now a near middle age guy who has to meek out an embarrassing existence by acting like a big child on the internet. Then you have just some mediocre artist trying to pawn off poorly made merchandise to inadequates. Also, Hila looks like someone who has probably had a miscarriage and can't produce a son for the borderline sterile "man".
Oman is better
Garden of Eden is in Yemen though
Are you fucking kidding me? They're making a shit load of money off youtube and patreon. Enough to support a decently sized apartment in NYC. I guarantee you he's making more money off h3h3 then ever ever would in an IT job
Meh he's not making a shit ton by any means.
A married man his age is usually making for then around 50k a year. Especially considering his living expenses in NYC
Also, I don't really see how sustainable it is.
>recommending limp bizkit and belle & sebastian
caught me offguard
>I know you like really obscure movies anon, might not have seen this one
>puts on Lawrence of Arabia
>I still have some issues with water. Deep water is the current big one. I'm comfortable (and enjoy it best) being in up to my neck. Going out any further doesn't immerse me any more. I don't have issues with going underwater near shore. The root issue is that I exhaust too easily and move too slowly (4 inches per second or 1/2 mph) for the optimal handling of it. I can float quite well, and sort of tread and swim at least. Thanks to the boat, and starting out with a life jacket, I could easily resolve this. It would be my first major water-related advancement in 18 years (to be almost 19) and would open a lot of potential for me.
What did he mean by this?
I hate meg white so goddamn much
Jack's an amazing musician, but he's shackled to a no-talent space hog
just seen a thread on reddit about 'worst cities in europe' fuck me is the uk actually a shithole? all these 'shit' cities in 'shit' countries literally look better than anywhere i've been outside of london
fuck marry kill
>you might not like this music anon, it's pretty retro
>it aint me starts playing
desu mine literally happened to me recently
friend of mine put it on as if it was some hidden gem to watch then stopped it halfway because he was "bored"
desu though I agree that it wasn't the best film to put on when people are hanging out but still.
i truly wonder what its like to FOY
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY
>you might not know this film, anon
>it's a very well known film
>"I'm the biggest film nerd I know"
>he literally said that
>you might not like this film, it's very old
>it was released in the 80s/90s
>when I recommend him good films, he never watches them
>we went to his house and got stoned
>I say "have you watched 2001 before?"
>he says no
>"we should watch it while we're high, it blew my mind when I first watched it when I was high"
>played the first 10 minutes
>he got bored and turned it off
>he put on some fucking Will Ferrell film
what's your best drug experience lads?
mine was when I was on a beach in a remote part of vietnam on some remote island completely by myself on a beach at late afternoon near sunset, I took 3 tabs of lsd and did heroin which I had got previously on my trip around the country. was pretty beautiful