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cara.

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Drake

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Excuse me!

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Comfy edition?

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good thread

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halo

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>>53891836
RITSU
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>>53892305
>Mugi
>breasts
Fake.

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>teafaggots having mugi edition
>meanwhile we have tuksu

fml

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Fresh Bradleys lads
Get 'em whilst they're hot

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>you want to do WHAT with my feet?

>>53894885
cum on them w/ me willy ;^)))))

>>53894308
she's 3 qt

hahahaha lads enough classic meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU_YIx1muNM

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>I poo in the loo

>>53894970
lol more like hentailia cause I wank to that shit

watched the pilot for one punch man. Seems like an alright anime but dont understand why it would be ranked #1 series on IMDB

>>53895078
I have a small penis
Daddy makes me call it my "clitty"

Excellent posts by Americans so far in this thread

>>53895078
Don't understand how a show in which every fight is ended in 1 punch can be good in any way shape or form

/brit/? More like /shit/!

>>53895221
You realise that /brit/ is the acting internet embassy of the UK right? This is technically British ground you're stepping on
Saying something like that in a place like this is a declaration of war so I'd watch your tongue Yankee doodle

>>53895341
Post bp

post belly

good edition

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>People who have experienced only one level of consciousness are actively posting on this imageboard.

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>>53891836
>Mugi edition.
No.

Maisie Williams

Mugi is great

Trying to resist the temptation to tug on my willy until I ejaculate.

>>53895421
Err... WTF!? O_o

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fuck off blackies

Housemate is downstairs getting high and listening to shitty music

I think it's a cry for attention desu

>>53895078
reminder that THIS is the source material
http://www.mymanga.me/manga/OnepunchMan_ONE/1/1

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Kyary

>>53895503
Join him, sounds fun.

>>53895499
Elba needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

>>53895453
Banter

>>53895503
he wants to be your little whore

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k-on is the only anime allowed on /brit/

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>>53895515

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_Y2TarRII

Mugi hopping on a nigger.

>>53895499
>Britain is diverse
who actually pushed this meme through?

Poogi

>men who think women are like vending machines you deposit kindness into and receive sex.

>>53895532
I've rolled a joint myself but I don't want to smoke with him because he's a cunt haha
Waiting til he goes to bed

Come close lads, let me tell you a secret that I have never told anyone, you are the only people in the universe that will know.

When I was like 5 a woman I knew touched my dick until it got hard, then she asked me if I wanted to lie on top of her. I agreed and I ended up kind of grinding on her until I "came".

Bretty fucked up, right?
It's so fucked how I can remember that shit like it happened yesterday even thought it was 15 years ago.

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>>53895499
>that reply

How often should I ejaculate to maintain a healthy prostate?

>>53895594
>men who don't realise most women just want an angry dragon and a Cleveland steam roller.

>>53895558
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYBDtUhHh_0

>>53895594
>women who literally don't talk to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7cZhW2hLhQ

>>53895078
OPM was created as a parody of stupid fighter shonen series and of all the irony it has become what it set out to make fun of. It's still a parody, but the fans of it are those very shonen fans

>>53895514
What's your point Yank?

>>53895561
Feel like I'm getting a warm cuddle every time this is posted.

>>53895660
honestly decent banter once you think about it long enough

>>53895624
Hot
How did you find yourself in that situation, how did you know her?

>>53895649
Can't you just force feed a Shannon a crate of castlemaine and have your way with her?

>>53895624
pretty fucked, but I hope you relish the memory.
>tfw no woman to molest me

>>53895488
Fucking stone cold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx03zTvL4K0

>>53895668
why are fighter shonen series stupid?

>>53895743
>>53895644
great series desu

>>53895643
You can just tell from her appearance that she's the type of woman who would come across a handsome alpha, and he would be pumping her full of cum within three weeks.

Think I'm going to email keyloggers and RATs to everyone at my uni

What could possibly go wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feIzlBKiNv0

me on the flute

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1453325501992.webm

>>53895768
Because he's a mature adult who only watches mature anime

>>53895808
ive read this before

if you need human attention you can just add me on steam and talk

>>53895768
Just the usual tropes of shonen. Like in Dragon ball z you spend 10 episodes powering up or 20+ episodes on one fight and muh power levels and such.

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I've run out of milk, but the shops are all closed

>>53895843
I'd stab a bird if she ever got cheeky like this

>>53895842
I think I posted a variation of it

Can't talk to people 1 on 1 too much pressure

>>53895843
>men using emojis

this needs to stop.

>>53895808
what are RATs

>>53895843
>>53895894

At least she's not beating around the bush about it

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Started eating healthy lads

>get a few matches
>just say hello/how are you, get no reply
>try to be funny, get no reply or unmatched

no point in tinder if you aren't good looking, had it for a week and just deleted it t.bh

>>53895926
She's still being a cunt though, could say it a little more nicely

>>53895900
im nobody though its not like its IRL

How can you even get friend zoned? I don't get it.

Women are all interchangeable so the second they do something like this you move onto the next.

>>53895954
only reason i use it is to boost my ego 2bh don't give a fuck about a gf in my current situation

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Do you have a mental illness?

Love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIYl4k1XnMI

>>53891836
She's riding the bbc isn't she

girl I fucked is obviously avoiding me somewhat but I want to have it on with her one last time because I didn't cum inside because I assumed she didn't want me to but afterwards she had asked me why I didn't

help me lads how do I go about not coming off as desperate when asking to meet up again

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>Women are all interchangeable so the second they do something like this you move onto the next.

>>53895982
lol source?

>>53895961
literally have done this when i was 16. still never left her alone after that

>>53895966

Sometimes you have to be a cunt to get Storm to leave you alone

>>53895950
What you eating lad?

>>53895954
This, I think I'm actually decent looking but even if I swipe right everytime I get fuck all matches, and all the fitties that I do match with just don't answer my messages

>>53895971
Never had it happen to me either
I guess some guys get obsessed with girls before they are even in a relationship with them
Just plain retarded 2bh

>>53895981
At first it felt good for my ego as all the matches were with attractive girls and I got a few super likes, should have just never tried talking to any of them lol

Is sex better than wanking lads?

This decade will go down as the worst since the 40s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Words_coined_in_the_2000s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Words_coined_in_the_2010s

>>53896041
Yh but saying it in two parts like that just shows she's finding it too entertaining

>>53896071
are barbecue ribs better than barbecue flavoured crisps

>>53895720
Female family member, she was baby sitting me. She was about 25 at the time. She probably thinks I've forgot about it, but I haven't lol

>>53895722
If she wasn't related to me, it would've been fucking great. I think I must've enjoyed it at the time, but I didn't even know what sex was. It wasn't traumatising, but it made me feel different from the other kids when I was in primary school, like I knew that stuff didn't happen to them and I thought that if any of them somehow found out I'd get into a lot of trouble and basically be outcasted because I thought I was the one who instigated it.

>>53895923
You can guess, remote admin tool, just another way of gathering info

>>53895970
It's worse due to what I have to assume due to the lack of facial cues etc

>>53895971
only time it happened to me was the first girl I started to actually like and feel close to and had the guts to message often in secondary

never got anywhere with her but an alright friendship

since then I've messaged hundreds of girls and mostly play it cheeky, often get nudes too

idk it's just wise to NOT b urself when messaging most girls I've found

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>>53894234
actually its planet IX since Pluto isn't a planet

>>53896030
mates help I want an easy lay

>>53895971
I have when I was about 13 and much more naive

>>53896123
but ur mum is lmaoooooo

>>53896106
just assume im as mentally deranged as you

>>53896030
please use some punctuation

>>53896130
haha is that the uk misc lad who went to prison?

>>53896095
do you actually remember sticking your prick into her? and you came? wew

I suppose if it's a family member it must be disgusting.

>>53896130
Btfo

>>53896153
you can bugger off then

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poo and loo just happen to rhyme

ahhaha what

>>53896180
well that's just rude

>>53896181
lol people are stupid

not us though we are preeety smart

>>53896181
>stop enjoying things for the wrong reasons
I want off this ride

>>53896089
yeah but they're messier

Doing a hunger

>>53896130
what?

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>actually its planet IX since Pluto isn't a planet

Who do you live with brit?

>5 flatmates
>4 guys, 2 northerners, 1 southerner, 1 african
>1 Londoner transgirl
all students

i'm a pretty bitter person t.bh

>>53896251
mum and dad

>>53896251
>transgirl

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>>53896169

yep

>>53896251
>1 Londoner transgirl

L O N D O N

>>53896251
>>53896283
this

>>53896251
How poor must you be to have rent split 6 fucking ways? Fucking favela tier

>>53896251
>9 flatmates
>1 frenchie, 5 scots, 1 slovenian, 1 paki/scot, 1 ruski
>im portuguese

all students

>>53896305
its a fucking student halls flat

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>>53896340
>1 paki/scot

I want to stop living with my parents already but at the same time I'm not fond of living with a bunch of random normals

>>53896292
that last post is a living legend and that kent is fucking jacked

Do you think there will ever be a war the same scale as ww2 again?

>>53896174
Didn't actually penetrate her, just lay on top of her and grinded on her until I "came" (nothing came out)

The memory is clear as day, I remember it better than I remember the stuff that's happened to me in the past week. I don't remember anything that happened before or after it though desu, I remember when I finished I was the one begging her not to tell anyone, not her begging me not to tell anyone, which is quite weird.

Also I'm still a virgin, that is to this day the closest I've ever gotten to sex haha

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>>53896247

famous thread from bb.com misc a few years ago. a slag offered sex to this guy dave, he went round and double teamed her with a mate of his, he secretly filmed it, posted the video online and sent the video to her fiance. he ended in prison for it.

>>53896141
I can't

I'm shit at conversation, not knowing how to respond to your responses would be too stressful

Thanks though

>>53896393
no

>>53896393
Yeah the war of my willy on all women

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>>53896393
Yes, when China eventually activates its world conquest plan that it has been putting into place for 40 years.

>>53896367
coolest guy in the flat too bad he was born with brown skin

>>53896251
3 guys

I am a northerner
2 english (essex and kent)
1 half english, half turkish

All students

>>53896416
>he ended in prison for it.
Poleaboo is actually glad to read this

Clear case of justice, not like his situation at all

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>>53896473
delete

>>53896340
t. alberto barbosa

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>english dub

>>53896507
yeah the difference is this guy is a shredded alpha who got his willy wet

>>53896292
What's the story on the lad who got arrested?

>>53896251
live by myself desu

drank a bottle of wine and I don't feel a thing

what's wrong with me laddies haha

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>living with non whites

>>53896528
Ok

>>53896507
do you support the shar'iah?

>>53896535
Also a faggot who had a threesome with a dude

mad to think some fat unattractive bird on tinder will get 10 times as many matches as a reasonably attractive lad lmao

>>53896568
thanks

>>53896538

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/pervert-aintree-jailed-secretly-filming-3331108

>>53896340
t. Alberto Barbosa

>British wineries

>>53896549
Rorke

>>53896437

I always knew I'd die fighting chinamen

>>53896581
It's not really gay if you're both having sex with the woman, only gay if you shag each other/perform sexual acts with each other

>>53896590
Mugi is still shit, tho

>>53896502
ESSEX MENTIONED

Where abouts in Essex lad

>>53896575
Recently I've begun to despise you all, you're all responsible for my current situation and way of thinking so yes I support shariah, the fall of Britain and the rape of all white girls

It's better than being that paki idiot who supports UKIP and hates immigrants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s2dm2AuUr0

lads

>>53896251
myself

>>53896595
Banter
Did he post it all on misc then? Not a bad looking chap

>>53896657
Somewhere near some weird island, I forget the name.

are you CRAZY?
ARE YOU OUTTA YA MOIND!?

>>53896670
>america's already great

that's a hopeful message

>>53896668
do you eat pork?

feels good to know that if me, poleaboo, ribena and tom were put in a pit and had to fight to the death i would be alive at the end

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rate my gf

>>53896723
Canvey Island?

>>53896733
>america's already great? NO IT ISN'T USA USA USA USA

doo-wop
WOP WOP WOP

real threesome story that a normie let me get in on

>On spring break because normie roommate invites me with for some reason
>everyone is passed out besides me, normie, and a qt girl
>i go to bathroom to shower and come back out and shes naked blowing him on the bed
>Shes bent over and I can see her arsehole and pussy and shes clearly wet
>Normie "mate" says go ahead and fuck her while she blows me man
>Do it and cant cum because dont want to cum in front of guy.

This normie wasn't even my friend, but really nice to me and brought me everywhere for some reason.

>poleaboo, ribena

>>53896668
Amir pal you'd be better off beng a NEET in Mosul

>NEET reference within the first 10 minutes of k-on
10/10 best anime

>>53896753
bit young

>>53896736
Have done on two occasions

Chinese Chad's mum made me some Chinese dish
Ate it to be polite

Chad ordered pizza with pork, I was drinking heavily that night too

>>53896753
>terrible lighting
>awful composition
>dutch angle
>washed out colours
>image noise
>crappy filter
1/10

>>53896771
You basically raped her m8

>>53896749
This.

If me, mark davis, the trumpet playing guy that posts on /brit/, and the fat guy with the beard that worked at barclays bank all fought. I'd win easily

>>53896812
>dutch angle
w-wat

>>53896668
Poleaboo you pathetic fucking cretin you have no one to blame but yourself.

Immature runt

feeling VERY relaxed from my first etizolam for 48hrs. going to take some doxylamine succinate too

>>53896771
*reveals I'm wearing a wire*
There'll be a lot more threesomes in the slammer for you lad

>>53896790
>That'sTheJoke.png

>>53896838
>I have periods so I can do what I want

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thinking of getting this tattooed in one of my butt cheeks what do you lads think?

>>53896838

Honestly this is a best case scenario for something like that. The dumb cunt posted evidence

>>53896844
it means a tilted camera angle
I don't know why it's called a dutch angle

alri^^

>>53896894
Post fursona

>>53896855
It's my fault that I feel intimated by white people hence aggravating my social anxiety in heavily white environments?

I was taught I was inferior right here

>>53896810
you dont seem like a very good muslim

>>53896760
Thats the one.

>>53896918
Diet is a pretty minor thing

>>53896894
post bear body

Thinking of flying back to Pakistan and getting one of my qt cousins to marry, thoughts lads?

>>53896915
i don't have one

>>53896916
I'm not completely white either but take it with a grain of salt you dickhead. I mean fuck it doesn't take a genius to realise you'll be exposed to extreme opinions here.
You can't blame your self worth issues on /brit/ lmao

>>53896981
>pakis
>qt
nice try m8

>Good Muslim
Enforce sharia law
Murder non-converts
subjugate women

>""Bad"" Muslim
Enjoy alcohol and pork
Celebrate national holidays
Societal integration

The worst muslims are the best muslims

>>53896292
lol

>>53896950
not 4 ur mum

>>53897015
What you defined as a good muslim is not the definition of a good muslim.

unironically want to stop off in jeddah on my way to singapore but it seems a real bitch to get a saudi visa, tourist visas don't exist

>>53896771
wew lad

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me on the left

>>53897100
say you're going to mecca

>>53897090
enlighten me

>>53897004
>I'm not completely white
And now I think less of your opinion

>You can't blame your self worth issues on /brit/ lmao
Someone is to blame, I don't think and feel the way I do just "cause"
Society made me and this is my society
This and the outside world which I sometimes involved myself in but ignored me because I was deemed inferior and unworthy

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>He doesn't support the Brotherhood of Steel
>He doesn't fight for Maxson
>He considers synths equal to humanity
>He thinks a bunch of underground hermits have any idea what's best for humanity

what should I watch on netflix

>>53897138
Whatever mate go on feeling like a sack of shit since its evidently gone so well for you in the past. Fucking little brat.

lids cannot wait for kanye's new album

>>53897100
go to qatar or uae instead, much better than shitty saudi to visit as a westerner

poleaboo id like to apologize for that unnecessary jab at your mother

>>53897180
Intolerable Cruelty

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might have one more cheeky spliff

>>53897189
Don't worry about me, I can see the ending

I'll die in majesty and those who tormented me will be burdened with my curse

Think I might move to Yemen lads.

Does anyone else find h3h3productions a little sad? It's like one guy who might have had once a shit paying IT job and is now a near middle age guy who has to meek out an embarrassing existence by acting like a big child on the internet. Then you have just some mediocre artist trying to pawn off poorly made merchandise to inadequates. Also, Hila looks like someone who has probably had a miscarriage and can't produce a son for the borderline sterile "man".

>>53897235
take me with you

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Marina Lambrini Diamandis a.k.a. my wife

>>53897206
Poleaboo forgives you, he realises it wasn't personal

>>53897235
would like to move to some country and just disappear.

never have the balls to do it though.

>>53897232
Ironically you have an inflated sense of self worth if you're including /brit/ as "they"

what ever happened to all the chloe posters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOL1JEqFux0

>>53897250
>h3h3productions
don't even know what that is

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>>53897235
Oman is better
Garden of Eden is in Yemen though

>>53897305
who

>>53897250

Are you fucking kidding me? They're making a shit load of money off youtube and patreon. Enough to support a decently sized apartment in NYC. I guarantee you he's making more money off h3h3 then ever ever would in an IT job

>>53897305
got nicked for being nonces

>>53897307
look it up, kind of tragic

>>53897305
Fuck Chloe

ruined my life for months, fucking bitch

feet are cold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XoT6VQE0q8

>>53897259
aka slag

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>>53897327
pig nose

>>53897331
Yeah for how long, he's still going to be doing that in like 5 years time if he ever tries to raise a family. When he's 40? Great future.

>>53897235
and do what?

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>>53897380
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SdrphWVSKI

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>>53897387
oh her

>>53897360
thought this was in china til i saw the title lol

>>53897351
how so?

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Who is best girl lads

>>53897394
Traffic children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq67DZQww4M

>>53897331
Meh he's not making a shit ton by any means.

A married man his age is usually making for then around 50k a year. Especially considering his living expenses in NYC

Also, I don't really see how sustainable it is.

>>53897424
any except top right
racism isnt sexy

>>53897424
clearly rachael

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>>53897424
this is 2bh

>>53897423
led me on and then dropped me altogether

took months to get over her

got my friend addicted to xanax desu

>>53897424
Why do all white girls look the same?

>>53897497
band of skulls are great tbf

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>>53897497
>recommending limp bizkit and belle & sebastian
caught me offguard

>>53897250
i give a dollar a month to them cos i find their videos hilarious they're a qt couple and both funny as fuck

"Rock" music is a terrible genre

just did a sneeze

>>53897497
bloody hell
Glad I don't have Facebook

>>53897424
>no minnie

did ribena ever go to jail?

>>53897595
no

wasting my life one day at a time hahaha

Why?

Why are English people allowed to vote?

>>53897497
Nothing wrong with LCD soundsystem desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sEcBzxoMB8

Whats your favourite sub genre of rocks lads?
Mine favourites porous rocks

Waaaheeeeeey

>>53897606
in what way

>>53897644
Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals! XD

>>53897606
same, not a fan of it all t.bh

>>53897617
state sanction systemic anti-celtic racism

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smash or pass

>>53897655
in every way

>>53897723
puke

you ever tried telling someone that tarantino films AREN'T works of art?

>>53897723
pass

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>>53897743
>>53897756

>>53897754
no

never seen any of them though so desu

>>53897723
if she was on tinder I do think I would swipe left

she's just not that attractive

>>53897723
Smash with a blunt object

My wife said that if I wasn't able to beat some game on her son's "gameboy 62" without pressing the "A button" (whatever that means), she'd call the bull over again.

What do, lads?

>>53897723
Shag, partly for the cool story, partly because she's probably pure filth in the sack ;) ;) aha

doing a groß shpünken

Odds I go to the garage and buy ciggies
Evens I go to sleep
Dubs/trips etc I kill myself

Why don't you lift, /brit/?

>you might not like this music anon, it's pretty underground
>white stripes starts playing
>yfw

>>53897723
would probs shag a mouldy bag of potatoes at this point desu

>>53897829
Procrastination 2bh

>>53897606

why, because you sit in the house all day? do you envy people doing mind numblingly shite and pointless paper pushing jobs 40hrs a week? they're wasting their lives as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytdNhW4ePeE

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>>53897836

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>It's a Winry episode