/brit/

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remembering all the friends who stopped talking to me again

do you ever sleep?

>I wrote a new book, one that's 2 1/2 times bigger than the first one. It's so big that, even with font size 10.5 instead of 12, it's 538 pages, nearly twice as much as 10EM. The Secret in the Basement is also far more character-driven and much more like playing an actual role-playing game.

>>53898334
why would you do this

>53898114
>you might not know this film, anon
>it's a very well known film

>"I'm the biggest film nerd I know"
>he literally said that

>you might not like this film, it's very old
>it was released in the 80s/90s

>when I recommend him good films, he never watches them
>we went to his house and got stoned
>I say "have you watched 2001 before?"
>he says no
>"we should watch it while we're high, it blew my mind when I first watched it when I was high"
>played the first 10 minutes
>he got bored and turned it off
>he put on some fucking Will Ferrell film

>>53898267
do a massive amount of coke in a new jersey disco and you'll be well on your way my friend

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POST YOUR BEST SLAGS PRIVATE COWBOY

>>53898333
shut the fuck up


dont bring this level of feels into this thread

>>53898348
i'm intrigued

Daydreaming about bumping into a qt that's down the dumps and stuck in the city so I let her stay over and we become as close as we were last year. Wish loneliness wasn't so crushing tbqh.

Should I spark up this zoot lads

Films are shit anyone who watches a lot of films is a wanker and anyone who is snobby about films should consider ending it

what's your best drug experience lads?

mine was when I was on a beach in a remote part of vietnam on some remote island completely by myself on a beach at late afternoon near sunset, I took 3 tabs of lsd and did heroin which I had got previously on my trip around the country

>>53898325

Yeah he's a black fella who makes videos calling out the hypocrisy and victim mentality of african americans, made a video about his respect for the KKK. love his stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZatpSvrLM

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Fuck marry kill lads
keep in mind that there IS a correct answer

>>53898419
>zoot
londoners out

>>53898454
fuck, kill, marry

>>53898454
fuck, kill, marry

rather high lads

>>53898454
fuck 1


kill 2


marry 3

>>53898495
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ffe_1453237741

>>53898333
-_-

https://www.reddit.com/r/albertobarbosa/

>>53898506
>>53898498
>>53898477
wrong

>my music tastes are pretty crazy anon, idk if you've heard these guys before but they are really underground
>puts on Arctic Monkeys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJFhJaL75U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdUKMRPbOgs

>>53898548
literally despise yanks

>>53898454
Fuck the one who plays the older sister who's not in the pic

>>53898333
>She practically begged me to come to her town for a night out, telling me I could spend the night at hers and get the train home in the morning
>I declined because I don't like nights out
>We haven't talked outside of uni since last March

>>53898454
fuck
fuck
fuck

>>53898454
1 3 2

>>53898580
He's right though. It's marry, kill, fuck.
>>53898454

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>>53898540
>~4 users here now

>>53898593
at least you have an explanation
my friends just stopped talking for no reason

Kinda wish I was shaycarl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVsmMRtIAgA

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>>53898580
boo fucking hoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlU5Qk9w0u4

my waifu t.bh

>>53898630
Maybe you're just a cunt. I used to have that problem too. Still do really but I'm dug in like an Alabama tick with my current mates.

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Proper nice out when the streets are empty and it's nicely calm and quiet

>>53898644

I met that twat in NYC once, I had the misforutune to stumble across the 789 meetup, saw that annoying fat fuck, didn't know who he was until afterwards.

>>53898678
yeah but arent you nervous that some japanese kids will drive by you careening during a drag race with their neon cars?

that fear always freaks me out at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBGkU1B3jOg

marco

>>53898686

He's not fat any more

Quantum Leap.

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Heading to Dagon Fel
you lads need anything?

>>53898659
>Maybe you're just a cunt.

maybe. I wouldn't think so though

>>53898644
I'd fuck his wife and his sister.

>>53898804
one nordic qt gf please

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>>53898797
I HAVE TO GO BACK AL

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just cracked open a can of pepsi

>>53898804
im lookin to get some skooma homeboy

>>53898804
Would appreciate an Orcish left pauldron

There are always a million guys in Orcish armor up there... grab me one would you?

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They don't deserve punishment
they deserve gunishment

>>53898804

Helm of Clavicus Vile

>>53898804
thought this was a sick from the thumbnail

>>53898855
that's for fucking elf fukbois
real Nords drink some barrel aged Flin on the rocks

>>53898889
*clears throat*

*breathes in*

RAAAARR-*starts coughing uncontrollably*

>>53898737
>those sorts have japs in England
>being scared
Shake my head family
Did just walk past two little chavs who had the cheek to ask me for a fag
Even though I was smoking one and had a full box in my pocket I told them to piss off lmao

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>Heading to Dagon Fel
>you lads need anything?

>>53898846

Let me say pepsi generation
A few lines of misinformation
Watch your money flow away oh so quick
To kill yourself properly coke is it

>>53898893
not you know how we feel when you post

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35362397

too benzo'd up to have a wank ha

>>53898937
it was 29p a can, had to buy it

remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvESrXQejZg

>>53898965
Good lad

Yeah yeah I'm a NEET
Comfy here in my bedsheet
Don't need to get out of bed
wageslaves make my daily bread

Quite like the idea of being a father tbqh.

>>53899023
same

Gonna go for a smoke and then get into bed I thinks lads

Good night x

>canadians
Bunch of fucking rent boys, the lot of em

>>53899023
yeah its be really nice

>>53898957
JUST FUCK MY DOLLAR UP

Fuck sake lads. This is a fucking three partner and each episode is 45 minutes. Not sure I can sit up till near 5 tbqh.

https://a.uguu.se/jdtrxg.webm

thoughts?

How many people need to consider you beautiful before you become officially recognised as beautiful?

>>53899008
I don't but I'm enjoying it.

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>>53898957
>total economic collapse
my Volk is ready

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did a poo

>>53899121
all bodies are beautiful except white cis male ones

>tfw depressed

Wish I had a qt gf to play videogames with

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>>53899151
bad poo

>>53899151
about 8 courics

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>>53899023
Don't think I would want kids tbqh
I would constantly be worried and stressed about them.
what if my daughter grew up to be a slut?

>>53899121
technically only one person
it can include yourself

>>53899171
What's wrong lad?

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Went full /pol/ on my sister and she said she genuonly feels bad that I have this much hate in me.

Don't know how to take it tbqh. I'm not an angry person walking around on a fuse or anything.

Just a realist.

>>53899151
un mojon

https://soundcloud.com/pink-lizards

This is the band 'Daisy Coburn' off 'Daisy dares you' is in these days lads, what do u reckon v edgy

>>53899157
Meant >>53899196 for this haha

>>53899198
My mother once told me she was concerned about my mental state after I told her how I felt about black lives matter

>>53899198
well clearly you're right so who cares? no need to worry. on a side note, how old is your sister?

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Underrated programme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4A5tJ2j3o

unreal autism right here

>>53899198
>Just a realist.


yeah some people just dont have the stomach to face reality tbqh

i dont think we can fix any of the worlds problems until we collectively grow the balls as a society to point out its problems.


we gotta send all the black people to liberia

>>53899186
Just raise her right lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASXye4AZ-o

>there are kids on 4chan right now that never had a VHS player in there house

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_DTQaqvtcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUc7KvoeZjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53tFjmXA4B4

Can't stop listening to these choons

>>53899224
fucked around at uni, horrific grades, didn't network and get any job experience.
Can't get work in my field, I have a degree in finance and accounting but I work at a supermarket.
Socially I'm a coward, never had the balls to put myself out there and make friends, approach girls etc.
I'm 22 and I have never even kissed a girl.
Used to think you had to be a drug addict or a criminal to fuck up your life. All it takes is a few years of being complacent and lazy.

>>53899284
this video just made me realize that marcelo bielsa is the stanley kubrick of football

>>53899297
>>53899198

fuck off back to /pol/, such a shit board... I got into a pointless argument with some third world rejects in some /pol/ thread about cannabis last night, it was literally like talking to a brick wall.

>>53899320
Diamond cable ftw

>>53899300
How?

i'm tryna find the words to describe this thread
without being disrepectfuuuuuuuuul

>>53899320
still have loads of tapes

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would do terrible things for a qt gf to cuddle with

remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeVcVBW_CE

>>53899342
pfft i was neet for 4 years from 21 to 25 and i managed to get back on track. got an ok job. just had to spin a web of lies

>>53899356
i dont really like /pol/ either


a lot of the posters are just as autistic as the people on /x/


but you have to admit, we gotta send all the black people to liberia

>>53899404
FOY

>>53899388
do this with my dog desu

>>53899342
my life is heading in the same direction haha except i fucked around in year 12 and never went to uni haha it's been an entire year since i've done anything remotely productive with my life haha except i've thought up some pretty good business ideas which i'm going to try out when i get a job and make like ~$5,000 haha

>>53899381
choon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01TVe94HiUZ

>>53899388
jesus fuck what a comfy picture


i want that level of coziness in life

>>53899412
>but you have to admit, we gotta send all the black people to liberia
>tfw this could have ACTUALLY happened

>>53899388
>>53899419
wish i had a dog 2bh

>>53899342
Same lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ1L013k5Hw

>>53899438
go to bed

>>53899388
why can't I experience this?
why must I be damned to misery because I was born with certain features?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2012/oct/25/donald-trump-obama-records-video

remember this vid lads

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>>53899419
same mate

its liiiive

genuinely think i'll be on suicide watch when she dies

grown up with her for 13 years now and honestly love her more then my dad i reckon, kinda deep 2bh

>>53899483
dont feel tired anymore

>>53899404
>umaga
fucking hell i remember that guy
it's nice that in a world so obsessed with being politically correct and none offensive, wrestling is still doesn't give a shit

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what's the best dogbreed lads?

>>53899554
labradors

>>53899329
>Bleep Bloops

>>53899554
your mum

>>53899530

he's dead

>>53899554
Retrievers

>>53899583
Took you long enough

sheepdogs ofc

>>53899585
eat my ass fat fuck

>>53899609
bit gay

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>>53899554
The Scottish Terrier

>>53899554

My dog is half lab half rottweiler. I'll go with that

>>53899611
let me translate
youre not chad so fuck off

>>53899609
that's what your mother said
(I declined)

>watching joi porn
>the pornstar starts the cum countdown
>cum before she reaches zero

Feels awful man

>his geographical location doesn't get nor'easters
>he will never know the comfiness of being holed up inside while a snow hurricane ravages everything exposed

>>53899585
good banter

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>>53899554
marty

>>53899663
I throat fucked your mum in front of your dad

>>53899682
stole it off /r9k/ for laughs desu. i have a fwb currently so not worried

>>53899694
i throat fucked your dad in front of your grandma

>>53899675
we get some pretty hardcore wind here sometimes
My wheelie bin fell over last time

>>53899682
>deleting a post on anonymous

why do people do this? fucking soft

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>been sick
>just as I was getting over it, gf gets sick
>haven't kissed her in 8 days now
FUCK

>>53899713
poofta

>>53899682
Forgot you weren't on reddit, mate?

>>53899713
heemed your whole family in front of your aunty

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>>53899736
go back to facebook norman

*claps you*

My wife's son throat fucked me in front of the bull

>>53899732
you're obviously soft in the head
I deleted it because it wasn't a fucking breakup

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who /sugababes/ here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Jhc3yuKOi

>>53899675

I like lake effect, 2bh

look at this cocksucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvAtILUSNgM

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fg ym

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>>53899792

wanna go outside for a spliff but it's like fucking -5 degrees. i can get away with smoking cigs with just the window open but the weed fucking stinks

>>53899707

fat white bitch?

>mate sent me a text making a joke about fucking my 8 y/o sister
>what the fuck
>I send him a text back saying I recorded his 5 year old nephew fucking his mum and put it on pornhub called "amateur young cock fucking chubby yummy mummy"
>he's in a mood with me

DONT DISH IT OUT IF YOU CANT TAKE IT

>>53899834
ugly reus 2bh

>>53899821
>tfw stalk so many girls instagrams

>>53899833
ummmmmmmm... did i give you permission to post your life story?

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>a cleansed California could become reality in my lifetime, with a secure border.

Wew lads.

>>53899787
un ironically have 40 friends on facebook. also literally never posted on it lol

Wish my neighbours would go to bed at reasonable times so I could smoke outside in peace tbqh

Don't want to smoke out my window because some of the smoke ends up coming inside and makes the house smell

>>53899186
gotta leave a legacy breh.

I'm not a sterile Eurocuck who has nothing to offer, will have no heirs, will build nothing, and will leave nothing behind in this world except a bar tab and an Instagram documenting my degeneracy, indolence, and self-indulgence.

>>53899852

eh close enouh

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56455f5ac9759

>>53899802
Lol that embarrassed about a fucking 4chan post

Jesus you are autistic

got a haircut and lost some weight lads. i'm honestly pretty decent looking haha!

>>53899852
the difference probably was that his joke was funny, and yours was just absolutely fucked in the head.

>>53899833
um what are you on about
cigs stink way more than weed
smoke a cig inside and the smell lingers for like a month

>>53899912
kill yourself

>>53899852
Not a fan of your gimmick desu

>>53899852
Calling his mum fat is a bit harsh tbf

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>>53899912
hey

this is a bully free thread

take this /cum/ or cut it out RIGHT THIS INSTENCE

RIGHT NOW

YOU HERE ME BUDDY?

GOOD


bellow this line is now bully free

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

enjoy your bully free posts guys :)

>>53899903
what do you bring to the table?
what qualities would make you a good father?

>>53899932
you gonna delete this too. don't wanna embarrass yourself on anonymous

lmfao. seriously though, are you autistic?

>>53898310
This fucking guy again. Get a girlfriend you pathetic fuck.

So if you guys choose to leave the EU what happens?

Pls let me move to London

>>53899833
Same lad but my problem is my neighbours are up and our gardens are separated by a tiny wall and they're all in their kitchen so would see me and I don't want to talk to them, just want to smoke and get into bed

>>53899950
S A F E S P A C E
A
F
E
S P A C E

>>53899554
Chesapeake Bay Retriever

>>53899950
i swear to god i will slaughter the next anime nonce to post in this thread

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So, tomorrow I have to fly to Afghanistan. Afghanistan, of all places!

>>53899917
>>53899936
Can't handle the banter

>>53899950
literally fucking kill yourself you utter waste of oxygen that'd be better used to blow up balloons

>that'd is apparently wrong
>set to american english

seems about right

>>53899554
Staffordshire bull terriers senpai

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Pwaarrr desu lads

>>53899971
do you live at home with mummy and daddy?

>>53900000
Safe

>>53900000
good get

>>53900015
get that slut out of my sight

>>53899803
poor attempt

What was the last love song that even came close to Unchained Melody?

>>53900019
No it's a student house and our """"gardens"""" are a few metres long and like one square slab wide and their kitchen looks straight onto it

They smoke a lot themselves and wouldn't give a shit, I just cba dealing with them

>>53900040
Gay twat

Reminder that:
I'm taller than you
I'm better looking than you
I'm smarter than you
I could fucking deck any one of you

that'd is correct here though too lad

>>53900058
>implying you're 6'7"+

having an enema lads

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>>53900058

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Anyone ever read "Where the Red Fern Grows"?

Literally the saddest shit, like pic related sad.

going to watch primer

>>53900077
6'5
the rest are true

#resistcapitalism

>>53900101
>implying you're even big enough to deck me
You and your 180lbs won't do shit.

Think someone just got shot outside

Fucking starving lads, could well go for a Nandos about now

>>53900054
>I just cba dealing with them
why not?

>>53900088
yeah in 5th grade

>>53900128

>posted from an iphone while wearing wearing ray-bans in a starbucks

>>53900058
FOY

fuck corporate america desu

Step one: sign employee up for 9-5 office job.

Step two: give that employee too much work and continuously pressure employee about deadlines and KPIs

Step three: enjoy employee "volunteering" to work late every night to finish all the "too much work".

Step four: keep talking about work life balance through fancy emails from HR (offer very little vacation days though)

Step five: give employee even more work

>>53900140
do takeaways deliver at 3:30am?

>>53900131
what are you on about lad we banned guns

>>53900128
Belfast

>>53900130
220 lbs
I have very long arms so you'd have a broken nose before you even got near me to be honest

>>53900144
Because I like smoking on my own and smoking and having to talk to them would trigger my autism

>>53900058
I'd put you to sleep runt

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Need a Trump-supporting trap gf

>>53900148
Yo, I accidentally picked that shit up in middle school and edgy me was so stoked for this redneck ass book with literal "coonhuntin'" in it.

But it turns out all the coon references were just a mask for jus' about the saddest gawtd daym thing I've ever don heard in my lyfe.

>>53900178
I think some paki ones deliver up till 4am but maybe that's only on weekends

>>53900180
Well I heard someone making some kind of monkey noise outside and then a loud bang

>>53899953
I'm no longer an arrogant reclusive NEET, and I'm no longer an indulgent selfish drunk. I was lucky enough to grow out of those two phases of my life within a couple years, learn from my mistakes, and learn how to work hard.

Get goals, strive to achieve them. Physically, emotionally, mentally. That's really all there is to this, at least that's what I've figured out so far.

Where's that soft cunt that got so self conscious on 4chan that he deleted his post?

>>53900058
I'm also 6'5

how much do you weigh sempai? 195 lean muscle, I bet I could deck you brah.

>>53900186
I bet your wingspan is like 6' you fucking manlet twig.

>>53900189
fair enough haha, i get socially autistic when I'm smoking as well.. good luck with that xox haha

THANKS
BUT NO YANKS

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https://soundcloud.com/abducted/sets/spective-space-time-cant-hold

Great liquid choon, just dropped a few days ago

I'm in the mood to shoot someone, wish i lived in america lmao

>>53900196
Name a time and place and I'll push your shit in. You won't be able to walk when I'm through with you

>>53900203
We had to read it in 5th grade

I also went to elementary school in the middle of nowhere though so the redneck charms were lost on me

Got my first airbnb review lads

>Nice guy who was very clean tidy and quiet. Highly recommended guest.

>and quiet
fucks sake senpai, he could sense my autism and i was only there for one night

doing a tired
Might go to sleep soon

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>Great liquid choon, just dropped a few days ago

>>53900333
Good numbers, bad post

reading Crime and Punishment

>>53900322
>and quiet
Literally every school report I ever got

>>53899675
>Hey fellas I'm from Nova Scotia don't ya know, you can call me "Nova Scotia lad", I'm a 4real Brit just like You! not like those other Canadians

>>53900343
haha get cucked faggot

>>53900356
Same, and those words still seem to be following me about haha

reading the Golden Bough

>>53900322
>being introduced to someone
>"This is anon, he's quiet"

>>53899833
>>53899899
>>53899971
Spray lots of air freshener FIRST
Put a towel or something to cover the gap at the bottom of your door
Shut the curtains behind you and stand on something if possible, my head is pretty much touching the top of the window so no smoke is going in over my head
Lean out the window as far as you can
Use each percaution to minimise as much as you can
t. lad who just smoked a spliff at his mum's house and is now in bed stoned and very comfy

>>53900357
POO (piss off Ontario)

>>53900356
>was always the quiet kid
>all of my teachers loved me
feels good

>>53900399
I don't know where my fucking air freshener has gone desu

Why first btw?

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>>53900394
REEEEEE WHY DO NORMIES DO THIS

at least give me a chance

>>53900412
>all of my teachers loved me
fuck off nerd

reading A History of the English Speaking Peoples

>>53900412
Poindexter

>>53900317
meet me in Syria in 3 days

>>53900442
Am I in it?

alri

Only had 1 airbnb review and the guy talked about my wife the whole time.

Didn't even know they met. Sometimes she drops off stuff but idk.

>>53900322
>Anon, you're shy, aren't you?
>I can tell
>You're shy
>You're quiet
>What makes you so quiet and shy?
Fuck off bitch I'm not that shy. Not my fault you were the one to approach me, you cunt.

woke up 10 hours and 40 minutes ago
ive masturbated, shitposted and watched youtube all day

>>53900470
ayy lmao

>>53900420
Forgot to say after aswell but spraying it first means your room will already smell of that and will cover most of the smell during

poindexter is a terrific word

>>53900460
FOW (fuck off wog)

>>53900426
>>53900455
>was in the gifted program
>got to leave classes every day for an hour to do science experiments and shit with 3 other kids

>>53900322
what's airnb?

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>>53900394
>>53900423
Kek... abnormies

When will they learn?

>The only accident I fear will be your head falling into a vat of acid with me wearing your fucking moron face as a party mask.
What did he mean by this?

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>>53900478
woke up 4 hours ago
made a coffee and havnt got off my laptop since

>>53900461
no but there's a whole book about america haha

>>53900490
>in the gifted program
Was it for "special" kids?

>>53900478
these type of days make me incredibly depressed. Can only do about 2 of those a month and those are on sundays

>>53900473
>im not that shy
>not my fault you were the one to approach me
does not compute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE

>>53900490
I was in the gifted programme too and got kicked out of school lmao
Was a right dickhead tbf

>>53900498
letting a room through some app for contracted periods of time, a day or 2

>>53900490
sounds like the shit autistic kids do haha

>>53900515
Get on my level bitch
I've been doing that literally every day ever since I got fired 2 months ago x

>>53900498
people rent out rooms or their entire houses, usually cheaper than getting a hotel

>>53900515
welcome to my life

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Ey lads, I've been living here for a few months and I haven't found a place yet that sells nutella or something similar except for a russian market in which is quite expensive.
Where can I find some nutella? Is there something similar but cheaper?
And breadcrumbs?

>>53900503
my life: the post

>>53900513
I don't know what I did to get into it, but there were several genuine autistic kids in my classes, and none of them were in the gifted program. Basically sat around, did some science, played chess

>>53900542
no its for geniuses such as myself

>>53900516
We're in a class of 200 people lad. She had a cute nose and got my train, that was about it. I had no reason to approach her.

>>53900547
why'd you get fired la

jesus christ america cucks everyone

Uber, WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, AirBnB, Google are all things used by massive amounts of people all over the wolrd.

Why is it always american companies creating these things?

>>53900558
any supermarket ffs

>>53900547
>2 months
FONT

I've been doing this all day every day since before you were born.

>>53900576
stop being so timid, shyboy

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>>53900558
>nutella

>>53900578
for being racist at work

>>53900558
nutella is everywhere what are u on

>>53900599
delete this

>>53900579
big population

>>53900610
did you work at greggs

>Graham

>Grey-ham
Yes
>Graaaaaam
No

Jesus Christ British cucks everyone

The Internet, the phone, the radio, the TV, the toilet, time and space, the universe

Why is it always British people creating everything?

>>53900590
Not in Saintsburys local or Iceland or shops run by arabs
>>53900620
Middlesbrough
I swear I've been searching it errywhere

>>53900595
Thanks lad. Appreciate it.

>>53900610
bad lad

>>53900625
yeah i was working at greggs at the time

>>53900579
more people & they want to live the american dream instead of barely surviving as a wageslave, whereas in other first world countries you can live a fairly comfy life as a wageslave.

>>53900628
>not grayum
fuck off paki

>>53900646
speak up i cant hear you

>>53900630
superior genetics

>>53900644
try tesco or any petrol station/off license

>>53900630
>the phone,
UMMMMM
that's Scottish-Canadian

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would like to "fuck" her in the "bum" iykwim

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>>53900576
You go right up to this lass, and you says to her, listen to me, ok, ya says to her "You listen here lass, yous and me is goin' on a date, ya see?"

Now your career's on the line
0161

>>53900625
Yeah
Burnt a ginger bread man and said it looked like my boss (who was black) and he heard me

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>superior genetics

getting bicurious feelings recently lately but then i got grinder and went on it for about 20 second and felt utterly disgusted with myself

>>53900628
Other names Yanks butcher: Cecil, Bernard, Caroline...?

>>53900672
yeah she's pretty fit, i would

wish that white slag would get out of the way though

>>53900682
She already asked me on a few but I turned them down because she was too short.

>>53900682
shut up you filthy autist

>>53900672
I am not clear on your intentions

>>53900579
Big population, and silicon valley has the whole try and it doesn't matter if you fail, try something else later kind of vibe to it

Our government is trying to push that type of attitude in some shitty area of east london haha

>>53900703
Grindr is fucking terrible lad. All ugly middle-aged blokes.

>>53900703
>>53900706
>>53900710
>>53900715
>>53900716
>>53900717
>>53900720
bumbaclot

>>53900579
>>53900661
This. The flip side is that most of the country is poor as shit.

>>53900630
>internet
Nope

>The phone
Sure

>Radio
Nope.

>Tv
Nope.

>The toilet
Lol fuck no

>Time and Space
No.

>The universe
Nope.

ate 3 double cheeseburgers at maccys and drank like 6 beers and now my stomach hurts and i feel sick