remembering all the friends who stopped talking to me again
>I wrote a new book, one that's 2 1/2 times bigger than the first one. It's so big that, even with font size 10.5 instead of 12, it's 538 pages, nearly twice as much as 10EM. The Secret in the Basement is also far more character-driven and much more like playing an actual role-playing game.
>you might not know this film, anon
>it's a very well known film
>"I'm the biggest film nerd I know"
>he literally said that
>you might not like this film, it's very old
>it was released in the 80s/90s
>when I recommend him good films, he never watches them
>we went to his house and got stoned
>I say "have you watched 2001 before?"
>he says no
>"we should watch it while we're high, it blew my mind when I first watched it when I was high"
>played the first 10 minutes
>he got bored and turned it off
>he put on some fucking Will Ferrell film
Daydreaming about bumping into a qt that's down the dumps and stuck in the city so I let her stay over and we become as close as we were last year. Wish loneliness wasn't so crushing tbqh.
what's your best drug experience lads?
mine was when I was on a beach in a remote part of vietnam on some remote island completely by myself on a beach at late afternoon near sunset, I took 3 tabs of lsd and did heroin which I had got previously on my trip around the country
Yeah he's a black fella who makes videos calling out the hypocrisy and victim mentality of african americans, made a video about his respect for the KKK. love his stuff
Fuck marry kill lads
keep in mind that there IS a correct answer
>She practically begged me to come to her town for a night out, telling me I could spend the night at hers and get the train home in the morning
>I declined because I don't like nights out
>We haven't talked outside of uni since last March
Proper nice out when the streets are empty and it's nicely calm and quiet
They don't deserve punishment
they deserve gunishment
>those sorts have japs in England
Shake my head family
Did just walk past two little chavs who had the cheek to ask me for a fag
Even though I was smoking one and had a full box in my pocket I told them to piss off lmao
>total economic collapse
my Volk is ready
Don't think I would want kids tbqh
I would constantly be worried and stressed about them.
what if my daughter grew up to be a slut?
Went full /pol/ on my sister and she said she genuonly feels bad that I have this much hate in me.
Don't know how to take it tbqh. I'm not an angry person walking around on a fuse or anything.
Just a realist.
>Just a realist.
yeah some people just dont have the stomach to face reality tbqh
i dont think we can fix any of the worlds problems until we collectively grow the balls as a society to point out its problems.
we gotta send all the black people to liberia
Can't stop listening to these choons
fucked around at uni, horrific grades, didn't network and get any job experience.
Can't get work in my field, I have a degree in finance and accounting but I work at a supermarket.
Socially I'm a coward, never had the balls to put myself out there and make friends, approach girls etc.
I'm 22 and I have never even kissed a girl.
Used to think you had to be a drug addict or a criminal to fuck up your life. All it takes is a few years of being complacent and lazy.
fuck off back to /pol/, such a shit board... I got into a pointless argument with some third world rejects in some /pol/ thread about cannabis last night, it was literally like talking to a brick wall.
my life is heading in the same direction haha except i fucked around in year 12 and never went to uni haha it's been an entire year since i've done anything remotely productive with my life haha except i've thought up some pretty good business ideas which i'm going to try out when i get a job and make like ~$5,000 haha
genuinely think i'll be on suicide watch when she dies
grown up with her for 13 years now and honestly love her more then my dad i reckon, kinda deep 2bh
dont feel tired anymore
>just as I was getting over it, gf gets sick
>haven't kissed her in 8 days now
>mate sent me a text making a joke about fucking my 8 y/o sister
>what the fuck
>I send him a text back saying I recorded his 5 year old nephew fucking his mum and put it on pornhub called "amateur young cock fucking chubby yummy mummy"
>he's in a mood with me
DONT DISH IT OUT IF YOU CANT TAKE IT
>a cleansed California could become reality in my lifetime, with a secure border.
Wish my neighbours would go to bed at reasonable times so I could smoke outside in peace tbqh
Don't want to smoke out my window because some of the smoke ends up coming inside and makes the house smell
gotta leave a legacy breh.
I'm not a sterile Eurocuck who has nothing to offer, will have no heirs, will build nothing, and will leave nothing behind in this world except a bar tab and an Instagram documenting my degeneracy, indolence, and self-indulgence.
this is a bully free thread
take this /cum/ or cut it out RIGHT THIS INSTENCE
YOU HERE ME BUDDY?
bellow this line is now bully free
enjoy your bully free posts guys :)
Same lad but my problem is my neighbours are up and our gardens are separated by a tiny wall and they're all in their kitchen so would see me and I don't want to talk to them, just want to smoke and get into bed
So, tomorrow I have to fly to Afghanistan. Afghanistan, of all places!
No it's a student house and our """"gardens"""" are a few metres long and like one square slab wide and their kitchen looks straight onto it
They smoke a lot themselves and wouldn't give a shit, I just cba dealing with them
Anyone ever read "Where the Red Fern Grows"?
Literally the saddest shit, like pic related sad.
fuck corporate america desu
Step one: sign employee up for 9-5 office job.
Step two: give that employee too much work and continuously pressure employee about deadlines and KPIs
Step three: enjoy employee "volunteering" to work late every night to finish all the "too much work".
Step four: keep talking about work life balance through fancy emails from HR (offer very little vacation days though)
Step five: give employee even more work
Yo, I accidentally picked that shit up in middle school and edgy me was so stoked for this redneck ass book with literal "coonhuntin'" in it.
But it turns out all the coon references were just a mask for jus' about the saddest gawtd daym thing I've ever don heard in my lyfe.
I'm no longer an arrogant reclusive NEET, and I'm no longer an indulgent selfish drunk. I was lucky enough to grow out of those two phases of my life within a couple years, learn from my mistakes, and learn how to work hard.
Get goals, strive to achieve them. Physically, emotionally, mentally. That's really all there is to this, at least that's what I've figured out so far.
Great liquid choon, just dropped a few days ago
Got my first airbnb review lads
>Nice guy who was very clean tidy and quiet. Highly recommended guest.
fucks sake senpai, he could sense my autism and i was only there for one night
>Great liquid choon, just dropped a few days ago
Spray lots of air freshener FIRST
Put a towel or something to cover the gap at the bottom of your door
Shut the curtains behind you and stand on something if possible, my head is pretty much touching the top of the window so no smoke is going in over my head
Lean out the window as far as you can
Use each percaution to minimise as much as you can
t. lad who just smoked a spliff at his mum's house and is now in bed stoned and very comfy
REEEEEE WHY DO NORMIES DO THIS
at least give me a chance
>Anon, you're shy, aren't you?
>I can tell
>What makes you so quiet and shy?
Fuck off bitch I'm not that shy. Not my fault you were the one to approach me, you cunt.
When will they learn?
woke up 4 hours ago
made a coffee and havnt got off my laptop since
Ey lads, I've been living here for a few months and I haven't found a place yet that sells nutella or something similar except for a russian market in which is quite expensive.
Where can I find some nutella? Is there something similar but cheaper?
I don't know what I did to get into it, but there were several genuine autistic kids in my classes, and none of them were in the gifted program. Basically sat around, did some science, played chess
no its for geniuses such as myself
jesus christ america cucks everyone
Uber, WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, AirBnB, Google are all things used by massive amounts of people all over the wolrd.
Why is it always american companies creating these things?
more people & they want to live the american dream instead of barely surviving as a wageslave, whereas in other first world countries you can live a fairly comfy life as a wageslave.
You go right up to this lass, and you says to her, listen to me, ok, ya says to her "You listen here lass, yous and me is goin' on a date, ya see?"
Big population, and silicon valley has the whole try and it doesn't matter if you fail, try something else later kind of vibe to it
Our government is trying to push that type of attitude in some shitty area of east london haha
If you hold down 'L' whilst you're viewing Facebook photos it turns off all like, comment, etc buttons and just shows the picture so you can view them without any distractions. Good for stalking.
Accidentally favourited some slags picture on Twitter from months ago when I was doing a wank. We went to school together so I had to act quickly so I changed my Twitter name to the name of some autist who went our school, so when she saw it she'd think it was him. I think I might have gotten away with it.