/brit/

janny's gonna do his NUT

Maisie

cara

freaking crying dudes like what the hell it hurts so much bros

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HORRIFIC
BETRAYAL
OF 14,000,000
MANCHILDREN

just got an adrenaline rush for hanging up the phone on someone that just rung me up and asked if id been in a car accident recently

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crayon pop

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Yes very good edition

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halo

>american culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA0Be4cjsaI

>>53869661

>gif

fuck off

Poleaboo is feeling quite good today

Might apply to some jobs

>>53869661
literally fuck off you pathetic cunt dormers

>>53869663

fucking yanks

I may have gone too far in a few places

>>53869717
>this is what has to defend european society against the pakis

>>53869656
if you didnt make it then who the fuck did obviously someone i hate

>>53869740

*laughs nervously*

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>1 missed call
>1 new voicemail
>2 new messages

ham and coleslaw sandwich (x2) + a lump of extra mature cheddar for lunch lads

>this letterbox autism on BBC News

THREE

STINKIN'

DAYS

>>53869775
>4pm
>lunch

>>53869760
He's on the Pakis' side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xzjMMOua_4

>>53869740
>>53869765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz-SaMu8k3w

*poos self*

>>53869661
more like gaylo

Taking a nap
Wake me up when it's time for tea

>>53869663
Right scene won

>>53869805
exactly

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>Decide to watch one film every day for the whole year
>Already failing miserably
>Have to watch at least 10 films today to catch up
Why am I such a fucking failure?

>>53869775
>Eating a "lump" of cheese
Fuck off Yank

>>53869775
Why not put the cheeseon the fucking sandwich? Are you just going to munch on a block of cheese like an American on the bus?

>>53869800
it's 3 you utter CRETIN

>>53869832
what kind of fucking aspiration is that? do exercise instead

>>53869805

we killed the wrong hitler

Why would anyone want to 'work', if they didn't have to? If they wanted to do it, it wouldn't be work.

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>>53869727
>>53869817

delete these

>>53869841
exactly lad

>>53869843
because I don't want a ham, coleslaw and cheese sandwich you utter weapon

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>Why would anyone want to 'work', if they didn't have to? If they wanted to do it, it wouldn't be work.

>>53869805
what a deluded little cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej9UjRaFHhk

"ALLLAAAAHHHHHHHHUU AKBAR"
t. Muslim, 2016

just had a phone call from a lovely bloke up in leeds offering me a job interview for tomorrow

>>53869590
literally why do you think cara and maisie are remotely attractive. those eyebrows and faces.

>>53869879
shut up Rafi

>>53869764
I've still never made a /brit/ thread.

There was one with the same edition last night I think.

>>53869832
Did this for a while when I was in school. Used to put a rating of the day's film as my msn name and change my picture to a screenshot of it.

What a fucking spastic I was.

>>53869849
>3pm
>lunch

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>>53869805
He tried to stop this.

>>53869775
a what

LGBTQIAP+

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>>53869805

guess i'm not thinking about Jun desu.

>>53869887
>because I don't want a ham, coleslaw and cheese sandwich

But you do want a ham and coleslaw sandwich and cheese?

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>if you didnt make it then who the fuck did obviously someone i hate

>>53869841
>>53869843
Maybe he simply means a lump, like he said and not a block like you made up.

What, have you never had a cheese board? Povos.

who remembers FATCAM?

he's living in denmark with a qt gf now

still a cunt though

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>>53869628

>>53869975
lesbo, gay, bi, trans, queer, iguana, alien, porcupine, positive (HIV)

>he's never made a Brit thread
Utter utter fucking us humans
Sub humans
>he's never made 5 Brit threads at the same time
Underlying udderly pathetic hello Reddit

>>53869999
exactly lad

>>53870023
really? where?

>>53869923
fatcam? >>53870023

>>53870025
FOY

Tonight I am going to do 450 micrograms of lsd

>>53870038
b-but the janny

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No mosques on my watch. Just cool looking Orthadox churches.

>>53870023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0AL2MqYFlo

>>53869805
When did Ronald Weasley turn into such a horrific faggot?

>>53870092
>stalin
>churches

get out reddit

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>>53870069

Neighbour has been talking to someone in front of my door for 20minutes now

does he not realize I'm trying to take a nap here
unbelievable

>>53869922
worrying, that means the unidentified kyary poster is still skulking around

>Used to put a rating of the day's film as my msn name and change my picture to a screenshot of it
poor poppet

>>53870113
:O deep af :O

Cycled 11km to the nearest McDonalds and back today lads. Got a chicken legend, chips, bottle of water and a pineapple stick.

What did you do today?

>>53870130
Are your doors that thin?

>>53870072
*whispers into lapel of my coat*
*20 armed police officers burst in through the doors and windows screaming at you*
*I lift up my shirt to reveal a microphone and tape recorder*
>heh... maybe some time in the clown college will do you good. Bake 'em away, toys

>>53870125
not sure you understand the gimmick lad

>>53870122
Stalin did nothing wrong.

https://youtu.be/kOnIp69r6vg

>>53870152

wanked to traps

>>53870135
Will wank to this later, thanks lad.

>>53870152
did you really do that for the sole intention of getting mcds
bit sad really
on that note just woke up aha

>>53870152
I'm bored at work, stretching an hour of work into six hours.

Bored as fuck but I need the money.

would thoroughly enjoy living in a universe where i was in the hitler youth and germany ended up winning the war 2bh

Anyway
What are your skills Brit
I can type well fast and I'm quite good at archery

>>53870113
is this Banksy?

>>53870115
Thanks lad, been trying to figure out who he reminded me of.

>>53870152
Walked to the office, pretended to work for 8 hours, and I'm heading home in an hour.

>>53870152
>chicken legend
good lad
best maccas meal aside from 20 nuggets

>>53870202
am proper proper good at fingering birds like

>>53870170

what did you say, chief?

i
>draw
>watch anime
>play videogames
>go on runs
>wank

>>53870183
should send that to sara x

>>53870221
in a typical week how much work would you say you do on average?

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>I'm quite good at archery

>>53870135
heresy!

>not having a bluetooth mouse and/or keyboard and fucking around with other peoples PCs whilst they didnt know

amateurs

>>53870231
wahey he strikes again

>>53870130
"Yes that's right, I'm afraid we are kicking you out of your houses to make room for refugees, effective from tomorrow. Could you please let your neighbour know, we have been knocking on his door but there's been no answer."

>>53870158
Normal German doors
he's just very very old so his voice is really loud
he also must be right in front of it

>>53870196
Nah did it for the bike ride, just wanted to get some lunch and mcds was there too so I thought I'd combine the two.

22km altogether btw. Went a different route home on the way back with some cunty hills.

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>walk into sisters room
>see this

wat do?

>>53870229
>not chicken selects

>>53870244
I'd like to see you mock me with an arrow planted between your bastard eyes you lancy twat

>>53870243
I'd say about 12-15 hours of actual work per week, but when I really HAVE to work, I work well. I'm a keeper, to be honest family member.

>>53870135
mum just fired me, thanks lad

>>53870229
>aside from

Fuck off yank, it's apart from.

Ngl I was put off chicken nuggets after knowing how they're made. Shame really they're based.

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ranked is down.

>>53870292
do a 360 and walk in

>>53870292
>D-d-d-d-d-diner is r-r-ready

>>53870134
Watched Citizen Kane one day. Failed to appreciate it I think considering I was about 15. Still gave it an 8/10 because I didn't want to look uncultured.

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>>53870038
On Christmas Eve I made like 8 consecutive Christmas-themed /brit/ threads just to prevent the weeb spastics from making their own shit editions
You could tell they were getting really tetchy as well haha

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Been trying to apply for this job for days lads. Why is writing about myself so hard?

going to make a pint of tea and wash up

then possibly watch a film

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>>53870202
I can type fast and only type with my middle fingers.

I'm good at bass, been playing for 6 years, getting good at keyboard. Just music in general really desu, can pick up instruments really quickly.

Shit at nearly every sport apart from badminton I used to be decent at, haven't played for fucking years though so probably shit now.

>>53870202
>>53870236
I once made my ex gf cum 14 times in one night

now I'm sad and alone kek

>>53870317
>knowing how they're made

why? do you not eat burgers either then?

getting into the shower and getting dressed quickly before mummy is home from work so it looks like i've been up all day
got quite cross yesterday when she found me still alseep

>>53870266
Ugh, sucks but it's 4pm so can't really blame him.

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>>53869590

>Go into town, feeling happy on this bright and clear afternoon
>Pop into Tesco for a paper and some lunch
>See a Muslim - proper one, with a little white hat and massive beard - buying a massive shop.
>Literal sack of rice that I didn't know Tesco even sold and all other weird stuff

Ruined my fucking day lads. Never seen a Muslim in my town before, there isn't even a Paki shop or a curry house. I guess this is the end. Oh well.

>package in the post for me
>open it up
>two CDs by a band called 'heaven17'
>no letter or any clue as to who it's from

Who are heaven17 and who the fuck sent this?

I'm scared desu

i'm quite good at archery on tf2 lol

Serious why work. Get your bird pregnant, both get a house for life and benefits. Simples. Let the fools from Poland do the work, and they will pay the taxes to keep this lot at home watching Jezza.

>>53870370
>tfw at 105 due to years of playing WoW
>tfw normie coworkers are amazed at my full speed without looking at the keyboard

kek, normies lads, any self-respecting person is above 70wpm

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ah yes, very impressive

>>53869590
>into the trash it goes

She knows the drill

>>53870356
excellent lad

>>53870391
lel true

craving chicken nuggets now ffs

>>53870394
>His mum gets home from work before 5
Pleb job desu

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>>53870356
>browsing 4chan on christmas

>>53870292
>sarah you stupid fucking bitch get the fuck off the bed before i tell mum about how rob was over here yesterday
>also dinner is ready but you and your uggo mates gotta go get it themself i have to go into my room cause my friends are on skype waiting for me...

>>53870433
>country still isnt ranked high enough for shitskins to move in and ruin it

Feels good, man.

>>53870414
*leans back on chair and positions fingers in a triangle shape, with the tips of my digits touching*
ah... so a new tribute has been selected... everything is going according to plan

>>53870418
the market is contracting everybody will be part-time soon
hopefully it's comfy and not just starvation and pestilence

lads could you imagine if there were people in here right now who played league of legends

haha that would be so very embarrasing

thoughts on this video lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI

>>53870523
no one on /brit/ plays computer games, we're all over the age of 16

>>53870504
lel

Just realised think it's from my half brother since apparently they're an 80s synthpop band and I mentioned to him that I'm into 80s synthpop.

Rat, rat, lives in flat
Rat meets flatmate cat called Pat
Rat in flat gets cricket bat
Poor old cat called Pat went splat

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Meme fuel, lads

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/jan/20/cheapest-flat-london-sells-79000

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>>53870413
>working in Tesco one night
>Indian woman buying 17 jugs of sunflower oil and 25 sticks of butter

didn't have an issue with it because she works at the curry house near me which does pukka food so we spoke about that and I see her regularly but it fucked me up when I first saw it, was in disbelief

>>53870578
We want swamp dog

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*sigh*

>>53870525
loved all the memes in the comment section, was really funny. I liked how they all had anime avatars too.

>>53870591
I'd actually live there desu. Seems cosy.

>>53870433
>United States that high
>Luxembourg that low
>no Switzerland
nah I don't believe this for a second if I'm honest

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>>53870591
at least im not a p-p-poortherner haha r-right lads?

>>53870592
would have thought they'd get it from a wholesalers desu

>reading Genesis
>loads more interesting than Matthew
>has lots of incest and God kicking arse

Jesus BTFO

>>53870623
The bed and the sink are on top of each other. I imagine it has no toilet.

I dont know man, I personally moved from a bachelor apartment to a small family one, just so I can have a separate kitchen and a huge bed for myself.
It does feel better living large.

>>53870578
*crowd drowns out performance with chants of "swampdog"

>>53870693
>reading the Old Testament ever

>flats in my nearest mostly middle class town are cheaper than in shithole Milton Keynes which is nearby

Literally what

>>53870663
yeah exactly

>>53870719
MK is full of young professionals.

>>>/ic/2358770

>>53870113
me on the right

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>>53869590
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

>>53870718
The God Jesus refers to is the Old Testament God m8, Sermon on the Mound is just the 10 Commandments.

>>53870737
It's full of chavs and immigrants m8

>>53870784
This isn't funny, but that woman is an idiot for not taking better care of her cat.

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L O N D O N

made an tea

>>53870346
just had a look on wikipedia but seems a bit too thinksy for my tastes; no killings for starters

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>another recession guaranteed to hit within a year
>mfw secure job
>mfw my rent prices in london will drop
>mfw all you poortherners can do is call me rasheed while you sip warm cider from a can and prepare to lose you measly paid job

>>53870883
Rasheed

>>53870899
2 1

Just hit me really suddenly that I've had sex with about 50 different girls over the past year

Never really thought anything of it, but fuck, isn't that a lot?

Just seen something that it's "impressive" if you have sex with over 200 women and don't get an STD

Has me a little worried

FUCKING COLD CALLS RINGING MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY

FUCK OFF YOU LITERAL PAKIS

gf dumped me lads

Want a wank

>>53871013
fucking bigot

If I died tomorrow my family would get £60k

That's is greater than the value of everything I own and all cash assets.

Depressing

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>masters degree in Byzantine studies
>no job

>>53871062
As soon as I hear foreigner on the phone I say 'I'm not interested never ring this number again' and put the phone down.

>>53871059
I allow it, but no later than 15 minutes from now. Get going.

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>>53870883
>Panic sets in after recession
>Tories didn't fix the roof whilst the sun was shining
>Labour win the election and Corbyn becomes PM
>Bourgeois cunts sent to the gulag

If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

>>53871095
You can always start some youtube series where you pander to the ever growing right wing historically driven circlejerk.
Just be reasonably anti-muslim, christian and conservative, and trash popular news websites or movies like Kingdom of Haven.

>hasn't even heard of meme film Citizen Kane

hmmmm

>>53871075
>>Depressing
Not really

Unless you're like in your 30s

>>53871075
Why

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>masters degree in Byzantine studies

>>53871130
>Labour set up a tax for white men and tax corporations and the rich 5000%
>spendspnedpsned
>everyone dies

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sbZ66UMqc

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>>53871130
Line them up against the wall.

bog sim is voting for Corbyn, why aren't you?

>>53871146
Near enough, 27

>>53871175
go for a walk thats about it

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>>53871095
>masters degree in Byzantine studies

>>53871175
FOY

Communism looks good on paper but I don't read books so I wouldn't know.

t. University of Life graduate.

>>53871210
Sounds nice
Where about?

Phone call went well, didn't throw up after all ha ha...

I
CHIMED
IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc

>>53871241

>t. University of Life graduate.

EDL member i assume?

>>53871241
First class honours in Preaching in Street Knowledge?

This is what I'm dealing with her with this dog

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iNGM0vEQSE

skip to 9 seconds

>>53871257
fucking stonking choon for having a wow sesh back in tbc

>>53871251
probably just through town 2bh maybe pop into a few shops and have a look if i feel like it x

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>>53871241
>There is no academic support for communism

>>53871143
silentio meretrix, ive heard of it i just didnt know what its about ordinem servate or ill strangle you

>>53871134
Rasheed

>>53871285
Do you listen to music or do you enjoy the sounds of life?

>>53871283
>wow sesh
fuck off nerd

>>53871298
So why is everyone so scared that Universities are hubs for cultural Marxists?

>>53871175
Got the in-laws over again to watch corro

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only just realised after months of sending my CV out to employers that i've put down one qualification 3 times

>muh red doors

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/asian-man-responds-edls-claims-7197802

>EDL BTFO

>>53871333
yeah mate a romper haha

>>53871340
lol

>>53871330
usually listen to music, sometimes an audiobook x

>>53871241
Socialism like tribalism could work in a small community. But after a while things would start going back to normal.

>>53871340
very appropriate image

>>53871352
>Umar Ayub

So he's not a chink? Why put asian instead of muslim?

>>53871335
>implying uni students know anything about politics

'Cultural marxism' is something else.

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>>Umar Ayub
>So he's not a chink? Why put asian instead of muslim?

>>53871375
>implying CRAPitalism is "normal"

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>>53871339
good lad

>>53871407
cos saying Arab is racist you racist

>maisiebro
>Sershlad gone
>one day 195cm will be gone
>one day caralad will be gone
>one day Kyary shitposter will be gone
>one day Hampshites and all the other K-On fags will be gone
>everyone always moves on to bigger, better things and a better life

But not you. You'll be here forever.

>>53871352
>asian
east asians must hate this word in the uk them being lumped with pakis

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>>53871375

WULD

NAH

KEST

>>53871407
>he's been on 4chan so long he's become americanised
sad

>>53871498
the only person worth missing was masiebro

remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JebJ6RduIBQ

>>53871498
maisebro and sersh are probably still here, probably just got a bit sick of their gimmicks
and caralad will never leave

>>53871452
Trading, currency, jews, private ownership have all been around for thousands of years and didn't just appear out of nowhere.

Also socialists are supposed to be against governments and all that, but even in a small community people would naturally turn to people to lead. People want authority.

>>53871506
How many times does this have to be explained

in the uk
chinese = chinese
asian = pakis, indians etc

*starts putting up "Thanks, but no Yanks" signs*
*hands out anti-yank literature*

>>53871537
>He thinks calling asians Asian and pakis paki is an americanism
Rasheed

>>53871498
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

>>53871352

Great video 2bh. The EDL, and groups like it, are nothing but a bunch of scared, ignorant children throwing their dummies out the pram due to feeling "threatened". That they make up garbage like certain areas being no-go areas (remember when Fox news pundits made a similar claim about Birmingham?) shows that they haven't a leg to stand on.

If you are so proud of your Englishness (would love to see this defined by these weirdos. Somehow, where their parents decided to procreate is, apparently, a huge achievement for these people), if Englishness is something so powerful, then surely it can stand up to some immigration?

The majority of those who come to this country integrate just fine. They have their own traditions and beliefs too, but so what? So do the many English people who leave for other countries around the world each year.

Of course not all integrate, of course some will cause trouble. That happens with people...if we accept it from our own, why is it not something to be expected from others? We deal with it as it comes, and we should strive to not allow those people to continue putting up artificial barriers and divisions. The EDL want that...don't let them 2bh.

>>53871498
>one day Kyary shitposter will be gone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4JVcvR7IM0

>>53871452
>>53871559
Forgot to add that things started going downhill when we changed from hunter gatherer to farming and people started reproducing at a stupid rate.

>>53871498
Poleaboo feels he needs to up his post count

Thinking whether he should apply for some jobs or cut his toe nails

Doing an upset

what part of the UK has the ugliest people on average?

>>53871594
the reason we call subcontinentals asian and the yanks call chinks asian is because the former are the asians we have most contact with

>>53871594
>he calls east asians "asian"
Yank on holiday?

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>>53871553
>mfw whitey thought he could win

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>>53871603

>destroyed the roman empire
>severely weakened the byzantine empire
>invaded italy
>genocided native european people in the baltic region
>invented protestantism, a heretical form of christianity, which caused the thirty years war
>invented socialism (which lead to modern leftism, communism, nazism and all other cancerous political ideologies)
>started world war 1, causing the deaths of millions of europeans
>lost
>got mad
>started world war 2
>genocided millions of european jews and eastern europeans
>lost again
>now destroying europe by flooding it with barbarian shitskins who rape white women by the thousands
can we all, finally, unanimously agree on the fact that g*rmans are indeed the greatest threat the white man, western society and human civilization have ever faced?

>>53871603
>The majority of those who come to this country integrate just fine

That's complete bollocks.

There are entire towns full of non integrating people.

Immigrants who integrate are in the minority.

>>53871630
North and Ireland, but not necessarily Northern Ireland

>>53871613
put a trip on x

>>53871630
Probably the Scottish central belt

>>53871661
That's complete bollocks.

There are entire towns full of integrating people.

Immigrants who don't integrate are in the minority.

>>53871630
canada

>want to post stonking classic mid-noughties j-pop chewn video
>youtube can only provide 144p instrumental or version with Spanish bint crooning over it

Reckon I need to be everyone's true hero and upload it myself.
https://youtu.be/nezCoo1bXyk

>>53871578
clearly not you fucking mong
>pakis = indians, pakistanis and bengali
>asian = nearly everyone else in asia

Feel trapped in my own room

>>53871694
That's complete bollocks.

There are entire towns full of integrating people.

Immigrants who don't integrate are in the minority.

>>53871661

Rorke

> mfw I killed sershlad and I can kill again, any time I like

>>53871690
h-h-how's this?

>>53871711
That's complete bollocks.

There are entire towns full of integrating people.

Immigrants who don't integrate are in the minority.

>>53871735
>filtered

>>53871578
how about /sea/

>>53871661

You're deluded if you genuinely think the majority of people don't integrate.

>>53871707
Clearly not you fucking mong

Watch some tv or go outside and talk to someone

Enjoy your holiday

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>>53871660
germanics =/= germans

>asians = chinks, japs, anyone else with slanty eyes
>pakis = pakis, arabs, anyone with brown skin and too much hair
Anyone else is referred to by their specific country, if known

>>53871706
this is literally painful to listen to
literally painful

>>53871756
>>53871791

So asian, until you know their specific country

>>53871789
>vikings
>barbarian invasions
we need to end the germanic race

>>53871694
There shouldn't be entire towns full of integrating people. if they were integrated they would be living in a town in a 'community', they would be living in areas with Brits.

Plebs living in Bendiorm isn't integrating. Funny how we can say that yet we can't say pakis living in Slough isn't integrating.
>>53871762
They don't. I'm not deluded I witness it first hand.
>thinking Abdul in the local corner shop is integrated

>Can you confirm that someone will be able to retrieve me property in the next 2 weeks before it is destroyed?
>sent 2 days ago
>no reply

fucking legal aid shitter

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>you only get one life and you have wasted your best years while simultaneously ensuring the remainder of your life will be filled with suffering and grueling hardships

w e w

>referred to by their specific country, if known = chinks, japs, anyone else with slanty eyes
>asian = pakis, arabs, anyone with brown

>>53871887
True, but at the same time everyone goes through a rough point in their lives, we're just going through it early.

>>53871887

at least you're not a paki

>>53871791
this makes sense to me 2bh

Wondering if I should send her bf a phishing email

I suspect she might have told him and the other girl about when I tried to catch her out

>>53871780
Sorry mate, I actually live a 98% town where all your so called ''asians'' are called pakis

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>>53871789
>filename

>>53871900
This is correct

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EU referendum poll:
Remain: 42% (-7)
Leave: 45% (+1)
(via Panelbase / 08 - 14 Jan)


IT IS HAPPENING
WE ARE AT DEFCON 1

how do i up my Par game?

>>53871972
WEW

>>53871707
pakis=pakistanis and might as well include bengali

>>53871900
this sounds like paki propaganda to sound less shit

>>53871956
In the rest of Britain that's not the case

>98% white
must be a shithole

>>53871900
Go Google "Asian people" for me

>>53871603
Imagine going through life with this severe degree of mental illness.

>>53871988
YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT

>>53871972
WEW
E
W

I bet the Cologne thing helped.

*tugs on collar*
dog, dog... Still lives in bog
Swampy dog can't see for fog
Dog went off to jog through bog
Poor old dog was robbed by wog

>>53872014
>98% white
>must be a shithole
Confirmed Rasheed

Asians = yellow people confirmed correct

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>It's an autism thread

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>polls

>>53871972
>Remain: 42%
why the fuck do people want this?
how can EU shills still exist?

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>>53872014
>rasheed shows his true colours

>>53871707
>>53872022
>>53872056
FOYs

>People who want to stay in the EU

Well respected Tory/Labour voters with a keen understanding of it and economics in general.

>People who want to leave the EU

Retards, people who listen to Nigel "I tried to resign like I promised I swear!" Farage and are literally jumping on a bandwagon based on a meme.

>>53872075
FOP

Why is it still socially acceptable to be a liberal in 2016 with all the shit thats going on in the world /brit/?

>>53872022
>>53872056
We're talking about Britain, retard

Whenever someone on TV or in the news says "asian" they mean paki

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>>53871972

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>>53872093

Cornwall is 99% white and is the poorest area in the UK bar the toilet of NI

>>53872037
Rorke

>>53872066
people who make loads of money of of it

>>53872089
Muscular girls are disgustiing

>>53872090

>wanting to be a cuckold to the EU that makes 1000% of our laws

Broken Britain

Chinks are called Orientals you paki yank fucks.

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Why is it still socially acceptable to be a liberal in 2016 with all the shit thats going on in the world /brit/?

About to phone talktalk and play hardball with them to get a price reduction.

Wish me luck lads

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>>53871972

>>53872113
>We're talking about Britain
Yeah no shit, that's why we're telling you what actual people of Britain say and not the paki-humping media who try and lump pakis in with asians so they can avoid calling them pakis