>Decide to watch one film every day for the whole year
>Already failing miserably
>Have to watch at least 10 films today to catch up
Why am I such a fucking failure?
>Why would anyone want to 'work', if they didn't have to? If they wanted to do it, it wouldn't be work.
I've still never made a /brit/ thread.
There was one with the same edition last night I think.
Did this for a while when I was in school. Used to put a rating of the day's film as my msn name and change my picture to a screenshot of it.
What a fucking spastic I was.
>if you didnt make it then who the fuck did obviously someone i hate
No mosques on my watch. Just cool looking Orthadox churches.
worrying, that means the unidentified kyary poster is still skulking around
>Used to put a rating of the day's film as my msn name and change my picture to a screenshot of it
*whispers into lapel of my coat*
*20 armed police officers burst in through the doors and windows screaming at you*
*I lift up my shirt to reveal a microphone and tape recorder*
>heh... maybe some time in the clown college will do you good. Bake 'em away, toys
"Yes that's right, I'm afraid we are kicking you out of your houses to make room for refugees, effective from tomorrow. Could you please let your neighbour know, we have been knocking on his door but there's been no answer."
Nah did it for the bike ride, just wanted to get some lunch and mcds was there too so I thought I'd combine the two.
22km altogether btw. Went a different route home on the way back with some cunty hills.
On Christmas Eve I made like 8 consecutive Christmas-themed /brit/ threads just to prevent the weeb spastics from making their own shit editions
You could tell they were getting really tetchy as well haha
Been trying to apply for this job for days lads. Why is writing about myself so hard?
I can type fast and only type with my middle fingers.
I'm good at bass, been playing for 6 years, getting good at keyboard. Just music in general really desu, can pick up instruments really quickly.
Shit at nearly every sport apart from badminton I used to be decent at, haven't played for fucking years though so probably shit now.
>Go into town, feeling happy on this bright and clear afternoon
>Pop into Tesco for a paper and some lunch
>See a Muslim - proper one, with a little white hat and massive beard - buying a massive shop.
>Literal sack of rice that I didn't know Tesco even sold and all other weird stuff
Ruined my fucking day lads. Never seen a Muslim in my town before, there isn't even a Paki shop or a curry house. I guess this is the end. Oh well.
Serious why work. Get your bird pregnant, both get a house for life and benefits. Simples. Let the fools from Poland do the work, and they will pay the taxes to keep this lot at home watching Jezza.
>tfw at 105 due to years of playing WoW
>tfw normie coworkers are amazed at my full speed without looking at the keyboard
kek, normies lads, any self-respecting person is above 70wpm
>sarah you stupid fucking bitch get the fuck off the bed before i tell mum about how rob was over here yesterday
>also dinner is ready but you and your uggo mates gotta go get it themself i have to go into my room cause my friends are on skype waiting for me...
*leans back on chair and positions fingers in a triangle shape, with the tips of my digits touching*
ah... so a new tribute has been selected... everything is going according to plan
Meme fuel, lads
>working in Tesco one night
>Indian woman buying 17 jugs of sunflower oil and 25 sticks of butter
didn't have an issue with it because she works at the curry house near me which does pukka food so we spoke about that and I see her regularly but it fucked me up when I first saw it, was in disbelief
at least im not a p-p-poortherner haha r-right lads?
The bed and the sink are on top of each other. I imagine it has no toilet.
I dont know man, I personally moved from a bachelor apartment to a small family one, just so I can have a separate kitchen and a huge bed for myself.
It does feel better living large.
>another recession guaranteed to hit within a year
>mfw secure job
>mfw my rent prices in london will drop
>mfw all you poortherners can do is call me rasheed while you sip warm cider from a can and prepare to lose you measly paid job
Just hit me really suddenly that I've had sex with about 50 different girls over the past year
Never really thought anything of it, but fuck, isn't that a lot?
Just seen something that it's "impressive" if you have sex with over 200 women and don't get an STD
Has me a little worried
>Panic sets in after recession
>Tories didn't fix the roof whilst the sun was shining
>Labour win the election and Corbyn becomes PM
>Bourgeois cunts sent to the gulag
You can always start some youtube series where you pander to the ever growing right wing historically driven circlejerk.
Just be reasonably anti-muslim, christian and conservative, and trash popular news websites or movies like Kingdom of Haven.
>masters degree in Byzantine studies
>There is no academic support for communism
only just realised after months of sending my CV out to employers that i've put down one qualification 3 times
>So he's not a chink? Why put asian instead of muslim?
>one day 195cm will be gone
>one day caralad will be gone
>one day Kyary shitposter will be gone
>one day Hampshites and all the other K-On fags will be gone
>everyone always moves on to bigger, better things and a better life
But not you. You'll be here forever.
Trading, currency, jews, private ownership have all been around for thousands of years and didn't just appear out of nowhere.
Also socialists are supposed to be against governments and all that, but even in a small community people would naturally turn to people to lead. People want authority.
Great video 2bh. The EDL, and groups like it, are nothing but a bunch of scared, ignorant children throwing their dummies out the pram due to feeling "threatened". That they make up garbage like certain areas being no-go areas (remember when Fox news pundits made a similar claim about Birmingham?) shows that they haven't a leg to stand on.
If you are so proud of your Englishness (would love to see this defined by these weirdos. Somehow, where their parents decided to procreate is, apparently, a huge achievement for these people), if Englishness is something so powerful, then surely it can stand up to some immigration?
The majority of those who come to this country integrate just fine. They have their own traditions and beliefs too, but so what? So do the many English people who leave for other countries around the world each year.
Of course not all integrate, of course some will cause trouble. That happens with people...if we accept it from our own, why is it not something to be expected from others? We deal with it as it comes, and we should strive to not allow those people to continue putting up artificial barriers and divisions. The EDL want that...don't let them 2bh.
>mfw whitey thought he could win
>destroyed the roman empire
>severely weakened the byzantine empire
>genocided native european people in the baltic region
>invented protestantism, a heretical form of christianity, which caused the thirty years war
>invented socialism (which lead to modern leftism, communism, nazism and all other cancerous political ideologies)
>started world war 1, causing the deaths of millions of europeans
>started world war 2
>genocided millions of european jews and eastern europeans
>now destroying europe by flooding it with barbarian shitskins who rape white women by the thousands
can we all, finally, unanimously agree on the fact that g*rmans are indeed the greatest threat the white man, western society and human civilization have ever faced?
>The majority of those who come to this country integrate just fine
That's complete bollocks.
There are entire towns full of non integrating people.
Immigrants who integrate are in the minority.
>want to post stonking classic mid-noughties j-pop chewn video
>youtube can only provide 144p instrumental or version with Spanish bint crooning over it
Reckon I need to be everyone's true hero and upload it myself.
There shouldn't be entire towns full of integrating people. if they were integrated they would be living in a town in a 'community', they would be living in areas with Brits.
Plebs living in Bendiorm isn't integrating. Funny how we can say that yet we can't say pakis living in Slough isn't integrating.
They don't. I'm not deluded I witness it first hand.
>thinking Abdul in the local corner shop is integrated
>you only get one life and you have wasted your best years while simultaneously ensuring the remainder of your life will be filled with suffering and grueling hardships
w e w
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 42% (-7)
Leave: 45% (+1)
(via Panelbase / 08 - 14 Jan)
IT IS HAPPENING
WE ARE AT DEFCON 1
>People who want to stay in the EU
Well respected Tory/Labour voters with a keen understanding of it and economics in general.
>People who want to leave the EU
Retards, people who listen to Nigel "I tried to resign like I promised I swear!" Farage and are literally jumping on a bandwagon based on a meme.
Why is it still socially acceptable to be a liberal in 2016 with all the shit thats going on in the world /brit/?
>We're talking about Britain
Yeah no shit, that's why we're telling you what actual people of Britain say and not the paki-humping media who try and lump pakis in with asians so they can avoid calling them pakis
>People who want to stay in the EU
that's why we're telling you what actual people of Britain say and not americans on the internet or their media or your little conspiracy theorist friends
Pakis have been asians since the 60's
Fucking square up you illiterate uncouth so help me god I will knock you the back into the 17th century you pip squeak. I'll give you such a leathering, I swear to fucking god.
Up until this month I've been getting 38Mb unlimited for £20 a month from the last time I threatened to leave. Nowhere else I can start a new contract with comes anywhere near that.
Customer service is shite but I've never had any connection issues with them.