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cara

New thread, new conversation.

BOYCOTT YANK THREADS

BRITISH THREAD WHERE

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OUR
nige

Can we talk about Yorkshire?

Leave the EU
Join NAFTA

>>53872373
how are you so unfunny?

Poleaboo is applying for warehouse jobs

>>53872379
By all means.

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Reminder

>>53872361
very good post
very relevant post

>>53872381
>become even more americanised than we already are

Nah

big issue

you buy please im no food

Smashed the interview lads

I might be working in a call centre in the local theatre by Monday

>>53872407
Great map, mate

>>53872388
t. jez

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>mum home from work

My iPhone only charges when I put a full 2 litre bottle of coke on the charger cable lmao

Used to work with a 1 litre bottle of water, but now it needs more pressure somehow

>>53872474
Did you get it from America? haha

Really hope I get that job 2bh

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>go over to any Brits house as a kid
>the only game they have for ps2 is fifa

Why?

>>53872470
absolute retard

that lad with autisem makes me not want to go to his thread

>>53872520
all you need

>mfw Scottish and staying in this thread

Prefer yanks to autismos.

>>53872538
I just reported him 2bh

>>53872538
innit

>>53872520
because we like watching the man kick the ball

also fifa is the GOAT pick up and play game tbqh

>>53872561
Fuck off you absolute bellend

>>53872585
fuck off you yank sympathiser, he is doing gods work.

>>53872586
keep it up lad
*puts on priest garb*
*blesses you*

Things the yank has done:
>made a thread
>stayed silent

Things autismo has done
>made a thread
>spammed

Pretty easy choice tbf

>>53872538
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>>53872585
FOYs

https://twitter.com/sIipkid

>>53872586
>a jock thread

First

>>53872620
made a bit early though

t. jannys bff

>>53872624
you're no better than a yank because you can't handle the ''banter''

More like "it's raining refugees"

not posting in a scotland edition lmao

Poleaboo applied to one warehouse job

Really hoping that the NU-TRAXX thing works out

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Post ur waifu

:DDDDDDDDDDD

>>53872689
I applied to shitloads of jobs and had hardly any response

My getting a job is going as well as my getting a gf

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my gf

>>53872709
Literally fuck off, sperg.

>>53872689
good luck with the polish

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>>53872666
not in britain lad

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>>53872689
Did you buy a new suit yet?

>>53872719
Looks like that bint from off the telly

Whatsername

The one from Peep Show

The capacity of LSD and some other drugs to exteriorise otherwise invisible phenomena and processes and make them the subject of scientific investigation gives these substances a unique potential as diagnostic instruments and as research tools for the exploration of the human mind. It does not seem inappropriate and exaggerated to compare their potential significance for psychiatry and psychology to that of a microscope for medicine or the telescope for astronomy

>>53872730
M'yea... :DDD
PS : wow, 666 !

>apple

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html

>A FORMER Apple worker was jailed for 12 months for causing €15,000 worth of damage to a luxury Cork flat by storing his excrement and urine in bottles, bags and boxes around the property over a three month period.

>The storage by Robert Kummer (37) of hundreds of bags of his own excrement and bottles of urine resulted in a major public health scare.

>Gardai were so concerned by what they discovered in the Fitton Street flat in Cork city centre they alerted the fire brigade.

>The smell in the flat was so noxious that brigade officials had to use breathing apparatus to conduct an examination of the interior of the property located just metres from Cork's main shopping streets

>>53872640
all me

@53872759
>half as many posters
>made later
fuck off
don't give a toss who makes the thread tbH

>>53872736
Not going to, going to get driving lessons and a CSCS card instead

>>53872714
I must have applied to around 200

>mfw even when this thread hits bump limit there'll be a new one and we won't even use that other thread then

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>>53872821

laaaaad

>>53872842
I feel like I'm the only person who actually wants a job in my area.

I only need it for six months anyway, just until I go back to uni. I'm happy with minimum wage trash even, I just need it to get money for going away to yankland in summer

how can she slap

tfw no qt Japanese bf

>>53872890
Good

will he pack it in

>>53872916
>non-white men

Sick of this absolute mong

Wish he would fuck off, I've reported him a bunch but the mods aren't doing shit

>>53872908
>just until I go back to uni
>I just need it to get money for going away to yankland in summer
Poleaboo has lost sympathy for you

Genuinely hope you die

>>53872908
Where ya headed m8?
Need a place to crash?

so much autism

fucking paki
https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/689842725118701568

>>53872946
Only Japanese men desu, pakis and nigs can fuck right off

>>53872954
If it makes you feel any better I've got £22k in savings anyway.

>>53872965
Plan is LA, LV, Texas (for doing a ranch), New York, Boston, maybe somewhere else in between

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Just filter >>53872412 and his posts won't show

autism is one hell of a drug

>>53873018
Wish I could live in that house

>>53873016
>LA
Caliqt and I can take you out to town
What scene do you want to see?
>Hollywood
>Downtown
>West side
>Burbs
You name it la

um, hello. janitor?

>>53873016
>Going West-to-East
>Vegas at the start
wew lad

just saw a plane flying high above, flightradar says it's an LHR-LAX A380

>>53872412
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>>53873101
Holywood is a shithole

>>53873121
>flightradar

Autism-friendl child's toy

>>53873101
Dunno 2bh

Haven't even booked anything yet

>>53873018
Why is Spurdo in the loft?

scotland btfo

wew

>>53873121
I've been on an A380, a Dreamliner as well

They're nowt special.

The dreamliner had cool windows though, they didn't have shutters, you could choose how much light you wanted to let through.

>>53873150
even if you're just checking to see where the plane overhead is going?

Thankyou based janny

Get rekt, autismo

>>53873164
I would love to do something like that. Do you have any idea on how much money you think it will cost?

>>53873149
Yes it is
But maybe he's into the 'glitz' and 'glamour'

>>53873164
Get on it lad
Also be prepared for $7-$10/pints

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OY VEY ITS ANOTHER HIGHLAND CLEARANCES

JANNY BLOWS THE FUCK OUT OF THE AUTISTICS

>>53873169
Would you let spurdo out of the loft?

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>>53873226
me on the left

>>53873189

only been on 737, 757, 767, 777, A320

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>>53873189
>The dreamliner had cool windows though, they didn't have shutters, you could choose how much light you wanted to let through.

>spamming this thread instead of bumping the other thread and letting it die
Fucking mongs
You're doing this all wrong

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>>53873225

lamo was just about to post that pic

>>53873213
Shitloads 2bh. Doing it with two m8s.

>>53873217
I've been to London, I know expensive pints. Actually, fuck that, I've been to Dubai and Singapore, the pints there are insane.

yanks in

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>>53873225
me sitting next to the gf

>>53873217
No self-respecting brit would go to Hollywood and think it's anything but over-expensive tat tbf

>$7-$10/pints
Of Stella as well, just because it sounds French

>>53873217
>7 quid pint
That's Londonistan tier.

>>53873254
Been on all of them as well as some smaller ones. And the A380 and Dreamliner obviously. I had to fly for my job.

The most fun ones are the tiny propeller planes 2bh.

listening to some artful dodger lads

CAN'T HOLD BACK DA GARAGE SOUND

>>53873225
>having multiple waifus

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is that lad fucking that paki escort today?

I don't care any maowaow

>>53873284
he's a bit skinny tbqh

>>53873278
I went across 7 states by train, then Fiji and Hong Kong on the way home, cost me ~£6,000

>>53873225
Fuck no. Fuck no. Maybe. Yes. Fucking lord no.

Well I tried my best but the talktalk twats weren't having it.

£32 for the next six months ;_;

>>53873324
allah wills it

>>53873283
concentration camps

>>53873278
you can't complain about the price when you're in a muslim country mate

When will England get independence from the workshy Welsh and scrounging Scots?

>>53873367
Guess they told you to talktalk to the hand haha
remember that?

Now that jock was a full blown autismo, but the rest of you have proven that you are new.

One of the founding rules on /brit/ is no yank threads between 08:00-02:00.

>>53873409
It's my beer I'll complain if I want to

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124th for fiveheads

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>>53873225
If you insist (me on the right)

>>53873421
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FOY

>>53873016

LA is crap compared to San Francisco

seriously LA is awful

>>53873367
i dont really understand this story arc as youre a neet so i assumed you lived with mumsie

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>>53873241
I would before I let Pepe out.

doctors tommorow lads to get blood taken for accutane

was told to stop the antibiotics a week before my test and i forgot all about that and just had a tablet an hour ago hahaha have i fucked it?

might have a bombay bad boy

>>53873474
We've not technically decided on whether we want LA or SF yet 2bh

The main place I really want to go to is Texas to do a ranch, and my m8 really wants to do Boston to go to a baseball game

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Horse, horse, lives in dors(et)
Dorset horse subsists on gorse
Mr Morse turns gorse to sauce
Horse for gorse resorts to force

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>>53873225

>>53873432
valid point, I withdraw my argument.

>>53873472
>>53873501
Fuck off nob who just got banned and got his mobile out

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>>53873256
What is a Moon pie anyway?

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cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2SyHGhI37Q

>>53873524
Can vouch for San Francisco too
Admittedly I only saw Hollywood and near LAX but San Fran was an actual highlight so

>>53873489

i got jannied for posting that gif on /b/ about 4 years ago

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142nd for jewish slags

>>53873298
Yeah Stella is a premium brand over there because like you said, it sounds frog.

Strongbow is a premium cider there too.

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>>53873474
>going to San Francisco
Do you suck dicks?

>>53873524
Not gonna lie, SF is pretty dope too
However, it's even more expensive than LA but if you're hear during the summer I suggest SF unless you want to go to the beach at all, SF doesn't have beaches

>>53873602

LA is full of faggots as well you utter weapon

>>53873470
Why do Japs always look wrong in suits?

>Canada is collapsing
>dollar will be half that of a USD soon

>Tfw own US stocks and property paying out rent in USD

This must be what feudal lords felt like

>>53873625
literally the entire west side of SF is flanked by beach you mong

>>53873602
Literally every other female there is a cardio bunny in joggers
Also the crab rolls are top notch

>>53873625
I live by a beach, it has no importance to me.

Alright, my beach is freezing and by the north sea, but you know.

>>53873474
Maybe he isn't a bender like you.

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>FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY
FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY
>FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY
FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY
>FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY


FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY
>FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY
FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY
>FUCK OFF YANKS FUCK OFF JANNY

FOY

Canadians are easily the worst posters

>>53873677
And the water is way too fucking cold to be bothered with dipshit

The entire west coast of the US is filled with hippies, queers and niggers, horrible place

dont know when im going to write this essay oh dear oh dear

Listening to Craig David's greatest hits
So many fucking bangers
Large ones.
Bussing a gun fingers right now my bruddaz

>>53873717
Yea look at all these Canadians here spamming shit

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asked me gf for a picture of her pussy

>>53873760
that's a funny name for an essay haha

>>53873708
San Francisco is less gay than LA

It just gets a bad rap because of the history and the neighbourhoods and the wacky people

But there are definitely more homosexuals and just a bigger homosexual 'scene' in LA than in SF, even when adjusted for size.

>>53873728
Doesn't matter you idiot. Your contention was no beaches. That is categorically false.

The water isn't even that cold. It's tepid.

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doing a think

>>53873524
You have got to go to the bumfuck yokel states to do this lad.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-went-out-with-british-dudes-who-tour-america-in-search-of-sex

>>53873476
Bit of an odd situation really but I live alone in the family home. Everyone else moved out.

>>53873658
Don't agree lad the salaryman look is pretty ubiquitous.

>>53873524
>The main place I really want to go to is Texas to do a ranch

Are you talking like the Bunny ranch, that brothel?

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so brave x
stay strong bby x
sending hugs xx

>>53873782
You maple niggers spam complete dross on our thread everyday

>>53873826
>>53873874
No, like a place where I can go and spend a few days eating beans and riding horses and shit. Western style stuff. I know it's a cliche but I really like it.

>>53873676
Would a leaf holiday be cheap since weedman is ruining your economy?

>>53873838
>everyone couldn't stand him so they fucked off and left him
Kek
What happened to your parents? Are they still alive?

>>53873909
Seems like that's pretty much just a meme

>>53873909
>''our''

fuck off you pleb

>>53873717
No, yanks a the worst posters by a significant difference, so I suppose Canadians really are the worst.

>>53873838
how utterly bizarre, thats one of the oddest things youve come up with To Date

oh well lucky divil i suppose

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fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

has anyone ever been as triggered by one thread than west midlands
>>53874021
STAND FOR PARLIAMENT!

>>53873895
These people are the absolute worst.

>he's not currently being shagged up the arse
Top fucking kek
What are you silly fucks even doing with your '''''lives'''''

>brits are actually the worst posters in /brit/

prove me wrong

>>53873944
>>53874013
Mum and stepdad are in yankton for a military posting, sister's at uni.

>>53873938
The british pound is way higher so probably
Better than any other time I imagine
Could probably travel aroun really easy with just a few thousand

pretty pretty pretty preeeeeeetty pretty pretty, pretty good, pretty good.

>>53874093
its canadians and icelanders

>Working class jobs being stripped left right and centre
>#WelcomeMigrants

>>53874093
Everyone knows Australians are superior

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>>53874045
Fuck this is some cringepasta right here

Getting dark out, should probably get out of bed haha

>>53874116
What is a "working class job" exactly

>>53874100
>stepdad
Fuck off degenerate

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>used to fuck this slag when she was a schoolgirl

>got two kids now

dodged that bullet lads aha

>>53874116
>blaming immigrants for everything
Hi, Nigel

>>53874100
ah yes forgot you were half-american makes sense now

besides that post insinuated theyd moved out permanently

>>53874101
I may travel to your land and bait the commoners with shiny pennies.

>>53874169

>denial

fuck off rasheed

>tfw NEET
>tfw not even looking for a job
waheeey

>>53874116
That's why Labour voting working class are a mystery.

Gorsey horsey knocks on Morsey
Door is open, horse feels naughty
Horse intrudes on Mr Morse
Lying nude and swathed in sauce

>>53874168

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SczRdBtopi

>>53874157
>he doesn't come from a broken home
weak pussyhole cunt

>>53874175
Well they're away for several years so it's more than just a jaunt.

>>53874168
what did her bum smell like?
cherries?

Browsing reddit

>I want a government that represents people like myself! I'm sick of how all politicians are the same! They represent no one

>votes labour

>>53874225
Yeah better they vote for neo-liberal thatcherite parties like UKIP

>>53874261

im not a yank so I didnt lick her arse

her vagoo was a lovely pink innie when I got it, probably a nasty roasty now

>>53874087
maybe tonight desu

>>53874240
bit jealous tbf you wont have anyone giving you grief

when im finished university itll be dark days i warrant

>>53874347
>tfw dark days coming to an end
hooray

Why are we posting in a Y*nk thread

LITERALLY licking my girlfriends clit right now

Might start runtposting on reddit

Very large, ripe bunda here:

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1453302722099.jpg

LITERALLY licking my boyfriends arse right now

>>53874366
why have you got a job or summat

>>53874413
poos out of there you know

>>53874413
Not very firm desu

"Where is gorse?" Our Horse enquires
"Gorse is sauced," old morse repliers
Horse can't take it, vision reddens
One hoof to face, and morsey deadens

>>53874437
Unless I fuck it up spectacularly, yes.

How did you find /Brit/ lads?

>2 years ago or so
>browsed 4chan for 2 years, mainly /pol/, /v/, /b/ and / r9k/
>hmm I might see what /int/ like, it might be fun talking to foreigners
>/int/ turns out to be the best board I've ever seen, basically /pol/ without the Nazis
>check out /Brit/ for the first time, scroll through and leave because I had no idea what yous were talking about, too many inside jokes
>ignore /Brit/ for a year
>see /Brit/ was having a meet up in Newcastle (?) I think, stayed in the thread and had plenty of laffs
>literally only browse /Brit/ and /r9k/ these days

Told the gf that if she keeps up with her whinging I'll be withholding my dick tonight

I'm lieing though will be shagging her regardless but hopefully it will shut her up

>>53874456
Migrant from /sp/ here

>>53874456
shut up insect

>>53874456
Heard everyone from /sp/ moved here

>>53874456
I was here already before /brit/ congealed into a perma-general

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>there are actual people posting in this thread
>the content being posted has actually been produced by actual human beings

>>53874413
haha look at those two buns haha what a pair of bobby dazzlers

>>53874456
when /brit/pol/ got nuked

Determined to find a giant nose costume lads. Preferably with the legs coming out of the nostrils.

I need this because reasons.

>>53874456
Someone posted a greentext story from /Brit/ on /r/4chan last week and I was lmaoing at it. Decided to check it out and I've been enjoying it ever since. Even taken a few screencaps of posts myself and posted them on /r/4chan and got some decent karma from them.

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> /sp/ immigrants
> /pol/ immigrants
> /r9k/ immigrants

>>53874455
well done

i have no work experience or indeed anything on my cv so im going to be unemployable

>>53874523
Horrifying, isn't it?

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>>53874456
/britpol/ post-election migrant here

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New profile pic

>>53874523
> there is an actual human bean sitting in your chair right now, reading this very post in a chinese accent

>>53874597
vocaroo

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>>53874555
im a /tv/ and /vg/ immigrant

Horse has pause for mr morse
Did really he deserve such force?
But horse cannot subvert the course
Of fate, so leaves with no remorse

>>53874597
HOLD IT HOLD IT SHUT UP HOLD IT

>>53874589
>don't forget, you're hime forever

>>53874615
runt

>>53874456
Been here since it started on and off 2bh

I was the one who organised the Newcastle meet up.

Some more big doughy bundas here:

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1453307637897.jpg

>>53874456
6 months ago dormers seen one of my banterous reddit posts and sent me a pm telling me about /brit/ suggesting I come check it out

>>53874649
want them to sit my face

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who here had sex today?

rate my last name lads (Kennedy)

>>53874705
How big was he?

>>53874456
>Browse /a/ mainly
>Decide I want to learn Japanese
>Go to the DJT and from there to /int/
>Use the language guide and stuff
>End up browsing around /int/
>Find /brit/
>Realise /a/ is shit and now only really browse /brit/, /britfeel/ and the Japanese Threads

>>53874705
You the lad who had sex with that paki escort?

want a pretty girl to beat me up but all the pretty ones are too weak and all the strong ones are too ugly

what a state to be in

>>53874456
>start browsing /int/
>only post in and make bait threads
>stumble across /brit/

>>53874499
Did the great /sp/ migration take place when the Janny on /sp/ was being a dick?

t. Never browsed /sp/

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Rate my bunda

>>53874594
Brendan Fraser's really changed

>>53874705
right here
waste of an hour 2bh
could have been on brit instead

450ug LSD straight up the shitter

see you at 6am lads

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>called in sick to work
>not actually very sick at all

>>53874757
no.
missed this, was it last night?

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Here's another for you, boys

>>53874861
Nah it was scheduled for today. Said he was skipping uni to meet her but we haven't heard back yet.

might give myself a cheeky bit of non lethal cancer so I can stay at home all day desu

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Cant wrap my head around this lads, what am I supposed to be seeing here?

How many posts in /int/ before the thread stops bumping?

>>53874901
310 for some reason

>>53874890
what you think is the mans left arse cheek is actually a bald mans head

>>53874456
from /britfeel/ 2bh

didnt even know /int/ was a board before that

>>53874890
A hairy, bald, shirtless man.

>>53874880
why would anyone pay to have sex with a paki?
there are plenty of dirty slags out there offering it up for free

Did you lads see that 37 page screenplay that lad on /r9k/ unironically wrote about losing his virginity to a trap?

>>53874890
A bald man laying on his stomach, propped up on his arm kissing his baby.

Ellie on Pointless has a very irritating voice desu. Sounds like a nutter.

>>53874942
>>53874966
>>53874932
Thanks lads.

>>53874956
nah link it

>>53874947
To be fair she did have a ridiculously tiny waist, big full chebs and a flat tummy.

>the cover art of the Virgin Killer - Scorpions

l-lewd

See you later, /brit/.
Don't bother waiting up for me. I've got a key as well, so don't worry about leaving the door unlocked.

Dorset horse's conscience wilts
To church he canters, wracked by guilt
Kindly priest sits down and listens
To poor old horsey's frank admissions

>>53875031
delete this

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FASHION MONSTAAAAAAAA

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>-7.9 iridium flare
>at 6 in the morning

>>53875013
very good, more

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>>53875031
Do you expect me to google it or something lad? Because I'm not going to. This is an imageboard; if you want to discuss an image then you better get off your arse and show me the image.

>>53875085
Follow me on Instagram ;)

Drunkenness is temporary suicide

>>53875064
good poste

>>53875101
don't want to get arrested desu

>>53875064
goode post

BLOODY SCOUSERS EVERYWHERE

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>>53874456

Migrant from /sp/ ofc

>>53875150
>>53875131
thanke lade

drugs drugs drugs drugs druGS GGGUUUUAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAAH EEEEEEEE

>>53875111
no prob hun x

>>53875178
great post

Scrolled too far on my tumblr dashboard and the tab crashed :(

"I'm ruined, father, I'll tell you true,
I've not the foggiest what to do
I betrayed the Lord and smote old Morse
Such petty vengeance for rotten old gorse"

>>53874999
http://m.imgur.com/a/fpfty
I can't believe he was autistic enough to write it

>tfw banned for 3 days on my home connection

Probably gonna be dead by 30 2bqhwyl

How do I get (You)s on this board?

>>53874798
The mods/janitors were being dicks for years but it got worse in the last 2 years. Lots of people moved. It was a gradual change, I'd say.

I was walking passed late last night and heard crazy shouting in a house on Pouladuff road. So me and a friend looked in the window to see is everyone ok. The bedroom was covered in blood, walls, floor, bed and even curtains. We shouted in to see is everyone ok. A man arrived at the window clearly on drugs and in a state of shock. We asked is everyone ok. He replied "yes everything is fine". So we said there is blood everywhere someone must be hurt can we check to make sure no one is hurt. He said yes and opened the door. When we went in it was like a scene from CS.I. blood all over the walls, floors, couches and a man and a woman naked covered in blood shouting and screaming badly hurt and clearly in a state of dementia. The man was smashing the house up blood was everywhere. The house was destroyed. There was a man on the floor in cardiac arrest with major breathing problems and the man who let us in sitting on the chair in shock. In shock me and my friend took control of the room. My friend started helping the man in cardiac arrest on the floor. I had to control the room to let my friend help the man on the floor in safety. It was surreal.. a naked man and woman dancing naked on the chairs as a man was having cardiac arrest on the floor. I was the man who left the guards and paramedics into the house. It was surreal.. Myself my friend, gardai and paramedics were all in shock. I have huge respect for the Gardai and Paramedics who were on the scene. I made a statement with the gardai last night and will be doing so again today. What ever drugs those people were on last night in Pouladuff road was scary. They didnt even know they were covered in blood and badly hurt, they didnt even know there was a man dying on the floor. I havnt slept a wink all night, im still in shock to be honest.

>>53875234
nice slag

>>53875231

Why?

>>53875200
bade post

>>53874984
she sounds like her family own a castle

For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increases knowledge increases sorrow.