>you will never have a norwegian gf
>Shove my Asian
ASIAN BETA MANLET
>u'll never have a psycho finn gf who practices domestic violence
>you will never have an athletic finn gf who makes you rub her feet after she comes back from the gym
Please post a real norwegian hottie next time
That's mostly just fat though. I've never been to gym and I'd prolly beat her at arm wrestling or something.
Women aren't supposed to be strong, it's not natural for them. They're supposed to petite or slightly chubby like this one >>53844125
>not being attracted to this
Having a muscular gf would be amazing
>MUSCLES ARE NOT FEMININE
Who cares if it's feminine, man? It's still a woman, some guys like women who don''t have arms like twigs, nothing wrong with a strong woman.
Penis is a whole other story, that's just a man in disguise.
Girls like that a so pretty that I don't even feel that attracted to them. I see them more like something akin to a beautiful nature scene or a work of art. I don't feel sexual towards girls that are so pretty I know I'd never, ever be able to fuck them. /autism
I prefer Kiira and she is christian m8.
Thanks you based FINLAND we all know your are the best nordic country.
I know that feel bruh
You do realize straight men like women due to the fact they are FEMININE?
Penises, muscles and stuff like that don't disable the possibility to be attracted to a woman as a straight man if she's otherwise feminine enough, but it certainly isn't a plus.
>You do realize straight men like women due to the fact they are FEMININE?
Not in all cases, I prefer it when a woman is more masculine, in terms of her nature and mannerisms, I just don't like femininity in women, it may sound gay to you but the whole flamboyancy and "looking pretty" crap just disinterests me, I love it when women know what they want and they don't beat around the bush, hence why I prefer a more masculine woman, plus she's more likely to share similar interests to me.
I see your point, femininity is important for you in a woman, but that's just not what I'm into.
I don't think you fully understand what feminine means.
To put it simple, being feminine is being submissive and empathetic, being masculine is being dominant and well, less empathetic. It has nothing to do with flamboyancy. You probably meant you like girls that are less outgoing and extroverted, and more similar to you.
>tfw no finnish gf to give me a bj in the sauna
>tfw no finnish gf to cuddle up with by the fireplace while it snows outside
>tfw no slanty-eyed, wide-jawed, memespouting, energy-drink chugging finnish gf to draw rare spurdo spärde in MS paint with
end my life
>I don't think you fully understand what feminine means.
I do, I prefer a woman who is less submissive and more dominant and strong-willed in life, but many feminine women are also flamboyant, for example, a woman who acts very loud and gossips a lot is far less attractive to me than one who has a more reserved and stern persona.
>You probably meant you like girls that are less outgoing and extroverted, and more similar to you.
More or less, yes. An introverted yet dominant girl, which I imagine is quite hard to find, I'm basically screwed in what I'm attracted to.
>your entire life will pass by without ever having touched a norwegian girls butt
>not walking with her with a AK on your waist to protect her
cuck to be honest
I'm also from POA and no, we are neither the most developed city of brazil and nordic girls don't get raped walking at night here, I have a swedish friend of my who spent some time here and it was fine, most people thought she was from here because they can't tell apart nordics from the local germans.
>you will never even have a scandinavian friend
Ive noticed this as well its really odd, in every group photo Norway always looks more brunette. I figured Swedes and Norwegians were the exact same genetic people but apparently not
>nordic girls don't get raped walking at night here
This is bullshit. Even i got raped.
>most people thought she was from here because they can't tell apart nordics from the local germans.
Brazilians think anybody with blue eyes is Nordic.
A typical day in Norway. Yes, we do break out in song every hour.
>mfw already have back in 2013 during my erasmus year
Why are all the Scandanavian porn old from the 90s?
What are some keywords I should use to find newer vids?
>Mfw Barbarian crave my cock because of the reason that I'm Centurio
>Mfw Nordcucks can't handle Mediterranean Ubermensch
>find a qt finn online
>send her a message
IIIIII'VVVVVVEEEEE BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBB
i think im tall, 188cm
>be good looking
>have social status
>plus if southern euro look
i have italian~portuguese heritage so yea, really dark har and brownish eyes
>minus if nigger, asian or arab
im pale as fuck
Can i get a scandinavian gurl with those things?
I like light skin and eyes, but qt scand girls 5-7/10 for me. Slav qts better
Scands has white skin, eyes, hair. Enough to be qt