>you will never have a norwegian gf

>>53843297
I already do.

>white girls
Nah son, I don't want her cheating on me with a negro. I'll stick to asian/latinas, f a m

The past saturday i rape a norwegian :))) :)

Can I rape a white girl too.
Shove my Asian penis in her milky crotch

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>>53843909
>Shove my Asian

ASIAN BETA MANLET
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>u'll never have a psycho finn gf who practices domestic violence

>>53843297
she's not a real norwegian. Some 2'nd generation swede or finn or something like that

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>>53844125
>you will never have an athletic finn gf who makes you rub her feet after she comes back from the gym

>>53843398
>dating a latina
Why would you subject yourself to this?

>>53843297
Gods be praised for that

I had a Polish gf. Does that count?

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>>53843297
Please post a real norwegian hottie next time

>>53843297
Too attractive, walking with her in the streets of Brazil would be complicated.

>>53843297
I thought Nordic women were meant to be quite broad with natural strength, combination of looks and strength, but she looks like a stiff breeze will knock her over.

>>53845382
Yeah she probably suffers from Anorexia nervosa

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>>53845382
Not all girls are the same

>>53843807
oh yeah? tell us the story.

>>53845288

You just need to leave your ghetto

>>53843297
;'(((((((((((((((((

>>53844627
that blonde one is cute

>>53845765
So the solution is to leave Brazil altogether, Brazil is one big ghetto.

>>53845538
That's mostly just fat though. I've never been to gym and I'd prolly beat her at arm wrestling or something.

Women aren't supposed to be strong, it's not natural for them. They're supposed to petite or slightly chubby like this one >>53844125

>>53845538
Would impregnate

>>53845885

I know anon, it must be hard living in a ghetto, I understand

>>53845288
>walking with her in the streets of Brazil would be complicated.

What's going to happen?

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>>53845845
She is my favourite

>>53845962

Literally I would be cucked because I'm ugly and there are many normalfags here

>>53845962
Whistling, stares, slaps in the butt.

>>53845961
I'm from Porto Alegre, most developed city of Brazil. And i guarantee a Norwegian girl would get raped at night here.

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>>53845930
>not being attracted to this

Having a muscular gf would be amazing

>>53846138

Your city is full of gays, the girls walk naked. You will be fine

>>53846147
Just like having gf with penis amirite

MUSCLES ARE NOT FEMININE GOD DAMN IT

IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>53843297

Mine is slovakian. I'm happy with my little slav.

>>53846004
>>53846089
sounds scary to me.

>>53846138
>And i guarantee a Norwegian girl would get raped at night here.

hue hue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkYomdjLkAk

>>53845962

Just imagine an ugly fat guy with a girl like this in Brazilian beaches, I would be cucked 1382749 times. Too many normies

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>>53843297
I prefer Finland.

>>53843297

I have a norwegian gf.

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>>53846332
Eesti > Finland desu

>>53846178
>you will never bury your face in that butt
jdimsa

>>53843297
Who is she? What's her name?

>>53846241
>MUSCLES ARE NOT FEMININE

Who cares if it's feminine, man? It's still a woman, some guys like women who don''t have arms like twigs, nothing wrong with a strong woman.

Penis is a whole other story, that's just a man in disguise.

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Why are Danish girls so much friendlier than Swedish girls?

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>>53843297

Girls like that a so pretty that I don't even feel that attracted to them. I see them more like something akin to a beautiful nature scene or a work of art. I don't feel sexual towards girls that are so pretty I know I'd never, ever be able to fuck them. /autism

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>>53846396
I prefer Kiira and she is christian m8.
Thanks you based FINLAND we all know your are the best nordic country.

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>>53846521
I know that feel bruh

>>53846448
You do realize straight men like women due to the fact they are FEMININE?

Penises, muscles and stuff like that don't disable the possibility to be attracted to a woman as a straight man if she's otherwise feminine enough, but it certainly isn't a plus.

It's ok, I'll get a canadian one

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>>53843297
>bl*ndes
disgusting

>>53846688

Te enxerga pardo, não pega nem uma daqui imagina uma feminista de primeiro mundo

>>53846644
>You do realize straight men like women due to the fact they are FEMININE?

Not in all cases, I prefer it when a woman is more masculine, in terms of her nature and mannerisms, I just don't like femininity in women, it may sound gay to you but the whole flamboyancy and "looking pretty" crap just disinterests me, I love it when women know what they want and they don't beat around the bush, hence why I prefer a more masculine woman, plus she's more likely to share similar interests to me.

I see your point, femininity is important for you in a woman, but that's just not what I'm into.

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>>53846874
Eu quero uma caipirinha loirinha do Sul.

>>53846970
I don't think you fully understand what feminine means.

To put it simple, being feminine is being submissive and empathetic, being masculine is being dominant and well, less empathetic. It has nothing to do with flamboyancy. You probably meant you like girls that are less outgoing and extroverted, and more similar to you.

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>>53843297
thank god

>>53847382
That's hot teebeeheitch

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>tfw no finnish gf to give me a bj in the sauna
>tfw no finnish gf to cuddle up with by the fireplace while it snows outside
>tfw no slanty-eyed, wide-jawed, memespouting, energy-drink chugging finnish gf to draw rare spurdo spärde in MS paint with

end my life

>>53846396
t. kääbik

>>53847345
>I don't think you fully understand what feminine means.

I do, I prefer a woman who is less submissive and more dominant and strong-willed in life, but many feminine women are also flamboyant, for example, a woman who acts very loud and gossips a lot is far less attractive to me than one who has a more reserved and stern persona.

>You probably meant you like girls that are less outgoing and extroverted, and more similar to you.

More or less, yes. An introverted yet dominant girl, which I imagine is quite hard to find, I'm basically screwed in what I'm attracted to.

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My qt3.14 egyptian gf

>>53847856
>protein sheik.jpg

>>53847954
>>>/fit/

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>your entire life will pass by without ever having touched a norwegian girls butt

>>53847856
She looks weak anon, this is what it's all about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAMdaBiYKQ

POST MORE NORDIC QT'S YOU FUCKING JODYS.

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>>53845288
>not walking with her with a AK on your waist to protect her
cuck to be honest

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>>53849109
OK

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>>53849109
OSLO QT'S COMING YOUR WAY

>>53843398
Latinas are more likely to date black guys than white girls are

>>53847515
this sounds super cozy honestly

>>53845382
Your the only one who thinks this.

>>53849405
>>53849271
OOHRAH DEVIL DOGS

>>53843398
But latinas are crazy.

>>53849451
No

>>53843297

Thats fine because I want an italian or spanish gf not a coal burning bleached slut

>>53846521
Darwinism works for everyone in the end.

>>53849451
Not true.
Just out of experience, but I see much more white girls with blacks.
Some latinas do go for blacks, but they tend to go for white or stick with latinos.

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>>53843972
>12

>>53843297
>you will never have a gf

She looks more swedish that norwegian. Im my experience i found Norwegians are darker haired and sometimes even have brown eyes.

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>>53853476

Nothing special about them. Also impossible to meet a Norwegian girl here

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>>53843297
i'll pass

>>53853638
>Get offended at people respecting the customs of the house they visit
You probably wear your shoes indoor when visiting someone too

>tfw no attractive gf from anywhere
>tfw doomed to average ones

>>53853745
>visiting a mosque in the first place

>>53846361
Do Swedes and Norgs interbreed a lot?

Why does Norway have more brunettes? Are they the indigenous people or what?

>>53853963
I suppose so. And there's plenty of swedes moving to norway and raise their children here too. I presume it's similar the other way

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>tfw finnish gf

>>53854087

Norway is like the ugly brown youngest brother of the trio

>>53854954
Yeah but why. After all, they're like the same people. With Brits, it's simply that they are predominantly Celtic with some Germanic. What's it worth Norgs

>>53843297
I can't even get a gf, much less a norwegian one.

>>53843398
>the memes claim another victim

>>53846138
I'm also from POA and no, we are neither the most developed city of brazil and nordic girls don't get raped walking at night here, I have a swedish friend of my who spent some time here and it was fine, most people thought she was from here because they can't tell apart nordics from the local germans.

>>53849405

God damn it Norway, why did you let that filth and pollution into your beautiful country?

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>you will never even have a scandinavian friend

>>53849405
I'd fuck every single one of them given the chance. Every. Single. One.

>>53843297
>>53844125
>>53845538
>>53846178
>>53846396
>>53846561
>>53847217
>>53849271
>>53849405
>>53853638
Which countries are best for raping women?

Germany or Sweden?

>>53854087
Ive noticed this as well its really odd, in every group photo Norway always looks more brunette. I figured Swedes and Norwegians were the exact same genetic people but apparently not

>>53855582
>nordic girls don't get raped walking at night here

This is bullshit. Even i got raped.

>most people thought she was from here because they can't tell apart nordics from the local germans.

Brazilians think anybody with blue eyes is Nordic.

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A typical day in Norway. Yes, we do break out in song every hour.

>>53856299
Looks like some polish-slavic festival or some shit.

>>53843297
Was day dreaming about having one the other day desu. She could teach me her language and take me to her country to meet her family

>>53843297
Are you challenging me?

of the entire world had a nordic qt we would have world peace

>>53849405
Norange.

>>53844125
Teen poo talon ja se haise niin paha kuin

>>53847515
I once snapchatted this girl called satu from espoo. I was an autistic little shit at the time so didn't get nudes, but what i wouldn't do to go back and do it again.

>>53848779
Goin there i sommer, venn
>lesmugfrog

>>53853963
I know some mixed people. It's not unusual to hear somebody being 25% norweigan for example.

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>>53843297

I probably will though. I''ll give it 4 more years (until I'm 26) before I give up (1+1)bh

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>mfw already have back in 2013 during my erasmus year

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Why are all the Scandanavian porn old from the 90s?

What are some keywords I should use to find newer vids?

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>Mfw Barbarian crave my cock because of the reason that I'm Centurio
>Mfw Nordcucks can't handle Mediterranean Ubermensch

>>53843807
Skjonner ikke hvorfor folk har så lyst til å pule oss? Jeg skjonner jo at vi er mesterrasen men herregud

>>53858877
Cuz back in ze dayz peeps needzed monaay and did sam paarrrnnn. Bar naw standars

>>53843297
>>53845538
How hard is to get a blonde girl like this? For real, what do you need? They are probably rich so i think they don't really care about money, r-right?

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>tfw no qt sami gf

>>53860744
>be tall
>be good looking
>have social status
>plus if southern euro look
>minus if nigger, asian or arab

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>find a qt finn online
>send her a message
>no reply

IIIIII'VVVVVVEEEEE BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBB

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>>53860823
>FINNS ARE WHITE
>WHITEEEEEE

>>53856299
Ringel-Reigen ftw.

>>53860845
>be tall
i think im tall, 188cm
>be good looking
check
>have social status
nope
>plus if southern euro look
i have italian~portuguese heritage so yea, really dark har and brownish eyes
>minus if nigger, asian or arab
im pale as fuck

Can i get a scandinavian gurl with those things?

>>53845467
At first I though Anorexia Nervosa is a kind of Alberto Barbosa.

>>53860987
All that bullshit. And the only thing you need is either big balls or money.

Don't be fooled into "IMUSTLOOKLIKEAGODTOGETPUSS::DDDD"
It's bullshit.

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>>53843297
I like light skin and eyes, but qt scand girls 5-7/10 for me. Slav qts better

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>tfw no northern qt gf

>>53862334
i want to put my majones in her ekte desu

>>53843297
> Sweden
Well, you are still able to enjoy your Somalian bf.

>>53862145
slavs have square faces though, pretty damn masculine

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>>53862444
Scands has white skin, eyes, hair. Enough to be qt

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>tfw no qt from the north

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>>53862419

>>53846813
Get off the proxy Merkel

>>53862444
>slavs have square faces though, pretty damn masculine
Just proves that they're masterrace compared to Scandis.

>>53849271
hun til hǿyre ser ut som en vaskeekte ayylien

>>53843297
That's a great feeling, tiː biː eJʧ