/brit/

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cara

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crayon pop

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halo

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check out my book collection lads

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Aurora

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>>53819079
JIDF detected.

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favourite K-on song right now lads?

loving this today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJGGjKlKmx8

love anime me.

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Great, great edition.

>>53819159
goat hair desu

>>53819210
Palestinian cuck detected

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rate me lads?

>>53819212
always knew mugi was the best

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>>53819197
>He fell for the Little Black Classics meme

So bored of life lads

>>53819213
>those feet

what

>>53819212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbjXnpvDsIw

>Guy at work has a 2 year old daughter
>Another lad at work keeps saying if he has a son, he's going to encourage him to shag the first guy's daughter when they're over 16
>Keeps bringing up his hypothetical son having sex with his now 2 years old daughter
top bants tbf

>>53819213
why are her feet so black

>>53819204

nah, not a fan. don't post again.

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bad posts

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heavy breathing lads

>>53819296
Quite good

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>>53819283
Fuck off footfags.

>>53819296
you quoted one too many

>>53819197
Cancer

>>53819304
remove the contrarian faggot hitchens

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>>53819278
that's good banter 2bh

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>>53819197
not as intellectual as mine 2bh

Fucking chinks speaking fucking chinkenese loudly SHUT UP

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>>53819341
M O R A L I T Y

anyone watching Deutschland 83? pretty good tbf

my heart hurts pretty bad right now, it aches

what do you reckon is the queens opinion on pakis/immigration/UKIP

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>yfw /b/ is one of the smarter boards on 4chan

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this is pretty nice as well, bit different to the usual K-on music, but shows the range of Yui and the band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H_ezGi-vMs

>started browsing /pol/
>began thinking that the Zionist government was reading my mind
>would literally argue with "the government" in my head
haha bloody hell, that's /pol/ for you

>>53819391
never met an old person who isn't racist 2bh

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>>53819213
lmfao what the fuck is wrong with her feet

>>53819438
I have and they're fucking irritating, would rather they be racist

Why do evil fuckers end up living so long? David Rockefeller is 100. Queen 90. Queen Mother was 101. Prince Phillip 94. Kissinger 92. Reagan was 94. Elites don't get the same medical treatments the rest of us do and they quite possibly aren't fully human.

>>53819420
>>53819276
>>53819212
>>>/m/
>>>/a/
>>>/trash/

In order to ban evade:
>get new IP and clear cookies

Get new IP and clear cookies:
>inline extension settings remain

Business idea for Hiroshima: when people get banned, add a unique tag to their inline extension profile which marks them as banned, thus making it marginally harder to evade bans.

Never understood why this hasn't been implemented.

>>53819391
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/570547/Queen-Ukip-Nigel-Farage-Buckingham-Palace-Elizabeth-II-Royal-family-London

>>53819406
good post tbf

>>53819304
Replace Nige with Jeremy Corbyn, Jacob with Owen Jones and Peter with Russell Brand this would be an excellent cabinet.

>>53819359
Is that anxiety book any good? Asking for a m8.

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>>53819197

great taste

Anyone else notice how yanks have invented zero gimmicks or memes in /brit/?

Literally the driest wankers on this board

>>53819464
fuck off janny

>>53819464
he only knows how to do wordfilters

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>>53819498

>>53819464
People who know how to get round the bans are people who will give steady traffic for 4chan whilst morons who shitpost and can't workout how to ban evade will ruin the site for everyone else

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lmao the 'aryan race' sure like like a bunch of ugly nerds

>that one lad in your group that always talks over people and constantly talks about himself

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>>53819372

It's a tonal language so they have to shout

>>53819359
good on u for tackling social anxiety

proud of u

>>53819502
>the only gimmick yanks have indirectly contributed to is being told to fuck off
top kek

>>53819502
and what exactly have you contributed?

>>53819547
Top shelf kek

>>53819499
didnt end up reading it

got overwhelmed by the size of the thing and muhh anxiety isnt anywhere as near as bad as it was

>>53819197
>>53819501
wew

mum complimented me on my willy this morning, it's going to be a good day.

What are your lifts

5'11" 78kg

Squat 135kg
Bench 95kg
Deadlift 185kg

>>53819530
I'd be willing to be 99% of people who ban evade also run adblockers so their browsing isn't profitable. Maybe some have 4chan whitelisted but not many, I'd wager.

>>53819556
Untold amounts of gimmicks, 3 of my gimmicks itt were posted alone and none by me.

I am this general.

From best to Worst

Canada
USA
New Zealand
UK

>>53819502
'yanks on /brit/' is just one lad from virgin-ia

>spend a month honing my phishing skills
>finally successfully acquire the gmail password of a girl
>"you need to verify it's you"
>fuck
>let's see if I can use what I have to get into her facebook
>accidentally send 2 password resets to her inbox
>try and cover my tracks by sending a facebook phishing email
>successfully acquire her facebook password and recovery email
>facebook password changed 2 hours ago
>gmail password changed 2 hours ago
>recovery email account is suspended

Phishing is a waste of time, even if the whores are stupid enough to hand you their logins, google and facebook have their backs

>>53819540
Her thighs and bum look very soft and nice to touch.

>tfw you have more baccy left than you thought you did
Feels good man, thought I only had enough for 1 measly rollie, turns out I have enough a few decent sized ones

>>53819359
Very, very impressive.

>>53819586
>kilos

Back off Brussels.

>>53819592
Yeah but irregardless hiro can still boast about his high level of traffic

>>53819586
5'10''
84kg
185/105/215

Shit tier tbqh

>>53819608
jesus, i wish. you should be here when you lads are asleep, I avoid /brit/ like the plague. yank central

>>53819586
my lifts WERE

Squat - 145 kg x 5
DL - 155 kg x 5
Bench - 90 kg x 5

but then i had surgery

now

Squat - 120 kg x 5
DL - 130 kg x 5
Bench - 80 x 5

@ 5'11, 80 kg

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>other people use 4chan, /brit/, imageboards and the internet in general for a bit of light recreation and amusement to fill time when gaps in their otherwise busy, normal, fulfilling lives crop up
>tfw your whole life is imageboards and the internet
>literally spend 12 hours every day browsing mindlessly, non-stop with nothing else going on in your life

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>>53819586
when will they learn?

>>53819625
Yeah. I bet her skin smells of peaches or coconut or something. :)

>>53819623

Retard

Just rat their machine

You're obviously new to all this

If race is a social construct why is the 100m final always all black men?

The last time a white man won a 100m olympic final was 1980, when the USA boycotted it.

>>53819540
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>53819628
fuck off poor cunt

One hour in the train left lads

Not much battery though baka, can't shitposting for too much longer

>>53819604
which ones?

Might set up some kind of home gym since I'm too autistic to go to a public gym

>>53819660
I do this aswell lad, you're not alone

t. Unironically been here since 7am this morning

yes that's right my little crops, squabble amongst yourselves

it'll be harvest time soon....

>>53819700
literally loled at this

naked rn

(:

>>53819689
if you've got room get a power rack with a pullup bar attached and you won't really need anything else

>>53819676
>I don't smoke rollies
>I fell for the pre rolled cigarette meme
Plebeian

>>53819671
Because they're used to running away from lions and the police.

>>53819359
How's that Liverpool Cultural Heroes book? Is it good or just Beatles dick sucking for 200 pages?

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are people here really sub 6 foot, it doesn't really matter how much you can lift when you are so short 2bh. maybe i am missing the joke

>>53819502
brit on vacation here

>>53819689
If it's any consolation, bar the Chad type normies who lift for a 6pack, the gym is full of artists and I say that as someone who's been to easily 30 gyms in 4 different countries in the last 2 years.

imagine if life were good

>>53819670
But that requires buying a RAT and convincing them to download the attachment

>>53819722
Can I do squats/deadlifts/etc with that

This is such an amazing run, love his cadence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFxH9G1C9ks

Michael Johnson did a documentary about the impact of genetics and the slave trade on black athleticism. I saw some ESPN commentators attacking him for it, saying black people are better at sprint events because of "hard work". Of the 106 men to break the 100m 10 second barrier, 102 are black.

>>53819767

>buying a rat

Darkcomet is free lad

You'll need a crypter though

Act like a normie - that's not me
Nah that's not me
Act like a wasteman - that's not me

>>53819754
Imagine going to bed with a smile on your face, excited for the day ahead.

>>53819768
yeah the power rack is for squats/bench/overhead press and you can use the barball on the floor for deads.

might be worth getting some padding like horse stall matts where you're gonna do deadlifts though

>>53819159
Work done to attain that body:

none

>>53819768
just body weight exercises you idiot, then join a gym when you're confident

>>53819768
Yeah it's just a big metal frame you stand in when squatting so that if you don't make the lift you don't die crushed under the weight.

>>53819737
its just on footballers m8, got it for christmas and i only read the 2 or 3 chapters on player i knew that weren't playing before i was born

>>53819772
That's makes a lot of sense desu
They probably would've killed the weak slaves, pretty sure they threw them off the ships in droves if they ever got sick. What would've been left would be prime genetics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdpUGnlU4Wk

>>53819795
>Darkcomet is free lad
I've done some research , back when you first recommended a RAT, I hear it's outdated so would likely be detected

>You'll need a crypter though
got a recommendation on a crypter or binder?

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>>53819660
Have exam tomorrow, woke up 3 hours ago and spent the last two on this shithole instead of studying.

>>53819772
the goat

just had a shower, now I'm all hot and steamy and naked and posting on /brit/

;)

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>>53819700

love this gimmick

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>>53819807
Yeah, she's 18 as well. In a few years her ripeness will be gone. Pretty amazing what nature can do.

>>53819844
Sounds pretty aight. My Dad's a huge Liverpool fan so I might get him that for his birthday

cold out

If you would allow me to pontificate slightly for a moment; I, as your supreme better, deem you as worthy pets, favourable only when you come together and rejoice in acting 'silly' and pretending as though your invalid lives are worth fighting for

On second though you are all awful in the eyes of god (peace be upon him), and I look forward to hearing your screams as you spend eternity in the lake of fire

so fucking annoying that I'm not immortal

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>>53819885
>cuts off
F

All a girl basically has to do to be hot is not be deformed, be skinny and wear make-up
They have it so easy

nice bum
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAt2vi6Tctk/

>>53819885
>Definite tiny bit of areola before it cuts off
JANNY

>>53819921
Incoming rockets should warm you up soon enough senpai.

>>53819891
>My Dad's a huge Liverpool fan
oh yeah is he yeah cool

fucKING YANKS

>>53819885

aaarrgggghhhh need to fuck

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>>53819921
Jewish weather

>>53819868

It's better than any other shit such as IM3

Shiekh crypter is good

Using an extention spoofer will up your chances

>>53819941
>that range of motion

why

https://youtu.be/PXkKbFQRHcs

O W E N
W
E
N

*inspects thread*
hmmm
Not very impressed with this thread lads

150M to 175M Africans died as result and consequences of the SubSaharan Slave Trade also known as the Arab Slave that dates back to 650AD. Islam began 20-30 years before, they did not waste time to start enslaving black Africans. Men castrated women concubines and sex slaves, outnumbered male slaves no less than 2 to 1.

NONE of the three Abrahamic Religions have done anything for black people yet we flock to them like a moth to flame.

No wonder the world thinks we are the dumbest demographic around, especially North and South Americans of African Ancestry.

>>53819993
oi m8 ill hook u in the gabber innit orite? haha just takin the piss m8 got a fag i can bum? cheers

>I didn't collect every single match attacks card when I was a kid

Lads day out to Chester zoo when?

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japan desu lads.

>>53819970
Why so salty? He's a South African expat that liked watching club football growing up, he also lived in England for a couple years in the 80s

>>>/s/

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>>53819992

>>53820064
this
/brit/ meet up at Chester Zoo - it needs to happen.

Pretty sure people with mental disabilities get in for free anyway

>>53820086
>salty
fuck off back to reddit

>>53819879
wew lad

>>53819159
how easy is it to find someone to marry so i can get British citizenship?

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Fucking christ lads I didn't realise it was this bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1sxoQ0XoKM

>>53820093
OWEN
YES

>>53820064
Would prefer going to Thorpe Park

*fog clears from the screen*
*loud dramatic bangs: BANG BANG*
*rusty voice: it wasn't always like this*
*BANG BANG: there was once a time where white man ruled*
*close up angle of Corbyn in a gown address his red parliament*
*BANG: but one man got in the way*
*wide shot of pakis jumping fences, montage of CCTV footage of white people being beaten by minorities*
*and let them come in BANG BANG* *cut to black* *music stops*
*luckily: we had 'him'* *overly dramatic music plays as camera pans from his brogues to his face*
*Nigel Farage looking over London*
"Aright lads?"
*montage of jets and explosions and Wagner playing the background and men being beheaded and fucking Rolling Stones playing and British statues being vandalised and riots and mayhem*

rate movie

Done a wall punch and now I have holes in my knuckles and a clear liquid keeps coming out of them

>>53820164
rather alton towers, less brown peopl tbqh

>>53820123
Very - you can marry me, big boy.

>>53820095
>Pretty sure people with mental disabilities get in for free anyway

Its why i thought of it. Pretty sure staring at the meerkats will soothe the autists in the thread

>>53820186
hm

>>53820114
You sound very bitter, did you have your coffee this morning? Get mugged by a Paki on the Tube?

Just got back from Jerusalem

6th time this week

>>53820143
Does people being angry make you sad?

>>53820095
That's like a 3 hour drive

>>53820188
Yeah but you get your legs chopped off

>>53820186
i'd go see it m8

>>53819933
maybe if you have shit standards

>>53820243
I'd lose my legs for a fat claim desu
Losing her legs was the best thing that ever happened to her, it's 2016, what do you needs legs for these days?

>>53820143

cannot stand kate smurthwaite

>>53820229
you reply to the wrong person or something?

I was talking about how an actual real life television program on British Television asked the audience the question 'Does Social Media Reveal Men's Hatred for Women?' as though it's already been confirmed that men hate women. pretty fucked up, that.

>>53819990
cheating

>>53820243
you can become a living legend

haha

Business idea: /brit/ Alton Towers meet

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>>53820093
>Britain has the highest level of interracial relationships

Turnbull is a good PM imo, great speaker

>>53820315
No fuck off, I don't like rides

realistically who's going to go to alton towers on their own hoping some autist is going to be there waiting for him

>>53820352
Absolute gaybod lmao

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>>53820315

can i bring my gf?

Do you like nightclubs? Being loud and drunk in the street at 3am? Kebabs too? Hmm? Ah, you do? Good, good. Very good.

*carefully adds your name to a list entitled "known species of plankton"*

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i met up with the other Hampshire lad a couple of days ago, had a coffee and exchanged some anime goods. it was very successful and enjoyable.

nuke hampshire

>>53820408

only if me and sanjeev can tag team her

>>53820448
wouldn't be surprised if you bummed eachother

>>53820203
ok iam down for that.

>>53820461
it was a bit embarrassing when i got the daki out, but he gave me £50 so i'm happy.

>>53820480
no lad.

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>Why yes, I do have schizophrenia

>>53820523
are you the niggerweeb?

>gypsies have their annual fair in my town
>me and the lads go on the small roller coaster thing they had set up
>the operator didn't close the bar around me and my mate properly
>when the ride starts picking up speed the bar flies up
>me and my mate are clinging on for dear life to this bar while we're whizzing around
>mate starts literally crying
>got out 50ps back
Good times

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>>53820548
i don't know what you mean by that, I'm not black and I'm not a weeb really.

>>53820606
>>53818740
this you?

>>53820667
nah the first one has leddit flags, second doesn't.

>>53820684

More

poleaboo has been watching beastality porn recently and has been enjoying it

still naked

I'm flopping my balls and cock around as I type this

>>53820706
It does, they don't show up in cross posts.

>>53820706
not a reddit flagger so I couldn't tell

>>53820684

>no bitching about PCSOs

Got stuck on a bus with a Scally Slag ranting about the PCSOs on her phone

>>53820729

mmmmm :))))

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The road to recovery begins now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzALcxjAVrw

>>53820761
give us a link

>>53820720
i have loads but cant find them cos i saved them all way before i started renaming pics from 4chan

>>53820761
link me that rar senpai

>>53820747
didn't realise that t.bh

>>53820761
>.rar
more like .ree you abject autist hahahahaha

>>53820761
>almost 1gb
what's in the anxiety .rar lad?

friendly reminder that if you use reddit flags you're an attention seeking pseudo tripfagging cunt and you should just kill yourself right this instant.

>>53820788
>>53820793
The one that is currently downloading:
>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a682cb57c4fd7ae0a5a2f3a765223afc0bf7a299&dn=Overcoming+Social+Anxiety%2C+Social+Phobia+-+Step+By+Step.rar&tr=udp%3A//tracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A//open.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A//tracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A//exodus.desync.com%3A6969

Another one titled "Overcoming Social Anxiety-Social Phobia" that is arond 200MB that I also plan to download:
>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:37b09231a0ac4880813d999eb175915578e26982&dn=Overcoming+Social+Anxiety-Social+Phobia&tr=udp%3A//tracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A//open.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A//tracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A//exodus.desync.com%3A6969

>>53820823
Audio books I think.

>>53820761
Sorry mate, you'll only get better if you force yourself to be in uncomfortable situations and practise.

All self help books are useless.

t. Recovering agoraphobic

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>>53820667
yes, its some good music. (sorry had a poo)

>>53820898
The books are from a (paid) course that gives you exercises and shit to do. I'm well aware that listening to audio books alone solves nothing. It's more of an outline of an action plan on what to do to help yourself.

What were your teachers like lads? My teachers were actual lads.

>my RE """teacher""" was literally one of my mates uncles, he didn't really teach us RE, he just told us anecdotes and gave us his words of wisdom. We called him by his first name.

>head of year was a banter Lord, literally walked from classroom to classroom all day bringing the bants. We were in a crowded place on a school trip and he started shouting "he's got a bomb!" and then tackled my history teacher, ripping his pants in the process.

>my 3 IT teachers all played WoW together, they promised to add me to their guild when I finished year 11 and they actually did

>my geography teacher was a fat guy who was a black belt in jujitsu, he unironically sprained a girls wrist and dislocated my head of years arm in front of everyone when he was demonstrating his moves

>my maths teacher was a pretty cool guy, his step daughter went to our school and the lads used to banter him about how fit his step daughter was.

>my history teacher looks exactly like Alan from the hangover, everyone called him Alan. He came in dressed up as Alan once when it was an own clothes day.

Fuck, I miss school. I still see some of my teachers pissed in nightclubs on the weekend haha.

>>53820952
Still useless, even seeing a therapist doesn't help that much.

You'll learn about anxiety, and how to calm down (stomach breathing) but there's no 'cure' it's literally just desensitisation and work your way up the uncomfortable ladder.

In your case you'd start off idk, ask for a coffee in a shop, maybe making a comment about the weather, and work your way up to chatting with people at a party.

Hello?

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>>53821003
Moshi Moshi?

Going to start doing acid again

good bye, unenlightened ones

>>53821049
I don't really watch anime
Only seen a few ghibli movies

>>53821002
>In your case you'd start off idk, ask for a coffee in a shop, maybe making a comment about the weather, and work your way up to chatting with people at a party.

This is the sort of things the audio books are about and tell you to do. They're not 2 hours of the same trite platitudes that everyone has heard a million times about eating your vegetables and getting a good night's sleep. They contain guided exercises (including exposure therapy) that you are to do in order to make steady progress.

Please consider reading posts thoroughly before replying to me again you fucking mong.

>>53821047
activate the janny

>>53820997
>I still see some of my teachers pissed in nightclubs on the weekend
lol I've had this happen too, apparently the geography teacher everyone liked who ended up getting married to the fit textiles teacher is mates with the paedo history teacher who's lost a fuckload of weight

want to watch anime and lots of it right now

>>53820761
Seen all that Anime, Hyouka is the top tier. Baccano is crap, FLCL and Aku no Hana are pretentious but good.

>>53821072
Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>Lain
>Gochuumon
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Shirobako
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru

>>53820997
German teacher in early secondary school was a Pole who was terrifying and used to make people cry by shouting at them. Later German teacher was a fat German woman who was also a bit scary. Physics teacher was a bit of a milf but proper strict. Music teacher was fucking weird but I liked him. PE teacher was a hench black ex army bloke. History teacher was an old woman and an absolute cunt, told my dad I'd fail my GCSEs and go nowhere in life (she was half right).

Rest weren't interesting.

>>53821072
watch k-on

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Rate me and me missus lads

>>53821132
Is there any British anime
Not a fan of this foreign stuff

>>53821122
Tried watching Hyouka TWICE but gave up both times. Fucking KyoAni is so nice on the eyes though.

Didn't even bother to watch the first episode of Baccano.

Gave up on FLCL after a few episodes (really wasn't enjoying it), very pretentious as you say.

>>53819501
Absolutely loving this. Nice one lad.

>>53821165
Watership Down

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>>53821165
no hahahaahha

>>53820997

>went to catholic school
>most of the teachers were pricks or a bit wierd
>PE teachers were sound (one of them was fucking a 6th former on the sly)

>>53821164
grim

>>53821100
lel okay m8, you do whatever you want, at the end of the day all that matters if whether you have to willpower to put yourself in those uncomfortable situations. Guided exercises are all well and good but doing them is something else.

Have fun though. Could have asked me for advice but instead you're being a cunt.

>>53820898

My anxiety is worse than ever and gets worse with age despite putting myself in uncomfortable situations. When I was in uni I did multiple presentations in front of the class. I was very social. I have travelled through asia by myself. I got panic attacks more often now. I am still too scared to make phone calls (even to people I know) and I throw up from fear before job interviews.

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>>53821165

>>53821221
The slag is pretty tidy lad, I don't know.

>>53821189
Hyouka starts slow granted, but it peaks later on in the school festival arc. Very good looking back on it senpai.

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>>53820086
>My dad is a South African
Castrate yourself.

rate my routine


Close grip bench press Warm up s of 12-15
4 working s of 12-15

Skull crush 4 s of 10-12

Single arm cable pull down 3 s of 12-15

Pull downs 3 s of 15-20

Standing Hamer curls 4 s of 10-12

Seated alternating dunbell curles 4 s of 10-12

Preacher curls 3 s of 12-15

777 3 sets

>>53821241
I used to be the same m8, at some point everything went downhill and took years before I started getting better.

How often do you put yourself in uncomfortable situations?

Do you smoke? Do you exercise?

>>53821238
>whether you have to willpower to put yourself in those uncomfortable situations
tbf the same applies to the advice you gave him, lad.

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>>53821305
>bicep day

doing a nae nae (no whip though)

>>53821329
I know, that's what I was saying, but he goes NO NO MUH GUIDED EXERCISES

Apparently "chemical castration" just means taking drugs that make you infertile/never horny. I always thought chemical castration involved putting your dick and balls in acid.

I feel isolated and cut off from the rest of society

>>53821380
very impressive

>>53821305

>pecs
>tris
>pecs
>back
>bis
>bis
>bis

0/10

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I wish YuruYuri was still on, it genuinely made me happy.

big poo coming

>>53821305
>7773 sets
corrrr

>>53821405
Go outside then

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>>53821047
>>53819885
>>53819508
ADMINISTRATIVE UNITS!
GET THEM!!!

>>53821437

any chance of a vocaroo?

>>53821442
It's cold and there's nothing to do outside

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THE FARTS DON'T STOP TILL MA CASKET DROP

>>53821471
walk to the shop.

>>53820997
We had a 6'10 big American guy who used to teach PE, basketball in particular. He got fired because he was noncing on year 9s and sending/receiving pictures.

>Ameripeados

>>53821466
never

>>53821487
Funnily enough one of the PE teachers at my school got sacked for being a nonce too.

>>53821482
Why

>>53821487
I'd do it all over again

>>53820997

>went to a Catholic school
>half the fuckers were Irish and told shitty dad jokes all day

Pretty fun desu

Going to get a job as a Bengali teacher lads. Over a grand a week, haha!

http://www.cv-library.co.uk/job/203375048/Bengali-Teacher?s=100244&utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Indeed

this film is mental they've got real eagles attacking wolves

gonna do a sleep now then wake up about 11-12ish tonight, take 4 sleeping pills and set an alarm for 10am to fix my sleeping pattern

night brit x

see u 2moz probably

>>53821599
fanny

Apparently coconut oil makes good anal lube. Can anyone confirm this?

They sell it in tesco.

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>>53821434
Well if Yuruyuri can make you happy, other things must be able to too. You need to find those things, anon!

Who went to a C of E primary school here?

Remember praying before lunch, was something like DEAR GOD, THANK YOU FOR OUR FOOD, TODAY AND EVERY DAY AMEN.

>he's got the whole wide world in his pants

>>53821582
Coming with you 2bh.

does a rimjob feel good lads?

asking for a friend x

>>53821625
fuck off proddy

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>>53821621
thank you akari, I will try my best.

>>53821582

Why the fuck are they teaching Bengali in Tower Hamlets?

>go round mates house
>mate needs to use his 13 y/o brothers PC for something
>he logs on and goes on the Internet
>"let's see what this dirty little bastards been looking at first"
>about 10 piss fetish porn videos in his history

>>53821654
only one way to find out

>>53821660
You're literally a minority in the UK, fuck off.

>>53821707
>being a minority is a bad thing
rorke

>>53821320

Well I just travelled for 6 months which was one long uncomfortable situation. I came back and I've been a hermit for the past month, went to get a haircut and it was just as terrifying as usual. I went to a recruitment agent and I was panicking and stuttering. I smoked for 4 years but quit. I lift and jog.

>there are people ITT who unironically have never tried any form of anal play because they think it is gay to explore one's own body

Hard to imagine that level of sexual insecurity.

>>53821716
Rasheed

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LIVERPOOL

>>53821625

yeah and we had pakis in the school we had to sign all the hymns and go to church for harvest festival

Fucking phone nearly gave me a heart attack.

I spoke to God when I ingested 1,200ug of LSD.

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>>53821695
CHINATSU A D O R A B L E

>>53821723
Maybe you should see your doctor and look into pills then mate.

>>53821618

I'm allergic to coconut. No joke. It's meant to be hypoallergenic but my skin goes all red and my throat closes up.

>>53821726
wish i could cum from just having my bp played with desu, I'm sure the right person could do it for me.

>>53821707
>ooga booga Proddie Jihadis start popping up
>take over government
>force out the original Christian people
>"We Englands Naw!"

>>53821779
What did he say?

>>53821818
"the game"

>>53821816
Henry the 8th desu senpai.

Only third worlders are Catholic anyway.

>>53820997
The only teachers of interest I had were my English teacher, who was a flirty milf and my RE teacher, who was an IRA sniper. Everyone else was a typical teacher, I suppose.

>>53821625

Yeah, but it stopped a couple of years after I joined. They just said we could still pray privately. We were Hindu, but some Jehovah's Witnesses or something came in after me and they weren't allowed to pray.

I am an intellectual giant; I am up there with the Sargon of Akkad's and Stefan Molyneux's of our day.

You should all be privelaged to be in my presence, especially Yanks.

>>53821843
Oh nooooooo!
*Puts head in hands*

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>>53821870
gross delete & don't post that image again

>>53821881
More like Dindu

>>53821870
>VLC

Use mpv you fucking plev

>>53821786

I'm already abusing the fuck out of valium etizolam diclazepam and a bunch of others I got online. Also an alcoholic. Too scared to see a doc so I just self medicate.

*sighs*
*glances at the "No Yanks" signs*
*shakes head*

>>53821305
terrible
>>>/fit/ and READ THE FUCKING STICKY YOU CUNT

>>53821726
Was always scared about it hurting desu. Up until recently only ever did a finger.

>>53821947
>valium etizolam diclazepam
>Also an alcoholic
>Too scared to see a doc so I just self medicate

Right, no wonder you're fucked up mate.

Go to the doctor otherwise things will get worse.

>>53821843

got so angry at this i shot my dog and took cyanide

>>53821922
me on the right

>>53821871
>RE teacher was a blonde milf but you could tell she was frigid
>On a summer holiday one year, she comes to the same resort
>Got to see her in a bikini for 4 days
I knew at the time it was gonna take something truly special to replace the bitchy art teacher who leant too far forward in a loose-fitting blouse in my wank bank but that did it

>>53821726
>I'm so straight I can suck dick and get fucked in the ass

anyone get extremely attracted to average looking women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTMKoYq41vw

>On my fourth book this year

How much have you read so far?

rate my routine

25 minutes on an exercise bike a day on the second highest tension setting at 90rpm

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>>53821903
ok sorry lad.
>>53821944
its not vlc

>>53822024
>ass

Fuck off yank

>>53822032
Four books so far, but not particularly long ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ

tune

gf's on the blob so might go have a cheeky waw (wank at work)