favourite K-on song right now lads?
loving this today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJGGjKlKmx8
love anime me.
>Guy at work has a 2 year old daughter
>Another lad at work keeps saying if he has a son, he's going to encourage him to shag the first guy's daughter when they're over 16
>Keeps bringing up his hypothetical son having sex with his now 2 years old daughter
top bants tbf
this is pretty nice as well, bit different to the usual K-on music, but shows the range of Yui and the band.
Why do evil fuckers end up living so long? David Rockefeller is 100. Queen 90. Queen Mother was 101. Prince Phillip 94. Kissinger 92. Reagan was 94. Elites don't get the same medical treatments the rest of us do and they quite possibly aren't fully human.
In order to ban evade:
>get new IP and clear cookies
Get new IP and clear cookies:
>inline extension settings remain
Business idea for Hiroshima: when people get banned, add a unique tag to their inline extension profile which marks them as banned, thus making it marginally harder to evade bans.
Never understood why this hasn't been implemented.
People who know how to get round the bans are people who will give steady traffic for 4chan whilst morons who shitpost and can't workout how to ban evade will ruin the site for everyone else
lmao the 'aryan race' sure like like a bunch of ugly nerds
>spend a month honing my phishing skills
>finally successfully acquire the gmail password of a girl
>"you need to verify it's you"
>let's see if I can use what I have to get into her facebook
>accidentally send 2 password resets to her inbox
>try and cover my tracks by sending a facebook phishing email
>successfully acquire her facebook password and recovery email
>facebook password changed 2 hours ago
>gmail password changed 2 hours ago
>recovery email account is suspended
Phishing is a waste of time, even if the whores are stupid enough to hand you their logins, google and facebook have their backs
>other people use 4chan, /brit/, imageboards and the internet in general for a bit of light recreation and amusement to fill time when gaps in their otherwise busy, normal, fulfilling lives crop up
>tfw your whole life is imageboards and the internet
>literally spend 12 hours every day browsing mindlessly, non-stop with nothing else going on in your life
are people here really sub 6 foot, it doesn't really matter how much you can lift when you are so short 2bh. maybe i am missing the joke
If it's any consolation, bar the Chad type normies who lift for a 6pack, the gym is full of artists and I say that as someone who's been to easily 30 gyms in 4 different countries in the last 2 years.
This is such an amazing run, love his cadence
Michael Johnson did a documentary about the impact of genetics and the slave trade on black athleticism. I saw some ESPN commentators attacking him for it, saying black people are better at sprint events because of "hard work". Of the 106 men to break the 100m 10 second barrier, 102 are black.
yeah the power rack is for squats/bench/overhead press and you can use the barball on the floor for deads.
might be worth getting some padding like horse stall matts where you're gonna do deadlifts though
That's makes a lot of sense desu
They probably would've killed the weak slaves, pretty sure they threw them off the ships in droves if they ever got sick. What would've been left would be prime genetics.
>Darkcomet is free lad
I've done some research , back when you first recommended a RAT, I hear it's outdated so would likely be detected
>You'll need a crypter though
got a recommendation on a crypter or binder?
Have exam tomorrow, woke up 3 hours ago and spent the last two on this shithole instead of studying.
Yeah, she's 18 as well. In a few years her ripeness will be gone. Pretty amazing what nature can do.
If you would allow me to pontificate slightly for a moment; I, as your supreme better, deem you as worthy pets, favourable only when you come together and rejoice in acting 'silly' and pretending as though your invalid lives are worth fighting for
On second though you are all awful in the eyes of god (peace be upon him), and I look forward to hearing your screams as you spend eternity in the lake of fire
150M to 175M Africans died as result and consequences of the SubSaharan Slave Trade also known as the Arab Slave that dates back to 650AD. Islam began 20-30 years before, they did not waste time to start enslaving black Africans. Men castrated women concubines and sex slaves, outnumbered male slaves no less than 2 to 1.
NONE of the three Abrahamic Religions have done anything for black people yet we flock to them like a moth to flame.
No wonder the world thinks we are the dumbest demographic around, especially North and South Americans of African Ancestry.
Fucking christ lads I didn't realise it was this bad
*fog clears from the screen*
*loud dramatic bangs: BANG BANG*
*rusty voice: it wasn't always like this*
*BANG BANG: there was once a time where white man ruled*
*close up angle of Corbyn in a gown address his red parliament*
*BANG: but one man got in the way*
*wide shot of pakis jumping fences, montage of CCTV footage of white people being beaten by minorities*
*and let them come in BANG BANG* *cut to black* *music stops*
*luckily: we had 'him'* *overly dramatic music plays as camera pans from his brogues to his face*
*Nigel Farage looking over London*
*montage of jets and explosions and Wagner playing the background and men being beheaded and fucking Rolling Stones playing and British statues being vandalised and riots and mayhem*
you reply to the wrong person or something?
I was talking about how an actual real life television program on British Television asked the audience the question 'Does Social Media Reveal Men's Hatred for Women?' as though it's already been confirmed that men hate women. pretty fucked up, that.
>Britain has the highest level of interracial relationships
Do you like nightclubs? Being loud and drunk in the street at 3am? Kebabs too? Hmm? Ah, you do? Good, good. Very good.
*carefully adds your name to a list entitled "known species of plankton"*
i met up with the other Hampshire lad a couple of days ago, had a coffee and exchanged some anime goods. it was very successful and enjoyable.
>gypsies have their annual fair in my town
>me and the lads go on the small roller coaster thing they had set up
>the operator didn't close the bar around me and my mate properly
>when the ride starts picking up speed the bar flies up
>me and my mate are clinging on for dear life to this bar while we're whizzing around
>mate starts literally crying
>got out 50ps back
i don't know what you mean by that, I'm not black and I'm not a weeb really.
The road to recovery begins now.
The one that is currently downloading:
Another one titled "Overcoming Social Anxiety-Social Phobia" that is arond 200MB that I also plan to download:
Audio books I think.
yes, its some good music. (sorry had a poo)
The books are from a (paid) course that gives you exercises and shit to do. I'm well aware that listening to audio books alone solves nothing. It's more of an outline of an action plan on what to do to help yourself.
What were your teachers like lads? My teachers were actual lads.
>my RE """teacher""" was literally one of my mates uncles, he didn't really teach us RE, he just told us anecdotes and gave us his words of wisdom. We called him by his first name.
>head of year was a banter Lord, literally walked from classroom to classroom all day bringing the bants. We were in a crowded place on a school trip and he started shouting "he's got a bomb!" and then tackled my history teacher, ripping his pants in the process.
>my 3 IT teachers all played WoW together, they promised to add me to their guild when I finished year 11 and they actually did
>my geography teacher was a fat guy who was a black belt in jujitsu, he unironically sprained a girls wrist and dislocated my head of years arm in front of everyone when he was demonstrating his moves
>my maths teacher was a pretty cool guy, his step daughter went to our school and the lads used to banter him about how fit his step daughter was.
>my history teacher looks exactly like Alan from the hangover, everyone called him Alan. He came in dressed up as Alan once when it was an own clothes day.
Fuck, I miss school. I still see some of my teachers pissed in nightclubs on the weekend haha.
Still useless, even seeing a therapist doesn't help that much.
You'll learn about anxiety, and how to calm down (stomach breathing) but there's no 'cure' it's literally just desensitisation and work your way up the uncomfortable ladder.
In your case you'd start off idk, ask for a coffee in a shop, maybe making a comment about the weather, and work your way up to chatting with people at a party.
>In your case you'd start off idk, ask for a coffee in a shop, maybe making a comment about the weather, and work your way up to chatting with people at a party.
This is the sort of things the audio books are about and tell you to do. They're not 2 hours of the same trite platitudes that everyone has heard a million times about eating your vegetables and getting a good night's sleep. They contain guided exercises (including exposure therapy) that you are to do in order to make steady progress.
Please consider reading posts thoroughly before replying to me again you fucking mong.
>I still see some of my teachers pissed in nightclubs on the weekend
lol I've had this happen too, apparently the geography teacher everyone liked who ended up getting married to the fit textiles teacher is mates with the paedo history teacher who's lost a fuckload of weight
German teacher in early secondary school was a Pole who was terrifying and used to make people cry by shouting at them. Later German teacher was a fat German woman who was also a bit scary. Physics teacher was a bit of a milf but proper strict. Music teacher was fucking weird but I liked him. PE teacher was a hench black ex army bloke. History teacher was an old woman and an absolute cunt, told my dad I'd fail my GCSEs and go nowhere in life (she was half right).
Rest weren't interesting.
Tried watching Hyouka TWICE but gave up both times. Fucking KyoAni is so nice on the eyes though.
Didn't even bother to watch the first episode of Baccano.
Gave up on FLCL after a few episodes (really wasn't enjoying it), very pretentious as you say.
lel okay m8, you do whatever you want, at the end of the day all that matters if whether you have to willpower to put yourself in those uncomfortable situations. Guided exercises are all well and good but doing them is something else.
Have fun though. Could have asked me for advice but instead you're being a cunt.
My anxiety is worse than ever and gets worse with age despite putting myself in uncomfortable situations. When I was in uni I did multiple presentations in front of the class. I was very social. I have travelled through asia by myself. I got panic attacks more often now. I am still too scared to make phone calls (even to people I know) and I throw up from fear before job interviews.
>My dad is a South African
rate my routine
Close grip bench press Warm up s of 12-15
4 working s of 12-15
Skull crush 4 s of 10-12
Single arm cable pull down 3 s of 12-15
Pull downs 3 s of 15-20
Standing Hamer curls 4 s of 10-12
Seated alternating dunbell curles 4 s of 10-12
Preacher curls 3 s of 12-15
777 3 sets
I used to be the same m8, at some point everything went downhill and took years before I started getting better.
How often do you put yourself in uncomfortable situations?
Do you smoke? Do you exercise?
I wish YuruYuri was still on, it genuinely made me happy.
Going to get a job as a Bengali teacher lads. Over a grand a week, haha!
Well if Yuruyuri can make you happy, other things must be able to too. You need to find those things, anon!
Who went to a C of E primary school here?
Remember praying before lunch, was something like DEAR GOD, THANK YOU FOR OUR FOOD, TODAY AND EVERY DAY AMEN.
>he's got the whole wide world in his pants
thank you akari, I will try my best.
>go round mates house
>mate needs to use his 13 y/o brothers PC for something
>he logs on and goes on the Internet
>"let's see what this dirty little bastards been looking at first"
>about 10 piss fetish porn videos in his history
Well I just travelled for 6 months which was one long uncomfortable situation. I came back and I've been a hermit for the past month, went to get a haircut and it was just as terrifying as usual. I went to a recruitment agent and I was panicking and stuttering. I smoked for 4 years but quit. I lift and jog.
Yeah, but it stopped a couple of years after I joined. They just said we could still pray privately. We were Hindu, but some Jehovah's Witnesses or something came in after me and they weren't allowed to pray.
>valium etizolam diclazepam
>Also an alcoholic
>Too scared to see a doc so I just self medicate
Right, no wonder you're fucked up mate.
Go to the doctor otherwise things will get worse.
>RE teacher was a blonde milf but you could tell she was frigid
>On a summer holiday one year, she comes to the same resort
>Got to see her in a bikini for 4 days
I knew at the time it was gonna take something truly special to replace the bitchy art teacher who leant too far forward in a loose-fitting blouse in my wank bank but that did it
Did you have any literal psychopaths in your school, lads?
He had to be followed around by a teacher all day and he always had his own private table. Sometimes he'd slip away from his guard teacher and just go around fucking shit up.
>just doing my IT work
>the pyschopath comes into the classroom with a big draw full of pencils
>he starts throwing them by the handful all over the classroom at people
>teacher politely begs him to fuck off
>gets some lad and starts hitting him and bullying him until he ran out the class crying
>climb on top of a table and started punching through all the ceiling tiles and throwing them at people
>the whole class, including the teacher is just watching him
>comes up to me and says "Google blue waffle now"
>he prints out 500 copies of blue waffle
>his guard teacher finally arrives and drags him out
>last I heard he was in prison
He was an absolute madman
I'm weird. I fucking love reading, but occasionally I'll get out of reading and not read anything for ages, then get back into it and do 2 books a week or more.
Any recommendations lad?
I've started reading Satantango which is my fifth book so far this year. Seems good so far, mostly reading because I want to read the source material before seeing the Bela Tarr film. I like the atmosphere of the novel.
>people paying money for a book that is literally available for free, LEGALLY, on gutenberg
Imagine having a son, raising it from birth and all that, feeding it, clothing it, teaching it... and it grows up to be a fucking autistic nonce that watches anime cartoons.
Think I'd rightly drown it and then myself gbh.
Fucking hell lads have you ever looked up calories in avocado, jesus tap dancing christ what are they thinking? they're bloody rammed full of 'em, what's all that about, honestly it's fucking mental those things, they need to sort themselves out
>drew a picture of someone
>mfw it actually looks a bit like who I'm trying to draw
here's a mental fact for you, literally not one long distance relationship has ever worked in the history of earth - crazy innit?
don't let some spergs on a javanese alpaca wool jumper knitting enthusiast forum dictate your life you mollusc
>work from home master race
which one would YOU rather be?