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Well that's my night ruined, unless someone knows of a regional UK proxy?
setting up a commune with these people
all drugs taken freely
all sexual relationships free and open
Jerking over this stupid slut again,would love to give her what every bitch like her deserves-and secretly wants-mens cum in her face,fuckin bitch has me wanking so hard I want to shove my cockrage right up charlis well used cunt while panting in her chav slut face"take it bitch,this is for you you whore,fuck you bitch"as I cum.
>Vaping and browsing the chon - ultimate relaxation.
Just finished This is England 90' lads
I don't know if it's 4chan making me this way but am I the only one that felt more for the white supremacists.
I feel more racist now than when I started watching.
>when you apply to JJB but the HR bloke laughs you out of the room calling you an "arrogant student twat"
Was I overqualified?
Trying to score a date with this chick ey
>look through trending hashtags
>get feelings hurt
i-it's okay lads
>Butt plug in
>Taking breaks and browsing the 'chon
I have honestly known no greater pleasure or relaxation.
I just want to give Jezza a huh desu. No matter what his political views are and what the repercussions of their implementation would be, there's no denying that the bloke's heart is in the right place and he's just a nice, pleasant person unlike 99% of politicians.
The "classic" era of the Simpsons is a lie people tell themselves in a desperate attempt to fit into the mainstream's plebian opinion of the silver screen.
Anyone with an IQ of over 150 (like practically everyone I know) would admit that the Simpsons was truly never good.
HE DID IT AGAIN
HE MADE A 'KEKOLD' REFERENCE
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP NEVER GETS OLD xDDDDDD
>Anyone with an IQ of over 150 (like practically everyone I know)
>Anyone with an IQ of over 150 (like practically everyone I know) would admit that the Simpsons was truly never good.
>I'm a Brit who rejects the American invasion of /brit/
>Cousin I haven't seen in 10 years adds me on Facebook
>Could have happily gone the rest of my life never talking to this zilch ever again
Would it be autistic of me to deny the friend request?
>not playing waifu simulators
What is the point in even having a computer?
>you will never be a soviet soldier invading germany and taking revenge for what they did to the motherland
>you will never take an SS whore, pump and dump her, then shoot her in the head for being an instrument of the fascist war machine
Un ironically would bury my dick in Amy Schumer's flabby bum tbqh
>i like the sexual violence aspect but not the anti-nazi aspect of this post desu senpai
I've got a Philips one but I'm sure they all do the job. Just said it to the reasonable hair length you want and trim. You can do it dry or wet with no problems at all. Makes everything look all uniform and nice too
I want to stick two thumbs in a girl's arsehole with my palms and fingers grapping her arse cheeks desu
I honestly don't understand. Am I being thick?
No worries mate. I've got this one -
I use the other end to shave my balls and shaft in 30 seconds. Unlike razors there is no irritation and no faffing about with 10 layers of shaving cream.
I grieve and dare not show my discontent,
I love and yet am forced to seem to hate,
I do, yet dare not say I ever meant,
I seem stark mute but inwardly do prate.
I am and not, I freeze and yet am burned,
Since from myself another self I turned.
My care is like my shadow in the sun,
Follows me flying, flies when I pursue it,
Stands and lies by me, doth what I have done.
His too familiar care doth make me rue it.
No means I find to rid him from my breast,
Till by the end of things it be supprest.
Some gentler passion slide into my mind,
For I am soft and made of melting snow;
Or be more cruel, love, and so be kind.
Let me or float or sink, be high or low.
Or let me live with some more sweet content,
Or die and so forget what love ere meant.
sometimes i just reminisce about how pained the arseholes were of those fucking lefty, student politics cunts at my uni because of tony abbott
there was actually nothing like it. i don't think i'll ever experience another PM who could cause such anger within those circles, it was just such a perfect concoction of policies that made them livid:
- he was pro-life
- he was anti-gay marriage
- the boats
- wanted to implement a widespread GP payment of $7 as opposed to being able to go there for free
- now here's the clencher: he wanted to remove the cap on university fees and therein hike up the prices of degrees
should i buy this chair lads
yeah i live right next to an ikea but i've sussed out what they have and they're all rather shit
Now what it costs
The big money in a bank-a
Shot, leave him looking like blank-a
Money talks, son, wid dem banta
I said money talks wid dem banta
Off that would they channeling
Flatline, know that they panicking
Stone face, cold like a mannequin
Beats like a bomb, better bring more paneling
>yfw no no Russo-Turkish war
>Thank you for coming to see me and licking me clean.
fuck off cunt im not a billionaire
should i cop or nah? my current chair is terrible
i have one with a mesh back. if it gets too hot i just blast the AC and fan cause i live in a shitty apartment where air circulation is not viable
What do you think of a slightly dirty blonde instead lads?