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frosty jacks edition
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cara
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Bruce
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anime
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I use marijuana because it allows me to see the truth in the world
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Non autistic edition, we're all in here lads!
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boards.4chan.org/film/
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brixham
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charli
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>>53800544
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>>53800628
autism
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>>53800665
FOY
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>Verify it's you

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Well that's my night ruined, unless someone knows of a regional UK proxy?
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THE ONE TRUE THREAD
BORN OF THE NORTH
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>>53800736
how would a regional proxy help?
what are you trying to do
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>>53800800
I want to log in from the city that she normal logs in from
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>>53800474
a fag then
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new thread

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>>53800250
>>53800250
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don't think the city would matter if it was a different IP 2bh
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Non-autists are over here lads, 'mon in :D

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>>53800946
>>53800960
yank sympathisers
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i don't wanna fuck, i wanna make love
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hey la

hey la

hey la
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Sometimes I have to remind myself that I exist
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>i don't wanna fuck, i wanna make love
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>>53802478
is that a rat?
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>>53802478
wish i had a guitar laying around, bit jealous of this smelly hippie
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>tfw someone calls a song you like shit
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>>53802520
Looks like a girl
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ben2k16
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Pathetic wastemen. I will crush you.
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>>53802574
>these heal hands
What does he mean by this?
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Thawed a half lb (~.25kg) of beef. What should I cook with it?
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setting up a commune with these people

all drugs taken freely
vegan ethos
all sexual relationships free and open
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>>53802574
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>>53802574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtGykAQh514
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picked up smoking just to look cool haha :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL-UCWQgdQo
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>picked up smoking just to look cool haha :)
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>>53802604
What happens to these people after they go through their meme phase? Do they easily blend into to society?
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>have a job interview tomorrow
>really don't want to go
>mums forcing me to go
Think I'm going to be sick lads, I really don't want to go.
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DAVE is a big westham supporter eh?
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>>53800628

Jerking over this stupid slut again,would love to give her what every bitch like her deserves-and secretly wants-mens cum in her face,fuckin bitch has me wanking so hard I want to shove my cockrage right up charlis well used cunt while panting in her chav slut face"take it bitch,this is for you you whore,fuck you bitch"as I cum.
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Vaping and browsing the chon - ultimate relaxation.
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>>53802574
>>53802616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDNxQqtDro0
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>>53802675
Na he supports villa mate
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>>53802693
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really annoyed atm
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>Vaping and browsing the chon - ultimate relaxation.
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>>53802669
time to take a long hard look at yourself and grow up mate
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>that one lad who got a hard on during swimming
shame he was one of 'hard' kids or he'd have been bantered to death
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You can shave, take a shower and get a haircut, but at the end of the day, you're basically the same cunt.
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Absolute chün desu, what do you lads think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoJGyAuehuM
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>>53802728

take a xanax
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>>53802693
>>53802733
samefag
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>>53802727
would fug
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>>53802727
>Some college
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having a cheeky pint
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>>53802755
wish i knew where to get some 2bh
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>>53802756
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>>53802713
mocking him for slipping up and forgetting his favorite team and saying west ham was
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>>53802756
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>>53802793
shopped
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>>53802669

27 now and I still throw up from anxiety before job interviews, proper projectile vomiting, usually just pure yellow bile
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>shopped
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>>53802755
*takes a xanax from you*
ok now what
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>>53802827
you need to see a shrink
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>>53802749
right up my street, post more you cunt
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>>53802807
Knew it
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>it's a Yank posts fedora pictures thread
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listening to karma chameleon
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Was about to hae a pint of banter. Then the yanks appeared
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>>53802863
filter the yanks, it's bliss lad
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Just finished This is England 90' lads

I don't know if it's 4chan making me this way but am I the only one that felt more for the white supremacists.

I feel more racist now than when I started watching.
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new migos mixtape is fire lads x
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>>53802807
the fuck man
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>>53802849

put it in your butt for full absorption
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>when you apply to JJB but the HR bloke laughs you out of the room calling you an "arrogant student twat"
Was I overqualified?
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ed milliband is too good for your fucking country
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>>53802868
holy fuck same lad hahaha what are we LIKE?! x
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>>53802876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIWj9S3EW8c
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>>53802863
relax senpai it's all in good fun
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https://twitter.com/liIypctter/status/689216322266378241

new economic research
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>>53802875
what does it mean?
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Trying to score a date with this chick ey
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>>53800397
i wonder what its like being a normie
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Such a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIw-9_StWYc
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next normie cunt who says lmao is gonna get it
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>>53802923
looks really cute
>tfw will never have her head proportions
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>>53802896
>vanadian bradly posting

please don't
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>>53802923
>chick
you keep telling yourself that x
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>look through trending hashtags
>get feelings hurt
i-it's okay lads
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>>53802954
lmao
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>>53802951
nah
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DUMB BITCH
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>>53802960
do not bully
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>>53802923
>short hair
kill yourself
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>>53802896
>Yank
>"JJB"
>"bloke"
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im really depressed lads
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>>53802938
Fun for a while until you realise that most relationships are false and once you stop getting pissed every weekend no one gives a fuck about you.

>>53802974
Yes
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I am reality

There is nothing else that I can comprehend but my own experiences.

This scares me
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>>53802990
its a meme you dip
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>>53802998
>lads
FUCK OFF RETARD
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any lads want to play with my willy?
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>>53802923
>chick
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>>53802851

rather just self medicate until i overdose or commit suicide
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ed milliband is too good for your fucking country.
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>>53802990
leafs literally unironically believe they are british
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>>53803016
>dip
Kill yourself you brit-wannabe fagtard.
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>>53803016
>Yank
>"dip"
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>>53803024
I wouldn't want to be in the same building as a yank
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>>53803044
literally who
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WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO
ELECTRIC AVENUE
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>tfw no friend
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>>53803058
Your women love my American cock so it doesn't matter.
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>>53803048
>fagtard
FOY
>>53803058
relateable post
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>>53803078
i'll be your boy friend
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>>53803000
im talking king of normies
american
suburbs
upper middle class
loving parents
good grades
goin to college
gettin a job
being part of a subculture as a teen
sm h
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>>53802990
rasheed
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>>53803091
FOB
OBF
BFO
FOB
FOB
FOB
fuck off
FOB
FOB
FOB
FuCk OfF
F U C K O F F B R I T
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>>53802855
The whole EP is great desu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkyKY8U8Kv8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-3S3uwUU_Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5U66XEe30
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>>53803093
ill take it
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Blacked is the best porn studio desu
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redpill me on corbyn
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lads

who's Glenn Frey?
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>>53803129
Chang
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>>53803158
Agreed desu I love Blacked it's my secret
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This was so good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN_VhLdbQ58
take me back x
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>>53803160
nice bloke
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>>53803160
*puts redpill on bellend*
*forces your head back*
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>>53803160
he a real one
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>>53803160
he has a Mexican wife so he's basically Jeb Bush
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Tried to watch The perks of being a wallflower, but I couldn't make it all the way though

W-why didn't a qt grill come to my rescue?
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>>53803160
he reads directions on telemprompt out loud thinking they are part of his speech
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Could really use a drink lads
Anyone want to hit the pub?
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>Butt plug in
>Edging
>Taking breaks and browsing the 'chon
>Smoking dudeweedlmao
>Drinking cider

I have honestly known no greater pleasure or relaxation.
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Global communism WHEN
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>Post original posts without any quotes
>No (you)s
>Post replies
>No (you)s
>Post strawpolls
>No (you)s
>Meme
>No (you)s

RESPOND TO THIS POST YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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>>53803160
He's British and therefore an ugly alcoholic fag suffering from depression on a tiny island with barely any sunlight that rains 24/7.
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>>53803188
>copying a post I made the other day, poorly
Remove yourself.
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>>53803231
Can't dodge the Brodge!
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>>53803243
>tiny island
As far as islands go, we're not really that small tbf
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fuck lads feeling down for no reason but still feeling down idk
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>>53803236
(You)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhSnaqou0I
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>>53803243
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>It's a Leaf pretends he's English thread
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@53803236 (You)
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>>53803279
Yeah....I was specifically talking about non-yanks
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need to start going to jungle/breakcore nights
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any good porn videos lads
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i'm far from clean, still shot green to your aunt maureen
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@53803306
picky basterd
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>>53803315
anything from Blacked is pretty good
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>>53803315
Anything with Riley Reid m8
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I just want to give Jezza a huh desu. No matter what his political views are and what the repercussions of their implementation would be, there's no denying that the bloke's heart is in the right place and he's just a nice, pleasant person unlike 99% of politicians.
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>>53803315
no
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feel a bit pissed
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>>53803315
anything with your mum and children in it lad
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Watching The Simpsons where Homer gets to 300lbs to collect disability and wear a muumuu
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>>53803274
>As far as islands go, we're not really that small tbf
Still smaller than Michigan.
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>>53803375
Excellent episode.
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>>53803343
Riley Reid is a bit used up desu
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>Type British into porn bar
>Literally all I see are black men fucking white women

What the fuck?
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>>53803375
ahh yes, a classic
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gf said she just wants to cuddle tonight because her other bf wore her out
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>>53803398
I disagree.
The "classic" era of the Simpsons is a lie people tell themselves in a desperate attempt to fit into the mainstream's plebian opinion of the silver screen.

Anyone with an IQ of over 150 (like practically everyone I know) would admit that the Simpsons was truly never good.
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cannot stop watching Blacked
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>>53803430
HE DID IT AGAIN

HE MADE A 'KEKOLD' REFERENCE

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP NEVER GETS OLD xDDDDDD
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>Anyone with an IQ of over 150 (like practically everyone I know)
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>>53803432
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>>53803432
>Trying THIS hard for a fedora response
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>Anyone with an IQ of over 150 (like practically everyone I know) would admit that the Simpsons was truly never good.
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remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWYHO1tLcqY
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>>53803432
fedora bait
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Did the guy with the gf fucked by The Weeknd find out the truth?
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>I'm a Brit who rejects the American invasion of /brit/
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>>53803484
>asking this here
FOY
shoo with your yank celeb gossip
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>Cousin I haven't seen in 10 years adds me on Facebook
>Could have happily gone the rest of my life never talking to this zilch ever again
Would it be autistic of me to deny the friend request?
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>>53803503
I read that here the other day. Calm your bellend, buddy.
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>>53803525
yes, severely autistic
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one of mott the hoople died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmC-ZT-Eak
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Checked my wife's son's internet history and I found a lot of "black on white MILF" porn.

What did he mean by this?
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>>53803509
Quite hot tbqh
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>>53803555
Cuck
Also nice trips
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if cops pull up I put that crack in my crack
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>>53803315
Does generic porn do it for you?
My tastes are pretty specific, most of what is posted on here is just naked women and does very little for me. I need a lot more than that.
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>>53803555
meh

boys will be boys
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>>53803509
what do i google to find an hd stream of this?
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how does this image make you feel?
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>>53803584
yeah, judging by what I've read on here my porn tastes should be really fucked up but it isn't, it's still really vanilla
POV is mostly what I watch
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having my martin luther king day kush


happy MLK day to all yall niggas
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>>53803608
Her face makes me uncomfortable
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>>53803608
gut
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>>53803622
12 year old detected
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>I wash muhself with a rag on a stick
>uh huh huh huh
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>>53803622
fuck off
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>>53803608
she looks like me
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>>53803593
Preppy Girl Threesome Get Three BBCs
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>>53803608

makes me realise that god exists because the universe could not create such a beautiful creature randomly
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>>53803509
why do the girls on BLACKED look so gorgeous?

why do all the men look so much bigger than me, penis-size wise?
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>>53803622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jemalGHyPSo
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>>53803678
well both of those are fairly easy to explain if you think about it
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>>53803678
the girls on the wings look minging and the one in the middle has a massive fuck off forehead
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>>53803625
no
>>53803638
what
>>53803653
post proof
>>53803668
true
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I could easily go the next 60 years of my life without seeing anybody ever again
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>>53803701
canadians are ugly and have tiny penises?
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say a genie gave you the opportunity to have a free shag (she'll even pretend to be into it) with any woman in the world

who would it be
pictures are required
hard mode: not my mum
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dire thread
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>>53803731
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>>53803731
*posts a picture of your mum*
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>>53803731

without hesitation
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>>53803717
not even your gf?
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>>53803775
post a photo of her without makeup
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>>53803731
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THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
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>>53803790
>implying I've ever had a gf
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I've got a date with a cute girl next week
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>>53803731
Easy one lad
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>>53803809
What about your butler and personal trainer?
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>>53803825
what's her name lad?
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Today I got an email from myself that I sent a year ago. It said: "You made it."

I'm sorry.
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posting an absolute CHUNE lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzcY7ASQno
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>>53803748
those shoes are ridiculous
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>>53803731
katy perry
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>>53803815
Same lad except instead of a girl its a length of rope and a stool
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>>53803883
>not cara
Ayyyyyy
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>>53803893
go to bed
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>>53803893
she wouldn't have to pretend to be in to it
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>2012+4
>not playing waifu simulators

What is the point in even having a computer?
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alcohol poisoning is a painless suicide
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>>53803903
no u.. It's 9:30am
>>53803916
Oh right, wew
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>>53803933
might unironically buy a vr headset in a year to do exactly this
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Got the perfect place to hang myself

If I tie the rope around my neck and Jump down a drop, will it break my neck and kill me instantly?
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>>53803957
no, you could easily just turn into a vegetable
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I'm quite hairy lads

What should I do?
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>>53803957

Just do it in one of the billion ways better than hanging

Honestly you've got to be a complete spastic to hang yourself in this day and age
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really sweet girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIMr41MRApw
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>>53803980
embrace it
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>>53803957
just jump off a massive building head first
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>>53803980

Hairy where lad?

Pretty much everywhere except back and shoulders is acceptable but if you're a real gorilla you might want to invest in an electric trimmer
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>>53803933
>skyrim
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>>53803953
make cara a skyrim follower
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>you will never be a soviet soldier invading germany and taking revenge for what they did to the motherland
>you will never take an SS whore, pump and dump her, then shoot her in the head for being an instrument of the fascist war machine
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am i doing it right lads?
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Un ironically would bury my dick in Amy Schumer's flabby bum tbqh
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>>53803887
It's good to tie a rope around yourself when on a stool in case you fall

Stay safe!
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>>53804038
>interpol went to shit after antics
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>>53804032
i like the sexual violence aspect but not the anti-nazi aspect of this post desu senpai
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>>53804020

There have been literally no games worth playing more than 1 short playthrough in the last few years

I honestly can't think of a single game I'm not bored with
>>
>>53804038
cold out
>>
>>53804016
Everywhere lad
>>
>2016
>Not using an exit bag
Enjoy your pleb suicides, idiots
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have to get up at 5 AM tomorrow lads
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So happy, i'm not happy, at least i'm not welsh
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>i like the sexual violence aspect but not the anti-nazi aspect of this post desu senpai
>>
you know how a particular porn video/image loses it's effectiveness the more you watch it, is that what being married is like?
>>
>>53804082
rude
>>
>>53804042
would love to nail her doggystyle and stick a finger in her dirty arsehole
>>
>>53804088
No, because love m88
>>
did everyone get my ">interpol went to shit after antics" joke as a response to the kraut? it's because what he posted looked like the 'turn on the bright lights' album artwork
>>
Wanking is way more fun once you've had sex. You can at least remember and picture what the sensation was like in different positions and instances
>>
>>53804072

I've got a Philips one but I'm sure they all do the job. Just said it to the reasonable hair length you want and trim. You can do it dry or wet with no problems at all. Makes everything look all uniform and nice too
>>
Shi tzu r best dogs, no mess
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>>53804131
>>
@53804131
No
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>>53804151
haha how funny was it?
>>
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>>53804102
I want to stick two thumbs in a girl's arsehole with my palms and fingers grapping her arse cheeks desu
>>
>>53804149
those big ugly english bulldogs are pretty cute 2bh
>>
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>>53804145
>I've got a Philips one
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>>53804145
Thanks lad

What model did you get?
>>
>>
Litherland
>>
>>53804185
LITTLE
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>4 inches flaccid
>5.5 erect
>4.5 girth
>>
>>53804171

I honestly don't understand. Am I being thick?

>>53804177

No worries mate. I've got this one -

http://www.usa.philips.com/c-p/BG2040_34/norelco-bodygroom-7100-wet-dry-body-groomer-series-7000

I use the other end to shave my balls and shaft in 30 seconds. Unlike razors there is no irritation and no faffing about with 10 layers of shaving cream.
>>
lads, is sex better than wanking?
>>
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>>53804209
>>53804210
>>
tiny willies represent
>>
>>53804220
No shit
>>
>>53804218
n-no you're supporting me buy buying dutch quality
>>
>>53804220

Depends. Overall yes but there are times when I still have a cheeky lay down and wank instead because I'm tired.

Sex is a lot of effort
>>
>>53804232

I had no idea it was Dutch t bh famalam

You're welcome though
>>
whats the best dark net drug market lads which doesnt need referral

>>53804227
if you dont piss on your balls when pissing sitting down fuck off
>>
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I grieve and dare not show my discontent,
I love and yet am forced to seem to hate,
I do, yet dare not say I ever meant,
I seem stark mute but inwardly do prate.
I am and not, I freeze and yet am burned,
Since from myself another self I turned.

My care is like my shadow in the sun,
Follows me flying, flies when I pursue it,
Stands and lies by me, doth what I have done.
His too familiar care doth make me rue it.
No means I find to rid him from my breast,
Till by the end of things it be supprest.

Some gentler passion slide into my mind,
For I am soft and made of melting snow;
Or be more cruel, love, and so be kind.
Let me or float or sink, be high or low.
Or let me live with some more sweet content,
Or die and so forget what love ere meant.
>>
>>53804218
Looks p good m8 I think I'll go ahead and make the purchase
>>
>>53804283

Glad to have been of assistance. Oh and get yourself one of those $5 dropper things of oil for the blades. It'll make it last a lot longer
>>
booked a back, sack and crack
>>
Might prefer dogs over yanks, not sure tho
>>
vote for Western culture and against t*rkroaches my Anglo friends
https://poal.me/bbhl69
>>
>>53804321
is that lad speak for hooker?
>>
sometimes i just reminisce about how pained the arseholes were of those fucking lefty, student politics cunts at my uni because of tony abbott

there was actually nothing like it. i don't think i'll ever experience another PM who could cause such anger within those circles, it was just such a perfect concoction of policies that made them livid:
- he was pro-life
- he was anti-gay marriage
- the boats
- wanted to implement a widespread GP payment of $7 as opposed to being able to go there for free
- now here's the clencher: he wanted to remove the cap on university fees and therein hike up the prices of degrees
>>
I got a girl's number from OKC and she deleted her profile straight afterwards

What does this mean?
>>
might buy a new desk chair

>>53804354
shes heaps kfc
>>
>>53804343
Full body wax
>>
>>53804343
FOY
>>
>>53804343
wax you pleb
>>
>>53804371
do NOT get an ikea chair they're fucking snake oil
>>
should i buy this chair lads

http://www.milandirect.com.au/office-furniture/office-chairs/trump-executive-office-chair-high-back

>>53804388
yeah i live right next to an ikea but i've sussed out what they have and they're all rather shit
>>
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>>53804335
Okay my Dutch friend
>>
>>53804379
>>53804377
>>53804376
why would men get waxed? you some kind of twink?
>>
Now what it costs

The big money in a bank-a
Shot, leave him looking like blank-a
Money talks, son, wid dem banta
I said money talks wid dem banta

Off that would they channeling
Flatline, know that they panicking
Stone face, cold like a mannequin
Beats like a bomb, better bring more paneling
>>
>>53804409
I wouldn't be surprised
>>
>>53804409
yes
>>
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>>53804404
>ywn demast a british ship
>>
>>53804409
You can't have hair obscuring your abs

Are you some kind of fatass?
>>
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>>53804448
>yfw no no Russo-Turkish war
>>
lads seriously should i get this chair

http://www.milandirect.com.au/office-furniture/office-chairs/trump-executive-office-chair-high-back
>>
>>53804448
don't you have some canadian dick to suck for liberating you
>>
>>53804468
>no no
theres no limit?
>>
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>>53804446
>Thank you for coming to see me and licking me clean.
>>
>>53804446
Sounds like a good guy
>>
>>53804476
there wasn't really a war going on where i live 2bh
>>
My shit has got the dankest weed in
Il locate your damn nan and wank my seed in
BARS
>>
whats synthetic leather lads? is it comfortable
>>
Looks like PSG is going to win Ligue 1 lads
>>
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>>53804552
>frogball
>>
>>53804551
It's shite

Get ostrich leather it's the best
>>
>>53804551
m8 if you're getting a new desk chair you should get one of those with a mesh back especially when you're in australia where its 50 degrees at all times
>>
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>>53804551
Faux leather
>>
>>53804581
fuck off cunt im not a billionaire

http://www.milandirect.com.au/office-furniture/office-chairs/trump-executive-office-chair-high-back

should i cop or nah? my current chair is terrible

>>53804591
i have one with a mesh back. if it gets too hot i just blast the AC and fan cause i live in a shitty apartment where air circulation is not viable
>>
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What do you think of a slightly dirty blonde instead lads?
>>
>>53804610
leather gets sticky as fuck and makes you sweat all over mesh = goat
>>
>>53804626
it honestly doesnt look like leather though
>>
>>53804610
>fabric

c'mon son
>>
nue
>>53804635
>>53804635
>>53804635

>>53804625
desu
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