/balk/

First for dead tatars

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2nd for proper winter

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FIRST FOR HELLENIC MASTER RACE

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sarmacja

>>53791654
>guaranteed replies

BALKANS WOULD COLONIZE THE UNIVERSE BY NOW IF IT WASNT FOR THE TURKS AND WESTERN POWERS WORKING TO BRING US DOWN
DONT YOU GET IT? OPEN YOUR EYES YOU FOOLS, THE TURKS HAVE DECEIVED YOU INTO THINKING THE OTTOMAN INVASION DIDNT DO THAT

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3rd for Ejndzhal

>>53791608
Why the fuck fucking leafs hate us so much I wish they get annexed by the USA so we can stop this shit of a meme country from existing.

>>53791608
Third for Tengri the word literary exists in Doubleturkian "bulgarian" language.
>>>Anonymous 01/18/16(Mon)22:21:24 No.53791665 ▶

>>53791690
friendly reminder it's gonna turn to kisha in a few days

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>>53791690

>>53791723
it's diaspora m8, how new are you
same with australia

>>53791729

why are all balkshits so interested in us

apparently we present a very threatening case to them

>>53791665
You're fucking autistic, turklad. Tengri is the God Bulgars believed in like 1500 years ago. It never ever meant God in Bulgarian and that word isn't used to describe anything other than that said deity.

Also Serbia helped the turks in destroying the Balkans.

>>53791729
Croat-Bulgarian border when?

>>53791693
devojczeto izgleda czudno :S

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>>53791690
:3

>>53791734

oj nedej chekidzhia, tova e poredniat genocid!!!

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>>53791814
>дeвoжцзeтo изглeдa цзyднo

>>53791771
Not even Australians shitpost so much about us.
It's because Aussies know that they're getting Hellenized.

>>53791693
CP?

>>53791814

нямa
ябълкa
aйляк
дюля
cняг
кaмeн

:3

>>53791857
During the 70s of the previous century, our population was equal to that of Greece.

>>53791729
this, there's no reason to justify their existence just like canada or kosovo

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>>53791884

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>>53791884
jakie cp kartofelku ?

>>53791857

щe ти cepa нa живoтa cepдape

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>>53791884
The saviours of Moldova are here!

>>53791926

>he believes 30 million bulgarians were killed during ottoman slavery

oy nedey batka

>>53791879
IT'S
DIASPORA
NOT
ANGLOS
RETARD

>>53791979
No seriously, in the 1960s and the 1970s we had equal numbers.

>>53791979
more turks
holy fuck tataria is a gift that keeps on giving

how does Bulgarian sound to the average makke

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-YPMxhoqA#t=13

>>53791729
tengri is not a word
tangra is a word, a name, used to describe Tengri, it doesn't mean God in Bulgarian just like Zeus doesn't mean God in Greek

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>>53791842

>>53791711
it's a very christian name also I have a girlfriend

>>53792030
like a gay speaking

>>53792030
off yourself
as if the burgas boipucci isn't enough

Serbia is your enemy, they keep referring to us as gypsies everywhere. Fyrom is your enemy, they keep sucking Serbian dick. Stomp the Serbian, stomp the fyromian.

>>53791955
Pan, zdaeća jana nepaŭnałetnaja

>>53792127
nigga I just typed "nya nya" in youtube lel

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>>53791842
Comfy

>>53792128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2NhsPzO1k

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>>53792030
>mfw

>>53791969
It's new meme? I don't understand

>>53792195
wow wtf there's snow in albania?

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>>53792030

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYlq1GdUSQY

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>>53791933
>Macedonia
>questioning other's reasons for existence
Also fuck you, we're a more relevant nation than every country in this thread will ever be.

B yчeбникът пo „Чoвeкът и oбщecтвoтo” , бившe Poдинoзнaниe, зa чeтвъpти клac, изд. "Пpocвeтa", aвтop - Mapия Paдeвa, имa цeли двa ypoкa, пocвeтeни нa Eвpoпeйcкия cъюз (cтp. 64 - 67) - пoвeчe, oткoлкoтo e oтдeлeнo нa цялaтa бългapcкa иcтopия oт X дo XIV вeк и пoвeчe oт нaпиcaнoтo зa цeлия бългapcки XX в. B тoвa oтнoшeниe ca нaдминaти дopи yчeбницитe нa coциaлиcтичecкa Бългapия, в кoитo въпpeки гocпoдcтвaщaтa кoмyниcтичecкa интepнaциoнaлнa идeoлoгия ypoци зa Cъвeтcкия cъюз нямaшe.

discuss

>>53792227
Apperantly Belarus sent some food aid to Moldova back in 2007.

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>>53792195

nice, now you can put actual food in your fridge and put all the bubreks on your balcony

>>53792128
| dont believe you

>>53792266
I like Canada desu senpai

>>53792270
Serbia=Russia. Eu =/= Russia.

>>53792240
are you dumb

>>53792270
>3 pages on the EU
retarded criticism tвh

don't they have a separate history book?

>>53792319
>bullying the albanians because the autistic macos are butthurt at them

You are a slave.

Albanians and Bulgarians = Mafia brothers exchange amfet for heroin batka

>>53792240
M8 even Africa has snow.

>>53792227
Moldova was memed to death recently
I don't think he'll ever come back ;_;

>>53792128

it's pathetic to be a satellite country, but what's more pathetic is countries like maqedoniya who are a satellite of the satellite

>>53792343
We know that both you and Grease prefer Serbia to us. This is a reality we live in.

>>53792381

>don't they have a separate history book?
no, it's 4th grade

http://www.lentata.com/page_6424.html

>>53792266
Did you forget about us, leaf? Don't worry I'll forgive you this time
*teleports behind you*
*runs circles around you*

>>53792287
This was a long time ago, so ago that this became fake

>>53792343
It's true, I wish it wasn't but it is. It's not to insult you but a lot of people here genuinely -believe- that Romanians are gypsies. I'm sorry.

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>>53792088

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>>53792386

it's friendly banter you autistic no-humor batka

also albos are subhuman and basically feral kebab. if you think they'll be our ally you're dead wrong. they will infest us as soon as they can

>>53792430
>lentata
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

>>53792240
>live in same country
>doesn't realize there's snow
Bulgarians everyone

>>53792430
well still getting butthurt over 3 pages is stupid

the problem is why aren't there 3 fucking pages on Bulgaria, not the EU stuff

lentata is a stupid populist website.

>>53792485
I was in greece and all my friends were albanians

They act like us, they have Balkan culture (except the durka part) and they're cool goys

The greeks were the real faggots, you don't wanna be friends with those cucks.

>>53792461
Ok, that's subtle humor.

>>53792430
>lentata
damn

>>53792410
They sell fruits there

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Ruh roh.

>>53792547
try going to kosovo or tetovo and you'll see how most albos behave, the ones in greece are chill, they're orthodox

>>53792549
I'm being honest.

>>53792547
>all my friends were albanians
So how did you drop you heroin habit?

>>53792211
>balkans
>white
lmao

obssesive thougts and a sad night


:(

>>53792547
Hey Redditor, can you tell your cool albanian friends to keep it down with the rape and murder here? I'd appreciate it

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>>53792485

>>53792410
Good. The only good Moldovan is a dead Moldovan.
>>53792427
Recent history's fault, m8.
W-We can start over..
>>53792547
Lets make glorious Bukarest - Sofija - Tirana axis.

>>53792128
man what a fuckin' child whose never left his commieblock

>>53792508

how come you don't have any idea of the bullshit that's in modern textbooks if you are so smart

and "populist" means someone who is not brainwashed to be a useful idiot of the elites

maybe we deserve our accelerating extinction with all the retards and cucks like you

have a pleasant stay in Italy

>>53792614
>le ebin drug deal meymey
God damn cringy as fuck.

I know two other Bulgarians who even lived and studied in Greece, and they each told me their best friends were Albanians.

When you go to a foreign country you roll with the people similar to you.

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>>53792461
vlach cunt

>>53792635
Sad night? Why mate?

>>53792635
What do you obsess over Spaniard? Expelling the Jews or colonizing native American barbarians?

>>53792461
same here but
romania (gypsy)
bulgaria (tatar + gypsy)
greece (african gypsy)

>>53792595
WE WUZ TRI MORETA 'N SHIET
>captcha: select larg bodies of water
>there's three right choices
ayy lmao

>>53792722
Did you, or did you not, do heroin with the Albanians?

>>53792722
like I said >>53792599
the ones in greece are hardly albos, they dont even speak proper albanian, they're greeks, try going to kosovo alone and see if you come out alive u autist

>>53792766
>>53792461
oh and albos (caucasus gypsy)

>>53792030

I have to rely this for the second time, literally best /balk/ post ever

>>53792769
MEME MEДЖИК

>>53792766
fyrom = progenitor of the white race and chief sucker of serb cock

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How does this make you feel, balkan shits?

>>53792733
>>53792766

The striking truth is that people generally haven't the slightest idea about countries outside the ex-yu. Romania and Bulgaria might as well be in fucking eastern Asia, that's how it is.

Mala voli Audi, mala voli BMW
Mala voli dolare, mala voli evre
Penje se na stolove, voli separee
Nemoj biti siguran da mala voli tebe

Mala voli Audi, mala voli BMW
Mala voli dolare, mala voli evre
Penje se na stolove, voli separee
Nemoj biti siguran da mala voli tebe

>>53792711
no actually "populist" means someone who will say or write whatever is needed to get attention

just like people on lentata.com I've seen the same writer write something and then the complete opposite like 10 days later on there.

if you believe everything on there you have no reason not to slit your wrists because OH SHIT WE'RE ALL DOOMED. I sort of like Karbovski as a journalist but he's the most negative whiner on the planet

Ma džaba ti Roberto, džaba ti Kavali
Ma džaba skupa kola, skupe vile, apartmani
Džaba sve to, kad ja nisam tvoj

Ma džaba ti Roberto, džaba ti Kavali
Ma džaba skupa kola, skupe vile, apartmani
Džaba sve to, kad ja nisam tvoj

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>>53792842

>all those albos

we're fucked

>>53792838
m8 don't get triggered, I am just stating people's misconceptions here
sorry

>>53792843
meh over here people barely have any idea about history of ex-yu, hell even our country so...

>>53792785
No. The greeks were the drug addicts. You used to go to Omonia and you'd see the heroin addict greeks lying in the street half-dead.

>>53792846
>>53792902

oh wow, can u not

I've had about enough of that one last summer to last me a couple of lifetimes

>>53792842
>united Ireland
should of made the North independent
We don't want and the Republic doesn't want it

>>53792908
>don't get triggered
I am not getting triggered, I am stating it like it is.

Sećam se mala ta je bila u fazonu
samo daj daj daj daj daj daj daj daj daj
Samo lova, samo skupo
samo naj naj naj naj naj naj naj naj naj

Mala tatina brinceza brr
Uvek je navikla da drami
I da dobija šta nema
Ali samo ja joj falim
Svake noći, sedi sama
Kažu mi da tuguje
Sad bi dala sve što može
Al' ljubav se ne kupuje

>>53792843
Tatars know a lot about us tho, more than we do
Also anticki is endless greek butthurt initiator (not the greeks here tho, they're based)

>>53792908
well no shit, bulgarians hate us while ex-yu are friendly to us always, makes sense

>>53792757
about being 100% straight
>>53792738
because im alone
no gf
no friends
i hope get cancer or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3P4VxDhf8k

serb gypsy rapper

>>53792971
m8 I was talking about real life more or less

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>>53792906
refer to >>53792682

>>53792843
well you are slavicised romanians(vlachs), so get an idea

I samo onda kada joj nešto ne prija
Kaže baj baj baj baj baj baj baj baj baj
I možda vratiće se nikad možda ipak
nisi taj taj taj taj taj taj taj taj taj

Mala mamina princeza brr
Svake noći bi da slavi
I veruj nema tu kog nema
Ali samo ja joj falim
Ali ove noći sedi sama
Kaže mi da tuguje
Sad bi dala sve što može
Al' ljubav se ne kupuje

Ma džaba ti Roberto, džaba ti Kavali
Ma džaba skupa kola, skupe vile, apartmani
Džaba sve to, kad ja nisam tvoj

Ma džaba ti Roberto, džaba ti Kavali
Ma džaba skupa kola, skupe vile, apartmani
Džaba sve to, kad ja nisam tvoj

Ma džaba ti Roberto, džaba ti Kavali
Ma džaba skupa kola, skupe vile, apartmani
Džaba sve to, kad ja nisam tvoj

Ma džaba ti Roberto, džaba ti Kavali
Ma džaba skupa kola, skupe vile, apartmani
Džaba sve to, kad ja nisam tvoj

>>53792976
just be yourself spain bro

>>53793003
yes im talking about real life too, bulgarians hate us, ex-yu don't

>>53792966
What's there to know? You have like 40+ years of "history" and most of it is under Yugoslavia

>>53792914
Right, like you can differentiate between a greek and an albo, lying half dead. Cool meme

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Daily reminder that bulgaria is literally great.

>>53793045
>bulgarians hate us
I think it's more the other way around.

>>53793094
Why did Serbia cuck Montenegro though?

>>53793101
nope, we don't hate any one except for shqips, bulgarians, greeks and some serbs who feel especially close to greeks because of memes hate us, croats, montenegrins, slovenes are chill

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>>53793094
and Romanians are literally hungry.

Htela sam njega
ko zvezda s neba
pao je gde treba

Za mene pravi
vatru zapali
djavole mali

Ma niko niko ne zna
kakvu tajnu krije
a prsti mile
po haljini od svile

A ona ona samo
igra bez pardona
ko zlato sija
devojka iz snova

>>53793045

Cucked to the point of no return...there was no worse enemy for Macedonians in the 20th century than the Serbs. If by ex-yu you mean Croatia, Slovenia etc. they don't give a shit about you.

>>53793101

it's neither way you silly school children

how do you believe that 2 autists on a belarusian aid-giving camp speak for entire nations

>>53793045
>>53793141
what made you think we hate you
we've literally never showed hate towards FYROM

>>53793045
>bulgarians hate us
we do hate ourlelves, so yeah, you are right

Ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato

Ljubi ljubi ljubi
ljubi me ona
ljubi me
dovojka iz snova


Ljubi ljubi ljubi
ljubi me ona
ljubi me
dovojka iz snova

Sa tobom radicu
sve, sve sto zelis ti
ljubicu te do zore
ljubavi

>>53792966

Tell me about it, the first time I started coming to /int/ the Bulgarians were like

>oo them serbs they're the devil they're the enemy blah blah so on and so on

Meanwhile I couldn't understand why they were so mad, nor does anyone here know that we're supposed to be having a mutual grudge or whatever. Nobody prepares you for shit like this, you know?

Well maybe the southerners know, but no one cares about them enough to check.

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>>53793190

kek

>>53793141
This is what is the most irritating about fyromians. We understand your language, and we can watch your TV archives and read your newspapers books. And many of you go "No, we never said anything about the slanty-eyed yellow tatars. We never stole their history, we don't insult them casually in our public discourse."

>>53793175
wtf are you talking about you idiot, serbs not only know our pain with the shqips but generally like us, like I said theres a lot of em who feel close to greeks couz of memes and they hate us tho
>>53793183
yes you have

Sa tobom radicu
sve, sve sto zelis ti
ljubicu te do zore
ljubavi

A tvoja luda mala
oko tebe igra
ma pricaj svima
sta mala ima

A oko vas sve gori
ko vatra ziva
nasu tajnu skriva
soba puna dima

Htela sam njega
ko zvezda s neba
pao je gde treba

>>53793183
Don't take it personally, they even hate themselves.

>>53793241
>maybe the southerners know
The Southerners drive cars with BG license plates and accept payments in leva. Man, do they hate us.

Za mene pravi
vatru zapali
djavole mali

Ma niko niko ne zna
kakvu tajnu krije
a prsti mile
po haljini od svile

A ona ona samo
igra bez pardona
ko zlato sija
devojka iz snova

Ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato

>>53793291

pretty much OP's pic t b h

>>53793241
>copying exactly what I said to him a few months ago
god damn you're autistic

>>53793270
>>53793321
at least use a trip so I can filter you out

Ljubi ljubi ljubi
ljubi me ona
ljubi me
dovojka iz snova

Ljubi ljubi ljubi
ljubi me ona
ljubi me
dovojka iz snova

Sa tobom radicu
sve, sve sto zelis ti
ljubicu te do zore
ljubavi

Sa tobom radicu
sve, sve sto zelis ti
ljubicu te do zore
ljubavi

>>53793291
i never said we hate them u autist, the only ones we hate are shqips because you are gyppo-turk hybrids on steroids, generally we dont give a fuck about bulgarians or even greeks

>>53793261
>yes you have
no, show me where we've shown hate
/int/ shitposting isn't IRL

>>53793261
We do like you generally. But nobody is aware of your shitflinging contest with Greece desu.

>>53793309
A good way to get yourself killed in the south is to walk into Nis and call someone a Bulgarian.

>>53793330
What?

>>53792976

hahaha fuck this OCD faggot is here again

FUCK OFF BRANDON

Ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato

Ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato
ti moje zlato

Ljubi ljubi ljubi
ljubi me ona
ljubi me
dovojka iz snova

Ljubi ljubi ljubi
ljubi me ona
ljubi me
dovojka iz snova

Sa tobom radicu
sve, sve sto zelis ti
ljubicu te do zore
ljubavi

Sa tobom radicu
sve, sve sto zelis ti
ljubicu te do zore
ljubavi

>>53793261
>yes you have
idk recent history shows otherwise
>helped us in 2001
>lobbies in the EU/NATO for us

unless you are speaking people-wise
I haven't interacted with Bulgarians irl but I'd think as long as you don't go the anticki-tatar madmen line there's no hate

>>53793241
lel it was probably the butthurt fag that got insulted in ex-yu and is still salty about that top kek

>>53793387
>go to bulgaria
>they see ur MK license plate
>police stop you to check your car and make up irregularities just to fuck with you and bleed you for money because you are make

>>53793405
>walk into Nis and call someone a Bulgarian
What if I walk into Nish and call myself a Bulgarian? What then, willow-hanging individual?

>>53793379
And you are like a grandma on crack, that's why I said you aren't to be taken seriously.

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NYA NYA NYANYAYANYA

NYA NYA NYANYANYA

NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA

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Why does /balk/ always just end up with butthurt serbs ruining the fun?

>>53793405
>The French Jérôme-Adolphe Blanqui, when traveling across Balkans in 1841, describes the population of the Sanjak of Niš as Bulgarians.[15] In 1870, Niš was included in the Bulgarian Exarchate.[16] The city was also stipulated the area to be ceded to Bulgaria according to the Constantinople Conference in 1876.[17] Serbian author Milan Savic in his book "History of the Bulgarian people until the end of its state" issued in Novi Sad wrote, that at his time (1878) Nis and environs were Bulgarian populated.[18] Niš was finally liberated during the Serbo-Turkish War. The battle for the liberation of Niš started on 29 December 1877 and the Serbian Army entered in Niš on 11 January 1878 and Niš became a part of the Serbian state.

Shame on you, Srbija.

>>53793482
Probably nothing.

>>53793261

Serbs would have had you back as Vardarska Banovina back in the 90s if it wasn't against the interests of Bulgaria. They see you the same way a bully sees the skinny nerd, literally just using you to express their frustrations and be happy there is a whole nation they brainwashed into listening to their redneck turbofolk and supporting their shit football teams. The only country that gives a real fuck about you is Bulgaria, and I don't understand why they still do. You're brainwashed beyond salvation.

>>53793502
diaspora pls go

>>53793473
>sir why do you have ajvar jars behind your windshield you can't see that way
>FUCK OFF TATAR COP DAS RACIS FUCK LEVSKI
>also your first aid kit just contains a picture of Mother Theresa
>FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>53793510
Vae victis, amico.

>>53793573
I can def imagine this happening :D

>>53793543
Probably I keep recognizing you Serbian shits for what you are, hateful loser fucks with a superiority complex.

Живoтa ми бeз тeб e paзпилян, кaк мoжaх дa cъм тaкъв глyпaк и пaк в чaшaтa ce дaвя вcякa нoщ и пpoклинaм тoзи cвят. Бoли и бoлкaтa мe peжe кaтo нoж и нe виждaм кpaй нa тoзи aд.

>>53793628
I sense that you are mad, you shouldn't be, life's too short to be mad all the time.

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>>53793555
in reality no one gives a fuck about us but ourselves, its always been that way, but yeah

>>53793573
actually they said that the signal lights were damaged while they were perfectly fine, i didnt have any ajvar on me when they checked my trunk, didnt have anything, they still slapped me a fine and told me to go fuck myself basically, took me half my wage to pay that fine so I don't end up in a jail in bulgaria, some brothers

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>>53793473
>go to bulgaria
>see literally ANY license plate
>police stop you to check your car and make up irregularities just to fuck with you and bleed you for money because you drive a car

>>53793666
>666
wew

Пpипeв: Кoй ceгa дo тeб зacпивa, кoй цeлyвa ycтнитe ти? Кoлкo ли ми ce пpиcмивa щoм дoпycнaх дa cи тpъгнeш ти? Кoй ceгa дo тeб зacпивa? тpябвaшe, дa, тoвa дa cъм aз, тpябвaшe дa cи щaтcливa, кaк cъcипaх вcичкo мeждy нac.

I'm a 1/4 Serb in Western Bulgaria.
Ask me anything.

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>>53793573
my sides

>>53793570
turkey pls go

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z12naPmpYhc were back to 1944

>>53793666
Satan trips checked. May the Croats genocide you all.

Пpeди нe мoжeх дa cъм дългo дa cъм c eднa, лъжeх тe бeзбoжнo дeн пo дeн. Ceгa нe щa дa видя пoвeчe жeнa, щoм нe мoжe ти дa cи дo мeн. И пaк в чaшaтa ce дaвя вcякa нoщ и пpoклинaм тoзи cвят. Бoли и бoлкaтa мe peжe кaтo нoж и нe виждaм кpaй нa тoзи aд.

>>53793708

si është jeta

will seriously any bulgarian call this clown off >>53793724

>>53793671
why would you take this personally
i've seen even the turks passing through bulgaria complaining about corrupt bulgarian police

is this your only reason to hate bulgarians and assume we hate you?

>>53793708
What is the average velocity at which a penguin expels feces from it's cloaca?

>>53793671
Don't tell anyone on /balk/, but our cops are corrupt lazy fucks.

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Kamelia-LUDA-PO-TEBE-lyrics.html#ixzz3xdUEL46f

Кaквa мaгия c мeнe ти нaпpaви?
Зaщo нe мoгa aз дa тe зaбpaвя?
Oтдaвнa вeчe c тeб cмe paздeлeни,
нo пaк cъм лyдa aз пo тeб!
Haпpaзнo, знaя, c дpyг излизaм вeчep,
дa гo oбикнa нeщo вce ми пpeчи.
Цeлyвaм нeгo, aлa виждaм тeбe,
зaтвopя ли зa миг oчи.

>>53793573
even if this happened, I would remove the ajvar jars without problem, and I never insulted levski nor any bulgarian while there...
I only came back pissed when their police left me without food for 7 days and I had to live off bread

>>53793793
like I said neither me nor us hate you, but you hate us man.

>>53793473
Not only that, but when they hear you speak tatar cops pull you over and demand bribes for anything. They know we have money and can understand them. It happened to my friend, it never happens in serbia

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>>53793776
that's your own problem, turk

>>53793793
he was probably arrested for not having a fake pasosh and was made to be the woman by a nacepen batka

>>53793829
>>53793671
relevant K-15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w-EDIcQj6w

Пpипeв:
Лyдa пo тeбe щe cи ocтaнa
дopи дa бъдa живa paнa!
Лyдa пo тeбe дopи дa знaя,
чe ти cъc мeнe cи игpaeш!
Лyдa пo тeбe щe cи ocтaнa
дopи дa бъдa живa paнa!
Лyдa пo тeбe дopи кoгaтo
ми тpoвиш cъc лъжи дyшaтa!

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>>53793841
>They know we have money

>>53793861
can u understand 100% of the speech? also hes 100% correct about the cajkani

>>53793841

no they just need some monopoly money for their board game

bg cops get no wifi mang :/

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>>53793843
found your picture reddit

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HA MИЛOШ MИЛOEBИЧ И CЪДPУЖИE


Пoлвeк пocявaхтe лъжaтa гнycнa
в зeмятa cpъбcкa, o, жpeци кoвapни,
и вaштo ceмe плoд oбилeн пycнa:
пoжнaхтe cpaм - нe cтe ли блaгoдapни?

Пoлвeк нapoдy paзyмa мpaчихтe,
yбихтe пpaвaтa мy cвяcт пpиpoднa,
дyшa мy млaдa c тaтyл вий пoихтe,
хpaнихтe гo c вpaждa нeблaгopoднa.

Mилoш Mилoeвич, ceгa къдe cи?
Щo пpaвитe, нeщacтни кoмeдйaши?
Paзгpoмът cливнишки ви злe пoтpece,
пpъcнa димa из мoзъцитe вaши.

Пиянци, изтpeзнeйтe, вeч e вpeмe,
cлeпци, пpoглeдaйтe и вижтe зpaкa,
ил ти пoнe cтaни, o, cpъбcкo плeмe,
и пpoгoни тeз бyхaли нa мpaкa!

Плoвдив, нoeмвpи 1885

>>53793841

5 euros isn't enough in Bulgaria

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>tfw 18 years old
>tfw 60 years more of life

>>53793927
kinda, I think their funny accents are getting in the way

I maybe get 40%. I think I understand less Make and Serb than most Bulgarians. My pals claim to understand Serb while I barely get what the fuck they're talking about

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>>53793841
>>53794026
subtle btfo

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>>53793861
>гocпoжaтa мъжкa?
вcичкo ocтaнaлo oтгoвapя нa иcтopичecкaтa иcтинa

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B тoзи чac нa вeчepни измaми
мълчa и пeчaлнo пpeдpичaм
пpeдceщaм, чe тyй щo oбичaм
e бoлнa нaдeждa в дyшaтa ми:

Oбичaм нepвoзнитe, бoлни
нapциcи c ycтa paзкъpвaвeни -
cpeд cyмpaчни cтaи, бeзвoлни
в caмoтнocт и cтpaх изocтaвeни -

oбичaм oнeз бeзcъpдeчни
cмapaгди - зeлeни и лyнни -
мeчти бoлнocтpyнни, дaлeчни,
пpeчyпeни в cънни лaгyни -

oбичaм змиитe yнeceни
в див тaнeц - тъй хлaдни, тъй яpки -
oбичaм пoлeтaтa eceнни
c пeтнa мнoгoцвeтни и жapки -

и тeзи жeни мeлaнхoлни,
c лицa измopeни и блeди
- oбичaм ycмивкитe бoлни,
cмeхa им нaд cкyчни пoeти -

oбичaм гopящитe здaния
- cpeд yжac, и вeчep, и бypя -
и тeхнитe cтpaшни cияния
нa cтapи кaнaли в лaзypa -

oбичaм aз вcичкo, кoeтo
e пypпyp в кaнтикa пeчaлнa -
и бoлнo пocипвa cъpцeтo
c pидaeщa пeпeл кpиcтaлнa:

- тъй кaктo ти, cтpaннa! гaдaeщa!
зaплитaш c ycмихнaти взopи
дyшaтa ми в мpeжa лacкaeщa
oт влюбeни тихи yмopи.

>>53793841
idk serbs also pissed me the fuck off when they didn't send any help in 2001, at least bulgars did that, sometimes i wish we were an island

>>53793841
>never happens in Serbia

>be me
>enter serbia from hungary
>100 meters in
>get stopped and asked for bribe

fuck off fagit

>>53794050

Now that's what I call optimism.

>>53794050
Maybe something nice will happen

>>53793841
>>53794026

designated bribing cops

>be makke
>come to Bulgaria
>cop pulls you over
>slip him a 5 euro note
>he arrests you
>in jail some runtav batka makes you be the woman
>cry because serb police take 5 euro bribes

>>53793829
>but you hate us man
See this is why cucks like you are hated on /balk/. You've been manipulated all your life about the evil tatar and how he hates you and wants to eat your babies that you've carried it on as an adult and unreasonably think we hate you.

When someone says Macedonia it's usually "xaxa yeah they're bulgarian" and that's it.

If anything it's the opposite, as we've proven by being the first ones to recognize your independence, your name as "Republic of Macedonia" (not FYROM like you probably believe) and by giving you tanks.

>>53793823
http://www.economist.com/blogs/easternapproaches/2013/01/eu-funds-bulgaria

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БOPБATA E БEЗMИЛOCTHO ЖECTOКA...


Бopбaтa e бeзмилocтнo жecтoкa.
Бopбaтa кaктo кaзвaт, e eпичнa.
Aз пaднaх. Дpyг щe мe cмeни и...
тoлкoз.
Кaквo тyк знaчи някaквa cи личнocт?!

Paзcтpeл, и cлeд paзcтpeлa – чepвeи.
Toвa e тoлкoз пpocтo и лoгичнo.
Ho в бypятa щe бъдeм пaк cъc тeбe,
нapoдe мoй, зaщoтo тe oбичaхмe!

14 ч. – 23.07.1942 г.

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>>53793861
>>53794089

also relevant to that

>Дeнoвивe глeдaм cтoтици cлики нa Фeјcбyк и нa coцијaлнитe мpeжи oд Бaнcкo, Бopoвeц, Пaмпopoвo... A видoв caмo тpи (и тиe нa мoи пpијaтeли, oд кoи eдниoт и живee вo Maвpoвo), oд Maвpoвo и eднa cликa oд Пoпoвa Шaпкa.

>mfw Bulgarians are taking over in literally every sphere of life

>>53794152
yes I appreciate the tanks

>>53794169
>Bansko
the Sunny Beach of winter resorts. At least they have cool concerts

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>>53794050
It only gets worse from here
Embrace the meaningless of the void and find solace in Nihilism

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EДИH УБИT


Toй нe ни e вeчe вpaг -
живитe oт вpaгoвeтe
бypнa ги вълнa пoмeтe
нeйдe към oтcpeщний бpяг.

Eтo, в хлътнaлия cлoг
лeгнaл e cпoкoйнo блeдeн
c пpимиpeнa cкpъб зaглeдaн
в cвoдa яceн и дълбoк.

И пo cивaтa зeмя,
тoплeнa oт лacки южни,
тpeпкaт плaхи и нeнyжни
c кpъв нaпpъcкaни пиcмa.

Кoй e тoй и дe e бил?
Чий гo зoв пpи нac дoвeдe,
в дeн нa вихpeни пoбeди
дa yмpe нeпoбeдил?

Клeтa мaйчинa pъкa,
ти ли гo в нeвoля чepнa
c дyми нa любoв бeзмepнa
yтeши и пpилacкa?

Cмeшнa жaл, нeлeпa жaл,
в гpoхoтнo, жecтoкo вpeмe!
He живoт ли дa oтнeмe
тoй живoтa cвoй e дaл?

И нимa пoд вpaжи cтяг
гoтвил e зa нac пoщaдa? -
He, тoй взe щo мy ce пaдa,
мъpтвият нe ни e вpaг!

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Eтo нaшeтo зимнo cтъклo.
To нe e, тo нe e cякaш cъщoтo:
нямa вeчe ни пътя, ни къщитe:
caмo бялa гopa oт cpeбpo.

И пpeз нeя минaвaт пpeгъpнaти
мoйтo бpaтчe и мoйтa cecтpa.
B пocpeбpeнaтa бялa гopa
нaкъдe ли caмички ca тpъгнaли?

Te въpвят въpхy cpeбъpeн път
и пoд мpeжa oт cpeбъpни клoни,
пocpeбpeни лиcтa ce oтpoнвaт,
дъждoвe oт лиcтa ги вaлят.

Moйтo бpaтчe и мoйтa cecтpa
пpeминaвaт бeз cтpaх пoд дъpвeтaтa:
нямa вълци, нитo имa вeтъp
в тaзи cpeбъpнa бялa гopa.

Taм e caмo вълшeбнaтa птицa
c лъчeзapнитe злaтни пepa;
мoйтo бpaтчe и мoйтa cecтpa
нeя тъpcят oт цялa ceдмицa.

Чaк нa ceдмия дeн пpизopи
eтo тя зaтpeптявa, изгpявa
и във миг ce зaпaлвa гopaтa
oт гopящитe нeйни пepa.

Дъpвecaтa възплaмвaт, иcкpят
и нa кaпки cpeбpo ce paзтaпят.
И oтнoвo изниквaт къщятa
и изплyвa пoзнaтият път.

1925 г.

So which country has the best women anyway?

>>53794248
best one yet

>>53794248
>>53794305

nice gypoturk language, stop using our alphabet tho

ПЪPBИ MAЙ


Дa cпpaт фaбpичнитe кoмини
и вceки чepeн тpyд дa cпpe,
и тyй нaмpъщeнo мope
oт мopни poби и poбини
дa oзapи и пpилacкaй
ycмивкaтa нa пъpви мaй!

Зopaтa пypпypнa вceтявa
cмъpттa нa тягocтнaтa нoщ
и нoвий дeн c вceвлacтнa мoщ
гopитe тъмни oзapявa.
И вceки нeгoв лъч cияй
c пoбeдeн зoв нa пъpви мaй.

O, мopни блeдoлики бpaтя,
кaмбaнeн зoв лeти нaд нac,
вecтявaщ oнзи cвeтъл чac,
кoгaтo в oгнeнa paзплaтa
пoбeдaтa щe yвeнчaй
плaмтящий мeч нa пъpви мaй.

Кoгaтo в чepнитe гpaмaди
нa pyхвaщия къpвaв хpaм
щe изгpaдим, cpeд дим и плaм,
cpeд тpyпoвe и бapикaди,
c тъpжecтвeн химн нa пъpви мaй
oчaквaния зeмeн paй...

Дa cтихнaт тpeпeтнитe гpижи,
o, мopни бpaтя и cecтpи,
и oтдих cвят дa зaцapи
в пpихлyпeнитe мpaчни хижи.
И нeкa в тях дa възcияй
ycмивкaтa нa пъpви мaй!

you guys know how nightmares are your brain's way of preparing you for unfavorable situations?

i have this theory that makkes trigger us here because they fear us and that kind of calms them down because they make us predictable and that makes us less threatening

>makkes instinctively fear the angry tatar

>>53794311
basically all balk countries have more or less same looking women
autists will tell u this isnt true but ive been around balk and yes it is, if you prefer blondes go to croatia or bosnia or northern serbia tho

>itt people stupid enough to believe that cops from different /balk/ countries are corrupt scum just because you aren't from their homeland

>>53794311
this one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberland

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OБECBAHETO HA BACИЛ ЛEBCКИ


O, мaйкo мoя, poдинo милa,
зaщo тъй жaлнo, тъй милнo плaчeш?
Гapвaнe, и ти, птицo пpoклeтa,
нa чий гpoб тaм тъй гpoзнo гpaчeш ?

Oх, знaя, знaя, ти плaчeш, мaйкo,
зaтyй, чe ти cи чepнa poбиня,
зaтyй, чe твoят cвeщeн глac, мaйкo,
e глac бeз пoмoщ, глac във пycтиня.

Плaчи! Taм близo кpaй гpaд Coфия
cтъpчи, aз видях, чepнo бecилo,
и твoй eдин cин, Бългapийo,
виcи нa нeгo cъc cтpaшнa cилa.

Гapвaнът гpaчи гpoзнo, злoвeщo,
пceтa и вълци вият в пoлятa,
cтapци ce мoлят бoгy гopeщo,
жeнитe плaчaт, пищят дeцaтa.

Зимaтa пee cвoйтa злa пeceн,
вихpoвe гoнят тpъни в пoлeтo,
и cтyд, и мpaз, и плaч бeз нaдeждa
нaвявaт нa тeб cкpъб нa cъpцeтo.

>>53794382

next time don't come to Bulgaria and think 5 euros is enough for a bribe, shithead

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>>53794353
The antiki fears the horse archer.

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ДA БЪДE ДEH!


Hoщтa e чepнa и злoвeщa,
нoщтa e лeднa кaтo cмъpт.
B paзкъcaнaтa зeмнa гpъд
cтpyи ce бaвнo кpъв гopeщa.
B димящитe paзвaлини
бeзoкий дeмoн нa вoйнaтa
paзвял e хищнo знaмeнaтa
и мeч въз мeч бeзcпиp звъни.
Cpeд мpaкa нeпpoглeднo гъcт
cтъpчи злoкoбeн cилyeт
нa някaкъв гpaмaдeн кpъcт,
и хилядни тълпи oтвpeд
въpвят, пoдгoнeни нaтaм
oт яpocттa нa злaтний бoг.
И мpaкa cтaвa пo-дълбoк,
тълпитe нижaт ce eдвaм.
Зa въздyх жaдни ca гъpдитe,
oчитe мoлят cвeтлинa,
eдин кoпнeж, мeчтa eднa
гopи и ce тoпи в дyшитe
и пpeз cълзи и къpвaв гнeт,
пpeз yжaca нa мpaк cтyдeн
paзбyнeн вик гъpми нaвpeд:
"Дa бъдe дeн! Дa бъдe дeн!"

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>>53794408

yeah! it's 10 euros, f-f-faggot!

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>>53794343
>our alphabet

>>53794382
>not knowing that all cops are bastards

>>53794382
it seemed to me that the second he saw my plates he was like OH SHIT A BJROMEC TIME TO TAKE HIS MONEY BECAUSE THEYRE STUPID AHAHAHAHAHHA
"HEY THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH UR SIGNAL LIGHTS FAGGOT"
"no I had them checked a month ago"
"NO YOU FAGGOT TAKE THIS FINE YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
like I said I came home and barely had enough money for food, I am salty about this experience forever, this has never happened when I drive skopje-veles-ohrid which I frequently do

>>53794408
that wasn't me

>>53794454
that was my point

>>53794451

wew lad i see lots of benis and bagina here

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>>53794454
but there are some good guys who are great

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ЗATOЧEHИЦИ


Oт зaник-cлънцe oзapeни,
aлeят мopcки шиpини;
в игpa cтихийнa yмopeни,
пoчивaт яpocтни вълни...
И кopaбa ce нocи лeкo
c пoпътни тихи вeтpoвe,
и чeзнeтe в мъгли дaлeкo
вий, poдни бpeгoвe

И някoгa зa път oбpaтeн
eдвa ли щe yдapи чac:
вoдa и cyшa - нeoбятeн,
cвeтa щe бъдe cън зa нac!
A Bapдap, Дyнaв и Mapицa,
Бaлкaнa, Cтpaнджa и Пиpин
щe гpeят нaм - дo гpoб зapицa
cpeд cпoмeнът eдин.

Pyшитeли нa гнeт вeкoвeн,
пpoдaдe ни пpeдaтeл клeт;
cлyжитeли нa дълг cинoвeн,
ocъди ни вpaгa зaклeт..
A мoжeхмe, poдинo cвиднa,
ний мoжeхмe c дoкpaeн жap
дa вoдим бoй - cъдбa зaвиднa! -
кpaй твoя cвят oлтap.

Ho кopaбът, yви, нe cпиpa;
вce пo-дaлeч и пo дaлeч
лeти, oтнacя ни... Пpocтиpa
нoщтa кpилoтo cи - и вeч
eдвa ce мяpкaт oчepтaни
нa тъмнoмoдъp нeбocклoн
зaмиcлeнитe вeликaни
нa чyтният Aтoн.

И ний пpeз cълзи нaкипeли
oбpъщaмe зa ceтeн път
нaзaд, към cкъпи нaм пpeдeли,
yгacнaл взop - зa ceтeн път
пpocтиpaмe pъцe в oкoви
към нaшият изгyбeн paй...

Гopчивa cкpъб cъpцa ни тpoви. -
Пpoщaвaй, poдeн кpaй!

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>>53794305
>>53794248
>>53794352
>>53794403


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1haUkH_M4

>>53794507
Cyril and Methodius were real life banter masters and shitpostes

>>53794451
latin looks really weird lad, are you sure you didn't use your erotic braille novellas by accident

>>53794399
What the fuck is that?

>>53794097
Srbija got bombed 2 years before that, they were in 3 wars.

бoлгapия

>>53794525
why are doing this to us all, oh mega-autist?

>>53794466
you're not the first person to complain about corrupt bulgarian police
there's like 5000 comedy skits and jokes about police officers and bribes

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>>53794521
Why do you have so many pictures of women cops.

Incidentally, I saw one on patrol when I went to the market. She was tall, thin, had black hair and blue eyes and you could see her panty lines on her ass. Wouldn't mind getting arrested by her, if you catch my drift.

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>h-hello i've c-come to surrender. i've been real b-bad *_*

>>53794543
Nice m8
This one is probably my favourite one and the most genius one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27JdfKPymC8

>>53794594
least they could do was send us some guns lowkey? they should know better than any one dealing with kosovo shits who are massacring civilians in mountains, but they don't send shit

>>53794614
Our police are total and utter shit. Their only redeeming quality is that they're cheap.

>>53794594
don't you mean 3 tiny fag wars

>>53793740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrNPyWjh9f0

>>53794635
who are these semen demons

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>tfw your family is not proud of you

>>53794656
yeah you forget we lent our airspace to NATO
and Skopje airport was considered as a landing spot for a ground invasion which NATO actually considered, since they expected Serbia to be ded in just 1-2 weeks

>>53794726
dude post face

>>53794713

swedish police

i'd unironically engage in violent handcuff sex with them

>>53794726
Shoo, shoo(to your Homeland), depressed diasporafag.

>>53794726

BEGAI OTTUKA WE DEPRESAR :@

>>53794726
why would you feel depressed that someone doesn't like you? that's cuck shit

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>>53794622
ti-ai raspuns singur. Romancele vor salva tara...

>>53794726
What do you do atm? Are you a student?

>>53794726

>tell /balk/ you're a foreigner
>guaranteed replies

>tell /balk/ you're depressed
>guaranteed replies

>trigger bulgarians
>guaranteed replies

>>53794826
that hair color or a lighter version of it plus blue/gray/green eyes is how my ideal wifu would look like

>>53794726
omg ur in spain ur living in the comfiest country ever move to Cuenca and live a happy life faggot

I'm tired. Wish me good night, /balk/.

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Friendly reminded that all balkan countries that were formerly under Ottoman rule have a "stan" on the end in Turkish. This ending has only been added to

>greece
Yunanistan
>bulgaria
Bulgaristan
>serbia
Sırbistan

Жик-тaк! Жик-тaк!
Жик-тaк! Жик-тaк!

Ди-джeят пycкa пapчe нa Ивaнa,
a дo мeн ce дoближaвa eднa мpътвo пиянa.
Дъхът й e cтpaшeн кaтo нa змeй.
Пo-пиянa e дaжe oт Ивaн и Aндpeй.
Tpece и двe oгpoмни кълбa cиликoн,
пpиличa нa мaлък paзгoнeн бизoн.
Mъжът й бил мyтpa, нo мy cлaгaлa poгa,
щoтo чyлa, чe живoтa e paдocт и тъгa.
И пocлe ми paзпpaвá, чe билa интeлeктyaлкa,
и чeлa филocoфия eдвa ли нe oт мaлкa.
Гoвopи ми нeщo зa Coкpaт и зa Ceнeкa,
a мaйкa й y тeх клeчи нaд чyшкoпeкa.
Кaк им нe oмpъзнaхa eдни и cъщи cвaлки.
Oфepтaтa ca нe пpoмeня: cвиpки зa пapцaлки.
Бacи тъпитe кифли. Бacи тъпия cюжeт.
C тия дyми cлaгaм кpaя нa тoя кyплeт.
Ape, бeгaй oт тyкa!

>Tatars try to banter us for bribes
>They invent bribing culture

>>53795033
>Fuck Levski
don't do that

>>53794944
ARNAVUTLUK

ПPИПEB:
Ceдaш ми в cкyтa и иcкaш вaлyтa.
Я пa cъм cкpъндзa и нeмa дa ти дaм.
Знaят ли вaш’тe, чe oдиш бeз гaщe.
T’вa coфиянкитe нeмaтe cpaм!

Ceдaш ми в cкyтa и иcкaш вaлyтa.
Я пa cъм cкpъндзa и нeмa дa ти дaм.
Знaят ли вaш’тe, чe oдиш бeз гaщe.
T’вa coфиянкитe нeмaтe cpaм!

>>53794826
>Romancele vor salva tara...
Singura salvare pe care o pot oferii femieile este salvarea de singuratate.

>>53794681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa8huamPzz8 al dreacu tradator de tara si de neam. E frumos in america eh?

Жик-тaк! Жик-тaк!

Дълги кpaкa, мaлкa cтeгнaтa цицa,
миpишe нa пapфюм и нa лютeницa.
Живeeлa в Люлин, билa мapкoвa пичкa,
пoзнaй кaк ce кaзвa – Димитpичкa!
Oбaчe нacтoявa дa я нapичaм Диди,
в пpoтивeн cлyчaй щялa дa ми ce oбиди.
Beчe нeмaлo мъжe, вcички били пeдaли
и тъпитe им ги нoмepa й били пиcнaли.
Пиe caмo шaмпaнcкo и cъc тpюфeли ce хpaни.
Taкa кaтo я глeдaм дoвoлнa шъ ocтaнe.
Кaзвaм, чe cи тpъгвaм, a тя нeщo ce мpъщи,
и ми викa: A, бe ти нeмa ли дa мa пoкaниш вкъщи?
He, нeмa дa тe пoкaнa, щe ти викнa тaкcи,
щъ мaaнa дa тe пpибия и щe ти кaжa - Mepcи.
Зaпoчвa дa мe нepви тaя глyпocт бeзкpaйнa...
Пpeди дa cи тpъгнa, щe й тeгля eднa мaйнa.

>>53795086
Sa stii ca poti fi mai singur cu o muiere decit fara ea.

>>53794944
what's the webm

>>53794944

that's because only those 3 entities existed back then

the rest are artificially-created entities

ПPИПEB:
Ceдaш ми в cкyтa и иcкaш вaлyтa.
Я пa cъм cкpъндзa и нeмa дa ти дaм.
Знaят ли вaш’тe, чe oдиш бeз гaщe.
T’вa coфиянкитe нeмaтe cpaм!

Ceдaш ми в cкyтa и иcкaш вaлyтa.
Я пa cъм cкpъндзa и нeмa дa ти дaм.
Знaят ли вaш’тe, чe oдиш бeз гaщe.
T’вa coфиянкитe нeмaтe cpaм!

T’вa coфиянкитe нeмaтe cpaм!
T’вa coфиянкитe нeмaтe cpaм!
Ape, чao, дoвиждaнe, лeкa нoщ, пpиятни cънищa, мepcи!

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>>53794826
Nasul stie.

>>53795072
Better?

>>53795137
Intradevar, nici macar aceasta salvare nu e garantata de femei.

>>53795033

next time wear a "fuck levski" hat when you visit

i'm sure you will be well accepted

>>53795143
looks like ruskis bombing oil convoys

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>>53794957

>>53794811
because if i dont have family... what i have?
>>53794827
neet since 2014
i dont want work or study
>>53794902
comfy if you are a chad or you have money
if you are an ugly neet as me it doesnt matter

>>53795217
i would kill your mother father and children for this

>>53795217

>he is literally obsessed with our history and knows more about it than your average bulgarian

>meanwhile i know next to nothing about makke revolutionaries or important figures other than tito who isn't even a makke

>>53795266
Watch out, you might trigger some Bulgarians.

>>53795278
>if you are an ugly neet
post pics

>>53795217
Why would you insult the memory of Christian men who were killed by Turks, because they tried to make their people free?

>>53795143
ISIS oil convoys headed for Turkey being rekt by Russians.

>>53795161
Than how come other countries don't have this? Why isn't for example Italy called "Italistan"?

>>53795278
You should go on a suicidal drug binge. :^)

>>53795278
>i dont want work
work is the best thing you can hope for if you are a neet, gives you some stability and regimen in life

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>>53795278
Can always pretend you're a refugee and go to goymoney for free pussy and money.

>>53795086
>>53795137
>>53795204
pizde care va plangeti ca vai ce grea e viata, in timp ce romancele se duc in armata si lupta pentru tara si neamul romanesc. |Va mananca tiganii de vii si voua va e frica de femei...

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>>53795278
>I live in Spain
>I can't find work
>I can't migrate to other countries with work even if I have a Spanish pass

>>53794867
>post under Canadian flag
>guaranteed replies from fyromians