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starwars edition
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cara
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Someone recommend me a pretty chill I can play, pc or xb1 please
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>mfw i cleared all the spastics from /brit/ by sending them to /deutsch/

/brit/ is all mine
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reminder for you all to do a cheeky bum wank if you can
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Came back from the dentist lads
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ANNA
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NIGE
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>>53772484
sunless sea
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>>53772508
Don't post that name here.
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>Friends say I'm spontaneous, funny, kind and sociable. I love people who make me laugh. Travelling is my number one passion, which is what lead me to move here from Australia to teach. However, it would be nice to explore new places with someone special. I absolutely love my job and couldn't see myself doing anything else. I'm a sucker for romantic gestures and are interested to see if my Mr Right is living in the UK.
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xter for England is a disgusting shithole
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reminder for brits: do not talk to me
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you are all nothing more than sardines in my tin
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thry literally just used BBC and buzzfeed as a source on our national news
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little Juns hahahaha.
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>>53772563
m8...
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Kyary
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why won't you guys vote for corbyn? he wants to renationalize the railways.
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>53772578

Nice (You) bait, better luck next time kiddo
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>>53772609
my gf
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http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=110302371
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>>53772609

agreed
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Ayy where dem british slags at
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>>53772610
DUP 1 2 3
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any banter?
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speed up the shitter benzos down the pipe

Oh what a wonderful life
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would you?
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Lads, how do I go about acquiring a posh English gf who hates me?

It is quite literally my fetish.
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>>53772609
>>53772640
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>>53772633
>Miss Congeniality quote
She's a keeper
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>>53772645

Please no bully
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>>53772612
>>53772591
You sent your fuckboys over to over our general, so I thought, I might hang with the boys for a while.

Fucking Anglos. Think they're the banter kings, love to dish out, but would like to take none.
Your attitudes are almost as ugly as the skanks you call girls here.
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>>53772645
h-haha we've got em all here! Hahaha *hides a tear*
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>>53772678
act like a posh french bf who hates her

you'll be like two peas in a pod
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>>53772715
all me
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new meme:
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>>53772717
Why are you here if you don't like it Heinrich?
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Jeez. According to mainstream media you'd swear they think being gay is better than being straight.
What the hell do they want from us?
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>>53772717
P E R F I D I O U S

A L B I O N
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>>53772717
are you even german m8? why are you in britain?
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>>53772685
that's a very mean picture desu senpai.
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>>53772732

That's genius.
Much appreciated lad.
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according to some people when jesus was on the cross he asked for for womens clothing

i guess that would make him a cross dresser
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@53772715
Haha NO mate I'll FUCKIN bang you out mate
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>>53772717
>Fucking Anglos
>lives in England
Mate, go back to Germany so your gf can enjoy getting groped by Abdul and Khalif
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>>53772752
Jeez! It's bananas! Gimme a break dude!

Fuck off
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>>53772775
Doubt this actually happened
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>>53772752
End white birth rates by making everyone turn gay
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>>53772645
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>>53772752

They want you to pay tax for Pajeet's family to come over, and offer your sister's hymen as a welcome offering.

Get to it, cuck.
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>>53772752
>Jeez.

alri Tom ya big gay aha

>>53772747
*puts fingers to chin and thinks profoundly* hmmm.. ah!
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>>53772775
he's was going through an experience so painful that it literally spawned the word "excruciating", but you think he had the energy to ask for women clothing?
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>>53772772
w-w-what's he doing?
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>>53772816
Really really really really really don't like this gimmick
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Looking for a program to make my computer think it's a different device, that along with my proxy and I'll be all set
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which ethnic group has the highest fertility rates in the UK?
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>>53772751
>>53772751
For work, crook-teethed friend.
I mourn the fact myself, but what can you do, right? Seems like I will have put up with you pisskings for a little while longer.
Only sunshine in my life is that I rarely have to deal with you. There is more foreigners in your capitals than Britons, what about that, old chap.

>>53772753
No hard feelings, matey. I'm cool with Aussies.

>>53772789
Make me, Billy.
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can't think of an abbreviation for it but FONK sounds funny haha
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>not being voluntarily crucified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUPxjC7yfBA
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>>53772894
th--the other guys

the uh..
the
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;dsfisdizsdifzifgsd
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>>53772909
are you being ironic lad?
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>>53772898
Are you in London lel? Poor cunt
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>>53772916
Not this shit again
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Poleaboo passed his driving theory test

47/50

2 years to learn to drive a car and pass the exam now
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>>53772954
and the HP?
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>>53772909
Fuck Off North Korean
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lads if you ever get in my face consider yourself *pulls kung fu stance* ..heem'd
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do it for him lads.
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why did it suddenly go quiet
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>>53772898
>germans thinking they can banter in this department

u been under a rock for the past year m8?
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>>53773024
calm it ed
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>>53773051
I blame the jews
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Shaping up to be a brilliant day, think I'll treat myself to a takeaway

>>53773020
60-something

It's a piece of piss, you don't even need to know it exists before taking the exam
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any scientists or glassblowing machine operators able to tell me why water (or any kind of liquid but you're a peon if you don't drink water) tends to sort of run down the side of a glass when you pour it at less than a 90 degree angle
made a right mess of my windowsill
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>>53773056
Me taking picture
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Surely the fact that Trump can't be bought by billionaires and be their puppet means SOMETHING to the public?
They all love their Facebook memes of politicians being mere puppets etc, but when it comes to the reality of the matter, they'd rather hide away in the safety of "lol trump is evil, can I have my social media points now?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo4UlflF3Sk
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OI LADS

THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT A KOREAN QT MIGHT BE POSTING IN THIS THREAD

>>53758803
>>53758965
>>53759150

MY BODY IS READY
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>>53773053
I'm trying my best, mate, cut me some slack.
Everybody gotta start somewhere, right?
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>>53773105
On the contrary
I'd been on the road for 6 years before taking my theory. I couldn't wrap my head around what the HP test was trying to get me to do.

Once I'd figured out what it was looking for, it was easy to get max points, but it absolutely does nothing to help novice drivers.
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>>53773111
Coz of the minute molecular attractions like the van Deer walls and the hygroscopic hydrogen bonds and whatnot I think
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DQN culture best culture to be honest mates
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>>53773137

fuck off loser
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having lunch again
must be well past the 10,000th time ive done that
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>psychopathic autists with criminal records can apply for driving licenses
pretty fucking scary that
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Dear Korean girl,

Hi! A few things to start off.

1. My name is Jordan, and it's great to see you on /brit/ :)
2. I LOVE KPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe Captain Chang is my favourite :))))
3. I'm not like the other /brit/ posters and will treat you right :)
4. I don't mind being the one in the kitchen!

So message me if you want to chat! :)
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>Surely the fact that Trump can't be bought by billionaires and be their puppet means SOMETHING to the public?
>They all love their Facebook memes of politicians being mere puppets etc, but when it comes to the reality of the matter, they'd rather hide away in the safety of "lol trump is evil, can I have my social media points now?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph4VrJcRWEc
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>>53773215
He fucking loves a lunch, this one
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I hate Korea
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anime girls.
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>>53773226
wrong thread lad haha
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Just shaved off my neck beard lads
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>>53773264
utter mong
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>>53773215
for those interested my luncheon is as follows:
>bowl full to the brim of weetabix with banana slices and generous slatherings of honey as per some autists indirect recommendation a few threads ago
>lovely big ham sandwich (3 slices of ham)
>cheeky peanut butter (crunchy) and jam (strawberry) sandwich
>2 (two) bunches of grapes
>1 (one) apple
>1 (one) glass of water
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She calls out to the man on the street

He pretends he can't hear her

You can tell by the lines on his face

You can tell that she's been there
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http://www.theguardian.com/education/2015/oct/19/lgbt-students-on-lad-culture-will-i-be-safe-on-campus-today

Why is the Guardian so shit ?
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>>53773114
Racist
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>I'm korean (desu)
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>>53773288
Fat cunt
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>>53773359
alri mr skeltal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti7k_xOomXE
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>Men are forbidden to discuss what kind of shape they want their ideal kind of women to be
>Women freely post that they want tall guys and this is perfectly acceptable
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>>53773440
dont conflate height with weight you autist
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This generation's Orwell lads.
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>schools finished
>there is an underage b& on this thread
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I don't have any friends lol
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>>53773490
if your school day didnt end at 3:20pm it was not a real schoool
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this apple is neither sweet nor sour
it is merely bitter
i abominate it
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>>53773461
same shit
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Give us a job
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>>53773440
>Men are forbidden to discuss what kind of shape they want their ideal kind of women to be

Mate of mine got knicked for this last week, absolutely fuming ngl. He spent the night in prison too. Country is going to hell in a hand basket I tell you pal.
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>>53773617
men talk shit about obscenely tall/short girls all the time
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>>53773531
3.15 lad, usually they gave up by 3.10.
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>>53773531
Mine was 3.40

An extra twenty minutes of learning per day for several years. I wouldn't DARE try to match wits with me if I were you.
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>>53773621
is that a big crab or a tiny man?
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>my school day did not end at 3:25
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>>53773621
Is that a Korean musical instrument?
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>>53773678
>learning at school
>doing homework
>showing up on time
>bringing PE kit
>bringing any equipment
haha nerd
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>>53773531
>not having your school finish at 3:05pm
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>>53773653
yea but not in the same vain as girls do
I've never heard of british girls talking about height anyway
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>>53773051
>why did it suddenly go quiet

sissy brit boys
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>>53773531
3:30 master race
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>>53773749
*takes off cool spectacles*
*unfurls roll of fabric in my hand revealing a sheathed katana*
you................
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>>53773728
Manlet detected
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going for a meal with 4 older women
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post school timetable lads:

8.50 - reg
9.10 - 1st lesson
10 15 - 2nd lesson
11.15 - break woohoo
11.35 - third lesson
12.35 - lunch woohoo
13.45 - 4th lesson
14.50 - 5th lesson
15.50 - hometime wooo
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>>53773824
family?
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>>53773850
doxxable info
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>>53773810
girls are fickle creatures
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Got the the extension to conceal my origin, I'll grab a facebook photo downloader now

Gonna be a mental night for me
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>>53773852

no
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need a sissy yank bf
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>double maths right after lunch and I played football at break instead of doing my homework
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>>53773880
Explain m8
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>>53773798
*takes off your panties*
*put my penis in your butt*
you were saying?
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>>53773880
whats the extension and whats it do?

make sure to view photos on messenger chats from boiz for nudes xx
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>>53773916
you may want to reconsider
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lets call da boiz

lets run a train

suck on my nutz

lick on my butt
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>>53773810
>Scottish """women"""
wouldn't want them anyway tbqh
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>>53773850
8:20 - chapel, tutor groups, assembly, house meeting, or nothing (if it was wednesday)
8:50 - 1st period
9:40 - 2nd period
10:35 - recess
10:55 - 3rd period
11:45 - 4th period
12:40 - lunch
1:40 - 5th period (cadets during term 1 and 4, or volunteering if you dropped out of cadets after year 10)
2:30 - 6th period
3:25 - home (or sport if it was a monday or wednesday)
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>>53773916
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>>53773918
Make it seem like I'm on a different device

When you log into Gmail, it sends you an email detailing the login location and device if it hasn't been used before to log into that account
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>His school didn't end at 3:10
What's going on lads?
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>>53774071
>t. community college attendee
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Dishwasher never ceases to demand rinse aid.
I curse its name.
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MUM JUST SPENT AN HOUR EXPLAINING THE ENTIRE PLOT TO THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO SERIES WHEN I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW
I KEPT TRYING TO END THE CONVERSATION BUT SHE JUST KEPT CARRYING ON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53774025

Reminder that ebina chan is a slut.
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>>53774100
We used to finish at 3:30, but we gave up the last break between 4th and 5th period to be able to go home earlier
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If my skull was shaped the tiniest bit different I might be good looking, unfair how a 1mm bone shift could make you a stunner
>>53774039
whats it called lad I need that

>>53774113
Did she talk about the counseller bum fucking the cutie?
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just a closer walk with thee
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>I went to a college and not a sixth form
How does it feel to be a chav?
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>>53774150
User-Agent Switcher
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just tried to reach out to my autistic son by talking to him about some shitty film i heard the kids were big on these days. He just looked bored to be honest, i don't think he's too used to conversations at the moment.

I hope we can find an interest in common before he flies the nest and we don't see each other much anymore
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lunch was too big lads
shouldntve had that peanut butter and jam sandwich
cant find the strength in me to finish the weetabix or start on the hammy sammies
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>>53773850
jan-first half of may: sit at home in my room, some labwork every now and then
second half of may-early june: read to exams, take exams
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>>53774236
>autistic son
>flies the nest
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>>53774113

who cares, that's garbage culture for plebs
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>>53774150
probably i was probably half listening

on a side note elite hackers aren't qt goth girls fuck off sweden
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just waiting for the donald trump parliamentary debate lads

currently listening to >muh housing in the commons
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>>53774236
fuck off mum why are you in spain
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>>53774293
toosh good sir, toosh
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>>53773850
underage
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>>53774266
>>53773359
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brushed my teeth last night and woke up with dried blood on my teeth
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>>53774384
i was telling you, we won tickets in the sun but you were already making that pig noise and screaming something about "norm-os" by that point, because i had mentioned the american version of the films
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>>53774266
>got full off 1 sandwich
lmao, you should've known that peanut butter is calorie rich so it fills you right up
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brushed my blood last night and woke up with dried teeth on my teeth
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>>53774501
brush your teeth twice a day you manky twat
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I like to think that I'm a fairly emotionally rational person, but my daughter is going into a phase where I know she will have sex eventually. I've told her all about being safe and all the rest of it, but the thought of that actually happening makes me sick to the stomach.

To be clear, we're an atheist family so have nothing against sex before marriage, and I know that it'll happen, it's natural and as long as its safe then it's healthy, but every time I think about it makes me absolutely sick. Not against her, but at the thought of her doing it.

I'm not going to stop her, she's free to make her own decisions and I'll support her as long as she is being safe, but can you guys give me some advice on how as to how to come to terms with this new stage in her life?

Rationally I know it's fine. Rationally I know it's healthy. Rationally I know that it is a part of growing up. But dammit if my emotions aren't irrationally acting up every time I think about it.
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tired agen
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>>53773850
9:30-11:20 first class
11:30-2:20 second class
2:30-7:00 break
7:00-9:00 third class
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drinking cuke
*takes a sip*
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Do you think she's "all that"?
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>>53774623
whoa, her vagina is showing
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they're literally bringing up
>MUH STEEL
in the commons lads

getting quite sick of this
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>>53774623
>tfw like shiny
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>>53774528
>atheist family
Nbd lad
You an your daughter were predestined for hell anyways
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>>53774593

It's heaven in a can
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IMG_1142
Where are you?
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Spare me your words you pathetic slime - crawl back under from whatever rock you came from, and never show your face around here again.
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Wish I could sleep on a futon on the floor like Japanese people do.
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>>53774775
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>>53774775
We got some work to do now
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bit early for a dead thread eh? All the kiddies still at school?
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never had sex
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>/brit/

more like /skit/
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>so where are you driving me today baby?
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>We got some work to do now
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>>53774887
haha there should be a word for that
then I could call you it because you are one haha
a massive one
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>>53774569
weak cunt
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>>53774887

same
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>>53774867
that's a big neck
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>>53774904
Rapesville, Tennessee
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>>53774966
4u
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used to have sex lots
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accidentley reset my phone lads FFS
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oh, here's a story from the test centre, Poleaboo forgot to share

>heading towards the lift
>23 year old female waiting by them
>kinda attracting, tights but legs to thich, husky voice
>the life comes down
>Polwaboo gets into the lift
>slag waits for the next one
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made a date with this girl from work for latter in the week

Playing it cool but am a bit nervous and unsure what I'll even do with a gf
Don't even know if I really want one
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>>53774867
what an absolute runt lmao
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first time on /brit/ for quite a while and this fucking SHIMMICK ribena is still going

fuck me
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>go to upload 1142 fedora images
>An Aussie beat me to it twice
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do you dare, /brit/?
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>>53775035
>what I'll even do with a gf
you will leave /brit/ and never come back
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can't hold back the garage sound
>>
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>>53775069
early bird gets the worm padawan
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>>53775074
Sershlad, is that you?
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>>53775069

>gif

fuck off
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We were born in a proper good time desu lads

Look at how far humanity has come in the last 150 years, scientific achievements have skyrocketed, the quality of life of the average human is amazing, technology is advancing rapidly, everybody has the right to free speech etc, this is truly the Age of Enlightenment.
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Give us a job
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>>53775124
Technology and globalisation has aided the unstoppable tide of Islam
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>>53775124
yeah but no government-issue gf
>>
IMG_1142 on suicide watch!
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august ames died her hair blonde lads
first she fucks her lips and now this smdh unironically gonna send her a nailbomb
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doing some reading
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whats img_1142 all about, did he post a piccy of himself by mistake haha
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>>53775072
no, i don't but thanks for asking
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>>53775211
nice
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>>53775230
Posted folders of thumbnails, asked us which we wanted to see, we got to like "holiday pics" or something and IMG_1142 was >>53774867
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>>53775211
reading up on the enemy
good man
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>I watch porn
>>53775230
opened his holiday album whilst we joked around telling him where to go on his pc without realising IMG_1142 was in full view
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>>53775211
Sara please fuck off
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>>53775072
>>
RUNTHUNT
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>>53775192
proofs?
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>>53774947
noo
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>Communism looks good on paper but I haven't read any Marx so I wouldn't know

Your "typical" porky
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havent brushed my teeth or washed in about 6 years lads
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>>53775412
I would still bump uglies with you
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>>53775412
good boy
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yanks with British ancestry = LADS and best kind of yank
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>>53775440
i just posted that for (you)s but didnt take flags into account
disclaimer: i brush my teeth 2wice a day and have an extremely thorough shower almost every day
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who /glasses/ here?
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>>53774965
if whites didn't exist then the world would be taken over by chinks and that probably wouldn't be that bad really
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just saw this bloke kick a ball just on my street

fucking insane, he actually kicked the ball

wish there was some sort of way I could watch blokes kick balls with their feet more often. I'd even pay for it
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Why do normies believe everything they're told? My mates always tell me these "facts" that they saw on Facebook and I always feel like an autist when I correct them and explain why it's bullshit.
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>>53775494
Extra flags stop me from extreme shit
posting

cant do ironic gayposting or extreme rorkeing for example because my rep is on the line
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>>53775524
me

I look like Harry Potter haha
>>
woke up feeling incredibly horny today
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>>53775524
not me

fuck off with your shit genes
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>>53775552
>t. trenchcoat wanker
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>>53775552
>>
>>53775552
i'll kick your ball if you don't shut up
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>>53775550
>implying
It would be much worse
Look at China
Hundreds of years of autocratic control by the single God Emperor and no self direction or modicum of freedom for the overwhelming majority

Orientals are only good at tyranny and covering things in gold
>>
>tfw can't play fast paced games because sometimes I feel on edge and shake too much
Feels bad man
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just burnt my mouth with some very hot coffee lads.
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>>53775637
>>53775552
this is literally 12 year old humour
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>>53775615
what

nothing wrong with a kick-a-ball-about my friend
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>>53775639
they'd have to drop that silly communism business eventually, and then they'll become as productive as their japanese cousins
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>>53775658
>coffee
continuest thy journey, yankee doodle
>>
who /keepin it a hunna/ here?
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>>53775072
I live in the great Democratic Egg Republic
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>>53775645
When I play FPS games when drunk or on benzos I'm literally five times better than if I was sober because everything just turns into a relaxed blur and I can concentrate on hitting things
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>>53775645
I can't because I suck lol
Not really but I'm not great at shooters

I play chivalry a lot though and am really good at that
Love just playing a spearman and just mucking about one shoting cunts
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>>53775660
what is?
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>>53775716
>yorkshire

lad
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>>53775658
It's like Dr Johnson always says, wait for coffee to cool down or you'll get burnt
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>>53775757
What's going on with his hand
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>>53775705
Communism is for the most part a continuation of what went on during he empire, except now they are turning to less overt means of maintaining control through social engineering
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>>53775814
fuck off canada nobody asked you mate
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>>53775788
uncontrollable excitement
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>>53775814
i mean they're not being that subtle about it really

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-34592186
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>>53775835
>t. Student
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>>53775211
>girl invites you back to her place to fuck
>you see this on her bedroom table
what do you do lads
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>>53775658
>drinking too hot coffee
enjoy cancer you faggot
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>>53775814
alright, they'll overthrow the tyrannical fuck government then

i imagine it would be like an exodus of disgruntled chinks, tired of living under the chinese government, settling in europe and america and australia and forging their own destinies
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Britbros, I started watching James Bond movies in order and I'm in Diamonds Are Forever next but I want to see GoldenEye so much. Should I watch it now or wait?
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@53775864
I said FUCK OFF not "squeal like a scalded runt"

get out of my sight you malignant dribble
>>
>>53775919
Take a picture and have a laugh with the lads on /brit/
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This guy is unironically my drug dealer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMLSW91dVe4

He actually sells extremely good weed though ngl
>>
feeling nondescript
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>>53775919
better this than harry potter or susan sontag tbqh. i can turn her towards the light.
>>
HATE supporters of palestine
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>>53776009
degenerate
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>>53775930
>it's a turk bangs on about james bond episode AGAIN
Just be paitient and watch it chronologically like you have been doing you munter
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>>53775856
I mean with things like sesame credit which will be mandatory in 2020

It's a form of social control which scores you based on all your online and irl activities, so if you say something naughty or buy something unapproved then your score drops, that and associating with people who have low scores makes your score go down.

Easy way to ostracize malcontents who do not fit with the governments will.

Sad thing is I can easily see something similar popping up here, it's already close with Facebook and employers checking it.
>>53775929
Orientals are a servile race for the most part.
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>>53775930
Watch GoldenEye now.
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Wish I was autistic enough to like anime, it's fucking boring being a NEET sometimes
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>>53776041
that's a bit racialist innit bruv
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>HATE supporters of palestine
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>637 unread uni emails
>haven't contacted anyone since the last week of last term
>too depressed to even get out of bed
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>>53775930
Diamonds are forever is a bit shit
All the initial Connery movies are good

Gets a bit shit through the 70s-80s though
>>53775933
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check out my new flat in london, zone 1, bargain for £2500/month. Gonna settle down and raise my family here, shame about the jizya and the white british tax, but hey, it's a small price to pay to live in a vibrant metropolis such as london!
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>>53776119
Watch Welcome to the NHK. It's not shit like most anime.
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Did a mess up at work lads

I was basically showing off I knew some stuff in front of a qt and now my boss is transferring me for 2 weeks to another site to help train people when in reality I have no knowledge of the subject.

I'm in too deep, they're literally paying for a hotel with breakfast and evening meals for me for 2 weeks.
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>>53776134
ditch the mattress and become futon master race
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>>53776129
iktf
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>>53776009
reported to plod for making a shit song
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>>53776129
see a psychiatrist lad. we're all worried about you.
>>
>>53776170

CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP
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>>53776228
AND IM TRYING TO KEEP
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>>53776170
oh no whatever will you do
free food and hotel for two weeks

oh woe is you
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>>53776129
just cheer up :)
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>>53775658
ill kiss it better
>>
man kick ball
>>
>tfw I'm literally a bad person
>sexual deviant
>get angry easily
>paranoid
>lazy
>don't leave my house for days, maybe weeks
>blame my problems on others

I hate myself desu
>>
kind of want to shave just the front goatee part of my beard and keep the mutton chops but I'm afraid I'll look like a monkey
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>>53776292
just be yourself and try to smile more often :)
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>>53776292
think it's time you accept Christ lad
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>>53776170
You need to get a plan together mate, not a nefarious one but a training one. If your boss wants you to sit with people and kind of help them along, not too bad you get to cram up on your shit and wing it learning more as you go. Remember if its something both you and them dont know, find out, dont bullshit it, that way you look knowledgeable but not godlike which means less grief from people. If its training several people in session you need a proper plan, a real one.
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>screen just turned orange
great feel

>being back in England after being in Sweden
bad feel
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>>53776292
look on the bright side of life :^)
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>>53776288
And gets paid millions
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>>53776299
what can I do to pull this qt Chinsese lass from Vancouver I'm talking to on tinder mate?
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>just watched the video of my nativity play from when I was in nursery (I was Moses by the way)
>we literally used a black doll for the baby Jesus

I didn't know SJW cultural Marxists were around 15 years ago desu
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>>53776351
>>being back in England after being in Sweden
>bad feel
It's only been a week, the rush of being home in rapid fading. Prevailing to recall, what I was missing, all that time in England.
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>>53776351
why would you want to be in sweden
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>>53776390
I was the donkey
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>>53776390
>Moses
>nativity
???
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>I didn't know SJW cultural Marxists were around 15 years ago desu
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>>53776415
Comfy as fuck
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>>53776390
>Moses
>Nativity
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>>53776382
Have money?
Maybe learn a bit of her culture or practice some mandarin
Idk man Chinese girls are trouble
>>
Protip: use "Do you have a minute to discuss letting Jesus into your life?" as your opening message on Tinder
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>>53776427
Sorry not Moses, I meant Joseph
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>>53776041
that was the link that i posted bro, thanks anyway
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>>53776461
yeah watching mudslimes rape young girls

comfy!
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>>53776503
>accepting Jesus into your life
>not being predestined for heaven through gods irresistible grace
>>
Moses parted the dead sea to let Noah and the ark escape from King Herod
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>>53776351
>>screen just turned orange
>great feel
GREATER THAN GREAT

C O M F Y
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>>53776534
Very well memed!
>>
>one day there will be a world with no religion
Absolutely glorious
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>>53776410
underrated post
>>
>>53776351
>>53776573
My melanin enriched brothers! Best feel of the day
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>>53776534
>unironically believing /pol/
>>
Just matched on tinder with a qt azn
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>A quality of life index carried out by uSwitch ranked the country's best locations to live, with the worst being ranked as the following;

>Bradford
>Kingston upon Hull
>North of Northern Ireland
>Western Isles
>West and South of Northern Ireland
>Blackpool
>Devon
>Central Valleys
>East of Northern Ireland
>South Teesside
>>
>>53776228
PART OF THE FURNITURE IN THIS SCENE
>>53776237
FOY
>>
>>53776629
>>Kingston upon Hull
>>North of Northern Ireland
>>Western Isles
>>West and South of Northern Ireland
>>Blackpool
>>Devon
>>Central Valleys
>>East of Northern Ireland
>>South Teesside
Mostly white shitholes
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>>53776629
>northern ireland
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>>53776626
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/top-5-countries-highest-rates-rape-1434355

>Sweden has the highest rate of rape in Europe, with the UN reporting 69 rape cases per 100,000 inhabitants in 2011, according to author and advocate of power feminism Naomi Wolf on opinion website Project Syndicate.

>In 2010, Swedish police recorded the highest number of offences - about 63 per 100,000 inhabitants - of any force in Europe. That was the second highest in the world after Lesotho.
>>
>>53776626
/pol/ is wrong 90% of the time, but Muslims taping ethnic swedes is a real problem. Did you know 100% of the rapes in Oslo were committed by migrants? Only reason there's no data like that from Sweden is because it's illegal to reference the perpetrators ethnicity.
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Just watched the world's end. Fucking shit
>>
going to have a wank lads, what to though?
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fuck me lads, couple of gypsies were pestering me and my mates on the train, like wtf how can they afford tickets
>>
Wish girls would have some obvious signal that they already have a boyfriend. Pisses me off when you think you're getting somewhere then it turns out you weren't.

I mean shit, I'm happy to be friends and all but it just makes things more awkward
>>
>>53776626
>>53776758
>>
>>53776629
>not one is anywhere near the Midlands
Haha northerners and southerners BTFO once again
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china will never become democratic
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>>53776629

>NI

literal filth
>>
>>53776237
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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Remember when /Pol/ said the world was going to collapse sometime in September because of some Jewish calendar cycle.
>>
>>53776792
Facebook
>>
What's an intersectional feminist?
>>
>>53776769
>walking home from maccies
>a gypsy pulls up next to me in a van
>"Oi lad, do you know any travellers around here?"
>"n-no"
>"well you should do, remember that the o' Doyle's run this area"
>he drives off
I was scared for my life desu
>>
>>53776590
Naw lad
At worst it replaces one religion with another built around vague worship of the material and "science" as some unitary entity
>>
>>53776903
Obviously I mean before that stage
>>
>>53776885
>/Pol/
>P

hello reddit
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>>53776885
DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>53776885
yep

i stocked up, built an anderson shelter and everything
>>
>>53776885
/pol/ is literally full of retards, a happening everyday, yesterday they thought that we were about to enter another world war because the Chinese stock market was allegedly going to collapse
>>
might do a cheeky suicide
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>>53776920
Where you pretend to care about race, class, geography, religion etc. so you don't come across as a typical white liberal feminist.

Yet they don't really care, just covering their asses so they don't get called out on in.
>>
>>53776755

Sweden defines everything as rape
>>
>>53776920
A way for feminist professors to maintain their relevancy by injecting themselves into other feilds
>>
>>53776995
A broken clocks still right twice a day
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>>53776923
Yep, this one phoned somebody to come sort me out. Good thing my stop was immediately after that.
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>>53777045
They don't even manage that desu
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>>53776968
>still waiting for a good 2016 gimmick

hi /tv/
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>>53777096
I don't even lurk /tv/ you rem
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>>53777076
>being this brainwashed by the feminist Zionist Jews
>your chakras being this unaligned
>your pineal gland being this calcified
WAKE UP, GOOD GOY
>>
>>53777096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJzRpgXvM2I
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l-lads
>>
>>
If I ever won the lottery I'd come on /Brit/ and give away free money. Not because I'm being charitable and generous, but because normies would flood to this general in a mad attempt to get free money, completely destroying this general in the process.

Yes...yes... That is my master plan, crashing this general - with no survivors
>>
>>53777185
Get a fucking job dormer
>>
>>53776995
/int/ isn't much better

>man kills kids at a Swedish school
>/int/ claims he was Muslim because he "clearly looks brown from the pics"
>turns out it was a right-wing extremist who hated immigrants
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>>53777249
I would pay you all to fight each other. Would be fun to see lol
>>
>>53777237
WOKING MENTIONED
>>
>I live in ramsbottom
Bit gay desu
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>>53777237
NEW
>>53777293
>>53777293
>>53777293
>>
just got back from jury service lads
>>
@53777145

Stop replying to me you unbearable saprobe.
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I should just give up hope on ever getting a gf 2bh
>>
>>53777287
/pol/ isn't bad because it's right wing (if anything there are loads of lefties spamming shit there)

It's bad because there is no possibility for measured reaction or calm rational discussions, just a hive of memes and teenage nazis/mentally stunted college lefties trolling each other
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>>53776970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQ2x-CeA2E
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