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Got married in my arsenal kit edition
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crayon pop
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>>53777293
know a lad like that irl
He's got the autism and he comes into college dressed in full football kits every day
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lol
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Aston villa FC
Birmingham
West Midlands
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asiangf2016 going well lads
speaking to 2 azn qts on tinder right now
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>>53777293
#runtlife
#justruntthings
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Poleaboo is now having a burger meal his sister got him from Chunky Chicken

This day just keeps getting better and better
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lads, if you had:

>(one shot)
>£5k in cash in your jacket
>can start from any train station in uk
>12 hour time limit
>normal legal repurcussions

whats the best bants you can concoct?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0-tMiWTEsI
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mum wants me to nip down the shops and get a bottle of milk but I'm absolutely cunted on benzos and I don't think I'd be able to walk straight hahaha

deary me the life I lead, absolutely bananas. never know what I'll do next
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need to pack my shit haha
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>>53777540
Shut the fuck up, flamenconigger
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>>53777481
Oi blud your sisters a sket
Heard she got fingered by amir round the back of the chippy on Friday
And he managed to fit in 4 fingers too!!!
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>>53777293

Does no one else get triggered by the thought of getting married wearing clothes? I kind of feel like the clothes should become 'part of the marriage' and that by taking them off you're removing the marriage if that makes sense.

The main lesson is never to go full jumbo and get married in a suit that you'll have to keep for the rest of your life. Get married naked or in your underwear, that way the marriage will persist at all times

Thank you for listening
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>>53777540
what
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>>53777540
murder poleboo
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https://poal.me/vckq7c

HELP US OUT LADS

NEDERDRAAD VS MAMMI
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took a pyrazolam
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which is the best eastern european country for mail order brides lads?
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>>53777540
drink the shot
go to digi ( just outside Central Station in Newcastle)
and then I'd get completely fucked with all my mates and buy slags drinks
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It's my birthday today, what should I tell people well they ask what I did today so that they don't realise I'm a complete loser with no friends?
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Buisiness idea: Force progressivism (feminism, LGBT etc.) on muslims and when they retaliate we demonise them
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>>53777544

benzo-buddy
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>laundry day
i should have a wife to do this
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Me at the back with the cool hat
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>>53777544
>never know what I'll do next
more benzos, I imagine
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How do you get a gf anyway? I go out a fair bit and meet plenty but it seems like they all have boyfriends already.
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>>53777729
Yes, you should. Why don't you again?
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Regulated capitalism is still capitalism and all capitalism comes with oppression, hierarchal structures, class, violence and inequity.
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God save the Queen lads
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>>53777729
>>laundry
FOY
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>>53777654
Human trafficking is a serious crime, expect the fedsanymoment
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>>53777624
good boy

>>53777701
good lad
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>>53777735
i wonder if she's wearing leopard print knickers
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>>53777696
Say you went out for a meal with the family.
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>>53777745
Met a girl at work and am going out with her
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>>53777697
Progressivism is a jewish ploy to end the white race since they're still butthurt about the holohoax. It will never be used against non-whites since the Jews already have more power than them.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMLSW91dVe4
>tfw no at Palestinian gf
>tfw she would never slob on my nob because I'm an atheist
;_;
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>>53777775
Perfectly describes the USSR
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doing a poopoo
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>>53777745
be good looking and rich
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>>53777777
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>>53777799
Good question
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>she thinks anyone would notice or care
>she's this fucking narcissistic
>politics are literally a fashion accessory
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/688863120492748800
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>>53777775
Well it is just feudalism on a more personal level
Hierarchy and such isn't all a bad thing

Better than communism and some bureaucratic aristocracy
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playing playstation games
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>>53777785
Brit on vacation here, but could you explain to the Yanks what the proper term for it is?
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>>53777540
I'd start from my own towns train station, go straight to the bank and deposit the £5,000 then walk home, all within the 12 hours.
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>>53777882
Does she know she's a meme?
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>>53777847
Even then they have boyfriends
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>>53777824
>scousers
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how do these TWATS reflect my rockets every time but when I try it I always miss
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>>53777882
Yea lmao people wear Che shirts and commie pins on ushanka hats all the time
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>>53777921
does anyone truly know anything?
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>>53777882
people under 21 shouldn't be allowed to use the internet
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>>53777922
women will leave their boyfriends if something better (i.e., not you) comes along
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*sits back and tents fingers*
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>>53777956
important question
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>>53777921
A couple of twats who insist on posting about her does not a meme make
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my jewish boss just claimed that he was more english than most english people, not quite sure how that's possible tbqh

pic was mfw he said it
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Quick lads, generate the most Guardian headline you can think of.
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>>53777959
I actually think there should be age segregation on the internet. It would improve so many things.
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>>53777544
>tfw wondering how many of your dad's Xanax you can steal before he notices
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>>53777540
london, fly home
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>>53778003
>jewish
Has literally no bearing on how English someone is
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>>53778003
love jews tbqh
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>>53777964
Maybe it's worth persevering then
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>>53777481
Chunky Chicken in Oldham?
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>>53777956

you are starting to understand
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>>53778026
"Why being straight isn't something you should be happy about in 2016"
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>i'm 21
>she's 30 but very beautiful
>i think she unironically wants me to marry her

what do i do lads
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>>53778043

He's not ethnically english and he follows jewish cultural customs and gets butthurt if you say anything about Israel, so how is he english exactly?
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>>53777989
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>>53777729
Bit sexist
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>>53778130
Is she Polish?
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>>53778130
End yourself
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I will literally dds anyone in this thread
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>>53777540
>London Euston
>Call in a bomb threat leaving a trace of clues to poleaboo
>take train to heathrow
>fly to thailand and party for a few months
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>>53778130
do it lad
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>>53777882
She's a goddess and everyone in this thread would line up to worship her feet
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>>53778130
keep going
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>>53778176
Best walking man meme I've seen in a long time
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>>53778176
That picture is great
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>>53778166
>He's not ethnically english
found the racist
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>>53778183
she's from abroad, not poland.
>>53778204
I'm trying to think at what could go wrong, but there is literally nothing wrong with being a 23 year old divorcee
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>>53778130
just bee urself :^)
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>>53778130

Is it an arranged marriage or something, you a currybro lad?
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>>53778218
Hi Sarah
Last name should be Von Hapsburg with that jaw
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>>53778176
CROP THE BOTTOM OF YOU STUPID CUNT
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>>53778130
RUN
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>>53778273
its not an arranged marriage. she isnt a currygirl
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lads when can we genocide the gypos
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http://live.reuters.com/Event/Reuters_Live_Video

glad to see trump is even getting people in your country this assblasted
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>>53778280
>Sarah
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>>53778236

I know this is probably bait but it's a biological fact, not racism
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is it a good idea to be a bit curt with girls when they haven't texted you in awhile lads?
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>>53778239
bruh if she is a qt and you love her go for it, get the tax benefits (not sure if thats a thing in bongland but it is in burgerland)
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I loved this show back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjxwXaE5EpE
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>>53778320

So why would someone just offer to marry you via text? Makes no sense lad
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>>53778334
>I know this is probably bait
You're certainly a sharp one lad
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do or do not, there is no try
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>>53778334
ethnicity is a social construct to be honest. inb4 you call me a cuck or a leftists or something I'll explicate why if you press me to.
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havent eaten in a day lads
not even a snack
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>>53778348

treat em mean, keep em keen

if you act like a beta they will get bored with you and drop you for an alpha who beats them up
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>>53778381
She's like lye just having a little joke but Anon is too autistic to realize
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>>53778381
I've been dating her and joking about it and she seemed to seriously consider it. Then I joked about it again on facebook and she sent this back to me.
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>>53778429
thx for the tip lad
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>>53778400

don't bother, there's nothing you could possibly say that would convince me that bioloically accepted scientic fact is a 'social contruct' lel
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>>53778404
Are you trying to lose weight or are you just very lazy?
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>>53778400
>using "it's a social construct" as a justification for something therefore being irrelevant

Literally everything beyond the most basic instinctual actions can be called a social construct.
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>I don't fancy Sarah Gillborn
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>>53778400
Everyone has an ethnic make-up, there's no denying it. Everything that stems from it might be a social construct, but the core of it isn't.
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>>53778452

well if you are actually seriously considering it you will have to propose properly and not just by text message kek
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>>53778474
Ok here we go

There is no gene called 'English' nor a gene called 'French' nor a gene called 'Dutch'. Yes English people tend to have similar (though not identical nor exclusive) genetic profiles, but being English is the result of historical population movements, political/sovereign recognition and language. It is not a purely genetic/biological thing my man.
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>>53778489

the irony is that fasting prevents weight-loss as the body then goes into energy preservation mode to stop fat being used as much as possible.
you have to stop eating for a while to notice any changes.
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>>53778489
Been really stressed so I haven't been hungry. It's just a coincidence I'm a fat fuck trying to lose weight.
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>>53778026
People who say gender equality and Islam don't mix just aren't creative enough
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>>53778548
> confusing ethnic makeup with genetic makeup

you absolute mollusc
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>>53778474
Did you learn this "bioloically accepted scientic fact" from an academic source/institution or from some angry guy on the internet?
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>>53778549
I'm just joking about it to her, but I tihnk for her its a serious option and if she really wants to do it, i'm sort of too beta to say no i think
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britain?? more like bristain... bistain... shistain... shitstain more like SHITSTAIN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1M_luAXwHw
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>>53778615

why do you ostracise yourself like this? bit weird 2bh
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>>53778615
t. Town Rapist
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>>53778026
Anti-Islam, but pro-gay? How mosque opponents tie themselves in knots

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/30/anti-islam-but-pro-gay-how-mosque-opponents-tie-themselves-in-knots
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>>53778615
COMEDY
FUCKING
GOLD
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>I haven't seen the wire
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posting
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>>53778648
>>53778654
>>53778669
nice biting you fucking plebs
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>>53778615
>earns 100EUR/month
>thinks he can talk shit about pakista, i mean britain

kek

KEK
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>you fucking plebs
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things I don't like:

working
normeys
you
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>Common Era
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>>53778592

an angry guy from from an academic source/institution
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just tore my fucking banjo string shagging my fleshlight

what the fuck do i do, i've wrapped like half a toilet roll around it and the blood is still coming out

fucking hell lads why the fuck did this happen to me
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>>53778732
jokes on you I live entirely off my parents being a pathetic waste of oxygen and a burden with no purpose or future
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>>53778552

People with anglo saxon genetic make up are ethnically english end of story. I did say don't bother.
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>>53778798
Wind your neck in chum
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>>53778026

Is Jeremy Corbyn the greatest man in the history of Britain?
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Some women I meet I have nothing but sexual feelings for but if I get to know them and they're nice to me the sex drive goes out the window and I just want to do really innocent and qt things like stroke her hair, hold hands, go on long walks and hold her when she has a cry.

What is wrong with me?
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>tfw I've never attempted to pull my
Foreskin over the head of my dick
I'm scared that if I pull it all the way down it'll get stuck
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>>53778823
so Australians, Canadians, New Zealanders, etc, whatever - they're all really just English people pretending.

fascinating
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>>53778538

GOOD LAD
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>>53778823
no such thing as 'anglo saxon' genetic make up. there are specific genes that occur across various ethnic groups to varying degrees.

For example a given frenchman and a given englishman might have a more similar genetic make up, than another given member of their nation/ethnicity.
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>tfw you know how to fix your own internet without calling up the cunts
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It amazes me that people actually back Right-Wing politics. Don't you know they're clearly the 'baddies' of politics?
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>>53778882
You may be a closet lesbian.
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>>53778903
My man
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magic mushrooms are not drugs
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>>53778890

They are ethnically english yes, just like an indian born in england is ethnically inidan. Is this hard to understand or something lad?
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>>53778884
nothing ventured, nothing gained
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>>tfw you know how to fix your own internet without calling up the cunts
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>>53778643
Auntie Mabel reminds me of my nanny desu
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right then

who wants to get bummed
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>>53778938

>no such thing as 'anglo saxon' genetic make up

yes there is, it's well documented by science
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>>53778992
why not?
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>>53778890
Well technically they're ethnically English. If they were ethnic Australian they'd be abbos or if they were ethnic New Zealander they'd be Moaris.
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>>53779046
not today, my botty hurts from last time :(
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>>53779056
they are just a pretty rank type of mushroom

you know, food
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>>53778600
>So beta he ends up marrying some bit from abroad
cannot fabricate such circumstances
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>>53778999
you keep using the word "ethnically" when what you actually mean is "genetically"
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>>53779056
because fuck you thats why
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new gimmick : we say "thou" instead of "you"

alri lads, can i get a (thou) please
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>>53778661
I don't even understand the point of this article
It says nothing on the issue or explains why LGBT and Islam somehow work out together
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>>53778823
England isn't even that anglo-saxon mate in genetics.
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opiates are not drugs
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Stereophonics are shit
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>>53778882
you gay
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>>53779055
>>53779055
What happens if a Dutch guy has an anglo saxon genetic make up, is he suddenly english?
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>Publisher Penguin Random House says job applicants will no longer be required to have a university degree.

>The firm wants to have a more varied intake of staff and suggests there is no clear link between holding a degree and performance in a job.

>This announcement follows a series of financial companies dropping academic requirements for applicants.

kek, arrogant students BTFO

>b-b-but my piece of paper counts for more than your years of experience!!!!
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>>53779086
do girls here even believe in marriage?

imagine seeing a washed up sket in a wedding dress and thinking you're going to spend the rest of your life together

wew lad
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>>53779138
That's the guardian for you
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>>53779134
awful, just awful

a better gimmick is if we start randomly posting names of cheeses in capital letters
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>>53779078
Shrooms have got me higher than anything else. I was hearing space ships noises last night tripping on them
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>>53779096

Well actually even 'ethnically' in the case of my jewish boss who says he is more english than other english people since he follows jewish cultural tradtions and supports Israel to the point of delusion. Those are not the actions of someone who is 'ethnically' english in the dictionary definition of the term.

And he isn't english genetically either.
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>>53778643
Always thought Pippin was a boy.
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>>53778946
It's all about what you value more, your own independence of thought or not stepping on other people's toes
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>>53779149
Are you dumb?
He's ethnically English, but he's Dutch by nationality.

If I was born in Kenya to English parents, I'd still be 100% ethnically English, but I'd be Kenyan on paper.
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>>53779166

>too poor for school

any Balliol lads here ?
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>>53779218
you should be nailed to the ground
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brimful asha on the 45 brimful asha on the 45
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>>53779149

He's not dutch if he's english is he lad?
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is valentine's day a thing in the uk? have you lads ever gotten one?
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>>53779272
They are the manna from heaven lad mentioned in the bible

http://deoxy.org/manna.htm
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most arrogant people:

1) Students
2) Trannies who want you to learn their pronouns
3) people who cycle on pavements
4) Audi drivers
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>>53779295
Yeah, It's a thing

>ever gotten one
>implying
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>>53779253
But what if all his ancestors were from holland? and his surname was dutch and evertything?

You know like how Angles are from Denmark and Saxons are from germany? So presumably someone from roundabouts north germany or holland could have a genetic profile nearly identical to that of an english person.

Would that make them english?
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>>53779264
I did an Erasmus year at Leeds and an MSc at Oriel College.

Fell in love with England desu
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>>53779215
STILTON
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>>53779288
see
>>53779339
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>>53779367
stop this
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Ethnicity isn't an invisible thing either, you can easily tell which country somebody is from just by looking at them. I can easily tell apart a German from a Russian, or an Irishman from a Norwegian for example.
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>>53779367
bet that felt proper nice to get out
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>>53779367
Literally gagged
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mah waifu
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Just spent 2 hours talking to a girl about her mates. Women are bitchy as fuck lads. I can't even understand how they have any friends at all or how they can even call each other friends. They will literally bitch about how hateful, vindictive, manipulative and cruel their friends are, but when you agree that they sound like bitches, they'll start to defend these same people to the death. Can't wrap my head around it at all.
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>>53779396
see
>>53779367
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>>53779339
You still haven't answered why something being a social construction somehow denies it relevancy
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>people think that each ethnicity has a unique "genetic profile" that no one of any other ethnicity can possibly have

literal retards.
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>>53779337
i got an unsigned one last year. never found out who sent it. still never held a girl's hand.
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>Went back to his
>He had quite a messy house
>Looking at pictures he had a wife and kids, or maybe used to but there was nobody else there
>He took me up to his room and started kissing me, which I didn't like that much
>Took our clothes off and I did enjoy his hairy chest against mine
>Went down to suck him off again
>Licked his balls and shaft all over
>Tried deepthroating it but way too big, gagged immediately
>Carried on for a little while then he motioned for me to stop and he went into his drawer
>He had lube and johnnies in there
>Told me to bend over
>Started rubbing lube on my arsehole
>Again couldn't believe this was actually happening and felt a bit faint
>Somehow felt really, really, really good, just him rubbing my bp
>He slipped a finger in, started moving it in and out, felt uncomfortable at first but then I got used to it
>Did the same but with two and three fingers
>Stung so I asked him to use more lube which he did
>Felt more comfortable
>He must have been doing it for a while and I was just bent over moaning little a little slut
>Then I heard him opening the condom, turned around and saw him rolling it on
>genuinely did nearly pass out again
>I about to take a dick up the arse, wew
>Felt the tip against my bp
>He put it in slowly
>He kept going until it was all in then pulled it out again
>Hurt even more coming out
>gasped out in pain
>He put more lube on and just carried on
>Still really hurt but less
>He started to go faster
>Didn't feel good at all
>He was getting faster, and after about 10 mins I didn't feel anything at all
>He tells me to lean upwards so my back is against his chest
>Suddenly it feels GOOD, his dick is suddenly hitting the right spot
>I actually start involuntarily moaning
>He's shagging me pretty hard now and moaning
>I guess I was turning him on because he came in the condom soon after that
>Lay on the bed breathless for a while as he got changed
>He dropped me off at my house later on
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>>53779457
I didn't imply that, you're putting arguments and viewpoints into my mouth.
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>>53779339
English genetic make up isn't exclusively Anglo Saxon lad. It's Celtic, Norman, Jute, Anglo, Saxon plus all the Scandinavian DNA from when we used to get literally raped and pillaged by Vikings.
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>>53779474
It's just retarded stormniggers.

By his logic everyone on this map is ethnically english
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>>53779339
The bottom line is that there is an aspect of social construction going on there but it's completely insignificant. It's basically just there to allow the biological reality to be expressed.

People who say that race is a social construct sound as idiotic as a person who would try to claim that a car was its frame or its pedals or its wheels as opposed to its mechanics.

The mechanics may not be the car per se but they are the most important aspect to the car. The car is more its mechanics than it is its frame or wheels. Race is more biologically constructed than it is socially constructed.
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>>53779474
No one's saying that lad. It's about collated averages.
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5 years ago you could get a fixed 5yr ISA at 4%

didn't take it lol

fucks sake
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>>53779474
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>>53779521
rather gay that
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Gf is coming over in a bit
Might watch the new season of parks and rec
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GORGONZOLA
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>>53779365

>Oriel

Oy Gevalt, I bet you did it because you're a Nazi.

Apologize Hans.
Now.
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>>53779521
You might be gay I think
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>>53779533
Haplogroups also aren't 'genetic profiles' either though.

If an English guy who has R-S21 has a son with a black woman, who in turn has a son with a black woman, who in turn has a son with a black woman. All those black sons will still be Haplogroup R-S21.

Haplogroups are like ancient patrilineal descent lines.
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imagine the mental state when you're having sex for the first time. "i've now put my willy in this girl's fanny, her reptilian brain has said to let me impregnate her because my genes are good." wild.
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>>53779521
>my bp
fuck's sake and it was all going so well
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>>53779561
Not really that great considering your money's away for 5years. Currently trying to put my savings in a bond or something, 0.9% is the going rate, just fuck my shit up
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>>53779578
>>53779625
forgot to put no homo at the end
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>ethnicity is genetic
>because ethnicity is not primarily associated with genetics, anyone can become English

both equally wrong
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>>53779566
>that pocket of R1b over the Caspian Sea

why
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>>53779367
How much would it cost you to suck that bad boy off her face?
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changed a lot recently

no longer mind gays also have become a zionist
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>>53779566
see
>>53779631

>>53779536
race is also sort of invalid, its just a convenient catchall based on phenotypes, rather than a solid biological/genetic commonalities. Ie not all black people have a gene in common, not all yellow people have a gene in common etc etc.
>>53779546
yes but ethnicities are based on langauges and history and geography and to a degree politics and sovereignty.

People don't take genetic tests to work out who other english people are.
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>>53779365
pls be in Graz
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>>53779526
You certainly did
You said in effect that the "Englishness" of Anons very Jewish boss is not in question because being English is a social construct

I'm saying that his strict Jewish identity an identification with Israel/another culture takes away from his English identity even if he may happen to be genetically related to other Englishman
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>>53779705
I do this too

My political beliefs swing wildly

One day I'm practically a nazi, then next day I'm a nigger lover.
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>>53779669
Traders from long ago who sailed down volga river
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>>53779566
you really dont get it mate, give up and take your lovely map home with you.
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>Posted an advert on Gumtree (when they allowed sex ads) saying I was a "horny teen" or something similar
>Got loads of emails from guys with cock pics
>Chatted back and forth with them about what I wanted to do
>Told them all I was 16 and legal (I was a few months off tbf)
>Agreed to meet this one guy with a pretty big dick to suck him off, he was nearby
>VIVIDLY remember being in the shower getting myself clean before I left, shaving my pubes off, brushing my hair, putting on a nice pair of skinny jeans
>He picked me up at the end of the road and I was really nervous, I could barely speak to him
>He wasn't that attractive, like a 6/10, but he was tall and I knew he had a nice willy and he was older which was a turn on
>He makes me feel at ease and we drive to the carpark of a nearby forest where there were no cars
>Start rubbing his cock through his jeans, he's already hard
>Feel like I'm going to pass out
>He unzips his jeans and pulls down his boxers
>The most beautiful fucking cock I've ever seen before my eyes, like 8 inches long and nice and fat, nice thatch of pubes
>Slobber all over it like the inexperiened bender I was, catch my teeth on it a couple of times, wank him off whilst the head is in my mouth
>Really enjoying it, hearing him grunt and moan and stroke my hair
>He says he lives quite close by if I want to try getting fucked
>I'm so horny I say yes pretty much straight away
idk if anyone wants to hear the rest. he did take me back to his and do me up the bum though
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>>53779647

I'm guessing you could take it early with a penalty roughly the same as one years interest
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SHES A KILLER
QUEEEEEN
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>>53779730
You're wrong. If you want to know why read this book
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-British-A-Genetic-Journey/dp/1780270755
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Uber is fucking brilliant lads

Love it
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>>53779761
think it's a sign of intelligence honestly

dumb people tend to stay close-minded and rigid with their beliefs
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>>53779730
>yes but ethnicities are based on langauges and history and geography and to a degree politics and sovereignty.

>People don't take genetic tests to work out who other english people are.
You're right, and I realise ethnicity isn't the right term. However, that doesn't negate the fact that we will have a unique distribution of alleles. You could probably make an informed guess to their nationality if you did a comprehensive genetic test, but of course there's a large margin of error.
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Über is fucking abysmal lads

Hate it
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>>53779661
guy saying ethnicity is a social construct here.

I completely agree, just because it is a social construct does not invalidate it. However if someone is to be ethnic anything, he has to be recognised as being it.

The criterion depends on the rest of the ethnicity. If its apperance or language or history or place of birth or outwards culture or habits or if its based on the likelihood of him having a certain set of genetic features (in addition to those other things).

But it isn't genetic purely, nor is it predominantly genetic. Different ethnicities can have very similar genetics, but you wouldnt say a frenchman is an enlgsihman.

Similarly historically when choosing who was part of our ethnicity we weren't doing 23andme tests.
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>>53779705
Ever thought about your reasoning for this?
Seems more like mental immaturity of anything
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>>53779796
Oh i don't really know how ISAs work. That wouldn't work with my accounts
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>>53779761
>>53779831
No, you're probably just both emotionally unstable.
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uber is not something i have an opinion about

ignore it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8hEs-nUFTM
excellent video
only 16 seconds but it is in my opinion the greatest film scene of all time
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Good news, /brit/!

They had no "refugees" in stock that my mum was willing to foster (age 0 to 10), I will not be getting a kebab brother after all.
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>>53779748
Nah i wasn't jumping into that argument, I was just saying ethnicity is not genetic.

being part of an ethnicity relies on recognition as being part of it, which things like being part of another ethnicity can negate.
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>>53779641
same
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>>53779869
>>53779893
it's called developing as a person dumbos
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>>53779781
continue, bender.
Guarantee my first time was a whole lot worse than this shit youve got going
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>>53777882
My dad's literally shown up in Texas with a Red Army ushanka. They don't give a fuck.
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>>53779781
>engaging in sexual activities with a male
big gay that
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BORED
O
R
E
D
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Hate this blue monday meme lads, makes no sense

It's literally a viral ad campaign
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>>53779938
the second part is here >>53779521 and it was all cheshire not me haha
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>>53777824
I don't get it, what does that have to do with the shitty goon rap video
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>>53780012
>maths
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>>53779864
Ethnic map of europe
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>>53779937
No not really
It doesn't sound like developing perspectives so much as a lack of an attention span or much thought on any of the matters you stop upon, taking them at their superficial values only.
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>>53780072
frisians stronk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlxiQYQsI9k

lmao
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>>53780107
I am going to play mount and blade viking conquest because of this comment
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>>53779166
>This announcement follows a series of financial companies dropping academic requirements for applicants
Except those are A Levels and GCSEs, stuff no one cares about past the age of 18 anyway.
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>>53780072
>tfw anglo-celtic
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

(dahdahdahdah dah-DAH-dah-dah-DAH)
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>>53780056
Oh shit haha I posted the wrong video waheeey, I was wondering why that other lad mentioned scousers. How embarrassing.

This is the video I was talking about, skip to 2:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzR_J6Hrrr4
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>>53780072
these maps have limited usefulness btw.
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we're nearing the end of page 1 lads

might formulate a new thread
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if your uni has registers for lecture attendance then you are at a runt uni
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>>53780239
i knew that already 2bh
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poleaboo on the right aha
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>>53780198
she'll never go out with you because you're a fucking chav
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>>53780239
Tbh we don't have classes in huge lecture halls so it's pretty obvious when you skip out on class
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>>53780239
agree with this
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>>53780072
About a quarter of the words on that maps arguably describe an actual ethnicity.

>Ok sir what's your ethnic background?
>Celto-Saxo-Frisian of course, can't you tell from the shape of my nose?
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>>53779521
This is unironically my fantasy, got a chub reading this 2bh

I don't know what's up with me, but when I'm horny I get proper intense gay fantasies about just gagging on a nice fat cock and having it deep up my bum. However, I am revolted at the thought of fucking another male. I only want to get fucked.

But after I've had a wank all these gay fantasies dissipate and I turn into a straight man, until I'm horny again.
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>>53780239
>implying i attend uni
i'm quite happily a proud neet that don't need no further education
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>>53780286
That other video I posted was the guy who I buy weed off, I posted it here earlier..
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>>53780347
>not being a NEET with a degree

rasheed
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> A GOOD 30 HOURS
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>>53779521
HOMEWRECKER GET THE FUCC OUT OF MY THREAD
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>>53780340
celt saxon and frisian is all an ethnicity though
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>>53780288
Ugh, colonials.
>>
hurt a girls feelings lads
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>>53780410
t. his bird left him to become a rug muncher
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>>53780402
>german-russian

lol born from the soviet rape of germany in ww2
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>>53780437
Irish, German and Dutch are all ethnicities.
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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
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>>53780402
>three unknowns
HMMMM
I WANDER WHERE THOSE "3 unknowns" ARE FROM?
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>>53780390
ummmmm??? my name isn't Rasheed?? really goes to show that u don't need to be smart to get a uni degree these days!
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>>53780440
M8 no one learns anything in those huge lectures and they suck ass after first year
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>>53780481
2bh still just a kid.
Not their fault what their grandparents did.

> HORRIFIC
> BETRAYAL
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>>53780285
>He idolises a bunch of underclass, NEET dole scum morons
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>>53780508
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>>53780551
>underclass
>NEET
>dole
>scum
>moron
me irl
>>
>>53780489
read this from wikipedia

The Dutch (Dutch: About this sound Nederlanders (help·info)), occasionally referred to as Netherlanders, a term that is cognate to the Dutch word for Dutch people, "Nederlanders" are a Germanic ethnic group native to the Netherlands.[17][18] They share a common culture and speak the Dutch language. Dutch people and their descendants are found in migrant communities worldwide, notably in Suriname, Curaçao, Argentina, Brazil, Canada,[19] Australia,[20] South Africa,[21] New Zealand, and the United States.[22]

>"Nederlanders" are a Germanic ethnic group

>The Frisians are a Germanic ethnic group native to the coastal parts of the Netherlands and Germany
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On a train to Wales lads
Although I'm getting off before we get to Wales because I'm not a poor cunt haha
>>
>>53780402
OH MY GOD the news is SO racist.

This is an IMPORTANT Arab ceremony called the impaling of the piglet and it TAKES 30 hours because it involves 60 men and there's only ONE boy.

WE have no RIGHT to interfere! It's CULTURALLY ENRICHING!
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>>53780524
agree with this, such is life doing 'meme' popular 'le get any job and earn a million a year' engineering t.bh, can't believe i fell for it
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>>53780524
Get out of my sight you speck of dust, you bubble of mucus that I sneezed out an hour ago, you useless blithering bellicose little diatom. Even if your opinions weren't utter tripe I still would not care for them. Begone. Squeal elsewhere.
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>The UK is as good as a muslim country
>want to go overseas
>when i return to raise children, the islamic state will have taken over

it's a grim future lads
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gf is cooking dinner
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>>53780402
if this isn't the norm in your cunt then you're a bloody racist.
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>>53780676
just come to australia lol
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>>53780455
she probably deserved it
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>>53780672
>UK
>Engineering
>good money
good one
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>>53780751
>abos
>lebs
>deadly spiders

no thanks m8
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>>53780676
>as good as a muslim country
>5%
There is still hope my friend
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>>53780676
The day Britain becomes more than 50% Muslim I'm going to start a rebellion desu. Don't care if I get arrested or killed either.

>MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING ON ME MR. POLICEMAN. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
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>>53780764
did you actually read my post
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>>53780676
>Not moving to another country and seen as an outsider to the established society and therefore largely immune to it's rules and restrictions
No one judges foreigners so long as they're not obnoxious. Even poorfag Euros and Commonwealth members are seen as exempt from normal society.
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>>53780597
Ok fair enough. 'Celt' is not an ethnic group though. And none of this detracts from the fact that Celto-Saxo-Friso-Mongolio-Ravioli is not an ethnic group.
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>>53780672
how much do engineers really earn? :O
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>>53780809
Where do you think you are?
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>>53780673
Fresher detected
After first year I can't see how huge lectures can be common
I have one but even that is pretty bull and there is a lab as part of the course as well which is much smaller and generally better
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>>53780803
you will be dead before that happens
youll probably die a virgin too
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>>53780820
>Celto-Saxo-Friso-Mongolio-Ravioli
technically it would be, just a very impure one
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>>53780679
Eh lad watch out
Them dark types are known to eat food that carry the Ebola virus. If she tries to feed you bats and monkeys, get the fuck out.
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>>53780672
Engineers do pretty good over here

Unfortunately you'd still be a wagecuck in a cubicle
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>>53780809
reddit: the post
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>>53780813
>exempt from normal society
>a good thing
only on 4chan
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>>53780834
you sad runt cunt i cant see your inevitable reply and if i could i would not give it any notice because you are an insect a wriggling worm and i am the sparrow regurgitating you into my nest to feed my young
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>>53780855
lol ok lad
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>>53780872
get out of my sphere of influence i'll end your life and your precious 'memes'
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>>53780844
or you could be the virgin british boy that was promised to the oil princess of yorkshire
>>
>>53780931
>>53780931
>>53780931
>>53780931
>>53780931
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>>53780909
I meant exempt as in above it. Think ubermensch rather than outcast.
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>>53780672
how much are we talking? $50,000 could be considered a good salary in land of the septic tanks.
>>
Having 2 different conversations with one person, one via text and one via snapchat
why can't we just use one this is difficult
>>
>>53780959
Have you actually lived in a foreign country? There are benefits but you're really overselling it, there are certainly downsides
>>
>>53781041
>Have you actually lived in a foreign country?
N-no. J-j-just shitposting on /brit/
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>When she ignored them one of the group - a man described as around 30 years old and “remarkably small” - apparently followed her and asked her to have sex with him in exchange for money.

when will they ever learn?
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Last for America.
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