/brit/

shoo slimey limey

Azusa

>>53735225
girl who I had a thing for asked me to watch it and I said maybe

I soon realised she was mental so I got out of it as soon as I could

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>tfw Britain is going to ban trump on Monday

caranimaisie

>>53738859
London obviously, it's a pic. of a London Overground train lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSLEhskkSo

Cold out

>>53738894
yeah true i guess they would be massive slags with daddy issues and personality flaws in the first place so might as well get paid for it haha

my job isnt degrading though, i work in design and love it so 8)

>>53738849
because they get very busy sometimes and it's more efficient to have standing passengers than space taken up by seats.

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>>53738983

going country to shot bare food

What phones do you lot have?
OnePlus "fedora" X reporting in

>>53738938
Just get some nice street wear sneakers tbH

I'm wearing my asic gel lyte Vs ATM and they're not bad.

what are good shoes to wear lads

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kyary

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You were all wrong lads

>>53739054
for what purpose?

Shagging Charli XCX up the shitpipe tomorrow lads, will snap a pic of her brown-eye for you x

>>53739054
Vans

fuck brits

Azusa

>>53739070
you going to shag kentqt or what?

>>53738997
I went to Koln (before it was fell to the muslamics) from Amsterdam so it may well have been.

>>53739070
haha scream for me maidenhead \m/ \m/

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>tfw no peng ting

on some indian trains people dive in through the windows as the train is still pulling into the station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWffD16layY

>>53739094
Don't get fucking vans you dickhead they're literally meme shoes

Jesus Christ people were wearing them in like year 10 just move on

>>53739054
Duct tape some tesco bags to your hooves and you're set for a couple of days. ~15 pence a pop.

>>53739082
pulling fit sceney pop punk slags

>>53739094
sorted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ZJfiEJE9A

Choon

>>53739139
kings cross station.webm

>>53739139
wew imagine the smell of that crowded sweaty indian mess

>>53739139
I'd definitely be on the roof, imagine the heat/smell inside. fuck that.

>>53739163
literally bought a pair of vans the other week, and then a pair of undisclosed nike trainers today

>>53739179
>sceney pop punk
do you need time travel shoes?

>>53739139
you clearly haven't been on the train heading towards Manchester airport on the last weekend before Christmas then

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will stop procrastinating soon

>>53739139
imagine the smell

>>53739163
tbqh as long as you don't look like a smelly greasy fedora autist that wears "geek" or band t-shirts it really doesnt matter about your fashion that much unless you hang out with a bunch of narcissists

>there are lads in this thread who don't just buy an expensive pair of well made leather boots that will last them at least 10-20 years

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>>53739054

>>53739240
they still exist slam dunk fest is still as popular as ever if not more popular you cunt

>>53739179
Converses, skate shoes, those slip on thiings

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>>53739163
the all black/all white ones are okay

>>53739314
fuck off billionaire

Doing a major depression

>>53739373
agreed with this - i have all black vans with white laces - looks pretty ordinary

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going to buy these

Doing a major regression

How much money did that fat half life guy make with steam?

>>53739357
haha okay m8
its fine to be into dated fashion if youre a teenager dont worry

>>53739436
about tree fiddy

>>53739423
tongue is ridiculous, ruins the shoe la

really really want a BMW lads
and i'm not referring to the car aha ;)

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you only get air con in the most expensive classes on indian sleeper trains

>>53739436
50p and a twix

Breaking news lads

US authorities say they are trying to locate a group of Americans missing in Baghdad, officials say.

The three missing people may have been kidnapped by militias, reports the Arab news channel al-Arabiya, citing its own sources.

>>53739451
the what

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>>53739163
Bet you wear these

>>53739459
Ahahahaha Batman's willy??? ;9

>>53739437
or if you're an old man
which i am

>>53739497
last night i had a dream in which i bought a pair of these

>not wearing air force ones

might wank to cody lane blue room scene

>>53739497
Rich coming from the runt literally wearing vans

genuine question is it okay to wear velcro trainers if you're just going into town?

i need to go to tesco but have no other shoes

>>53739487
the tongue mate.

>>53736412

Theyre trying to make eugenics a fedora meme now?

What squat 1RM do you need to achieve a qt gf lads?

>>53739527
no then its pretty sad m8
theres this one lad in his late 20s who spikes his hair up and wears band clothes on casual friday in the office - everyone is cringing at you

>>53739574
If I saw you I would judge you pretty hard

>>53739574
not really no but fuck it
who's going to see them
wear them with pride and do what you need to do

>>53739574

tesco is shut at this time

>not wearing the real meme shoes: CP achilles low

unironically have two pairs

>>53739598
200

>>53739600
im literally 34 years old and do this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403603/It-s-impossible-integrate-Muslim-community-Western-Europe-says-president-Czech-Republic.html?ito=social-facebook

Absolute ledge

>>53739637
i'm not going now you melt

>>53739611
>>53739618
alright lads thanks

>>53739653
Rorke

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>>53739497
I bet Kev does

>>53739638
>5x the price of vans
>same quality
>no one can tell the difference

Need a JUST image to reply to this granddad poster tBh

>>53739637
my local express is open til 10
gonna nip down shortly 2bh

>>53739600
OK so what's the cool "in" thing now in terms of fashion and music

>>53739653
even the daily mail comment section is calling him a racist

that's when you know you've stepped over the line

>>53739459
big manchester willy

Elsa Jean is a nice little blonde porn whore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am67NNjh_Lk

Choon

>>53739726
Rasheed

>>53739722
seapunk

>>53739722
listen to what music you like
dont dress like a skateboarding teenager
pretty simple

hey boys


easing into the thread


the first post is always the hardest one because you haven't joined any conversations yet haha

>>53739505
>>53739727
a black mans willy

>>53739734
What an odd thing to type

>>53739715
>same quality as vans

They may not be 5x the quality, but they are certainly a lot better than any vans.

They look a lot better than any vans too.

>>53739638
rich cunt

>that one clueless pleb who wears a black suit to work

>>53739772
done
done

well that was easy

STILL FUCKING WAITING FOR THE NEW SARGON OF AKKAD

UPLOAD IT ALREADY SARGON YOU CUNT I KNOW YOU'RE LURKING

how big are your willys lads?

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>>53739653
we need to have closer ties with portugal again

>>53739734
Just saw one of her vids the other day
She got a nice butt

>plain whites/ common project shoes

These are for good looking normies who dress well

If you're ugly and wear them people will just call you poor

>>53739776
>>53739776
hi :3 !

>>53726094
high test lads

>>53736412
To be honest fedoras are the nicest people on earth they are just incapable of get pussy but when you meet one you relaise that they are cool desu.

>>53739807
big enough ;)

>>53739734
>she's done BLACKED

nice one

>>53739807
not telling

>>53739807
12 inches floppy

>>53739790
I wear a white suit to work

>>53739798

bog sim, his sargon

>>53739600
I dont think anyone really cares what other people wear

>>53739797
but you said you wear band apparel and spike your hair? or was that someone else

>>53739827
heh ;)

>>53739807
8" after some blood has rushed down there aha
get a bit light headed

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Jun Suzuki

haha as if people on /brit/ are experts at giving fashion tips hahahahahaha where are your gfs lads

90% of women enjoy rape

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>>53739798
>"Please Sargon, I need you to tell me how to think!"

Don't you lads HATE IT when you've got something like 400 words of an essay to write but you CAN'T FUCKIN think of what else to write

Most working class people are actually thick as pig shit, literally no use to society.

does sargon actually browse here?

>>53739807
5.5 centimeters

>>53739880
nah i do know someone who does that though

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>why yes I am a regular watcher of Sargon of Akkad

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>>53739864
does he still post on /sp/?

>>53739869
what? people judge you constantly lad and the easiest thing to judge on is appearance
clothes are a means to an end, dress based on what you want people to think

>>53739899
right here - >>53739897

>>53739938
No but King does

He led the /trans/ invasion to /brit/

>>53739932
no

quick,

>>53739899
Getting filled up by Jamal haha what live, laugh,love

the mind is a fire to be kindled not a vessel to be filled

gonna become a vegetarian

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>>53739828
>linking to the post and not the image

Do you think I'm going to go all the way to another thread? Who do you think you are m8?

>>53739798

>"Republics are temporary. Monarchies go on and on forever"


lol

>>53739938
his sargon


(not /int/, only seen him on /sp/)

>>53739916
and the other 10 havent been raped yet?

>check the price of these adidas shoes
>£67

literally why its a chav shite brand and looks like average shoes

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>>53739899

l i t e r a l l y was with the gf the other day desu

>>53739953
yeah but i'm not sure its the same person

>>53739938
we're probably too plebian for his enlightened mind

fuck it, still no sargon.

Stefan Molyneux is it then.

>>53739938
he said he "cant follow the conversation" on 4chan so doesnt come here
hes in his 40s or something so unsurprising

>>53739955

rollin rollin rollin rollin what

redpill me on king

>>53739953

Haven't been to that shithole for a long time but I would guess yes

>>53740039
Legendary figure of /sp/

Gimmicks went down in history.

>>53739973
king of pol? he really encouraged trannies to come here? bit odd

nothing wrong with vans 2bh, i think the old school ones are pretty /fa/ the plimsole ones are a bit gay tho

>>53739956
oh right
maybe I just dont properly give a shit then

>tfw have bow legs so all shoes look fucking retarded on me

Great

>>53739987

enjoy your no gains

Haha lads missed the cutoff for registering for more courses so looks like I've got a light courseload this semester waheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>53740045

and does the don daddy?

Just had my last cigarette for a while lads

Probs slow down on them now hey. Haha probs won't be going on a date for a while so I'm going to spend a lot of money on a tasty meal rn for brekkie! :>

>>53740065
what gimmicks lad?

i know he was a chelsea fan but that's about it

>>53739955
pls give russel

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>still miss my dog

don't even know bow legs are

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who needs real life when you have Smart Anime™?

WAR AND PEACE BITTTCHHHESSSSS

DID

YOU

SEE

DAT

SCORE

JAY

...who is 'Sargon'?

>>53739423
DONT

http://www.adidas.co.uk/copa-vulc-shoes/F37395.html

http://www.adidas.co.uk/busenitz-shoes/G48060.html

http://www.adidas.co.uk/adiease-shoes/F37310.html

>>53740143
3, 2, 1, 5, 4 ,6

>>53740099

god what an autist he was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Wjcs3ilRM

>>53740153
CLASSIC DUEL

>>53739956
just dress smartly in a way that suits you - no one really gives that much of a shit. don't try and be edgy or a special snowflake. that's the way i see it

>>53740114
I'm not a Chelsea fan (yes I am King), that was someone pretending to be me.

You'll know me from such threads as THAT Fulham vs QPR thread and countless /trans/ * /epl/ shitstorms.

>>53740176
a fedora youtuber

>>53740153
WAR AND PEACE AND THEN DEUTSCHLAND 83 ON CHANNEL 4 +1 AFTER AHHHHH

>>53740065
fuck off king

>>53740039
enormous autist, serial doxxer. left /sp/ for /brit/ and is almost certainly the man quoted above.

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>>53740137
I have the left but worse

>>53740185
errytime

>>53740153

honestly cant get into it because all the russians speaking in aristocratic english accents proper puts me off, would much rather it be in russian with subs 2bh

>>53740176
/sp/ tripfag who can't spell

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>>53740020
>adidas
>chav shite

absolutely not

>>53740215
I'm not seeing the issue

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>>53740184
hello reddit.

>>53740215
See plenty of girls with legs like the left t͜bh. Would still smash 'em (if I wasn't a NEET loser).

>>53740215
can you shoot arrows from them?

>>53740153
deutschland 83 is better 2bh

>>53740176

retarded illiterate labour fanboy tripcunt who used to shit up /sp/. got doxxed and was revealed to have a TSR account with 14,000 posts.

>>53740248
>chav shite
it's slav shite

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Finally at yard

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>>53740176

>>53740143
5 6 3 2 1 4

>>53740271
haha might I ask of you my good sir, when do the bacons narwhal? ;)

used to be a well known /sp/ trip in 2010-11 lads but i came here in 2012 and then /sp/ went to shit

>>53740295
dogge

>>53740312
is that sargon

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>>53740176

this king characters sounds like a mythical chracter but he seems cool so whatever

>>53740265
Yes because hers isn't so bad

Mine looks stupid
Big retarded gap

Wearing shoes looks super retarded

$9.5 for a schnitty Sanger not sure if I should commit to one

literally don't think anything i've ever said here has been quoted in greentext next to a fedora pic haha

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>>53740347
his sargon

Borther just came in, the little legend bought me a bag of shrooms.

gonna make a cassorle tomorrow
going to include sundried tomatoes

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>>53740331
pretty smart assessment.

Been buying some stuff from people on Reddit and tracked shipping from the U.S. is $4, but to send stuff to the US tracked it's at least £7
what the fuck lads

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>gonna make a cassorle tomorrow

>going to include sundried tomatoes

>might top it off with a grand single malt

>>53740295
are you victorian lad

>>53740295
Looks like a nice room la

>>53740143
1 2 5 4 3 6

king is the UTV stalker, destroyer of bog sim and the creator of poleaboo

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>>53740441
>are you victorian lad

There are so many cafes in this shopping centre

Who needs to go to 4 different places for a latte

Why do mainland Europeans always seem to have such large and well furnished houses? Has anyone else noticed this? I stayed at some middle class craftman's house in Italy once, and his house would be considered upper middle class in the US despite the same people making more money. It's the same in the Netherlands, Norway, Germany and Sweden.

is skrtelpower sershlad?

>>53740425

We get shafted up the arse here

>>53740425

you sound like another airhead poortherner who hasn't done his economics 101 class.

no surprise really.

>>53740454
>a fucking smoking volcano in the middle of the ocean

>>53740295
>grandfather clock

wew lad

Sargon is 1/4 black making him 100% nigger

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>>53740176
a gentleman and a scholar, if somewhat narcissistic

though desu his obsession with feminism/gamergate gets a bit redundant and tiring. much prefer his overall anti-PC rants

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Kind of want to trip balls but that would be very sinful doing that on The Lord's day. Unless shrooms are the manna from heaven?

http://deoxy.org/manna.htm

just typed 'chubby blonde' into the search function of my preferred pornography website
am going to imagine this fat bitch that is gagging for my willy

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>>53740451

>>53740501
Italy is cheap

>>53740295
>that tv
LITTLE

>>53740501
Houses usually stay in families for generations and get passed on with all the furniture and everything

Houses in america get fucking flattened every time there is a brisk breeze

>>53740511
>inverted scotland flag with cuckstamp

have yet to use my willy for the purpose it was designed

>>53740601
having a wee?

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Wear these if I'm not in dress shoes desu

>>53740559
Not for the people living there.

>>53740577
>Houses usually stay in families for generations

In Italy maybe. In Scandinavia and Germany people move out.

>>53740601
you must have a pretty full bladder m8 ;)

>there is no cure to bow legs

fUCKING kill me

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>>53740592
It used to be this

>>53740601
yaeh i wee from my bum too

>>53740425
sounds like it's because of the Tories selling off Royal Mail
I remember when you could send a car to Australia and back for a shilling and sixpence

Still fucked off my titties lads

>>53740645
>there's no cure for autistic looking knock knees

Look much worse. I have duck feet too.

>>53740651
>used to be
not british anymore i'm afraid
>>>/int/cum/

>>53740645

While this fine bow-legged girl fine as all outdoors
Lulls lukewarm lullabies in your left ear
Competing with "Set it Off," in the right
But it all blends perfectly let the liquor tell it

>>53740635
yeah mostly in spain and italy and greece and those types of places where families are more important

it used to be the same in the uk but now when someone inherits a house from their dead parents/grandparents they usually just chuck everything out and decorate it and stick it straight on the market

taking a diclazepam later

>>53740651
your new flags better. Why is Nova Scotia the only good place in Canada? Everywhre is is godless and degerenate.

>>53740706
How is Scotland not British?

>>53740628
where do i cop

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>he doesn't wear these

benders the lot of you

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>can get a train to Glasgow for 36 quid return

Wew lads

>>53740699
What's that

>>53740706
>st andrews cross and alba crest isn't British

>>53740739
I wouldn't go that far
Newfoundland, PEI, and New Brunswick are also good and I even like some parts of Quebec

>>53740645
my grandad had knocked knees and still managed to marry an irish qt and have several children together and remain married for the rest of their lives its not over yet m8

>>53740765

going to see sara?

>>53740722
>chuck everything out and decorate it and stick it straight on the market

Exact same as here. Everybody's house looks like its been furnished from Walmart or Ikea. Cheap untreated pine and particle board. I'm glad my parents have actually invested a good deal into our furniture.

>>53740806
i thought she was in manchester

>>53740765
how far ahead are you booking
also, are you using a railcard?

>>53740743
>novia scotia
>scotland
the same way new england isn't british
>>53740801
>quebec
FOF

>>53740806
Going to see my wife's son

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>tfw no cure for this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osgood%E2%80%93Schlatter_disease

Got it from playing rugby, a small tap on my knee results in excruciating pain.

>>53740801
Yeah newfies are based

>>53740765
not sure going to Glasgow is worth getting paid £36

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i want to marry Ayano.

>>53740805
yeah but i'm ugly too lmao

>>53740861
Also a very small portion of Ontario, like Kingston

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If you're normal on this you're a normalfag.

Knock knees are the worst. I knew these super qt girls that walked like old women because of it. I sway to the side when I walk.

JUST

>>53740822
That's true

can't fucking stand flat pack furniture it's just shoddy and will fall apart within a few years

buy a well made piece of furniture and it will last about 200 years

that's the problem people just want to buy cheap shit and expect it to last

>>53740844
March, not booking just checking. No railcard.
>>53740870
I hear mixed opinions about Glasgow, is it really that shit? Some people love it. My dad loved it.

might just get on the train to anywhere tomorrow
just stay on it and see where i end up
will also hide in the toilet when i see the inspector approaching

>>53740641
>not having a bag

having some hula hoops lads

might buy one of them parkas with the german flag on it lads

>>53740874
*kisses u*

>>53740943
they can see if the door is locked and they'll stay by the door until you open

>>53740943
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler
We were both too tired to sleep

>>53740943
wow thats so cool and random you sound like a really fun person xD

how popular is the fetish of taking a man's virginity among girls?

>>53740986
ye because train inspectors are paid enough to stand outside a shitter for 15 minutes

>>53740971
Rorke

Getting proper fucked off with these wcd tracker issues lads ngl

>>53740971
Yeah they're pretty fucking cool. Where to buy though?

ate an entire domino's for tea and i regret it a tiny bit

>>53741021
depends how hot he is/how much money he has

>>53740929
>I hear mixed opinions about Glasgow, is it really that shit? Some people love it. My dad loved it.

It's alright for a night out if you enjoy going to nightclubs or listening to live music. Also Glasgow uni is good and it attracts a wide range of students from across Europe and the world so it's good craic if you're a student.

Apart from that is is terrible. Truly a vacuum of charisma and a pit of despair. If you want to go to a city in Scotland that isn't a dump, go to Edinburgh (but the nights out aren't as good there).

t. weegiescum

>>53740986
and i'll just say i'm having a huge shit tell him to fuck off and stay in there forever

just want to find a really girl who's horny enough to fuck me and not care what I'm like

>>53741057
military surplus shops

>>53739955
curious

>>53740861
*cracks you on the knee with a hammer for a laugh*

>>53740971
parkas are sooooooo 2014

>Earning sub £40k/year

wew lads how do you survive?

does anyone else here regard having a shower as a relatively big event?

most people I know shower every morning and think nothing of it but I find showering to be a pain in the arse and only do it 2, maybe 3 times a week

>>53741129
Cool military surpluses are based. I saw that they're NATO parkas which is even cooler

>>53741103
>>53741034
I was on the train literally last week and they waited the whole time for them to get out. The guy was some chavvy piece of shit
It won't work if they're really stubborn

>>53741114
it's not even that fucking hard lad

there are plenty of munters out there who would shag you when drunk enough you've just set your standards too high

slut
https://www.instagram.com/rosyrutherford/

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who /syria/ here

anyone on the lash here?

>>53741229
fb.com/CizireCanton don't have much territory

>>53741167
I do it every day but I find it to be a huge pain in the arse as well. But it's like I feel compelled to do it otherwise I feel grimey and greasy. Really do hate it though; the entire time in my mind I shout "Go go go fucking get it done" while washing as fast as I can.

>>53741152
just about, on 28,500 in london is NOT a walk in the park.

>>53741262
It's Sunday night m8, and I have a cold

>>53741197
no qt ones who will find my inexperience endearing?

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>>53741229
>>53741279
>tfw ISIS are getting BTFO
>tfw the kurds will have a state soon

good feel

>>53741279
kek

absolutely rekt a few cunts today lads with my superior debating skills

housemate's friends are drunk and conversing outside my door

>>53741152

im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

>>53741167
if its the weekend or i have a week off it feels like a lot of effort
but 90% of the time i have a shower every morning

>>53737106
Good.

wheres that 1PLSD lad

what do you work as?

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>>53741344
thought it was pretty funny if i do say so myself

>>53741279
WAHEY

Showed my brother a picture of kev and all the photoshops and he couldn't breathe from laughing.

>>53741313
Why not fucking movie to another large city then? If you're on £28k surely you can negotiate a salary that is equal to that or slightly less by moving to a new job.

That salary in anywhere but London is cushty as fuck. There is no reason to be in London.

>>53741340
>tfw the kurds will have a state soon
not happening unfortunately

what may happen is that they become autonomous but thats it

>tfw no simultaneous al-bab/manbij offensive

>>53741224
>all those people telling her how attractive she is
Why on earth would you feed her ego like that?

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>>53741313
i've got the place, only £1200/month, it's prime real estate in london lad

A million here, a million there

Tougher than Ethiopian warfare

Mohair coats from the goat's back

Cocaine blunts we smoke that

Kodak moments

Eating doughnuts

who /tinytrapwilly/ here

>>53741224
Proper whore that one

>>53741391
here m8

TLDR was pretty shit, but could be because I just went for a brief walk and stayed in by myself, probably would be a lot more fun at a festival or something

would much rather have just got drunk

>>53741391
He was hospitalised. Weren't you in the thread around 2AM this morning? He was fucking losing it, dying for his trip to end and in the end he took a butter knife to his wrists and called an ambulance. Bit hectic.

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>there are people that think 1-2grams of weed a day is a lot

>>53741473
That's what you get for taking a small dose.

You barely even trip under 200ug.

You need to push 400ug to open the doors of perception.

how much would you say is a reasonable amount to pay a month for a 1 bedroom flat?
how much do you northerners pay or would it be in your area?

>>53741414
That looks so cozy. I'd love to live there.

>>53741404
i only moved to this country 3 months ago and this city is, by far, has the most going on.

>>53741414
keep trying, this gimmick will eventually work if you force it.

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>>53741224

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>moderate rebels

>his willy isn't so small he pees on his bollocks

>>53741523
£500 in a nice city
£800 in a highly relevant city

>>53741523
3-400 a month

>>53741523
Have you considered just looking at the listings of 1-bedroom flats / studios in your area online?

>>53741436
>Tougher than Ethiopian warfare

What a fucking hack. Literally copying Lil Wayne's "tougher than nigerian hair" line

>>53741523
You can get one for 250 quid a month in Belfast.

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>slut
>Proper whore that one

>>53741487
absolute madman

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest