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Yorkshire

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>>53736408
Jun

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TRUMP BTFO

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Gonna do his nut

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post yfw you spot a large bunda

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>>53736436
Azusa

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me and amy at the festival last summer

better edition aha oxxoxoxooxox
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>>53736412
>>53736412

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Kyary

>>53736395
is she one of the girls from perfume?

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

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>>53736434

>>53736447
except he wasn't lmao. That guy made Germany look even worse what the fuck, did he really think he was helping his case?

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>>53736482
>australian
>better

>>53736494
Did you have a wank then

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>>53736461
rare real life azusa.

>>53736474

me in the cubical doing a massive festival shit

>>53736494
I have unironically saw memes in closed eye visuals on DMT and ketamine

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O, * cough *. I'm tired. I'm tired. Our food was good. Nice. All have received, I'm gone. . Tomorrow I want to train to Dublin. Dublin location. Hate it. I hate it, hate to open loop M50. MOHAI New Berlin street in Dublin all the way, because long. Hate it. Well, along with thirty. Airports do not think there thirty, on the other hand, does not see, but I'm with you.

>>53736474
Me on the right

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Kyary

>>53736487
His partner in Capsule.

>>53736530
Where did you get this picture from our wedding

azusa is the words keion

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mfw plebs don't like fedora posting

>>53736519
thats why we have a higher hdi than u idiot

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gf just sent me this

>>53736487
>>53736561
>>53736562
>>53736530
autism

Have you ever sang a song to a girl before?

if you don't support israel we can't be friends

>>53736595
Fuck off Y*nk

>>53736494
Howling just reading this

>>53736552

i've seen shiva expand infinitely in all directions

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>>53736585
>muh hdi

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Are Kaz

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>>53736562
i was there lad, with Jun and the girls.

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@53736595
Yank

drinking these beers very quick

literally 5 gulps

>>53736599
not with any meaning to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzIFjGcOKbg

Classic choon

Fuck sake

>>53736625
How many pics of Japanese girls do you have?

Do you think a 21 year old female checks her personak email account outside of term time on a Sunday?

Need a blonde porn slag with massive fake tits ot wank to - preferably doing a rough as fuck video with gagging and maybe multiple cocks fuckking every hole

go

>>53736659
belly ache

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doing a relax

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>>53736599
>whatever i said, whatever i did i didn't mean it; i just want you back for good

If anyone in this threads wants to fight me then name the place and I'll gladly show up to fucking deck you.

>>53736687
>Mouth fedoras

>>53736687
Fedora not pictured, out of frame

>>53736679
no

AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


SHE OVERS ME PROTECTION. A LOTTA LOVE AND AFFECTION

>>53736642
>drinking on the Lord's day
On the cross lad.

>>53736692
Compton, CA

>girls who get into fights with people on Twitter and then are proud of how many people blocked them
why

>>53736599
i once sang a Sybreed song to my exgf and she thought it was really cute haha killing myself now

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>why yes, I am a vaporizer enthusiast

good morning. Bit cold outside, the Irish weather. Sun, however, is out. Hopefully, it will be a little hot.

On my way home from Dublin now. Week of the places it has Enfield service station to 6 times, yeah,. I realize I can get some food. It now becomes how for the remainder of the day Well, I saw not know what, know you have. Good-bye, you have talk.

>>53736692
1600 Pensylvania Avenue, fucking come at me
Ask for Barack, I'll fuck you up senpai

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>>53736677
Not many.

>>53736692
Birmingham New Street station just round the corner from the front entrance by patels newsagents
16:00 tomorrow
i'm gonna blow your fucking jaw off you silly cunt

>>53736729
Sang Angels by Robbie Williams to my ex, nearly killed myself the other day thinking about it.

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gf just sent me this

>>53736706
>>53736741

The cross is too good for me, burn me or flay me please

>>53736776
FONT

>>53736745
why do you insist on posting fuggo chinks?

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>>53736785
you on the left

lads

need a cheeky illegal movie streaming site

>>53736680
>Need a blonde porn slag with massive fake tits ot wank to - preferably doing a rough as fuck video with gagging and maybe multiple cocks fuckking every hole


please god someone help this man please, he's in dire need of a top notch scene

>>53736692
robin hood statue in notts outside the castle tomorrow, you'll recognise me as i'll be the mythical hero with the bow and arrow.

>>53736785
How can we expect to be the taigs if we don't increase the numbrer of protestants in this country lad?

>>53736776
have sang angels on karaoke on various occasions 2bh
excellent choon

>>53736832
youtube . com

bunch of dweebs ITT imo

>>53736692
meet me at lands end, ill fucking bury you

browsing the chon while vaping lads

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just like my anime.

why do i act feminine when i'm not gay? it's a bit annoying tbqhwymb

Need some suggestions for gmail phishing?

I tried "X sent a friend request on Google+" email but she didn't go for it, bit early to judge yet though

I need a better hook, something I know She'll click

>>53736893
Nerd

>>53736909
Ribena

>>53736898
would shag those birds in the dressing gowns tbf

>>53736893
dork

>>53736893
literally me right now
this thing is quite shit though
probably gonna go shop and get fags when i can be arsed

>used to take pics of girls from uni off their twitter/facebook
>put them on omegle and kept track of how many guys came to each of them
n-not weird at all, r-right?

going to fly to yanklad, go to some nigger-infested shithole and start on a gang of blacks

rate my plan lads

Sunday night? Time to browse the 'chon!

too late to do a library?

>>53736958
i hope you end up dead

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>tfw can't kill myself because it's a mortal sin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU

is this reddit tier music?

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>>53736776
absolute simon

>>53736923
those are kimonos you fucking plaebian

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>Vaping? I'm too cool for that!

>>53736921
c'mon, lad

I need ideas

>>53736939
>be girl
>get notification that somebody downloaded my picture

you fucked it cunt

>>53737001
Ribena

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>those are kimonos you fucking plaebian

>>53737010
good lad

>>53736909
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1990/18/contents

>>53737006
>don't be logged in
>use screen capture and crop it
I ain't no dummy

>>53736996
>tfw no Japanese kimono wearing refined gf

>>53736996
They aren't Kimonos you racist faggot they're Japanese

if i worked from home i don't think i'd ever leave the house

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Might neck myself because by the time I can afford £1500 for a sierra they will be 4k+

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>Might neck myself because by the time I can afford £1500 for a sierra they will be 4k+

sup fags

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imagine having a gf

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>Take what you need from the words I leave
>From the window silt and blue concrete
>If the roads weren't long in the southern states
>We would stretch our legs in Oregon grays

>>53737064
i'd constantly wank desu

foy

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>Might neck myself because by the time I can afford £1500 for a sierra they will be 4k+

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this was nice desu.

what's the new gimmick lads?

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>>53737135
Sorry, wrong picture

>>53737135
absurdly fast fedora post

almost as if you had all but the text prepared, waiting to pounce

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>>53737201
>almost as if you had all but the text prepared, waiting to pounce

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>>53737135
You're allowed to fedora my post, but please respond to the post in future so I can get a (you)

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>>53737224
>You're allowed to fedora my post, but please respond to the post in future so I can get a (you)

whats a easy way to get money lads

>>53737174
got bored of wanking recently tbqh

porn doesn't do anything for me anymore

>>53737191
fedoraposting, apparently

not a fan

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>please

>>53737156
It's great until you have to break up because she's a cunt

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>>53736909
Lads help me fill this tip out.

What's poleaboos real name?

>>53737131
I could literally buy 6 £1.5 sierras and have money left over hahahaha

>>53737236
Get a job and save money from it

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>Honeyview

>>53737272
applying to jobs every day nobody ever responds senpai

>>53737264
ask in britfeel

>>53737264
your tip is going to be lost

>>53737236
Prostitution

To be honest I don't see the problem with fedoras. They are just hats that I see people wearing - why do you all have an issue? Why are you all posting men with fedoras? It is strangely creepy and also a bit gay to be honest.

don't you fucking dare fedorareply to this post btw or i will fucking smash your face in you creepy bellend

feel like I'm imprisoning myself

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>To be honest I don't see the problem with fedoras. They are just hats that I see people wearing - why do you all have an issue? Why are you all posting men with fedoras? It is strangely creepy and also a bit gay to be honest.

>don't you fucking dare fedorareply to this post btw or i will fucking smash your face in you creepy bellend

>>53737296
well either you're applying for jobs too good for you or you've not been applying for long enough

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>>53737265
F-fuck off rich twat

>>53737306
It won't. I added in ISIS because it will most certainly be picked up by a keyword identifier. Even if it's a false tip they will investigate his malicious activites.

>>53737332
How so?

girlfriends aren't that great; you get bored by them and annoyed quickly
just keep her for a week or two to fuck and then dump her

>>53737264
Fuck sake, he's not the Sheik

>>53737236
Buy an ounce of weed for cheap and sell to your mates

>>53737335
that didn't really have any effect to be honest

I HAVE a gf hahahaha

shes going to be spending tonight with me hahaha

there is nothing in the world like falling asleep next to her hahahahahah

i fathom that not many of /brit/ can ahaha this

>>53737236
matched betting

>>53737264
Snitches get stiches

>>53737367
I'm just going in circles with my life and my own mindset stops me from going anywhere yknow

>>53737414
garamond

>>53737393
might unironically do that next time i get a big whack of money

much is an ounce in grams (i could google this but i wont)

>>53737369
I'd probably feel the same way if I lived in fucking MOLDOVA

just cut my toenails

>>53737346
ahahahah I'll buy you one mate if you want

won the lottery a while back and then went to the casino and won big money. I could probably afford 20 £1.5k Sierras and then all my money has gone

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doing a journey

>>53737445
28 grams.

It's a great method. You make money and are able to keep 8 grams to smoke to yourself

>>53737414
getting a girlfriend isn't an achievement, it is the direct result of achieving something

>>53737445
>much is an ounce in grams (i could google this but i wont)
you're going to get robbed.

>>53737414
hahah yeah well who needs a minging girlfriend when you've got video games, music, drugs, rough gangbang porn and /brit/ you fucking whipped cunt hahaha owned gutted for you hahaha

>NSDAP
>DAP
>doing a poo
Coincidence?

>>53737445
£100 off one guy on DNM for decent dutch stuff

Could sell it for £30 an 1/8th i.e. £240

>>53737265
>tfw you could buy 18

>>53737465
>20160117
>they didn't lie for once

Where to la?

>>53737465
are you the one who bought his ticket earlier on today?
where you off to lad?

>>53737465
Where are you going?

>>53737468
wow, what a friend you are... fuck off jew.

>>53736447
"Great nations build bridges, Not walls" Like Israel then?

>>53737465
WTF i'm a few seats behind i'm literally staring at your foot right now

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>I vape

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>>53736460

muh dick

>>53737483
im not whipped ahaha im having a kiss haha i fathom u havent had a cheekey haha in some fathoms

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>>53737479
what selling to my mates? wind your neck in

>>53737453
I have recurring dreams of driving sierras

it's only a shitty old family ford but fuck me i love them la

>>53737427
That hits close to home mate, not motivated to improve yourself?

>>53737505
>>53737509
>>53737510

Off to st pancras in London x

>>53737527
What? I literally smoke ounces upon ounces with my friends, I tell them not to bother smoking the weed they bought from me with me cause I'll smoke them up.

>>53737565
haha yeah i have mate haha just bants haha lol

got my Calculus textbook today lads
time to spend my Sunday studying right lmfao

>>53737619
lol lad just give up

>>53737616
oh haha

>>53737619
ahah

>>53737465
Nice shoes.

w2c?

Going to quit /brit/ and reddit

ama

has the autism stopped?

supposed to make a brew and then wank to some porn but too busy shitposting

>>53737585
There is only one St Pancras in the whole country you tit. No need to add "in London"
Why you going there senpai?

>>53737611
>>53737581
why don't you hook them up with your dealer instead of profiting off them?

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LEAAAAANNNNN

>>53737665
have you tried cutting your dick off yet

Going to quit Reddit and move to /brit/
ama

>>53737665
When does the bull arrive?

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are my shoes /brit/-approved?

>>53737665
how old are you?

NEED GENERIC POF CONVERSATION STARTERS FOR GIRLS WITH SHITTY PROFILES LADS

MORE BANTZ = THE BETTER

>>53737673

A yank asked so I decided to let him know where abouts in UK

I'm going there, then tube, then Paddington, then home.

>>53737465
EAST MIDLAND TRAINS MENTIONED

>>53737717
No, why would I do a thing like that pham?

>>53737685
Because my dealer is a grower that doesn't like selling to anyone he doesn't know.

I gave my friends random nugs of weed when they are feeling unhappy or have nothing to smoke fuck off I am a good friend.

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>>53737706
>you will never have a effay group of friends like sadboys or gtb

>Could buy this right now
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Mk1-3-Door-10-360cc-632-Ci-V8-1056BHP-850lb-ft-Torque-Drag-Car-/191775792498?hash=item2ca6ba5d72:g:fy4AAOSwJkJWjC98

>>53737583
I feel the urge improve my life often but without any practical idea of what to do, if you can call that motivation, but even then it never lasts long enough to make a difference

>>53737236
Matched betting like the Aussie said >>53737420

>>53737760
banter

>I gave my friends random nugs of weed when they are feeling unhappy or have nothing to smoke fuck off I am a good friend.
this is what jews tell themselves... disgusting how they try to justify their jewishness to themselves.

>>53737753

i wana fuc

Is there a subreddit where people will let me buy with paypal and then I can then tell paypal it was an accidental transaction after they've shipped it so I get my money back?

>>53737738
epic.

>>53737750
too old for this shite. 24 very soon.

>>53737748
Nope.

Adidas Gazelles or fuck off

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>>53737767
tbf I don't like mark 1 sierras, but you could buy pic related if youre paying that price

sierra cosworth is what u want

>>53737783
b-but what if i lose

>>53737756

Got on at kettering x

Doctor phoned us this evening, the bull tested positive. Been crying for the last hour

>>53737760
>>53737790
haha imagine telling your mates

>"hey lads, i was gonna quit 4chan but i decided to cut my nob off instead! look at this picture! it's fucking hilarious lol!"

>>53737803
hmm ok, cya in a week haha

>>53737748
no

>>53737767
fucking kek, you're have to be a turbo-autist to drive this thing.

Listen to Explosions In The Sky or DIE

>>53737823
You can't lose with matched betting unless you do it wrong

mixing spirits is gayer than ordering a half pint

https://youtu.be/-awfbKV3q70?t=2m30s

me in the chair

>>53737796
Lad fuck off. They are the ones that ask me to buy it. I give them mates rates.

You're just raging because aussie weed is too expensive to do this.

I do them 2.2 for 25 quid, the weed they buy that isn't from me is 1.7 for 25 quid. Literally fuck off.

>>53737803
mate im 25, 26 this year and i keep telling myself to leave int cause its a racist, hateful horrible place but then i return to brit and its just banters and im like haha this is so funny, so funny, but i know i should be doing better things really :(

me last night

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568f5c0e5b27c

Pretty sure I have toxiplasmosis now

Tripped on the bathroom floor, cut myself and fucking landed in the cat litter

I literally have like 10 days to live now

>>53737844
Good suggestion lad. Cheers. Have a (you)

>>53737881
nah m8 kys 2bh

Could someone fedora post this?

On the train home now, drinking a coke

>>53737954
Poorfag.

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Nigella lads

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>>53737804
>Gazelles
>Not Nike Elites

>>53737883
I've quit before, just lost interest and stopped browsing for a while. But this has been like a year long stint of /brit/posting

Honestly fear for the quality of this board without me, but it has to be done.

>>53737851
how do i do it right then babe x

>>53737844
>DIE
be more specific
link

me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvNrjcg3WjA

>>53737881
Wow relax, is this the first time someone has confronted you for being Jewish? Stop acting like you're doing them a favour lmao

>>53737999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n28rFrZb8Uc

Literally listen or you will die.

>>53737983
Nikes are for black men

>>53737915

Best write your Will kid.

>>53737983
lmao they are shite

Markedly worse than Nike Internationalists

>>53738006
me in the crucifix tunic & skirt 2bh

>>53737881
2.5 is £24 here Tbh

wish people would stop posting shite electronic "music" itt

>>53737992
the problem is im a quasi-normie and brit is the only place on internet to find quasi-normies

>>53737993
www.savethestudent.org/make-money/what-is-matched-betting.html

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>>53737965

Snap x

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>>53737965

>>53738105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QKhnXUD5k

Choon

Lads if I actually browse /int/ outside of /brit/ will I learn about other countries cultures and such things? I feel intimidated by the language barriers. Is it all just memes and generals or should I venture out?

>I unironically drink fizzy drinks

>There is current interest in the possibility that infection with T gondii can be a potential cause of altered human behaviour, including schizophrenia and suicidal tendencies.

Lads Help i am literally going to go fucking insane

any instasync lads?

>>53738169
>will I learn about other countries cultures and such things
no

>>53738138
>bottle and not a can

Literally what are you

>>53738169
Yes, if you search around you can find such people like Kazakhbros, and an Ethiopian and I learnt some interesting facts about South Africa yesterday.

>>53738183
Go see a fucking doctor then

>>53738138
>riding the train in the dark with refreshments on hand + fully charged phone + headphones

Literally supreme comfy.

>>53737993
Use this website senpai. They have tutorials and a calculator for working out to back and lay bets. There's video tutorials for the first sign-up offers too.

http://pastebin.com/9XG4ZJTH

http://pastebin.com/9XG4ZJTH

>>53738169
I will be your guide. Everyone EXCEPT USA sucks

>>53738130
legend x

i love you

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>>53738138

>Coke Zero

>>53738210
>Yes, if you search around you can find such people like Kazakhbros
literal kazakh here

sydney cole is a nice new pornstar

>>53738067
>Nike Internationalists
>tfw I have a pair of those

>>53738202

fun fact: alumnium cans are banned on UK trains as they can be ripped and turned into violent weapons, only bottles allowed.

>>53738183
That's the one that causes toxoplasmosis right? You get it from cat shit. I thought it was virtually confirmed that it can cause suicidal ideation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-vBLZghEY
choon lads

how much are you 'matched betting' runts actually making then?

>people unironically drink Coke Zero over Pepsi Max

Pepsi Max just tastes better.

>>53738298
Yes I'm pretty sure I have it
Cut myself and landed in the cat litter tray

Oh well my life is fucking shite anyway hope I'm born as a good looking person in the next life

>>53738353
this

Elsa Jean, Rachel James, Sydney Cole - Preppy Girl Threesome Get Three BBCs

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/2u0xf4/why_are_sneakers_and_jeans_sneans_a_bad_fashion/
Reminder that if you wear shoes like >>53737983 women literally laugh at you

>>53738353
prefer tescos cola

>>53738293
Haha you should stop calling them 'cans' and start calling them 'cants' in that case ;P

Lads

Busenitzs or Sambas

>>53738406
Admittedly their diet cola is alright. Tastes just like those cola bottle sweets except in liquid form. Also for 19p or whatever you can't complain.

>>53738338
I make about £100 a week but I don't do a lot. £250 a week is achievable if you put in the hours

>>53738353
This and it's also cheaper
No brainer desu

>>53738353

>not a panda pop, space invaders picked onion and a freddo with money spare for your piggy bank

Pleb

>>53738338
feels like a big adverisement to use their websites 2bh

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>>53738221
>>riding the train in the dark with refreshments on hand + fully charged phone + headphones
not comfy as fuck on my train
I get no signal on most of the journey, the seats are literally bus seats, there are only two seats near the heater and the rest are cold as fuck because the doors don't seal, everything squeaks above walking speed and you have to go into the toilet sideways and even then half the time the bog won't flush and there's no water for the taps

>>53738105
Yes I agree. We should all be listening to Five Finger Death Punch instead

>>53738493
>NORTHERN RAIL
OH GOD THE NIGHTMARES

love BLACKED production values

>>53738493
lmao, do you live in the 3rd world?

>>53738442
post bets

>>53738493
is that man picc la? on the way to hazel grove m8?

>>53738493

Usually on my east midlands train they declassify a first class carriage so I get it for free, think studio seats in the odeon or just a nice leather sofa

>>53738493
>poortherners

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>>53738221
these busses for longer distances and they put their lights dim in the evenings
never been comfier in my life

>>53737781
I'm in the same situation here, would like to emigrate but am too scared since I'd have to do it alone. Sick of working a shitty minimum wage job

>>53738395
>reddit
>askwomen

do you really think that anyone here will take this seriously lol

>>53738493
Yeah obviously not on poverty trains but on proper trains it's great. Used to get the train between Edinburgh and Glasgow sometimes a few years back and it was always supremely comfy.

Once when I became NEET and I was meant to go to a job fair I just went into town, bought a return ticket and rode the train for 3 hours then went home and pretended I went to the fair.

>>53738569
looks like it
tho they've got the new "northern electric" trains now, which are like the TP Express ones, pretty nice

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>>53738493
>Northern Trains

Why don't you /cum/ over to /cum/ for some trans-Atlantic fun?

>>53713526

>>53738395
These a difference between street fashion sneakers and autism joggers you dickhead

virgin trains are the best 2bh

>>53738276
kinda depressing that some girls choose porn as a career path.

what is it that would make someone choose to degrade themselves for the enjoyment of strangers on the internet

>>53738647
>carpet on a train

Asking for trouble tb͜h. Never been on a train in my life that didn't have sticky spilled drinks all over the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A

Baba Yetu lads

>>53738669
why dont you fuck off yank twat

>>53738613
yeah same, kind of wish i at least had a job though

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guess my station x

>>53738713
its their body you patriarchal DORK omg

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overground is comfy

Can't believe you lot have commercial train companies haha wild innit blad rasclaat snm g

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>>53738713
>get paid great money to lie there and take a dick

Yeah truly a nightmarish existence.

>>53738745
Why don't you come say hello neighbor

>>53738569
no, just one I found from the internet

>>53738771
except it's slow af and absolutely rammed in the North East s m h

>>53738763
feel like i recognise it

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<--- pic of my gfs son enjoying the game i got him for xmas

>>53738763
Yatton?

>>53738689
girl i know complimented me on my new wardrobe and my black and white vans and she was pretty fit and was genuine about it tbqh

Went on the newish Beijing-Shanghai high speed line, their trains are on a whole new level

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>>53738647
>not sitting in billionaire central when you have to be on a train

>>53738771
Why is there so much unused space in the carriage? You could fit a fucking small car in that gap between the sides.

>>53738763
kinda looks like Bolton but I'm going with somewhere in Merseyside?

>>53738763
one in the north

>>53738771
deluded paki

>>53738808
>North East s
NE england or london

what u on about

just called my mum a sket ama

>>53738763
yorkshire

>>53738777
are you serious

>>53738829
>wearing vans

Haha did I get in a time machine back to 2010 or??? x)

>>53738713

because they can earn 10 grand a week for taking a few more cocks than they would have anyway

all work is degrading