hayley's equipment edition
crayon pop
maisie
Maisie
Jun desu
maisie
jenny lewis
>what's that? You support leaving the EU?
Literally going to lose my virginity to her
IM IN LOVE WITH MAISIE
Kyary
she's got it all
honestly love buying stuff don't know what's wrong with me. particularly love buying things for less than £3
>>53731976
>>53732002
>>53732020
Yeah, I'm kinda leaning that way myself. Thanks lads.
>>53732062
any pics of her feet la
>>53732059
EU is a neo-liberal corporatist organisation
Anyone think the fact that escorts exist and perform "services" like rimjobs, teabags and watersports make you think that it's actually kinda depressing to be a woman?
>>53731984
i live about 5 mins away from Hayley-x-x desu, never been tho.
Drinking a pic related lads
reminder that if you drink coffee or alcohol you have no right to have a moral high ground against drugs
Hittin' corners, thuggin' with the blower, barrel louder than a motor
Keep the engine runnin' when a nigga run up on ya
Another day in sunny California
>>53732093
This
Wander if she does foot stuff
Might have to pay her a visit if she does x
>>53732101
Nope. It's an extra option to make money that isn't really open to men, unless they want to go gay-for-pay.
Utter chwen
https://youtu.be/IQiTEFjV70s
Listened to this album twice today. STUFFED with bangers.
>>53732144
alcohol isn't a drug, its a drink
hello i am a billionaire ask me any questions
If the Slovakian lad is here, I'm here too
>>53732144
is this serious
Why doe they measure book length in pages when the size of pages varies? Just use word-count BAKA
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403211/Christian-Army-veteran-killed-Muslim-wife-five-year-old-daughter-execution-style-writing-Arabic-walls-blood-committing-suicide.html
ABSOLUTE MADMAN t b h
The Birmingham crew
>>53732095
yeah I just thought the shirt was funny
>>53732204
good logic mate
weed isn't a drug, it's a plant then
>>53732225
yep
hope you're not one of those caffeine junkies??
>be me
>have black GF for about 3 months now
>go out last night with her and some mutual friends
>driving because doing a dry jan
>she has a couple drinks and gets a bit tipsy
>tells me last night in bed after the night out that she wants to try something called "race play" in the bedroom
>google it earlier
>it's basically doing shit like her dressing up as a slave and me shouting racist shit at her telling her her black pussy was made for white cock etc.
not sure if want lads, sounds a bit fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK4OeVeAMA
Choon
http://strawpoll.me/6566522
http://strawpoll.me/6566522
http://strawpoll.me/6566522
>>53732225
Yes, it's also true.
>drugs are bad
>except the drugs that the government taxes, they're good drugs
>>53732144
looks like I still have the high ground then
>>53732155
it's degrading for them though whichever way you go about it
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
I just saw star wars
Was Cara in it or what
>>53732275
literally had hot chocolate with a shot of espresso today at a cafe with a female friend
>>53732279
Wew lad
>>53732279
That sounds based. Fucking go for it.
>>53732243
anyone who owns a gun in the uk is mentally unhinged
>>53732323
why?
>>53732279
Sounds fun
If she's into it, why not?
>>53732208
fuck off
>4 people in the kitchen
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53732279
Sounds hot ngl
>>53732346
probably as an extra because 'I AM SUCH A NERD LMAO!'.
>>53732279
>dry Jan
>dry
>Jan
Just kill yourself mate
>>53732293
OH FUCK OFF YOU RASHEED CUNT RIGGING POLLS
This is literally are your race has to feel happy about, rigging polls an A Kirbatian Canoe Carving Beachead.
>>53732243
lad
>>53732323
So is scrubbing toilets for minimum wage. So are many ways of making a living. That's life.
>>53732296
lol
MUH DRUGS
fuck on family
>go to river island
>not even a single river
>not even a single island
????????
>>53732378
i find it a bit degrading to do that to someone you love tbqh. if she pushes again i might trial it.
>>53732371
i dunno, it just is. women are like all innocent beautiful creatures and then you put your big fucking stinky hairy cock in her mouth and its like - innocence defaced
it should be normal and not like that at all, it should be a beautiful thing, but thats not what her father is thinking - if she saw a photo of her with a cock in her mouth he'd belike HOLY FUCK WHO IS THIS
and id be like "haha chill its just me im her boyfriend lol"
and he'd high five me i guess
sex is weird
>>53732418
put captcha on
>>53732401
Get in there and down a can of fozzy's mate.
>>53732279
Why in the hell are you even questioning it. Bitch wants to get degraded. Call her a nigger and cum on her face.
>>53732410
In the cafe as the concubine of some American
>>53732279
inb4 she films it shows the police and gets £6 Billion off you for damages and you go to prison for 100 years lol
>>53732456
Might gum some speed
>>53732325
I took ketamine before and kept seeing troll faces laughing at me seeing umad and it made me really angry
What's with all the trannies on OKcupid lads?
Like I'm just searching for a slag to fuck last night, and no joke 30% of the search was men with tags like aqueer and shit
why do mentally ill freaks have to ruin everything
>>53732449
>women are like all innocent beautiful creatures
Please tell me you're just a wind-up artist.
Well I've been posting here for a good 6 hours straight, but now it's time for me to leave. I'll be back at 3am.
>>53732437
she gets off on you degrading her though, it's like fetishes where people like being pissed on or hit - completely normal.
Why do you all give such a fuck about Cara, she's just some wealthy model who cares
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY HEY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53732243
fucking based
>>53732449
would you rather be a sub to a strong woman then lad.
>>53732479
best way to get it in you? Heard it tastes rank 2bh
I think everyone who was born here is british
I unironically don't judge people on the colour of their skin
>>53732534
Fucked her at a huge coke party in London desu
Rate my lunch lads
do you have a pornfu?
>>53732522
>where people like being pissed on or hit
>completely normal.
>>53732243
feel bad for them 2bh
>>53732496
did you read the rest of the post lol, figure it out
>>53732544
absolutely fucking not
>>53732534
we should care more about Aurora imo
>>53732567
rasheed
>>53732545
I don't want to be buzzing off my tits for hours so just want a little bit desu
>>53732437
I get where you're coming from, but you don't actually mean what you're saying and she knows you don't really mean it. Give it a try la', you might end up liking it. You should dress the part and dress in 19th century upper class clothing and speak with a southern American accent.
>>53732562
Noice. What's her name?
>>53732587
no, just fuck off, post slags instead
>>53732562
FEET
E
E
T
>>53732566
don't offend me bigot
>>53732553
Please tell us more.
False alarm. It was some no name """"model""""
>>53732557
very good very nice i like it
>>53732562
no because I have physical contact with other humans
>>53732578
maybe 2d is the way forward for you. but nothing wrong with any sex or sexual things lad.
>>53732642
so cara then?
>>53732557
too carby 2bh
>>53732557
>6 slices of bread for one meal
eating a bacon sarnie
>>53732642
Still fitter than cara
>>53732630
anjelica
>>53732642
OK GREAT, WHO GIVES A SHIT YOU FUCKING AUTIST, MAKING ME SO FUCKING MAD YOU DUTCH CUNT
>>53732642
cara is much sexier xox
>>53732636
i don't have any pics of cara to post though
Going to fast for a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzIFjGcOKbg
Choon
>>53732279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAlQzlkm0GU
DO IT
THIS COULD LITERALLY BE YOU
>>53732630
Anjelica
I thought everyone knows her
>>53732562
Keri Sable
>>53732702
she has eyes like a cat
Every year thousands die trying to cross international borders. Whose security should be prioritised in debates over migration?
what do you think lads? its a tough one desu, why should we just let people die?
>>53732673
lad it's a joke, i think sex is well fit and i fucking hate 2d anime bullshit. we're all just stinky humans who wanna fuck - it's sick
>>53732557
Do like Chicken Noodle Soup, but too much bread
>>53732704
Rorke
is that wycombe lad in the building
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1694423
http://bossip.com/206783/baka-overweight-woman-crushed-boyfriend-to-death-but-wont-face-time/
fuck me lads, make me feel weird like imagine struggling to get this stupid fat cunts arse off your face and you can't breathe n die
>>53732759
>baka
>>53732692
I'm not even the Dutchman who posts cara in every thread
>>53732737
nothing wrong with a good stinky, hairy girl lad.
BIG NEWS LADS
>tfw you manage to get an honest to god uni student to fuck you for a knockdown price
>>53732562
I don't eat breakfast so this is my food for morning through afternoon.
>>53732732
millions of people die all over the globe all the time
what do you think lads
why should WE let people die?
we are superhuman demigods after all
>>53732732
>Whose security should be prioritised in debates over migration?
Ours. Are women are at risk of being raped. I'd rather protect them over a few people dying. Rape victims get mentally fucked in the head then so will there childrens, will also great dysfunctional families -- a lot more of a risk to our security.
>>53732562
yeah
white - madison parker
asian - london keyes
black - nyomi banxxx
sandperson - mia khalifa
>>53732786
desu i have no problem with pubes
as long as they're not a greasy whale haha
>>53732751
Vile
>>53732740
they're cheese toasties you bellend
>>53732728
it's great right
>>53732740
Those are grilled cheese sandwiches senpai
>>53732812
>london keyes
could be better but acceptable nonetheless
>>53732789
what a strange culture
>>53732751
suck and go for 25 quid seems alright 2bh
average day on pof
>"wow she looks fit"
>"wow she's boring as fuck"
repeat ad nauseum
>>53732562
yes but she retired i think
>>53732837
>3 grilled cheese sandwiches in one meal
Jesus Christ
>>53732873
bender
>>53732837
They're toasties.
Grilled cheese sandwiches is a ridiculous name.
>>53732837
>>53732824
and toast isn't made of bread?
czech m8 muslims
>>53732786
>>53732817
>girls with landing strips
LOVE it.
>>53732877
an hour for £150, can't go wrong 2bh
I'm going to fuck the escort who sent the message too, she's got big fat tits and a great arse for a paki student
i'd post a pic but they're all nude
>Literally kill the mother of your children
>Still have cucks (aka monarchists) defend your very existence
Truly embarrassing
>>53732557
1300kcal of pure, unbridled shite/10
>>53732913
>she's fit
>'I have a lovely 3 year old son'
>nope
>>53732939
To be fair, it IS football day.
Half the country is already drunk
>>53732950
Love Lesbian porn. Especially the kissing part
>>53732988
rasheed
>>53732789
sounds like a way to get mugged by gypsies
Just left the labour party lads
Wish I'd left a message to say I'll be back as soon as they appoint a blue labour candidate
really wish i hadn't smoked weed and taken psychedelics at such a young age, think i may have actually given myself brain damage lol
>>53732824
>>53732837
Putting a filling inside them does not negate the number of bread slices, you utter spastics.
>>53732950
reckon they're actually enjoying it or if it's just faking for the camera
>>53733011
Don't eat so much you fat piece of shit
>>53733018
i've been talking to her on whatsapp, she seems pretty legit
>>53733038
fuck off retard
>>53732977
post the pics lad
imgur
>>53732812
>sandperson - mia khalifa
well she is literally the only sandperson in porn so...
While my mum was in work, I asked her to stop at one of the many nationwide Argos stores and bring home the brand new catalogue that came out on Saturday.
Can't wait to find some great deals across thousands of items, lads!
>>53733044
The female orgasm is a myth
>>53733047
That's not me
Get flags faggot
>>53732977
Send link then
>>53733034
Smoking weed and taking drugs at a young age can stunt brain growth. It's common sense to start at around 16-18.
Bad lad.
>>53733009
i don't see the problem here, me and my wife's son get along great and we met on PoF, he's plays football with our son(apart from when he has to go to the mosque haha)
>Full time mummy
>bubbly
>>53733009
>not filtering women with kids
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12103359/German-finance-minister-proposes-EU-wide-petrol-tax-to-pay-for-refugee-costs.html
>Germany’s finance minister has called for a new EU-wide tax on petrol to pay for the refugee crisis.
We need to leave this shitfest
>>53733093
dyou reckon many asmr people do escorting
also i think this one is the oldest http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2514817
>>53733051
is she really a uni student paying her way by being a whore or is it just her gimmick
>>53733031
>2016
>Not joining the Lib Dems to prepare for YELLOW FEVER 2020
>>53733085
>having flags
you're the faggot here, faggot
>>53732988
>defending Diana
loving every laugh
frig off yank
>>53733096
Bubbly means they're fat
Everytime you kiss me, I'm still not certain that you love me
Do you do the same thing, to someone else when I'm not there?
>>53733016
degenerate
>>53733109
Better idea: give the krauts the boot instead
>>53733081
OH MY GOD I'M FUCKING CUMMING, I'M FUCKING CUMMING AIEEEGHHH AIIIEGHHH AIIIEGHHH
but hes not even fondling her clit.... ???????????
What's the best nationality you've been with? As much as I the Irish Irish girls are top shelf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q
canny find the operating controller for my sony playstation 4 system
>>53733085
I don't need extra flags because I'm not interested in pseudo-tripfaggotry
just had a look on POF and it's full of proper chavs fuck this lmao haha
>>53733075
quite fond of this gimmick ngl
On an unrelated note, I think I'll pop into one of Argos' 850 branches nationwide to see what great deals they have in the new catalogue.
Is it just me or do people not seem to say nigger as much as they used to on 4chan.
>bubbly. a really happy,perky,kind of annoying person at times.Its one of those people who wake you up in the morning really perky and you just wanna smack ...
sounds accurate
can chinese people even tell each other apart
>>53733143
Not a fan of some sweaty man groaning while I am wanking, lesbian porn is cute as fuck hearing the girls whimper haha.
>>53733070
>>53733086
coming up in a sex
>>53733126
nah, i looked her name and shit up in the uni email system and I reckon I found her
plus she asked me to go for coffee before we fuck, can't imagine some gyppo would do that
>>53733044
would you enjoy an asian girl licking your genitals?
>>53733081
>>53733149
not a myth but defo exaggerated
>>53733180
average age of boards other than /tv/ /pol/ and /b/ goes up every year
>>53733091
There's no conclusive evidence of that but I'd imagine it'd have some sort of negative effect on the development of your brain, but who knows, maybe I still would've been a retard if I hadn't smoked weed or taken psychedelics when I was young.
>>53733180
They grew up desu
Need some new white t-shirts 2bh, but my favourite brand is out of stock s m h
>>53733069
Epic shitposting friend.
Upvoted.
>>53733187
When i'm with my Chinese friend i ask him if every other Chinese person is his brother/sister. gets him proper wound up hahaha
>>53733194
>not watching blacked exclusively
got membership for christmas
>>53733194
lesbian porn is sooo boring though
>>53733172
You sure are good at being a faggot for someone who's not interested in faggots
>>53733207
would you enjoy an asian bloke licking your genitals?
>>53733187
i asked a chinese girl this and she said they can't by face generally, it's by how they dress.
I like to chew on a load of Hula Hoops and get them into a nice paste like consistency, then put a fresh one in my mouth and move the paste into the fresh one and then eat the fresh one and feel all the paste move around haha
>>53733197
Literally where in the UK do you live where you can get jailed for weed? The rozzers don't give a shit where I live. I have been caught with an ounce.
>>53733248
good crimbo present
Gonna become a roadie for my friend when she starts performing all over Europe in a few years desu
>>53733278
Americans desu
>>53733243
haha "chinese friend" haha i had one of those once and she was a girl but then she left us for chinese friends who listened to j-rock :(
>>53733248
Superb taste.
>>53733197
posting to /r/funny as we speak :)
>>53733248
Get that vocaroo done son
>>53733277
Ted Bundy.
Forgot how fucking grim speed tasted haha
>>53733267
what if they're in uniform
wish YRYR was still on desu.
>>53733340
Just dry it out lad until it turns into flakes and then snort.
>>53733335
wew that is a pretty powerful photo.
Everyone list the last 3 music artists you listened to.
>Jesu
>Foo Fighters
>Torche
>>53733367
Nah I don't wanna get too buzzed desu, just dabbed a small amount
>>53732279
>>53732712
How is this a thing
>>53733383
Trilo
Konflict
Maztek
>>53733086
>>53733070
here we are lads
http://imgur.com/a/tO6EX
>>53733386
Lightweight. Get out of my fucking sight.
doing a go
>>53733383
>Dream Academy
>Beautiful South
>Rilo Kiley
>>53733367
did you go and meet your brother in the end last night lad
>>53733383
>Flotation Toy Warning (currently)
>A Winged Victory for the Sullen
>Fort Romeau
>>53733401
wew, are they real
>>53733383
Ame
The xx
Max Cooper
>>53733401
how much?
>Earning <£20/hour
wew lad
>>53733401
Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. Disgusting nipples and too skinny.
>>53733383
led zeppelin
boards of canada
sox
>>53733431
seem to be, i reverse searched a bunch of them
>>53733448
£200 for an hour or some shit, pricey but worth it I reckon
>>53733462
bender
>>53733401
no feet pics?
shame desu
>>53733180
It's just you
that said, saying nigger doesn't carry as much impact as it used to so that's probably why you're noticing it less
>>53733411
Gotta be up early tomorrow morning senpai
>>53733423
Nah lad too much effort innit
>>53733477
>bender
Curryburner.
>>53733383
J Cole
Judas Priest
MF DOOM
been at a friends house for 2 days straight with no phone lads i'm jonesing to post some fedoras
>Let me tell you about my GPA, four-O, straight A's and my-
I don't give a fuck!
>Let me tell you bout my resume. It's so cray, It's insane and my-
I don't give a fuck!
>And my boyfriend, he's so hot, and the car that he bought me is just too-
I don't give a fuck!
>And my "ooh-la-la", my "blah, blah, blah" and-
I don't give a fuck!
Azusa
>>53733383
>John Coltrane
>Ornette Coleman
>Charles Mingus
>>53733401
W E W
E
W
location senpai?
Business Idea: create a spin off of B L A C K E D called B R O W N E D that features exclusively refugees and migrants fucking european women.
would make a killing
gf got blowbanged last night and the lads who done it are messaging me on fb hahaha i've about 3 messages in my message request folder i'm crying
>>53733517
>Mingus
VERY good lad
Why is the British pound consistently overvalued?
>>53733383
>Kano
>Cadell
>The Specials
>>53733468
>sox
o i am laffin
>>53733525
Glasgow lad
>been at a friends house for 2 days straight with no phone lads i'm jonesing to post some fedoras
>>53733383
GZA
Fen
Sophie
You dudes gonna check out this flick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsOdX7NcJs
can someone give me a rhyme with the name natalie in it
>>53733513
oh how nice.
>>53733517
>someone on /brit/ will die in a terrorist attack in your lifetime
Hope he goes down memeing.
>>53733544
Mon we'll do them in
>>53733574
Once I met a girl named Natalie
She liked to dilly dally
>>53733411
Kek I'm a little bit fucked off this already
It's powder when I bought it, some guy on the dnms that makes it himself
lads holiday is actually happening, thought it was just typical lad talk that wasnt actually going to happen but they actually want to do it the absolute madmen
>>53733542
>>53733544
benders
>>53733574
twattaly
finish the rest
>>53733574
les battersby
>>53733517
>the list goes on
>>53733558
fuck sakes.
>>53733565
I've given up on flicks, it's just boring af. Hopefully this capeshit/flick meme will end soon enough.
Business Idea: create a spin off of B L A C K E D called B R O W N E D that features exclusively European men fucking refugees
would make a killing
>>53733542
*steals your idea*
*patents it*
*copy protects it*
>>53733383
>Jimbo Jame
>The Flying Chimps
>plurplur
>>53733513
had an extremely satisfying wank to her earlier
>>53733544
wat
>browsing 4chan when you are out with your mates
What the fuck? I have mates that browse 4chan and I wouldn't even do that.
>>53733616
are bbc3 filming it?
>>53733634
good idea
>>53733383
>>53733640
>Sexualising the keions
Wow a literal Rasheed, I thought Ireland didn't have many Pakis
Anyone here want to play some Counterstrike hmu
>>53733651
yeah that is weird af. I wouldn't tell anybody I browsed the chon 2bh.
>>53733651
>not being addicted
mate...
>>53733661
yeah they offered us a package x
>>53733383
GWAR
Alestorm
Adele
>>53733651
this, hate cunts that are constantly on their phone when i'm with them; it's just rude.
>>53733640
why would you wank to a chinese drawing
do not get you people
Business idea: fleshlights with an artificial hymen which works the same as a "seal" to prove no ones fucked your fleshlight and returned it
pitched this to the dragons earlier but didnt get enough (you)s
>>53733602
i'd love to see that wee man fight beetlejuice
>>53733643
4 lads fucked my girls throat and are sending me pics and laughing about it
i always find it interesting that people on this board who criticise cuckoldry are the ones that have never tried it
>>53733685
what complete shit
American Football is LITERALLY the only good thing in there.
>>53733685
hi /mu/
>>53733383
>stan rogers
>gaberlunzie
>the corries
Literally gurning SmH
>>53733640
I bashed one out to this pic earlier
>>53733687
horrendous gimmick
>why yes, I do refer to 4chan as "the chon"
This ain't no game, we bring the pain
So don't you niggas trip
Fallin the club with all them thugs
And 'bout five extra clips
Deep always deep is how we come cause we ain't no joke
So when you hoes talk all this shit
We gonna cut ya throat
And let you choke right out the door, the Three 6 Mafia game
You guys see the Paki who cut off his own wanking hand because he didnt pray to Allah enough ?
>>53733685
alri dormer
>>53733690
>chon
I bet most of you philistines couldn't comprehend the genius of Charles Mingus if he came back to life and explained it to you
>>53733685
what disgusting music taste, killurself
>>53733720
post the pics.
*waits in anticipation for the new episode of This Week in Stupid*
>>53733723
I've never had someone shit in my mouth either.
>>53733720
haha post the pics and then a pic of you and your gf because i doubt this actually happened tbqh
>>53733383
Human League
Marcus Miller
Debussy
>people who text each other even though they're sitting across from each other
friggin normoes
>>53733544
tell them to jog on
>>53733720
does the hymen bleed
>>53733758
>>53733767
It's a meme you dip(s)
Can someone recommend me good electronic music from Britain?
>>53733631
And I've got many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of sweet mahogany.
>>53733546
y-you too
>>53733754
What's sadder is not you wanking to it but the Japanese bloke who drew it
New Milo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYh7uq-hzhY
>*waits in anticipation for the new episode of This Week in Stupid*
>>53733733
>>53733744
>>53733773
>2015+1
>not listening to the sugababes
>>53733840
>people draw pictures like that for a living
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_122Tx8xmg
CLICC DIS MOFKN LINK IF YU IZ ENLIGHTENED
>>53733820
>It's a meme you dip(s)
>>53733860
red dress was banging 2bh
>>53733820
fight me irl
entirely unimportant poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6566988
>>53733860
Bananarama > Sugababes
chicken dippers and chips for dinner lads? might put chicken dips in a wrap with melted cheese and sweet chilli sauce
>>53733795
>>53733782
Don't feel like being top post on /r/4chan tomorrow
>*waits in anticipation for the new episode of This Week in Stupid*
>>53733564
>GZA
Top lad.
I have his anniversary edition of Liquid Swords that comes with a custom wu-tang chessboard and really old album art. It's based
>>53733733
Can't listen to them anymore because it reminds me too much of teenage love.
>>53733710
I have a friend that sits on his phone LITERALLY the whole time we are with him even when we are watching a movie. He sits watching vines and laughs like a hyena and shows us them saying they are so funny -- we all just give him funny looks.
>>53733720
Where do they live?
Honestly fucking paint bomb their houses
>>53733799
reee fucking hate this, always make sure to call them sneaky rats
>drinking with classmates
>qt girl complains that she's got small boobs
>I say "Don't worry, i'm an arseman" and slap her arse
>she laughs
Am I an alpha?
>>53733903
go on lad, help out the spanish economy
was in bed with the gf last night browsing the chon and she said 'turn that off and come shag me' but i had to decline because i hadn't met my (you) quota yet
she then went asleep and was gone when i woke up this morning
did i fuck up?
>>53733720
Pretty sure there is at least one onahole that has this already.
>>53733947
that's sexual assualt
just ate 2 peppered steaks from tesco that cost £2
i threw them into some tin foil and then into the oven.
currently drinking premium diet lemonade from aldi with it, superb choice.
yes lads
having chinese tonight
How can I into techno and drum & bass music?
>>53733936
do it faggot
>>53733936
yeah thats cause your story is absolute bollocks mate, anyway dump your gf cause shes a slag
>>53733824
Shpongle
>>53733947
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>>53733962
>the chon
>>53733993
what meal lad
>>53733990
Ahh yes, very impressive.
>>53733944
>I have his anniversary edition of Liquid Swords that comes with a custom wu-tang chessboard and really old album art. It's based
[jealousy intensifies]
>>53733824
Any specific genre?
>>53733990
>diet soft drinks
plen
>>53733993
had chinese this afternoon
4.95 for meal + 2 dumplings
>>53733996
take some pills lad
>>53734019
don't know yet
thinking about it
Mum is doing pork chops, despite the local imam forbidding haram food for everyone in the town and the Sharia Police going around to everyone's houses and checking their food
housemate has some friends over
contemplating introducing myself
clear winner
i'll get you a guys an authentic photo of a spanish ikea
>>53734071
Absolute madwoman.
>>53733824
Excellent instrumental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRymQdrZats
>>53733824
Four Tet
Floating Points
Mark E
6th Borough Project/The Revenge
Fort Romeau
Aphex Twin
Clark
Surgeon
Kowton
Hodge
Mala
>>53734077
do it
especially if there are grils
>>53734043
no sugar calories innit
>>53734032
thank you good sir
>>53733947
Did you sniff your hand afterwards?
>>53734077
offer him some drugs, it's the normie way.
>You're absolutely right. I hate diet drinks! If my coca cola doesn't have 80g of sugar per ml then it's foul plebian trash
>>53734007
ahahahah ahahahhahah ahahhahahahhaha
This is literally what every "enlightened" toddler listens to when they first try psychedelics. Kill yourself.
>>53733824
not british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx1oNpMQIm8
>>53733996
start with jeff mills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6gl9ngTHc8
mamamamamamammamamamamamamama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
>>53734056
putting in a vote for salt and chilli chicken
>>53734084
excellent lad
>>53733990
fuck off murderer
>>53733903
Don't forget to eat some go to the cafe for some meatballs la
>>53733824
Ladytron
The best British band this century
my mates girlfriend just saw me reading the Financial Times and gave me "the eyes" haha i know she wants it gonna cuck my m8 lads
>>53734077
go for it m8
>>53733944
I don't collect vinyl but that sounds p cool
I was listening to the collab with Muggs btw
>>53734110
Aspartme lowerst test.
>This is literally what every "enlightened" toddler listens to when they first try psychedelics. Kill yourself.
staying up til 5am for the new BLACKED release
>>53733944
'tis only a windup
>>53734110
>trash
FOY
>why yes, of course I drink beverages other than water apart from when I'm getting smashed
>>53734173
hmm
curious
*furrows brow*
*rubs chin thoughtfully*
Are there many brummies where you work lads?
I cannot fucking stand the accent much longer, genuinely thinking of moving company to get away from them, it's so fucking dreary and loud
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-4KiszXxHM
Drink more water, or you might die...
>This is literally what every "enlightened" toddler listens to when they first try psychedelics. Kill yourself.
>>53733824
no, it's all wank
only french electronic music is good
>I don't call 4chan 'the chon'
*tips*
>>53734162
It's not a vinyl looks like pic rel
>>53734190
>I do not exclusively drink gree-tea for those rich anti-oxidants and health effects
oneitis saw my biography of frederick the great in my room and started sucking my dick instantly
>That's right. I watched Blacked. It's honestly for the girls there and not the men. I'm not a bender honest... i think
>>53734204
I live with one desu
>>53734204
yeah loads
it's like heaven to my ears
cant wait to apply for my masters degree loan later this year, so glad i took a year out so i can take advantage of this 2bh.
>drinking fizzy drinks at all
DYEL?
fucking cunts in here i swear
>>53733824
BoC
Wisp
Squarepusher
Autechre
this oneitis meme needs to stop
>>53734234
>having oneitis visit your house
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Had a roast dinner not long ago and just had a proper nasty shit right after
This happens like once a month or something. Why?
I have a copy of the communist manifesto.
Know thy enemy
>>53734220
fedora
I'm so secure in my heterosexuality that I could fuck a man without any problems
>>53734231
ahh very impressive
lol lmao
ROFL XD
is it bad to want to be a wage slave lads?
i don't want to challenge myself, I just want to make an average wage doing mentally uncomplicated work
>qt girl comes to mine for a gorup project
>sees some Thomas Sowell books on my shelf
>begs me to impregnate her
was a bit odd ngl
>>53734279
t. asexual
you can memecUckpost all you want but the contrast in colour in Blacked is incredibly sexy
>>53734292
>not having a copy of mein kampf AND the communist manifesto
Always riles people up when I tell them it's all the same shit
>>53734237
it's not about being a bender it's about being a cuck, get with the program grandad
>>53734309
talkin all that jazz..talkin all that jazz
talkin all that troof nigga
nigga talk yo shit nigga talk yo shit
gf's begging me to cum inside her again
>I have a copy of the communist manifesto.
>>53734289
Superb post
>>53734357
shouldn't do, everyone knows that communism inevitably leads to fascism
>>53734336
no, i want a laid back job as well.
>you can memecUckpost all you want but the contrast in colour in Blacked is incredibly sexy
I've always wanted to try and fuck a girl with just my ballsack.
Reckon it'd work?
>I read "uncle tom" sowell
>>53734423
you do know you're meant to put the balls in aswell?
>>53734354
Why not watch WM/BF then? Cuck
>>53734423
I always put the balls in
fills em right up
>I did not read Stig of the Dump as a kid
finna wank over a Mia Malkova anal scene lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvbpQx-dQfQ&index=78&list=FLP_VVd99mWz65p9WN6rjMfQ&shuffle=754
tune
>>53734423
>I've always wanted to try and fuck a girl
>when your dick slips out of the fanny and you accidentally ram the poor girl in her piss pipe
hahahaha what a nice meme this is good my friend *upboats*
have you heard of the "dickbutt" meemee? (its pronounced that way btw you morons XP) as a grand meme connoisseur myself I know every meme, sourced directly from the eternal well of all funny memes, /b/ (its pronounced SLASH BEE you DIPS) and reddit, the front page of the internet.
Some of teh more "unenlightened" plebs here may think that reddit is perhaps "inferior" to your anime imageboards, but I can prove to you that in fact reddit is both nice, friendly, intelligent AND conistently produces superior content to this "slash international" board
in conclusion, you are all simpletons :)
spot the least degenerate
>>53734474
>finna
excuse moi?
>>53734453
but i do, i watch both and they're both very hot, the dicks are much more impressive in bm/wf though.
Jacqueline Wilson is my favourite author
AMA
>>53734482
Fucking dire. Your music posting privileges have been revoked.
>'''''''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''''' that listen to these gutter-pleb youtube music channels
>>53734520
fuck off
>>53734505
how tiny is your dick that you can ram it up her piss hole? lmao
>the dicks are much more impressive in bm/wf though.
>>53734474
Her first one was kinda meh
>>53734513
>paying any attention at all to the dicks in any other way as seeing them as objects for the women to rub the insides of their VAGINA on
>>53734468
i read that as an adult
>>53734530
what do you listen to then? post one of your songs.
>>53734530
I hate that shit too but this is really relaxing in a turn your brain off kind of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZHwu0uut3k
>>53734561
I didn't mean up the piss pipe I meant jabbing it accidentally when you are trying to hurry it up putting it back up her dout
wahey blaze it
link hayleys page pls
imagine if we had it in common that our willies had been in the same girl
that would make us like blood brothers. cumbrothers
>I read
making fart noises by exhaling into the heels of my palms
>>53733468
>boards of canada
very poor decision m8, try Sweatshop Union next time
>>53734512
"fixing to"
>>53734578
tip top book, good taste
>>53734613
>I can't read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XTwgR2T7g8
chune
>>53734603
someone get a gofundme for poleaboo to shag hayley
>i own a collection of fedora images on my pc
>>53734589
boring song that goes on for way too long...
emotional tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwdQ4Ya5ZXI
>favourite author
>not Anthony Horowitz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs
banger
>>53734680
>Not Roald Dahl
bender
sex
yeah
uh huh mmmm
someone make a new thread fucking hell
NEED a Galway girl with black hair and blue eyes
ay i ay i ay i ay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87Gc3XLR18
>>53734715
It's only page 6 mate, relax
>>53734715
nah this is quite comfy
>>53734695
Yes
>someone make a new thread fucking hell
>>53734729
I TOOK A STROLL ON THE OLD LONG WALK
Business idea: moosic
Songs made using the sounds cow make
haha
>>53734706
>Roald Dahl
chewn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16ZtMwlg_Q
>>53734680
>>53734706
>not anthony morpugo
fuggen plens
>>53734781
AY I AY I AY I AY I
>>53734579
All sorts laddo
What are you after?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-9TZyhkH2k
Polaboo fucking hates all of you, this fucking website and this fucking country
You and this place are responsible or ruining his life. The casual bigotry is warped his way of thinking and interacting with others, the meming and (you)whoring, it's all pathetic and polaboo got so wrapped up in it he mistook it for the real world.
Fuck all of you, hope you all die virgins
Fuck this country, hope it become part of a caliphate
Fuck white people, your days are numbered
I don't "support" ISIS but I don't give a shit what they or brothers in this country do, whether it's slaughter another dozen slags on holiday, normie on the lash or "rape" another 1400 school girls
Literally, fuck all of you, you're bad people and you deserve everything that happens to you
>not terry pratchett
you'll cowards dont even wear fedoras
I can feel it
all of the movement going through me
being outside accelerates it
i am literally transforming lads
new gimmick: reach the image limit before the bump limit in the next thread with mostly slag posting but whatever
>>53734822
you mean michael morpurgo you silly billy
>>53734838
Rasheed
>>53734804
>Route 94
Alri lad, where'd you cop that vintage Hilfiger bucket? Want any pingers?
>>53734869
brainfart desu
>>53734824
how boring, please refrain from posting any more... I'm trying to stay awake thanks.
>>53734801
>even a stinker like Hitler
Sixties music is whitewashed as hell. Black artists were phenomenal & yet the Beatles (bland & basic as fuck) are all you hear about.-
http://strawpoll.me/6567364
>>53734911
>gif
fuck off
>>53734927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGiVzIr8Qg
>>53734927
alri jermaine
>>53734906
>Australians trying to talk about electronic music
wew
>Sixties music is whitewashed as hell. Black artists were phenomenal & yet the Beatles (bland & basic as fuck) are all you hear about.-
>>53734927
>Sixties music is whitewashed as hell. Black artists were phenomenal
Books i can remember reading
the entire "old mans war" saga
the forever war
from the earth to the moon (jules verne)
the time machine (jules verne)
War of the worlds
all lemony snickets
all harry potters
all alex ryders :^)
all the demonata books by darren shan and the vampire ones too (was spooky as a lad)
barry trotter trilogy
contact by carl sagan
lolita
at the mountains of madness
cujo
the mist
some other stevie king book
shades children
I'm forgetting a lot of books, I can't remember a single part from the thousands of pages I read as a lad
>>53733845
Lindybeige is so much better
>>53734801
pretty based opinion 2bh (desu)
>>53734927
Lemar
>>53734981
>no dune
>>53734981
So you've barely read anything since you were a child? wew.
>I havent read The Divine Comedy
>>53734824
alri
>>53734983
only his history vids are worth watching
>at the mountains of madness
can't decide what to get from the chinese arghhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twWii40Vy9s&list=FLP_VVd99mWz65p9WN6rjMfQ&index=10&shuffle=754
great stuff !
>>53735036
chinese curry
goig stir crazee
dunno if i can be asked to fill out this subway application lads
>>53735016
Work of art
La Vita Nuova is better though.
Doing a year off from uni as I need to work in order to afford accommodation and it's fucking shit, works shit and all my mates have gone back to uni. fuck my life
and I wont even be with my old mates when i go back next year as they'll be in the year above.
>>53735013
Most of those I have read in the last 3 years apart from the obvious kid ones like lemony snicket harry potter and alex ryder and darren shan
whoa lads
WHOA
haha
>great stuff !
>I read books
oh mother of god lads a black girl has just moved into my house and is currently swearing in ebonics in her room next to me to someone on the phone.
i want off this ride
>>53735074
>chinese curry
>I read boooks
Playing NBA ATM it's really difficult desu
>>53735099
>as they'll be in the year above.
who gives a shit lmao the vast majority of people at uni arent in the same lectures as their proper mates
gormenghast trilogy / lotr+hobbit / earthsea / elidor+owl service / dark is rising >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> harry potter
>I go to university
Curry is the lowest form of food. It was invented to mask the taste of poor quality and rotten meat.
I have a bookshelf full of the classics and smart sounding non-fiction books in my house.
Never read any of them, but it makes me look smart, bitches love it
>>53735105
the darren shan vampire ones were very good
met him before aha
>>53735134
its the best you plen
>oh mother of god lads a black girl has just moved into my house and is currently swearing in ebonics in her room next to me to someone on the phone.
>i want off this ride
>>53735099
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>>53733824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUW5npB-Yxc
I'm not lying when I say I've never had diarrhea in my life
>>53735172
me too, got a few of my books signed by him
>Curry is the lowest form of food. It was invented to mask the taste of poor quality and rotten meat.
>me too, got a few of my books signed by him
>I'm not lying when I say I've never had diarrhea in my life
>>53735024
Alri lad, how you been?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403702/Just-thought-couldn-t-trendy-Vape-bars-latest-favourite-hang-hipsters-capital.html
what rank are you on csgo lids