sershlad and cornwall in 30 years edition
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over,
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls,
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
But it's not about doing what the English language definines as "right" but instead doing something very, very, wrong
and if right and wrong are opposites then however bad one is at doing the right thing then they will be inversely talented in doing th wrong thing
i didn't grow up without one, he abused me on the daily up until i was 7 years old. Then my mum finally divorced him but he took my mum to court to try and gain custody of me but lost, the court still forced me to see him once every 2 weeks until I was 15 because apparently that's when I'm mature enough to make my own decision haha... I stopped talking to him when I was 13 and nothing ever happened after that.
Really wish I'd never met him desu, would've been much better
You know that isn't him?
When someone linked his interpals, his skype was linked to it, and I clicked on it and it fucking started skype on my pc and started calling him and I saw his profile pic and he didn't look like that desu.
Just wait til you find that odd song or album that you have to listen to on repeat over and over again - that shit is awesome when it happens. weed can help that as well, or other drugs. though if you think drugs are bad that's cool as well.
aside from that just enjoy whatever you listen to as background music :)
honestly im like 23 you've got a long while to go lad. try some new genres or something - the chill happens when it finds you, not when you try and find it :)
how's life up there la
pic related: me and the family
thinking about getting tinder but i don't have faceyb would that be a problem?
Bitch you thirsty, please grab a Sprite
My Crips lurkin', don't die tonight
nah i'm taking it to the grave haha
unlike most people I don't think DMT is a trip into the collective consciousness, i think its a reflection of your own subconsciouss and this pretty much says it all for me
unless you're just making it up, or if this really is reflective of the collective consciousness then that's scary and shows that what we know about this world is hazy at best
>It's Sunday afternoon, which means a million photos of drunk slags will start appearing on my Normiebook feed
Well if your "abuse" was just getting shouted at or smacked youre an arsepiece
I was slapped about everyday and I still fink me dad is the best lad I kno, taught me everyfink I know
but he never bummed me
zoe is too qt
Same lad, think my pineal gland is too calcified
>I don't give a damn
I heard it on burnistoun so its probably quite rare even in glasgow, but im from belfast and think it just sounds gr8, got my m8s using it too
>implying i knew those people
even if i did i wouldn't because nothing will probably come of it and mum has had enough grief for one lifetime, and i usually feel quite good... might see a psychologist when I move out of home, not sure yet.
i'm not "gay" and i wouldn't consider myself gay. that being said i would fuck a pretty twink in the arse and accept a blowjob from a pretty guy. but it is more of a dominance thing than a gay thing, i just get off on power and having my knob sucked/having my knob inside a tight wet hole
anyone know what i mean? or anyone know this feel?
>Did they put a pen up your arse and take pictures?
You really think i'm gonna waste my time looking to find what post youre on about if you reply to it with an @ symbol instead of >>
lads how are you all?
are you all in a good mental state? are you happy in yourselves? is there anything you need to get off of your chest?
speak now or forever hold your peace
>farting pretty much non-stop for an hour under covers
>lifting up covers and getting a big stinky whiff
All this talk about child abuse is bringing back bad memories of a qt I fancied telling me about her dad abusing her when i was in primary school
Bad feels t b h
im pretty chill just enjoying listening to foo fighters atm
gonna ask this ethiopian what life is like in ethiopia
im pretty happy with myself
i could do with a gf, but as long as im happy and live life, itll probably happen - and if it doesnt then i guess it just wasnt my time. but at least i had a few gfs beforehand, not a virgin and plenty of fun things to do in the future and career opportunities :) :)
I need to fix my procrastination (related: need to stop browing the chon and /r/videos completely)
I need to be more motivated to achieve things
I need to actively look for a gf instead of just waiting around expecting one to appear
Need to improve my cardio fitness
yeah he's the lad in the kebab shop
Left school three years ago, have a shit job and no friends. Haven't accomplished anything. Just kill me lads
naa he said he had illegal bitcoins and needed to turn them into cash for his house,
I suggested a website where you can buy gold and silver with bitcoin, and then sell the gold in the UK for cash
probably a ruse 2bh
>5 Musical Artists
CHVRCHES, Taylor Swift, Arctic Monkeys, Royal Blood, Paramore
>5 Favourite Movies
Inside Out, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Back To The Future, The Incredibles, Guardians Of The Galaxy
>5 Favorite Shows/ Include anime if you want
Doctor Who, Robot Wars, Black Mirror, Archer, South Park
>5 Favourite Books
I hardly fucking read. It's not my thing.
>5 Favorite Vidya
Destiny, Bioshock, Mario Kart Double Dash, Persona 4, Just Cause 3
Vidya, Lego, Shitposting, WWE
/int/, /v/, /asp/, /co/
>Are you looking for Kik groups?
>Are you a NEET?
Yes, because I was made redundant
>What languages do you speak?
English, and like a tiny bit of French and Spanish
>What are you NOT looking for?
Dicks, guys who are just going to spout dank memes
>What are you looking for?
Pretty much anything not listed above
>5 Musical Artists
>CHVRCHES, Taylor Swift, Arctic Monkeys, Royal Blood, Paramore
ON THE CROSS
>mates bought MDMA on Saturday
>they did a few dabs and said they didn't feel anything so they snorted the whole thing
>did a full bag between two of them
>"l-lad I feel weird"
>look behind me and one of my mates is walking really slowly
>"I-i don't think it was MD lad"
>other mate starts saying he feels weird too
>they're both panicking
>had to spend the whole night looking after them both
>they were walking slow as fuck and kept flinching and trying to slowly run away when cars drove past
>apparently it was ketamine and neither of them had done it before
If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.
My Korean GF wore one of my old t-shirts to bed the other night.
I completely forgot and put it on today, I'm basically covered in her hair now.
I've taken like a shower and changed my shirt but it's still there.
How important could this double save from Petr Cech be for Arsenal? The keeper palmed away Joselu's shot before getting up quickly to block the follow-up from Bojan.
Cech has kept nine clean sheets against Stoke in his Premier League career (for Chelsea and now Arsenal). Only against two teams has he kept more (Newcastle 12, Blackburn 10).
Obviously 'the worst' is hyperbole, but they're still insufferable shites.
that 'pub' looks fucking awful, no surprise they have to serve underage kids to keep the doors open
thy kingdom come, thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil
for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory
for now and ever and ever
yeah, it's hard to laundering money properly. wouldn't take that long if you were gonna do the "selling gp" route, although you'd probably want to stretch it out to avoid attracting the attention of the tax enforcers.
Seems like the best option to me
you know adultwork escorts get to rate your performance?
eh at least i got a job so i just need to work on the project im doing, finish my music EP. feels like i need some more hobbies or interesting shit to do. but then my student mate just works on his projects, plays CSGO all day and smokes weed and somehow has a 7/10 gf so - w/e
like how much "productive" stuff should i be doing on time off? i just want to listen to music, drink tea and shitpost here is that a problem :(
I think it would be best for a change in mind-set so that I'm not content just listening to music/shit-posting and would actually prefer to be doing 'productive' things.
Hard to force though, not sure how to go about it.
They do Coke quite often, it definitely wasn't Coke.
If didn't look shardy to me, I've taken MDMA and it was like a white powder that tasted like shit. This looked like MD to me too, if it wasn't ket I wander what it was.
he's visited Hayley-x-x 16 times
144 total ratings from slags this fella
>let's have a 5-some, i'll make each of you squirt
This lad gets it.
You pay them to be degraded and you have free reign to do disgusting things to them as you'll only see them once.
>Kissing: I do kiss but I'm not keen on lots of tongue....I keep mouthwash here if you need it
Fucking hell, imagine how embarrassing it must be if she forced you to use mouth wash before you kissed her. Bet she has some proper smelly bastards coming round.
>I adore Hayley, simple as that. She is stunningly gorgeous, has the most amazing personality, is great fun & fabulous company. Thank you so much, Hayley xx
>La Supreme de la creme de la creme, simple as that. In a very good "place" at the moment, ravishingly beautiful and one of the absolute nicest people I know.
>There's nothing I can add to anything I've said before. Hayley is just magical. Great location; fabulous, fabulous young lady..
'''nigel''''s reviews on here aha
>he fell in love with a prossie
shes 150 an hour too
she probably gets off on degrading herself. there's videos of her getting gangbanged and she does watersports and hardsports. she quite conservatively could have shagged 3000 men.
eh, depends on the bank teller. A lot of shops in England and Wales won't take Scottish notes
Call the bank you plan on going to and ask them if they'll take Scottish bank notes for euros
This is the most abnormie song I've ever heard
BUT IT ALL CHANGED WHEN HE CAME OF AGE
IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THE SIMULATED GAME
THE WOMEN DIDNT LOVE HIM
THE RACES ALL ANNOYED HIM
HIS PROCLAMATIONS FAILED SO HE SCREAMED
"NOW YOULL BEND"
THE DEVIL, IN HIS YOUTH
I WILL MAKE THEM FEEL THE WAY I DO
ILL CORRUPT THEM THEM TILL THEY THINK THE WAY I DO
THE DEVIL, IN HIS YOUTH
YOU WILL FEEL THE WAY I DO
YOULL HURT THE WAY I DO
HE WAS EASILY ABUSED
THE DEVIL, IN HIS YOUTH
just checking, I know there's some different legal status to Scottish notes and Slow Vak banks refused to accept them.
actually, I was hoping you lads would have the best idea which bank to go for. I have literally zero experience with banks in Britain
Assuming you visit the town just outside Stansted which is Bishop's Stortford, there are a bunch of national banks, you should be able to go into any of the banks on the high street.
Lloyds, Barclays and HSBC are the biggest banks in the UK and I would imagine they all take in Scottish notes and would give you Euros back. Click on one of the bank names on the left and it will give you a phone number. Phone them up and ask if they will take in Scottish notes for Euros.
Move to the new thread if you have any other questions