Culture Pals: Too much Shrek edition
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From last thread
Old pen pal website penpal21 or 44 or some number shit
It was a real basic site was free too
long time ago buddy to remeber and interpals is way faster and better desu
Was using msn messanger and yahoo im and shiiittt
Taiwanese are good. Very hardworking and not too snobby. Less xenophobic than japs.its pretty good. But it also depends on the girl itself. I can't generalise a country it's unfair.
Well it's nice chatting with all of you.once again I thank /cp/ for all the help last time.keep shit posting. I wish all of you will have a good ending as well as I did. May Buddha be with all of you. Ciao
>Send Norwegian girl nice message
>even the ugly ones ignore me
>Send uninspired message to hot girl, even write the wrong name by accident
I did apologize for the name but what the fuck.
>All those fakes from Germany
Mehmet stop creating fake profiles pls
All women say that. They're lonely, they have no one, etc. Usually if you dig deep enough they have a friend who they hang out with a lot but they're inflexible and usually harshly critical for no reason of them. Then they fall out and they're lonely. But of course, they still message on WhatsApp. They haven't fallen out for too long - maybe a day.
At least, that's my experience. Then they say 'I enjoy my own company'.
Funny how people either find these threads autistic or absolutely normie
Mechmed my son, did yuor mum tellimgs yuo that yuo're white again?
Yuo r Syrian people, get okay with dis
My qt says her friends like to drink and party so she doesn't go out often because she's not into that, plus she works alot. She messaged me all weekend so I believe her.
>drive with Korean in car
>drive 50km/h because when I press the gas pedal the wheels spin while the car keeps sliding at the same speed anyway
>korean: why are you driving so slow? You can go 80 here.
>me: the road is frozen. I can't drive faster
>Korean: you're such a pussy
>don't answer, wait for a wider piece of road happening in 10 seconds.
>full-break the car
>she opens the door and pukes
yes I already registered few days ago, and only guys are messaging me, like few minutes ago I was talking with a guy when two other guys messaged me at the same time, and this is why I asked that question, a girl from Austria though did message me around that same time but it was just a bot that advertises its scamming shit site, like "come to this site so that I can sex chat/cam with you and show you my nudes and shit" and that girl only registered on Interpals 1 hour ago and had no description on her profile or anything so it was obvious that it was a scam account so I blocked her
I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.
The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Bodyspace and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.
I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt..
>there were some funny moments.
>tfw had a Syrian atheist messaging ne last year saying how shit religion is. I wonder is he's still alive or even pretty close
>mfw these asian girls messaging me like they speak with a cockney accent
>¡Hola! My name a,Me llamo Her name, soy japan.
>I were interested by your long black eyelashes from your album piture. lol, please don´t be confused, i mean your eyes is so beautiful.
>Have you found some good friends from interpals already? I found it's not easy to maintain friendship from interpals, i mean, sometimes when i add someone on Skype or some other chat tools, at the beginning, we can talk about something, but after a few days, it seems no topics to talk about, then, we haven't had a talk anymore. What a strange situation!
>I noticed that you are interested in movies, would you mind to tell me which kind of movies do you like? Do you like animes? i do really like animes, Especially of Japanese Anime. The favorite movies in my profile, they are all animated movies of Miyazaki Hayao. Do you know Miyazaki Hayao?
>lol, i still have a lot words to tell you, but it seems i was talking to much. I hope i didn't bother you.
I know it's probably copy paste apart from my "beautiful eyes and long black eyelashes", but it's nice nonetheless aside from the fucking spanish ofc..
Most of the time is just autistic messages or "Hello", "hi there" or straight up retarded shit.
>speak to chinese girl on skype
>posh english accent
Swiss flag makes German girls easymode. But it would be probably weird that you can't speak German. Asians are easier with a Germany flag because they mostly don't know about Switzerland (a Thai once asked me, why I moved away from based Germany to an unknown shithole like Switzerland).
Most messages I get are from Germans, Italians, Polish, Hungarians and a lot of /balk/.
>talking to korean girl
>she keeps teasing me about her "handsome British teacher"
Getting cucked by fucking weeb tier betas
Interesting, I thought your messages would be mainly from Russia/Ukraine
lmao chicks and their sense of dick size
taiwanese qt i banged and i were chatting and somehow got on the topic of cock size, when she said her ex was smaller than me but she thinks he was about 20cm (>ON A TAIWANESE lmao).
when i told her 20cm is kiiiinda big desu and sent her a picture of my cock and a ruler she was speechless and shocked
What's her ip? If she's ctually so hard on your dick, I shouldnt be able to cuck you, right?
You're all good at being jealous, but the fact of the matter is that I could cuck you any day of the week.
I'm aesthetic perfection and you should all recognize my superiority
>qt got angry at me because i didn't know what a hanbok is
>all these German and Brazilian males viewing me
Italian QT just told me her parents are going to be gone for 3 weeks this summer.. Invited me to stay with and she will provide me hospitality
If this isn't the default status of your inbox I am sorry for you.
Taiwan #1 in the world
Things I usually send to qts:
>weird Ricola flavours
the only thing most Asians know about Switzerland is Ricola. So they usually start talking about it. Most Asian countries only have the standard version.
I doesn't even need to be exspensive one. I've never eaten any chocolate better than the Aldi nut-chocolate. Lindt BTFO by Aldi.
My Taiwanese loves them
Other than that, specific requests. Try talking about snacks with your qt to find out what she likes.
kek. You wrote to my qt. I have her password. I will probably flirt with you soon. And you will never know which of those Taiwanese answering you is actually me making fun of you.
Are you using SwiftKey? This occasionally happens to me with SwiftKey once I discard the dictionary prediction of a word that caused a newline.
Anyway, Lindt chocolate cream is great.
I'm not even sure what this swiftkey is lmao but I usually have word predictions, when I tap on them and chose the wrong one, so I only remove a part of it because on part is right, this happens.
And in this case I chose the prediction Lind, removed one letter and added a dt. LindLindt was the result of it
>Taiwan a shit
>china classic is best chinar
is it worth getting an account senpaitachi? i speak a little french and want to get into polish
pic slightly related
Turks had to go and ruin it for the rest of us as usual.
Pic related is the revealing of a common magic trick
>semi post related
Does everyone block Thais? I just can't comprehend them.
>I have a question for you. More like a philosophy thing haha. Do you think it's possible to fall in love with someone you only talked to for a week? I mean if you never met only wrote each other or skyped?
what the fUCK
You can think . Falling in love is for the movies. I believe love is nurtured. As long as the person can handle my autism I don't mind desu.my fiance is a 6 at best. But I love her and she let's me spank her till she cries and give her anal and tie her up to do depraved asian things. You can fuck a 9 but still not fall in love
I just can't do it anymore. I'm done with IP.
I can't find the motivation to go through with getting close to a girl again. I've gotten super close with a few and I just don't want to start over again, it takes too much time and effort
>Had joint email address with ex qt
>decided to check if it was still up
>found emails between her and a suicide support helpline thing and read a few
>had bits referencing times we fought, and all the terrible shit she did, and what she got up to afterwards
>start to pity her and just feel sorry because she's clearly mentally ill
>there's another email chain between her and some other guy
>can't understand it and even translate doesn't do a good job but seems like a really heated argument, and some sort of pain
Interesting insight into a self destructive person and seeing that kind of stuff explains a lot. Still doesn't really excuse things though.
true, the joy you get from talking to a qt is not worth when you realize probably tomorrow youll stop talking and you need to spend another week find a qt that is at least a bit interesting and even then you don't have the certainty shell be the one
That's exactly what it is.
Lots of effort for someone that's going to stop replying, then it takes days to find another as good.
The fact that I got 2 girls for a year each before is a miracle
>Going to Germoney
>Wanting to be raped by Achmed and Abdul
I'm the guy who's studyin Norwegian, I'm going for Norway. It might sound absolutely crazy but the NOK has been falling a ton thanks to oil prices, so I won't lose a crazy amount of cash exchanging money like I would with Euros.
Yeah someone said they had your nudes but didn't want to post them
I'll tell any refugee that even come up to me to get fucked.
Norway sounds like it would be nice too and Germany isn't my final choice just yet since I'm considering Portugal too. Is it still really expensive there even if their currency is falling?
Yeah it's still more expensive than here, but I have a whole year to save money. If I can get around 10k I should be able to survive quite a while if I don't act stupid.
If fucking Estonians manage to study in LONDON without going homeless I don't know why a Canadian couldn't survive in Oslo or another Norwegian city.
>Yeah it's still more expensive than here, but I have a whole year to save money. If I can get around 10k I should be able to survive quite a while if I don't act stupid.
That's what I thought but if you have the money than do it and enjoy yourself brah.
>If fucking Estonians manage to study in LONDON without going homeless I don't know why a Canadian couldn't survive in Oslo or another Norwegian city.
That's a good point though I don't know how they do it but I guess I can see how since I do live in one of the most expensive cities in the US.
>begging a chink for nudes
why you guys gotta have shit taste
have some B-pop
A fucking classic man
I miss watching it in the barracks with.my buddies in okokinawa
Got a jap girl to say me so horney me love you long time
To be 20 years old again... :/
i know m8
i can see that tbqh
Been talking to my qt for like 7 months now she is really turning into an attention whore. If I don't reply for a few hours she gets so angry saying shit like I don't love her and all this. Should I drop her for being an attention whore?
You sound a bit younger but older than 25 sorry
>women are crazy slut succubi
>Men are little dick faggots that try to act hard but cry as soon as you bitch slap them
We should hang out and talk about how much we hate them
Can i show you my burrito???
>>women are crazy slut succubi
>>Men are little dick faggots that try to act hard but cry as soon as you bitch slap them
This is so true
What state are you in that you know so many flips?
I used to live in Los Angeles only met a few and thought it was just bad people
Joined the service met a fuck load and now i see they are garbage people
God so close to assualting them flip fucks
I currently live in colorado going to school and breaking ice to make money
That makes sense since I know there's a shit ton of them in California, they're all over Hawaii like cockroaches. My brother is dating one right now too which makes my hate even worse.
I didn't know there were a lot in the military.
>American being retarded
wow how unusual!!
this is how you deal with thai girls
A lot of males in the service that act like whiny bitches
A lot of females that marry white beta dudes and that work outside the base in juicy bars and eventually marry stupid white betas
Also have a story for you
>Get sent to okinawa
>arrive guy takes me to meet all the people in the barracks
>Go to one of the guys rooms
>enter tries to act all hard and shit
>Asks me where I'm from
>Oh so you a cali mexican boy we might have problems
>Tries to keep acting cool and tough
>Ask him what his name is
>Ayyy lmao garganta means throat in spanish
>I start calling him deepthroat
>find out he is a dj for shitty military functions
>Start calling him DJ Deep throat
>the butt hurt is great
Yup that faggot deep throat was lame as Fuck always tried to act cool but spent his weekends getting drunk in the barracks with a bunch of dudes
He would dj during that time as well
I would spend my time in naha chasing tail
We called it pulling a garganta if you pussed out on hanging out downtown in the club
Any hawaii stories?
What's Okinawa like? It looks like a pretty nice place.
>Any hawaii stories?
Not really, I tend to avoid the flips though I can't really do that and like I said my brother is dating a fat one lol that's a fucking retard and makes up all these bullshit stories. I know a black guy here that's ex-military that married some flip girl but I have no idea why.