Culture Pals :

First for KEKS

>tfw Europe is waking up

Lets hunt lads

ITE I'M UP

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>ugly koreaboo white girls visiting my empty page

>>53659553
Morn Straya. Should we hant sum rus?

>tfw qt and her sister are bullying me about losing to my qt in chess 5 times in a row

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>messaged again my qt italian girl, in case she would have just marked the previous message as read
>messaged for the first time a qt russian girl
>she's connected
>she saw my message
>she saw my profile
>still no answer

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>tfw ugly
is there any hope for me

>>53663477
You're german, of course there are.

>>53661272
you said that at 8 m8

>>53663477
immigrate to Poland, all men are ugly here and we still get our qts

>>53663747
>we
If you had a gf you wouldn't be here, Grzegzor

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>>53663747
>ugly
Know that feel

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>move to Switzerland. Endless opportunities and stable economy.

>>53664064
Brudi ich wünschte wir hätten soviel Schnee
Oder überhaupt Schnee ;_;

>>53664336
Wo lebst du denn? Stuttgart ist zugedeckt laut Eltern.

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>>53664397
Pfalz

>>53664503
Anzeige ist raus

>>53664558
ach ja, hab das (Satireprojekt) vergessen

>>53662919

Question for you. In the Italians profile picture. What is she holding in her hands?

>>53664767
no hands in the picture desu senpai

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>>53664397
Bin hier bei Karlsruhe, gestern hat's geschneit, aber heute ist alles geschmolzen

>dgf gerade Blick aus dem Fenster geworfen
>es schneit :3 (schmilzt aber am Boden :(..)

Bild ist von gestern

>>53664064
>living is Switzerland...
>able to order a 10/10 qt from Ukraine or another shithole
>getting 3/10 gook instead
living in Switzerland...

>>53664831

Oh ok. Only reason I asked is a French fry recently started messaging my QT, was just curious if it was someone from /cp/ lol

>>53663911
nice gif :)

I just asked my QT to dance to this for me

http://youtu.be/8NjbGr2nk2c

>tfw there is an app to investigate VK profiles

Actually pretty good, even shows you hidden groups. ceкpeты шпиoнa для вк is the name of the app. Shame it's all in Russian.

http://www.interpals.net/Aryan005

can't understand if a bait or not

>>53667208
You never know with indians.

>>53667208
DESIGNATED

>>53663477

Worked for me as I'm sending dirty snaps with a stylish and rich Parisian qt

Though I can't get any new qts to respond to me after two-four replies.

>>53666667
whats it called??


>>53628111

my qt deleted herself ;(

looking for a new one

>>53667928
ceкpeты шпиoнa для вк

It doesnt seem very good

>>53667928
This >>53667979

I just checked a bit of it. From what I see, you can see where your qt is liking stuff, who gets the most likes, per post or per photo. You can also see who likes your qt the most. You can see friends who hid her from the friend's list and friends she hid from her friend's list. You can see secret groups. You can see photos of her on other pages, date of registration. Some more shit, google it, you'll understand it better than I do, I had to manually input every word into Google Translate, pain in the ass.

>>53668082
>friends she hid from her friend's list

nope, i just installed it and looked at my friends page, same friends even though i know they have 40 hidden

>>53668131
S-sry, I'm just trying to tell you what I got from the translation :'(

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ask her why she bailed on Russia

>>53659329

Do qts get pissed off for not replying to them within 3-4 days?

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>having ripped body

>>53668819

Most likely a catfish m8

>>53667745

>Stylish and rich Parisian qt

How did you get a bourgeois qt? I want one.

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>>53669001

Being athletic, adventurous and with a fun sense of humour!

>>53669189

Seriously though my about me page is shit and it's just a bullet points of sports and hobbies that I've only tried out once. Besides I'm the wrong person to ask. Out of the 1000000 girls I've messaged on there, there's only a few that has replied to me and even less that have added me on other apps or facebook.

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>tfw no qt Korean gf

>>53669266

Guess I'll try then. A French QT started chatting with me out of the blue the other day.

How did she let you know she was part of the elite or did you work it out somehow?

>redhead qt cut her long hair extremely short

JUST

>>53671579
Never looks good desu. Mine also rolls with the straight long darkish hair, I hope she never cuts it :3

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>>53669294
>korean girls

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>>53672034
>korean girls

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Asian guy with his white girlfriend.

>>53672231
sauce?

>>53672589
Some korean family drama, it isnt a porn

>>53672729
fuck, it looked like it

>>53662306
Git gud fagget

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Does anybody here just smile like crazy when you talk to your QT?

I can't stop smiling right now :)

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/Fissilis

could totally be one of us

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FUGGG WHY SO MANY FAKE GERMAN GIRLS PROFILES

>>53674971
Ahmed wants a bf to send him stuff

>>53675049
Some anons messaged these fake accounts before but they never replied, I don't really understand the reason for so many obvious fakes.

>>53674971
can you show exemples ?

>>53675334
search germany on interpals, 18-24 female

1 picture and describe of two words, like hot & sexy etc

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>>53675555
Right, i rapidly fell on a lot of newly created accounts

>>53673867
I do ^^

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>tfw now you only find +30 yo women attractive

I wish I was a German instead.

I wish I was an Alberto instead.

I wish I was Claytonsomedud instead.

>>53677242
>wishing you had cancer

nope

>>53678115
>not wishing high quality cheap weed + smoking it whether you feel so

nope

>>53678668
>implying you need cancer for that

>>53678668
You can get that without cancer. Autoimmune diseases are a ticket for said treatment, Weed is said to be great as an anti inflammatory.

I wish I wasn't a nigger instead.

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>tfw you put a lot of effort in a first message and you get an extremely short reply and she doesn't even care to check your profile.

>tfw I'm getting the same amount of messages on my real profile as my jeff seid profile
>tfw I'm ugly

Are eurochicks way less shallow or something? If this was tinder the ratio would be 20:1

>>53679052
I usually go to a park, so I can find a doctor who can prescribe and sell it to me

but watch out for brown doctors they overprice that shit

>everyone's favorite music/movies are american

>tfw you find a dota watching bro from belaruse on cp
very cool

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>>53679947
>mfw when british comedy

>>53679947
Korea says hi

>>53679947
>forgetting about koreaboos

>>53680098
on ip I mean, derped

>>53679947
people don't bother watching anything else because of US cultural hegemonism.

I watched some brazilian movies and they were very good

>>53677242
>>53678115
>>53678668
>>53678964
>>53679052
>>53679685

lol I wish I was as cool as some of you seem to think.. As for weed actually ya getting weed is hella easy. They will give you weed for back pain. No joke. When I got my weed card, I thought it was gonna be hard so I brought in all my records of when I was dying all this crap. And the dude was like, lets just do something simple. Do you have pain? Im like ah... ya.. Hes like ok approved.

No joke, its honestly almost shady in way. Like the doctors at the clinic were stoned the whole time to....


Anyway I will say honestly as well though I not find weed to be as enjoyable as before I was sick. When i was younger and a stoner it was much more fun. But after I got sick and smoke theres a fine line of having fun with it, and it just making you so tired, its uncomfertable. Like I already feel tired from being sick all day, and then you smoke just a little to much, and it makes you feel really lazy... just too tired. So I dont really do it much anymore if at all.

I see jawbrah got banned, what happened?

>>53681117
He's not the nicest person to girls on IP. He's probably on his 10th account.

>>53673867
I do too brah good feels tbqh

I got blocked for asking a girl if she wanted to buy some creatine and leave humanity behind

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>tfw no traditional Ukranian qt

Also what does that say

>>53682269
Ukrainian grills are elder god tier

>>53682269
>wanting a gold digging and green card hunting Ukrainian
Also apparently they'll give you herpes too like that one guy from these threads lol

d e d
e
d

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Is it true then that IP girls don't at all care for looks.

Mine has told me this while I may be the ugliest morherfucker around :D.

>>53683721
Why do interbenis girls do smiley faces with only parenthesis?)

>>53683860
Because theyre slavs.

>>53683860
Russians/ex-URSS do that.

>>53683912

*Russian speakers

>>53683893
>>53683912
Why though? It's just a mouth, it needs eyes.))

>>53684007

the : isnt close to ) on their keyboard

>>53683912
>>53683994
Russians and Ukrainians.

>>53684061
lazy babushkas

haha, bit scared to put a picture of myself up haha

>>53686060
haha

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oh great, a bunch of ugly/average bitches I need to responds to

Why can't they keep to someone of their own league? baka

>>53687108
Tell helloitsnour Israel>Palestina, she gets really mad.

>>53687108
Too much Shrek.

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>>53687462
Good?

Hello /Lendwiggs and /Volksjaeger

>>53687898
She'll probably take the bait

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>>53687462
>>53687898
>>53688863
ayy lmao, why are muslims so easy to trigger?

chat is a little in wrong order because interpals is shit but you get the point

how can foreigners call us subhuman yet droll over our girls at the same time? Make up your minds already.

>>53689084
Polish qts are the best.

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>>53689043
I commented Israel>Palestina on her pic and this was her response

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>>53690452
Muslims are so delusional it's sad desu

>>53691015
hey don't bully Greece

>>53691015
she's factually more accurate than you are

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>>53679426

Kek

>>53692113
I meant more than you give her credit for. You don't actually say anything

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Is it bully hour?

>>53692867
you are idiot))

>>53692867
#rekt

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>>53692867
>>53691015
>>53689043
>>53690452

>>53690452
> pro abortion
> pro LGBT
Libmuzzies are practically even worse

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/LEESUS_CHRIST

Could all of you please help me tell this annoying thirsty Taig virgin to go fuck himself. I'm sick of seeing his cringey comments on literally even female users photos. Thank you.

>>53693282
lel, did he cuck you?

>>53693311
You must be new here.

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>>53693282
This guy is just as annoying spamming this everywhere.

>>53692987
ur loss m8

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>>53693490
meh, been here for a year but rarely in the thread

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>>53693282
LADS.

Just found out the guy is ban evading from the time his account got deleted before. If everyone could report him for ban evasion I'll share a striptease video a girl from IP did a year ago.

>>53693968
>being this buttmad

>>53694085
Yes Sweden. Witnessing his comments makes any day the worst day of my life to be honest, still boiling with rage from the memory of his last status. But you can help stop this anal ravaging with just the click of a button, do what's right.

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>>53693968
Luigi pls send halp, per favore.

Italian qts don't like Ezio Greggio.
*IP messed with the order of the messages.

Want to skype with QTs, but I have a roommate. ...damn.

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>>53694474
Oh mio DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

>>53694725
ummmm.... why is barry chuckle holding a gun???

>>53694532

Wear headphones

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>>53694818
Because when he sets out to kill a man. There's NOOOO SLACKIN.

This ukranian girl keeps sending me winky faces. Do ukranians not know the gravity of the winky face or am I in?

>>53690452
>jews
>white

>>53695254
Assume you're in. Why not

My QT just said "if you were here... I'd let you help me choose my underwear for tonight's sleep ;)"

Fuuuuckkkk. I have a boner

>>53695925
Say you think she'd look better without it

>>53695997

I just did :)

>>53696138
*Cringes*

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>>53696472

this qt just started talking to me a few days ago
/yindy
Do I deploy?

>>53696562
;)

>>53696623
I know her she has a boyfriend.

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>let me be ur little tour guide…

What did she mean by this?

>>53696840
Really? Anything interesting you can tell me?

>>53696940
She wants to live in Scotland, planning on going there next year on Erasmus. Plays in a band. Likes the 80s. Forgot what else, haven't spoken to her in months.

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>>53696623
>>53696840


Cringe worthy

>>53697010
Might not then if she's got a bf. Don't want to tangle with that.

Thanks.

need advise ASAP

this is the first time me and my QT have ever gotten lewd like this before. If she sends me a underwear pic. What do I do. Should I sent a bulge pic??

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>>53697272
Don't waste your time
I've already deployed so you got no chance of getting her now

>>53697863
oh fug ids the jaw man

its all over now

>>53697842
Sperg out, never contact her again out of shame and just keep that pic to masturbate to

>>53698007
Jewbrah is a true hero

>>53697842
I'd only do it after a while. Is the conversation still lewdly ongoing? Maybe hint on whether she'd like to see and then respond with one.

>>53696562
Lol

>>53698155

we are "in bed together" right now. She just said she wants me to use my imagination. And that will make it better for when we meet again IRL. So I don't think she's actually going to send a picture. But he just told me she's wears black, sexy panties

>>53698293
Tell her your dick is diamonds works everytime ;)

>>53698336

I almost actually want to wait though before seeing her. I think it will make the moment when we meet again so much better.

>want to start using IP
>look at my face
>remember I have highschool-tier acne

Will it matter lads?

>>53699240
No. The magic of Interpals is that even ugly people can get a cute girl.

Wow.... This imaginary cuddling thing we are doing makes me feel so warm. I feel so warm right now, and I have a smile that I can't stop. What are these feelings guys? I've never felt like this about someone ever before..

>>53699462
i'm p jealous tbqh

post
sick
tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef3HdTEGBls


>167 posts
> on an entire saturday
> /cp/ confirmed for ded

>Cool looking guy sends me a nice message for language exchange
>Could actually learn from it a lot
>Still delete it cause not a girl
>Feels terrible

Sorry unknown Norwegian guy, I'm a dick.

>>53699685

Like literally man. My heart actually physically feels so warm. I've never ever had this before. We are both laying in bed, 7,000km apart. But we are both imagining we are snuggling with each other.

>>53699872
Some Moroccan bro is talking to me about throwing my bike into a river in broken english.
Great talk.

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>>53699877
>I've never ever had this before

Neither have I

>>53700050

Lmao

>>53699872
>trap I accidentally viewed back twice commented <3 on my profile pic
......

>>53700050
Sounds interesting desu, post convo?

>>53700151

It's great. But, the sad thing is I know in the back of my head. That this will not last forever. At some point whether it's in a few months, years or many years. It will have to end. :/

>>53700226
Couldn't you try to move together?
It might be hard but follow your dreams anon, you seem to genuinely be into her

>>53699877
I'd expect things like this from you 4channers who've never had a girl, but why are these attractive foreign girls stooping this low too? Surely they can easily get a boyfriend and think this is ridiculous?

>>53700388
Many of them are introverted or/and lonely. They grasp for every bit of love you give them.

>>53700520

This, many girls have just as much issue getting a bf than us have getting a gf.

>>53700520
>>53700557
That's shocking. So are the PUA posts about anerican girls being over-whiteknighted and showered with attention in the USA true? I just assumed it was actually that way everywhere and they're just being autistic.

>>53700366

If that were to happen, it would be at least a few years down the road I'd imagine. I would never expect someone to pack up and move to the US for someone in a short time frame. Time will tell I guess, but I've just always believed that feelings like this will end at some point (not because of her, but just in general). Life is a cruel bitch. So who knows what will happen over the years. But I'm just trying to enjoy what we have right now :)

>>53700388

I'm not trying to talk myself up, but I have turned down a few girls over the past 2 years. Why? Because I'm not really interested in American girls. They are shit Tbh. I think foreign girls are so much more interesting. It's easy to talk to them and learning about them is fun! Plus they are QT as fuck and I love their accents!

Perhaps foreign QTs feel the same way? My QT specifically asked me the other day "Are all Americans as respectful and sweet as you? :)"

>>53700658

Yeah, from talking to girls, in a few countries (Like Sweden), guys asking girls out is extremely rare, in Finland as well it's like that..

>>53700680
I agree about foreign girls, but the way you describe yourself reminds of my inexperienced 7th grade self holding hands with a girl the first time. But I'm much more curious as to why these girls feel the same.

>>53700680
Stopping all this doting doesn't mean that you cannot love each other anymore. Love is different from being in love and it takes time to be developed

>>53701051
Seriously, girls are not aliens only because they have a vagina

>>53701051
I've cuddles, sex, held hands with other girls before. But I never felt anything. I never actually cared about those girls before. But this one I do

>>53701053

Well yeah I agree. But I'm just saying I'm not going to even ask her about moving. Because we've only been talking since October, and met once. It would be very very forward to mention something like moving in

>>53700167
Good photo where did u take it ?

>>53701051
Also, if foreign girls are as untainted as described then why are there so many eurofags on here that struggle with them like americans?

>>53701359
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

>>53699240
Just use filter or something so it wont show

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what do i say now

So I realize I have no fucking clue what to say to girls when I'm approaching them

Unless I know they shares my interests, I'm fucking at a loss for what to say

How do I not suck at small talk. I guess not having a boring life is one, but I'm still working on that one atm.

>>53702653
dick pic

I want to share my qt but i also don't want to

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>>53702653
>it's literally this easy for him

>>53702932

It's an ugly 16yo though.

>>53702927
and by share i mean to post her pic here, lol

>>53702840
it gets easier with time, just keep messaging, learn from your mistakes, post prints here so we can help you develop a convo when you dont know what to say.

>>53702927
>>53702998
Cuck
Don't you know that sharing pictures of your qt is like sharing pictures of your wife
t. Jawbrah

>>53701573
I suppose. I just find it funny that there's american virgins on here thinking "all american girls are corrupted sluts" while talking to ukraine girls, and meanwhile there are ukraine virgins on here thinking the same in reverse.

I'm really not trying to put anyone down, just trying to grasp what's going on here.

>>53703745

Simple, we are exposed to the normies because the other people who are pure don't go out just like us, so their existence is made much less obvious, so much we forget they are even a thing.

>>53702974
Link any grill you want as long as she's 18 or less and I'll get her to love me

>>53703208
Almost right man, it's
>Sharing nudes is like sharing your wife

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>"just you average French girl :)"
>wearing a Hijab

>>53703888
I see. So there's girls just like the pure Ukranian qts right here in my country, I just never see them. Pretty agreeable theory, trips.

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jeff is 2deep

>>53704741

They are, and sometimes they ae the least obvious.

I talke dfor a Go-Go Dancer qt for a while, and she never ever went out except for work, whenever I texted her she was like "I'm cooking with my grandma"

"I'm cold in the car cause my mom is shopping and I didn't want to get out"

Pretty much said she loved dancing, but she got all the social she needed from her job. Doubt she is a virgin, but she clearly wasn't a slut.

>>53703745

American girls just suck overall. Not only are they corrupt cumdumpsters, they are needy as fuck and are mindless. They are boring and have so sense of fun other than getting drunk as fuck and sucking dick

>>53704871
That's awesome. Do you still talk to her?

>>53704919
It's very possible that girls everywhere are exactly the same, except that type doesn't get on interpals.

>>53705167

No, not for a month.

Her whatsapp still says "last login : December 15th"

I hope she just broke her phone.

>>53705195
>last login : December 15th

That's too bad, I hope you talk again.

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>They can't even understand one another
>Still met and had a good time

What's your excuse?

>>53705413
>Mohammad from Egypt
She's insane. Also, how much you wanna bet Mohammad went back to Egypt with a dry dick? lol

>>53705413
>shilling interracial

Reminder to /pol/pill at all opportunities

Anyone know anything about spain qts in general? (not on interpals, just in general) I might study abroad there next year since spanish is the only other language I know well. I don't even know why I learned it instead of german in school, I have absolutely no wish to go south of america ever.

wew I got my qt to break up with me over a text AND delete her interpals.

did I do good senpaitachi?

>>53707641
What was the text message about?

>>53707142
they're pretty ez tbqh

>>53708212
she told me she couldn't handle the "mental stress" of being in a relationship so I figured that was her nice way of saying she was fucking someone else.

>>53692113
brah don't that shit
Arabs had math just because they invaded Alexandria(Egypt) and copied every single book.
So literally arabs got math from greeks and greek-tier

>>53692396
she is delusional like all the muslims, only knows how great is Islam and Arabs.
the only thing she got right is that muslims are welfare scum
^i can give her credits for that;)

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one of you assholes is trying to catfish me

Does Ada Selten still post? We were friends but she got upset when I couldn't talk on Skype for a while and we haven't talked since ;_;

>>53710487
I don't think so desu

ded as fuck

>>53709625
quit replying to me so it's probably not a catfish

>>53712527
Nigger

Lads what does it mean when you message someone first and it gets seen'd like straight away

>>53713100
Its means you oughta get your head out of your asshole.

>>53696562
;) ;) ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

am I flirting yet?????????????

>find a profile
>created 1y ago
>lots of pics, link to instagram
>some info
>connected 24/7
is it a bot ? i feel like it but it seemed very active

Slow week, all I managed to do was convince my qt to delete faceberg

whatever happened to Johnno? Does he still post on /cp/?

>>53713882
>being attracted to bots
https://youtu.be/RYQUsp-jxDQ

>>53713941
Why?
>>53713999
He doesn't come here anymore

>>53714085
>being attracted to Asians

/Genkidesukaa
le meme account

>go on the qt italian girl profile
>had messaged her again my proposition to help her in french
>i'm fucking blocked

wtf man, either a bot again and just a basic bitch

>>53714085
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

>>53714866
are you talking about my qt?

>>53715283
probably not

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What the fugg /cp/??
Can't tell if that's a fake Korean but if yes, these views are 100% /cp/..

>qt
>qt
>qt

wat

>>53714085
>2006 was 10 years ago

Talking to girls born in 1998 feels so strange

Ill feel even weirder in few years when ill be chatting to girls born in 2000s

>Tfw too ugly and too uninteresting to get even a fake gf

Why the fuck do I even live anymore?

>>53719058
>Ill feel even weirder in few years when ill be chatting to girls born in 2000s

>He doesn't chat with girls born in <2002

Are u srs desu?

>>53719273
>this RCMP officer trying to trick me
Not today Chang

>>53719382
Damn it. Foiled again!

>>53716792
that would be me

>>53719382
>>53719437
But really though in Canada our age of consent is 16 y/o...

It was literally 14 y/o AoC like 5 years ago... Fucking feminists changed it and cockblocked us betas ;-;

>>53716792
That would be me

>>53717029
qt == cutie

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>>53719651

what if i just want to shitpost and improve my taco speaking skills and dont want to flirt with international hoes
is there a site for that?

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>>tfw Heli responds positively to your request of lewds, and you back off

>>53719843
Yup.

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>>53719843
You can do that too on Interpals

>>53719796

>>53719985
>>53716792
I still wonder why the others viewed me though and why so many. My profile didn't get posted..

Hi guys. Most of you may not know me.but if you do that will be great. I'm getting married soon.thanks for all your support last time.especially to that Polish dude. Love you bby. :^)

I'm a malaysian chink who's marrying a lithuanian ayy lmao. Getting married next month. Thanks guys for all the shit posting.you guys rock.

>>53716792
Isn't that the Dutch guys fake Korean account?

>>53720295
Noice! I hope we're all going to make it.
Good luck!

>>53720295
Daww, glad to hear that you're going to marry. I don't know you but good luck! :3

>>53720331
Might be, Sanders has way too many accounts

>>53720295
Are you the Claytonboo Malaysian?

>>53720421
Privet comrade. Thanks for the wishes. You have no idea how hard it was to impress her mom. I had to shovel coal and stack firewood as a test of my manliness. I even had to build a garden shed for her mom lmao. Her dad died some years ago so I figured I should be the man of the house.

>>53720331
Clayton boo?I don't think so. I was most active here in 2014 December. Then I stopped because I already got my qt.

>>53720533
Sounds like a movie kek
But it's nice that you put so much effort in it
>>53720442
I doubt it

>>53720331
Danke bro. We will have a pagan wedding. I don't mind desu I'm polytheistic.

>>53720613
I guess yeah. She somehow made me forget I have bipolar and my stupid autism ayyy lmao.totally worth it. I'm gonna move there soon.at least they are convinced I don't want a lithuanian passport. So im not some sonali leech.After all malaysian passport is number 7 in rankings.

>>53720442
Clayton boo?I don't think so. I was most active here in 2014 December. Then I stopped because I already got my qt.

>>53720579
It's because there was a faggy Malaysian who used to post 1-2 months ago idolizing Clayton. Godspeed with your qt.

>>53720914
Definitely not me lmao.that must be some other malay idiot. Is he malay or chinese?

>>53720204
Did you use script?

>when your taiwanese qt won't stop sending nudes

boy do i wish she had a pretty face to match that body

>>53721353
what about a paper bag over her face with holes for breathing

>>53721353
Taiwanese are literally abos mate. Unless she is han.

>>53721414
:^)

>>53721414
she's not ugly, just not somebody i'd proudly present to my parents desu lmao

yellow fever helps a lot and i'm glad about that because her body is amaaazing

>>53721450
of course she is han
>i will never fuck an aboriginal taiwanese in the lush mountains of alishan
bad feel DESU

>>53721519
We chinese always say. The more north you go,the prettier the girls but the less tantalizing the body.the more south you go,the more butterface you get.

Alishan :^)

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>have yellow fever
>mfw I see han qts

i want to fuck and marry a chick that looks like the slut from the uniqlo sextape in beijing
she's perf
cute little perky tits and keai face

>>53721661
I don't mind get all the han girls. If you're not some bydlo tracksuit russian and speak some ching ching chong chong you will score . Chinese girls are easier than japs and more open.

Fuck koreans.never date koreans.seriously.dont.this is my advice as an east asian.

>>53721714
You can but those girls are a little hard to get because they are northerners.there pretty snobby.but when you get them. It's worth it.

>>53721756
koreans are good for a fuck though
banged a korean in a multibang once, was nice.
>>53721793
help me sensei

>>53721756
I'm not a tracksuit bydlo and I'm learning ching chong ching for more than a year already. Already scored on my trip to Shanghai.

>>53721824
You have no idea how much I hate bydlos. Kept harassing me for money and cigarettes in Russian when I was in vilnius with the fiance. Goood.try learning the shanghai dialect.chinese love it when you love their culture. Plus chinese believe in fillial piety. So if you are respect full to elders you are considered a gem. I wish you good luck my friend. Score the chinese pussy.i did get a sudovian after all lmao guess that's fair.

>>53722007
>You have no idea how much I hate bydlos.
To be fair, who doesn't hate them?

>>53721818
For pump and dump koreans are perfect. They're born dumpsters .no shit. Fucking kimchi. I can help you herr student just tell me what you want to know.

>>53722079
Hahah yeah. Glad you agree.

>>53722082
How can I find a perfect Northern Chinese who knows how to prepare good Jiaozi and will be my wife until the day we die?

>>53722161
Hmmm. Do you want a progressive girl or traditional Redpilled chinese northern qt?

From a scale 1-10, how likely are koreans to send nudes? Also which nationalities are the most likely to send nudes?

Only gotten half nudes from a 30yo korean before, and I've talked with many. I think Italy sends the most nudes t b h

>>53722279
Traditional QT all the way (I guess)
>>53722309
I guilt tripped mine into sending nudes lmao
just ignore her for a day and she'll give in

>>53722342
How do you guilt trip?

teach me senpai I need to know because of my yellow fever

>>53722309
Koreans are sluts if you suit their tastes. You need to look for the ones who are crazy about the blue eyes blonde hair things. And of course, a sweet mouth is always good. Try sexting first. Let it ease in.may Buddha be with you

>>53722468
she was falling hard for me and all idk, so i asked for nudes and she was all shy and shit.
i said i'd go first and just sent her a dickpick (lel)
but she didn't return the favor so i went all "you don't trust me blabla" and stopped talking, got 8393 messages over night and a pic of her tits the next morning as well
then she just went full slut and delivered the goods as ordered

>>53722468
Don't guilt trip. That's sneaky and very not macho.wtf mate.yiu can't have an asian calling you not macho.i just told you what to do. Follow it.

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>>53722532
>8393 messages over night

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>>53722482
>>53722532
>>53722537
Luckily I have enough test subjects to try both, thanks f a m

>>53722610
slight exaggeration OFC

>>53722342
Okay. First you need to line the bait. If ou use ip just script all the chinese girls. Whoever views you back or sends you a message means they are interested.you don't need to bug them.these girls want a man who can take charge.you must show them you have something chinese men cannot offer. Confidence. Use it. Try to know her interests and talk to her about it. Invest your time and ears for a Enel or two. If she likes you you can feel the signs. Then,depending on what you want to do with her you can either ask her to be your gf or casual sext whatever. If you want her to be your gf and want her to give everuthing you must show her you see committed to be with her. Eh buy a plane ticket and shoe her you are serious. I did that and my fiance just dropped her panties the next day. It would be an honour to answer more of your questions my friend.

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>>53722625

>>53722625
Wow white people :((. Oh well at least I'm engaged.

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>>53722716
I'd rather be engaged then have +600 on interpals

>>53722687
How can I stop being afraid talking to attractive Asians (face wise)?
I go hard yellow fever mode but stick to the butterfaces.

>>53722687
Sorry for the typos I'm using my phone

>>53722777
Then you must commit.i took a risk. I told her I want to meet her.and I shown her my plane ticket.then she knew I'm serious.thats when everything went crazy fun. Remember my aryan friend, if you are not willing to commit, you cannot expect others to commit too. Especially if you are the man. There is no love without sacrifice.

>>53722796
Let me ask you , if there is anything you are proud of yourself what will that be? Be it knowledge of guns or whatever. Tell me

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>>53722796
>How can I stop being afraid

2 words:

>DO
>IT

That's literally all it takes. The first time you do it will the the hardest, but then it will be easier every other time after that. DO IT.

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>>53722796
Stop being a pussy and just message qts like fishing you'll get one

>>53722936
I am a skilled artisan desu

>>53722891
Of course you must really make sure she likes you but is not sure whether you will commit or not. Most girls online knows that online relationships won't work out always thus they will be very guarded.its up to your confidence and charisma and honesty to chip off the guard these girls have. Understand this. Most of these girls are as lonely and afraid as all of us.

>>53723000
What do you make? What's your art?

>>53722891
This tbqh only way to go on a multiple month long vacation full of sex and goverment corruption

Long story

>>53722942
I hate agreeing to Americans, but this burger is right. Sometimes a moderate amount of American ego helps a lot. But not too much

>>53723000
Yeah tell me and burger

>>53723051
:^)

>>53723000
Also do you lift had one chinese qt telling me she hates all the lazy unattractive guys

>>53723145
That was almost 7 years ago when government corruption was more rampant and open in china

Fun times when your qt have family in goverment

>>53723029
leather goods
handbags all that stuff
>>53723157
no, actually too lazy for that
(still slim tho)

>>53723198
Wow. Haha.luckily i didn't meet my fiance during the 80s. .Lithuania during the ussr is not a fun place to be . So you ended with her?why?

>>53723240
Just work out a little . Get the testosterone fuel. I am skinny af and I look like a kpop fag. But I guess my fiance loves me because of that.and my knowledge of European history ayy lmao. Wow. You do leather curing?then you must show her that. Send her a purse or handbag.use your skills as an advantage. I wish I had such deft hands.

NEW BREAD:

>>53723404
>>53723404