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>>53713110
FIRST FOR AMERICA

>>53713110
thats a young slag

It's a farce that """"""living"""""" wage does not include suitable housing, a qt wife and loving family

>>53713110
more like fag edition

>>53713145
yanks out

>>53713069
maxine you queen

>>53713111
>Honestly what was that all about? Belfast was beautiful before it was levelled.

At a guess they'd have been utterly decimated if they launched any planes from ulster as there were too many german fighters and bombers, and england decided we have our own problems or else it would take too long to get the fighters over the water

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Had a dusting of snow lads. Wish it was deep desu.

>>53713161
it is now you're are here
waheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>53713110
DAILY REMINDER THAT REDHEADS ARE THE ONLY GOOD BRITISH WOMEN.

>>53713110
Hol up imma let you finish

But /cum/ is the best general on int

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>>53713172
TOO LATE NIGEL, TELL THE QUEEN I SAID FUCK OFF

>>53713174
My school was 90%+ prod and has some of the best GCSE results in the country, what school is that taken from? catholic youth have like 50% unemployment here they're the dafties 2bh

>>53713213
FOY!

What exactly are Irish Travellers?

>>53713141
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elm_Guest_House_child_abuse_scandal

>>53713184
>that one spacker german bomber that flew over the cavehill thinking RAF command was there and prematurely detonated a bomb beside the castle

>>53713223
this

It's a fact we have great education

https://www.nfer.ac.uk/about-nfer/press/releases/schools-in-northern-ireland-rank-among-the-best-in-the-world-says-report.cfm

>>53713223
All of Nothern Ireland

>>53713237
yanks

>>53713237
king of dog shite

This weather is snow joke lads. Remember to wrap up warm and stay comfy.

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>>53713232
I WOULD BUT I GOT NO WHERE TO GO

HOW ABOUT THOSE FISH AND FREEDOM FRIES HUH????

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terrible thread, someone start a new one

>>53713184
Cheers mate

>>53713237
Scum

>>53713258
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-census-more-catholics-unemployed-than-protestants-29272781.html

The Irish are bigger idiots than us. They're all bennie scroungers

Also according to this source we are smarter than you:
https://www.nfer.ac.uk/about-nfer/press/releases/schools-in-northern-ireland-rank-among-the-best-in-the-world-says-report.cfm

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>terrible thread, someone start a new one

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market crash this year lads

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Oops what is this

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slag feet

Just received a text from a number I don't know which says "ur girls gettin blowbanged" with a picture which I cant' post here because NSFw

>>53713332
All protestant names

>>53713332
I bet they'll all come to unis in England though and probably move here.

>>53713366
Is it your girl?

>>53713366
so is your girl getting blowbanged??

>>53713396
They actually do. They all go to Liverpool or Manchester or Leeds or Edinburgh.

>>53713359
Hideous shoes

>>53713396
>best in UK
>once again

Nice damage control

>>53713398
it's the back of a girls head it looks like her yeah and wearing what i think is her white hollister top

>>53713408
Don't know why she would be getting blowbanged at 10am though

>>53713366

>Protestant names

you know well that's nonsense.

>Allegations were later made that the RUC had been informed of the abuse at the home for years previously, but had not moved to prevent it. In his 1999 book The Dirty War, Martin Dillon claims that McGrath, who was also the leader of an obscure loyalist paramilitary group called Tara, may have been employed by MI5 since the 1960s and was being blackmailed into providing intelligence on other loyalist groups.

>McGrath

Yeah, a really protestant surname that is. I work with a guy (England) whose surname is Vaughn and he's a mild mannered Republican despite his surname.

>>53713424
It's not damage control. Why would I care?

on the bevvies already

>>53713430
Pm me they piccy

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Do you lads have drive thru bottlos

>>53713447
Because all the English cucks have been desperately trying to say NI is the stupidest part of the UK and I've just proved we are the smartest

>>53713445
>republicans that live in England

Just cringed. Literally why for whatever reason would you live in England being a republican?

also republican =/= protestant

>>53713445
So you're saying lenny murphy, leader of the loyalist gang shankill butchers who picked catholics up in unmarked black taxis then tortured and stabbed them is a catholic from his name? surnames don't mean so much

I was going from their first names also. Not a niamh, siobhan or emer in sight

>>53713479
>bottlos
you laddos will abbrevo anythingo

>>53713485
>English cucks have been desperately trying to say NI is the stupidest part of the UK

Mate nobody cares about you, most people forget you even exist.

>>53713510
Haha devo nah but saying bottle shop is an effort

>>53713510
>off licence
>offy

>>53713496

he's not loud about it, he only threw that back when he was getting slagged off too much.

>>53713502

err, what?

obscenely hungover

>>53713536
How come English girls literally swarm over me with my accent?

>>53713430
Post pic on /r9k/ and link it here

>>53713536
Expected a comeback ad good as this from a half Muslim English dullard

>>53713562
Women love men with different accents mate, not rocket science.

>>53713559
I don't understand what you're getting at with the mcgrath surname when there is nobody in the picture named mcgrath

>>53713565
got banned for linking before

>>53713559
What he is saying is that a last name does not determine your loyalty. You're a paki so I wouldn't expect you to understand.

>>53713479
Yes

They're open 24/7 here in Nevada

>>53713562
your honking blocked nose accent?

nice slag in OP

>>53713607
That's a chav accent. There are over 20 accents alone in Belfast.

>>53713609
Thanks, you too.

>>53713596
I know you seppos have them tbH hence why I'm asking here cause I reckon it might just be us 2

>>53713607
The accent which everybody replies "love your accent" or "I love your voice no homo" when I post a vocaroo 8^)

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morning lads, watch much smart anime last night?

>>53713479
No, doesn't that just encourage drink driving?

>>53713562
because you speak like a teenage girl?
so they think that you're one of them?
>idk, my bff the udf?

>>53713644
2bh your accent is pretty fucking class

>>53713590

from the last thread >>53713229

surnames and first names don't mean anything in terms or religion or republican/loyalist.

For fuck sake you have Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley on 2 polar opposites and their names are interchangeable.

>>53713620
the test of whether it's the disgusting blocked nose honk is when you say 'see you here now' and all four words sound the same t b h

Mine is the last voice you will ever hear. Do not be alarmed

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>northern ireland accent voted sexiest in the world

>>53713670
First name kinda does mate.

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>>53713665
>THE UDF

>>53713670

>surnames and first names don't mean anything in terms or religion or republican/loyalist.

Havn't met many prods named caolan or caoimhe

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Best thing about being Northern Irish.

You can say you're British when you are staying in a country that loves British.

You can pretend you're Irish when you are staying in a country that loves Irish.

>>53713717
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the udf

>>53713668
Btfo

When I was in America all I had to do was talk to pull birds

>>53713742
Hahahah this. Used to great effect in >>53713748 America

>omg are you Irish?
Sure lmao

>>53713748
It's the same in England and Scotland

playing the witcher 2 lads

i keep getting killed, what am i doing wrong?

https://youtu.be/0mLOu5RiRjs

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Why has Ebay / Gumtree turned from a place to get some money on your old items you were going to throw out anyway, to a place where you try and turn a profit on your junk?

You see people selling items with a shop value of £100 brand new for £80. What happened to the good deals?

Back before ebay existed and everyone went to carboot sales the deal were incredible. Now even carboot sales are overpriced.

We have this mate dave who to us sounds like he has a posh English accent, he went over to Wales for uni and when we visited him they were all calling him 'Irish dave', we were laffin


Then they couldn't understand us with our actual accents

>>53713801
not dodging/parrying enough

>>53713742
>>53713766

This is why you'll never be British

>Swaps nationalities because he can't pull birds being himself

lmao

>>53713822
Everyone tells me to talk slow when I visit Wales, England or Scotland. Apparently we talk to fast for you lot.

>>53713801
Playing a 5 year old meme game

>>53713822
>welsh slagging other peoples accents

bit fucking rich

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slag thread so post legs

>girls love my northern ireland accent

It sounds like penises in my ears and nobody knows what the fuck you are saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBYLIUqmIs

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>>53713838
I have a British passport. I was born in Scotland. I am more British than you, Rasheed.

>>53713856
>>53713668

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>>53713854

alri lads

I watched "Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence" on the recommendation of an anon here yesterday morning, just wanted to let you know it was an amazing film if you're here lad.

>>53713856
Liam Neeson. That's all I have to say.

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>>53713359
did she pick up those toenails from a garbage can?

>Northern Irish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

>>53713856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gWHQ7CPn9X
>says the paddy

>>53713889
that was me laddo, I linked you the scene of him kissing the jap officer? or was it the soundtrack

>>53713856
irish accents are hot

>>53713915
Whore

>>53713889
Not him but it's a based film desu
Should look up other films with Takeshi Kitano in them if you thought he was good. Zatoichi and the first (and only good) Battle Royale are breddy gud too.

>>53713914
top jej

When I went to England I had slags all over me just cause I'm American

>>53713930
im a slut for accents what can i say

>>53713889
oh yes you posted some anime clannad chit and i said the soundtrack sounded similar

Right, I'd had enough. FUCK OFF PADDIES/NORTHERN IRELAND TWATS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

Back to wankposting now please lads

>>53713914

Shit attempt and you sound like a faggot manlet

>>53713837
i am though, everything reks me in a few hits regardless

>>53713846
fuck off idiot

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIEfW6PlAkw

>>53713964
Do a Northern Irish accent on vocarro then big lad

morning lads

Done a sing (bad string boxing)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IG5Ypo2X9F

it fucking snowed

end my life

>>53714018
Get yourself down to Kellys to sing

having a ghost wank on the dlr.

>>53713975

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0PWqajt3x

with love from england xx

>>53714040
Also like that you keep your norn accent when singing

>>53714059
Just heard your Mum screaming something weird over you in the background 2bh

>>53714059
honestly delete this

>>53714050
i'll be getting that to bank soon laddie

Ulster sing Barret's Privateers and say For Joe at the start for me x

>>53714059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NOZWfYnO2

>>53714074
>Just heard your Mum screaming something weird over you in the background 2bh

BANGGG

>>53714059
kek

*****REMINDER*****

Catholics are not Christian and not welcome in /brit/

been to church yet lads?

>>53714101
Absolutely greeting right now.

Fuck sake the banter just started and I am about to go to bed. should I wait till 11 and sleep all day.

Literally what do I do

>>53714116
Tip top lad. Hope you're presbytarian.

>>53714087
im rolling through Canary Wharf as we speak.

>>53714099
If you're up at 12 ill do it cuzz my da will be away out and i can sing without gettin scundered by him coming up to my room to make a cunt outta me

not in a malicious way hes just a windup merchant

>wake up
>still alive

rrrrrroooooooooooooooooo

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>it's snowed
>commutecucks will have to battle the snow, delays and muslims to make it to their jai i mean office cells
>meanwhile i'll be comfy working from home with the central heating on

We should call all Finnish people 'box-babies'.

The only thing I look forward to every day is my wank

>>53714101
exceptional post

>>53714136
juss go to bed and ill do one lamara while my das at work

>>53714135
Not going because I haven't slept like the degenerate I am.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

>>53714145
do it anyway if I am sleeping and bookmark it to send to me when I awake. I'll see it anyway cause I leave old threads open while I sleep so I can so what I've missed.

>>53713914
>>53713948
>>53713954
yeah really was a based film, ty lads

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gf is telling me to let myself be more vulnerable and open up to her

>>53714149
Snow wasn't too bad this morning lad. Only downside to my commute was all the muslamics

>>53714181
I'll spare a prayer for you

Instagram whores have ruined Instagram. They are the only "normies" that can get thousands of followers, and they're practically cheating because they know people want to look at half naked women. It's not even varied. Just the same selfie mirror shots every single time.
I post good style, hair and fashion lifestyle pictures but no one gives a fuck. People only want to see Instagram whores. They've ruined the market.

>>53714149
It's Sunday you melt.

>>53713193
Yeah I'd look good in a professional photograph with some photoshop, makeup and nice clothes tootoo

>>53713110
I cannot stand such low tier trolling. Look at the electric plugs for God's sake, its clear they are some variation of the continental Schuko!

And the size of them, they must be Russian!

This image is a lie!

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doing pic related (my dick is bigger though)

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>>53714198
You too Brother.

Might fast as punishment.

>>53714186
Leave her

My gf started talking about wanting to get married and she's serious about it

I just want to fuck her and then not see her like I've been doing

>>53714186
don't, never trust a woman, she'll use it against you

>>53714186
I think she wants to do you with a strap on lad. Prepare your anus.

>>53714211

>replying to a 40 minute old post

kill yourself

>>53714221
lewd

>>53714207
>implying those thousands of followers aren't bots

>>53714136
Methodist

Presbyterians are episcopal-tier these days

>>53714149
I fucking hate how jail seems to be getting used in British English.

The BBC will report someone as being in jail rather than prison, even though they mean two different things.

Fuckiing americanisation.

>>53714207
>they're practically cheating because they know people want to look at half naked women

The whole thing is just a complex advertising parade for the women. They make themselves available to rich oil sheiks who contact them privately, fly them to Dubai on private jets then take massive curry shits on their chest for wads of money.

>>53714207
>I post good style, hair and fashion lifestyle pictures

You're a fucking faggot. Not even memeing too.

>>53714233
This. Lost a paki friend because my ex told him I called him a smelly saracen spice sniffing sword swinging cunt, didn't really care because he was a paki but still the malicious was behind her motives.

>>53714256
Eh Methodist are bro-tier

*pulls up beside thread*

*cocks uzi*

*does a driveby hitting every yank and JF in this thread*

>>53714258
whats a gaol

My gf:

https://youtu.be/9Qwrj6qr_ao

>>53714209
but that doesn't mean the snow won't be there tomorrow, commutecuck

do you bum?

>comparing flavours of Christianity

Seems we've sunk to new lows lads.

>>53714280
>whats a gaol
This.

Jail and prison are both yank terms

>>53714301
Unless it snows heavily today as well, it will most definitely be gone by tomorrow.

>>53714316
I like vanilla desu

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>>53714316
>>53714328
"My body is the only temple I go to or worship"

t. you

things that are missing in my life
friends
gf
an actually warm house

>>53714280
dont be rude

>>53714348
Things that are missing in my life:

A meaning

Need some QTpie to bring me some meaning mind you.

>>53714348
Are you me?

>>53714345
>implying they worship anything

These cunts are swilling Frosty Jacks and puffing ciggies like there's no tomorrow

>>53714353
*spares your life*

>>53714258
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>Jeremy Corbyn: 'I'd take Donald Trump to a London mosque'

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35337622

>>53714316
Catholicism is objectively the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYsbYKY6KA

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>>53714374
Jesus wept.

>>53714390
They practice Latin Mass which is essentially at it's core heresy.

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>>53714384
arg stupid thing

>>53714345
Why do you need to go to Church exactly? Can't you worship God from home?

I'm borderline believing in God and shit desu but I don't know if I could go to Church, I don't feel any connection to Jesus or understand the obsession with him at all.

>>53713874
do continue

>>53714381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqqlBhc6D7

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>>53714390
Catholics worship Mary and saints

That's not biblical at all in fact it is in direct violation of the Word of Christ himself

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>>53714430

>>53714473
Nobody worships Mary, we ask her to pass our prayers onto God when she next sees him. She's divine UPS

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>>53713110
>slag edition
>posts ukrainian model

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>>53714467
You sound like a right gum chewing stacey when you say brit

>>53714473
there;s worship and then there's just admiration.

jesus is on another level in the catholic universe. he knows we all know. he's untouchable. no one needs to worry about that.

take your petty god with his insecurities and get out

>>53714429
You don't need to. But think of it as a school you go to the learn about Christ, being a better christian, christianity and to interpret verses you can't interpret. Also a good place to meet pure QTs and you can have extremely philosophical and intelligent conversations at church.

It's about spending time with your Brothers in Christ.

The obsession with Jesus is that he was the perfect man. We must strive to be like him and we can help do this by studying his teachings i.e going to Church.

If you are borderline believing God whip open the New Testament and just start reading that's what done it for me after being an atheist most of my life. I understood how precious Jesus' teachings really are. Ever since doing so it has cured my major depression which has plagued me all my life.

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>lad i hated at school posts some status about having a kid but he's gonna be the "best dad he can be" even though he only gets to see him once every 2 weeks and his mother is some filthy sket

kek

KEK

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>>53714384
>>53714421
>literally trying to embed HTML in a post

There are unironically people this new posting ITT right now.

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>>53714519

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWgjg2ZQeY

tune (8)

>>53714518
Then why have Idols of her?

>>53714521
LOL

>>53714544
Doesn't mean he can't still be the best dad he can be. If the best you can be is seeing your council estate kid twice a month and taking him McDonalds, it's still the best you can do.

snow snow i love it so

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>>53714568
She's hot, church would be a bit of a sausagefest without her

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>St Pancras, London: Protesters Stage 'Die-In' at Station in Support of Refugees From Calais, France

>Protestors at the Eurostar terminal demanded refugees be allowed safe passage from Calais to Britain Saturday. They rallied against plans to clear out the French migrant camp known as the "Jungle."

DGAF

>>53714568
>having a statue and a figurine of yourself means you've made it and are now literally god

how

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>>53714554
>>53714384
>>53714421
hahahahahahah I can't fucking breathe. Pure greeting here.

>>53714610
Adultery.

Please repent brother.

what should i have for lunch?

>>53714543

born again christians are just hypocrite retards who generally pick and choose which parts apply to them in their day to day life with circular reasoning (I'm not a perfect chrstian ok!) and combine this with the smug assurance that they are "saved" and will go to "heaven" for eternity no matter what, just because they have muh jesus. Dont get me started on their attempts to convert everyone too, if they somebody is vulerable they try to prey on that person to induct them into their cult.

>>53714614
Catholics pray to Mary

They bow down in front of statues of her and pray directly to her

If that's not idolatry I don't know what is

>>53714633
way too early

>IS has cut the salaries of it's fighters by 50%

The end is near lads.

>>53714610
absolute sacrilege
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jBSywmWDMI

in the PIT

>>53714633
Go to the chipper

>>53714653
Re-read the Hail Mary. We ask her to pray for us, we don't pray to her directly. It's sucking up, not worsip

>>53714633
I'm going to meet my old man at a cozy country pub with an open fire desu ;^)

>>53714653
she's just a proxy

what's the big deal?

this is worse than sunnis and shias fighting over the first caliph or w/e the fuck

waheyy new episode of can't stump the trump and its 12 mins long

>>53714679
nobody says chipper btw

>>53714519
>>53714220
Aren't all slavs slags and chavs?

>>53714697

everyone says it you fucking moron

just got off skyrim now by god that was a session

probably started around 3:30am

>>53714720
Good lad, i've got a wee bit bored of it since I finisehd thieves guild

>>53714689
>>53714694
Why not pray directly to God?

You're praying to Mary and asking her to pass the message on

God hears all prayers

Based Milo and Kate fighting on big questions boys

>>53714697
what are you about you mong?

if it has snowedeth and left a *holds finger and thumb up close together disparagingly* eeeeyay high covering over the grasses and fencage outside my house, whats the likelihood that if it snows again it will build up on top of the existing underlay (arriba arriba) and increase the chance of silly fun

>>53714647
I do everything a good christian would do.

Maybe your should take the plankout of your eye Brother.

Matthew 7:5
You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

>>53714694
>>53714689
Exodus 20:5

YOU SHALL NOT BOW DOWN TO THEM

>>53714730
was doing solstheim side quests/locations didnt realise there were so many

>>53714653
The purpose of Mary for to intervene on behalf of the meek and humble.
Catholicism is all about defending the rights of the weakest in society and providing a special place for them. Those people are often too weak, unconfident to speak directly to God Himself, understandably. But they can talk to family and friends of God.

Talking directly to the Lord is arrogant imo.

Protestants are very arrogant and selfish in general. They come up with all sorts of theories to justify their hypocritical lifestyles

>>53714735
Who's the CEO going to listen to, some chump in admin who joined the company a week ago, or his PA who's been there since they started?

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>>53714735
why pray at all, you arent going to change gods mind and you are probably boring the arse off of him

>>53714748
its already nearly all melted here but it was fairly heavy before

>>53714735
I will get called tinfoil for this but it's because the Roman Catholic Church is the embodiment of the anti-christ decided to sway christians from the true path of God, it has them practice occult shit and other acts of heresy.

This is the biggest redpill ever

Remember God said the anti-christ will appear as a sheep in wolve's clothing.

>>53714752

There are a billion contradictions/mistranslations in the bible, no point in picking out one.

>>53714755
i'm getting a bit bored of "ahh you've brought me this (from dungeon #235346) now go to dungeon #1212434 and bring me this" quests

hail mary, full of grace
the lord is with thee
blessed art thou among women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb jesus
holy mary mother of god
pray for us sinners
now and in the hour of our death
amen

>>53714793
>christian thinks he is "red pilled"
aha

>>53714805
obviously a very casual, dare i say unskilled, so-called player

>>53714791
damn shame imo, noticed it was snowing around midnight but the ground was so wet i didnt think it would settle, but haha waheyre we are and ive got a delicious few centimetres in and around my homestead

>>53714840
I think I just hate dwemer

also how common are chaurus? i've played 30 hours and havn't seen one but I see their eggs everywhere

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>>53714840

As an enlightened being, i have made a vow to non materialism. I have no use for material things beyond the simple.

>>53714752

Do you believe in creationism?

Anyone watching this shit on BBC1?

>Feminists arguing that all men hate women because some of them got nasty messages online

>Man makes a point that the woman has been proven to lie, and send threats to herself

>Woman starts crying about safe spaces

>Gets utterly BTFO by another woman saying that safe spaces are fucking patronising

>Feminist cunt starts screaming over everyone trying to make a point

>Host literally has to do "fingers on lips" silence shit to regain control

fucking 11/10

>>53714870
i dont get it

whenever you encounter falmer there are always chaurus

organised religion is corrupting to the purity of the individual.

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might become a tranny lads

>unironic christians still on 4chan


i hope it's just an intellectual exercise for you.
how do you get this far into this heathen hell hole still believing in the sky daddy that will save you even when he never saved anyone ever

>>53714774
No m8 everything my religion does is of the Bible

There's so many practices in Catholicism that are in direct VIOLATION of the Word of God

>>53714779
God isn't a CEO of some corporation who values seniority, He values all people equally

>>53714900

>Feminists arguing that all men hate women because some of them got nasty messages online

if that isn't true, then why do you hate all muslims?

>>53714870
dwemer ruins are the best kind of dungeon you rube
only vaguely puzzling places in the game

chaurus appear in their little caves usually near falmer dens
they are utter cunts if youll pardon my arabic
only place name that springs to mind is darkwater pass by the mine near windhelm

>>53714900
>This country is just as racist and male-privileged as it has always been

Is she fucking retarded? JESUS CHRIST.

>>53714917
Bizarro they are missing from my game for some reason

I think I recall hearing the clicking noises but never seen chaurus, are they everywhere or are they quite rare

>>53714952
>He values all people equally

apart from heathens and homosexuals

>>53714647
But you could say born Christians are just indoctrinated and haven't come to religion themselves, they've just been brought up with it.

>>53714961
good logic

>>53714950
he literally turned water into wine

you cannot make this up!!

What TV shows do girls currently like? Specific girls at uni. Had a chat with a random girl about Orange is The New Black and got her on FB now

>>53714967
as i said; if you go into a falmer cave or falmer ruin theyll be there

Lmao this stern-faced feminist has been on before and got BTFO my milo. Always looses her cool.

>>53715001
>looses

>>53714992
Are you trying to get friend-zoned lad? Christ.

>>53714977
Many are like that but many actually study the Bible themselves and draw conclusions based on their reading

Catholics don't read the Bible they just listen to the pope

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Ah fucks sake lads, is nottingham really the only place that says 'dobby'? feel like a weird cunt now fuck me

>>53714995
Don't get fucking cheeky with me, kid.

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>>53714774
>Those people are often too weak, unconfident to speak directly to God Himself, understandably.
Utter bullshit. You are the one coming up with theories to justify heresy. Why can't they speak to God.

>>53714818
>a white patriot calls himself a patriot or nationalists and not being a christian
aha

>>53714798
Not everything said in the Bible is the direct word of God. It's almost as if humans have flaws.

Also most of the contradictions are mistranslations.

______

Going to bed now. Na'night xo

Wee prayer for you:

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, of utmost divine grace

Now the light has gone away;
Savior, listen while I pray.
Asking Thee to watch and keep
And to send me quiet sleep.

Jesus, Savior, wash away
All that has been wrong to-day;
Help me every day to be
Good and gentle, more like Thee.

Let my near and dear ones be
Always near and dear to Thee.
O bring me and all I love
To Thy happy home above.

Amen

>>53714950
Wow it's almost like Christianity is also a philosophy.

>>53714952
>He values all people equally
many people struggle with that. and protestants are routinely naive and selfish when they ignore and needs of the many thousands like this assuming 'why dont they just be christian like us and they can have good lives' it's not that simple

doing a fart

>>53714992
OITNB, Empire, Scandal, Scream Queens, Teen Wolf, Jessica Jones

>>53714977

I'd say its a form of social control for the mentally weak/ill

>>53714992
Orphan Black

>>53714965

Yeah, she's definitely fucking retarded.

This Milo guy is a bit of a cunt, but he's running rings round these two.

>BUH YUH TWITTAH ISN VERUHFIED

fucking hell

Before I sleep to anyone questioning christianity.

Read The Book of Enoch and other lost sacred books of the bible. There's a reason the Church has surpressed them.

>>53715057

>Not everything said in the Bible is the direct word of God. It's almost as if humans have flaws.

then why pay attention to any of it if you can't confirm what god said?

>>53715067
i'd say you're gay haha

>>53715057
>a christian thinks his religion is white
all of my keks

you probably think jesus was a white man because of byzantine art that depicted him as such lmao how fucking stupid can you get

>>53714952
>in direct VIOLATION of the Word of God
we literally absolutely incontrovertibly do NOT 'worship' Mary.

next.


>protestants looking for excuses to justify their made up scientology tier sects

>>53715052
literally if you don't say tig you're a probs a paki who needs to leave

>>53715064
>Jessica Jones
Only because she gets BLACKED by demarcus heavycock

>>53714992

Orange is the New Black
Jessica Jones
Orphan Black
Doctor Foster
Empire

>>53715052
if you don't call it tiggy you're pretty much a non-person

how does believing in God actually help you?
seems to me all the alleged benefits also exist if you're non-religious.

>>53715107
The Book of Enoch says Noah had blue eyes and white skin.

>>53715055
i do not like your tone

>>53715112
Wouldn't know la, haven't watched it

>>53715057
>Why can't they speak to God.
because human beings have flaws

protestants ignore that in other

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS FUCKING FEDORA.

Fucking hell, this is hilarious.

>>53715052
what does any of this mean

>>53715111
tig welding???

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>why yes, I do willingly expose myself to things I don't like just so I have something to complain about

>God creates man in his own image
>humans have flaws
>voluntarily worshipping a flawed god

seems a bit silly.

>I'm not afraid of anything

kek'd

>>53715052
its "it" you proletarians

>>53715118
peace of mind

>>53715146
did a lot of googling just now and i think its what they call the playground game where you run about n tag people

>>53715130
don't, thanks

>>53715146
It's what UK schoolchildren call the game I would call 'dobby' if you don't know at least one of these words means (the one you used) you're a friendless cunt/paki t.bh

>>53715121
noah isnt jesus you fucking retard

>>53715175
alri

protestant belief: if i don't have a problem then no one does. in other news, why dont they just get a job. why dont they just stop drinking alcohol. why dont they just get money

way to not find a solution to the problem you pompous arrogant cunts

>>53715178
show scientific proof that he isn't Noah spastic

>this abuse on Twitter is just words
>block them and move on
>are you a woman or are you a little girl?

FEMINISTS BTFO

>>53715177
Just had to reverse image search and we called that game "chasies" and NOT tig

>>53715186
thx

>>53715052
>tag

It was always 'it' when I was at school.

>>53715112
That scene was a little off-putting tbqh

>>53715052
OH? you mean fucking "TAG"
???

>>53715190
maybe they don't want to get a fucking job and become a wageslave? ever thought of that??

it's not rocket science cunt

if youre not nominally catholic then *holds up hand like a rozzer of old* STOP right there and dont even THINK about replying to me!!!

>>53715172
It is just the name of the person in the game not the game itself you freak

>>53715213
>>53715112
racists out

nanigh for real this time x

>>53715230
FOY

>>53715263
>Australia
>Telling racists to get out

Hello?

>>53714557
more trade exports please

haven't seen many fedora pics recently. has the meme boiled over?

>>53715259
no the game is "it" see >>53715208
tag sounds suspiciously yankish to me iah
haha tag bro haha dude i just tagged the freakin nuts off of billy!!! i loooove recess with my dudes

>>53715292
chinks aren't human
muslims aren't a race

>>53715235
>I have no problem talking to God because I'm so holy lalalalalalala *plays the flute*

Wish proddies would get tae fuck

>>53715305
Definitely, tag sounds american

>>53714557
cornwall?

>>53715297

>replying to a 30 minute old post

kill yourself

>>53715305
it's tig

>tag
FOY

http://www.redtube.com/1034370?utm_source=paid&utm_medium=hubtraffic&utm_campaign=hubtraffic_tubegals

whats the song at 7:33?

>>53715331
>kill yourself
gas yourself

>>53715347
alright christopher fucking robin

>>53715305
accurate

>>53715315
seems_good.jpg

>>53715355

>redtube doing PPC

literally why

>return to UK on 3rd of January
>discover heating is broken
>agency says they will fix it right away
>4th of January still broken, call them again
>5th of January still broken, call them again
>6th of January still broken, call them again, say I'm leaving next day but they should fucking fix it
>they apologise profusely and say they're definitely sending a man to fix it on the 7th
>7th of January leave to the US on business
>return to snowy Britain today
>heating still broken

I WILL HAVE THEIR HEADS ON A STICK

t. kraut

when i kill women its for sexual reasons

>>53715319
>worshipping some old man more than worshipping God

>Cuckolicism

>>53715305
>>53715326
>>53715208
>>53715230
It's 'tag, you're it' you bellends the game is called tag but the person is 'it' in other places they would say 'tig, you're it' etc

>>53715385
>more than
literally wrong

>>53715391
its just "youre it"
cant imagine someone saying "tag" sounds so ridiculous aha
tiggywinkles