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crayon pop

>>53715867
rorke

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What do you feel watching this photo?

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>>53715867

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maisie

>>53715901
no joke fancy her

>>53715899
there are some foreign chaps on a path

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kpop desu lads

I'm british indian and my dad unironically owned a corner shop

>>53715899
that autistic nerds should be exiled

Any of you listened to adam buxton's new podcast? there are 2 episodes with joe from last months

>>53715915
didn't maisie used to be fat?

I'm born and raised in Sweden, in middle class. But I'm kurdish. Do you hate me? I just like to play games

>>53715867
watched this film last night
much better than I remember it

American with a filipino baby here

Fuck your "master race". Grow up grandpa

>>53715915
Wow when did Maisie get legs like that

>>53715920
>british indian
COME HOME BROWN MAN

>>53715899

This gent looks like a supreme hit with the ladies.

>>53715960
yeah lad

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If you say supper just end your life right now

>>53715960
>in middle class
nice
what investments do you or your family hold that negates your requirement to work?

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me and kentqt hahahaha

>>53715901
went to school with her haha

speaks like that irl too

www.youtube.com/watch?v=57VVXC5uKfg

cool music video

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>>53715948
she's lost weight but just looks very skinny in that photo, always holds a bit of weight around the face which shes hiding with her phone in that

>>53715971
Isn't it? There is a lot more going on than I thought when I first watched it, used to think he beat up milky for nothing (inb4 it was for nothing) now I realize it was he couldnt stand some jamaican cunt having everything he doesn't

>>53715996
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMw

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ITT severely underrated countries

>>53715989
>calling dinner tea when tea is already an entirely separate thing with huge significance in your culture

don't get this

it must be proper rasheeds who don't drink tea

made itself some Heinz tomato soup and Heinz baked beans on tost

pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

wrote a love song for kentqt

https://youtu.be/GFDzQD-LR80

>>53715990
Both my parents work full time. I myself study teaching in uni

>>53715989

>tfw brummie dad
>tfw say supper

tea is a fucking stupid word, it's a drink.

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>>53715867
>I hate niggers, pakis, jews and non whites edition

i don't like pic related

is it a good idea to move to you cunt?

>>53716038
rasheed.

>>53715960
the wise man sees the self in all things, and as a result he does not hate anyone

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>>53715975
She's always had two weapons for legs

probably from dancing

>>53716034
hello

>>53716050
>my parents work full time but they aren't working class. I like to utter nonsensical contradictions because I'm a fool

>>53716050
Do you consider yourself Swedish?

>>53716070
The wiser man hates himself, and as a result hates everyone.

>>53716066
>not doing drinking tea

you are the rasheed here, friend

>>53716091
>i don't understand what 'middle class' means

t. jock

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Wish she would bust my bollocks into a paste with those boots

butternut squash

wish someone would off tim lovejoy tbqhwy

>>53716093
Its kinda 50/50 but yea I guess I do

>>53716074
hello my friend

>>53716125
i do not like your tone

>>53716121
don't twist my words i'll bash you in

>>53716123
t. yank

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>smuganimegirl.jpeg

blacked out last night, woke up with the laptop still on the bed and last nights /brit/ still open

>>53716034
i would argue it's severely overrated. their countryside is incredibly ugly, dykes everywhere and amsterdam is the most overrated city in the world.

the dutch are alright though bar the few retard like caramong.

>>53716160
>green and red flag

turkadurkistani

>>53716181
Ivan? Knew it was you pal.

havent wanked for a month lads
so fucking horny could fuck a goat

he's a cheeky bugger that fury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL7h72NigqE

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here we go

>>53715989
Supper is a small meal you eat before going to bed. It's a different thing from dinner(tea)

>>53716181
kick england out the EU I say

onwards and upwards

>>53716232
it's a BARMCAKE you nonces

>>53716196
>hello yes I am from olda scotia

hello lads i have some obssesive thougts where i believe i was gay but im not gay

i have two weeks with them but now i'm good
thanks god

>>53716232
>some cornish nationalist made this

>>53716025
not a complete fan of the music but that video was comfy

>>53716232
what do they eat in the white areas

>>53716232
I've heard no one in Wales call it a bap

>>53716305
not curry thats for sure

>>53716305
They don't eat, that's the point

>>53716305
>highlanders
>eating

>>53716233

t. 30 stone billy

>>53715867
Kill Spaniards Chicanos too

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Shopping at an Oriental supermarket is the most nerve-wracking thing ever lads.

-Usually totally dead inside
-Smells a bit funny from the weird food
-Shop keeper keeps looking at you and you can hear him thinking "Whittu pig go home"
-Can't find anything because things are grouped by country of origin not what type of food they are like in western shops.
-Do I say thank-you in Chinese when the receipt, saying it in Chinese might be offensive but saying it in English might be too

>>53716233
some nonces call tea/dinner supper lol

>>53716232
cob mustard race. most are reasonable but 'teacake' 'muffin' and 'barm' can fuck off that's gay lmao

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>im a british erasmus student but i pretend to be spanish by typing in faux bad english

>>53716327
>>53716337
>>53716338
>not eating round bread
t. martian

lads im not gay
it's a great news ss

>>53716283
same here, i wouldn't listen to the song without the video

>>53715867
Good that you don't hate russians.

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>>53716125
>>53716072
>>53716026

Her nose is disgusting and her eyes are too far apart like an alien. Her eyebrows are also shit shaped.

>>53716232
Who the fuck doesn't call it a roll

>>53716386
she is an english rose

>>53716340
>still using imperial

I'm 70 kilos, actually. By small meal I'm literally just talking like some toast or some fruit or something, just so you're not going to bed on an empty stomach

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>>53716386
classy bird

going to the toilet

>>53716386
her face is weird but she has a qt body and a sexy voice imo

>>53716401
>not using imperial

I picked up a poo in primary school

>>53716200
Not me actually

>>53716419
>scimitars and bees

Brentford seems like a cool place

>>53716419
Brentford? More like Bentford

need a poo but cba to get out of bed

>>53716026
yeah same man, when I watched it when I was younger and I didn't get a lot of the national front shit, I didn't know what it was

>>53716382
Why's that lad

>>53716432
pick a poo in primary scooo

>>53716232
>the civilised parts of the country call it by its name
quelle surprise

Just cleared all the snow off the driveway with a shovel. Felt good to be using my body and my strength for a purpose other than sitting around all day shitposting.

The Big Question was an absolute shitshow

have never in my life been in love

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how much of these do you satisfy?

I drink stella at the pub because its cheap (but usually get bottles of something else)

I wear those shoes to the gym, because they won't let me lift barefoot.

Otherwise nothing desu, is that a problem if you don't really satisfy anything on there?

just did: fart
going to do: poo

>>53716461
>Why's that lad
just

ey
do you think in have gf?

im actually not
i hate them
i hate girls
but im not gay
only it is impossible
slau2

Dear bullies,

See that kid doing his work in homeroom? Last night he attended his best friend's suicide funeral.

See that girl who you just called fat? She is now starving herself.

See that old man who you just made fun of for his ugly scars? Turns out he fought for our country.

See that person in the mirror? Turns out he/she is the reason for all of this.

#stompoutbullying and re-post this else where.

I bet you if you did their lives and yours would be a hole? lot better.

95% of you wont.

>>53716513
*bullies you*

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You should have acted... they are already here.

7 things negative people will do to you. They will...
1. Demean your value;
2. Destroy your image
3. Drive you crazily!
4. Dispose your dreams!
5. Discredit your imagination!
6. Deframe your abilities and
7. Disbelieve your opinions!

Stay away from negative people!

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>>53716338
they eat nothing but prime aberdeen angus beef

>>53715867
What about Indian and white mix? Both are caucasians

>>53716485
stella is usually one of the more expensive

carling or tennants is cheap

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>>53716530

hows the HPPD bro

fucking love a wetherspoons hot dog with pulled pork lads, glorious

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>parents told me going to uni and moving to london would get me a good job
>now £30,000 in debt, paying £1000/month in rent, unemployed and get woken up by the call to prayer every morning

l-living the d-dream lads

>>53716546
is that what they call giving oral sex to scottish women?

>>53716513
>See that girl who you just called fat?
A girl in the school called me ugly

>>53716232
>cob
only very rarely and i'm from birmingham, its a bun or a bap.

>>53716485
I watch MotD,
watch Take Me Out,
use lynx dry Africa (roll on though and anti-antiperspirant, not deo),
I have a pair of real Ray-Bans™,
I like Jåger,
I've bought Glens many times,
have a PS4 (but no games for it because it has... no games),
I've been on a lads holiday,
I enjoy flame grilled McCoys,
I have owned a tub of VO5 Matt Clay
I like Yorkies

>>53716568
fuck off murderer

>>53716578
This story isn't true

>>53716509
spanish girls must be the most overrated.

the all travel in packs. they have identical basic bitch syndrome. they're all womanlets. they're all chubby and average looking

>>53716554
they don't do tenants at the pubs i go to and carling is weak ennit

why is toby carvery's breakfast so cheap?

>>53716578
>£1000 a month
what

>>53716556
it's ok, thanks for asking :^)

>>53716608
literally could not live in a country without spoons lmao, poverty tier

>>53716623
lived with a spanish lad once, went out with his spanish mates a few times and the birds were proper fit and a good laugh

>>53716485
Everything but

Take me out
Celeb juice
Corsa
Swag
Nandos
IPhone and selfie stick

really struggling to get by during the day without drinking at least 7-8 units of alcohol

do I have a problem?

Be excellent to each other

i am the ladybird and you are my aphids

>>53716705
Like two pints? No.

>gmail phishing ended in failure

Out for delivery
Bromley-by-Bow, GB

alri lads? hahahah

Literally extracting a poo from my bumgullet right now as we speak

>>53716578
literally no point going to uni in london unless you're rich.

>>53716729
7-8 units is about 4 pints

hiw's it going pakis

alri

>>53716721

69 DUDE

kwink slag

Kill spanish Chicanos in UK Pls

They are like mexicans in UK

why the fuck is somebody always having a poo when I come to these threads?

>>53716806
I already had a poo then a shower. Now I'm hungry

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cork is the slag capital of the british isles

>>53716485
I'm a 0 on this but bring everything down by 1 scum tier and I would fill the lot

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>>53716485

paki poo bum and willy

>>53716888
good post

>>53716888
t. David Cameron

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>>53716888
>>53716745
>>53716494

When I finished 6th form I unironically went on holiday to Magaluf with my mates and has a great time.

>>53716866
>movie
fuck off yank

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having a vegetable roll in a bap with loads of brown sauce, thanks

>>53716485
20 I got. I'm not even a regular

>>53716578
poortherners making things up to feel better
>move to London
>get good job
>go out to the nations best museums, theatres and historical buildings
>surrounded by amazing architecture, statues, bridges
>retire at 50 with Bunny your secretary to Bermuda

>>53716964
but it's too well made to be a flick
but too crass to be a film

maybe it's a picture

having a punt

can we all now finally agree that germanics are the weak link in the white race?
they lived in forest mudhuts before latin influence
they destroyed the roman empire
they raped, pillaged, sacked europe (vikings)
they destroyed the byzantine empire
they invaded italy
they genocided baltic people
they ruined christianity with their stupid protestantism shit
they invented socialism, communism and nazism
they caused two world wars (which they both lost)
and now all germanics are the leading cucks of europe and force their cuckery on other european countries

defecating

never had sexual intercourse

had a twelve hour sleep. going to have a bacon sandwich as a snack then get comfy for the match at 2.

feels pretty good ngl

lads

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>>53716972
>londoncucks really expect me to believe this

>>53717047
neither

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>>53717019
>can we all now finally agree that germanics are the weak link in the white race?
>they lived in forest mudhuts before latin influence
>they destroyed the roman empire
>they raped, pillaged, sacked europe (vikings)
>they destroyed the byzantine empire
>they invaded italy
>they genocided baltic people
>they ruined christianity with their stupid protestantism shit
>they invented socialism, communism and nazism
>they caused two world wars (which they both lost)
>and now all germanics are the leading cucks of europe and force their cuckery on other european countries

Anyone else feel like the message in the new south parks is literally that the left wing social justic brigade is laying out the carpet for people and groups that will ultimately bring our demise? it seemed pretty clear to me

>>53717019
>destroyed the byzantine empire

Yeah Germanics created the LATIN EMPIRE lol?

Crusaders were known by muslims as 'franks' cos there were so many french/latin lads. and muh 4th crusade was the beginning of the end for byzantium.

>>53717019
the eternal kraut is the enemy of the white race
peace will never be known until they are destroyed

>>53717019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j25oBrf1mwo

>>53717047
>>53717067
you two should have sexual intercourse with each other

>>53716972
>>surrounded by amazing architecture, statues, bridges

Not the only thing you're surrounded by

>>53717086
>tfw romans could have dealt with the threat once and for all but failed to do so and consequently doomed themselves, and europe, to 2 milennia of germanic-caused suffering
s m h

had a few crazy melatonin dreams

>>53717019
fuck off jew cunt

need to talc my arsecrack

How can people say the treay of versailles Caused ww2 for being too harsh? Germany was still left as a rich, high population and industrial strong nation.

Should have completely dismantled germany, if versailles was harsher ww2 wouldn't have happened t.bh

>>53717156
>when a germanic barks at you but you remember his ancestors lived in nigger-tier mudhuts
whatever Luuk

Kill Spaniards Chicanos, pakis, poles and Brown shitskins

GORA ETA GORA Euskadi Herria

>>53717174
If it wasn't harsh, then extremist parties would not have succeeded.

>>53717200
kankerjood

>>53715867
That's a good movie lad, is it really what england society in a nut shell?
racist

>>53717200
thats what differentiates us, you still do

>>53717174
germanics, oddly similar to negroes, have a high natural propensity to invade, destroy, conquer and ruin
this can be proved through analysis of their turbulent history

Called the letting agency HQ after no one at the branch took the phone lads.

Played up my angry German accent too.

tl;dr just received an e-mail confirming in writing that they will reimburse me for buying an electric heater.

Going shopping lads.

t. kraut

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

who is this uppity swissman?

>>53717220
It was harsh but not harsh enough, should have been much harsher. split germemey into like 10 countries lmao

>>53717225
No, england isn't a racist country at all it's the opposite and it will be their downfall

The skinheads in the film were always a small ammount of people, and many skinheads werent racist either

>>53717263
he's a maverick, you may not like his methods but he gets results

>>53717263
some hoser

>>53717234
>what is ancient israel
>what is ancient greece
>what is rome
face it, mediterraneans are the real master race

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Guess what I just rediscovered lads

>>53717250
what happened

*makes an appearance*

>>53717307
>going from wooden huts to brick houses
or
>going from a beautiful empire to getting bombed by pakis every day
hm
i wonder

watching a pornographic video

Worst thread I have been in this year

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pitched an idea to fleshlight lads

>>53717349

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going to bed

>>53717283
But they have a good point on falkland war, haven't they?

>>53717265
Would never have worked anyway lad

>>53717250
Buy an AGA.

>>53717379
yeah

>>53717307
Shitskins man, Brits are master Race and Celtics.... Kill them with fire, ETA exterminated 5000 spanish Chicanos, kill them

>>53717360
shittest gimmick i've ever layed my eyes on

ari lds

>>53717376
>wear something that makes you comfortable
>people call me a faggot when I wear a dress
how about, don't wear a dress, faggot

>>53717360
*shits*
now its the shittiest one!

had a great poo earlier
i would have kept you up to date but by the time i got on the portable 'chon most of the action was already over

>>53717419
>yfw iberians had no civilizations before roman influence
not true meds desu
you fucking celto-berber nigger

>>53717376
going to lie in my grave

>>53717329
Heating broke two weeks ago and they haven't fixed it yet.

I was gone for most of that but I came back from sunny California today, discovered it's still broken, and went on a two hour phone blitzkrieg.

fully implement shariah law when?

>>53717475

>law law

'boyfriend now so fuck off'

from a girls tinder profile lol

>>53717511
hate mongs like that

fucking retards

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Hello lads

Remember that Edinburgh is objectively the best city in the UK and possibly the best in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JM80h6ZDLE

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anyone watching the soccer later

>>53717376
i'm sure he won't want to wear a skirt when he gets bullied mercilessly, kek

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left is a literal 10

>>53717525
it's just a tinder profile lol

>>53717527

Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth, it's all hills and steps and, at the bottom of the steps and hills, poverty. I can take great pride in my prejudice. The city is a centre radiating universal dullness. Rows and rows of houses the colour of atomic ash, so picturesque at a distance, so austere when near. The transition between Edinburgh and a graveyard would be unnoticeable.

Of course the city thinks it stinks of genius. In reality it is hops. It is cultural only in that nothing happens. For eleven months of the year it produces nothing but vomit. And then in August there is a welter of frivolity - the Edinburgh Festival. Suddenly entertainment starts at half-past eleven in the morning and parks itself on every street corner - a bit like the vomit. That they choose drama is understandable. The stage gets stuck with anything too boring to be shown on television. But why go to the theatre in Edinburgh? Theatre is just shouting in the evening. And the entire city does that anyway.
I have walked the streets of the world dressed like a prick. But from Trench Town to the Bronx there is nowhere more frightening than Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night

have to go and house sit my sisters house for the whole of next week

don't mind doing it, just that my mum is going to fuck my whole room up whilst I'm away ffs

>>53717530
>soccer
FOY

>>53717546
nonce

>>53717530
>soccer
fuck off yank

>>53717546
As in she is literally 10y/o?

>>53717546
decent tits on 2

>>53717309
MATES I'M GETTIN FUCKIN PISSED

THAT NOBODY REMEMBERS THIS

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>>53717577
t. declan mchoop from easterhouse

>>53717583
dont worry kiddo ill keep her buzy ;0

you remind me of the paki

>>53717583
you mean she'll clean up the mess you created?

what's the plan today lads?

>>53717624
I've never even seen that picture until you posted it

>>53715867
What an awful edition, you should should ashamed of yourself

>>53717666
going to have a big poo, the first wank of the weekend then watch the footy

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what countries have freckled people

I thought it was only britain and ireland

thought someone had broken into my house and was possibly having a bath but it turns out it was just the washing machine haha

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>>53717577
bitter weegie

>>53717650
she won't properly clean it though, she'll half arse it and just leave things in the wrong place

>>53717666
Watch the snooker, drink several coffees, maybe play some habbo hotel.

>>53717700
mate ahaha imagine that someone breaking into your abode just for a bath ahahahhaha mental i reckon wed become friends

>>53717666
stave off anxiety

>>53717710
do you have ocd?

>>53717700
very good very nice i like it

>>53717699
many blacks have freckles

>>53717695
noice

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>>53717677
it's fuckin

Mission to McDonaldland

ANGELA MERKEL'S PARTY IS TALKING ABOUT REMOVING HER FROM OFFICE LADS

recommend me a good simpsons ep

>>53717626
>best city of the uk
>proudly debates the dissolution of the uk
wat

you lads watch "the big question" then?
middle class women are mental haha

>>53717462
Basque Country in recent years has been invaded by filthy Chicano spanish culture.

We have a strongest industry because we are not corrupted like chicanos.

GORA ETA

http://deaddaesh.com/

this website makes corbyn supporters cry

>We are very impressed for such a remarkable job. We are deeply proud of you..we expect the same result in coming days, weeks, months years...

Saw this comment on a youtube vid, made me feel desu, must be a parent commenting on their child's video.

>>53717781
/pol/ or do you have a source?

>>53717781
proves???

What should I get my girlfriends boyfriend for his birthday lads?

>>53717688
Rasheed t'alakmal bin akmir

WHOA!!! after my lovely warm soup, this tuna is.... c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cCCCCOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53717805
>calling them daesh

Cucks

>>53717805

>>>/b/

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why is she so qt

>>53717831
http://derstandard.at/2000029149741/Fluechtlinge-Merkel-unter-Druck-Geruechte-ueber-Plan-B-mit-Schaeuble

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Eyebrows on fleek, what in the fuck does all that even mean?
Seems like we're scared about what others perceive
But let me be straight up, this shit is for me
This shit is for me, bitch verbatim

>>53717773
I was born in 1997, that game look ancient to me.

>>53717867
celtic features best features

>>53717781
god speed god speed

>>53717850
argue all you want about the effectiveness of using daesh but you cant pretend that using the name they dont like is more cucked than "the '''''''''''''so-called''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''islamic'''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''state'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''"

>>53717899
You're moving away the blame from Islam. It's Islam that's doing this, and Muslims are doing nothing to stop it, the Muslims community are doing fuck all.

>>53717783
itchy and scratchy land is one of my favourites tbqhwy

>>53717867
She has classic taste in men.

i got chills they're multiplying

>>53717951
ok

>>53717899
since when do people start calling is Daesh

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zoe

lads

why aren't my phishing tricks working?

got an itchy nob

>>53717751
no

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>>53717794
Gora ETA BRO and celtic blood.,fucking spanish gypsies

>>53717982
and I'm doing a poo

doing runny poos today lads

>>53718025
>>53718027
good lads

NEW chat up line for birds on tinder who have a child:

Single mum of one?

How'd you like to be a single mum of two?

>>53717995
cos it's shit tier >>53717842

>>53718058
>single mum of two
>single
think it through again la

>>53718058
scintillating

>>53718005
ok, if you don't like how your mum cleans your room you could always do it yourself instead of whinging about it like a literal infant.

>>53718021
why are aliums wearing berets

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zo.e

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wERqa5WwGA

>>53718061
but I'm doing everything right

>>53718083
thats the joke you daft poof

Last two ads on Sky Sports 1

"Gorilla glue – America's best selling glue"
"O' Keeffe's Working Hands – America's favourite hand cream"

What the fuck?

>>53718119
THIS IS SPOOKY

>>53718083
yeah that's the joke, think it through again la

>>53718172
she is literally a non-inbred, good looking version of maisie

and
>posting low-res

>>53718172
tights make me so hard

>>53718146
Have they fucked up and broadcast american adverts or what?

The other day I got some leaflet in the post about upgrading my shower and the date on it was in the American format, was fucking bizarre.

We'll be the 51st state in a decade or so.

>>53715867
>this-is-england-5.png
i like this movie. but i still don't know what is his name. i mean the actor's real name. even i saw snatch also.

>>53718211
Poleaboo feels the same way

>trying to get a job without nepotism

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>>53718211
Good lad
>>53718201
maisie yourself

>>53718250
>so pathetic you needs nepotism
apply yourself

>>53718238
>>53718238
can you do me a favour and kill yourself

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>>53718211
seamed stockings and fishnets laugh at you

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>Jizya now an official tax in london boroughs

WHEN WILL IT END

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ugly as sin

is 'hows it going' a weak tinder opener? not had any luck with all these meme 'chat up lines'

caught my fine bottom in the mirror and its looking fine if i may toot my horn

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>>53718211

>>53718355
go for the classic "alri luv"

>>53718355
not being ugly is the best opener on tinder i think

>>53718355
It doesn't matter what you say

If you're good looking, people will want you
If you're not, then just delete the app

>>53718355

the meme chat up line are just that lad, memes

it's just for people to laugh about, why are you trying to use them

>>53718315
Janny's not gonna like this...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13BVVJ9Yyzp

>>53718399
i get a decent amount of matches t.bh

>>53718418
***WARNING***
DO NOT CLICK

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>>53718382
>make fake tinder with model Francisco Lachowski(literal 10/10)
>get millions of matches every day
>the depression as swiping right was met with constant match after match, about 70% of them sending the first message

On the way to a museum lads, I've decided to slightly shove any couple kissing that gets in my way. Cunts.

>>53718447

I clicked it

>implying this video doesn't apply to you

>>53718465
Sad little man

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>I frequent museums

>>53718487
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