/asean/

1st for David Madsen is based and Chloe is a slutty annoying entitled attention whore who doesn't deserve to be saved

Pertagan max

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>>53703420
>still no k8 ending dlc

asean is ded
ded is asean

I get what I want.

>>53704764
>>53704615
kwikwikwi

>>53704818
If you can do whatever you want, why don't you expand Brunei to connect west Brunei and east Brunei, Sultan? :^)

>>53703354
Why kate is so perfect?

>>53704878
I do what I want.

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>>53704891
Because she is not unpure like everyone else, she tries to help everyone and is the most innocent.

If I was going to die, I want k8 to be next to me with her warm smile nurturing me on my last hour.

How do I sign up in ArkVid? I want to upload my suubbed anime into streaming site.

Whos Kate?

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>>53705324
*triggered*

who the heck is k8?

>>53705009
>>53705352
Why she's wearing a cross in her neck? She's a catholic? Tell us about your waifu anon.

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>all of these LiS posters

SJWS GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>53705493
>>53705488
She is not anyone's waifu, she cannot be owned. She's a pure and the most kind soul you'll ever find. Even though people oppress her for her Christian beliefs and the fact that they drug her, she does not look for revenge or violence, instead she tries to prove her innocence and relies on God for help.

>>53705672
What's wrong with two girls doing lewd stuff?
What's wrong with raising awareness about Christians being oppressed?
Is raising awareness about soldier's having PTSD wrong now?

>>53705672
See
>>53705170

>>53704972
You want what you want because they are what I want.

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>me and sakurahime in South K

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>>53705741
I dont get it, in fact I dont understand to some anime 2D lover who think that they can claim some chinese cartoon character as their thing called waifu.
My brother fan anime, he watch nothing but anime and tokusatsu, yet he's not showing anything to call what he always watch as waifu.
I did fan anime once, and I realize it's just a stupid thing because fan anime means you're gay secretly, you guys just can't admit it.
or, I-I just dont get it

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>>53705993
Just a warning: don't ever say what you said on /a/ or probably /jp/.

Chances are,you'll either get ignored or chewed out by anons. Trust me.

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>>53705993
>claiming fictional girls as waifus = gay
m8.

Guys are drawn into anime girls because it gives them comfort, it allows them to imagine being loved by a woman, not just wife love, but also motherly love and comfort as well.

If you don't like people watching anime, then blame everyone for not interacting enough and sharing comfort with each other.

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Alguien de aquí es hispanohablante
O mexicano

>>53706234
So basically chink cartoon lover is an anti-social personality? I dont think so, I can say something like this because I watch my brother's behaviour since he love chink cartoon so much, he got all he needed in family, comfort, money, parent suppporting, love and all. It's just a misleaded brain who thinks they can get comfort of a woman by drawing a chinese character.

>>53706387
One taco please

K

O

N

T

T

test

S

I

stahp

What you people thought about the US and EU have lifted the economic sanctions against Iran and The world is now running at 1.5 million barrels excess oil everyday, Iran wants to add another 1.5 million barrels http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/16/investing/iran-sanctions-lift-oil/

S

E

T

A

>>53706947
Fuck oil.
That thing is an evil in a black liquid shape.

Find another energy resources. Free for all. Freedom
Freedom.

>>53705170
I tried youtube but
>[Copyright claim] Your video has been blocked: "sekrit anime episode 40 english sub 480"
>Video title: sekrit anime episode 40 english sub 480
>Includes: Audiovisual content
>Claimed by: Shopro

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>>53707006

Test.

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ทรงพระเจริญ

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>>53707375
Whats with all these male genital word that spread all over /asean/ board? Is it new meme?
Do you guys dream of being gay by saying that word? I would prefer yell about women genital for some lulz, at least that's proof that I'm straight, not even a gay

>>53707458
Memek
Wkwkwkwkwkkwk

>>53707458
>at least that's proof that I'm straight
you have to try and prove it?

why are you trying to fool people

just b urself

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>>53707523
lel

>>53707543
I'm my self fully aware, my aussie f.am

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>Malaysian horror stories

>>53707762

You know any good ones?

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>be the only Christian country left on earth
>fight hoards of muslims
>last stand

Feels good there will be a point in time where Flips will actually show and prove that they are really the most powerful race in the world.

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Is the Kateposter alive?

>>53707929
fucking BASED

What so good about Kate

She's was fucked and better off dead.

>>53707942
No.
Fuck Kate.
She can go die on Mr. Creeperson's dark room.

Asean version:

> Elves
Vietnam

> Dwarfs
Indonesia

> Men
Malaysia

> Wizard
Thailand

> Orcs
Phillipine

> Hobbits
Brunei

everyone aggreed?

Moshi moshi

Who is this Kate-san desu?

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>>53708065
Fuck off, Nathan
>>53708072
You fuck off too

>>53708095
>ph
>orcs

R-rude desu

sup

>>53708106
NO, FUCK YOU
I'M SO SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO CONTROL ME

>>53708126
That's suggested version, show us yours

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>>53708065
she's pretty, but most importantly, she's incredibly heart-warming, she makes you just want to put life on pause for a few moments, have a cup of tea, play with her pet rabbit a bit, and listen to her words and then feel like maybe, just maybe, everything's going to be alright after all.

Then you exit the game, look around your room a bit, and remember that you're still spending your saturday night posting on a taiwanese clay animation forum all by yourself, with no real-life friends, no hope for the future, and you remember that you were foolish to even dare to think for a second that everything was alright after all.

And thus Kate is also bad in a sense, because she has the bad habit of allowing you to slip back into the world of delusions.

>>53708153
We're not 3 meter giants Indon-kun.

It's a mix of Dwarves, Elves, Men, and hobbits here. The wizards are a very rare occurence here.

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>>53708136
Best ending :^)
>>53708194
I don't know, man. It's not even that for me. You just see her suffering so much that you wanna save them at all costs.
Weird that I'd be discussing this here but /lisg/ is literally tumblr.

>>53708253
Ikr
That was WAY better ending, i hate the "bay over bae" ending, it's just very simple <.<

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>>53707835
Malaysian horror stories makes you hard, instead of being scared.

>>53708095

>elves
VN

>dwarves
indonesia

>men
PH

>wizard
malaysia

>orcs
cambodia

>hobbits
brunei

>>53708371

that would also be acceptable

>>53708253
>It's not even that for me. You just see her suffering so much that you wanna save them at all costs.
I guess that too, I hadn't really thought about it but yeah that's definitely another thing. Basically she manages to draw the white knight in all of us, even though normally I'm not the white knight kind at all.

>/lisg/ is literally tumblr
Not surprising, vidya generals for single-player games like that tend to be incredibly shitty.

But out of curiosity, in what way is it "literally tumblr"?

>>53708339
Both endings were bad. Because of the "your choices matter" bullshit.
I still enjoyed the game and still like it but episode 5 was a letdown after episode 4

>>53708095
>Orc
B-but little girls can't be big scary orcs

>>53708416
Agreed.
But all the thing 'bout Chaos Theory and Butterfly Effect in episode 5 was dope in my opinion.

>>53708095
Flipland guards the borders of Harad to the south (Muslims) and is being threatened by the hordes of Mordor (mainland China). Ph is /gondor/.

>>53708411
You feel pain in her voice. I identified with her struggle as I used to be very suicidal.
As for the general, it's literally crosslinking to tumblr, fanfiction, circlejerk, endless shippings and hate towards Warren. I only go there to get pics and bait tumblrinas.
>>53708478
It had potential but if you think through things like the deer, the blue bird, the totem are all left unresolved and in the end lead to nothing. It felt really rushed.

>>53708095
>Christians
>Orcs

Cmon mang

What are you up to today?

I just got back from lunch with my mum's husband while my dad was visiting my mum

>>53708522
>tumblr, fanfiction, circlejerk, endless shippings
yeah, reminds me of KSG. You can't really expect much else from that kind of general, unfortunately. It's doomed to be a shitty tumblr circlejerk from the start.

>and hate towards Warren
lel what. Is it because they think he's a beta orbiter (if that's the reason at least I can somewhat respect the reasoning), or is it just because that general is full of "strong independent womyn who don't need no man" and who think that being a lesbian is better than being hetero or something like that?

>>53708536
nothing, design some inverter crap at offices.

>>53708576
The hate towards warren is more because of the latter than the former.
It's actually hilarious because if you have an opinion they don't agree with, you're instantly a Warrencuck

>>53708536
Just got back from campus sermon

Now gonna take it easy and play video games while browsing /asean/ and /日本語スレッド/

>>53708624
kek, I'm not even surprised

fucking dykes

>>53708627
t. Steven Ong Tjahyadi

>>53708681
t. Denny Alexander Setiajaya

>>53708698
t. Sebastianus Liang Feng

>>53708642
You should check it out for laughs and bait some while at it 2bh

>>53708724
t. Richard Fransisco Lim

>>53708741
t. Wendy Tan Soeherman

>>53708760
t. Edgar Wiratama Halim

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>>53708095
> Elves
Philippines

> Dwarfs
Laos/Cambodia

> Men
Indonesia

> Wizard
Thailand

> Orcs
Malaysia

> Hobbits
Brunei

>>53708095
>Asean version:
>> Master Race
>Philipine
>> Men
>Indonesia
>> Men
>Malaysia
>> Men
>Thailand
>> Men
>Brunei
>everyone aggreed?

>>53708838
>desires to be raped
faget pls
>>53708806
gimme a name lad

>>53708095
>Elves
Chinks

>Dwarves
Burmese

>Men
MaPhilIndo

>Wizard
Thailand

>Orcs
Papuans

>Hobbit
Aeta

K

I

L

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Why is it when i go to other philippine forums there's always inter-province tension

>>53709579
why not?

>>53708095
>Orcs
either Timor or Papua

>wood elves
Cambodia

>Ents
Myanmar

>The one ring
Laos

>>53709579
Mostly bisayans and davao being butthurt about something, seriously I have yet to see that from the others

Hi flip f.am, give me a good western baptist name

>>53709728
Astig galing

>>53709728
Richard son

>>53708095
>High Elves
White.
>Wood Elves
Japanese, Korean.
>Dwarfs
Cam, Lao.
>Men
Viet, Phil.
>*Special Men*
Chinese.
>Wizard
Singapores.
>Orcs
Indo, Papua.
>Earth Orcs
Thai, Myanmar.
>Hobbits
Malay, Brunei.
>Ent
Minorities.

>>53709786
Hi English teacher, how's life in Vietnam?
Do you always get your armpits wet?

>>53709728
Jun Jun

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>>53709606
Because we need to be united, with chinese enroachment to rightful /asean/ sea. How could we unite /asean/ if we can't even unite ourselves.
>>53709656
I've read in a philippine politics thread that the provinces often mismanages themselves and blames "imperial manila" for not giving enough funds.

>>53709814
Great son.
Food great, life great, weather great, economic raise great and jobs pay raise great.

>>53709728
titing galit

Victoria > Kate 2bh

>>53709224
t.juan fransisco liem

>>53710173
ye u rite, u rite

t. Valentia Te Anggoro

t.kelvin wirawan tjia

>>53709728
t. Astig Galing

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Reminder that Chloe is best girl and that I still need to start a new game to fix where I fucked up

>>53709728
Alice Gonzaga :3

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>>53708095
>orcs

that's like saying we have giant dicks

>>53709728
John Michael Arnold

K

O

>>53710533
t. Eddy Soe Widjaja

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>>53708095
Being an orc isnt that bad

>>53710668
>>53710676
DELET THIS

You fucked up my kontol

>>53710684
t. Christian Tjia Lienata

>>53710713

t. Bambang Prasetyo

>>53710739
t. Evelyn Lim Tanoto

>>53710760
t. Hartono Wijaya

>>53710821
t. Octavia Chang

>>53710851

t. Abdurrahman Wahid

>>53710821
t. Dick Smith

>>53710851
t. Batman bin Suparman

>>53710884
>Abdurrahman Wahid
Oh no you didn't

>>53710902
I want to make Malaysian name (with Arabic influences) generator someday, I just don;t know where to begin

>>53710978
Use Malaysia name generator software. download it from google store

>>53710978
Facebook

Ask Chinese/Vietnamese anything.

>>53711115
t. Julian Liang Handjojo

>>53711028
>>53711090
What is the most common firstname, midname and lastname in Malay Bumiputera name?

>>53711163
I dont understand

>>53711163
t. Prabowo Subianto

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started 4 episodes of LoGH

I think it's actually good

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>>53703354
Summoning the dead is forbidden.

>>53711115
What's the ratio of your mix?

>>53711191
I don't know t.bh

>>53711191
Google this Nur Fathaniah Tariyah Karimah Farwizah Zahabiyah Syahirah binti Airol Anizam

>>53711313
I dont know but dad somehow knows chinese and vietnamese

Holy shit, this meme is hilarious


t. Budi Christian

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>>53709958

>pretends to be english teacher
>types completely illegible english
that'll fool em

>>53711300
that's because it is.

Just don't be a dick-riding faggot.

>>53711191
mostly like indon name but more arabic influenced. use front titles like:

dato
datuk
tengku
teuku
tan sri
tunku

also change some pronounciation:

ridwan=ridzuan
jamal=jamalee
marwan=maruwan
anwar=anuar

basically sumatran desu

>>53711578
When you return to Malaysia? I miss you

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>wake up
>look outside
>see this

>>53711678
post as fast as I can and say farewell to 4chan

>>53711678
What is that free ferrari car parachute?

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I hope you guys went or are planning t go to church

>>53711446
t. Hartono Chandra

>>53711867
t. Blake Beatrice

>>53709728
t. Enrico "Kiko" Hidalgo Chavez

hi /asean/

I just got back from the beach, it's nice swim

how's your day?

all the flips have been good boys and gone with mummy to church I hope

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>>53711754
>I hope you guys are planning to blow up church

>>53711678
>tfw you'd wish air cargo delivery would be that cool

>>53711898
Well memed my friend

test
no reply pls

>>53712227
t. Joko Handiarto

>>53712394
(You)

>>53711678
That looks like a typical lion air flight in indonesia
Shit hanging off the plane while the pilots are high on meth

>>53712415
I thought the plane would drop something

>>53712415
>lion air flight
use it often Blake?

>>53712394
(reply)

>>53712394
t.itit

>>53712454
>implying I'm blake

No, only ever flew with lion twice. That was enough for me. Garuda or Citilink all the way.

>>53712487
t. Blake

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What's for dinner /asean/?

Crumbed lamb forequarter chops ready to go into the oven.

>>53712487
Garuda is best and most expensive
Citilink is medium
Air Asia if you want some adventure of flight

>>53712515
A lil' early to celebrate for the 26, ain't it?

>>53712504
t. Budi Wirahadi

>>53712539
Citilink is poorfag's Garuda.

>>53712515
Will you eat it with a rice?

Also, I'm going to eat fruits, maybe banana or apple or startfruit maybe, I need more fruit inside my body

>>53712394
t. Jose Liittiti

>>53712570
t. Willian Tjahyadi

>>53712539
I refuse to fly lion/wings/air asia

Don't really care if Garuda is more expensive, I value my life

>>53712588
No, with sayur. Brocolli and sweet corn. Tomorrow night I'm having sate ayam, just put the chicken in the fridge with marinade so it's super tasty by then.

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>>53712515
kebab sisig

>>53712620
t. John Smith

>>53712624
>not using rice

>>53712678
Rice tomorrow night with the sate, Mohammed.

Maybe even lontong if I can be bothered to prepare it

>>53712652
t. Wong Christian

Did norkek already go back to Norway?

>>53712678
>using rice

>>53712727
t. Zhang Wahyudi

>>53712515
i eat lamb chop tonight, come join me

>>53712678
>>53712727
Rice will get you fat t.bh, I would prefer red rice as we call it

I want to buy a printer, in my preparation for final year essay/thesis. Any rec?

>>53712860
Who teach you? Over eating that get you fat

>>53712893
>Over eating that get you fat
this desu

>>53712878
Don't bother.

>>53712893
Sugar in a rice is too high

>>53712878
The good one

>>53712878
Just have it printed by someone else.

>>53712927
depends what rice you eat

and it's fine if you also have a balanced diet

>>53712878
Anything cheap. Just don't buy the asli ink cartridges, get cheap ink from another place

I have a brother MFC that cost about $70 / Rp. 700.000 and it's about 3 years old now, still works well.

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>>53712916
>>53712963
>>53712989

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flips

i am probably moving to an island in about six months

tell me the joys of island life. does it get claustrophobic or boring?

>>53713049
Any specific brand I should avoid?

Do we convert to Islam to save our skins when it will be a few years before Islam conquers the world as Trump loses this election and Dutdut or Roxas wins in our country?

>>53713158
What are you doing in that island?
Don't you have students who should be patronized?

>>53713158
>agribusiness
>eat roasted food
>shitpost on 4chan
>comfy life

Far away from consumerism.

>>53713234
the sooner the better my brother

>>53713158
I've lived for a month in a nIsland 80 km from nearest city. Nothing remarkably different, gas and some commodities would be more expensive tho.

>>53713305

Opening an English center. Tryna get into the education biz and the VN govt is going nuts with subsidies and stuff there because they want it to become the Hawaii of SEA.

>go to quaint island town of 20,000
>help turn it into shallow tourist resort city
>weep into wads of plastic money

Post Satay

>>53713547
post bunda

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>>53713158
it's great

t. living in spratly islands

>>53713158
>swim anytime you want
>less stressful and less hectic
>only a handful of people to deal with

It gets boring after a couple of weeks

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>>53713632

How close to pic related is daily life?

>>53713713
Once in a fortnight desu

Take a look at rebel camps in SEA and you'll know what I mean.

>>53713160
Not really. Most of the big brands are ok. HP, Brother, Canon etc are mostly ok these days

>>53713824
>tfw tried those brands except for Brother
>both had failures within a couple of years

>>53713853
Try brother then, brother

>>53714029
you're not my brother, pal.

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>>53711754
I'm going to Church soon :3

>>53714045
you're not my pal,tsong

>>53714045
ok pal, sorry for calling you brother

>>53714029
HP Lovecraft is Canon desu, I never read up about a Brotherhood existing in the storyline.

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>>53714117
I accompanied someone to church on his birthday,today
I lit one candle for you

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>>53713713
Masbate island/s is surrounded by the sea, so most people living here swim for fun. Some foreigners call it "swimming sports" but they're really just "swimming" for us. As for food, we eat seafood mostly of our lives, but it doesn't mean we're ignorant to foreign foods such as cakes and spaghetti. Most of my foreign friends say that the seafood we ate here are expensive in their country, around $250, he says. We have music, and wifi for entertainment here. We also have girls ready (like me :3 ) if you like that kind of life. Many people sell books here if you like reading.

Sulu on the other hand, is full of important people that many people want to kill.

>>53713713
samarfag here,the only thing that ever happened here was haiyan

Finally alone at home, I want to fap but I don't want to get fever, wat do?

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>>53713713
The only downside is that festivals are not that much of a thing here, that's where Cebu comes in with their Sinulog. There are also no trains here.

>>53714174
Thank you. I'll light a candle for (You) too :)

>>53714320
get a better immune system

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Biri biri

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>>53714320
>I want to fap but I don't want to get fever
HIV status: possible

>>53714435
Look like Ireland.

selamat sore asean

>>53714497

Close. Scotland desu. But arr rook the same

>>53714386
I have already drink Vitamin C today, they said you should not drink any of this yellow pill more than one, I guess that means more than 1000mg.

But still, one or two cum could make you get fever in the night

>>53714475
w-wat? no

>>53714332
What about the padul ong or the ati atihan

>>53714122
you're not my tsong, gan.

>>53714546
>one or two cum could make you get fever in the night
What a weakling.

>>53714612
Well, at least I don't get sick if it was a sex.
It's just a wank that really exhausts you

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>>53714261
Can I meet you? are you really a qt? :3

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>>53714342
thank (You) but you need it more,there are no black people here

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>>53714575
Ati-Atihan is also nice, but not as big as Sinulog. Everyone, even foreigners, joins in the Sinulog festival. The most I liked is the paint wars at night. I'm going to join the paint wars later too.

>>53714125
Kek

Thanks for stepping in m8, could have turned into a bloodbath

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>>53714764
not in masbate right now, but I would love to meet some of the flipanons here and do cute things.

>>53714533
Sore mas

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>>53714770
No blacks in my church

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>>53714948
meet me at Camiguin

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Hey /asean/

Pinoy-aussie here

I'm really self conscious of my body do you think I'm too fat?

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>>53715060
Isn't that near Bohol? How are things there?

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I'm watering my grass /asean/, what are you doing?

>>53714261

>no island qt gf to teach me swimming sports and giggle when i eat squid wrong
Living in Vietnam I can see the appeal of PH for foreigners. There are so many drop-dead gorgeous girls here I want to get close to, but I can't because my Vietnamese isn't good enough and their culture doesn't really have room for my idea of how a boyfriend and girlfriend act. From what I know about your country neither of those things are a problem.

>>53715131
it's way closer to mindanao than it is to bohol
it's a cute little island,we do cute little islander things :3

>>53715090
>that
>fat

It's fine, fine as in I could get aroused as long as you don't have that bloated midsection.

>>53715148
Browsing 4chan.

>>53715060
Huh, i use to go to camiguin for outreach programs

>>53714970
Is it Indomie Goreng time?

>>53715090
No, my dick is too fat :3

>>53715090
worthy of a (You)

>>53715202
Cool

>>53715206
Belum

>>53715090
why is your face so white?

>>53715148
how bigs your lawn?

>watering lawn during the day
haram as fuck

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>>53715090
memenose for comparison

>>53715232
But I'm hungry ;-;

>>53715238
It's a disease

Kek, this turned to flips shilling our shitty islands

>>53715271
Sabar, masbro.

Makan segera

>>53715262
Memenose a shit, halfie is much better, I mean, look >>53715090 ,how white her face is, nothing beats it

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>>53715090
good enough

hello masbros.

apa kabar?

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>>53715183
Looks like you're in the wrong part of Vietnam.

>>53715185
Looks like a fun place to do wakeboarding.

>>53715262
pls dont compare me to such a beautiful girl, that makes me so self conscious of my ugly body ;_;

>>53715336
Baik2 pak, apa kabarmu?

>>53715341
kontol 3bh

>>53715341
Aren't you a girl too?

>>53715378
I have a kontol

Would you like to see it?

>>53715358
Baik juga. Terima kasih.

I'm thinking of taking a bachelor of arts, majoring in Indonesian. Great idea or greatest idea?

Then I can help Indonesia and Australia be bestest of friends. Maybe I can visit Pak Jokowi and we can eat nasi kuning :3

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>>53715327
indon please

>Alden's concert in Dubai flopped
Finally, this shitty crap might finally die.

>>53715289
Just wait. If Binay or Duterte gets elected the shilling will get worse.

>>53715415

m8 you don't need a B.A to eat nasi kuning

>>53715449
But I do if I want to do it with Pak Joko.

>>53715415
I live in Yogya, and most of bule I know is an art student.
I think art is really suits you guys

>>53715449
Actually, in all seriousness, I'd do almsot anything to get a nasi uduk from near the place I used to work.

Fucking. Amazing.

>>53715415
Bestest idea m8, go for it. They are our neighbour and there's more than 250 million of them so it's definitely worth it. I learnt bahasa Indonesia in primary and high school, best thing I ever did.

Having Vegemite on toast with Jokowi is one of my life long dreams. If he doesn't like toast, sao's would be fine. Where you from m8?

>>53715436
Who else would have watched him there but flip workers, I doubt their employers would even let them out the house or workplace. What was he thinking

>>53715493
That's because you live in Jogya. Move to Jakarta, and hang out with the business men, and the filthy people who are there because it's cheap, drinking cheap binnies.

>>53715510
There is nasi uduk in Aussie?
Yes, nasi uduk is fucking amazing

>>53715516
Melbourne.

I spent 4 years in Jakarta teaching English like a chump, now I'm trying to figure out what to do with my life. I'm trying to figure out something to do to bring Aus/Indo closer together, but I'm coming up short.

Also vegemite with Jokowi would be amazing.

>>53715148
sexy as fuck, show more lawn so i can fap

>>53715436
there's no one here mentioning them but you. so much love for something you claim that you hate.

>>53715090
Is this à rare memenose card?

>>53715559
There are Indons that live in Australia you know? Some of them open restaurants and make epic food.

There's one near me, the owner is from Surabaya and he makes his own version of the famous nasi goreng jancuk

However, almost all of the food is changed for bules, not spicy etc. But when you order something and ask for super duper pedas, they deliver it to the table fucking pedas. It's gr8 m8.

>>53715559
This was back in Jakarta. I haven't had it in about a year now.

There's a few places in Australia run by Indonesians. It's good but not that great. There's a place in the city with nice Iga Balado though.

Test

>>53715637
Kek, jancuk

>>53715436
>Alden
>concert

He doesn't have the raw talent that would bring a full house.

>>53715659
hello malaysia :3

>>53715659
what test you derrorist

>>53715573
Noice, I'm from Perth. Married to an indon grill. Never been to Jakarta but busting my nut to get there so I can experience it. Yeah its macet, but the infrastructure there is much better than any other city.

You've got a hard task ahead of you if you are trying to bring relations closer, but Malcolm has made it easier than Tony did. He's liked much more here and overseas.

I say go for it at uni, do as much as you can and make the biggest difference you can

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>>53715510
>>53715559

Nazi duduk???

>>53715704
He should just stick to acting

>>53715579
Sorry, finished now. My next watering day isn't until Thursday, come back then. The 2 desalination plants in Perth need time to recover and pump more water into my hose

>>53715688
Google Surabaya plaza hotel nasi goreng jancuk
It's minimum 10 orang, they bring out a massive serving of food and it's pedas as fuck tbqh
Enak banget, though

>>53715750
> Goebbels sitting down.jpg
Oh goy, you're a funny guy :DDDD

>>53715713
Hello
I hope you're not being a slut today, giving (You) to other Malaysian

>>53715725
Test apa berjaya evade ban atau nggak wkwkwkwk

>>53715768
Otherwise he spreads himself too thin

>>53711305
Sure, it is.

>>53715735
yeah, my misses is Indonesian as well, it's how I ended up over there in the first place.

I've been back in Australia for 8 months, and I'm home sick for Jakarta. It's like battered wife syndrome.

I'll make sure every one of you that have a better life than me will suffer in hell for all eternity. I'm going to make you guys suffer for getting the things that I should have.

>>53715817
What the fuck

>>53715822
Damn, that sux. My Mrs is from Surabaya so we fly via Bali when we go back.

I'm actually interested in moving there for a year or so and working. My background is IT Sysadmin.

I can understand the homesick of Jakarta, although I've never been, if Surabaya is anything to compare to its pretty damn noice if you have money. If you don't have money it would be a real shit place to live.

What sort of work did you do in jkt?

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>>53715850
Just popped in because of the OP image... Sorry for not contributing anything though.

Consider me summoned

>>53716014
Summon complete

>>53715906
Teaching English at English First.

My partner was in Melb at Uni and finished and was going back, I was bored with my job, so decided to follow her. My background is film, so I went fuck it, and joined EF. It helped that her family friends knew the guy that ran it, so was able to get to one exactly where I wanted it.

Shit pay, shit work conditions, but enough to get by. We ended up getting married, and now we're both back in Melb.

Going their on holiday is fun, because you don't have to worry about anything, plus you're rich enough to not worry about anything. Want to go out drinking all week? No worries!