>the archipelagic state of the phillipines
>And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell. -Matthew 5:30
Wait are Muslims following the teachings of Christ?
Do you really need to call other people as "gan"? Don't you know that "gan" is actually abbreviation of "juragan" which literally means "master"? It was what slave say when they meet their master.
Do not lower your self, keep your head up, dignity is what you need my friend.
those posters from /latin/ really miss you and would like you to visit them sometime.
>they're master of nobody but themselves
That's not the point of becoming a master.
I would rather call other people as bro, sir or pak, mas or whatever that is polite.
It's just this ex-colonial attitude still remains in our society that really makes me sick
Tastes good first few pieces but gets really bad if you eat too much of it
let's check your cholesterol level, anon.
I remember getting heart burns back in Christmas season
Maybe I just ate too much at once
yes, you'll most likely break your teeth. It's very oily as well and best with vinegar.
that aint you
and that girl aint qt at all
t. resident rare collector
Hao, hao, hao, Merry Christmas!
The images we see in the mirror are the pure incarnates of evil. They are only allowed to exist in the area reflected in the glass. To them, life is like a neverending hell, rotting away in the same room day after day. The only release from this purgatory is death, and the only way for them to die, sad to say, is if YOU die.
Fortunately, they are bound by a code. You are their master, and they must mirror your every movement and expression. To do otherwise would break an unbreakable law, unravelling the space-time continuum. However, there is a loophole, and it can only be triggered by you, the master. To force them into error is to free them from their contract; after you let them out of your view, you're on your own. Know this: when you watch them, they're watching you back. They're watching. And they're thinking.
The next time you're alone in your room, turn down the lights. Think of something on your body that varies in length, such as hair. It must be clearly viewable from your perspective. Grab a ruler and, looking in the mirror, quickly grab a hair at random; you must confuse it. Hold it in position as best you can and note the length. Look down. Yours will be different.
Don't look back up.
Don't turn your back to that mirror ever again.
All mirrors are actually windows to another world.
This world cannot be reached, and shouldn't be reached, as all our mirror-selves are extremely malicious.
Try watching the edge of the mirror after sneaking into a room.
If you're good enough, you can see your reflection, pressing against the glass.
Ever wonder why the vampire myths say they don't cast reflections in mirrors?
That's because a mirror isn't a mirror to them. It's a door.
Don't delve deep into their business, do not draw their attention, do not invite their wrath. And if you do, cover every single mirror you own.
just checked my archives
I take that back. she aight
You ever wonder just WHY people don't like mirrors so much? It's not because they're afraid of the strange world on the other side, no. I'ts because, deep down, they know that a mirror reflects THIS world, just as it is. Too look and see yourself as you really are, that is what everyone's afraid of. The truth.
That doesn't mean there's not a world on the other side, though. And those that inhabit it would dearly like to cross over. If you get yourself alone in a room with a mirror, dim or extinguish the lights and generally make the atomosphere calm enough, they might just stop their charade and talk with you. They'll usually offer you some sort of deal - vast wealth, special powers, love, happiness, whatever you want, in exchange for a few years with them in your place, and you in theirs.
The catch, though, is that you've only got their word that they'll let you back out when the time is up. And it's not really THEM making the offer, but YOU. So before you accept the mirror's offer, ask yourself... if it were YOU trapped in the mirror, and you got out... would YOU keep your word?
I've actually mentioned it to some people I know who are learning English.
>not living for the đồng
>probably doesnt even have two đồng to rub together
get a life nerd
anti-korea brigade corporal gatsby reporting in
yep. she's got the #pinoymasterrace swag too
I'm afraid of the mirror because I'm afraid of looking at the real monster lurking within me.
I'm not some kind of sicko btw
>"adventurous" california type who has never been more than fifty feet from a roadway
>thinks shes outdoorsy because she lives in 25 degree rain-free weather year round
>probably plays a few death cab for cutie songs on acoustic guitar and sings
arr rook same
South East asians look much better than natural gooks in general
Who is Karling.
And what chance happening in near future ?
To satisfying them.
I need unlimited Dong, give them Million Dong Everyday only make them little Satisfied.
But i have not much Dong now so i'm typing computer.
I alway carry about 100000 Dong with me outside.
SEAsian girls are born looking the way koreans pay thousands in chop shops to look
not fair desu
i could never resort to that. who would want to have awkward, cold sex with a tired out loose hag who's probably on her third hump of the night?
please stop posting white girls in an /asean/ thread
Posting more Japanese qts.
>all the webms and the gif attracts the sex tourists
a vasectomy just stops you from getting girls pregnant. i would need a rapectomy to control my desire for flesh
>I need unlimited Dong, give them Million Dong Everyday
>mfw you think two blue chips a day is a lot of money
It was all too cruel and beautiful >>53720080's last figure.
Early morning of january 17th 2016, >>53720080 was found at a small ditch in jakarta city,
coffined still body with nothing on.
The altar of the church was decorated with >>53720080's photo and flowers,
and >>53720080's naked dead body without an underwear had made-up face, wearing the cross around the neck,
decorating with roses of various colors, laid to the black coffin was placed in the front of the alter.
The scene likes as if it had a funeral ceremony of >>53720080 until a while ago.
>>53720080's photo, offered flowers, and more importantly,
stone-cold cadaveric stiffening >>53720080's naked body decorated with flowers told us this case was uncanny.
And a sticky plastic case thrutched into vagina of >>53720080's dead body,
then be left responsibility claim of >1's murder inside the case,
it said "Consecrating her beautiful body and soul, >>53720080 has gone to be with God. I will say a mass for
soulless >>53720080's body left on the earth…"
Letting know about >>53720080 was found dead, >>53720080's parents, young sister and brother went to the PD, and met with >>53720080's body in dead silence.
After that, dissecting >>53720080's body found the artificial presumption time of death was might be on or about
9:00 pm, August 14th;
shocked myocardium by injected air was death of >>53720080.
>>53720080's body had left traces of binding by rope strongly, so >>53720080 was bound tightly for losing motor control after being stripped naked,
and >>53720080 died an agonizing death by injected air through an artery in left arm.
The traces of the act and wounded VC, it was easily imagined that >>53720080's vigorous resistance and screaming just before killed,
screaming and groaning at the very moment of death,
it seemed coming from >>53720080's dead body; behind the made-up face of >>53720080 setting in peace done before turned to cadaveric stiffening.
no matter how many women throw themselves at me i still haven't managed to fuck more than one. i just don't speak good enough vietnamese to decipher which ones are down to fuck and which ones want me to settle down and start buying them things
plus i dont really have time to date and you need to really baby these girls for them to put out
Oh you mean Khan huh.
Thing someone call me Kahn.
Well 1 million Dong is not enough.
Some of them want daily 1 billion Dong everyday.
If you have more Dong they just ask you more, never have enough Dong to satisfied them.
that ended months and months ago. actually it's one of the reasons i don't date anymore. I think i really shocked or hurt her in some way that i'm having trouble figuring out. it's not really fair for me to go around doing that to girls. they're just innocent little jungle kittens, they're not ready for me.
yeah bro you gotta start giving em that fat US D
that was part of it. she was sexually inexperienced and i'll be honest, her vagina wasnt quite the right size for my mastodon-slaying snow spear.
she told me that it hurt after it was over, and even though she came i got the impression she only did it to make me happy and had some pretty serious reservations about sex. these girls all say they're "not a traditional vietnamese girl hjhjhj" but they are deep down. she kinda broke off contact with me.
if i try again it'll be with this chick who works near me. i hear she's a huge slut so she's probably ready for a ride or two.
I'm surprised they haven't haven't done a revaluation of the Dong yet. It must be really inconvenient encountering such large numbers for daily transactions so frequently.
Para gumanda ang buhay (at bahay) niya.
1USD = 22500 Dong.
I alway have 100USD in my Wallet.
About 17000 Dong you can have 1 delicious native Beef Rice and normally low class make about 200000 Dong per day.
New Vietnamese people call the extra 000 = Dong K like exchange 1000gam=1kilogam.
So people say they have 17K Dong instead of 17000 Dong.
The various pronunciations of "thousand" really piss me off.
>chẫn or some shit i can't even understand (means 10000 rather than 1000)
fucking hell people which one is it
>4chan means fourty thousand in dong land
Above average for a white dude but not pornstar level. Somewhere from 16-17 cm long, thickness proportionally normal for that.
to be quite frank vietnamese guys dont have the biggest dick and the one girl i had sex with here was REALLY tight. also been with a viet girl back in the states and also had trouble cramming it into her. just evolution screwing me over i guess. i'm not weird about penis size shit so it's more of an annoyance than an ego boost when it gets in the way of her and my pleasure
Dutdut meme is kill
Around 15% of his base supporters left him due to Pope Incident and Media Manipulation of Roxas education making Dutdut look like an idiot when he's right all along.
1 ngàn = 1000 Dong
10 ngàn = 10000 Dong
100 ngàn = 100000 Dong
Just say nghàn almost every Vietnamese know what is it.
Nghìn = Nghàn
Chẵn when Dong has the number all zero except the first or just enough to not make any change.
i have had plenty of sex in my time and never experienced an issue like this. she was definitely wet, but not enough to overcome the tightness. the girl was just too damn self-conscious and nervous, which probably also contributed to the tightness. i have a feeling good sex is hard to find here. if the girl is struggling with weird cultural identity shit the entire time she's with you it's just not gonna go well
I don't even blame them. In fact, I'm kind of proud of them that their country isn't cucked and promiscuous like mine is.
Man that girl is fucking insanity
Why her lets you fuck just to make you happy and after that broke up ?
That shit only happen with a man that fuck a girl and after that dumb her but this one is reserve.
Why her so naive ?
How the fuck it's possible, man?
Hey guys, I heard that Burger King in Makati City is going to give free lunch tomorrow. You flips should check it out. Bring as many people as possible too, you get P100 coupon for each person that you bring if I'm not mistaken. See you there, I sure wouldn't miss it for anything in the world!
We should make a steam group. That way we can accelerate meme making without normies from fagbook interrupting us.
As every years springs holiday when studying rest for 15-20 days while the normal worker rest for 3-5 days.
The worker has *big* extra bonuses jobs money.
Far families re-united in the Elder family home to the Feast.
Adult gave children and manchild a lot of money, some richfags can give enough to buy a motorcycle or a car even a house or a land.
But some poor fag maybe sing *This spring I can't go home, mom will sad so much*
>lot of money, some richfags can give enough to buy a motorcycle or a car even a house or a land.
My mum gives me Lynx Africa
the meme floodgates have been shut closed, anon, because whenever someone posts hard worked OC /asean/ memes everyone just ignores it or says "you're good at making short-lived memes".
Theres a vietnamese qt at work. Shes a nurse and her parents take all her money and dont ket her out of the house without her brother. Im 99% sure shes into me. How do i approach
My family is poor, but I'm sure Relative will give me a lot of Lynx Africa in that case.
The more *generous* Relative, the more Money.
It's far too look like that holiday, it's a family sinful holiday to have fun while keeps tradition.
First clean your house after that.
You drink every kind of thing, eat every kind of thing, buy every kind of thing, feast with every kind of neighbor, play every kind of thing so pretty fun. You can't stay in computer because family will seek you and force you go feast.
Yeah, just nearly like it.
I don't really mind if my mum gives me lynx Africa or nothing at all, I'll accept any gift she gives me with gratification. I'm satisfied and grateful with the fact that she has worked so hard to feed me and siblings and that she took care of us properly.
Lynx Africa is practically a Kot, isn't?
I'm not talking about that you gift is not good, i appreciate every gift.
Just say that the relative who rarely gift you something will give you something every Tết.
Without Holiday like this, every years seem boring.
But with Holiday like this, some years very sad.
All this talk about gifts remind me of home, it actually made me tear up... fugggg I do miss home :(
yes, yes, I'm Sakurahime and I'm secretly a sexual deviant ,but I pretend I'm not because I got to church
me on the far left
N-no I'm not flipbong I'm sakurahime.. ask me a question in which only sakurahime only knows
Hi hi. Real Sakurahime here. I just got back from Church :3
I'm gonna need my lewd goggles
We can make it a threesome bby ~<3
Don't stare too long,I'll melt,unless you want to lick me off the floor
I don't mind licking every inch of you off the floor
Then I would have to clean you up
She did in the last thread. Guess she's busy ;_;
Oh well. Tell her to stop by /lat/ if you see her, family.
I submit to you
integrate me with your tongue
With pleasure *lick lick* :P
Will do fampai
do you lick to mark your territory? is this annexation?
I accept my fate
I hope it doesn't hurt too much
It would tickle a bit only. You won't feel any pain. I promise
N-No!!! What are you doing? I-I'm not your pet. Stop it! ;_;
B-But you just put a leash on me.
No sluts here, only innocent qt Christian girls
p-please it's not like that
>dat green swiss roll
I eat swiss rolls! I like them...
b-but wouldn't confessing be against god's tenants of not being lewd at a young age?
>Bonsior, m'lady would you like to go on a tryst with me a fine produce of gentlemanly?
>the darkness is within everyone
>power to civilize or rule will corrupt any man, even if he carries the best intentions
>he will become a monster
I went to church today and prayed for you. I told the priest that you are my fiancee <3
Why is M'laysia staging a """""""terrorist""""""" threat in their cities? So their neighbors wouldnt suspect that M'laysia harbors and funds terrorist.
But why? I want the whole world to know that I love you