lisicki da kinda nigga wear lonsdale joints lmaoo
>started college in September
>used to argue a lot with this one girl
>people said we should just not talk to eachother
>we gradually warmed up to eachother a bit
>have to quit college; leave yesterday
>of all the people in the class, she is the one that is most upset by it
>at one point she's begging me not to leave and it's pretty obvious that she's trying not to cry
hmm i wonder if their going to tie this in, with Episode 7 as much as tying it in with Episode 4.. especially with the main guy having a green crossguard lightsaber..... which is a link to episode 7.
Seems to be suddenly loads of Jedi about.........have they brought in more EU......like Jax Pavan etc
UNA VELA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
Alright lads, feeling comfy as fuck with this snow outside
who /cricket/ here?
tl;dr we fucking obliterated South Africa today
>finish the match two days early
Business idea: the ulster prank
kid on to all your mates that yer goin out with me
for 2 quid I'll even stick the lips on ya to make it realistic, fuck it ill do it free
it's the funniest prank ever! listen to these testimonials
suzanne q: "he was boggin! he had flies buzzing round his balls!"
Theresa M: "I couldn't believe it I near boked!"
For an extra low low fee take the prank up a notch, let yer da catch you gettin rid by me, dirty old boggy groggy ulsterman, it's soooooo funny
Keep rewinding it to hear her say 'blowjobs'
Literally saw this sign near the entrance to a farm not far from me last week, made me laugh desu.
Well more people do a law degree every year than there are even the bottom rung jobs.
Getting a training contract as a solicitor is ridiculously competitive, even if you graduate from the top unis.
Becoming a barrister is even harder and you have to basically sell your soul and work 13 hour days 6 days a week for years just to get off the bottom rung.
Great pay (eventually), very presitigious, but probably not worth ruining your 20s for.
There's basically about 5k positions for a training contract each year as a solicitor and over one hundred thousand graduates in law, plus many more who previously studied law triyng to get in.
Average starting pay is 18k lmao
Rather nail my balls to this computer desu
>Getting a training contract as a solicitor is ridiculously competitive, even if you graduate from the top unis.
I deal with loads of shite solicitors every day, they can't be as picky as all that
May I ask in what way your life is contributing to society as you sit here day after day after day in this dark room. Have you ever thought about that? What are you doing for the world or for other people? Day after day hour after hour night after night how many years have you been doing this now? What is this doing? To me it's a worthless worthless life. I don't get it. I don't get how you're growing or becoming a human being or learning how to socialise or anything and this is your life. I don't get it. I don't how anyone could do that. Every day every single day and I just sat here you would think I was just worthless. You would wonder what the hell is wrong with me that I don't get out and do something. Where are your stupid friends? Are they sitting in their houses? Playing on their computers all day long? Playing with their game things? What do they do all summer long? Give me an answer? I asked you a question. I mean, what do these kids do? God, the mentality of your generation it just boggles my mind. I don't know how anyone can live the way you kids do. It's so stupid.
If you're dealing with shite solicitors everyday then the chances are they're not top tier solicitors, who are usually doing more important stuff like dealing with footballer contracts or billion pound investments.
They're the ones that go on to become barristers.
Point is, it's ridiculously difficult, and even if you somehow became a top barrister, it still would be less chance still of you becoming a judge.
Then when you are a judge you might not even be a high ranking judge, just a circuit judge or whatever
>went out last night with a lesbian mate
>she took me round some weird but wonderful clubs
>took all sorts of drugs, had a great night
>woke up at her house at about 11am this morning
>went for a shit
>started straining, feel warm liquid on my arsehole
>think i've popped a pile or something and i'm bleeding
>feel my ring
>it's cum, literal cum dripping out of my arse
>strain a little more and quite a bit comes out
>i was literally shagged up the arse last night and someone came inside me
What the fuck, I don't remember a thing. How the fuck did I get cum in me without knowing? Do I need to get tested? Did someone just poz my neghole?
Fuck I don't want to be a meme.
I think the general effect is making fun of the poor Argentinians who graffitied Simpsons in real life in some sort of ironic way
I have also seen them post lengthly infographics that I think are explaining how the Simpsons meme is part of a spec op by the Argentine government to silence dissent
Some of them are genuinely retarded, mainly Mexicans and Argentines, so this also contributes
t. seasoned observer of spics on the internet
>those people are british not scottish
Going with the Gmail phishing thing, need to construct the email now
Subject: Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
Body of the email might be difficult, need a lot of text
>went through Tesco self-checkout
>asked me how many bags I used
>put in 0
>I actually used 3
>owen "breed my wife up senpai" jones
I met this dude online today. Big 8 1/2 poz dick. I got him talking about it. Said his strain was strong. Lethal. Toxic. Poison. My dick fucking sprang up and I started begging him.
I went over. I started hitting my pipe, he did a slam. I locked the blood off his arm. I had to have his strain. I wanted him to infect me so bad.
I was begging for it, and he went into the bathroom. He came back with a syringe fill of his blood. I'd never had another dude's blood before.I stuck my hole up and he shot it inside me.. scratching around . Then he fucked me after the shot.. mixing his babies with his toxic blood.
So fucking hot. I know I'm gonna get a whole fuck flu from this shit. It's so strong.
Then I went to the bookstore and let 5 dudes fuck me and grind it all into me. I'd never had something so hot inside me. I had to get it to take.
He's gonna start knocking me up regularly and I can't wait till his shit is saturating me and producing inside of me. Woof
people do terrible things to one another desu, i dont know why we cant all just get along
i did like 150 in about 10 hours once haha it was crazy haha x
also you should go buy some Vitamin B12 supplement because NOS destroys your body's B12 reserves so you need to top them back up
Not really, it's no skin off my back that you got diddled
>gf sent me this with an angry "fuck you" text
>tfw cucked by a fucking rug muncher
one of my good mates has literally just told me that him and his recent ex-gf used to have this thing where she would shag a random guy she met on Tinder, kick him out, invite my mate round and then they would fuck. No shower before so she would be all sweaty with a cum-filled pussy.
The most depraved and sickening thing about it is that my mate loved it. He somehow loved the jealousy he felt and really got off on it.
Another thing they would do is he would go off on like a 4-5 cycling holiday somewhere and she would send him photos of her naked leg or tummy with another guy's hand on it. Just to toy with him.
I was literally speechless
he is an actual cuckold
im not a racist, that being said i think every cuckold on the face of the earth should be nailed to a crucifix and then castrated
*plays the guitar really well*
*licks the pick before playing even better*
*wees a bit from the pressure*
*finishes as the stage erupts into pyrotechnics behind me*
*throws guitar into crowd, concussing some paki*
*starts pelvic thrusting*
>lets support the mujihadeen and overthrow the communist Afghan government they said
>what could go wrong they said
Just a reminder that the distinction between "fewer" and "less" was made by some randomer in 1770 and is not a strict rule that you have to point out to everyone so you can justify whatever grade you got in English GCSE.
fedora as fuck but im finding myself more and more disinterested with pleasures of the flesh and increasingly focusing on my mind. Not that interested in girls any more and would rather just chill and read about science, history, philosophy etc.
Im keeping myself fit and healthy because that means i live longer so i have more time to work on my mind buts that about it.
like i said, this post truly does deserve a fedora post but im just being honest. i guess this is my personal path to enlightenment.
uhhhhh fucking shitass kids running around screaming and making noises FUUUUCKCCKCKCKCKCKCK FUCK OFF LITTLE CUNTS
no, obviously i'd allow it because that would improve my mental wellbeing and as such would improve my general health and overall life-span but i wouldn't let it get in the way of my more important pursuits.
yeah theyre being fannies
idk why he left but i doubt it was cos of getting a gf
cornwall was being very rude and may have doxed him im not sure
right, so "things i dont like"
>BBC actually advertising a show called "Phone Shop Idol"
>Someone at the BBC was literally paid to think of a contrst between the best mobile phone salesmen in the country
Are they actually taking the piss?
yeah i'm still home from uni, don't go back til early feb and all my mates from home have gone back already
Also if I was actually gonna go out tonight I wouldn't be going at until about 10 at the earliest lmao
I decided to stop ordering pizza from the pizza hut 5 minutes from my house because it took them an hour to deliver 2 orders ago and an hour and a half last time.
It's one fucking pizza, I can drive there and back 15 times in the time it took them to get here.
Betray a man with his own gimmick
ffs lads proper planned out the outfit i was going to wear to this house party but now it turns out the house party is just pre drinks and theyre all going to a club after and the outfit isnt really suitable to a club REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i unironically did this when i first met my oneitis just to fit in with the lads on 4chan and i feel the constant posting about it on here actually made my oneitis a reality, really didnt give too much of a fuck about her at first and felt i was the one in control in the relationship, and posting on here about it made it flip the other way 2bh really shot myself in the foot there haha what am i like x
winnning................................................is pretty jajaja
Definitely 11% of my personality is making literary references nobody gets. This is because I make literary references to my own literature, which remains unpublished. When somebody does something outrageously stupid, I say, "Wow, you're really pulling a Gregory Berrycone there." I wait for somebody to ask who Gregory Berrycone is, and then explain that he is a minor character in my absurdist novella (untitled right now) about a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.
You'll be waking up tomorrow with my mysterious knob on the back of your head
>Definitely 11% of my personality is making literary references nobody gets. This is because I make literary references to my own literature, which remains unpublished. When somebody does something outrageously stupid, I say, "Wow, you're really pulling a Gregory Berrycone there." I wait for somebody to ask who Gregory Berrycone is, and then explain that he is a minor character in my absurdist novella (untitled right now) about a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.
Sershlad is not a person, it's a position. Sershlad I has been disposed.
Anyone want to be a nominee for Sershlad II?
(you are required to shitpost Saoirse Ronan everyday all day)
>Wow friend. I'm just trying to start a conversation.
I watch football because it distracts me from how lonely and pitiful my life is.
what exactly is so wrong with reddit? isn't it a positive place with interesting stuff happening with posts by normies? or is it just a le wrong generation fedora nice post upvote lol :) fake happiness place? please respond.
There's some good stuff on it t.bh. But a very high proportion is pseudo intellectual bollocks, and is a bit of a wank ring as if you don't agree with everyone else you'll get 'downvoted' and your post will get hidden. If you have too many downvotes
you have to wait like 30 minutes between posts lmao
a hugbox with social justice brigades that hunt down those with outlying opinions
eventually all the accepted posts are attempts to pander to the established views and room for actual discussion is made
basically /brit/ but with points and usernames
tried to get into HoI 3, I got the ideas but I dislike the lack of tactical control
If you could have a close-in map (not like Total War close, but like a plotting table/model) where you could control things at different parts of the command chain I'd like it a lot more