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Simpsons edition
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crayon pop
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cara
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sershlad on suicide watch
https://youtu.be/yU0cDlGMz2E?t=7m
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MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL
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lisicki da kinda nigga wear lonsdale joints lmaoo
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>>53672635
We call them rolls and are raised to shoot anyone who says otherwise
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>I watch the Simpsons
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>>53675697
Why is becoming a barrister so hard, surely all you need is a law degree and to pass the barrister exam?
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>started college in September
>used to argue a lot with this one girl
>people said we should just not talk to eachother
>we gradually warmed up to eachother a bit
>....
>have to quit college; leave yesterday
>of all the people in the class, she is the one that is most upset by it
>at one point she's begging me not to leave and it's pretty obvious that she's trying not to cry
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hmm i wonder if their going to tie this in, with Episode 7 as much as tying it in with Episode 4.. especially with the main guy having a green crossguard lightsaber..... which is a link to episode 7.
Seems to be suddenly loads of Jedi about.........have they brought in more EU......like Jax Pavan etc
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>>53675739
he really does have fas eyes, like an amphibian or slav.
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Only two takeaway places deliver to mine and they always cancel the order because they can't find my house.
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UNA VELA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
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>>53675785

>gif

fuck off
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me on the left lads
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Alright lads, feeling comfy as fuck with this snow outside
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what is that thing moving on the ground at 14:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2EZddwTuR0
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>>53675801
wew
better ask her out then
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me on the left lads
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>>53675731
SERSH is our generation's Kate Winslet
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>>53675821
Give them someone else address nearby that is easy to find, sit outside and wait.
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>drunk texting girl
>she stops replying

lmao me BTFO

JUST
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>>53675821
Give them some decent directions or learn to cook plebbo
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>>53675801

why do you keep posting this?
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>>53675677
fucking hell you'll attract sudacas with that edition
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throw me the gum pirates

greetings
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#WelcomeRefugees
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>>53675801
>have to quit college

Why?
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>>53675857
haven't you got work?
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>>53675514
because everyone there is that spangled it doesn't matter if there are girls there or not
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>>53675910
>>53675911
well then
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Someone post a Simpsons pic by the Fear
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who /cricket/ here?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/34403998

tl;dr we fucking obliterated South Africa today

>finish the match two days early
wew
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>>53675911

can you explain the weed bart meme please?
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Business idea: the ulster prank

kid on to all your mates that yer goin out with me
for 2 quid I'll even stick the lips on ya to make it realistic, fuck it ill do it free
it's the funniest prank ever! listen to these testimonials

suzanne q: "he was boggin! he had flies buzzing round his balls!"
Theresa M: "I couldn't believe it I near boked!"

For an extra low low fee take the prank up a notch, let yer da catch you gettin rid by me, dirty old boggy groggy ulsterman, it's soooooo funny
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>>53675881
good normiebook blog
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why are the english so violent
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GOTTA GO FROM KIDULTHOOD TO ADULTHOOD (i know)
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>>53675731
Keep rewinding it to hear her say 'blowjobs'

wew
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Which one of yous?
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>>53675763
Literally saw this sign near the entrance to a farm not far from me last week, made me laugh desu.
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>mum: Anon can you shovel the snow off the driveway when the snow stops?
>me: yeah OK
>snow never stops
>don't have to do it

that'll teach her
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>>53675911
hola
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>>53675796
Well more people do a law degree every year than there are even the bottom rung jobs.

Getting a training contract as a solicitor is ridiculously competitive, even if you graduate from the top unis.

Becoming a barrister is even harder and you have to basically sell your soul and work 13 hour days 6 days a week for years just to get off the bottom rung.

Great pay (eventually), very presitigious, but probably not worth ruining your 20s for.


http://allaboutlaw.co.uk/stage/finding-a-training-contract/what-are-my-chances-of-getting-a-training-contract

There's basically about 5k positions for a training contract each year as a solicitor and over one hundred thousand graduates in law, plus many more who previously studied law triyng to get in.

Average starting pay is 18k lmao
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>>53675911
saludos is "cheers" you illiterate spic
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>>53675832
>>53675911
I've never understood this meme but I like it
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>>53675890

I just want some pizza lad, i'm tired of cooking

I live in the middle of nowhere
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>>53675981
for comparison
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>>53675981
Are they? Pakis literally raped thousands of their kids and they did fuck all about it
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*does the stanky leg*
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>>53676019
Where do you live? I want snow.
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>>53676041

then move you moron
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>>53676041
pick it up?
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>>53675944
>working weekends
Rather nail my balls to this computer desu
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>>53675957
Broad got a fifer for only one run in 31 balls?
BASED
R
O
A
D
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Poleaboo wants you to know that it is snowing in Rochdale
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Why isn't county donegal part of ulster (i.e. northern ireland)
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>neverton
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>>53676147
>Going to a pub in Rochdale later

hope you don't record me taking a piss
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How do we get more refugees into Europe?
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>>53676027
>Getting a training contract as a solicitor is ridiculously competitive, even if you graduate from the top unis.

I deal with loads of shite solicitors every day, they can't be as picky as all that
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>>53676083

Going to have to, not happy desu
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Rate my shit guitar playing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08RRV2XB9FK
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Rochdale is up there as one of the biggest shitholes in the country. What are you doing there?
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>>53675957
Don't have sky because I'm not a plen and I don't like watching 240p streams desu
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>>53676052
Break em
break em
break em
break em
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good edition
just watched "lisa on ice"
very cute ending
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watch me whip
now watch me nae nae
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>>53675957
>cricket
Rasheed
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she thinks my tractors sexy
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May I ask in what way your life is contributing to society as you sit here day after day after day in this dark room. Have you ever thought about that? What are you doing for the world or for other people? Day after day hour after hour night after night how many years have you been doing this now? What is this doing? To me it's a worthless worthless life. I don't get it. I don't get how you're growing or becoming a human being or learning how to socialise or anything and this is your life. I don't get it. I don't how anyone could do that. Every day every single day and I just sat here you would think I was just worthless. You would wonder what the hell is wrong with me that I don't get out and do something. Where are your stupid friends? Are they sitting in their houses? Playing on their computers all day long? Playing with their game things? What do they do all summer long? Give me an answer? I asked you a question. I mean, what do these kids do? God, the mentality of your generation it just boggles my mind. I don't know how anyone can live the way you kids do. It's so stupid.
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>>53676150
Theres counties of ulster that aren't in Northern Ireland, but the borders were influenced by unionist settlements
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>>53676187
If you're dealing with shite solicitors everyday then the chances are they're not top tier solicitors, who are usually doing more important stuff like dealing with footballer contracts or billion pound investments.

They're the ones that go on to become barristers.

Point is, it's ridiculously difficult, and even if you somehow became a top barrister, it still would be less chance still of you becoming a judge.

Then when you are a judge you might not even be a high ranking judge, just a circuit judge or whatever
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Want to know what nandos tastes like lads
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>>53675981
>>53676043
ok lad
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>went out last night with a lesbian mate
>she took me round some weird but wonderful clubs
>took all sorts of drugs, had a great night
>woke up at her house at about 11am this morning
>went for a shit
>started straining, feel warm liquid on my arsehole
>think i've popped a pile or something and i'm bleeding
>feel my ring
>it's cum, literal cum dripping out of my arse
>strain a little more and quite a bit comes out
>i was literally shagged up the arse last night and someone came inside me

What the fuck, I don't remember a thing. How the fuck did I get cum in me without knowing? Do I need to get tested? Did someone just poz my neghole?

Fuck I don't want to be a meme.
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just looked in the mirror for what felt like an eternity but was actually just 3 minutes haha

coffee smells so good any of you lads want any
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how do i get my county flag if i have 4chan x

pls respond
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>>53676283
Imagine chicken, now imagine chips. You've done it.

Had it once, food was alright but I don't really understand the hype.
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>>53676285
those people are british not scottish
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>>53676324
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/

>>53676315
amazing
welcome 2 the degenerates club
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Stop doing sex
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>>53676315
where is the evidence
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>>53676199
Rochdale is a very nice place

Cheap, cosy and friendly if you avoid the white areas
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>whip
>nae nae
>stanky leg
get with times granddad baka
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>join an EU only server
>SALAM_WAHEED_ABDULLAH has joined the server
>[TURK]TurkishWarrior2636 has joined the sever
>[BR]huehuehue has joined the server

WHY?
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>>53676315
Cum won't stay in your arse, not a large amount anyway. It drips out immediately after he pulls out.
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never want to experience anxiety again desu
scary shit
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>>53676039
I think the general effect is making fun of the poor Argentinians who graffitied Simpsons in real life in some sort of ironic way

I have also seen them post lengthly infographics that I think are explaining how the Simpsons meme is part of a spec op by the Argentine government to silence dissent

Some of them are genuinely retarded, mainly Mexicans and Argentines, so this also contributes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de_xX2HBlOY

t. seasoned observer of spics on the internet
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wanked it 6 times yesterday

i feel all slow, my mind is foggy and my head feels 50% heavier. it's like I took some long-lasting relaxants

what the fuck
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>>53676315
>https://www.reddit.com/
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>>53676315
ask your mate
Seriously, you may have been raeped, although whether you wish to pursue it in court is another matter
>'your honour, this large black man pozzed my neg boypussy
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>>53676345
yank on holiday detected
did you manage to see nessie at lock ness yet?
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>>53676315
That's what you get for being a degenerate.

Reality check, liberals: your actions have consequences
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who /nevertravellingtoanywherebetweenthe40thparallelsbecauseitsathirdworlduninhabitableshithole/ here
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>those people are british not scottish
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Alright

Going with the Gmail phishing thing, need to construct the email now

Subject: Someone would like to connect with you on Google+

Body of the email might be difficult, need a lot of text
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watching television is like putting black paint over your third eye
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Got molested as a kid desu haha

never told anyone, you're the only people on the planet that know haha
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I have a really good feeling I will win the lottery one day.
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>>53676480
I live right below that line
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What talking heads/davidbyrne albums should I have?
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>>53676519

bet you're gay now
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>>53676519
Bit dark aha
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Reading this, superb read.
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>went through Tesco self-checkout
>asked me how many bags I used
>put in 0
>I actually used 3
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>>53676578

nope
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>>53676519
who dunnit
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>>53676519
LOL that's absolutely tragic, sorry to hear that haha xox
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>>53676601
>Our generations Orwell" - Russell Brand
goddamn i am triggered
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>>53676623

Bloke called Gary

His wife found out and let me fuck her, i was 15 lol
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>>53676644

>gif

fuck off
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I met this dude online today. Big 8 1/2 poz dick. I got him talking about it. Said his strain was strong. Lethal. Toxic. Poison. My dick fucking sprang up and I started begging him.

I went over. I started hitting my pipe, he did a slam. I locked the blood off his arm. I had to have his strain. I wanted him to infect me so bad.

I was begging for it, and he went into the bathroom. He came back with a syringe fill of his blood. I'd never had another dude's blood before.I stuck my hole up and he shot it inside me.. scratching around . Then he fucked me after the shot.. mixing his babies with his toxic blood.

So fucking hot. I know I'm gonna get a whole fuck flu from this shit. It's so strong.

Then I went to the bookstore and let 5 dudes fuck me and grind it all into me. I'd never had something so hot inside me. I had to get it to take.

He's gonna start knocking me up regularly and I can't wait till his shit is saturating me and producing inside of me. Woof
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>>53676601
>Our generation's Orwell
>Russell Brand

is this satire?
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Maisie
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>>53676644
>posting the mentally addled hitchens
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>>53676680
>His wife found out and let me fuck her, i was 15 lol
what an absolute mentalist
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Get these fucking degenerates out of this thread. Fucki foul
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>>53676680
worth it then
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>>53676644
>makes jokes about a cuck
>posts a gif of a cuck
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>>53675801
Put your willy in her
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>>53676577
>>53676577
>>53676577
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>>53676761

Not really, i used to wake up with cum in my mouth haha

wish i was joking
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did about 50 balloons last night.
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>>53676783
fuck off
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>>53676802
Good lad
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another day of doing nufin
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>>53676680
How does he keep getting away with it?
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>>53675801
I wish I was a normie like you
Must be nice having people that care about you
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>>53676797
how did you know gary and why did you sleep in his house
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>>53676797
why were you sleeping at some literal nonces house when you were 15 years old? where were your parents??
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>>53676797
Why don't you report it, it's still not too late
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>>53676797

lol bet you were a right omega loser faggot child
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>>53676851

drugs and alcohol

Stay in school kids
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>>53676884
autist
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>>53676680
full story pls
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>>53676797
Literally had consensual sex for the first time when I was 15. How did you manage to get molested at that age? No offence lyk
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>>53676878
Statute of limitations?
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>>53676909
spotted another loser child. wake up with cum in your arsehole? lol
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>>53676797
'ow many times? ever get you up the bum? why don't you get a few mates together and batter him?
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>>53676927
no such thing for those sorts of crimes
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>>53676899
so you got drunk and high but how did you meet gary
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Snow?
The fuck?

Nobody told me to expect snow goddammit.
I have a motorbike, leaving the house is begging for an accident.
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>>53676915

Nah, i don't like to think about it too much just wanted to finally say something

Was a long long time ago lads, i got my own back
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>>53676952
haha not really sure, i don't remember any of my childhood haha
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>>53676927

so how do you explain all the paedo convictions from 30 years ago? holy fuck you're stupid
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D E G E N E R A T E S
O U T
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>>53676927
Nah, I know someone in their late 20s that reported something like that happened over 20 years ago and it's fine to do so
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>>53676999
why would you post this? how can you be unaware of the weather?

nobody cares that you have a motorbike
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>>53676802
genuinely don't like balloons that much
they're okay but really nothing great unless you're pinging, then they're worth it
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>>53677084
Or ketty
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>>53677084

well duh. who does balloons sober?
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>>53677071
Reminds me of a fella I overheard in the spar telling the checkout girl "you wouldn't like to be on the motorbike like me on a day like that"
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>>53677004
fair enough

people do terrible things to one another desu, i dont know why we cant all just get along
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6NhA8bIn5Q
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Put a bit of a downer on the thread
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Phanny. Ouillie
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>>53677050
Masha'allah, brother!
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>>53677071
why does anyone post anything? Welcome to /brit/
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>tomorrow
>interesting

pick none
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>>53676802
i did like 150 in about 10 hours once haha it was crazy haha x

also you should go buy some Vitamin B12 supplement because NOS destroys your body's B12 reserves so you need to top them back up
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>>53677004
>i got my own back
the fuck did you do to gary


dialled 99 just in case
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>>53677174


>>53677159
Not really, it's no skin off my back that you got diddled
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>>53677122
muppets
love showing off don't they
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>>53677115
a lot of my mates do them having only drank, doesn't really do much for me unless I've had a couple of pingers and smoked up a bit
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>>53677004
Report him for the banter lad, ruin his life
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>>53677261
I drive a few myself but it's mostly an economy decision
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>gf sent me this with an angry "fuck you" text

>tfw cucked by a fucking rug muncher
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>>53677071
I'll try and get it approved next time.
My bad.
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one of my good mates has literally just told me that him and his recent ex-gf used to have this thing where she would shag a random guy she met on Tinder, kick him out, invite my mate round and then they would fuck. No shower before so she would be all sweaty with a cum-filled pussy.
The most depraved and sickening thing about it is that my mate loved it. He somehow loved the jealousy he felt and really got off on it.
Another thing they would do is he would go off on like a 4-5 cycling holiday somewhere and she would send him photos of her naked leg or tummy with another guy's hand on it. Just to toy with him.

I was literally speechless

he is an actual cuckold
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baccy
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>>53677371
fronty
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paccy
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waccy
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awkward silence haha
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maccy
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terry scored an offside goal in the 98th minute
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@330
>things that didn't happen
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dacxy
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>>53676195
thats not how you play guitar

this is how u play guitar

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15gMZCXFoCB
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just made a wank
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paccy
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>>53677367
im not a racist, that being said i think every cuckold on the face of the earth should be nailed to a crucifix and then castrated
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>>53677493
tfw west ham just lost their first game in 9 games

bad lads
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don't talk unless you've caught a body
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What should I go get for lunch lads?
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*plays the guitar really well*
*yourall impressed*
*licks the pick before playing even better*
*wees a bit from the pressure*
*finishes as the stage erupts into pyrotechnics behind me*
*throws guitar into crowd, concussing some paki*
*starts pelvic thrusting*
*farts*
thank you
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>>53677586
toon army
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just had a good hard look at meself in the mirror lads

this is it

all that exists and ever will exist is you
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It's 1 degrees outside SmH
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>>53677719

deep

(not really, pleb)
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>>53677719
very good post
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>>53677636
font
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>>53677719
think about something else
watch a film you've never seen before
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>>53677719
shit-tier revelation, my nigga
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>lets support the mujihadeen and overthrow the communist Afghan government they said

>what could go wrong they said
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tfw have to walk past housemates in the kitchen to go outside

building myself up to do this desu
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Just a reminder that the distinction between "fewer" and "less" was made by some randomer in 1770 and is not a strict rule that you have to point out to everyone so you can justify whatever grade you got in English GCSE.

Thank you.
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>>53677854
>you will never visit a stable Middle East like in the old 50s movies
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best star wars character
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>>53677891
Got a C haha
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fedora as fuck but im finding myself more and more disinterested with pleasures of the flesh and increasingly focusing on my mind. Not that interested in girls any more and would rather just chill and read about science, history, philosophy etc.
Im keeping myself fit and healthy because that means i live longer so i have more time to work on my mind buts that about it.
like i said, this post truly does deserve a fedora post but im just being honest. i guess this is my personal path to enlightenment.
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so after not talking to my oneitis for 2 months she texts me out the blue last night at 1 am and now were going out together next weekend fucking hate women sometimes
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>>53677986
FONT
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>>53677891
i couldnt care fewer about your post
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Sershlad is literally gone
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>>53677986
she's got you wrapped tightly around her finger doesn't she. pathetic.
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>>53677986
Fuck off normie
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>>53678044
yes 2bh
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uhhhhh fucking shitass kids running around screaming and making noises FUUUUCKCCKCKCKCKCKCK FUCK OFF LITTLE CUNTS
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>>53677963
>wanting to live longer
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>>53678043
and big surprise, no one cares. fuck off sershnonce.
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BYE BYE
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>>53678043
he's a cunt
became a normie and threw us under the bus as soon as he could
hope he loses his job, his gf and he gets aids
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>>53677891
even le meme reddit man stephen fry has an old podcast calling people out for getting upset over less/fewer
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Austriabro where are you?
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Playing a video game but not gonna say which one in case you spoil it for me haha
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>>53678114
frys a good lad desu
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Post your face when you find out your daughter is a liberal
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>>53677963
I guarantee your opinion would suddenly change if an attractive bird started paying you attention
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>>53678142
Probably the most reddit man around, along with the fat guy from peep shit
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>>53678092
>became a normie and threw us under the bus as soon as he could
this, he was here years and as soon as he gets a job and gf he stops spending time with the lads on /brit/
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>>53678140
your son is the boss and you have to kill him or let him nuke boston
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A cat cries out in the night
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>>53678193
what the fuck does that mean
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>>53678165
women never just "pay attention" to you, unless they want something from you
that is, of course, if you are not attrection, otherwise I would advise you to FONT
>>
alri
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>>53678143
>"JAMAAAAAAAAAAAAL"
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>>53678213
He is reddit incarnate. If I think of a flesh version of reddit I think of him
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>>53678143
fuck off yank
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>>53678132
You stalking him???? haha :))))
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>>53678165
no, obviously i'd allow it because that would improve my mental wellbeing and as such would improve my general health and overall life-span but i wouldn't let it get in the way of my more important pursuits.
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>>53678140
grigori the dragon is the dude you played in the tutorial and you have to fight him and you become the next dragon
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>>53678246
what is "reddit incarnate" other than "things i dont like"
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>>53678231
>attrection
attractive lmao
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Alright lads, I've just turned up to the location we were supposed to be having the meetup at? where the fuck is everyone, have you all, already gone to spoons?
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Griffin mcelroy is quite funny
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important research for dissertation

http://strawpoll.me/6555359

http://strawpoll.me/6555359

http://strawpoll.me/6555359
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>>53678084
>>53678092
>>53678195
lies
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>>53678274
Lefty bender sjw faux intelligence etc
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>>53678231
Yeah good point, birds do only pay attention to me when they want something and that something is a massive knobbing off my fat cockend
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>>53678301

was today but chose never just to fuck up your research. fuck you.
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>>53678291
yeah m8 we're all spoons ripping the shit out of poleaboo the fucking paki haha
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>>53678306
yeah theyre being fannies
idk why he left but i doubt it was cos of getting a gf
cornwall was being very rude and may have doxed him im not sure

>>53678349
right, so "things i dont like"
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I decided to change my takeaway of choice because the new delivery driver tries to make conversation. I prefer the pakis who just drop it off and fuck off so I don't have to talk to them.
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>>53678301
>people not choosing "today desu"
why is this anons
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>>53678356
FONT
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>BBC actually advertising a show called "Phone Shop Idol"
>Someone at the BBC was literally paid to think of a contrst between the best mobile phone salesmen in the country

Are they actually taking the piss?
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>>53678389
which one lad, how many people turned up? phones running a bit low on battery t.bh
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>>53678349
reddit hates sjws tho
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>>53678356
is that why you're shitposting on /brit/ on a saturday evening haha
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>>53678394
They happen to be things I don't like, but it's still accurate
>>
STOP

DEGENERATES

AND

START

GOD
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>>53678043
Can't even remember anything about sershlad lmao was he the merseyside flag

who cares, i'm the big boss of this lick now, and if anybody wants to lock horns come and have at it
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>>53678301
oneitis sent me a pic at 12:30 am so im good
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What's the hottest curry you'd actually have if you wasn't showing off?
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzpatrick_scale
Where are you on this scale lads?
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>>53678433
Literally no
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>>53678464
Madras
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just made a sarcastic joke and the oneitis responded with "hilarious" and some shitty emoji what fucking do lads
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>>53678436
>reddit is gay sjws
fair re pseudo intelligence but lefties tend to hate him for the same reason
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>>53678434
yeah i'm still home from uni, don't go back til early feb and all my mates from home have gone back already

Also if I was actually gonna go out tonight I wouldn't be going at until about 10 at the earliest lmao
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>>53678403
I decided to stop ordering pizza from the pizza hut 5 minutes from my house because it took them an hour to deliver 2 orders ago and an hour and a half last time.

It's one fucking pizza, I can drive there and back 15 times in the time it took them to get here.
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>tfw she hasn't text in 2 weeks
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>>53678418
>FONT
What does this mean
t. new /brit/ browser
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>>53678428
one at victoria station
there's about 15 of us here
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>>53678440
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>>53678492
Kill yourself because sarcasm isn't funny

>le sarcastic gamer :p
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>>53678464
chicken tika masala
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>>53678506
>yanks cant walk 5 minutes to pick up their pizza and have to have it delivered
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>>53678492
Send her a wink emoji
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Is that jersey terrorist still locked up?

What happened there?
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There was a wild colonial boy
Jack duggan was his name
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>>53678492
>haha like that one did you? maybe you'll like this one! *posts dick pick*
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>>53678477
about a 15? Pale with blue eyes, but brown hair.
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>>53678519
It means
tell me your favourite font :)
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>>53678477

type 2 master race
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>>53678464
madras
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>>53678519
>/brit/
Call it /bRIt/ m8 that's what it always was
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having a hangover lads
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just cried in the shower for a while
>>
M I G R A N T S
O
R
E
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>>53678540
Betray a man with his own gimmick
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>>53678558
5 minutes down the highway at 65mph

Definitely not 5 minutes on foot, would be a long walk through some bad neighborhoods to get there if I walked
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>>53678519
whats your fav font?
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>>53678506
lad you might get it for free if they take too long
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>>53678632
>highway
fuck off yank
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>>53678607
what about la ;-;
>>
Drinking port heated in the microwave because I have a cold hahah
>>
ffs lads proper planned out the outfit i was going to wear to this house party but now it turns out the house party is just pre drinks and theyre all going to a club after and the outfit isnt really suitable to a club REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53678586
>>53678607
FOY
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>>53678574
>>53678579
Rasheeds
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>>53678611
H
O
M I G R A N T S
E__O
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>>53678558
Yanks have people to park their cars for them because they're too lazy to walk from their car
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cornwall more liek cornwill(y)
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what does 'font' mean lads?

t. new /brit/ user
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Lads I need help

I always get bare girls checking me out when I'm walking around, I dunno if it's because they want me to dick them or because it's I'm incredibly ugly
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>>53678464
Adwina
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>>53678646
Vroom Vroom lad aha
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>>53678607
good lad
>>
>>
>>53678701
whip out your todger and find out
>>
what does 'font' mean lads?

t. new /brit/ user
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>>53678663
Really should be wearing the same thing to a house party and a club. Under dressed house party tard
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>keep calling the girl im having moderate success with oneitis even though I have no strong feelings for her
is that normal?
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>>53678669
doesnt spf go to 40 and 50
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>>53678647
nothing really seems like it will work anymore
like everything in my life just feels futile
>>
instasync when
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>>53678635
I left them a harshly worded review tbqh
>>
>>53678737
Using the word oneitis is not normal
>>
>>53678753

i think you should kill yourself 2bh
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>>53678741
Yes, but past 30 has very limited returns I believe
>>
>>53678701
supposedly i am extremely good looking and i sometimes catch women and men and random babies in prams staring at me, its quite disconcerting
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>>53678753
>futile

nice word
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>>53678669
>type II
>blonde or red hair

from your wiki link lad, yet in this pic it shows some asian with pure black hair

consider ending it
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>>53678785
youre not normal faggot
>>
Imagine being a boxer and having your match on Dave lol
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>>53678810
>>
>>53678801
yeh but ever heard a yank say it?
'fuidle'

fucking morons
>>
*rolls a feg*

Hope no one asks me to roll them one haha get your own
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Business idea: use reddit flags to pretend to be yorkshire and ruin his reputation
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>>53678737
i unironically did this when i first met my oneitis just to fit in with the lads on 4chan and i feel the constant posting about it on here actually made my oneitis a reality, really didnt give too much of a fuck about her at first and felt i was the one in control in the relationship, and posting on here about it made it flip the other way 2bh really shot myself in the foot there haha what am i like x
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>>53678799
I think I'm fairly average and I am anxious about the reason they are looking at me desu
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>>53678669
that's a lie though, I've seen emma with a tan
>>
which takeaway da night?
>>
Can't imagine actually being obsessed with one girl. Not trying to be fedora but I've never had a oneitis. Just doesn't happen
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winnning................................................is pretty jajaja

cheers

pd: greetings
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Definitely 11% of my personality is making literary references nobody gets. This is because I make literary references to my own literature, which remains unpublished. When somebody does something outrageously stupid, I say, "Wow, you're really pulling a Gregory Berrycone there." I wait for somebody to ask who Gregory Berrycone is, and then explain that he is a minor character in my absurdist novella (untitled right now) about a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.
>>
fancy a cheeky nando's t b h
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>>53678900
'za hut
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>>53678914
I would berry my cone into your greg
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>>53678914
You'll be waking up tomorrow with my mysterious knob on the back of your head
>>
I've been gridin my whole life nigga
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>>53678914

>a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.

I would like to know more, is it a door knob or a plastic cock?
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brit data when
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>>53678953
i like my 'za with 'cha and 'roni with some 'rlic 'ead on the side
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>>53679005
>VIRGIN - IA
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>>53678914
knobhead
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>Definitely 11% of my personality is making literary references nobody gets. This is because I make literary references to my own literature, which remains unpublished. When somebody does something outrageously stupid, I say, "Wow, you're really pulling a Gregory Berrycone there." I wait for somebody to ask who Gregory Berrycone is, and then explain that he is a minor character in my absurdist novella (untitled right now) about a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.
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What should I listen to next lads?
Listening to Millencolin atm
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>>53679021
not enough autists here to monitor post rates
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>>53679042
We keep all the virgin qts here
>>
really want to indulge in my tranny fetish but i'm too scared to meet up with someone

wish one would just turn up at my house and shag me up the arse
>>
hello i am from virginia, the united states of america

where are you from?
>>
Saturday night? time to browse the 'chon!
>>
definitely doing a drink tonight
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>>53679113
Yorkshire
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>>53679113
Lisburn mate
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>>53679110
fucking a man would be less gay you absolute bender
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>>53679110
Get one off adultwork or vivastreet
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>>53679151
haha nice try leaf, at least it still says it when i hover over the blank space
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>>53679113
I'm from Virginia too

Nice place
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>>53679113
Dorset
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>>53679113
limehouse
>>
>>53679110
go on trannder, like tinder but for trainsexuals
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>>53679110
>>
>>53679160
i don't want to shag a man and don't care whether it's seen as gay or not

>>53679187
>>53679245
the problem isn't finding one, it's having the balls to meet up
>>
>>53679113
hello i am also from virginia, the united states of america

who are you?
>>
>>53679275
get some balls

or cut your balls off and become a tranny lol
>>
had a dream that my m8 started talking to my oneitis so i asked him to stop then he just went "i cant do that" then he made fun of my score on snapchat
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>>53679275
Just do what I do and get fucking blottoed before you meet them - booze, pills, poppers, you name it you take it.

You'll feel no shame whatsoever then.
>>
Hey everyone. What is your phone battery currently on? Mines on 36%
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>I turn the percent battery feature on on my phone
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>>53679405

56%
>>
>>53679405
WHO GIVES A FUCK MATE
>>
Watching a show because there's a ginger Irish girl in it
>>
>>53679382
you fuck trannys?
>>
>>53679511
Wow friend. I'm just trying to start a conversation.
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Sershlad is not a person, it's a position. Sershlad I has been disposed.

Anyone want to be a nominee for Sershlad II?


(you are required to shitpost Saoirse Ronan everyday all day)
>>
http://webmshare.com/zY9Jb
>>
New tread now
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>Wow friend. I'm just trying to start a conversation.
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>>53679405
>>53679503
64%
>>
>>53679547
ARE YE STARTING MATE CAUSE ILL FUCKING HAVE YE
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>>53679469
>on on
>>
i purchased civ5 in the steam sale but i've not really played it much, is it a good comfy game??
>>
>>53679587
Nice! Keeping on top of things
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VOTE LUSO:
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
>>
>>53679405
100%
>>
>>53679622

It made sense lad
>>
>>53679405
76%
got a new Galaxy J1, not the best phone (probably about the same performance-wise as an S3) but cheap and the battery life is mad
>>
>>53679623
Pretty much reddit:the game
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>>53679623
too simple for me, but that's because paradox have ruined my taste for strategy games with their autism simulators
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>>53679557
ok here u go, new tread
>>
>>53679646
not a strawpoll. fuck off
>>
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I watch football because it distracts me from how lonely and pitiful my life is.
>>
Reddit: the thread
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>>53679664
Still sounds fucked.
>>
>>53679684
>>53679727
Reddit: the posts
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>>53679720
Someone fedora post this man
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>>53679750
reddit: le flag
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>>53679690
i've got about 400 hours in hoi3 and own war in the east desu, nothing wrong with a comfy game and no point sticking to one genre
>>
>>53679778

make a new thread for fuck sake
>>
>>53679695

>tfw i can only afford part worns
>>
This lad >>53675801 here again

She just messaged me on Facebook. She's never done that before...
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>make a new thread for fuck sake
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>>53679757
How is this even a fedora post you mong?
>>
>>53679807
fuck off you speccy cunt dont EVER reply to me like that again
>>
what exactly is so wrong with reddit? isn't it a positive place with interesting stuff happening with posts by normies? or is it just a le wrong generation fedora nice post upvote lol :) fake happiness place? please respond.
>>
>>53679405
68%
>>
>>53679811
then talk to her you goon
>>
>>53679837
Everyone shits on Reddit for up votes yet everyone here is desperate for those sweet (you)s
>>
>>53679835

I'll wank your dad off lad
>>
>>53679830
I was baiting fedora posters to fedora post my post but my post wasn't fedora postable enough for the fedora posters to fedora post it
>>
>>53679905
>>53679905
>>53679905

new thread
>>
Dock leafs have genuine healing properties imo
>>
>>53679837
There's some good stuff on it t.bh. But a very high proportion is pseudo intellectual bollocks, and is a bit of a wank ring as if you don't agree with everyone else you'll get 'downvoted' and your post will get hidden. If you have too many downvotes

you have to wait like 30 minutes between posts lmao
>>
>>53679888
Because our (you)s are anonymous. Unless you're a trip cunt or an extra flags faggot. Big difference between needing to be recognised as a personality
>>
>>53679837
a hugbox with social justice brigades that hunt down those with outlying opinions
eventually all the accepted posts are attempts to pander to the established views and room for actual discussion is made
basically /brit/ but with points and usernames
>>
>>53679804
tried to get into HoI 3, I got the ideas but I dislike the lack of tactical control
If you could have a close-in map (not like Total War close, but like a plotting table/model) where you could control things at different parts of the command chain I'd like it a lot more
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>>53679965
You only have to wait between posts because you haven't got enough karma LOL. Loser posts
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