>sister accidentally sent me this
Family dinner will be awkward tonight
Definitely 11% of my personality is making literary references nobody gets. This is because I make literary references to my own literature, which remains unpublished. When somebody does something outrageously stupid, I say, "Wow, you're really pulling a Gregory Berrycone there." I wait for somebody to ask who Gregory Berrycone is, and then explain that he is a minor character in my absurdist novella (untitled right now) about a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.
There's some good stuff on it t.bh. But a very high proportion is pseudo intellectual bollocks, and is a bit of a wank ring as if you don't agree with everyone else you'll get 'downvoted' and your post will get hidden. If you have too many downvotes
you have to wait like 30 minutes between posts lmao
(posting again as I posted after the new thread post)
it's a hugbox with social justice brigades that hunts down those with outlying opinions
eventually all the accepted posts are attempts to pander to the established views and room for actual discussion is made
basically /brit/ but with points and usernames
Why aren't you supporting Alberto Barbosa?
my *female* Mexican house mate is downstairs making Mole.
would trade muslims for mexicans any day.
Nah hate it, going to marry Azusa though 2bh
>can make you gay
you've got some catching up to do
UK? more like U Gay lmao
>implying she didn't suck off those blokes fully clothed
hmm, providing today isn't a working day, should only get charged £12 then
that isn't going to string too much
fucking hastings said my first insurance payment would come out on the 20th and they've already taken the payment, the assholes
Oh greatest ally, I humbly call forth your assistance in this dire hour of need. Please help /luso/ defeat the eastern horde.
the romans were pretty based. up to Diocletian in the history of Rome podcast now lads.
Lied about having a degree on my CV (don't even have A Levels, dropped out of college), went to the interview and bossed it.
I had two missed calls yesterday, then a voicemail in the afternoon and I've been too scarred to check it, I thought they were going to tell me I've been found out but I just listened to it and they fucking offered me the job.
I only did it as sort of an experiment desu, didn't think I'd get it. Do you think I should take it? Is there any chance they could find out in the future? The money is better than anything else I could get.
reminds me of the time my mum sent me a link to a cosmopolitan article on prostate massages that was meant for her boyfriend
I sincerely doubt they'd check but you're going to need to have a very good story with lots of details about your uni experience and subject-matter knowledge for whatever degree you claimed to have.
Could be risky.
Never get smashed at a work do, could be your undoing.
Yeah I will never speak of it obviously haha, I guess uni doesn't come up that much though with your co-workers though?
I can't think of any situation where they would find out other than me being stupid and letting it slip. It's not like they retroactively check, right?
I said I did English and I read a lot so it's plausible enough, plus I said I went to my local university so I know enough about it and the area to lie.
Was this on the news? I don't recall seeing it. Was also reported in The National but those lefty cucks conveniently avoided mentioning "migrants" or "refugees".
Nice. I pretended to be going to uni for 3 years to my family. Left every morning and came back every evening. Usually just went to the gym, for a swim then sat at the train station with the old people
>been posting in /brit/ for almost two and a half years
>turned 18 a month ago
Who do you support?
Because its actually proper common to pretend to have a degree a fair few places will do some digging t.bh.
If you have references from reputable jobs you've had in the past the company may assume they already did digging and not bother though
walked into greggs the other day to buy a sausage roll then noticed the only cashier was some guy i had a short conversation with about apple pay the last time i was there so all of a sudden felt really awkward and like id have to acknowledge him so just left haha what am i like x
Never forget what they have done they absorbed our Nation by trickery in 1707 against the wishes of 99% of the Scottish People. Despite that there was always decent Scots who opposed their Evil Imperialism. They finally thought they had destroyed us at the 1745 Rebellion when they killed every man woman & child within the area of Culloden. Then They had the Highland Clearances when they killed or cleared people from the Highlands of Scotland to make way for Sheep scattering our people to go live in foreign lands USA ,Canada Australia etc. For those that stayed in Scotland they were forced to conform and join the Brit Army to be used as cannon fodder in their wars. The fight for Scotland's Freedom has never stopped but they have used force when they have had to so that they could continue the exploitation of our Nation. In 18th September 2014 they gave us a REFERENDUM on Independence but they controlled nearly 100% of the media. Even that was not enough though they had to Rig the Referendum by taking ALL repeat ALL the postal votes to ENGLAND. There is not a more despicable shower of cretins on planet earth than those that continue to rule from Westminster.
>Never forget what they have done they absorbed our Nation by trickery in 1707 against the wishes of 99% of the Scottish People. Despite that there was always decent Scots who opposed their Evil Imperialism. They finally thought they had destroyed us at the 1745 Rebellion when they killed every man woman & child within the area of Culloden. Then They had the Highland Clearances when they killed or cleared people from the Highlands of Scotland to make way for Sheep scattering our people to go live in foreign lands USA ,Canada Australia etc. For those that stayed in Scotland they were forced to conform and join the Brit Army to be used as cannon fodder in their wars. The fight for Scotland's Freedom has never stopped but they have used force when they have had to so that they could continue the exploitation of our Nation. In 18th September 2014 they gave us a REFERENDUM on Independence but they controlled nearly 100% of the media. Even that was not enough though they had to Rig the Referendum by taking ALL repeat ALL the postal votes to ENGLAND. There is not a more despicable shower of cretins on planet earth than those that continue to rule from Westminster.
almost got off the toilet without without wiping my bottom
Scotland was already lead in personal union before 1707, we had the same ruler lel.
>try to colonise
>lose all money
>please absorb us senpai england
>give scotland a democratic vote on independence
>they vote nah
did he secretly not want scottish independence
did he just not know how to vote properly and thought putting a big cross next to No Independence would give them independence
Yes but not that likely (with the host), potential to sleep at a friends flat if he goes also.
>There will be blood
>Lost in Translation
>Place beyond the pines
>O Brother Where art though
>Beasts of no nation (probably, haven't seen lel)
>Children of Men (despite being a reddit classic)
The rest are delete-tier.
It was a sketch la haha calm down
hahaha nice one lad but you obviously didn't watch it.
>he lives in an area the1-time still cruise
Me in the blue jacket
sarah is doing a psychology PhD at Leeds Beckett "University"
Both ugly but Scottish
Perhaps only aboriginals are uglier than the English
That's what inbreeding dies to you I suppose
Only 3 English slags sucked my winkie today instead of the usual 5
>ISIS Economy relies on oil
>suddenly oil prices drop to 12 year low
>Harper takes a huge risk and makes Canadian economy far too dependent on oil while gutting our other industries (especially auto manufacturing)
>suddenly oil prices drop to 12 year low
they have always sold at black market prices
SD cards are super cheap
Literally 40 quid for a 128gb one. It probably doesn't help you are using bluray rips
>read a book? nah books are boring bruv
Thinking of running a planned schedule this time
18:00-20:00: Viewers choice. You have control over the playlist add whatever videos you want
20:00-21:30 a few episodes of Brass eye. Playlist will be locked during this.
21:30-22:30:Viewers choice. Playlist will be unlocked again
22:30-23:30: Thunderpants. Some shitty movie starring the ginger kid from harry potter (pic related)
23:30 onwards: Playlist is unlocked and you can do whatever you want
If you are discontent during locked sessions there will be a poll
Not sure how anyone else does it, but I've got a call centre type jobby in India that I contract out on a per-poll basis. They all click the link and vote for whatever I tell them to. About 200 of them desu.
root it (and get rid of all the samsung shite) then.
I cried at the washington vietnam memorial, it was fathers day and there was a memorial service for families and the memorial itself was covered in letters and pictures. one letter said something like "dear daddy, we read the letter that arrived after you died, you said you would take me to disneyland when you got home" I couldn't read the rest it was too upsetting
>Oh don't mind me young lady, that's just a two terabyte hard drive in my pocket that I use to watch cartoons on the go
For the reasons that were just clearly explained to you. You're literally paying money for an SD card to use space you already have available to you that is being filled by useless apps you don't use.
That is reason alone to root it. You haven't fucked around with the design, you've just lifted needless restrictions.
>There are 'people' ITT that don't know that the Republic of China is Taiwan
>There are 'people' ITT that don't know that Bangladesh was formerly East Pakistan
>There are 'people' ITT that think Rio de Janeiro is the capital of Brazil
>There are 'people' ITT that think Sydney is the capital of Australia
South korea > best korea > Taiwan > Japan > China > not worth mentioning
I have the S3, 16gb, the amount of space required for system software and apps is only 4.65gb, leaving 12 gb space. What could you possibly use 12gb with? Are you loading movies on there or something?
You know if you get an SD card, the only files you'll be able to store on it will be media files. You wont be able to save apps on it.