Invited: Caribbean, Canada, Florida, Greenland
Not invited: Australia
australia shitposts constantly
"NORTH AMERICA 100 YEARS FOREVER" Edition
Invited: Canada, US, Greenland, Mexico,
Not Invited: Filthy old worlders.
>accidental ban from IP issues finally lifted after 2 months
Feels good to be able to post again, lads.
New Orleans here.
How do you do, fellow subtropical people?
Work is boring
>argue with people about changing the toilet paper standard
>Read ISO 9001
I just can't even any more,give up a watch one piece for the
remainder of the day.
mfw gear 4th
Law is best pirate
No,it is best song for /carib/
It get's animated,in the upcoming episode
Soo fuggenn cute
maybe I am...or not
My accent is not the usual Vincentian accent though.
why thank you
No mic, or you can't do random shit at work?
JAJAJA my sides
My Dutch is rusty. All my friends speak Spanish or Papiamento.
Never. Doomed to be clustered together.
If you are qt enough they will learn Dutch for you and then
it's a win for all parties involved.
Learnt a bit of German for the cute but easily flustered
German lab transfer lady...I miss her
If anything you can ASMR them into submission
Behold /Carib/,my plant has flowered
I did,they are our glorious brothers :^)
My Spanish is awful. No other way to describe it.
Yeah, if this was 300 years ago. You want to see modern pirates? Go to Somalia.
People used to get robbed but the coast guard kick shit into over drive and it died down
Do your neighbors give you free stuff and vice versa?
I usually give them fruits and stuff
>My Spanish is awful. No other way to describe it.
better than my english for sure >>53656984
Wondering if I should start drinking myself into oblivion
now or later because it's getting a bit boring.
What's your drink of choice /carib/?
In the Caribbean? That seems like a foreign concept to me I always
have at least 6 kinds of liquor >40% alc and a crate of beer. I have
been called an alcoholic but I am a sad bunny and I need it.
There has to be one bottle of Johnny Walker stashed away somewhere. Meh.
Yeah, for reading. Trying to have an actual conversation without mistakes or stuttering is a no go.
>actual conversation without mistakes or stuttering
Woman, this happens to me when I speak English and it's
the only language I speak so don't worry about it.
Johnny Walker makes me feel like shit in the morning
At least you will have a liver in 10 years, I know I will not
It is your own doing. Godspeed.
>someone firebombed the electrical company office
>massive fire that cost about 1 million in damages
>Opposition party still saying elections were rigged
All these things may or may not be related
It's a ruse
The entire south, most of the east coast, and hawaii are rightful /carib/ territory.
heh, the fire rises brother.
Did the fire disrupt the electrical services in anyway? I can see that happening here, considering the horribly high cost of electricity here.
>Have you tried not drinking
If I stop drinking I get sad,angry and depressed
self medication is best
No,it was just the office where we pay bills
hi lads. FL here. i want to live in a tropic environment but heat+humidity fucks my skin and ive had acne ever since i moved here. feels bad af 2bh
>they want to reopen the refinery
That sucks ass.
Just shower/wash your face more. I don't know if this actually works, but so far it has worked for me. Make absolutely sure to shower before going to sleep. Hopefully it will help you too.
Oh my, qt accent
What the fuck is this lads? Seen it at work today.
>Joining the army
Brits think they are too good for these threads. Aussies are just terrible people, at least on /int/ they are.
I always wondered that. They always seemed to be part of that chain of islands.
There are lots of those around. They turn into moths I think.
That's good man, got a career in Law Enforcement if you get bored of the military. Every helicopter pilot I've met (They were all with the Broward Sheriff's Office) got their training in the military.
>Weed is for plebs, and going to the beach at night is dangerous, specially today.
why is weed for plebs and alcohol not?
why this precisely night is dangerous?
>Weed is disgusting and degenerate.
what the 'current year' have to do with doing drugs?
It kinda sucks actually. You have to work while everyone is chilling on the weekend and plan your personal life around your work schedule. Also if I don't work overtime my check is garbage. I'm used to it though
what caterpillar is this? Looks like someone would know, Sint Maarten
>how does it feel knowing that Louisiana is nigger territory?
The niggers are all contained withing Eastern NOLA (the 9th and 7th Wards), all the other black people in the state are bro-tier.
Some day all Caribbean Islands except Haiti,Jamaica,Turks and Caicos and Cuba will be all under the Flag of the Bahamas. The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Bahamas.
jesus fucking christ that flag is hideous
someone smashed the passenger window of the car i was using (which was my mom's)
and the biggest fuck you of all?
The car was empty, there was nothing they could steal, fuckers broke in and made a mess for the funsies
This will end poorly
You got good son
For some reason you have a dish in common with the
Caribbean you call it whitebait but we call it Tri-tri I
don't know if it was the English that brought it.
it's obviously the english bc we don't
i bet Vincy want a trap to do this to him
I don't have much SFW....
Let's end this debate once and for all /carib/
Liking Priapus doesn't make you gay, trust me
Results are inconclusive, I guess we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one guys
Let me put it this way
Homosex = Attracted to Men and masculine features
Traps/Transsexuals look like or want to look like women,
so is it homosex to be attracted to them? I think not
Was just at a meeting that started 30 min late,fucking hell
>implying you are not an A.I
I'm on to you skynet
In the vi I'm pretty sure gyal is just how you would say "girl" with an accent.
i.e. "eyyy gyal gimme summodat sweet pumpum"
Can we not simply say that everybody's just horny and abandon this futile distinction between homosex and straight pornography? I feel like this is the same stupidity is what causes confused teenagers to come up with 124.5 different sexualities and identify as an attack helicopter.
Post the gayest SFW picture you have /crab/.
except for you >>53795760
You have posted enough already.
>He doesn't identify himself as a Hexadecimosexual 4-dimensional cosmic holographic projection.
but desu I think really most people don't give a shit, and they just pretend to not like certain things because if people knew about it the ould look at them differently.
>identify as an attack helicopter.
fuck men, this is my new sexuality
>Hexadecimosexual 4-dimensional cosmic holographic projection.
I'm pretty sure that's Hatsune Miku
>eyyy gyal gimme summodat sweet pumpum
I imagined some american saying that,cringed internally
They call it "box" now if I remember correctly
Pls youse your A.I powers to make Tengirls a thing
Gentle indulgence series plox, see Elzikyuchi for details
Central Florida checking in
Bit cold tonite
Thanks bahaman I think it's funny too just giving my two cents. :) life in the vi not too shabby. Trying to save up for some island hopping. Any suggestions for the bahamas?
Just my silly attempt at humor Vince.
Stick to the Family Islands, Long island(Although Andros has more undersea caves) is best free diving, Bimini is the best for Spear fishing, Exuma has Swimming pigs for some reason maybe in a few thousand years they'll evolve into whales and if you just want to Chill San Salvador is best. Only go to New Providence if you are staying in a resort or visiting relatives.
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar, I have not gone in
a while since work fucks me over time wise.
Catching breakfast and picking a snack on the way back home is
an oddly satisfying feeling.
It really is!! I'm definitely tapping into some primitive instinctual reward systems when I go out into a strange environment (past fifty or sixty feet really starts to feel like an alien planet) and gathering food for me and my own. I brought in some red hind cero mackerel and hardnose just the other day. So delicious and satisfying!
I had a week where I just survived off shit growing around the neighborhood and fish
>mfw the crabs were eating the mangoes that dropped and tasted slightly like mango
I usually hunt around the cliff side below my house or on the other side of the bay
I can't speak for other /carib/nations but here in the Bahamas we eat them quite a bit. We have tonnes of ways to prepare them from soups to rice. Escpecially on Family islands(Which is the true Bahamas not Nassau)
Thanks for all the flags /carib/
Why are you bumping this thread instead of your own? Looking left and right in semi-rapid motion, family.
>Yeah but I am ugly
That's not a problem. As long as you're not hideously deformed, all you need to do is get fit. And you're probably not even that ugly.
Also if you have money, in our capitalist world it's a solution to most of your problems.
>some girl of smaller islands have a fetish for men of the big Antilles or something.
This needs to be a thing desu