1.What is your favorite country? 2.Why?

>1.What is your favorite country?
Russia

>2.Why?
I don't know seems lonely and russian people on the internet seem interesting/weird

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France.

Even if the country's cucked beyond belief and its future seems bleak.

Architecture, language, food. Ahh...

>>53655372
we're going to Aruba

"we're going to Aruba"

>>53655372
T-thanks Aruba

UK, more specifically, England.

I'm going to live there one day...

>>53655350
Who are weird? You are weird.

>>53655450
>>53655372
HERE WE GO
FIGHT

>>53655290
Iceland. Awesome landscapes, interesting language and it seems like a really comfy place to live.

>>53655456
No, this is why I like you my friend.
You also write english funny, and I hear it funny in my head when I read

>>53655290
Finland, Norway, Korea, Germany, Netherlands.

>>53655372
BUENOS AIRES
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Poland. They are survivors. When Europe falls, Poland will still be standing.

>>53655456
You call tanks 'him'.

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England, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Russia (It's cozy! BTFO)

In China: Hong Kong, Macau

(Is Sao Paulo even in Brazil?)

>>53655536
>Korea
Don't they hate you guys?

1. UK
2. God-tier history, based people, lovely language.

>>53655616
japs hate korea

but I don't

>>53655641
Because you're an ameriblubber

Have your high fructose corn syrup cravings kicked in yet?

>>53655641
>japs hate korea
That's a shame seeing how they're your best local ally against China

>>53655290
The netherlands

>blackface
>boats
>canals
>those cities
also DUDE LMAO

>>53655524
He just directly translated popular russian phrase
>Ктo Х.? Tы Х ёптa.
>Who is X? You are X
>X any word, usualy insulting
It lose it's meaning in english, especialy if you're not familar with phrase.

>>53655616
Nah we decided to ignore whiny suckers

>>53655685
I take it you're not very up to date with East Asian politics

>>53655599
Because we have genders in our language.

Japan, really

I'm a weeaboo but I appreciate other non-weeaboo aspects of Japanese culture as well

Also, US, because of all the movies I watched and shit, they're like the kings of world, it's only natural to be interested in them, I would like just to see a normal day in the American in life

Not interested in any other countries

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>>53655706
Who does give a shit of ruski phrases? The canadian would say that ruskies write with obvious mistakes like omitting an article or, as you've noticed, that '''weirdo''' syntaxis.

1. Finland
2. Its metal bands

Japan
Just Joke

>>53655822
otaku viado

>>53655290
Japan.

Anime.

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>>53655822
Você. Otaku. VIADO!

>Poland
>Because it has the greatest history and is the last white country on planet
>Thanks partitions
>Thanks Hitler
>Thanks Stalin
>Thanks Merkel
>You've only made us stronger

>>53655892
oxymoron lol

>>53655290
>1.What is your favorite country?
Russia

>2.Why?
USSR

>>53655966
>being proud that your country is a third world shithole

>>53656028
Do you like communism?

>>53656045
u jelly ivan?
because it's not
meanwhile your very much is... and is getting only worse

>>53655822
Vai dar a bunda sua bicha virgem.

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>>53655290
USA
In spite of its many flaws, it's still one of the freest, richest and overall best place to live in. Also, people don't generally suffer from north European asperger.

>>53655822
Vai se fuder seu Nordestino viado do caralho chupador de piroca filha da puta. O otaku volta pra escola seu underage, paneleiro de bosta!

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Chad
Toyota War

>>53655822
Vai arrangar um cu filho!

1. I guess I can't answer my own country so New Zealand
2. Kiwi cultural imperialism

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>>53655822

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>>53656116
Foreigners are just Americans who haven't come home yet.

Except brown people. They can stay.

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>>>53655892 >>53655934 >>53656091 >>53656194 >>53656216 >>53656235

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The United States of America (Excluding California)
>Closest friends, figuratively and literally.
>Protected our asses for years and continues to do so without asking for any form of payment (except thousands of gallons of oil)
>One of the largest armed forces in the world
>When Canada is inevitably fucked over by liberals and arabs and turned into a hellish war-torn landscape, America will still survive and will likely send support to the Canadian nationalist factions
>We have eachothers backs whenever a terror attack happens in one of our countries
>Keeps the third-worlders in their place

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>>53655822
>Você

>>53655290
Italy
>Why?
I've been there and loved it. Well, specifically loved Sardinia. Florence was nice also. ButI want a little villa near the beach in a small village to live out my life in Sardinia.

>>53656277
belos dubs

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senpaaaaaaai

>>53655822
Lol you triggered a lot of brazillians

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>>53655822

>>53656028
nice proxy

maybe romania
because their girls are top qts

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>>53656072
yes
and I also like USSR's crazy stories

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>Brazil

>>53656424
no

>>53656403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0

>>53656438

w-why?

Honestly?

Venezuela.
Not even memeing

Most beautiful women on the planet. God tier food
Aren't soccer fags
God tier climate, landscape and beaches.

I lived there for 1 year before it went to shit politically..
Can't wait to go back one day when things get better.

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>>53656116
Sweden, you are disappointment.

>>53656524
>averagefinnposter.jpg

>>53655885
:^(

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>>53655822
>Brazilians

>>53656642
you know there wasn't anything wrong with that post? he said he liked japan since he was a weabo but he also had an interest in the usa. whoopie dee doo I dont see the big deal

>>53655822
>non-weeaboo aspects of Japanese culture
this doesn't exist

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>>53656435
kek

not sure if bait, but im pretty sure Papa Joe has killed more Russians than gooks and nazis combined

>>53656720
It kind of does. People do get into general "japanese culture" through weeaboo things, but I doubt it works the other way around. Is someone who really gets into shogi a weeb just because it's a Japanese thing?

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>not being an gay anime
You're missing out

>>53655290
>Poland
Because that's where my family is from. A lot of love to every nation. Don't stop being fun my fellow members of the cosmos.

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>>53655822
Brazil, just.. just stop, Brazil. pls

>>53655290
Sweden

I don't know why. But I continue to visit and it feels like a second home to me tb honest

>>53656792
>Is someone who really gets into shogi a weeb just because it's a Japanese thing?
yes

>>53656915
Why?

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1) Rossiya
2) track suits, squatting, babushka-tossing, vodka, (not)invading neighbor squatfriend territories, and general slavic shenanigans.

Also, you guys still put out some pretty good science fiction

>>53656270
Thank you greatest ally

Feels good to know not all Canadians on this board hate us which is the feel I get.

>>53655386
https://youtu.be/rO9vQmZfk0s?t=1m19s

>>53656964
I don't think any of them actually hate us, they're just trying to fit in with the Euros.

We must stick together my North American brothers

>>53655822
retardado

Mexico

Speaks Spanish because spanish bastards taught them how to and not us

>>53656402
I don't even know why they are hating me, is this a new meme? I don't access /luso/ kek

>>53657361
How close is Spanish to flip speak?
I know your guys language (in the modern sense) was heavily influenced by Spanish rule and you have a lot of similar shit.

>>53657405
eh mene do 55 odiar otacos

>>53657415
About 20 percent of our language is related to spanish usually because of words and some modifications in the spellingof some Spanish words.

>>53655290
>brazil
>funny people

>>53657415
Spanish is the second language in 1898 independence but you yanks come along and heavily influenced us which makes english the second language in our country

USA
I was born here and I like it.

>>53655610
You have a lot of favourites

>>53657597
Genuinely curious.
Do you think if you guys had remained under U.S. Control you guys would be in better shape today then you are currently?

In my opinion it would depend on if you stayed a territory like puerto rico or if you became a state. But who knows what it would have taken to quell the disrest among those who wanted independence.

>>53655290
In the end it's probably England.

Sweden and/or Finland.

Women. But I don't imagine ever living or visiting them, but knowing there are women that beautiful is wonderful.

I don't know.

Switzerland maybe?

My state is pretty decent unless you flagrantly break the law. We'e safe because the police will shoot the shit out of you if you attempt to violate the law. Yet we know all the law officers, and some of us outranked them.

>>53655290
Japan, South Korea,

>>53657683
Tydings McDuffie law is the cause why US let go. Gives 10 years commonwealth before freedom


Better as a territory like Puerto Rico
We only lack leadership that's why were in shit right now unlike in the US occupation

>>5365792

Why would you want do go there?

I bought a KSG today. I'd sleep on it if it was more comfortable than a pillow. I can do that.

>>53657948
>We only lack leadership

We lack a sense of unity to function as a country despite the memes
thats why still we fall to American influence like its the only thing that can save us

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>austria
>comfy and healthily immune to non-sense

>>53658057

Boring, with lack or relevance and kebab.

There is no reason to let Muslims into your country, ever. Their religion is completely poisonous.

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Brazil because I'm a die hard patriot.