Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>53628629
乙!

>>53628765
乙ッパイ

>>53628629
2

watashi wa, baka desu

乙!

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What does it say?

too early
Not declared
Non-japanese image

One of the worst OPs in a while.

>>53629270
wtf

>>53629418
just in time (last hit 300 so won't update to front)
did declare
Michael Scott image is suitable for all occasion

One of the worst posts in a while (((delete))).

if japs hate people talking loud why are they always fucking screaming themselves?

>>53629539
WAITO PIGGU GO HOME

..nietwaar?
Hypocrieten, inderdaad

>>53629539
when? in anime and tv shows?

>>53629270
Fuck Russia

>>53629536
So new that you don't know what too early means.
Don't know what a declaration is.
A poor image is never suitable.

>>53629270
At the border of Manchukuo and Soviet,
a fierce battle between Kwantung Army and Soviet Armed Forces breaks out.

>>53629725
Nankin and Japan go to a bar
Which one doesn't get rape?

>>53629707
stop bully

>>53629725
Interesting, thank you very much for the translation

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>>53630797

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What should the 'safe word' be?

>>53630994
'Harder'

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>>53630797
>>53630909

>>53630994
looks like a pedo manga

4chan + Virtual Reality lens = ?

>>53630994
NANJING

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hajimeno ippo is a good anime

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>your ancestors diverged from the nihonjins tens of thousands of years ago
>your ancestors had no idea nihonjins existed for most of that time
>now you can talk to them whenever you want on the internet

>>53632215
you are quite romantist aren't you?

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>>53632356
I think it's worth putting our actions into perspective

>>53632215
>your ancestors had no idea nihonjins existed for most of that time
They had no idea how to potato too

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ポルノ禁止

>>53632215
>your ancestors could've been nihonjins if they'd turn right instead of left
Stupid ancestors

>>53633391
おう

Is Kōenji Hyakkei even relatively popular over there? They're like one of my favorite Japanese bands but idk if they're the type to only appeal to westerners due to their "free jazz" nature.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Denji_Hyakkei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOq0wrZW6fg

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https://poal.me/vgaffw

おねがい :3

男は黙って働け

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>>53633432
>mayuyu's ancestors were cute russian girls

dead thread

>>53634158
Go to sleep

where do i learn kanji?

>>53634158
ねろ

>>53634158
Most of the nihonjins are fast asleep. It'll be more active again once they come home from work/school tomorrow.

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こんばんは、スコットランド人です!
やった!! 親子丼をつくりました!

>>53634610
美味しそうです。

>>53634610
すごい
めっちゃおいしそう

>>53634610
>親子丼
>sexual relationship with both a mother and daughter

>>53629270
I wonder if American army's Big Dog was inspired from this.

>>53634910
Literally how did you translated that.

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>tfw no cute imouto

>>53634910
sukebei

>>53634996
Rikaichan pop-up

>>53635050
>>53634996
To be fair, it IS a "mother and child" doburi. Chicken and egg. Mother and child...

>>53634727
>>53634704
ありがとう!
ちょっと美味しかったです。でも。。。
Eating egg with chicken at dinner time feels weird. We don't do that in Scotland, certainly not commonly.

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>>53635008
>you will never get lost wandering across the vast and untameable steppe
>you will never fall unconscious during a blizzard and nearly meet your end
>you will never spy a shadowy figure dismounting a horse nearby during your last moments of consciousness
>you will never be rescued by a cute Kazakhstani nomad girl
>you will never spend weeks recuperating in her yurt, while she uses poultices made of healing herbs on you
i can't get the nightmare to end

>>53635322
are you brit?

>>53634610
looks really good desu

ZZZ ...

>>53635471
あ、寝た

omg why is "to be honest" automatically changed like desu?
I can't get it.

>>53635548
To stop British cultural imperialism

>>53634910
スケベニンゲン

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>>53635389
Yes.

>>53635322
not with that attitude

바카야로 닢폰진타치 위안부 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>53636098
바카야로 닢폰진타치 위안부 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>53636013
do you drink much tea?

>>53635927
D-don't blame me, it's your language

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>>53636194
Around 4 or 5 cups a day, I guess.

>>53636358
For most Japanese people,親子丼 is just food
Nomal people don't know that it has sexual meaning

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what does everyone think about america's newest idol group?

>>53636483
me too
we rae in top 10 tea consumption btw

>>53636829
I hope he wins.
Might be funny.

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>>53636829

>>53636829
I genuinely dislike him as a person and a lot of his policies seem pretty stupid but I hope he wins because it will make the lefties mad

>>53636829
>enemies of Freedom get butthurt
Who could've expect that?

>>53636890
The Turks out-tea us both by a long way, those niggas must be downing it by the barrel.

I didn't realise tea was a big thing in Kazakhstan, but I guess it makes since given how close you guys are to China and India.

>>53636829
I like him and hate him at the same time. He really doesn't seem to have much idea about running a country though.

>>53636829
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
BUTTHURT LIB

>>53636829
>This is some National Bullshit

this

心臓が痛くなってきた
おやすみなさい

>>53636829
From those comments, he doesn't seem to be trusted.
I don't know what normal Americans think about him.

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>have work in 3 hours
>been up all night

what the fuck am I gonna do lads

>>53637124
>tfw tea master race
feels good man

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>>53637613
9.Marion

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みなさん、お茶をど~ぞ~

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>>53637613
10

>>53637613
全部同じにしか見えん

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>>53637613
1:存在しません
2:ヤリマン
3:おっぱい精液の鬼
4:最悪なゆる
5:男らしい女の子
6:アホ
7:てんでれすぎる
8:最高のゆる

>>53638013
>てんでれ
つんでれ

>>53638013
t. Alberto barbosa

>>53637613
8 GET

>>53637946
あれって2014年にやってたよな
去年もやって欲しかった 飲みたかった~

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>tfw you will never save a qt japanese civilian from an alternate medieval fantasy world

why live

>>53638704
You can still save young German maidens from rapefugees!

>>53638922
>saving the sluts who wanted the rapefugees to come in the first place

>>53638922
His own fantasy seems more easily achievable

>>53637613
7 > 6 > 2 > 8 > 3 > 5 > 4 >

>>53637973
これな

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>>53639101
It's a Gate reference. Pretty neat anime.

>>53637613
kyoko

>>53639691
Gate is god tier for me
I like how our worlds military easily destroyed all those fucking dragons, mages and other fantasy shit

>>53639691
Noice. I've just realised season 2 have already started.

>>53639691
But /a/ said it was shit and a disappointment, that supposedly didn't live up to the source material

>>53640141
>didn't live up to the source material
they say that about everything

>>53639911
If you like that kind of stuff you'd probably enjoy Zipang.

>>53639911
>I like how our worlds military easily destroyed all those fucking dragons, mages and other fantasy shit
Same and checked

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-oUV3lka4

>>53640410
no, it is not about destroying fantasy shit
its about modern destroyer vs. old ships of ww2

>>53641710
Oh right probably overthought it.
I think ゼロの使い魔 is more up your alley, it has military equipment vs fantasy but it plays a much smaller role.

>>53642056
lmao
I watched this
and yes, most lovely moment was when Zero btfo dragons and reaction of people on it

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>nihonjins are waking up

>>53642495
No we're not!!

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>>53642991
It's true, they have to go to work and school.

NEETs and hikis are probably still sleeping though.

>>53643261
It's Saturday

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>>53643261
>school on saturday

>>53643261
Didn't they stop doing that 25 years ago?

>>53643310
>>53643341
>>53643396
I have no idea what day of the week it is anymore

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http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20160115/k10010373451000.html

>バスを運転していた土屋廣運転手

The bus driver's name that died and killed 13 others on the Usui Touge in his bus was named "Tsuchiya".

Keiichi Tsuchiya grew up on the Usui touge, and apparently still has the course record.

Coincidence?

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>>53642378
>watching anime for the plot

>>53643341
>>53643310
so what
Don't people work on saturday?

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my face is party joke to you???

>>53644700
Yes

Do you have a problem?

I had Sukiyaki at すき家 and then I have come back to home now

>>53644854
lol who cares

>>53644700
Why not

>>53644700
>implying you are white

>>53644911
これは差別だ!

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>>53644700
The nihonjins find our faces funny

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>>53644700
>Murrikan
>blonde with blue eyes
maybe if we we're still in the 50s

twitch tv/pokimane
Is that the name of all the guys she fucked?

>>53644994
差別しない人間なんていないものw人種のみならず、性別、職業、年齢、経済力、あらゆる理由で差別するのが人間だよ。
それに、「キリスト教徒以外は人間じゃ無いから奴隷にしても殺してもok」だったヨーロッパに比べれば可愛いもんでしょ?

>I had to lower my standards just to make my mind say "Oh, that girl's pretty cute"

Fuck my campus

On another note, my Japanese professor is very picky when it comes to hiragana, is there an average quality when it comes to writing hiragana?

>>53644994
冗談だけだから気にしないで

>>53645076
t.

>>53645649
alberto

>>53645285
>>53645336
俺も冗談で言ってるけどな
差別差別って連呼して福祉を受けることしか能のない人間のクズみたいww

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>>53645671
BARBOSSA

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>>53645226
>I look like fucking Zelda

LOL ZELDA IS MALE

>>53645709
The f immigrants like that are already so many in japan lol
...I can't laugh seriously

>>53646284
If you're laughing "seriously", you're not doing it right

人生のモエだ

>>53645781
No she's not? You fucking idiot

>>53646342
ok

>(Seriously)

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>>53646428

>>53646615
Lol I fucking GOT you

>1986
>Tsuchiya conquers Usui touge

>2016
>Another Tsuchiya tries to conquer and fails, kills 16 people

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20160115/k10010373451000.html

Did the driver have a heart attack because he was an おじいちゃん? Did he try to drift and fail? Did someone force him off the road?

what is the most badass japanese names
I like Akira and Minato

>>53647045
bunta

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>>53644962
>>53645076

>>53647045
Yui.

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>>53647092
>bunta

ﾒｺﾅﾒﾃｪ

>>53647045
Yoshiaki

流暢ってのはどこまで自分の考えを言葉に変換することが出来ると、その意味がどれくらい相手に通じれるとの問題です

誰であっても自分の母語ではない限り時々ニュアンスが表せないという確証はありません

これが正しいと思いますか?

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>>53647095
>that tiny bit of brown in those blue eyes

>>53647045
Aki

t. Aki

>>53647045
Ryuji
Kazu
Daiki
Kenji

t.

>>53647780
流暢ってのはfluencyだからね
考えを伝えるという中身の問題よりも、どれだけなめらかに話せるかという、プレゼンテーションの問題なんじゃないかな

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds9rjWPdaD0

>>53647977
I like Ryuji
something with dragons, yes?

>>53648152
Yes familia
strong name

>>53647977
what the fuck does t. means
i see everywhere these days

>>53647780
Some people speak their second or even third language better than many natives.

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>>53648256
"t." is short for "terveisin", which is an informal way of signing off letters in Finnish.

Please try to keep up with your memes in future.

t. Alberto なんちゃら
正直見飽きた

>>53648256
>these days

Why don't you just say "I'm new here"

>>53647045
Ken sama

>>53648355
I mostly just browse [spoiler]/v/[/spoiler]

I'm guess I'm sort of new on /int/ I suppose

>>53647780
ここですけど
>相手に通じれる
相手に通じるかどうかのほうが自然に聞こえますよね

>>53648384
You browse /v/ and aren't aware of these memes?
That's like going to school for 12 years and not knowing what 2+2 is.

>>53648301
t. cute

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Hello my friends
I'm still alive and a virgin lel

>>53648551
Shit man I guess it's time to get great on memes
I swear I never saw them outside of here and /pol/ (whenever I go there)

It's either /v/ or warosu or /jp/

>>53647780
>誰であっても自分の母語ではない限り時々ニュアンスが表せないという確証はありません
誰であっても自分の母語でない限り時々ニュアンスが表現できない可能性があります
もしくは「必ずしもニュアンスが表現できるとは限りません」かな

>>53648606
>my friends

they are not here today.

>>53648629
you browse 2 of the worst subs and a slow archive. congrats.

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>>53648562
Please ask tsundere-chan on a date the next time you're nearby to her.

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>>53648694
it's ok I have to go to bed now anyway
tomorrow I will meet my new korean girlfriend again and later go to all-you-can-eat at pizza hut with my turkish friend
yes I'm a normie now
maybe soon I won't have time for 4chan anymore..
no lel that will probably never happen

>>53648838
C'est à dire jamais

貝 かい shellfish 見 みる see

lol Japan you're crazy.

>>53648882

do the world a favor and don't wake up

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>>53648882
>I'm a normie now

I hate you now. I really do.

>>53648882
it'll be hard for us but you should just focus on bettering yourself
so keep on living that normie life and don't bother with 4chan anymore

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>>53648951
>C'est à dire jamais
Hein, pourquoi? Moi, j'ai vu des photos de toi et je peux confirmer que t'es un beau jeune homme.

Si j'avais été tsundere-chan, je sortirais avec toi.

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>>53649015
no
I can't die until I meet my korean girlfriend

>replying to trolls

why people can't stop touching a troll

>>53648986

you think that's bad?

右石
地他
方万

>>53649166
For the same reason why you can't stop touching your penis

>>53649166
I'm not a troll
I'm just very honest

>>53648674
>ニュアンスが表現できない可能性があります
表現できない?
ニュアンスが表現できないっていい事じゃないですか

>>53649226
It brings you sexual pleasure? Japanese people are fucked.

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>>53649244
I think you say things that aren't true on the internet for personal amusement.

You are an oddity, to be sure.

>>53649226
touch my ふわふわ troll

最近だらしねぇな

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jewish mom doesn´t know I had spent around 4000 usd in asian hookers
sorry : (

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwtfCRMQcQk

こんばんは皆さん,元気してる?

もうすぐ寝て行くだけど,そこまでよろしくね

>>53649402
あいつらいっぺん絞めねえとな

how can I watch NHK in the US desu, I don't like anime and I'm woefully underskilled in speech comprehension

>>53649250
そ、そうでしょうか?
細かなニュアンスまで表現できたほうがより良いと思います
(もしかしたら俺が文意を読み違えてるかも)

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>>53649622
>Learning Japanese
>Don't like anime
Are you me? Is this more common than I though?

>>53649998
why would you start if not for anime?

I'm barely watching it myself for quite a while now but I didn't really have another reason besides anime except for wanting to learn a few languages anyway

>>53649250
ああ、分かりました
ニュアンスの意味の問題でしたか
細かい言葉の表現って事ですかね

>>53649748
まあ、私が言ったニュアンスの意味は細かい問題が現れるかもしれない
たとえば
日本語を上手に話せる外人が「は」と「が」の差別に失敗するとか
それとも
相手に「通じる」より「通じれる」とか不自然な所が現れるとか
意味は通じるがその細かな間違いが現れる可能性があるというのが「ニュアンス」

その意味が違うらしいね

>>53650083
1: Want to get my Master's degree in Asia, preferably Japan.
2: It's fun
3: Becoming Pentalingual (Trilingual not counting Swedish and Danish).

>>53649998
I don't know, but I hate having to hide my powerlevel in public because people immediately assume I'm a weeaboo/otakuboo if I tell them.

Then I have to spend 5 minutes explaining to them I'm an amateur linguist, I'm learning it because languages are fascinating, and Japanese is supposed to be the hardest language for native English speakers to learn (also the completely foreign culture is cool)

the only reason why I DO watch the occasional anime is because it's literally the only shit with spoken Japanese that is easily accessible in the US.

also, As a byline for anyone interested
http://www.nhk.or.jp/radionews/
You can listen outside of japan without any bullshit

>>53650195
Your Japanese sounds like you are thinking in English, stop that.

>>53650327
>Japanese is supposed to be the hardest language for native English speakers to learn
According to whom?

>>53650364
Your English sounds like you are thinking in French, stop that.

>>53650364
え?
どこがですか
ニュアンスの意味のことなら賛成ですけども

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>>53650422
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Wikibooks:Language_Learning_Difficulty_for_English_Speakers

*Languages preceded by asterisks are typically somewhat more difficult for native English speakers to learn than other languages in the same category.

>>53650442
I didn't ask your opinion retard.

>>53650545
neither did the burger ask for yours faggot

>>53650195
なるほど。そもそも「ニュアンス」っていう言葉の持つニュアンスが既に違うんですね(笑)
日本語は外来語の使い方も結構いい加減なのが多いからなあ…

>>53650327
>I don't know, but I hate having to hide my powerlevel in public because people immediately assume I'm a weeaboo/otakuboo if I tell them.
>Then I have to spend 5 minutes explaining to them I'm an amateur linguist, I'm learning it because languages are fascinating.

Ok, you're literally me.

>Constantly having to justify learning a language because a bunch of autistic man-children like watching children's cartoons in their late 20s.
>Know that most of those people giving it a bad rep will never even attempt to learn the language anyway.

>>53650496
Can't really tell why, there's something about how you build your sentences that feels like English.

>>53650601
Stay mad shit eater.

>>53650617
>Know that most of those people giving it a bad rep will never even attempt to learn the language anyway.
pretty much this

a friend of mine is really obsessive lately when it comes to anime, she's even proud on not watching "normal" stuff anymore and starts sperging out over anime all the time whether people are interested or not... of course she watches dub if possible...

>>53650530
>If you study 2 hours every single day, it will take 3 years to learn Japanese.
Surly this must include learning several thousand Kanji characters.

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>>53650741
>a friend of mine
>she

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>>53650692
>being this salty

>>53650642
んー
自然に聞こえないって問題かな
たとえば
「差別に失敗する」より
「使い分けが上手くいかない」とか
まあ、仕方ないだろうけど

>>53650787
she's somewhat attractive but if you're clever you will never even touch her with a pole for reasons that should be obvious by now

Anyone here with knowledge on how to retrieve a bicycle that was towed away from downtown kyoto?

>>53650905
you should post pics of her, anon

>>53651011
can't you just call them

>>53651011
how would you know it wasn't stolen

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>>53651126
Nihonjins don't steal things

>>53651126
That's an option as well to be honest
>>53651059
I'm too hungover to make comprehensible Japanese sentences

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>>53651204
>もしもし外人です, 自転車はどこ

>>53651126
>>53651204
But too elaborate a bit more
The reason I think it was towed: I tried to park my bicycle in the area of the starbucks at 三条通, but couldn't find a good place so I asked people where I could find a bicycle parking lot. They pointed me to a lot, but it was full, so I just placed my bike against the wall in the parking lot (there were around 6 bikes of people who had come to the same decision).
It just seems unlikely that it was stolen because when I came back all these other illegally parked bicycles were gone as well, and if you walked around for a bit there just seemed so many other bicycles that could easily be stolen. Mine wasn't very exceptional.

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>>53650617
Back in my 3rd year of highschool, I told a girl in casual conversation that I'm studying japanese.

Big mistake.
It turns out she was the head of my school's Anime club, and from that point on she kept on trying to indoctrinate me into her little circlejerk for the entire year. I honestly should've seen it coming, considering she looked autistic. She even started bring an Eevee pokemon plush toy with her towards the end of the year. She did a presentation on it for her final in the class.

I could also tell the other kids, even in other classes, thought I was some gross neckbeard weeb fuck just by the way they looked at me while I was, I don't know, copying kanji in my notebook.

Not once did they even consider I was not in it for anime. It's even worse when it's the not-so-savvy Chad and Popular Girl types. They outright assume you are shit

sorry for the delay, I had to root around for the photo

>>53651409
I meant *to elaborate
Fuck
>>53651358
They're going to ask difficult questions about how it looks and stuff

>>53651417
>She did a presentation on it for her final in the class.
wtf, is this the infamous american education?

>>53649998
>swedditbild

>>53650325
Jag började se på 2D efter att jag började en kurs i japanska. Det smittar, och du kommer också att bli smittad.

>>53651511
yuo bet you're ass it are

>>53651417
Is this "show and tell"? I always heard about that in my American cartoons growing up, but it's strange to hear of it as an actual thing that happens in classes.

>>53651480
>They're going to ask difficult questions about how it looks and stuff
yea I know, I'd fail miserably

>>53651548
>Jag började se på 2D efter att jag började en kurs i japanska. Det smittar, och du kommer också att bli smittad.
I swear to god if I ever have a stroke I'll probably talk like this then

>>53651629
Essentially, yeah. It was for a history class.
We were supposed to bring in a foreign-made object and give a brief speech on its history. I brought in an old AMD processor.

>>53651673
>I swear to god if I ever have a stroke I'll probably talk like this then

how much can you understand being a native German speaker, doitsukun

>>53651417
If I would've studied japanese on my own while in class girls in my classes would probably have thought it was awesome tbqh. Instead they thought me and my team™ were fucking idiots as we sprayed alcogel in the zink and lit it on fire during class.

>>53651673
Spast!

>>53651409
There must be some kind of notice on the wall with perhaps a phone number
Ask a cute JK and she'll work it out for you

>>53651736
oh lawd jesus this is like elementary school

>>53651786
hmmm
Seems like a good option
I also have someone from kyoto in hellotalk, perhaps I'll ask her

>>53651766
it's like a tip of the tongue feeling, I feel like I can actually understand the vague meaning if i try enough but it never happens

but english isn't too different in some cases, for example this movie title
>Let the right one in
>Låt den rätte komma in
german translation would
>Lass den Richtigen herein kommen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhAiD8eUXIs
good morning

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>>53652298
Good morning gozaimasu, nihonjin. I hope you have a sugoi Saturday.

>>53652298
>infected mushroom
好みは一流だよ
「Army of Mushrooms」も好き?

>>53652298
感染キノコ? あっ・・・ ふーん

I'm from Tokyo. currently living in the outskirts of San francisco. I've got nothing to do here. I've got no friend. help me. What do typical American do to kill time

>>53652674
>What do typical American do to kill time
none of us know, that's why we're here

>>53652674
ああ
私もSan Franciscoの近くに住んでるが
いったいそこで何してるの

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おはよう

>>53652791
もすにんぐこるすにんぐ

>>53652436
>一流 ?
(ﾟ∀ﾟ )ノ
>Army of Mushrooms
聞いてみる

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>>53652884
そう?

NOZOMI WHERE ARE YOU

>>53652674
Go to the "San Francisco Maritime National Historic Park". It's on Hyde Street, on the pier. I used to work there, it's really interesting. Pic related, it's right outside where I worked.

Also, the Boudin sourdough bread shop is about a 10 minute walk down the road. Their bread and soups are amazing, but a bit expensive.

In front of Hyde Street Pier, you'll see the Ghiradelli Chocolate Factory. It's expensive, but you don't need to buy anything to look around.

>>53652934
電子辞書は、「一流とは”Top notch, high quality”」と言った、ごめん

show and hate

>>53652746
looks like staying at home and surfing the internet is way better than going out

>>53653084
I see.
You said my sense is top-class.ヽ( ´￢｀)ノ

>>53652764
留学中なのさー
授業無い日は暇すぎる

助さん、格さん、そろそろあれを見せてやりなさい

>>53653246
San Francisco Stateあたりか?

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>>53653084
写真忘れた
also I took this photo sorry it looks shit

>>53653226
I was trying to say your taste/choice in music is top notch, shit

>>53653084
I'll go to those places next time I visit San Francisco. Actually it takes 1 hour to get to San Francisco from my house, though...

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アニメは可愛すぎますよ!

>>53652941
morsning korsning

>>53653287
カリフォルニア大学のどっかの校舎だよ

>>53653420
looks like a suitable place for meditation lol

>>53653420
Your Japanese is correct.

Though, Is it really the case?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRUkL4R47PU

>>53653617
そうか
ならいいな
私も今年San Diegoのカリフォルニア大学に入学する予定だ
英語がそれなりに出来るなら友達も作れるだろうから
暇な時にそいつらと付き合えばいい

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>>53653531
お元気ですか?

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>>53653846
元気です!
あなたは?

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>>53653955
元気ですよ!

今日特別な予定がありますか?

アメリ化

>>53653975
ねむ

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>>53654032
おk

ゆっくりしてね

>>53654131
ヅdå?

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>>53654200
Plugga Japanska

Do you guys think you can get gfs this year?

>>53654519
Why would I want to?

Do they have hot pockets in Japan?

What kind of frozen meals do you eat?

>>53654519
Of course not. Being with a girl is frightening.

She would probably be scared of me and cry and such. I'm convinced that any girl that stayed with me would have low self esteem or some similar mental problems. She'd hate herself and feel like she doesn't deserve better.

>>53654701
>She'd hate herself and feel like she doesn't deserve better.
Best kind of girl. You can exploit her to do degrading acts no normal women would agree.

test

>>53654758
still can't into space poland

>>53654737
No that's horrible. It's much better to be alone than to be an even more horrible person than I am.

Is this a good way to say "Please use SAL (shipping)"?

>SALを使用してください

>>53653790
英語書くのはそれなりだけど、実際話すとなるとあんま出来ないんだよなー、、、
書く時と違って考えてる時間とか無いからテンパって文法とか滅茶苦茶になるw

>>53655110
SAL便をご利用下さい

>>53647042
宇都宮城
反北条vs北条だな
北関東:反北条
南関東:北条+房総
この後秀吉が全部ぶっ潰す。

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>>53653253
kono mondokoro ga me ni hairanuka.

Look at this emblem of Tokugawa shogunate families!

>>53655554
poopooperuman. what's up?

>>53655625
宮島でも印籠売ってて笑ったわw
外人とペットの犬やたらいて軽く渡航した気分だった

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>>53655005
Your future pal.

>>53655380
Thank you japman.

When you come to Australia you can fuck my sister.

>>53655797
>I don't know what it is about me that women find so unappealing
>I'm one of the least masculine men you can find anywhere
>How could there not be ONE woman who I have this connection with?
do you think he'll ever realize?

>>53655763
外国人観光客は急増中だからな。
10年で数倍

>>53655797
No I'm not nearly that bad, but I still have issues.

ﾊﾞｲﾉﾊﾔｻﾃﾞｰ

>>53654665
Anyone? Please this is important.

Kisstoonもしかして攻撃されてる?
スマホで読み込まなくなった

>>53656039
>>hot pockets
I don't know about them, but there are lot of kinds of frozen foods like pasta, ramen, dumplings, fried chicken or something like that in Japan.

>>53654665
>Do they have hot pockets in Japan?
I've never seen here
>What kind of frozen meals do you eat?
Fried rice, Takoyaki, Karaage

What comes to japanese peoples mind when talking about saitama and chiba?
>クレヨンしんちゃん
>oregairu

>>53654665
I didn't know hot pockets.
I'm sorry but I don't eat frozen meals.

>>53656414
>>53656418
>>53656466
Thank you!

Things are very different in America.

>>53656443
Saitama and Shiba are like cats and dogs.
水火不相容

Shiba*
Chiba

>>53655625
英語にすると蕎麦にシナモン入れちゃいました感がすごいな