Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

First for Sweden

1st for ポルトガル君

>>53621609
But wind power can be generated in the water near the shore.

Surely Japanese companies could design something cool.

I find it interesting that Toyota is transitioning from a car company to an automation and robotics company.

>>53621636
ありがとう
画像の名前おもしろいですね

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obrigado

>>53621724
What does "1st for" mean?

>>53621832
「第一のレスは…」

>>53621785
ikemen

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typical girlfriendo

日本は地形が険しい場所が多いんでハリケーンか
台風クラスが常時襲来しないと
風で地形は変わらない気がする

ちなみに中国地方南部は山陰と四国のお陰で穏やかです

何ですか、これは。
https://twitter.com/shigracy/status/688004426687102977

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今日、私はアジアのスパーに行きました。楽しかったです!
今夜、私は親子丼をつくってみます!

>>53621832
It means that I'm the first poster of the thread after the OP and I support and promote Sweden.

>>53621864
Thank you.

>>53621913
いっぱい買ったねー
完成したら写真見せてね!

>>53621913
FUCK OFF WEEABOO

>>53621913
うまくいくように 祈っています。
卵は心配ならば よく 加熱しても いいと思います。

>>53621963
うん! あとでしゃしんをとります。

>>53621965
Lol. I don't even like anime, sorry Abdul.

>>53621913
Which variety of rice? This is very important.

>>53621913
親子丼いいね
そっちでも長ねぎ売ってるんだね

日本企業以外で働いてる外国の人に聞きたいんだけど本当にlong vacationって皆取るものなの?

>>53621933
ありがとう
なるほど「1はきっとSweden」みたいなnuanceか

>>53621965
ドイツ車の4~6割買ってる中国が暴落してんだからその国旗使うの控えた方がいいぞ
リップサービスの後は他で売れない車をオタクの本国で売るんだぞ?

>>53622092
ちがうと思う

>>53622045
手前の白い袋が米なのでは

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>>53621636
20th for あえての士魂号

乙。

>>53622142
ちがうの?
スレ立てたのはポルトガルだからよく意味がわからん

>>53622092
Sweden gets 1st replyかな?

>>53622122
私はあなたの愚かな言語を話すことはありません

>>53621965
Why don't you make korean thread?

You are fucking annoying as Peru.

>>53621913
右のは紅茶ポット?コーヒーポット?

>>53622193
まゆゆがOPの後にこのスレに投稿した最初のポスターでまゆゆはswedenをsupport、 promoteしてるって

外 = gai
人 = jin

>>53621880
Its the festival in La Puta, say "BALUSU" at the same time.

一人暮らしの愚痴だけど
気付いたら調理酒とみりんって毎回賞味期限切れてるw

the most important things about Korean sex slaves is whether women were forced to work as sex slaves or not. they got enough information before working.
payment is not important. if you it is important, I will rape you and pay money.On your theory, If I pay for you, it is not bad things, right?

>>53622234
それもなんか違うような、、、

>>53621913
ロンドンのSOHOにジャパンセンターあるよね!

スルーでいきましょうな~

>>53622348
しょうゆとケチャップが2014年だった

>>53622348
oma ore !!!!!

>>53622309
because Koreans/english teachers on 4chans are idiots and koreaboos and kpop fans too (except for peru)

the most important things about Korean sex slaves is whether women were forced to work as sex slaves or not ,and whether they got enough information before working or not.
Payment is not so important. if you say it is important, I will rape you and pay money.On your theory, If I pay for you, it is not bad things, right?
Netouyo is fucking idiot.

Mayuyu>>>>死角>>Albelt>>>>>>>wall of berlin>>>>>>Peru=German cuck

>>53622348
一人暮らしだけど調理酒とみりん、醤油はよくなくなる
あと白だしも
逆に油はなかなかなくならない

>>53622403
っちょwwww
そうめんとかのしょうがチューブならわかるけど
しょうゆがwww

>>53622391
KIOKO
パリに住んでた日本人なら知ってるはず

>>53622444
そういうのやめてくれ

>>53622420
But you hate weaboo too.

This thread filled by weeb.pls leave.

>>53622234
1はスウェーデンのためにある、みたいな1ゲット宣言だと思う

>>53622444
who's Albert and Wall of Berlin?

>>53622066
アメリカのゲーム会社と一年以上一緒に働いた事ある。いくらバグがあろうとアメリカは土日の休日をしっかり取るけど、日本みたいな祝日自体も全然なかったと思う。アメリカ人が長期休暇してたのって、クリスマスあたりしか記憶にないな。とりあえず日本のような盆休み(夏休み)は取ってなかった。

>>53622449
健康的だわ
油>しょうゆの順で無くなって
お好み焼きの持ち帰り多いとソースとマヨが消える
冷え性なんでたまにしょうがチューブも余ったまま期限がw

>>53622444
あんた一人の主観でしかないだろ

>>53622500
yes and I think that every one here is a loser (except for me)
but I still like most of you

>>53622471
へえ!パリにもあるんだ!
客層はどんな感じだった?ロンドンは半分東アジア人、半分白/黒人ロンドナーだった

>>53622515
きっとそんな感じ

>>53622515
自分は○○のために、○○に捧ぐ、みたいな意味かと思ってた
知らんけど

>>53622515
なるほど!
それ、しっくり

>>53622551
「海外はお年玉無いからゲーム機はXmasに賭けてる」っての思い出した

前見た情報だとアメリカ系外資はがっつり高給、ヨーロッパ系外資はまったりっていうのを見た気がする。

>>53621913
本物食べたことある?よかったら参考にしてみてください http://cookpad.com/recipe/1716851

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>>53622045
Japanese rice, pic related.

>>53622321
Kettle!

>>53622391
ロンドンのSOHOにジャパンセンターに行ったことがありません。
このアジアのスパーはグラスゴーにあいます。
グラスゴーはスコットランドありますよ。

>>53622559
白だしは使い方を知ると超便利だよ
一分で簡単に和風マリネとかも作れる

>>53622573
半分以上日本人/アジア人、以外と白人も来る、黒人はあまり見なかったかな
オペラ通りって言う日本関係の店やレストランが多い場所にあるよ

ちょっと値段高いよね

>>53622671
茄子の揚げ浸しとかでで白だし使うわ
めんつゆよか味や色残したい時重宝するよね

>>53622500
もう相手するのやめなさい
わざわざ燃料投下してやる必要はない
わざと駄々こねて親の気を引きたい赤ん坊と同じ

>>53622567
そうだけど?

>>53622671
ざっくりよいのでどんな風に作るのか教えれ!

>>53622444
koreaboos are sheer insanity. I saw Koeran posters are grumbling about koreaboos on /int/, they hate koreaboos so much. Meanwhile we are lucky weeaboos here are good people :)

>>53622663
ScotlandにJapanese food shopがあったとは意外だな

乱暴に言うとこんな感じかいね
めんつゆ = しょうゆ + 白だし
だから微調整できて幅が広がる

スコットランドいいね
エディンバラ行きたい

>>53622858
ほんとうに?なぜ?

It is a big supermarket, but it has mostly Chinese food. There was also some Korean and Thai food, and some Polish stuff (I don't know why!)

>>53622909
行きたい〜〜(T_T)でも働いても働いてもお金がたまらない…

欧州は日本フェスとかで食べ物も知られるようになってきたよね

>>53622756
めんつゆより色あいが柔らかくなるし、だしの味も出てて美味しいよね

>>53622823
・トマト2個 適当に切る
・あればミニトマト 4等分にする(なくてもいい)
・大葉2枚くらい千切り
・白だし 大さじ3くらい
・みりん 大さじ3くらい
・砂糖 ほんの少し

全部和えるだけ
冷やすと美味しいよ

ScotlandってShunsuke Nakamuraが行ったimageしかないわ

一人暮らしなんでカイワレもやしオカラとか浮かぶけど
カイワレなんかは葛みたいに有害種になっちゃうのかな

japan tourist in here, schiphol
airport amsterdam SHIT

message white man.

you are worst waito piggu. you are the gaijin idiot you are the gaijin smell. return to homu. to our asian cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,gaijin we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole gaijin stink waito piggu sqhipere shqipare..waito piggu genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead gaijin..ahahahahahWAITO PIGGU WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .pearl harbor we kill the waito piggu , gaijin return to your precious homuland....hahahahaha idiot waito piggu and gaijin smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE WAITO PIGGU FROM THE PREMISES

>>53622929
Chaos!

>>53622909
>>53622976
エジンバラは楽しいです。
私のおすすめはエジンバラキャセルです。でも、とても高いです。。。

>>53622658
その代わり定年が早く、リストラもありがち
会社ごと日本から急に撤退して仕事を失うこともある

>>53623008
おお〜ありがとう
今度作ってみるわ!夏に良さそう

>>53623008
あ、トマトは大きめを想定してます

>>53623072
>homuland
新宿二丁目?堂山?どっち?

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>>53623087
スコットランドのイメージ、トレインスポッティングなんだけど当たってる?あと料理焦げないようにね

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>>53623047
なかむら?こちら?

紫蘇や梅チューブでそうめんやうどんにかけてもおいしそう

>>53622839
lel Koreans on 4chan are slaves of america or english teachers aka losers
but it's true most koreaboos are idiots

>>53623087
エジンバラ城とカールトン・ヒルに行きたいです!
あとスコットランドのウイスキーを飲んでみたい

>>53623107
うん、是非試してみて!
友達に出すと簡単なのにいつも評判いいんだ

>>53623153
トレインスポチングはすばらしいえいがですね。

Trainspotting is fiction... But there are some real people and real places like in that film.

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Gaijin's image of Japan = lost in translation(この映画のせいで渋谷の交差点が観光地になった)
my image of scottland = trainspotting

>>53623132
京都市

>>53623095
やたら外資系企業を崇拝してる人がいるけど、トップが変わるとそのまま解雇ってパターンもあるんだよなあ

>>53623243
scotland desu

>>53623237
やっぱジャンキーたくさんいるんだ…
Shitをシットって発音しないでshite(シャイト)って言ってたのが衝撃的すぎた

>>53623165
Yeah!

>>53623255
そこら辺はドライだね
商品売り止めでその商品対応部門丸ごと解雇とかよくある

>>53623245
地元だったwww

>>53623355
利益特化で社員=部品と考えると納得(悪口じゃないよ
だからこそ向こうは労組が強いのね

>>53623329
そうですか?ハハハ、おもしろい!
スコットランド人はたくさんスラングをつかいます。

>>53623364
よう同郷

京都について答えてくれる人が2人もいるスレッドと判明w

私は、日本があなたを好き

私の友達になってください

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えー、西暦2016年1月16日
無事、タイムワープ成功しました

ewan mcgregor is well known for anti-Japan i'm gonna die desu (;＿;)

>>53623503
前にも自分以外に少なくとも二人は見たからもっといると思う

>>53623528
よろしくおねがいします。
いつでもここであってお話しましょう。

京都のやばい話聞かせてください!!!

>>53623531
え?
Is he? He's a pretty charitable guy...
Maybe he doesn't like whale hunting.

深夜だしいいかなと思って自分も言う
あ、ちびっ子はダメだぞ
自分は広島じゃけん

>>53623528
I miss you too.

>>53623633
広島女子の方言クソかわいいんだけど何あれ
何あれ

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Could someone break down what this is is saying and educate me?

>>53623595
鴨川等間隔の法則とか?

4chで他に日本の植民地になってるthreadってないの?
「お前には無理だから諦めとけ」の人たちはガチすぎて入り込む余地ないし

>>53623740
俺たぶん一生アレやることないんだけど

>>53623447
向こうだとそうなのかもね(GMとか)
日本の外資系企業はそれほど組合が強いとは思わないけど
(個人個人が独立って感じ)

とりあえず数字出せばいいんだけど、出しすぎてもダメだしね
去年は数字達成したから、年末の契約は成立させないで今年に持ち越して成立させたり、小細工してた

>>53623670
~けんね、~なんよ
なんで~るん?
とか?

>>53623693
Hey, that's Snufkin!

>>53623789
じゃけん、じゃけえがかわいい
Perfumeのしゃべり方がかわいい

>>53623047
バブパイプとキルトスカート、ウィスキー。あとコナン･ドイルとショーン・コネリー。

>>53623693
do you have a girlfriend?

>53623693
Is that cosplay necessity in your life?

>>53623769
日本は労基が怖いし人情で移動になって労組が出番無い感じ

>>53623531
もう誰が反日だからと言うのは良いじゃないか
ドイツ、ペルー国旗みたいな明らかにオカシイのはともかく、反日、反日言ってたら
イエスマンの外国人しかいなくなるぞ
みんな言いたい事が言えなってしまう
特にまゆゆは、日本人がすごく持ち上げるから、良い子でいる様に強制させている様で心苦しい

>>53623747
/int/とそのスレしか見ないからわからないなぁ
入り込めないのは同意w
/jp/はどうなんだろう?

>>53623693
Would you need this cosplay for you life?

>>53623845
Politically correct的にはScottish personとThe Englishは見分けないとダメなのかな

>>53623693
>is this cosplay necessary for (your) life too?

not sure if that's right though

>>53623871
持ち上げる?ってんで考えたけど確かに感謝しすぎに見えたかもね
いろんな意見あってもええ思うよ
じゃけんいうて荒れそうなことほざいとったらわしゃスルーするんじゃけどねw

>>53623856
外資って部門採用だしあんまり異動ってなくない?
(社内募集に自分から応募すれば別だけど)
だからこそ売り止めが起こると他に異動出来ずに解雇って感じ

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>>53623854
>>53623973
>>53624004
Okay, thank you, that's what I was assuming it said. The only thing that was throwing me for a loop was the も before 人生 and とって. I'd appreciate if you could explain that in better detail.

>>53623852
don't hate the anime

>>53623805
That's a cute girl.

>>53623930
Otaku cultureってなんだろう……

>>53623531
He's just 糖質 just スルー or report for off topic

日本でもだけど韓流好きな真性の池沼なのが多い

>>53623747
>>53623930
一応ここ見て来たけん日本語使えるかどうかの指標になるかもしれん
http://www8.atwiki.jp/copypasta/pages/26.html

>>53623740
京都出身の女性と話したら、小学校の卒業式のときに在日の友達に君が代ボイコットしようって誘われたり、公立なのに在日の子だけ特別授業があったり、部落の人たちの話きいたり、とにかく関東じゃ絶対経験しないような話ばっかですごい強烈だった。なんかある?

>>53624078
よくわからないw

こんばんは、日本語スレ

>>53624158
在日関係との関わりは全然なかったなあ
在日だけの学校なら近所にあった。なんかチマチョゴリをアレンジしたような制服だった。
部落については中学くらいのときに一回そういう講義があったけど直接話聞いたりとかはなかったかな

共産党が強い場所だから、ほかの地域より若干そっちの傾向はあるかも

こんにちは私は、4chanの上で新たなんです。
私は日本のガールフレンドを取得し、多分日本に移動します。
そこに日本人の女の子はここにいますか?
私は日本が大好きです。

>>53624158
詰め込みとユトリの真ん中だったけん君が代強制か否かで教師が揉めようたわ
対面じゃなかったんじゃけど部落の人権学習で狭山裁判やらチマチョゴリ切られた事件聞かされたわ
平和学習は大久野島と平和公園の遠足数回ずつ
関東は空襲あってある意味新しいけんそういうのが少ないんかもしれんね

>>53624314
>>53624355
こんばんは

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>>53624158
>公立なのに在日の子だけ特別授業があったり
なんの勉強してんの?核兵器の発明?

todo el odio de la maldita raza blanca

「そのコスプレも人生にとって必要なの?」の「も人生にとって」を細かいニュアンスで英語で説明するのってむずかしいな

>>53624139
一応日本語を使っていいのは/int/だけってルールだと思うよ
DJTの存在はお目こぼしだかなんだか謎だけど

核兵器で思い出したけど、真面目に北朝鮮はヤバイかも知れん。北海道で明らかに人工的だろう地震が計測された。

あと去年の放射能数値(南朝鮮)が記載されてたページにアクセス出来ない。

>>53624436
I'm curious, how is the nuking of Japan handled in school?

>>53621913
親子丼は作るのが簡単だし美味しいよ

>>53624468
for you lifeかな?
も はalso?

>>53623871
日本を少しでも批判するのは絶対ダメって雰囲気は確かにある
日本の評価を悪くするのは何でもかんでも反日認定してるヤツのほうじゃないかと
また叩かれそうだけど

>>53623587
>>53623635
ありがとう。

私は、東の世界の日本の支配者だと思います。

技術と最高の脳を通じて2050年までに世界征服。あなたが計画し、同意しますか?

私が挨拶に、古くからの友人のあなたを欠場。

>>53624076
>The only thing that was throwing me for a loop was the も
I would intrepet it in a way like" this cosplay next to other things" that the character does, it probably implies some history between the character like a previous conversation before this sentence, but that's just my guess.. the 日本人 might need to explain it

the にとって literally means "for" as far as I know

>>53624355
ちんこついてるけど女です

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Hi guys

The father in law of my aunt's friend just died, and I got given this (I think it's a pair of hair pins).

Can anyone tell me what it says?

というか「そのコスプレは人生に必要なの?」で良いよな
含みのある画像だから、意味もよくわからんし

>>53624612
And no, I have no idea why it's got a swastika on it.

The first time I went to Japan, I was puzzled how safe it felt. Walking around at night there was nothing to see that indicated "safety", but it was palpable, somehow.
Perhaps the lack of menace is a thing.
When I was in Tokyo last year, I didn't see a single hint of any kind of crime/violence. The most outlandish thing I saw was a guy who fell over and was shouting because people weren't helping him up (I figure). If you saw that in London, say, you wouldn't bat an eye but because it's so uncommon in Japan it stood out.
Safest place I've ever been.
I know, right? I was a little on edge for some reason (Black Rain when I was a kid?), and not sure about walking from my hotel at night to find some food.
On the way back I was like - hell, I could just sleep in the park it feels so safe.

>>53624541
悪いところは全然批判してくれていいよ
駄目なのはいつも荒らししてる奴とか全てが駄目駄目日本人みんなクソみたいな極端な奴とか

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>>53624612
>>53624668
Close up.

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>>53624355

>>53624541
叩く奴は気にしなさんな
俺はたとえ悪い意見でも生の声の方が聞きたいよ
せっかく海外掲示板に来てるんだしさ

>>53624576
>心の中では

>>53624076
Its wrong grammar.
Correct is 「そのコスプレは人生に必要なの?」

>>53624519
北は手を出せそうなのはユーラシアプレートなね
関東の西端から本州全部入っとるけど日本に被害でそうな地震は無理じゃろうな
ってか本当じゃったら地震以前に地下核実験繰り返すってアメリカおこぷんじゃね

>>53624747
what does this mean?
Do you have a japanese girlfriend?

Wish I knew how to speak Japanese.

Where/how to start learning from scratch?

>>53624612
善光寺
It's just the name of a temple

>>53624708
only when you are a german white, for non-whites japan is not safe at all

>>53624728
it says 善光寺(pronounced ZENKOU-JI)
It's a name of a temple.Maybe he bought it at a souvenir shop ?

>>53624612
善光寺
zenkouji じゃね

>>53624719
あいつらが嫌われてるのは当然だけどな

>>53624862
あいつらって?

>>53624570
>>53624652
>>53624771
Ah, okay. Well at least this time it wasn't completely my ignorance confusing me. ありがとう!

>>53624668
It's WW2 what do you expect.

>>53624805
Youtube videos a good start?

>>53624805
Look at your local university.

My uni's Japanese society has lessons after classes, there are even some secondary school kids coming along.

>>53624830
Hmm, very interesting. They said he went to Singapore, but I don't know if he went to Japan too.

That might explain the swastika, if it's a Buddhist one rather than a Nazi one.

>>53624708
I bet you can sleep in a park tip morning safely in a lot of places in Japan
And if anyone should come and wake you up, it's most likely a police patrolling the neighborhood.

Although, I don't recommend you actually do that

同名の寺で違うかもしれんけど
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenk%C5%8D-ji

>>53624764
君のようなまともな人しかいなければいいのにな

>>53624906
ペルーやそのドイツ国旗みたいなヤツ

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>>53624798
Oh wait here's a better pic.

>>53625048
あーうん確かに変な人たちだ
ああいう荒らしじゃなければいい意見も悪い意見も大歓迎だよ!

>>53624923
that's def not a Nazi symbol don't worry
in japan the swastika is often attributed to buddist temples

>>53624923
>Look at your local university.
>My uni's Japanese society has lessons after classes, there are even some secondary school kids coming along.

Thanks :) never thought of that, looking into it

>>53625082
I don't speak Japanese
is this your girlfriend?
you're a pathetic weeaboo

>>53624999
まあ悪い意見も言ってくれる外国人は反日認定で、悪い意見も聞きたい日本人は在日認定なら、だんだんそういう人は少なくなるのかもしれないな
人は増えたり減ったりしてるみたいだけど・・

Tokyo Olympicやるから地図記号の卍も変えるんだよな

>>53625236
why do you even come here, fuck off faggot

>>53625236
You don't actually want to know what it means.

>>53623355
それは日本企業の話でしょ?

>>53625290
初耳!まんじの向き逆やのに?
そこまでやる必要があるんかな

>>53624541
ほんとうにこれだね

>>53625260
韓国とのこともメディアに騙されてた自分らにも非はあるんよね
ちゃんと調べとったらどうい付き合いすべきかわかっとったじゃろうし
まぁカテゴリ分けして安心しとうなったんかもしれんね

>>53625343
日本にある外資系企業の話をしてるんであって、日本企業の話ではないよ

>>53624541
うん、確かに

ただ、日本を軽くディスっただけでキレる奴より、4chanでbanter扱いされてるジョークに真面目にキレる奴の方がウザい
少しでも女性をバカにしたようなジョークを言うと、女性差別がどうこうとか日本国旗にだけ絡んでくるキチガイも常駐してるし

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>>53625393
郵便局とかもこれに代わるらしい
Global standardに合わせるのは個人的には賛成だけどね
Japanese new map symbol

Any Japanese native here? What's the Japanese opinion of Oranda?

They dislike Dutch tourists?

>>53625326
TELL ME

>>53625619
郵便局は変わらないでほしかった・・・
あのマーク好きなんだ

>>53625619
それだけ観光客も帰化した人も増えたってことなんだろうな

>>53625672
asians love white people

>>53625672
Nijntje Pluis

>>53625619
Hotelの記号が入院患者に見えてしまう

>>53625619
テンプルのシンボルが気にいらん...
実際の寺のイメージと違う
でもまあ海外の人にはわかりやすいかもしれんね

結局善光寺はなんだったんじゃろ?
ヘアピンにしちゃ太いけん扇の骨じゃろうか?

>>53625721
>>53625722
Somebody just showed me this video and I got scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmgyFQNvvU

スカートを着ると、女の子になる

>>53625619
作為的な並びに感じる
警察と病院で寝てる人間が霊安室かなんかに見えて…

>>53625803
I think they only hate Chinese people

>>53625859
あなたは今女の子です

Does anyone know wh

>>53622839

i don't think we hate koreaboos just we don't like sugarcoat thing

>>53625859
そのままお買物に行ってみましょう

>>53625859
そうだといいね

>>53625880
Chinese ain't white.

>>53625859
男の娘?

>>53622839
>Koreaboos

why does such a thing exist

>>53626066
年齢による(震え)

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Repeat after me.

Everyone who immigrates to or visits Australia is an Australiaboo

>>53625880
Why do they say white pig go home? Seems like they don't just hate Chinese people

>>53625619
I don't really like the idea of changing anything that we've been doing/using on behalf of gaijin, but the pictgrammes that we've been using are so indecipherable that they are not functioning like they should be.

>>53625672
I have no idea about Dutch tourists because I don't know how to distinguish if they are Dutch people or not, and I guess tourist from the Nether lands are rare.

>>53626127
Maybe it's because whites are pig and they should go home?

>>53625674
She told me that Japanese women often cheat on their husbands since it's so easy because their husband is at work all day.

>>53626122

are you mentally ill?

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>>53626117
>even if it is dubbed

>>53626228
Just using the same logic Japanese and Koreans do about tourists that visit their respective countries

>>53626221
>She told me that Japanese women often cheat on their husbands since it's so easy because their husband is at work all day.

but isn't she also jap?

>>53626213
whites are god

>>53626163
I see, so we are lumped in with Americans etc?

>>53626213
Well I asked him because he said they only hate Chinese people.
So it's true they don't like white tourists and immigrants in reality?

>>53626301
Yeah she is, but she told me before that she doesn't cheat. She's not my girlfriend.

>>53626221
Japanese women are fucking slut.
they don't have any brain and they think by cunt.

>>53626361
That's all women man.

>>53626361
>Japanese women are fucking slut.
>they don't have any brain and they think by cunt.
You just described Western WOmen

>>53626329
It's easier for us to love Dutch tourists if they are generous with their money.

Hello my friends
I will now go to a date with a korean girl I met through a classmate
She lives 1 hour away from me and it's very cold outside and my car is old
When I drive home tonight there will probably be black ice and I might have an accident and die
It's highly unlikely that I will like have sex with the girl since she is a normie
If I die I will die as a pathetic virgin
If you don't hear from me tonight or tommorrow check the news for "Germany 20 year old car crash"
Goodbye and wish me luck

>>53626263

i was trying to say austrailia is one of the nicest country in the world on some stastics so it doesn't matter

>>53626433
>wish me luck

wish us luck not to hear from you again.

>>53626361
They're also cute and smell nice though.

>>53626410
>>53626415
There is no hope....

>>53626433
I hope you crash and sustain injuries that prevent you from posting here ever again

>>53626518
>smell nice
I agree with you
maybe shampoo?

>>53626465
>i was trying to say austrailia is one of the nicest country in the world on some stastics so it doesn't matter

statistics*

>>53626361
If Japanese women are fucking slut, why 40.6 % adult Japenis stil virgin?

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>>53626579
Shampoo, perfumes and pheremones

>>53626615
>why 40.6 % adult Japenis stil virgin?
"no"

>>53626433

why you so pathetic? germbrah

>>53626615
They are too ugly to have sex.

>>53626329
American tourists are easy to distinguish but maybe it's difficult to know other white.

>>53626643
>pheromone
I don't know why, but it sounds erotic

>>53626431
I am a brother of an NSB-er (famous person) with plenty of cash to spend even though I'm lonely.

I think I can help refertilize the stagnating economy in Japan with my visit, no problem

>>53626241
Care to link to your watched anime list, goshujin-sama?

>>53626361
So it's like this in Japan too... :(

>>53626117
im uh, gonna do nothing, visiting japan as a tourist doesn't interest me either

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>>53626645
yes

They are like the castrated man

>>53626854
I don't keep a list anywhere. I haven't watched very many series though, only like 40 or so in my life.

我々は日本の恥部を発見した

あかり板(ゆるゆり専用板)
http://maguro.2ch.net/akari/

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How to impress Japanese girls?

Besides having confidence, money, and good looks. What are some specific dating tips for impressing the Jap ladies that increase or guarantee success? (I'm quite small in Western standards, only 183,5cm. So I don't have an advantage)

>>53627168
>Western standards
I doubt it
it is more like netherlands standards

>>53627280
The other Western countries are now catching up if you look at the newer generations

I feel overwhelmingly average here, I'm not expecting to skyrocket above the Japanese during my visit

>>53626683
Why am I pathetic?
because I like to hang out with korean people?
lel it's not pathetic. It's what I'm interested in so why judge me for liking another country?

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>>53627168
How do you impress Dutch girls?

Pic related, average Dutch woman

>>53627509
>How do you impress Dutch girls?

>Don't be short
>Use enough hairgel
>Dress like a faggot

Generally speaking, that is.

>>53627168
C H I K A N
H
I
K
A
N

>183,5cm
Noice, me too. Feels completely average

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>>53627509
Be an obnoxious alpha male, minimum height of 192cm, wear polo shirts, ride new vespa scooter, and put gallons of gel in hair.

Just like English girls, but requires a bit more effort

>>53627660
>put gallons of gel in hair
w-why?

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>>53627168
>185.5cm
>only

>>53627280
I think so, French guys are not tall.

>>53626615
those Japenis are not sluts, but Jap sluts are just sluts. that's all.

>>53627084
ゆるゆり厨って2chでも隔離されてんのかよw

>>53627766
It's what all the silly rich kids do.

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>>53627568
>>53627660
I don't think girls as pure and sweet as the Joost care about trivial things like height and hairgel 2bh

>>53627795
They don't Anon, it's just extremely hard finding one

>>53627781
>Japenis are useless*
fixed
You guys should your boi pussi for alpha gaijin penis :3

>>53627051
I wonder why in all age groups it is higher for women.
I would've thought by his 40s a guy would at least have had a hooker.

>>53627999
Women have a biological clock which pretty much nags at them to procreate

>>53627795
She looks remarkably average compared to the hundreds of girls I pass by while bicycling to work

Every girl here has that face, tall posture, thin or skinnyfat build. Regular trousers with small asses.

At least British slags wear hot and interesting clothes, so boring here. I'm so used to it and bored by it.

>>53627766
It's what all the alphas with girlfriends do to get that *taken care of* look, everyone is so clean and gay-ish here

>>53628037
>everyone is so clean and gay-ish here
this shit right here
I bet these guys shave their assholes too

God I should had never install again DayZ

>>53627999
More females have sex than males. It's the reason why you have twice as many unique female ancestors compared to male ancestors.

>>53628030
No, it's because women get sex offered to them on a silver platter

They don't crave sex nearly as much as men

>>53628030
Yes, but actual reason rather than broscience.

>>53628099
how much time did it steal from you?

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>>53628070

I shave my asshole too.. I like how smooth it feels when I wipe, and besides, you cannot really expect girls to eat your ass if you don't groom it.

>>53628106
They crave sex as much they just like telling us they don't to manipulate us

>>53628158
It's true along with what >>53628106 said, bitches get offered sex a lot more often.

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>>53628099
>God I should had never install again DayZ

>>53628177
Haha casual my ass doesn't grow hair at all

>>53628246

>low test

>>53628222
No bully

>>53628162
I have 75 hours but I don't think I want to play.
The community is shit

>>53628101
>twice as many unique female ancestors compared to male ancestors

Not everybody's family tree is as full of incest as yours.

>>53628201
>They crave sex as much they just like telling us they don't to manipulate us
I think you're right actually

Girls do this to keep the perceived value of the pussy high and in-demand.

This is why girls slut-shame girls more than guys slut-shame girls. Because it lowers the one thing where they can offer high value- their pussy

>>53628267
>have big floppy balls
>grow a full beard and bush
>low test
I was simply blessed with no hairy ass genes Anon. My hands are also completely hairless but my chest and back are covered.

>>53628301
>>grow a full beard and bush
Wow you must have TONS of test, thats so special.

>>53628290
If you're a human being it is.

>german
Oh wait, never mind

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>>53628301
>grow a full beard and bush

wow big testosterone
very manly

New thread
>>53628629
>>53628629
>>53628629

>>53628649

Too early doe

>>53628274
huh, thats nothing

t. 6000 hours played tf2 guy

>>53628649
早すぎ

https://poal.me/vgaffw

おねがい します :3