VOCAROO: SEXY EDITION

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxOh6ts01e
Here, enjoy your fap.

>>53615644
wtf dude?

>>53616071
are you east european? doesn't sound french at all.

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>>53616101
>doesn't sound french at all.

>>53616127
well, i meant italian.

>>53615644
put some text to read

>>53616621
Imam 22 godine i još uvek nisam jebao. Studiram već dve godine, čak i više od toga, i još uvek nisam jebao. Veoma je mučno. Ovo je period u kome svako iskusi te stvari kao što su seks, zabava i zadovoljstvo. Tokom ovih godina, ja trunem u samoći. Nije fer. Vama devojkama nisam privlačan. Ne znam zašto vam nisam privlačan, ali kazniću vas sve zbog toga. To je nepravda i zločin zato što ne znam šta vi to ne vidite u meni. Ja sam savršen, a vi se pored toga bacate u naručje nepodnošljivim fegetima.

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>>53616712
i meant text in english, reading lewd things in your first language is too embarrassing

>>53616712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h1f6n6Ecvu

r8 YUGOSLAVIAN

>>53617004
Noice! Maybe.
>u meNI
but the stress should be the first syllable.
hm, I'd also like to try.

>>53616712
>>53617203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06hz231CQLW

>>53616071
Ay-a came-a


>>53616712
hello Elliot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RbggTATKFq

>>53617657
sounds just like >>53617776
that russian "nj" gave it away

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hNA62Rbkg8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wE3WGErx4v

PLEASE someone say sexy things in French

>>53615644
do you live in a dishwasher?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yK0hwT93Tz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fvGQJH2emo

>>53617776
>Nije ferrrrrh
sounds sexy nuff

>>53617908
Thanks! Firstly I thought I pronounced "i" same as russian "ы", but if you didn't notice it, then it's allright! (or isnt it?)

>>53618134
oh i forgot to ask if someone could record something in russian/spanish for me

>>53618134
hhhhnngggg

>>53618134
This is too good to be real

>>53617999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K6SElj5AHL


>>53618215
I could spot your "russianness" with a few o and i vowels, otherwise it was very serbian like bby

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>>53618134
are you that same girl who looks like a guy and shitposts on 4chan all day

>>53618134
I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD, AND THEN MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OUT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

read this please

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>>53618451

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>>53618110
would unite matrixes with

>>53618449
no
>>53618451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1udLwmXDWTY

last one for tonight, goodnight all

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>>53618451
thats pretty gay desu

>>53615644

Here you go.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NFSZC7WCu3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qhxCfAfzQb

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>>53618533

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>>53618134
could you perhaps not masturbate as you record shit

>>53618702
shut up faggot

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>>53618134

>>53618451
r8 my russian accent

>>53618227
have a Russian song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUBNtYixTSs

Пycть бeгyт нeyклюжe
Пeшeхoды пo лyжaм,
A вoдa пo acфaльтy peкoй.
И нe яcнo пpoхoжим
B этoт дeнь нeпoгoжий
Пoчeмy я вecёлый тaкoй.

Aх я игpaю нa гapмoшкe
У пpoхoжих нa видy,
К coжaлeнью, дeнь poждeнья
Toлькo paз в гoдy.

Пpилeтит вдpyг вoлшeбник
B гoлyбoм вepтoлётe
И бecплaтнo пoкaжeт кинo.
C днём poждeнья пoздpaвит
И, нaвepнo, ocтaвит
Mнe в пoдapoк пятьcoт эcкимo.

Aх я игpaю нa гapмoшкe
У пpoхoжих нa видy,
К coжaлeнью, дeнь poждeнья
Toлькo paз в гoдy.

К coжaлeнью, дeнь poждeнья
Toлькo paз в гoдy.

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>>53618650

>>53618768
>tfw i dont come to here because of this shitposting
back to /sp/ and /adv/ with me

Hey guys I've been practicing my Russian, can you tell me if it's any good please?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11bPWbqvxLM

>>53618872
>"I'm triggered!"
Fuck off

>>53618873
get out of here stalker

>>53618451
Badass

>>53618801
Is it always the same guy that posts this or is that a meme or something in Poland?
This song is pretty comfy but i don't know a single word in Russian

>>53618937
I just love this song tbf familia

reminds me of childhood

>>53618873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ViIVq58gbS

>>53618801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PfpjYPxbYi


ypa! ))))))

>>53618227
>fffffuck me
*embarrassed*

some of Zamyatin's here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AXW6JTXG9y

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>>53619039

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QBkZ1aTUF2

>>53619160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GnRFvTLhvr
Fuck you australia

>>53619273
back off
nobody bullies Australians but Poles

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dg1rHEtFzC

>>53619442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VkTUywkewi

>>53619273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B4rnj8Yk0a

>>53619442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PLSJSMiEbQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K4RGEGUr9p
There ya go

>>53619640
Australia can't handle my bully

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>>53619693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GhlbdrT15h

>>53619856
>>53619693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA

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>>53619821
>didn't answer the question
Claiming victory now.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c0DjqwhiXs

>>53619442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06FZvpR00B6

>>53619915
Always a classic.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAQwjE5nDw

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you have approx. one (1) minute to respect Pope in your native language

go

>>53620141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MDaBuICng0

>>53620141
>pooland

>>53620134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k6pHiw7PZ7

>>53620227
lots of enthusiasm, your form could be improved

6/10 promising young respecter of Pope

>>53620141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047GIl7MuDH

>>53620287
not very respectful I will have to tell Vatican about this recording

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>>53620279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00jMRqeLFdD

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>>53620141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Q5fL49CbI

>>53620141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0csT0rC3TJp

>>53620415
magnificent technique, very respectful

>>53620440
I see you follow the Swedish Alternative in Pope respecting

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bRZ7AgBRYn

>>53620405
The only stuff I've got to post in reply to this is incredibly racist.
>>53620141
>>53620524
I also have this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RgWXhTPN53

>>53618872
>/adv/
People actually spend time on that board?

>>53618134
I don't get people who get off to this, it sounds way too cheesy and autistic

>>53620688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I4qxa6AAw4

t. UKraine

>>53620688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J6Xe9nxPuN

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Don't leave me here. I'm not quite tired enough for bed yet.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHXLjFnILA

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Rate this shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s155NHLlOzkt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jzDmUm3Upl

t.australian in canada

the shielas love my accent m8s

>>53616712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04f83rTt5eE

>>53620141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Up87OtDlTN

Gief something in english for this turkish soldier to read to kill time, nothing gay preferably pls

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I like this edition

>>53621563

>t.australian in canada

Feeling sick, tb h

>>53625128
>t. Brit in France

>>53625128
post English poofter

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>>53626046
>Basque

I'll make a joke when your nation exists.

>>53626055
Soon.

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>>53626396
>Soon.
Eero's gone to get some lube.

>>53626396
Are you Pierre or forgot to namefag?

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>>53626642

Yeah his sister is pretty dry, even when I give him sloppy seconds

>>53626793
>soon

>>53616071
im now a fairly wet dough

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>>53626771
>Are you Pierre
I'm here, don't worry.

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>>53626642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ihcoyn9EH4
just arrived lads, I see there's no texts here so some Finnish for you:
"Isi menee duuniin, panee jutskun uuniin,
jutsku laskee lampaita, isi kultahampaita!"

Hän on osapäivänatsi, osapäiväfatsi,
osapäivähelmi, osapäiväkelmi.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A6V9gPld4r

>>53615644
Give me something sexy to say in my exotic foreign accent

>>53615644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7eKDOCijf

guess the accent

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>>53634317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZkGsfSi45p

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>>53634616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tmfYGPiXiz

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>>53616071

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>>53634616

>>53634746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BYsQd36mvL

>>53620141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1obkAG7qBRm

>>53618134
I actually just masturbated to this

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>>53634963
O X I

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iqys9861dV

>>53635115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08uVI6A4tQb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZtaqaf5kB beer, scotch & karaoke

>>53634986
WHAT IS GOING OOOOON

>>53635231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UQyAtS5C3V

>>53635355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D1wHOKKL79

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>>53635467
nic kurwa

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNeaDwg2CM
Who /comfy/ here?

>>53615644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rOD6zX1BPm

>>53635500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHyKDEnOZs

>>53635332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uEQ9Tthlbl more karaoke

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>>53635628
JAJCO KURWA

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>>53635563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EMzDfyDRW5

>>53635332
>>53635660
5/5 appreciated 2bh
I think this song would maybe suit your voice
https://youtu.be/9GhtZt2HYkM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ylRmbTYBvH

>>53635563
Here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GROKNqAtPm

>>53635766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qQCt2XcUN8

>>53620739
I know, m8. It's just impossible to get off to these.
They're just... embarassing. Like those japanese ear licking videos. Fucking weird shit.

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>>53636016
TAK KURWA

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HGUPLkumtE pretty sexy tbqhwyl

>>53635958
dooblin of aal pleices :DD
>>53636114
>doesn't like ear licking videos
RREEEEEE

>>53636141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cY3Q6C9UPH

>>53635660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hWcqeQOWC5
tвh

>>53635883
>5/5
thanks
>would suit your voice
maybe, I can go pretty far down and semi high, but it's also really fucking hard to sing something that you've never heard before so I'm not gonna try right now. In the mean time take this while I go have a smoke and sing some more

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>>53636179
o żeż ty kurwa

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I wanted to teach everyone some basic and very important finnish words and have people record their own versions to be rated. But I don't think that'll work.

>>53636286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VgLHcUdx0g

>>53636324
do it

>>53636185
You sound kinda like me when you sing the same notes lmao. The bits where you put the proper emotion sound good, but the other bits sound more like a choir member than a lead singer.

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>>53636333

>>53636235
>take this
where? I think you forgot something, Ano
>>53636324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDPcRoYZ82

>>53636235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HeZOKIfW8X fuck forgot link

>>53636235
what's your vocal range?

>>53636348
I'm autistic like a typical finn and very sensitive so if that idea failed I would probably hang myself on the spot.

>>53636404
Ai, on pojalla musta makkara mielessä. Ajatusmaailma ajan tasalla.

>>53636404
>Ano
just arrived here, lad, everyone with Finnish flag isn't me

>>53636350
yeah, I'm don't want to "really" get into it, because the neighbours might hear

I guess another beer would help...


>>53636404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01qj4qIXfig

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>>53636497
>musta makkara
vitun mamu edes osaa yhdys sanoja :DDDDD

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time for Polish karaoke przyjaciele

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCIvOsw0O-M

Baśka miała fajny biust,
Ania styl, a Zośka coś co lubię.
Ela całowała cudnie,
nawet tuż po swoim ślubie
z Kaśką można było konie kraść
chociaż wiem,
że chciała przeżyć ze mną swój pierwszy raz.
Magda zło, Jolka mnie zagłaskałaby na śmierć
a Agnieszka zdradzała mnie.


Piękne jak okręt (uuuuuu)
Pod pełnymi żaglami
Jak konie w galopie (uuuuuu)
Jak niebo nad nami


Karolina w Hollywood
z Aśką nigdy nie było tak samo.
Ewelina zimna jak lód,
więc na noc umówiłem się z Alą.
Wszystko mógłbym Izie dać,
tak jak Oli, ale one wcale nie chciały brać
Małgorzata, jeden grzech, aż onieśmielała mnie.
A Monika była okej.


Piękne jak okręt (uuuuuu)
Pod pełnymi żaglami
Jak konie w galopie (uuuuuu)
Jak niebo nad nami /x2

>>53636590
musta makkara ja mustamakkara ovat kaksi eri asiaa, vajakki

>>53636518
that was very good but intonation was wrong. In Finnish the intonation is basically always in the beginning of the words
so it's PERkele VITtu SAAtana

>>53636651
se on vaan tamperelainen

>>53636590
ja ei sitä asperger hernettä tarvitse nenään vetää yhdestä vitsistä, nassukka

>>53636404
it's here
>>53636409
and why do people keep confusing me with this Ano guy? You're like the 4th or 5th guy who does that

>>53636686
but in some worlds like perkele you could put the stress in the end for emphasis
perkeLE
saataNA

>>53636651
>>53636714
a-anteeksi :(
>>53636748
tru

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YhHwqoXIZ8

Okay you guys I did my best

>>53636651
>>53636686
>>53636698
>>53636714
>>53636733
>>53636748

S U O M I lanka

>>53636497
Allow me to try
>Ai, on pojalla musta makkara mielessä. Ajatusmaailma ajan tasalla.

whatever it may mean
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vdLDzJ2oAY

>>53636686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GPc2hucJ8Z

for some reason, I start doing a bit of a slovenian redneck accent I feel

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10NVgNrUJDi

post some long insults in your native tongue

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U9b0KQnPkn

Was kind of a improvised one:
Bordel à cul de foutredieu d'enculé de sa mère la chienne de connerie de saloperie de putain de merde de batard d'andouille de crevure emmanchée consanguine de fils de pute de fumier de garage à bite d'ordure de peigne-cul

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bvXJKe2pTM more beer fueled karaoke

guys can anyone direct me to all the female vocaroo posts in this thread?

>>53616712
lol, where did you get this
>>53617004
10/10 well done m8

>>53637005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11wEfuhBgAh

pejt u kurac ti proklet prasec debiln pofukan, odjebit mi, nabijem te na kurac, spizdi! Jebem ti mtko in vse po spisku, ps ti je mt.

>>53637100
Just scroll and look for the posts with more than 3 or 4 replies

>>53636938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeQiPO3ixT

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>>53637005

>>53637141
Sounds pretty good and insulty desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11RvaFKPrtW

>>53637005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vv8WNKviLA

ai sto diaolo re poustides, ti de katalavenete re? de plirono re mounopana, de plirono GAMO TO CHRISTO SAS! ai sto diaolo, paliomalakes, skoupidia...

>>53637327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ub3Blzxg8r

>>53621563
hahahahahaha fuckin eh

>>53636794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QvjSORJPDR
no bully pls

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>>53637013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bwCKYkdX7U

>>53637553
I forgot the song for comparison

>>53637327
oh gosh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IvTJuM0Bi8

>>53637005
did you say all of that in only 12 seconds? french is scary

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MVYzfZz2LI r8 my elvis and my voice breaking at the end (tried doing it higher and shit went down the drain)

Please say ''Death to America'' like a terrorist

>>53637767
He wasn't even reading that fast.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jetGNZ7EzJ

>>53637949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EjYnGWTVlX

>>53637632
elves/dwarves dancing in a circle/10

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>>53618134

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>>53637912
great stuff, man
>>53637990
every time i read french it feels as if you guys skipped entire syllables.

>>53637912
eerily similar to my voice/10

>>53637553
hahahahaha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mjw4IyTxDq

>>53638121
>every time i read french it feels as if you guys skipped entire syllables.
Kek that's pretty much how it works, silent letters n shit

>>53636794
that was a let down
>>53637912
yeah it gets pretty high, I'd like to be able to sing little higher
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KTHmkEeVFE
some faggy shit

>>53637949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i6vyraeGhV

>>53637990
Rap god pêh l'ami

>>53638121
Well we actually do

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>>53637912
Pretty good man

>>53637632
sounds great, which song?

>>53638168
>>53638218
i did some units of french in duolingo and i feel like whomever compiled french grammar just wanted foreigners to suffer trying to learn it
>>53638156
fug, i can't recognise that one but the bob sponge one was instant
what song is that?

>>53638173
my boipussi is wet/10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s144FQ3Ch76w also r8 my lowest voice

>>53638334
>i did some units of french in duolingo and i feel like whomever compiled french grammar just wanted foreigners to suffer trying to learn it
Well we have some fucked up conjugations but we don't use them, or only in very formal situations. So on the paper it is complicated, but in fact we mostly use the most simple ones.

>>53638334
I didn't know that it woulf actually be that hard for Spanish speakers desu
But yeah your spelling system is pretty good and straightforward compared to the mess that me use and that sometimes doesn't even make sense ethymologically: for example the wprd poids that has a d in it because we thought that it came from pondus whzn it actually came from pēsum (still better than English though)

some more singing for you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wgrXIqQE0a

>>53637100
tagging myself for you

>>53638291
the CK2 version of In Taberna, out of Carmina Burana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOW20IrnlIk


some more Carmina Burana :^)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03Vo9PoBBA5

>>53638334
the F.U.N. song

>>53638563
are you black?

>>53638623
no

I'm a small white grill but you guys tell me I sound like a guy when I make vocaroos

>>53638746
just b urself

>>53638431
r8 niggas

>>53638453
>>53638503
yeah, I find a lot of things are very similar but some things are hard to remember like the things that aren't supposed to be pronounced and also the accents.

>>53638746
desu, this one >>53638156
was pretty manly

>>53638746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wcwpTThgyA

>>53638746
marry me, you dont even have to get baptized baby

>>53638431
not quite there/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sR8ezoes6E

>>53638903
there's a few guys that can actually sing/produce sound lower than most people can hear

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J21X5x8VOG

to sing is good

>>53638563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qqiexdbTc1
i'll see if i can pull off the F.U.N song but i don't make promises

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s06qOlW132ix

an italian songwriting superclassic :DDD

>>53638995
kinda defeats the point, doesn't it :r)


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HvvP1zNkdg

>>53638746
And do you like BBCs?

>>53638336
I'd like to be able to sing that octave higher like it's supposed to be

>>53639005
SHOUT ANON SHOUT, RELEASE YOUR VOICE

>>53618134
nice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z3F38B7tBy
I sing you the song of my people

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>>53639268
I'm a calm man and raising voice is awkward for me, especially considering how meek and youngish it sounds

shit voicegenes I suppose

>>53639148
>>53638431
literally the same voice

>>53639438
tää

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M4w2bs4LVt shit game, good song

>>53639432
come on, you can do it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RYvOvXXQRB


>>53639204
nah, it's kinda cool, got the whole nick cave thing going on


>>53639438
really, it's kinda freaking me out

>>53638791
I never get the accents right in Spanish tbqh

>>53639347
You need to say something kawaii and sugoi.

>>53639438
>>53639508
well in the vocaroo you linked mine is lower than his, but yes, his voice sound quite a bit like mine (as apparently does this Ano guy as several people has mistaken me for him)

>>53638819
yeah i dont know...here's me intentionally talking deeply vs. in a high voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ICAC8CWRsA

and no i am not a trap

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>>53639777
>5'2"

are you Asian or sth

http://vocaroo.com/i/s134KMjWhUVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofR7f7oNnE
someone else must watch sunny in here

>>53639706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s086TCgblQVh

>>53639432
well my mic is shit and part of the headphones and it cancels some of the depth in my voice so I sound slightly less deep than I actually do (not that I'm some finngol barry white or anything) and when I try to do really low fake voice it completely cuts out the lowest parts

fucking shite but it will have to do

man up, m8

>>53639693
r8 my nerd singing

>>53639745
What should I say funland?

>>53639777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TnfzxrRLOy

>>53639777
>5'2

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15jZBD4LFYw

also nice trips

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06h3xLmxLWj

My attempl at old French

>>53639852
As far as I know I am just white. However, I have had people often ask me if I am asian. I don't see it, but I really have had several people, including asian people, ask me if I am asian...so...Maybe?

>>53639949
I've been singing that too with a guitar

>>53639854

muh white nigger, best song

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fgJzXeGVca

>>53639744
they're pretty straightforward as they always go in the syllable that's prominent and there's like 3 or 4 rules to their usage
>>53639693
i wish i could sing as good, family

>>53639882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B52k27MvBU

>>53640058
slavshit maybe
Asian features and short height are quite common among northern slavs

>>53639952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg8Jahz6RM4

for inspiration or direct quoting

>>53640038
Oh i love that one

>>53640070
that's not a rating nigger

>>53640117
thanks famalam, I've bagged a few hippy chicks by singing jimi hendrix from the bottom of my heart

>>53640174
it wasn't meant to be a rating

>>53639777
>you

damn, doesn't work in english :^)

>>53639864
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U6kmS3akhY

>>53639854
Yes!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Daht0JLTUl

>>53640038
do you happen to have lyrics to Chanson de Guillame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQQRe3NK_C8

>>53639979
IRL nobody thinks I am a guy but when I posted pics/voice on here everyone said I was a man

>>53639996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MclVdpxrzq

>>53640211
well rate it >:(

>>53640336
just noticed
>5'2
pls be my gf
>>53640358
lurbuk/5 :^)

>>53640212
kio?? :^))

>>53640212
It was the singing voice, I mean our voices are pretty similar in depth (ie. how low/high they are) but when speaking we are clearly 2 different people

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>>53640358
4/10, not swedish accented enough

>>53640090
>>53640250
oh, man, i thought i was alone in my love for sunny

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLrM9LHYFH
my voice cracked but meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76IgTbz0v1M
>>53640174
hah, good on you. i'm not so lucky with the ladies 2bh.

>>53640415
da fuq is lurbuk?

>>53640465
10/10 im not gonna do that one though

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uPBXSSYoJq

do you like cowboy songs?

>>53640278
Unfortunately no.

You'll have better luck if you look for the whole poem imho.

>>53640163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0As2p46BhsI

>>53639005
That is very gay

>>53640548
why not? it's the best one of the bunch!

>>53640446
close call

>>53640465
tried it flat out
listening back to it, I feel slightly schizophrenic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VnkvxuBQJg

>>53640585
it's about a guy who got cucked

>>53618134

Go back to r9k

>>53640450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VbQET6ubGy my shitty mic couldn't really handle this without cracking
t. Hans

>>53640564
well, chanson de guillame is actually the whole 60min chanson, the link was just a part of it

too bad though

>>53640590
Okay I tried...I dont know that one as well

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oOWYEQzPPJ

>>53640892
Yeah I've tried to look for it too but all I get is interpretations and things like that.

>>53640866
that's wardruna right?

10/10, would raid baltic shore with

>>53640981
Yes. [/muh heritage] I also descend from Ivar the Boneless [/muh heritage]

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>>53640866
fucking nords with their perfect voices

>>53641135
they're just normies, don't mind them

>>53640415
Be my gf, ernie :3

>>53640754
>>53640928
haha great stuff both of you
I digged the different voices, slovenian bro

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EdMqbmwvAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_NiQnH93yc

I'm seriously considering learning to play this on the guitar

>>53641135
I've been singing for like 15 years now, if I couldn't sing at least at on okay level I'd kill myself (t. I also play in a published black metal band ;^) )

>>53641048
Ok do you have any source to back your claims?

One of my ancestors(lived around 1500s) claimed to be descendent of king Diniz I of Portugal but I never found a source on it due to the fact that my first documented ancestor lived around 1400s

We wuz kingz n shiet

>>53641341
do you really play black metal?
do you mind if i check out the band?

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>>53641341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kuZ2k2xW3G

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ayBkrGDbJ

Any girls here wanna hear me sing?

>>53641243
men can't be gfs

>>53641432
;_; why must life be so cruel

>>53641248
n-no homo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14m41iUTkNf

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>>53641341

>>53641412
just like my gf :3

>>53637106
looks like that supreme gentleman speech translated

>>53641407
I come from a scottish clan that were the descendants of Ivar, and one of my ancestors came back to Norway and eventually here. It's not 100% but pretty close (there have been genetic tests and so forth)

>>53641408
>>53641409
Nah. I'm an anon, not some namefagging faggot. I'm just a part of the faceless masses.

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>>53641412

>>53641514
you left out the best part :^)
>>53641603
but you don't have to put on a name, familia
just the name of the band.

>>53641407
>>53641603

>we wuz kingz


I hope you realise you're probably among hundreds of thousands who can claim the same :r)

t. probably gengis khan rapebabby

>>53641704
>implying we won't figure out who he is

>>53641746
yeah

there's like 14 Finns alive

>>53641723
That's why I never go telling that to everyone

>>53641603
>I come from a scottish clan that were the descendants of Ivar

M C C A B E

BASICALLY MAKES US RELATIVES. uí ímair strong

KHAN

KHAN

KHAN

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x8M6HCYuYP

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Bye you guys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jrWyfOyieo

>>53618801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZX4ttOlTJv

>>53641908
fucking tranny get out fag

>>53641908
you still sound black

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KD8mhQb36Y

>>53641866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sAtGpeZkI6


SHU DE!

>>53641908
you didn't do the last song, slacker!

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>>53641931
almost perfect

Gorazd is that you?

>>53641931
shed a tear pocita, todos bien

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>>53641908
GO HOME MEMER GIRL

>>53642013
noice

my mic craps out if I try to do anything like that

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>>53641908

>>53642042
thanks m8
any tips?
>>53642077
thanks m8

>>53642057
ne, ampak odpri si pivo/vino in se snemi

>>53642098
yeah, that was an old rec I did on my phone mic which can handle it, my vidyaheadset mic can't handle it either

>>53642019
hahahaha

okay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0suNZOZk3FT

>>53642126
you forget to read e as ye sometimes

russian Y sound is a little more enunciated than polish, the difference is barely audible but it's there

otherwise liberator/10

lads, I can feel the wind of The Father Eagle and his Voice, we must ride across the steppe and slaughter those dirty chinks again

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11y1EexbMOx

>>53642228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UAYgv070JT

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>>53642228
hahaha that was great
see you later, senpai