you just need to keep gong at it
At first it'll hurt your throat like a bitch, but evetually it'll get easier.
Also, the key thing is listening to actual throat singing and trying to emulate it
it makes me so proud we lost at Legnica and mongols enriched us
*I want someone with a deep manly voice to sing some animu song
*I want someone with a weak boyish voice to sing Soviet army songs
*I want a grill to sing Marty Robbins
if these three won't be completed before the end of the thread, /int/ is delegalised
pls halp, Ireland keeps talking about the IRA and it's starting to frighten me.
turn the kebab up to 11 :r)
>tfw 20 but still sound like you're 16
ask kot "kot how R"
kot say "it's just a matter of letting your tongue vibrate instead of producing a fricative, leave me alone"
ask kot "what you say"
kot say "what's wrong with you slavshits"
Don't press the tip of your tongue on your hard palate. Press both sides of your tongue on your upper teeth and keep the tip of your tongue free. Then use a burst of air to vibrate the tip of your tongue.
t. had phonetics class
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
hueaeuoheuhaoe fucking hell that's glorious
You crafty turks
try guess this
>tfw no hot italian stallion bf
You're missing one of the few actually worth watching brah
10 January at 14:23 ·
To the two girls who thought it was a good idea to put superglue on a toilet in MacDonald's and as a result of severe physical & mental injuries to a four year old child!
Your about to be named and shamed..
The girls are TIA GILPLIN and JASMINE KEATLEY!
Nothing but pathetic little girls!!!
You asked for it, here's a beautiful text from one of Dilma's many inspiring speeches:
Se hoje é o Dia das Crianças, ontem eu disse que criança… o dia da criança é dia da mãe, do pai e das professoras, mas também é o dia dos animais. Sempre que você olha uma criança, há sempre uma figura oculta, que é um cachorro atrás, o que é algo muito importante.
Knock yourself out
Exsistat igitur ex hac ipsa familia aliquis ac potissimum Caecus ille; minimum enim dolorem capiet qui istam non videbit. Qui profecto, si exstiterit, sic aget ac sic loquetur: “Mulier, quid tibi cum Caelio, quid cum homine adulescentulo, quid cum alieno? Cur aut tam familiaris fuisti ut aurum commodares, aut tam inimica ut venenum timeres? Non patrem tuum videras, non patruum, non avum, non proavum, non abavum, non atavum audieras consules fuisse; non denique modo te Q. Metelli matrionium tenuisse sciebas, clarissimi ac fortissimi viri patriaeque amantissimi, qui simul ac pedem limine extulerat, omnis prope civis virtute, gloria, dignitate superabat? Cum ex amplissimo genere in familiam clarissimam nupsisses, cur tibi Caelius tam coniunctus fuit? cognatus, adfinis, viri tui familiaris? Nihil eorum.
The Emperor: Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion.
[Luke's eyes go to his lightsabre]
The Emperor: You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
The Emperor: It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.
The Emperor: [to Luke] Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!
The Emperor: If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!
[shoots Luke with Force lightning]
The Emperor: Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand...
[the Emperor shoots at Luke with more Force lighting]
The Emperor: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.
[shoots Luke with another burst of Force lighting]
The Emperor: Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!
[shoots more Force lighting]
nothing much, just ITing away...
>Wanna poker with me, Ireland, and Pierre?
Not right now, after 5 beers, 0.5L of wine and 5 hours of a vocaroo thread I don't think I have the bluff capabilities :r)
Egy mágustól lestem, festem a testem!
Nyerő az erő, míg az ész felemelő!
Agyam alatt az alap izmom, ha dagad...
Abból fakad minden baj, ha egyszer elapad!
Apropó! Én nem vagyok naplopó!
Tele a markom! Tartom a kardom!
Ha jó, ha nem, ha muszáj:
Hívjatok úgy: Szomorú szamuráj!
The weird way you spoke in the end reminds me of a high uruguayan who read a text i posted some time ago. I don't know why but i find it so funny when spanish speakers speak like that
Not bad. A few things to remember: 看看 in Shanghainese is pronounced more like "ku ku" instead of "kan kan", and 我 isn't pronounced wo, but ngu.
You can hear some similarities in pronunciation. Unfortunately, some young people in Shanghai can't speak Shanghainese well or at all due to the government's push of Mandarin, but in recent times there has been an improving effort to change that.
If a Mandarin speaker lives in Shanghai for a while and listens to Shanghainese conversations, they'll probably be able to understand the gist of conversations after a while.
Wait what, that is how spanish speakers imitate brazilians? hueheuhauoehaouehoaue not bat at all Tbh, though that is how people from São Paulo speak
I was trying to speak with a brazilian accent, that's how you sound to me
Lel i know, i'm not saying that's a bad impression, it's just that i never heard a foreigner doing a brazilian accent
It is now that a faggot like you are here.
Thanks m8. I just put it on Google translate on "Chinese". I would research the differences and try to pronounce it in Shanghainese if I didn't have to go somewhere in 10 minutes.
> Me and Nigel broke up
Oh thank god, his warped mind has deemed it time to stalk someone else.
Goodluck, I mean it
>For the same reason every Brit would try and hurt an American, I'm jealous of your teeth.
me gusta mucho muchacho
please say this with your thickest brazilian accent possible:
Falar com ele é fácil, quero ver meu ovo. Deus Disse: faça por onde que eu te ajudarei, estão vamo fazeno, vamo pulano, dancinha da bundinha até o chão
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
Got what an absolutely grating voice that woman has.
I average 3 hours at night but have a little nap in the mid afternoon if needed. I've never been an 8 hour guy, unless I'm hungover.7
Seriously though, could you listen to her voice for a couple of hours on the radio? Are most voices that grating?
Which do you mean? Opie and Jim are still going but it sucks, Anthony cumia has in own show but it sucks.
Ron and Fez is done and Ron's doing his own show with Centaur Hicks and his daughter, it's not bad but I don't like it.
Either way I only listen to the older shit for both.
I see you're still pissed because i never took up your invitation for a beer