/brit/

cara

maisie

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gf just sent me this

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Don't bully Lauren las, she browses 4chan

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die.

>>53597235
how stupid can you be

>>53597235
Is he okay?

Ehhh fake. You can tell the writing is different. Fake and gay gtfo noob

>>53597235
Did he die?

>>53597235
so why didn't the guy in the white shirt get up faster

>a fucking LEAF

Do you think my ex-gf misses me as much as I miss her? Honest answers only pls.

>>53597263
>that /mu/ thread she got linked to and then went on the massive rant about feminism

WEW

>>53597284
nah

>>53597277
Clearly did it on purpose

>>53597324
lol'd

>no-one responding to my riddles

fucking cunts im going to bed

>Go on omegle because I have nothing better to do
>End up talking to a German girl
>She says she hates Germany
>ask if it's because of immigrants
>She says it's not and that people shouldn't be so racist against rapists and that it's good that they were invited in
This is fucking mind-boggling. She outright told me that migrants burgled the house next to hers and when they saw her phoning the police through her window, started coming for her until she screamed. And she still wants more of them. I thought it was a /pol/ meme.

>>53597278
>>53597284
fun fact, it's actually possible for a human being to survive hitting the ground at terminal velocity, as long as you aren't a fatty and it's your limbs absorbing the impact and being turned in to jelly before your vital parts hit
enjoy being a crippled vegetable though

>>53597343
if you were the beta in the relationship then nah

>>53597382
Reddit

>>53597382
what the fuck is that

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me on the left

>>53597432
my bum x

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Kya
Pa
Pa

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>>53597361
I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>53597432
What your think is an anus is an ear. Use your eyes

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gf sent me this

>>53597382
As long as retards accept them

I'm so glad we took only a tiny portion, and no one winges on about it and leftists aren't crying about it constantly.

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>>53597450

>>53597435
>tfw no orangutan pet

>>53597435
kek

>>53597382
chill janny, it's just a bald man kissing his baby

Seriously lads

Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email

Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
>Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement

Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts there

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gf just sent me this

Talking to a qt lads

Always feel paranoid messaging thinking I've fucked up

>>53597486
oh shit i see it

i thought it was a massive tumour growing out of her cheek

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>mandatory test for work

Wtf?

Seriously a guy kissing a baby gets deleted because of what you THINK it looks like? Pathetic. It's a reddit picture. Even reddit are okay with it

Yeah nigger, I got that dank weed in.
I'll pin your nan down and wank my seed in.
I got so much dough, you're left kneading,
I'm keith flint, I'll leave your bitch bleeding

did you know that in china, that a ladies vagina goes from side to side not from back to front

>>53597540
Rasheed

>>53597558
janny is literally that deluded

>>53597531
If she doesn't use Google+ why do every single one of your ideas revolve around Google+

>>53597540
fuck off shitskin

>>53597567
jesus

>>53597558
Reddit

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alri

just bought a porsche 911 lads kek

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>>53597586
front is a side.

back is a side.

>>53597604
>>53597590
rorke

http://www.bristolsu.org.uk/asset/News/6013/UBU-Safe-Space-Policy_updatedforSC.pdf

>the """"University"""" of Bristol

>>53597640
haha no way

The more I talk to girls the more I want a gf, but I also constantly think I'm a horrible person nobody would be interested in

just done a shave haha

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>Somebody on TV asked to sing
>They sing some verse entirely in excessive vibrato
>Everybody is impressed/crowd goes wild

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>>53597635
alri

>>53597678
good lad

>>53597635
based 1142 lad

>>53597601
It's all I can think of, they're repackaged Facebook phishing ideas, I'd love to hear any better suggestions

>>53597635
who dat

>>53597635
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>53597531
I hope she has 2 step verification on and calls the coppers on you you paki bastard

>>53597727
IMG 1142.jpg

>>53597668
yes way x

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Does /brit/ like Lena?

should have said they had horizontal pussies if you wanted to start a shitstorm.

>>53597766
i want to sex her

>>53597780
Huh?

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>>53597635
alri

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>>53597766
lena got btfo

>>53597766
Would impregnate as I hold onto dem child-bearing hips

>>53597749
ah of course, him! what's he up to these days?

>>53597766
Yes, much better than the ugly dyke slag cara.

>>53597806
Her hips aren't wide. Stop using terms you've seen on the Internet to seem cool

>>53597766
very nice tummy

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My Brazilian twink drew this lads, what do you think? :3

2 days until I'm homeless lads

Any advice? Genuinely feel helpless and scared

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>>53597811
going on holidays

>>53597749
oh right that lad

silly bugger hahahah

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>>53597780
>>53597798
>>53597806
>>53597829
full set btw:
http://www.celebfanforum.com/showthread.php?211143-Lena-Meyer-Landrut-bikini-beach-vacation-candids-in-Miami-January-12-2016-*updated*

>>53597845
Looks fucking awful, read the /ic/ sticky

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>>53597791
alri

>>53597846
get a new flat

>>53597836
They look wide to me. Stop talking down on people in a pretentious tone on the Internet to seem cool. Paki cunt.

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>>53597324
>ywn do this to Maisie

Why live?

>>53597745
Don't be mean

>>53597766
Yes, preferably with tights

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>Her hips aren't wide. Stop using terms you've seen on the Internet to seem cool

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>>53597880
alri

>>53597900
Ribena

>>53597887
Blind mong. Yeah you can always fall back on paki!

>>53597846
my m8 >>53597886 said you could stay with him for as long as you need.

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>>53597864
this is my germanfu 2bh as seen in "deutschland 83" new thing i started watching some kraut shit about the cold war

>>53597886

A lot easier said than done even if I had enough for a bond

>>53597688
Isn't he bombing Syria right now?

>>53597642
did you know in paraguay, they stretch girls furry pie and insert a big ceramic cup and did you know in senegal birds have got no quim at all, they cut their clitbox off and sow it up and in saudi arabia nobody has seen a labia cos they have to their business in the dark

>>53597876
Rude

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>>53597897

>>53597850
why has dormers not compiled this into an award winning leddit post yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

having a listen

Potato cakes are the dogs bollocks
Can't believe I've never tried one before now

>>53597966
>Thin upper lip
Oh so you mean white people? lmao

>>53597966
Excellent post

got an exam at 9 and my housemate's invited his mates over and they're loud and drunk

might do an elliot

>>53597774
>>53597642
>he doesn't get the reference

https://youtu.be/SrUDftDkH3E?t=20s

>>53597933
cheeky
>>53597936
go get some gubbermint dollarydoos

>>53598028
dont do that

>>53597540
>>53597590
>>53597604

insecurity lads

she's fuckin hot

>>53598028
and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier

>>53597997
you mean potato scallops?

>>53597988
probably will now

>>53598028
don't think that would be a good idea to be fair mate
i'm worried about you x

>>53598051
N spicy

Poleaboo thinks tomorrow will be the day he gets his prize

>>53598049
can I piss in their milk

>>53598055
get fucked wayne

>>53598075
why lad

>>53598104
That's more of a Ribena thing to do

im so sad lads its like that bit before where you but instead of crying its like falling into a chasm and everything is just bad

>>53598051
the fuck would I be insecure about

fuck off shitskin

Need something tight, warm and wet around my willy and attached to a cute, sexy human being

Tbh

>>53598028
Say these exact words:

"Lads I don't mean to be a cunt, but I've got an exam at 9 tomorrow so would you mind fucking off somewhere else or keeping the noise down a bit? Not taking the piss but I need some sleep haha. Cheers guys, let's all get fucking smashed when exams are over."

This will diffuse the situation nicely without you seeming like an autist.

t. former normie

>>53598061
And you're against refugees because 4chan told you

>>53598090

you know it, i'd dip my roti in her masala any day

>>53598135
FONT

>>53598051
she's an ugly paki

rasheed

D A N A ?
A
N
A

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>>53597897
its him

>>53598104
poo in their cereal

>>53598126
dig up a body and tape a microwaved fleshlight to it

>>53598144
>t.cuck

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Why does she celebrate refugees, /brit/?

>>53598117

many things, especially being a virgin neckbeard

>>53598104
No one wants you to conduct an AMA. Fuck off

might just jump in a rari

might just jump in a porsche

what them two things have in common

them bitches both got the HORSE

>>53598193
more alpha and bigger willies

>>53598205
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
been posting in /brit/ since 2008 don't tell me to fuck off you newfag twat

>>53598135
Hahahahahaha you abaolute plonker, they'll take the piss about that gay passive aggressive speech behind your back for the next three years you twat

Literally just ask them if they'd mind keeping it down, that's all.

wag2 lads

>mfw the BNP are left wing muh bankers muh bonuses faggots on the economy

>>53598163

nah bro she's hot

>>53598224
2 2 CHICKEN

>>53598277
the BNP don't exist anymore

>>53598265
sfe

>tfw i miss sleeping with my willy pressed up against her bum

;_;

>>53598175
negged fuking phaggot

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>>53598246
>2008 was 3 months ago

>>53598246
No one that's been around for than more than a year calls anyone a newfag. Fuck off. Bet you are an extra flags faux trip attention seeking cunt

>>53598135
>Cheers guys, let's all get fucking smashed when exams are over
bit bent

>>53598315
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me and the lads

>>53598307
Cos they purposefully didn't pay the £20 admin fee to get some publicity? nobody was talking about them and it got them in the papers lmao

my head hurts, /brit/

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>>53598341
>Bet you are an extra flags faux trip attention seeking cunt

I sent a young woman my regards as I declined her friend's birthday invitation

>tfw went back to the same girl i was seeing before cos the girl i was firing up wasn't on it

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>2005 was more than a decade ago

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gf just texted me this

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>>53598135
>Lads I don't mean to be a cunt, but I've got an exam at 9 tomorrow so would you mind fucking off somewhere else or keeping the noise down a bit? Not taking the piss but I need some sleep haha. Cheers guys, let's all get fucking smashed when exams are over.

>>53598246
/brit/ hasn't been around since 2008 desu

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>>53598193

>>53598381
cut it off

>>53598388
>>53598396
FONT

>>53598414
excellent post

why do people say ">muh bankers muh bonuses" like criticism of bankers and their disproportionate salaries are somehow unwelcome?

>>53598458
Sara

>>53598458
Alri Russel

wish my housemate wouldn't just sit in the kitchen doing fucking nothing apart from being on his phone

you have a room you can do that in you cunt

>he actually uses reddit flags

>>53597235
I heard he landed in some bushes and was alri

>>53598458
sara

>>53598458
Because they're cucks who think capitalism is fair and they're content with their small lot in life

>>53598458
it's a harry a paul quote, there's a difference between having an informed opinion on it and

>>>MUH BANKERS MUH BONUSES BUT MUH BONUSES

been away from this sub for a while (exams and that haha) what have I missed lads

>using extra flags in 2016

>>53598458
banking culture is pretty disgusting with the rate rigging etc, barclays gets fined every fucking 10 minutes.

Either way, people who say >muh bankers muh bonuses are usually lefties who ignore the immigration side of the problem too

>>53598458
coz they got LOADSA MONEY

>>53598523
>Not being able to use the kitchen when someone else is in it
Wew

>>53598446
this image has been digitally fabricated, i can tell

>>53598523
hes seeking to socialize with you go talk to him

>>53598458
B A N K E R S

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U

S

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S

>>53598558
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the want to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of it's day did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. Hate it. My life is giving out.

>>53598595
>z

>>53598595
doubt it, i don't particularly like him and he probably thinks the same about me

>>53598478
>>53598542
Rasheed

>>53598636
Sarorke

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>Thursday night? Time to browse the 'chon!

when u bug out
you usually have a reason for the action

>>53598567
Fucking hell, racists can work immigration into anything, they're obsessed

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Would you suck Lauren Mayberry's toes?

>>53598657
It's Friday you mong

>>53598627
Good lad

Poleable thinks you should piss in his milk to teach him a lesson

>>53598657
>Letting people know your browsing habits.

Don't go full retard.

Cheese and pickle lads

>>53598687
>Poleable

>>53598663
Why does an internationally successful superstar need self-help books?

>>53598662
almost like it's a big, important issue people feel passionate about. Maybe something similar for you would be how you can most efficienctly rape several hundred white working class underage british girls and get away with it ey rasheed

>>53598687
more like poleDISabled wahey

going to do a shower

>>53597343
a woman's life is a non-stop party

I doubt she thinks about anything but the cocaine and dicks in her body

trying to learn the friedmann equations

>>53598733
*pours cold water over you mid shower*

ahahaha

>>53598751
How did he get fried?

>>53598717
>working class underage
Nice delusion

They were underclass and teenagers who mostly took part in consensual sex

Not our fault so many white people come from broken homes

>>53597343
She's addicted to the cock carrousel.

You are just a number among others

>>53598795
rasheed

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>>53598795
>our

>>53598756
>he doesn't take cold showers regularly

>>53598826
>he takes reddits unsolicited advice

>>53598795
can't legally consent if you're underage you fucking nonce

>>53597343
FONT

lads is it bad if i play as the germans on verdun and kill brits? feel a bit bad 2bh

>>53598875
not at all

>>53598856
But Aisha did with our Prophet (PBUH)

>>53598855
are you implying that I got information of positive effects cold showers have off reddit?

>>53598938
Absolutely. They do fuck all

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whieboys pretending to be mudshits

>>53598711
she's egotistic and has self esteem issues

>/brit/
>Thinks all Pakis are rapists because a few had sex with teenagers who aren't of age
>Posts pictures of other teens who aren't of age and calls them "slags" and jizzes over them

LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>>53598935
is that you sheikh? did you move from jersey?

where can i find a qt twink to cuddle?

all the blokes on grindr are way too manly

it's quite off putting to this bicurious vibe im on atm

>>53598934
dont think i can take a micks word on this

>>53598996
cornwall

Rasheed in the house

>>53598982
thank you for this insight rasheed

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>Cock carousel

I see you baby

>>53598960
well i'd have to disagree

>>53598982
Good post

>>53598982
rape culture is very strong there

>>53598993
can't bait the Sheikh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi82fQMRkx0

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/01/13/american-folk-singer-hopes-peace-concert-for-isis-will-win-over-terror-group.html?intcmp=hplnws

Why is London the only nice place in the UK?

>>53599094
Good lad

>>53598523
coronation street desu

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>Pakis are scum for raping those kids, THIS IS ARE CUNTREH, PAKIS OUT, E-E-EDL, VOTE UKIP
>Now excuse me whilst I look at pictures of scantily clad 13-year-olds and talk about my 2D child waifu whilst claiming benefits

>>53599118
(You)

>>53599079
Catchy like

>>53599011
are you qt cornwall? :3

>>53599118
It's where all the money goes
Because it's where all the jobs are
Because it's where all the money goes

>>53599118
thatcher's centralisation

>>53598982

>looking at pictures of clothed 17yr olds is comparable to actually raping 11yr olds

mudshit brain damaged logic

bet you can't reply to this post before I arrive in bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ZP946eNVQ

>>53599145
didn't mean to reply to that aha

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"I don't think it'll fit, but I'm willing to try and take it." I told him.

"Oh I'm make it fit bitch." He grabbed me hard as he put his head up to my tight pussy, I maybe a nympho but I've always been super tight, unusually so, and his head of cock was like the size of a tangerine. In all his dick was like one of those dildos you see in sex shops that looks impossible to take, well turns out its not impossible.

"Oh god, no I can't!" I said as I tried to stand up. But he grabbed my ass and wouldn't let me go as he pulled me down onto his massive cock. It hurt so bad, I thought I was going to faint. But he wasn't letting me go and I like being forced so I was going to have to just shut up and take it like a good bitch. I love making a man cum; just knowing that gets off on my pain makes me so wet. This luckily made it easier to take. But even with plenty of lube it would still have been intense and painful.

He finally got the head in even with me struggling. I was amazed. He reached up and grabbed my tits and pulled me down, slow and unrelenting. I could feel my pussy stretch and tear.

>>53599164
Deep

>>53599185
*gets into your bed to keep it warm for you*
:3

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>>53599152
>"b-b-but M-m-m-melanin"

normies keep slamming doors and howling

exam in 8 (eight) hours

>>53599194
thx for the (You)

>>53599181
>Th-they were clothed officer!
>Th-they were 17 I swear!
Nonce

>>53599237
What exam is it lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ip8OsExLJs

4 and a half years ago thats MAD

>>53599223
Ugh

me on the left

>>53599253
cosmology
bit hard desu

>>53599181
>11 year olds

No, they were teens

You just mad you missed out on PTP

>>53599193
excellent choon

>>53599273
Alri Carl Sagan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_KcyEHZ5nQ

>>53599262
why do you always make strange noises when in sexual situations hans
*kisses you on the nose*

>>53599296
>le reddit meme scienceist xD

>all these apologists ITT
lmao love to see the Liberals chew themselves to bits and collapse

nowhere better than liverpool

>>53599345
fuck off sershlad

>>53599326
it's literally just one guy trolling

>>53599345
t. rodent

>all these mad neckbeards ITT

lmao love to see the bigots chew themselves to bits and collapse

>>53599314
>le reddit meme STEM degree xD

>>53599308
>>53599308
I make them when I'm nervous

Rorke o'clock has gone on for longer than expected. What's happening?

if muslims are rapists they must have learnt it from their white hosts

>>53599308
getting a little hot and bothered over here

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REALLY REALLY REALLY want Charli xcx to be my slagfu hnnnnnnng

>>53599345
Going there in August for CREAMFIELDS

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>british "culture"

>>53599387
creamed your mother's field desu

>>53599259
>no mouthpiece

>>53599360
>muh hugbox
>muh hivemind

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>>53599387

>>53599387
irish are always top lads

>>53599376
don't be
*hugs your waist and cuddles close into your neck*
goodnight bb :3

>>53599345
Going out there THIS WEEKEND tbqh

>>53599394
good culture 2bh
would wake her up and let her stop at mine aha

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/brit/? More like /shit/!

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Marina Lambrini Diamandis

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kick all pakis out of europe

Lonely. Wish I had friends I saw more than once a month.

>>53599394
>implying it isn't great fun
>he will never be able to safely sleep outside on a cool night with all your friends

>>53599432
LMAO
/brit/? More like arm/pit/!

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>>53598193
Practising muh photoshop

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Lenin called for genocide.

>>53599429
eggs at the ready

>>53599406
alri mate hows yer weekend been

hate normies

>>53599394
>safely able to sleep outside after a fun party without fear of being robbed or assaulted.

>>53599490
same lad same

>>53599490
FOAL

>>53599394
american culture is the same except she's riddled with bullets

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>>53599273
>you will never camp and lay outside the tent looking up at the stars while being taught about them with cornwall

>>53599444
>Culture Vulture
kek

>>53599422
*falls asleep*

>>53599476
Lenin had a hard life

>>53599511
see
>>53599394

you can lad
believe

>>53599419
im a bottom :3

ever ghosted a girl lads? really want to do it but i always cave and respond.

>>53599511
that's not cosmology desu lad

>>53599549
obviously because of racist cops

>>53599524
*gently strokes your hair while you fall asleep*
x

>>53599452
normie

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>>53599465
Ought to be getting paid to do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmkEwlLUwgo

>>53599549
what are white people doing wrong to cause these racist statistics?

>>53599577
>cops
FOY
>black lives matter
FOY

On the night bus I saw a fight between two massive black lads. Was like watching apes fight, they were fucking landing massive blows on each other's heads, clattering into chairs, knocking people over. Only ended when one of them fucking slammed the other's head into a pole/handrail thing and got off screaming Ebonics. Don't know how they're both not dead.

Wew. Hands are shaking and I've been back in my flat for like half an hour.

need to calm down on the wanking lads

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>>53599573
FFS

still would be nice

>>53599588
>there are now 3 somersets

>>53599465
curve is too big desu

Love the feeling of holding in a big poo lads haha

>anti-black racism
wew lads like being back in the 60's

Signing up for job seekers next week.
I'm 20 and never had an official job (I've done the odd bit of cash over the last few years, but I can't mention that to them)

What's the likelihood that they will get me a manual labour job? every time I've done cash in hand it just makes me fucking sad because it's so shit.

Starting uni this year and need something part time till then and I'm out of cash

>tripflags
>there is at least two posters for most counties

>>53599580
*whispers while sleeping*
Promise to always protect me from that American

>>53599707
Not really desu, and if there are usually one is on way more than the other so you can safely assume who it is.

>>53599649
>there are now 3 somersets

*Doxxes u*

there was a woodlouse in my house but i didnt kill him but put him outside