>Go on omegle because I have nothing better to do
>End up talking to a German girl
>She says she hates Germany
>ask if it's because of immigrants
>She says it's not and that people shouldn't be so racist against rapists and that it's good that they were invited in
This is fucking mind-boggling. She outright told me that migrants burgled the house next to hers and when they saw her phoning the police through her window, started coming for her until she screamed. And she still wants more of them. I thought it was a /pol/ meme.
fun fact, it's actually possible for a human being to survive hitting the ground at terminal velocity, as long as you aren't a fatty and it's your limbs absorbing the impact and being turned in to jelly before your vital parts hit
enjoy being a crippled vegetable though
I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email
Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
>Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement
Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts there
>Somebody on TV asked to sing
>They sing some verse entirely in excessive vibrato
>Everybody is impressed/crowd goes wild
My Brazilian twink drew this lads, what do you think? :3
full set btw:
>Her hips aren't wide. Stop using terms you've seen on the Internet to seem cool
this is my germanfu 2bh as seen in "deutschland 83" new thing i started watching some kraut shit about the cold war
did you know in paraguay, they stretch girls furry pie and insert a big ceramic cup and did you know in senegal birds have got no quim at all, they cut their clitbox off and sow it up and in saudi arabia nobody has seen a labia cos they have to their business in the dark
Say these exact words:
"Lads I don't mean to be a cunt, but I've got an exam at 9 tomorrow so would you mind fucking off somewhere else or keeping the noise down a bit? Not taking the piss but I need some sleep haha. Cheers guys, let's all get fucking smashed when exams are over."
This will diffuse the situation nicely without you seeming like an autist.
t. former normie
Hahahahahaha you abaolute plonker, they'll take the piss about that gay passive aggressive speech behind your back for the next three years you twat
Literally just ask them if they'd mind keeping it down, that's all.
>Bet you are an extra flags faux trip attention seeking cunt
>Lads I don't mean to be a cunt, but I've got an exam at 9 tomorrow so would you mind fucking off somewhere else or keeping the noise down a bit? Not taking the piss but I need some sleep haha. Cheers guys, let's all get fucking smashed when exams are over.
banking culture is pretty disgusting with the rate rigging etc, barclays gets fined every fucking 10 minutes.
Either way, people who say >muh bankers muh bonuses are usually lefties who ignore the immigration side of the problem too
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the want to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.
Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of it's day did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. Hate it. My life is giving out.
almost like it's a big, important issue people feel passionate about. Maybe something similar for you would be how you can most efficienctly rape several hundred white working class underage british girls and get away with it ey rasheed
>Thinks all Pakis are rapists because a few had sex with teenagers who aren't of age
>Posts pictures of other teens who aren't of age and calls them "slags" and jizzes over them
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>Pakis are scum for raping those kids, THIS IS ARE CUNTREH, PAKIS OUT, E-E-EDL, VOTE UKIP
>Now excuse me whilst I look at pictures of scantily clad 13-year-olds and talk about my 2D child waifu whilst claiming benefits
"I don't think it'll fit, but I'm willing to try and take it." I told him.
"Oh I'm make it fit bitch." He grabbed me hard as he put his head up to my tight pussy, I maybe a nympho but I've always been super tight, unusually so, and his head of cock was like the size of a tangerine. In all his dick was like one of those dildos you see in sex shops that looks impossible to take, well turns out its not impossible.
"Oh god, no I can't!" I said as I tried to stand up. But he grabbed my ass and wouldn't let me go as he pulled me down onto his massive cock. It hurt so bad, I thought I was going to faint. But he wasn't letting me go and I like being forced so I was going to have to just shut up and take it like a good bitch. I love making a man cum; just knowing that gets off on my pain makes me so wet. This luckily made it easier to take. But even with plenty of lube it would still have been intense and painful.
He finally got the head in even with me struggling. I was amazed. He reached up and grabbed my tits and pulled me down, slow and unrelenting. I could feel my pussy stretch and tear.
REALLY REALLY REALLY want Charli xcx to be my slagfu hnnnnnnng
kick all pakis out of europe
>you will never camp and lay outside the tent looking up at the stars while being taught about them with cornwall
On the night bus I saw a fight between two massive black lads. Was like watching apes fight, they were fucking landing massive blows on each other's heads, clattering into chairs, knocking people over. Only ended when one of them fucking slammed the other's head into a pole/handrail thing and got off screaming Ebonics. Don't know how they're both not dead.
Wew. Hands are shaking and I've been back in my flat for like half an hour.
still would be nice
>there are now 3 somersets
Signing up for job seekers next week.
I'm 20 and never had an official job (I've done the odd bit of cash over the last few years, but I can't mention that to them)
What's the likelihood that they will get me a manual labour job? every time I've done cash in hand it just makes me fucking sad because it's so shit.
Starting uni this year and need something part time till then and I'm out of cash