/brit/

cara
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maisie
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Cup of tea and a bag of crisps lads

le make lots of threads meme xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPe-ly0BHM

wew

>>53600017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

NEW THREAD! GET IN HERE!
>>53600065
>>53600065
>>53600065

>>53599923

FUCK OFF

WHICH THREAD LADS

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What do you mean? dudududu

snacks

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Ultimate American snack.

>>53600280

>>53599880
>>53599880

how do I achieve meme status?

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>mfw yanks exist

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Trump lads

>>53600017
sheev

>>53602512
are you pigmentally challenged

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>>53602571
>when a yank enters the thread

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Alright lads
Pick your poison

also specify your brand/variety of choice in thread.

http://strawpoll.me/6539483
http://strawpoll.me/6539483
http://strawpoll.me/6539483
http://strawpoll.me/6539483

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>Wanna fight?

what do?

>>53600344
Why is the second super mario so shit? What were Nintendo thinking? They found a formula that works and is immeasurably popular, then they change that formula completely, only to return to it for Mario Bros 3.

It's literally fucking crap. Can't jump on enemies to kill them... Retards. Yoshis island was also shit.

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>>53602609
vodka
whatever's cheapest

>>53602609
Spirit of choice: Gosling's Black Seal Rum

Cocktail of choice: Dark 'n' Stormy

>>53602623
slap him on the bum

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>53602609
>rum that hight
hmmm unexpected imo

lmao that autistic yank actually stopped posting

SO FUCKING BORED IN CLASS AND SILL HAVE 40 MINUTES

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>Alright lads
>Pick your poison

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>>53602601
>"make america great again"
>america
>great
>ever

>>53602625
Because it started as an entirely different game and they slapped the Mario brand on it

>Yoshis island was also shit.
Jog on

>>53602643
some aussie wrecked him

had it coming 2bh

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>>53602623
square go la'

>>53602625
well it was the second game, its not like they knew

same thing they did with Zelda 2 changing it before settling on the standard


also Japanese Mario 2 was pretty similar to Mario 1

Americans got Doko Doko Panic

>>53602609
the one vote for liqueur better be for citrus shit

pretend that >>53602539 was posted in this thread, for me babe x

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>>53602623

heem him the fuck out with my speed, timing and mewment

Might do a duolingo

>>53602642
Rum is great lad
good variety and lots of ways to enjoy

like Gin for me I hate drinking unmixed

>>53602678
was me lmao

>>53602714
yeh i quite like it myself desu

>>53602686
>Super mario 2 is the second Mario game

You forgot the NES existed?

>>53602711
been doing Norwegian myself

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>rum

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>>53602609
Who's the bird?

>>53602673
yoshis island is shit

>>53602661
Don't worry, we'll make you great again by proxy.

>>53602705
must be depressing going through months of gruelling training and preparation just to get heemed in 8 seconds

>>53602736
I mean 2nd super mario

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>Why yes, I do enjoy a nice rum from time to time m'lady

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rate the new haircut lads x

>>53602757
Jog on

>>53602741
Did I say you could reply to me leaf?

>>53602790
>cut
I dont think so

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>>53602790
kek i saw this the other day and saved his picture for future use

got 1000 words to do in about 9 hours

im well rested, had something to eat, feeling thick, solid, tight

although it has taken about 2 hours to write 200 words el oh el

>53602757

i don't like this meme :(

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>>53602741
why?

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>>53602746
Alizee

>>53602813
what is this for

>>53602673
Yoshis island was crap though m8

>>53602842
Jog on

>>53602826
its easy(er) and I want to go to Norway
plus I just like the sound of the language

best mario was the mario where you would go left on the mini map for the big coin first
was it mario world

>>53602757
>>53602842
utterly shit taste
you should be ashamed of yourselves

Best Mario was Super Mario 3

just perfect

>>53602833
uni i'd imagine

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>>53602863
This one?

>>53602833
yoony

>>53602863
Yes lad

>>53602911
yeeeeee

>>53602905
SNES Yoshi's Island was tits

maybe they mean the N64 one cause that was pretty bad

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pakis 2bh

>>53602905
3, World, Yoshi's Island, and 64 are all great
World is my personal favourite I think

>>53602921
That's World, yes

>>53602910
do an edit that will make me go amazed or are you doing bed soon

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>Trump getting parred hard

>>53602910
thought that was you tbqh your flags are way too similar

>>53602957
Bradistani from 1direction haha

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>cuck bf

*sigh*

Just got back from the club lads.
howre you cunts?

maisie

Holy shit Trump literally cannot be stumped.

>>53602959
yea I agree but 3 is my favorite

though the "Best" Mario game hands down is All Stars

>>53602865
yoshi's island is an escort mission
it's terrible

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>>53602959
>tfw used to play it with a girl
>tfw she was better than me

>>53602962
link

Stop saying foy or I'm going to get very upset and you won't like it.

being more social at work with the main goals being: to begin the reconstruction of my social life, improve my job security+performance, make connections on the job that could lead to better opportunities, and to hopefully start talking to this qt that i like

day 5, its beginning to bear some fruit


i will make a more detailed report on friday....

watch this space...

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>store in a cool, dry space
>put it on the windowsill

>caring about Amemeican politics

>>53602960
That's not me lad. Will be going soon, was trying to bruteforce that yank's tripcode but he's gone now so I suppose the moment's passed.

>>53603010
http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1251429410001/fox-business-network/?#sp=watch-live

>>53603031
>politics
its literally reality tv

Are there any more side scrolling Mario games worth playing other than Mario World, Super Mario 1, Super Mario 2, and Yoshis Island?

>>53602994
Of course
Never did get past World 8 in Lost Levels

>>53602998
How shit are you at video games jesus

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>>53603041
thanks la <3

>>53603052
Super Mario 3 obvi

>>53603052
Lost Levels (1 but harder)
3 obviously
New, but I can only speak for the DS version

Also there are thousands of World ROM hacks

>>53603038
>bruteforce
whats one of them

>>53603088
>>53603096
I meant 3 not, not 2, whoops.

What is the new DS version?

>>53603052
Mario Maker

>>53602957
knew a lebanese girl from school that looked a bit like this, except she had huge chebs

she was a nice girl as well, bit sad that i never made a move on her tbqh

>>53603120
New Super Mario Bros.

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>>53603125
Should have went for it la

>>53602608
i thought we were cool nova scotia

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>"New" Super Mario Bros. is almost 10 years old

>>53602865
baby mario is annoying af and 100% it is tedious

Do British politicians ever claim that the UK is the greatest nation on the face of the earth?

should i smoke a marijuana

>>53603157
You're alri

>>53603159
not very new then is it you absolute cunt

>>53603055
>Never did get past World 8 in Lost Levels
play with luigi

>>53603179
yes desu

>>53603176
Of course

Doesn't every countries leader claim their country is the best in the world?

just spent 5 solid hours at a club dancing and made tons of great new lifelong friends desu

>>53603211
everyone always says we're over patriotic so I was curious

>>53603236
no you didn't

>>53603176
on question time tonight one called london the global capital

>>53603236
sounds like too much work

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>>53602957
>>53602982
>>53603132
>>53603154
gonna need this slags name la

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>>53603111
Just trying billions of passwords to try and find the one that he used.

Off now. Good luck with the essay x

>>53603154
got a pic with her nipples showing but they don;t want me to post it

>>53603306
they do

>>53603236
noun

definition: a set of type of one particular face and size

>>53603237
You are to be fair, the people as well as the leadership. Having pride in your nation is fine, there's nothing wrong with patriotism. I think it's the mentality of the people assuming America is number 1 in everything, mainly through ignorance and lack of knowledge of other countries. It's a bit cringe

I can't believe Bernie Sanders is even a thing....

>>53603265
This desu, absolute semen shaitan

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>>53603352
redpill me on the US candidates desu

>>53603237
Yeah but your patriotism does reach retarded levels tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhITpTtG888

>>53603312
shhhh

>>53603352
this is what happens when we let over 50 years go by without a shoah

JANNY

>>53603392
goodness me, this is lewd

>>53603282
youre quite the hacker elite arent you

anyway nighty night ill see you later on

only got up at 12am so im going to be around for a fair bit of time i daresay

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>>53603392
WEW

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>>53603392
delete file before-

>>53603384
Trump - the best
Clinton - the worst

>>53603237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g&feature=youtu.be

>>53603384
Hilary, a literal woman who won't show us the e-mails she sent from the white-house

Bernie - Our LITERAL Guy, socialist cuck

Trump - Living meme

no one else matters

>>53603352
he isn't outside a few places on the internet
he has no support base and his only purpose is to act as a foil for Hillary

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look at this lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGa52qPVvA

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>>53603392
HE'S HERE

What are some good clubs in Belfast?

feel the burn

still wide awake after my benzo and booze intake

HAXBALL
A
X
B
A
L
L

>Leaving the curry nudes up
Quite like this new chilled out custodian t b h

>>53603444
so basically it's 2 meme men or a psychopath woman lmao

need a bum to sniff

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>>53603392

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>>53603468
do you lads have the show "How its made" or something similar to it where its just footage of shit being made in a factory

>>53603384
Well I'm white and in Cali so Trump is a godsend in terms of making all the roaches flee.

Other than that, you have Bernie, who is entirely unrealistic and is literally spouting his Jewish Bolshevik bullshit.

And then Hillary who is a snake in human form and a pedo/rape enabler. She killed that ambassador in Libya.

She would just be a continuation of the Bush/Obama bullshit and we'll slide further off the world stage.

All other candidates don't have a chance.

>>53603553
Yeah basically, don't you guys have your elections this year as well? Repill me on Australian politics

>>53603472
I deleted it myself asap
should have saved it quick if you wanted

>>53603384
Democrats:
>Bernie
A socialist from New England and a real life jew
>Hillary
Bill Clintons wife who he cheated on a lot and to pay her back for not leaving him while in the White House the Democrat party leadership will try to make her President
She may have also committed a few crimes and possibly some murders

Republicans:
>Cruz
Born in Canada and conservative as fuck
>Rubio
Handsome, young, moderate, and the establishment current favorite
>Trump
a very entertaining man that says what he wants and doesn't care if anyone has a problem with it

>>53603566
yes

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>>53603265
>tfw no halal in the streets haram in the sheets gf

>>53603478
Shillelaghs

fucking spics

https://twitter.com/CrazyFightz/status/655423247643598848

jesus christ

fuck that mane

>>53603566
yes lad!

>>53603654
Pinche cabron chupa mi pene

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>>53603444
>>53603553
>>53603569
>>53603614
It's a meme election

>>53603663
ITS LIKE ME AND MARLEY BUT ON AN EXTREME LEVEL

>>53603663
I wonder if that kid has insurance.

want to go outside and do a smoke but my neighbours are still up and in their kitchen SmH

going be drunk 24 hours from now all going to plan

who /virgin in their mid-to-late 20s/ here

>>53603698
Rubio is a normal one but he won't get nominated

>>53603663
what the hell was that fat kid even doing?
he deserved to get decked

>>53603698
America is donezo

>>53603772
A M N E S T Y
M
N
E
S
T
Y

drifting into a benzo stupor

>>53603768
Nah I'm only 22

>>53603776
>white people

>>53603752
Worried about the rozzers? They don't even have pointy shooties la

>>53603586
it's either this year or very early next year, and it's no where near the scale of US stuff.

labor is headed by a guy who deemed more unlikeable than the liberal prime minister, who took over from Abbott in order to have a chance at winning the next election. it's anyone guess really.

business idea: fill up your drink at subway before you leave so you get double

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>>53603663
>damn nigga deez wite ppl b crazy as fukk!!!

>>53603815
nah neighbours would be cool about it
i just don't want to have to talk to them desu

it's a student house and our back gardens are pretty much joined together so they'd just have to open their kitchen door to speak to me

>>53603776
i dont know??

why are you asking me ?????

>>53603808
>I'm only 22
fuck off grandpa

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>>53603808
i'll be 29 in a month

dip your wick before it's too late kid

>>53603821
Do you like your PM? The only aussie i talk to is conservative so he's biased

>>53603768

me, 27, KV, neet, ugly as fuck, alcoholic, benzo addict, gone insane from psychedelic use, cry and think about suicide every day, too scared to get help, genuinely looking forward to my day of the rope

>>53603440
really wasn't even that over the top

>>53603796
the donors need their spics

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Trump LITERALLY always looks so smug haha

>>53603689
CHICANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

if you want a gf then you are literally off the charts fedora

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>>53603862
Shes a whore for Aussie cock.

carson > trump

>>53603849
Not very neighborly 2bh

>>53603809
black people can't fight any better, they just commit to the fight rather than pussying out after one blow

el pirata.... se enfurece >>53603884

>Trump banging on about 'muh 9/11' again

>>53603898
you're right

>>53603914
they're alright just cba with them at the moment

they smoke a shit load desu

listening to quality British music

https://youtu.be/4bMQTU2iI1E

>>53603911
Why the NyQuil Nigger?

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>53603926
a aint seen no nigga doin that shit tho

>>53603798

Making me jealous la

Any qt twinks need powerfucking in the Manchester area

>>53604012
ribena

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wew

>>53604012
me

>>53604025
Nice drink that is lad
Strawberry one is a bit of alright
>>53604063
You around Salford ?

>>53603942
NEVER forget

>>53603985
can't wake up

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>>53603943
We should get emotionally attached and then we could have some Aussie dude come in a cuck me.

That'd be so hot.

>>53604084
In Sale la

>>53604100
Seppos = Cuckolds confirmed

>>53604090
It literally changed EVERYTHING

Scroll wheel is working again lads

>>53604100
>>53604159
Are there 2 (two) DUDERADICAL! (cali) posters or are you a samefag?

>>53604175
Our country will NEVER be the same

everytime some massive lottery comes around people create fake facebook stories of them winning it saying they'll give out money to people that like their status

and every year 200K+ believe it

>>53604201
There are two, thailad~

>>53604090

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8YmZThpgE

>>53604215
same thing happens on twitter too

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>tfw you genuinely validate her

having a fruit salad

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hmmmm

>>53604201
There are also often two Virginia posters, and sometimes three

>>53604197
that took a while

>>53604090
i unironically do a sign of the cross everytime i see the time 9:11 even though i haven't been to church in years

>>53604241
I don't think I can deal with that. Pls flip a quarter and the loser has to move state and never return under penalty of death.
>>53604278
no

>>53604279
It just fixed itself

Though now that I've mentioned it it's starting to get patchy again ree

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what do lads? monday to look like i'm super enthusiastic or wednesday to give myself mroe time to prepare? this job is like 28k a year i never expected to be offered an interview.

>>53604291
I've been looking at the time at precisely 9:11 on the way to work for like 4 days now. No shit.

>>53604276
a VERY british thread

>>53604253
Can you please delete this triggering post? It seriously moves me to tears every single time I see what has happened to this country.

>>53604294
Give me 6 (six) months and I'll prob be somewhere different.

>>53604321
wednesday

>>53604339
haha oh wow

>>53604344
radical

>>53604339
yeah it seems to appear a lot for me too

propa weird

might do a cheeky suicide

CAN'T GET ONTO REDDIT LADS

>>53604344

you need to see it to be reminded of the savagery of the islamic death cult, with their leader mohammded the peado pig shagger (pork/piss per upon him)

muslims are mentally ill, every last one

>>53604321
monday because then you don't need to get up so earlyu

Friday night? Time to browse the 'chon!

Going to drop out of uni lads, telling my folks tomorrow

Going to chase that asda dream instead

having some cofe then will go back to essay maybe at 4

got about 700-800 words left, and some of thats the conclusion, so it doesnt really count as youre just writing what youve already put down but in shorter sentences

>>53604321
be alpha and tell them you can only do tuesday midday

>>53604448
oh no lad :c

Oh dear lads

>>53604378
It's almost annoying that these seemingly random numbers trigger a 'NEVAR 5GET THE YANK SPANK', want them just to be numbers again.

>>53604448
is this real

really cant understand why anyone would drop out; apart from essays its a doss

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Lot of schizophrenic Yanks in tonight

>>53604462
It just isn't working out lad

I have no enthusiasm for it
Need them asda bucks so I don't have to move back

>>53604489
What course you doing senpai?
Second year electrical engineering is no doss

doing a high on prescription painkillers

>>53604510
oh right i do an arts subject

this term have three classes a week

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>>53604494
I AM EVERLASTING
NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME

>>53604523
i hope you get nauseous and throw up scum :3

>>53604540
>>53604545
buckle my shoe

>>53604548
not abusing it, my tooth really hurts

>>53604545
nons

>>53604494
The @ button is free, sweaty ;)

>>53604544
I should have done an arts subject

But no I had to get science a levels like a fucking idiot

How many of you unironically think the world would be a better place if the axis powers won WWII

>>53604510
do you think you will return to uni in the future?

how do you deal with going from something of an academic high flier to scum tier?

>>53604575
>lancashire
are you a black puddle?

>>53604583
yes

>>53604583
*raises hand* mee

*giggles*

>>53604573
just be careful sweetie <3

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>>53604547
>>53604579
I don't mind desu, just pointing it out.

>>53604583
we were pretty fucked in 1940, only the fact america was incredibly likely to join the war eventually stopped us accepting hitler's multiple offers of peace. it's all your fault, yanks

>>53604585
I might go back, I don't know

I was born working class scum, I can go back to being working class scum

Might join the navy

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>>53604583
Definitely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

>>53604635
i feel you a lot desu, think i would have to join the armed forces if i dropped out. couldn't deal with the shame

>be my mum
>not let me smoke in my room
>my dad literally smokes everywhere in the house and has said he doesn't mind me smoking inside

female logic lads

>>53604581
dropping out is the most retarded ever

its only 10 weeks or something you donkey

>>53604698
do it anyway you little fanny

>>53604698
Even I smoke and I never light up inside, unless I'm in Vegas.

That shit stays in the walls man.

>>53604698
get your own place

Quite high

>>53604745
fob

want to die haha

just ordered some benzo rcs lads wooo

gonna be checking the post everyday from tomorrow haha

>>53604785
i only make 50k a year

my dick bigger than a bridge

why do successful british men love little boys so much? seems like it happens a lot

>>53604843
drugs are bad especially benzos

housemate has turned the heaating back on

ffs

>>53604907
fucking hate this
why can't the normies just use an extra blanket

>>53604722
But what's the point if I end up with a job I'll hate?

I have an exam tomorrow, which I know I will pass, but I don't feel satisfied, I don't even feel relieved, I just know that all passing my exams means is getting to do another set in five months time

>>53604686
You should join the TA anyway
We get a 30% discount on nando's, half of at dominos, I've also been paid to go skiing twice

All you have to give up is two hours a week, one weekend a month and 1-2 serious injuries per year

>>53604907
turn your radiator off then if its a9 u

>>53604637
Just downloaded all her pics off VK haha

guess how many sit ups i can do lads

go on guess

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>>53599883
Can I post Felicity here?
Nobody on /b/ know who she is.

>>53604971
shinty-six

>>53604925
yeh i have mate but im still paying for this heating

>>53604920
yeh mate might look into in a bit more depth after exams. been thinking about it for a while

>>53604918
i don't know mate normies are mentally ill

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18519395

>>53604920
>I have an exam tomorrow, which I know I will pass, but I don't feel satisfied, I don't even feel relieved, I just know that all passing my exams means is getting to do another set in five months time

hate this phrase but "man up"

you sound like a literal child

just do the degree, youve done half of it anyway

>>53604964
"Lip them?! What?!"

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>>53604623
azaelia is a bit of a qt tbqh, shame shes such a monumental cunt

>>53604988
haha higher ;) ;) x

canadians aren't so bad

>>53605030
word, a little slut for white cock

>>53604902
what do you think "banter with the boys" meant, lad?

>>53605005
It's called the Kalergi plan. Merkel is following it step by step.

just bought a t-shirt online

>>53605053
don't delete this

>>53605092
delete this

>>53605092
nah they're alright

>>53605008
Ah yes, excellent argument
Don't attempt to work towards a future you'll actually enjoy, bow to social pressure and do something you'll hate, even though it would be much easier to stop doing the thing you hate, and take a small amount of time to pick something else

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>canadians aren't so bad

>>53605053
I like canadians more than yanks desu

honestly cant imagine what yank /brit/posters would look like

i doubt theyre normies

who /ahahaha/ here

ahahaha

>>53605141
we're all reptilians

>>53605107
good lad

>>53605141
youd be upset if you saw me in real life. im about as normie as they come besides 4chan but I only do this late at night when im bored

>>53605127
i feel the same way at the moment but ive seen a a lot of people on the internet and irl say working as an engineer is quite different to being an engineering student. a lot of people say they hated the studying and exams etc. but are glad they grinded through it.

>go to bed
>computer is fine
>get up and turn computer on
>computer is fine
>go out and computer is fine
>come home
>anti-virus going mental
>detecting setting chaning adware
>adware blocking me from going onto microsoft safety scanner
>blocking security update
>updated at 11 am

what the fuck happened REEEEEEEEEE