pls rate my latest perkele
others are welcome to contribute their perkeles
Vladimir Demikhov was a human centipede enthusiast before anyone knew that was even an option. More specifically, he was a Soviet scientist who performed all sorts of insane (successful!) experiments like, for instance, creating his very own two-headed pup. Of course, Vlad was also a major pioneer in the field of organ transplantation in general. The doctor to perform the world's first heart transplant had even visited Demikhov's lab twice prior—a part of his tale that's often overlooked in favor of the fact that this man made a living two-headed dog.
Not nearly as manly as you may think.
Something in spanish for the m8s
Rivadavia estaba convencido en que la guerra contra el Imperio del Brasil sería inevitable y ese fue su principal objetivo militar externo enfocando en él los principales recursos.
Cuando el cabildo de Montevideo le pidió ayuda, envió un emisario, Tomás de Iriarte, al gobernador brasileño a exigir la devolución de la provincia usurpada.
goddamn those ch sounds in the beginning are killing me
Awe grazie friendo
How does a proper R sounds like tho?
So it's like a less marked Italian R?
>tfw you never noticed that you sound like a toddler
Funnily enough, last time it was a Canadian who said the exact thing
Just noticed that I said countryside then the Lake District as if they weren't the same thing. They are.
can't tell the difference with a native, your post is truly a masterpiece
>A russian that actually speaks a proper english
>An Argentinian that actually speaks a proper Spanish
>tfw last year an american grill on /int/ called me a ''cocksucking faggot'' with a hot voice on Vocaroo
>mfw saved it in my bookmarks for wanking puposes
>mfw it's been so long ago the vocaroo is no longer available
why didn't you just download it, ya dingus?
>An American poster said I had a sexy voice in 2014 (never responded)
>A Canadian grill sang me Happy Birthday last year
DIDN'T KNOW VOCAROO FILES WERE GETTING REMOVED AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME FUCK ME
They are likely to stay clear unless they want to say something that lives up to your expectations
Well i just turned 21 yesterday and i don't sound manly and deep like that italian, so i guess i'm not surprised at all
holy shit i can't stop laughing
Why don't you ask some other girl here to record another one for you?
It's not so amazing but i imagine pic related when i hear your voice
pls say something more, your voice and accent are perfect
Any cute girl here would please record herself calling me a ''cocksucking faggot'' in some kind of bitchy voice? :3
lmao I record lots of random shit for people all the time
Not very good with the bitchyness thing
all yours, my friend
it was mommy's turn this time
>ESPERA LÁ ESPERA LÁ
>ENTÃO TAS A DIZER
>TU TÁS-ME A DIZER
>*derrota a Espanha*
>A DIZER QUE
>QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS
>UMA ESPÉCIE DE
>*navega os 7 mares*
>QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS
>ÉRAMOS ALGUM GÉNERO DE
>ÉRAMOS REIS E O CARALHO?
>*perde império e declara falência*
>Not very good with the bitchyness thing
No idea why it was deleted.
Ok I got my imouto to help me with this one. Maybe you will get something out of it.
Could you please read a couple of the excuses from this list young British lady?
>tfw that qt french girl from the beginning of the thread is gone
No way, that was the exact pronunciation they are trying to teach us here
Now this is just me spamming my shit but here's the translation that nobody wants or needs: "Life is hard. And so is my dick."
All thanks to her.
>tfw you never get massachusetts right when you want to
>mfw suddenly not retarded argies joins the thread
How many argentinians do actually frequent /int/?
It could be a trap and you might be hiding 3 GB of the simpsons pics in your hard drive.
Also in case someone wants to try some spanish:
No quedará en la noche una estrella.
No quedará la noche.
Moriré y conmigo la suma
del intolerable universo.
Borraré las pirámides, las medallas,
los continentes y las caras.
Borraré la acumulación del pasado.
Haré polvo la historia, polvo el polvo.
Estoy mirando el último poniente.
Oigo el último pájaro.
Lego la nada a nadie.
FUCKING ARGIES WITH THEIR STUPID SECRET MEMES
Really good. I found that brazilians speak spanish way better than we spanish speakers speak portuguese. not idea why
Saludos means greetings.
>Llegar a un acuerdo en cuánto a con qué términos definir
Somos tan cáncer, boludo.
>i was laughing at this guy
>suddenly i can't say massachusetts anymore
>Saludos means greetings.
Lolwut why do shitposting argentinians say this all the time?
Also, try speaking some Portuguese, i'm curious:
"Eu vou matar, esfolar
A sua bunda eu vou furar
Vou te pegar na esquina
E te matar menina
Quero sangue espirrado
Vou cortar sua garganta
Porque você é uma anta
Vou arrancar o seu cabelo
E enrolar num novelo"
>mfw american grill's japanese pitched voice recitating Borges
I can't really speak portuguese. Just tried to huehue properly
I give up.
>It's kinda weird when you recognize someone's voice on /int/, greetings pierre
Haha, vocaroo is calling for me t b h, how are you doing ?
>for those who wanna give Italian a try
"Con il termine di età regia nella storia di Roma si fa riferimento al periodo precedente l'istituzione della Repubblica, durante il quale Roma fu retta da un sistema monarchico. Nulla di certo si sa su questo periodo, poiché le fonti che ne parlano sono di parecchi secoli successive e hanno un taglio leggendario. "
lel MOBAs e MMOs são os lugares com as piores aglomerações de macacos, mas não se sinta mal pois também já levei muitos cala a boca por causa do meu sotaque
Let's try some spaghetti
Pretty much the same as the Huelander.
You may want to hear the corrections i've done above
That was quite funny, but almost perfect too.
Good! Check the correction above.
Pronunciation is almost flawless. It sounds weird due to the lack of fluency in reading.
The only mistake I found is the way you pronounce single R's as it those were double R's.
tam chodzi o coś, o czym chyba nie wiemy. merkelową ktoś musi sterować chyba z poza europy. To jest wręcz niemożliwe żeby niemcami dyrygowały chordy dzikich ludzi z afryki, a oni martwili sie w tym czasie o Polskę
beat is only your sample
Very good for a non-romance speaker! Your way of reading reminds me of the pope hah.
Watching subbed stuff and playing rpgs helped lel.
The only thing highschool is good for is learning irregular verbs.
Nice. The single R is now pronounced properly, as you corrected perro (dog) to pero (but). Your spanish is a little bit sloppy but it's perfectly understandable, which is important to start talking and practicing with other people. Also you have a vast vocabulary.
I'm literally not.
Argentina man, how is my general pronunciation, obviously I don't go at the speed of a native seeing as I speak english and my parents don't speak spanish so...
As I said, It's perfectly understandable. Pronunciation seems to be your best skill. Your vowels are well defined and I noticed it's quite hard for a native english speaker to master spanish vowels.
HOLY SHIT YOUR ACCENT WHAT THE FUCK
That's so strange I only ever hear the major accents like the Grand Colombia countries and Caribbean Islands and some central americans. That's one of the cooles/highest accents I've ever heard.
Con el dominio que tenés, podés empezar a expandir los recursos de aprendizaje. Es buena idea intentar empezar a consumir cultura en español: películas, series, o textos con la ayuda de un diccionario. Y repasar gramática todos los días para no olvidar conjugaciones y géneros de palabras.
There's some minor differences between argentinian spanish and spanish from Spain.
Puedes / tienes / repasas: podés, tenés, repasás
Also we pronounce Y and LL as an english "sh" sound instead of "i"