Culture pals: Screenshot edition
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Same thing with me, with a 30 year old japanese milf. 10 years older than me.
>You're so sweet, Anon. Why are you still single?
>When was the last time you had a girlfriend?
I always have to fucking lie.
> used interbopper
> 12 new messages, 2 Wall comments and 5 photo comments
All messages are "hi" from Russians/ukrainians/turks/moroccans zzzzzzzz where da european wimmen at
Expected double or triple that. Well I have Thailand, Indonesia, South Korea and some african countries blocked...
>have Ukie qt with a boyfriend
>her bf would rather play CS GO and dotka than fuck her and spend time with her
>tell her to break up with him because hes trash
>BF finds out about me on whatsapp and interpals and forces her to delete it
If you're looking for nudes, just ask "do you want to trade some pics."
If you want to have a qt to chat with and flirt. Tell lies you think she would like, but nothing you couldn't fake when if she ever visits you.
>"do you want to trade some pics."
Actually some turkish grille gave me her whatsapp for this reason but she was an actual photographer.But when i asked to see pics she didnt respond....until i wished her new year.
Anyway asking for pics seems more like a second/third message thing?
Another one wants to show her drawings but i think she wants to make an album on interpals.
I'm not good at start a new conversation but i'm trying.
Anyways i guess hello is fine now,i just want to make new friends and meet new minds and so on.
Sorry if i disturbed you...
Have good memories in your life~
yes. actually if a turk woman loses her virginity, her chances of getting 8-9/10 and/or rich husband in turkey becomes very low. so they seek foreign ones. they become trash or fuck-doll in turkey. it's pretty sad actually.
>I like belong of course so much!!
>Have you found previously in Istanbul?
>Everyone has a story of absolute arrival to Istanbul. Love, civilization, history, I can express poetry. The city of love, and love for me:)
>Um yes i was swim in the blacksea
>say polite man and Let me say here :))
it amuses me how males from 2nd/3rd world countries think that their women cant be attracted to our looks, and that its ONLY and always about money.
Yes its often about money in poorer countries when u have women throwing themselves in front of you. But there are alot of girls who find white guys attractive and who apprecciate our more liberal personalities.
I love my cutie. I am going to visit her in March, maybe I will get EU passport. Wish me luck
what about her?
there is something weird about her
>Telling people about your health problems
Even if it's a permanent illness and she's gonna die early, I'd not tell everyone about it if I were here.
This is intimate stuff you rather keep to yourself and your closest friends.
>buy rubbers!!! wear 2 just to be sure
if I impregnate her, she won't be able to continue her study and has to go back. Child won't have German nationality only because I have and it's born in Germany. Parent's need to be married for letting the child inherit the fathers nationality in Germany.
Having a child with me will NOT
>assure her a residence permit
>assure her or the child the German nationality
and it's almost impossible to get child support from Korea to Switzerland.
So why should I care?
What time will she arrive?
How many rooms to clean?
Don't bother with the car (unless there's trash and dirt inside, clean it up quickly).
Grab some cleaning utensils and clean your apartment.
First go through each of your furnitures and through the trash on the floor or a bin/plastic sack.
Try to only use 5 mins per furniture and you'll be done quickly.
Then take the trash you've gathered and throw it away. Clean the floor afterwards
Change your bed sheets, open your windows, use sone febreeze or perfume on your furnitures?
As for the kitchen, also go through each of the cupboard, take out the items and clean them. 5 mins per cupboard and more time for the fridge, oven and especially sink and dish washer (one of these two must be the source of smell I guess)
Don't think just clean, do you think you can do it?
Turn on music meanwhile and afterwards you'll sleep like a baby
>What time will she arrive?
20:10 in Zürich. She studies in Würzburg.
>How many rooms to clean?
>Don't bother with the car (unless there's trash and dirt inside, clean it up quickly).
half kebab on the back seat, 3 days old. It doesn't smell because of the cold. Just an example of many
>Grab some cleaning utensils and clean your apartment.
>First go through each of your furnitures and through the trash on the floor or a bin/plastic sack.
>Try to only use 5 mins per furniture and you'll be done quickly.
>Then take the trash you've gathered and throw it away. Clean the floor afterwards
I already filled 3 bags of trash
>Change your bed sheets, open your windows, use sone febreeze or perfume on your furnitures?
I'm washing the bed sheets. They're in the dryer for another half hour
>As for the kitchen, also go through each of the cupboard, take out the items and clean them. 5 mins per cupboard and more time for the fridge, oven and especially sink and dish washer (one of these two must be the source of smell I guess)
>Don't think just clean, do you think you can do it?
>Turn on music meanwhile and afterwards you'll sleep like a baby
POST SICK TUNES
Just booked a 65sqm maisonette suite with city view and king size bed for two nights so I can have a royal fuck with my Chinese QT when I give her a quick visit before I return to Germany while gazing at the city lights from up above.
I really don't get why you do that when you have a woman you love..
If she's Russian she will unfortunately be a babushka soon though..
N-no homo though
>tfw you see people named with a poorfag version of your based ancient name
>in some way
Christ, it's like the german people are the most repressed pedophiles in the entire Orion arm.
>TFW I've mastered dick picture angles and all my QT's think i'm bigger than I actually am.
So you can talk to many of us and not mix up our names, anon)))
It's a Greek name and means the resurrected one, well, they are orthodox, so it makes sense.
But anon, this is not a badoo thread))
>Being so pathetic you virgins have to prowl a language exchange site for foreign girls and spend thousands travelling across the globe
What went so wrong? Why can't you get girls like a normal person?
Get maximum hard, grab the base and get close enough so it looks fat.
I'm really a thin 5incher but with the nice angles I look like a fat 7 incher.
I'm sure there's more elaborate guides on the internet.
I want to perhaps give it a go guys, any tips? I don't want to spend too much time on it but I want to learn Spanish and would be interested in some backup women.
How much time does it cost to maintain women? How do you keep them to yourself (or increase the odds)?
>half last views are guys
Did you just call me ugly you little motherfucker?
I will fucking proof my aesthetic looks to you!
Every morning when I get up, I take big warm shit to get my bumhole moist and comfy for the day. Then I brush my teeth with then latest model of the OralB series and polish them with bicarbonate (baking soda, you bloody pleb). I use the most fucking expensive body powder imported from Italy to get my greasy as fuck hair look freshly washed because shampoo kills your hair and brain cells, shit is common knowledge, pleb.
Then I get dressed up, wearing my lucky jeans I hang on my balcony every evening before I go to sleep at 3am. It saves the environment because the nature is my washing machine and it gets a nice burnt smell from my neighbour's cigarette smoke with caramel aroma. Ergo, no bad smell guaranteed. Same with my t-shirt and undies that my mum gifted me for Christmas 2003.
After getting dressed, I style my hair with some condensed water from my windows, put my father's absolutely gorgeous Louis Vuittons from 1989 on and take selfies for interbenis.
I am a 10/10 with a fucking better godgiven Jaw than Gaybrah.
Is this the last bastion of women on the internet? I haven't had this much contact with women on the internet since 2005 MCR message boards when I was 12. Usually these things get saturated with cock
You are a very proud person. Your name and reputation matter to you, and you will never lose your dignity for anyone, no matter what. You take your personal and professional life very seriously, and you're not hesitant to brag about it when you reach great accomplishments. You can be a bit smug at times, but it’s only because you’re awesome. Humility is important, but knowing what you're worth and feeling confident about it is even more crucial.
Hmm, translate it into German?
After basically being stuck in the worst qt-less rut I've been in in a while, out of fucking nowhere I find this super cute girl, brand new to the site and we start joking and in the first 5 messages she asks for my whatsapp and we talked till she slept. And she said she'd text me when she wakes up.
A girl texting first is rare enough already, but when she actually says she will because she wants to talk more is rare as fuck.
yesterday you told me to say sorry, i hope this wont end up in a major ruse
Never really liked Adele that much desu
>Did you broke up with your Czech qt Hawaii lad?
No thankfully not but almost though she's still a little mad at me and we didn't talk as much as normal today though we're planning on Skyping tomorrow and watching something again, so I guess everything is ok since it was her idea to Skype.
Good song by the way.
I remember you posted something earlier about the argument you had with her, I don't think it's anything serious just based on what you told, just give her some time to study for her tests lad.
Yeah I've gotten over it and I'm just giving her time to get over it. No it wasn't anything very serious and we've had a few before this too and we always fixed it afterwards though she got more mad at me than the last times but yeah I'm just leaving her be a little and only talking to her when she sends me a message. She just gets edgy during exam time.
im a german girl who came over to the U.S.S.A when i was 7 during the 90s
how to i convince this one finn that he should date me
you guys are /men/, i figured you fags would know
A very high amount of the people who post in these threads met their qts irl for Christmas/New Years, and are no longer virgins
Other than that, things are pretty much the same as they always have been the past few months
What is the worst country on interpals?
Hardmode - nonmuslim, nonthai
I'm not usually here during those times
i dont think i can prove im a girl without >muh tits
so ill just leave you to decide
interpals fucked with the message order but you get the idea
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE SHITS
I AM ABOUT TO FILTER MOST OF THE WORLD
Like maybe 60% of these girls are uggos too ;_;
my voice is vomit dont expect much senpai
have a good fap to that thought, then
>Have 5 or so chinese/Asian qts
>Get wechat and add them all
>talk on and off for a long time
>One day I get mad at one of them
>Get drunk and post on my status "All Chinese girls are useless whores"
>Log off and don't go online for a few weeks
>Log on and forgot I put that status up
>Erase status and message qts
>None of them reply to me now
Well I guess the lesson is if you want to get rid of Asians, just call them useless whores or something.
I must be tired af, meant to write "desu" not "desu" lol. Just use it every now and then if you want to and don't be scripting 24/7. Don't think you'll have any chance of being banned then.
>Talking to Korean qt that's studying in England
>She tells me she's tired and that it's really late
>Convince her to talk to me off interpals because I dislike using the messaging system they have
>She tell me to use wechat
>Spend 30 minutes trying to get it installed and working because I'm fucking terrible with phones
>Starting to think she fell asleep while waiting for me to get all this to work
>he doesn't wish good morning to his harem of Finnish girls every morning
I gave all my qts the same nickname, it makes it so much easier for example when I take a picture of something I'll write "wish you were here, [name]" on a piece of paper in the photo also they think status updates with the nickname are specifically for them. It's quite devious 2bh.
I had to do this, she keeps sending me picture messages on whatsapp. I don't even bother opening them because chances are they're useless. I do wish whatsapp had a way to view messages without showing that they're viewed.
>where did you meet
At the Train Station in Vicenza, Italy
>what did you do?
We walked around Vicenza, sat down and just talked. Got lunch and then hopped on a train to Verona. We strolled through Verona just like pic related. It was very pleasant!
>how was it?
Very nice. It was great spending time with her. Definitely worth it.
Don't worry bro, I was nervous as fucking hell before we met. But once we actually met up, your mind stops racing so you'll be able to be fine. In fact, my QT was spaghetting more then I thought I would have. It was so cute watching her just blush, and try to cover her face :)
Pic related. Just like that, I've never had a girl tuck her arm through mine before. It made me feel very special, like a sense of value.
Met at the train station. First thing I did was taking her to a shady (but nice) Currywurst store in the red light district, passing sandnigger dealers and nigger thugs.
She was really nervous, was pretty cute.
Then we just walked around the city, went up the church tower etc just checked out some tourist stuff. Then I gave her a present (handmade notebook so she can keep records of her travels (we met in her first month as an aupair so she'd obviously travel around europe a lot)) which made her cry, then it was already dark, we went to a pub, had one drink. went home, had a beer, she was drunk by then, started hugging and being really feelsy.
later that night we both lost our virginity.
>be le me ugly self xDdD
>wake up to 5 messages from cute european girls
Is this actually real?
>have job interview
>interviewer shows me a slide with a world map and some cities marked (Beijing, Milano, Sydney, Taipei etc)
>interviewer: sometimes we switch developers for a few weeks to let them see how our other teams in different locations work. So it would be possible that you need to be in Taipei or in Beijing for example every now and then.
I think I'm in heaven.