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>>53572650
>tfw no qt

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>>53573232
Too ez

>gril says she wants to meet me in Spain when we are both there as a tourist
oh dog
how do i not fuck this up

>>53574030
What cunt?

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>>53574030
Same thing with me, with a 30 year old japanese milf. 10 years older than me.

>>53574158
kebab

>>53574208
Remove

Is she muslim?

>>53574208
It's just a pure luck thing. Wouldn't invest time and money if she didn't assure the fuck in advance. Even then you can't know.

>>53574388
but im going there anyway.
>>53574349
no

>>53574551
Then there is hope.

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>You're so sweet, Anon. Why are you still single?
>When was the last time you had a girlfriend?

I always have to fucking lie.

>>53574896
Non-betas lie too but about other things and over exeggerate things.
At any rate, an important rule when getting women is "if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying."

>>53574896
I lie about everything.

>internet
>telling the truth

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>>53572650
> used interbopper
> 12 new messages, 2 Wall comments and 5 photo comments

All messages are "hi" from Russians/ukrainians/turks/moroccans zzzzzzzz where da european wimmen at


Expected double or triple that. Well I have Thailand, Indonesia, South Korea and some african countries blocked...

what do i say to a qt besides hey
fuck im so bad at this

>>53576111
Watch porn and edge, then talk to qts. Works every time.

>>53576111
Depends on the cunt. The Kebab?

>>53576263
I want to ask one if she also has a passion for arts
but not sure if yes/no questions is a good idea.
im already ont eh edge

>>53576320
yes
also another one from Spain

>have Ukie qt with a boyfriend
>her bf would rather play CS GO and dotka than fuck her and spend time with her
>tell her to break up with him because hes trash
>doesnt
>BF finds out about me on whatsapp and interpals and forces her to delete it
Lmao

>>53576345
If you're looking for nudes, just ask "do you want to trade some pics."

If you want to have a qt to chat with and flirt. Tell lies you think she would like, but nothing you couldn't fake when if she ever visits you.

>>53576663
>"do you want to trade some pics."
Actually some turkish grille gave me her whatsapp for this reason but she was an actual photographer.But when i asked to see pics she didnt respond....until i wished her new year.
Anyway asking for pics seems more like a second/third message thing?
Another one wants to show her drawings but i think she wants to make an album on interpals.

>>53576663
This so much.
Asking for a trade is how i roll to broder.

>>53576858
Btw the trading pics thing only works if you're good looking, the % of success go up if she messaged you first.

>>53577081
Both of them messaged me first.
But im at my second message with one and the other i didnt even message back yet.

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Why are asians crazy.

>>53577535
they want your citizenship.

>>53577601
Does that go for Turkish women as well, because they spam the shit out of me.

>>53577658
>that horrible turklish

>>53577714
I'm not good at start a new conversation but i'm trying.
Anyways i guess hello is fine now,i just want to make new friends and meet new minds and so on.
Sorry if i disturbed you...
Have good memories in your life~

Copy pasted.

>>53577658
yes. actually if a turk woman loses her virginity, her chances of getting 8-9/10 and/or rich husband in turkey becomes very low. so they seek foreign ones. they become trash or fuck-doll in turkey. it's pretty sad actually.

>>53577879
Like foreign men want Turkish women, virginity intact or not.

That feel when you're actually trying to learn norwegian, but all the qts either have inboxes into the hundreds, or have no personality.

>>53577857
>I like belong of course so much!!
>Have you found previously in Istanbul?
>Everyone has a story of absolute arrival to Istanbul. Love, civilization, history, I can express poetry. The city of love, and love for me:)
>Um yes i was swim in the blacksea
>say polite man and Let me say here :))

>>53578111
Why do they even bother.

>>53578311
gril from the third sentence was qt.
but idk what she understands when i write her something.

>>53578367
Send her a dick pic, everyone understands that.

>>53578428
That feel when beta assburger and write actual messages to qt grils

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>>53578494
>People who write on their walls and photos.

>>53577601
it amuses me how males from 2nd/3rd world countries think that their women cant be attracted to our looks, and that its ONLY and always about money.

Yes its often about money in poorer countries when u have women throwing themselves in front of you. But there are alot of girls who find white guys attractive and who apprecciate our more liberal personalities.

>>53578619
I never do that though.
Only direct messages.

>see moroccan grils profile
>i love memes

sheeeet

>>53578708
>tfw not very white
>tfw more strict/conservative/traditional mentality than most Asians
>tfw not attractive
For what do they like me?

>>53579221
No matter how ugly you are, Turkish men are always uglier.

>>53579442
Turkish men usually start talking Turkish to me as soon as I enter a kebab takeaway.

>>53579523
>tfw

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I love my cutie. I am going to visit her in March, maybe I will get EU passport. Wish me luck

>>53580493
She knows about the chin

>>53580493
You could have done better unless you're really ugly, are you?

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>>53580758
what about her?

>>53581072
5.5/10 and cute in some way

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>>53580758

there is something weird about her

>>53581072
You do have eyes, right?

>>53581072
I actually wrote to her for a while. She's weird af and always talks about her "disease" and how she hates her life.

>>53581189
she is dying from permanent ileness

I wanted to ask if she wants to die a virgin, but she already blocked me;(

>>53581311
>>53581300
kek

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19 year old;)

>>53581300
>>53581311
>Telling people about your health problems
Even if it's a permanent illness and she's gonna die early, I'd not tell everyone about it if I were here.
This is intimate stuff you rather keep to yourself and your closest friends.

>>53580493
She looks so Much like a British girl

>>53581779
she's Irish

>>53581876
post more non-qts

>>53581779
You mean ugly?

>>53581988
>inb4

It's always pain for me to write back
all the conversations feel so forced and fake

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>>53581631
>Lorissa
Bloody damn triggered

>>53582519

Whats wrong Larisso?

>>53582825
It's Larissa..
Larisso sounds somewhat alright though

>korean girl visiting me tomorrow
>apartment looks like a pigsty
>car looks even worse
>didn't cut my hair in 4 weeks
>kitchen smells like hell and I can't find the reason
what do?

>>53582519
>>53582988
Hi Lorissa!

>>53583087
force her to clean, they are good at that.
buy rubbers!!! wear 2 just to be sure

>my whatsapp list is just blonde girls taller than me

Snu snu

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swiss qt

>>53583179
>buy rubbers!!! wear 2 just to be sure
if I impregnate her, she won't be able to continue her study and has to go back. Child won't have German nationality only because I have and it's born in Germany. Parent's need to be married for letting the child inherit the fathers nationality in Germany.
Having a child with me will NOT
>assure her a residence permit
>assure her or the child the German nationality
and it's almost impossible to get child support from Korea to Switzerland.
So why should I care?

>>53582988

Okay Lurissa

>>53583179
>wear 2 just to be sure
You do know how wrong this is?

>>53583087
What time will she arrive?

How many rooms to clean?
Don't bother with the car (unless there's trash and dirt inside, clean it up quickly).

Grab some cleaning utensils and clean your apartment.
First go through each of your furnitures and through the trash on the floor or a bin/plastic sack.

Try to only use 5 mins per furniture and you'll be done quickly.
Then take the trash you've gathered and throw it away. Clean the floor afterwards

Change your bed sheets, open your windows, use sone febreeze or perfume on your furnitures?

As for the kitchen, also go through each of the cupboard, take out the items and clean them. 5 mins per cupboard and more time for the fridge, oven and especially sink and dish washer (one of these two must be the source of smell I guess)

Don't think just clean, do you think you can do it?

Turn on music meanwhile and afterwards you'll sleep like a baby

>>53583454
whats wrong with that?
it will slow u down and speed her up

>>53583166
>>53583322
No bullies pls ;-;

>>53583710
Do you really believe that? Don't you know the consequences of rubber on rubber action?

>>53583584
>What time will she arrive?
20:10 in Zürich. She studies in Würzburg.
>How many rooms to clean?
2
>Don't bother with the car (unless there's trash and dirt inside, clean it up quickly).
half kebab on the back seat, 3 days old. It doesn't smell because of the cold. Just an example of many
>Grab some cleaning utensils and clean your apartment.
>First go through each of your furnitures and through the trash on the floor or a bin/plastic sack.
>Try to only use 5 mins per furniture and you'll be done quickly.
>Then take the trash you've gathered and throw it away. Clean the floor afterwards
I already filled 3 bags of trash
>Change your bed sheets, open your windows, use sone febreeze or perfume on your furnitures?
I'm washing the bed sheets. They're in the dryer for another half hour
>As for the kitchen, also go through each of the cupboard, take out the items and clean them. 5 mins per cupboard and more time for the fridge, oven and especially sink and dish washer (one of these two must be the source of smell I guess)
>Don't think just clean, do you think you can do it?
>Turn on music meanwhile and afterwards you'll sleep like a baby
POST SICK TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEH7bSeSL84

>>53583584
*throw

>>53583311
>wanting to make a half Korea baby after you already have a Lithuanian one
One day you will get visited by all these children that want to know about their paps

>>53583901
I'll tell them what an autistic yellow fever fag I was.
>Lithuanian
Latvian

>>53583711
It's ok bby you know you like when I bully you ;)

>>53584063
hahah

wtf r u for real have a kid

>>53583871
https://youtu.be/TA4-teCZ9kI


>>53584063
The same imo

>>53584128
I don't even know you but do you know me? ;—;

>>53584342
>The same imo
I was just pointing out the proud nationality of muh basterd.

Just booked a 65sqm maisonette suite with city view and king size bed for two nights so I can have a royal fuck with my Chinese QT when I give her a quick visit before I return to Germany while gazing at the city lights from up above.

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>>53581631
15 year old;)

>>53584342
>I don't even know you but do you know me? ;—;
I'm your future husband

>>53584063
Why do you invite a Korean over when you have a QT waiting in Taiwan.
Tell her you are a lying, cheating bastard RIGHT NOW.

>>53584668
I am not a pedophiliac but god damn.
>>53584731
He needs his yellow fix.

>>53584668
what's her name

>>53584513
This >>53584731
I really don't get why you do that when you have a woman you love..

>>53584668
If she's Russian she will unfortunately be a babushka soon though..
>>53584698
N-no homo though

>>53584912
>>53584731
>monogamy
are you faggots? Why would anyone limit himself to one woman?

>>53584731
Don't forget hes a mudslime, he can't control himself

>>53584999
>t. Ahmed

IDK he dropped her off at the airport like what a day or two ago.
And now he has another over.
Not good imo.

>>53584999
Bet you share your gf with the big Syrian cock amitight hans?

>>53585058
i though he is white

>>53584999
He said that he imagined having chink babies with her
He's cucking his future wife

>>53584912
she's hungarian living in sweden

>>53584850
shes not on IP

swiss need to sart tripping.
too many with similar stories.

>>53585115
would do the same. fuck gooks (not literally)

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>qt says she eats nutella with butter

>>53585115
Are you this femanon? >>53585134
Italians afair

>>53585134
Nah, he once went to restaurant with his Taiwan Chink. Waiter said if he wanted a falafel and the chink rice.

>>53585195
that's actually breddy gud

>>53584999
clearly this is overcompensating because no one liked you in real life, right? So you use interpals to feel like a real sick nasty playa?

>>53585363
actually it is yes

I'm 28 and every young qt set limit to max 25
that's racist

>>53585440
>be 25
>every top tier girl has her max age set to 24

how

>>53585440
How older would you go for, if you were them and knew you could get someone your age? Not much older, right?

>>53585440
then change it to 24 and tell them Interpals messed it up when you already had a nice conversation, they won't mind probably

>>53585440
Maybe you should stop trying to go for teens you pedo

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>>53582519
>tfw you see people named with a poorfag version of your based ancient name
iktf

>>53585224
>>53585058
I'm Italian btw

>>53574204
a qt 30yrs old asian is basically your normal western girl -10 years, so no problem there.
Just be cool and don't forget to "domo arigato" for her "manko" after sex

>>53585990
they best looking desu
young and fresh

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>>53581189
>in some way
Christ, it's like the german people are the most repressed pedophiles in the entire Orion arm.

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>it's morally wrong to fuck a 15 year old

ah fuck, only now do i realize that the nice priced ticket i always wanted to book actually has a 18h layover in amsterdam...
next best solution is 90€ more
;_;

>>53586142
>young and fresh
kek
They are also the most stupid and whory ones usually

>>53586460
at what time? It could be fun.
usually, when I fly to Taiwan, I always try to have a day in Dubai or a day in Hong Kong.

>>53586683
but it would mean a day less in Taiwan
and I couldn't give a fuck less about amsterdamn TBQH

>>53586748
when are you going to fly?
I'm doing the 01.Feb ZRH -> TPE
wanna fly together?

>>53586853
too early desu
march 25th-apr 15
then back to germany on the 18th from guangzhou

>>53586853
I like your way of living

>>53586011
Thanks for sharing this feel with me

>>53586398
Personally I don't find her that qt but I know that there are people that think so.
#nohomo anyways

>>53586938
alright. Going to Taiwan again later this year. Probably July / August. Maybe then.

>tfw back home
this is so fucking gruesome... ;_;

>>53587242
cancel the date with your korean if you have any pride left in your pathetic self

>>53587366
>implying you don't just want to have one more free korean on IP to fish for yourself

>Talk to German QT with a boyfriend on Whatsapp call
>She's dodging her boyfriend in their house while begging for dick pictures from me.

I kind of feel bad for cucking him.

>>53588544
He will enjoy it, he is German.

>>53588844
if she's German, he's probably Turk.

>>53589220
If he's a Turk, he'll probably be a muzzie.

>>53589318
If he's mudslim, he'll probably beat her up.
Oh boy

>>53589387
damn, i hope he does it.
Stupid whore deserves some nice beat'em'up

Somebody give me a 10/10 who never answers.

>tfw talking to Korean girl
>tfw she asks me why haven't I gone to a different country
>tfw had to say I was unemployed
Kill me

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>TFW I've mastered dick picture angles and all my QT's think i'm bigger than I actually am.

>>53589569
>tfw have actually really a big dick
>tfw never got it full in
>tfw girls always complained about pain after sex
>tfw bad feel

Why are all russians called Anastasia?

>>53589569
explain

>>53589460
/dccrs

>>53572650
i wrote to first girl on Badoo, that's so exciting

>>53589460
/garmo is pretty hot, noy even wearing makeup

>>53589913
the absolute madman

>>53589783
So you can talk to many of us and not mix up our names, anon)))
It's a Greek name and means the resurrected one, well, they are orthodox, so it makes sense.

>>53589914
But anon, this is not a badoo thread))

>Being so pathetic you virgins have to prowl a language exchange site for foreign girls and spend thousands travelling across the globe

What went so wrong? Why can't you get girls like a normal person?

>>53589795
Get maximum hard, grab the base and get close enough so it looks fat.

I'm really a thin 5incher but with the nice angles I look like a fat 7 incher.

I'm sure there's more elaborate guides on the internet.

>>53590113
>implying there are traditional Asian qts in Switzerland

>>53590106
it's same thing basically

>>53590127
just take a pic and say it's 8 inches
they wouldn't know the difference

>>53590113
>What went so wrong?
everything

>>53590113
>spend thousands travelling across the globe
I saw and I will see the world and its pleasures.
Meeting different cultures not as a tourist but as a pussy destroyer.

>>53590113
>Why can't you get girls like a normal person?
I don't how they do it desu

http://www.interpals.net/Ambarcum

>>53589460
/thaizz

>tfw Portuguese girl in Norway blocks Portugal

>>53591748
she viewed me yesterday lmao

I want to perhaps give it a go guys, any tips? I don't want to spend too much time on it but I want to learn Spanish and would be interested in some backup women.
How much time does it cost to maintain women? How do you keep them to yourself (or increase the odds)?

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>half last views are guys
>from /cp/

>>53592519
Hah! I knew it, mhubba is from here. Je viewed me twice, prolly a scriptfag

>tfw ¼ of all of your views are /cp/ scripters

>2016
>Still no Kernewek qt

Anyone know of good pastas for Interbenis other than the ones in the OP's pastebin?

>>53594624
Did you just call me ugly you little motherfucker?
I will fucking proof my aesthetic looks to you!
Every morning when I get up, I take big warm shit to get my bumhole moist and comfy for the day. Then I brush my teeth with then latest model of the OralB series and polish them with bicarbonate (baking soda, you bloody pleb). I use the most fucking expensive body powder imported from Italy to get my greasy as fuck hair look freshly washed because shampoo kills your hair and brain cells, shit is common knowledge, pleb.
Then I get dressed up, wearing my lucky jeans I hang on my balcony every evening before I go to sleep at 3am. It saves the environment because the nature is my washing machine and it gets a nice burnt smell from my neighbour's cigarette smoke with caramel aroma. Ergo, no bad smell guaranteed. Same with my t-shirt and undies that my mum gifted me for Christmas 2003.
After getting dressed, I style my hair with some condensed water from my windows, put my father's absolutely gorgeous Louis Vuittons from 1989 on and take selfies for interbenis.

I am a 10/10 with a fucking better godgiven Jaw than Gaybrah.

>>53594842
This one is not good as a first message :c

>>53578619
There is nothing more beta and cringe than making photo comments and righting on walls.

Is this the last bastion of women on the internet? I haven't had this much contact with women on the internet since 2005 MCR message boards when I was 12. Usually these things get saturated with cock

>>53595049
You are a very proud person. Your name and reputation matter to you, and you will never lose your dignity for anyone, no matter what. You take your personal and professional life very seriously, and you're not hesitant to brag about it when you reach great accomplishments. You can be a bit smug at times, but it’s only because you’re awesome. Humility is important, but knowing what you're worth and feeling confident about it is even more crucial.

>>53595049
Hmm, translate it into German?
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/-if-you-love-somebody-tell-them-today-because-life-is-short-but-shout-it-in-german-because-life-is-also-terrifying-and-confusing-ich-lieb-dich-eda63.png

>>53595327
>MCR
https://youtu.be/YUIsCkyxLTk

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>>53595341
Done

After basically being stuck in the worst qt-less rut I've been in in a while, out of fucking nowhere I find this super cute girl, brand new to the site and we start joking and in the first 5 messages she asks for my whatsapp and we talked till she slept. And she said she'd text me when she wakes up.
A girl texting first is rare enough already, but when she actually says she will because she wants to talk more is rare as fuck.

>>53595564
forssa

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>>53595341
>Mexican Koreaboos

my sides

>>53595896
>umg
>why sais that
>no understand very well
Fucking hell, this is as sterotypically bad as it gets

>>53595896
i actually laughed out loud

>>53594842
>>53595896
You could even have sent her an offensive captcha, sje wouldn't get it anyway lmao

The feel of no gf is like listening to this song on repeat for eternity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

>>53596339
>>53596179
>>53595992
Lmao, I really wanted that her reply was ironic, but it really wasn't.

d e d
e
d

>>53597095
Fuck Brazilan women

Post sad songs please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0

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yesterday you told me to say sorry, i hope this wont end up in a major ruse

>>53597830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0
>you'll never see her again
>you don't even text anymore
>it's over

>>53597830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ

Did you broke up with your Czech qt Hawaii lad?

>>53597968
I'm sorry in advance if it does
Just one or two days and you can ask for contacts

>>53597969
Never really liked Adele that much desu
>>53598197
>Did you broke up with your Czech qt Hawaii lad?
No thankfully not but almost though she's still a little mad at me and we didn't talk as much as normal today though we're planning on Skyping tomorrow and watching something again, so I guess everything is ok since it was her idea to Skype.

Good song by the way.

>>53597968
Everyone on the internet is a guy unless otherwise proven.

>>53572650
Wait, why does OP have this tripfag in several posts? By accident?

>>53598337
I remember you posted something earlier about the argument you had with her, I don't think it's anything serious just based on what you told, just give her some time to study for her tests lad.

>>53598574
>By accident?
Probably

>>53597397
Are you 15?

>>53598685
Yeah I've gotten over it and I'm just giving her time to get over it. No it wasn't anything very serious and we've had a few before this too and we always fixed it afterwards though she got more mad at me than the last times but yeah I'm just leaving her be a little and only talking to her when she sends me a message. She just gets edgy during exam time.

>>53598851
Nah, almost 26

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im a german girl who came over to the U.S.S.A when i was 7 during the 90s
how to i convince this one finn that he should date me
you guys are /men/, i figured you fags would know

>>53599034
FEET
E
E
T

>>53599126
Daily reminder that footfags need to be exterminated

Can't be arsed to scroll through all this shit. Someone summarise the thread for me (I'm a regular, the cornish basqueboo, no need to introduce, just fill me in on the goss)

>>53599280
>tfw qt let me massage and caress her feet and toes and hold them whenever
>she wouldn't let me kiss, lick or suck on her toes
>she thought it was weird
I was so close

>>53599354
A very high amount of the people who post in these threads met their qts irl for Christmas/New Years, and are no longer virgins

Other than that, things are pretty much the same as they always have been the past few months

>>53599448
>Other than that, things are pretty much the same as they always have been the past few months
Yeah ded as fuck

>>53599126
why do you want feet? will deliver just wondering why

>>53599670
Because women's feet can be a very beautiful thing. I'm something of a foot expert, so I want to judge them
Soooooo, post?

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what do you guys think of indonesians

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>>53599830
lick my fëët bb

>>53599934
worse than thais, better than malaysians

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>>53599946

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What is the worst country on interpals?
Hardmode - nonmuslim, nonthai

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>>53600011
<3

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>>53600111

>>53600011
>>53600111
>11
>111
its a prophecy anon, lets fuck ;)

>>53599546
The thread is not ded only when the Swiss blog posts about his 3/10 or when Heli is complaining.

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>>53600054
America

>>53599946
How I do know you're a girl not just a guy with soft feet? I can't fap to them until I know

I'll print the picture and cum on it if you prove you're a girl

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>>53599946

>>53600196
I'm not usually here during those times

>>53599946
>>53600011
It's b8

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>>53600182

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>>53600260
i dont think i can prove im a girl without >muh tits
or
>muh id
so ill just leave you to decide

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interpals fucked with the message order but you get the idea

>>53600495
Time stamp with your long girly hair, you can cover your face.

>>53600495
Record Vocaroo

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>>53600496
>16

>>53600575
>mfw short hair
fug :DDD
>>53600593
ill do this

>>53600614
i've been here longer than you've been alive

>>53600614
The underage burguer is back

>>53600647
And boast brofile

>>53600652
Ok bud...

>>53600647
>girl
>short hair
For what purpose?

>>53600700
i-i actually dont use interpals
i just go on here for da bants
>>53600768
easy to keep clean, looks nicer on my face [imo, i guess]

>>53600593
what do i say?

>>53600801
Say "I want you to lick my asshole"

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I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE SHITS
I AM ABOUT TO FILTER MOST OF THE WORLD

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>>53600854
cant think of anything else?

>>53600894
i need a mask, i'm choking on all these memes

>>53600801
>>53600894
Just say that you're the German femanon who is on Burgerland and that you're a big grill.

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>>53600937
if you took it off, would you die?

>>53599354
Do you speak euskara?

>>53600894
Say "hey baby, I'm so wet right now. I want you to come here and beat this pussy up. I want you to rip my asshole to shreds with your cock"

Please deliver

>>53599946
Your feet look Asian.

>>53580493
Lol, talked with her before.

Dropped her though because she's ugly af and boring

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>>53600868
iktf

Like maybe 60% of these girls are uggos too ;_;

>>53601338
wtf
how

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>>53601033
no

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kU4BBoH4if
my voice is vomit dont expect much senpai

>7 Finnish qt on whatsapp now

The funland ride never ends.

>>53601480
Just scripting for a day like once a month, and then use the rest of the month to reply.
Just b urself ;^)

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Guess the country

>>53601523
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kU4BBoH4if
Literally kill yourself, fucking faggot Doucher scum

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>>53602073
wat

>>53602125
I hope you get raped by a pack of rabid feral giga-niggas wherever you are in the U.S.

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>>53602269
have a good fap to that thought, then

>>53601959
SWEDEN

>>53601959
Al-Germaniyye

>>53601675
intredasting...
Do they ever remove scripting pofiles?

>>53602434
Don't know desu, since I use it so rarely. But I use it heavily the day I'm using it.

>>53602507
>Don't know desu, since I use it so rarely. But I use it heavily the day I'm using it.
Hm maybe someone can explain how thtat shit works?I dont want to lose all my contacts.

>want to script America
>all those niggers
>want to script Europe
>Turkey is considered Europe

._.

>Have 5 or so chinese/Asian qts
>Get wechat and add them all
>talk on and off for a long time
>One day I get mad at one of them
>Get drunk and post on my status "All Chinese girls are useless whores"
>Log off and don't go online for a few weeks
>Log on and forgot I put that status up
>Erase status and message qts
>None of them reply to me now


Well I guess the lesson is if you want to get rid of Asians, just call them useless whores or something.

>>53602543
I must be tired af, meant to write "desu" not "desu" lol. Just use it every now and then if you want to and don't be scripting 24/7. Don't think you'll have any chance of being banned then.

>>53602665
friend its censored
t b h is changed to desu

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>>53602585

>>53602769
I don't get it, so I have the right to bear arms or not?

>>53602747
Why

s m h t b h f a m

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>>53602585

>>53602665
welcome to 4chan newfriend

>Talking to Korean qt that's studying in England
>She tells me she's tired and that it's really late
>Convince her to talk to me off interpals because I dislike using the messaging system they have
>She tell me to use wechat
>Spend 30 minutes trying to get it installed and working because I'm fucking terrible with phones
>Starting to think she fell asleep while waiting for me to get all this to work
>tfw

>>53602802
I didn't post that picture, 4chan switches it sometimes. Got banned once because it switched a jpg with a porn gif on a blue board.

>>53602840
It's a weird feeling man,it's like going home and everyone is gone forever. now all I have left is a girl I email once a month from Croatia, and a transsexual Brazilian.

>>53602827
because of H I R O S H I M A our overlord

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>>53602951
that's what you get

>>53603071
Yeah, I'll get used to the silence again. Beta or not, I'll be alright and you will be too.

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>>53602951
>and a transsexual Brazilian.

>>53603162
Yeah, he/she's actually pretty cool though. Trying to become a model and is into gaming a lot, and animation/drawing. A good friend, so far until I fuck it up like usual.

>"Well, I'm mainly talking about how the feminism movement is growing and how I see that as a good thing"

From a Swede.

Abort?

>>53603511
It's 2016...

>>53601523
i just realized nobody actually answered my question

>>53599034
there

>>53603595
>It's 2016...
>Canadians...

>>53593622
ya caught me

Ded as fuck

>>53607651
like your life

>>53607678
Wow, rude desu

who here has had to break contact with a qt? What happened? How did it go?

>>53607894

Dropped a Swedish girl whne she told me she was dating 2 guys at once.

She got pissed because she knew I was flirting with a lot of qts.

>>53602769
i wish obama's daughters would be gang rape by muslims

>tfw my aussie qt is so sweet and qt
>tfw called her cute and woke up to a selfie of her

:)

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>he doesn't wish good morning to his harem of Finnish girls every morning

>>53609499
How can you talk to someone many girls at one time? I can never talk to more than 2 or 3 at a time before it becomes too much.

>>53609499
I gave all my qts the same nickname, it makes it so much easier for example when I take a picture of something I'll write "wish you were here, [name]" on a piece of paper in the photo also they think status updates with the nickname are specifically for them. It's quite devious 2bh.

>>53610801
Until they want you to use their real name and you can't remember it

>>53600768
for purpose of looking like unfeminine dyke freak, obviously

>>53610873
oh well.

>>53607894
I had to do this, she keeps sending me picture messages on whatsapp. I don't even bother opening them because chances are they're useless. I do wish whatsapp had a way to view messages without showing that they're viewed.

>>53608726

My Italian QT sends me lots of smiling pictures. It's nice :)

questions for the guys that already visited one their qts, where did you first meet? what did you do? how was it?
i'm somehow nervous as fuck so please help my call my nerves

>>53602313
By looking at the preview I thought that it's brasilian SWAT forces standing on the mirrored floor

>>53612554

>where did you meet

At the Train Station in Vicenza, Italy

>what did you do?

We walked around Vicenza, sat down and just talked. Got lunch and then hopped on a train to Verona. We strolled through Verona just like pic related. It was very pleasant!

>how was it?

Very nice. It was great spending time with her. Definitely worth it.


Don't worry bro, I was nervous as fucking hell before we met. But once we actually met up, your mind stops racing so you'll be able to be fine. In fact, my QT was spaghetting more then I thought I would have. It was so cute watching her just blush, and try to cover her face :)

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>>53612852

Pic related. Just like that, I've never had a girl tuck her arm through mine before. It made me feel very special, like a sense of value.

>>53612554
>where did you first meet?
Near my hotel
>what did you do?
Hug
>how was it?
Great. But we almost got hit by a car, lol

>>53612911
>almost got hit by car

Getting taught the way of insurance scamming by qt

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>tfw friendzoned

Could someone explain to me how to make the script work.

>>53614133
script is haram, don't use it

>page7

/jeanlin
I feel like interpals has a disproportionate amount of Taiwaese hyperchristians.

>>53612554
Met at the train station. First thing I did was taking her to a shady (but nice) Currywurst store in the red light district, passing sandnigger dealers and nigger thugs.
She was really nervous, was pretty cute.
Then we just walked around the city, went up the church tower etc just checked out some tourist stuff. Then I gave her a present (handmade notebook so she can keep records of her travels (we met in her first month as an aupair so she'd obviously travel around europe a lot)) which made her cry, then it was already dark, we went to a pub, had one drink. went home, had a beer, she was drunk by then, started hugging and being really feelsy.
later that night we both lost our virginity.
t-thanks interpals

>>53612852
>>53612911
>>53617954


thank you guys

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>>53612911
positively slavic

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>be le me ugly self xDdD
>make profile
>wake up to 5 messages from cute european girls

Is this actually real?

>>53622340
greencards make it a reality my friend

>>53622340
I bet you're attractive.
Or you define cute european girls different

>>53622340
>European girls
It's like asking for cancer

>have job interview
>interviewer shows me a slide with a world map and some cities marked (Beijing, Milano, Sydney, Taipei etc)
>interviewer: sometimes we switch developers for a few weeks to let them see how our other teams in different locations work. So it would be possible that you need to be in Taipei or in Beijing for example every now and then.

I think I'm in heaven.

>>53624341
Jelly af desu senpai

Bump

>tfw pimple in my ear and I can't pop it

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