Culture Pals - /cp/

>>53522922
Old bread btw
>>53459211

>>53522591
If I had the choice between Colombia and Germany, I'd choose Germany. Colombia is too hot for me.

>>53522922
poor swiss guy

i though he was fucking around when he uploaded Skype screenshots with the gook.

but when i see they actually met. i can guarantee he has not crushed her puss
most likely they kissed and swiss got some exotic STD

Is there any point in using this if you can't travel?

>>53523518
Literally none, unless you're so desperate for attention that getting messages is enough

>>53523411
>Colombia is too hot for me.
Here in Bogota it's actually a very perfect weather.
It goes rarely above 25°C because you are above 2000m here.

They only weird thing for me is that at 6pm it's already dark and the night is as long as the day.

I will save a little money in the next 20 years and retire here at a young age because a month worked in germany is 6 month cozy life here.

>>53523518
Depending, if you want an LDR it's nice to meet up but you don't have to.
IP is what you turn it into, you can make friends/new experiences, discuss things, find cool m8s because a lot of grills are a bit dense and Koreaboos. You can practice a language though be aware that no-one will actually teach you one, you can only practice if you already know how to use basics etc

>>53523518
desu i use it to remove my autism, practice languages and learn a bit about cultures

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>speaking to russian girl a few days ago
>ask if she's chinese, she looks like one to me
>"no"
>no answer since

i guess being chinese is an insult to russian

>>53524273
Most Russian girls on ip are oversensitive entitled whores.

Try Belarus, it's the better Russia.

>>53524460
>>53524273

Problem is with most Slavs on IP is that they're "looks-only" kinda girls.

They look good but that's it. Boring as fuck otherwise.

>dfn norske kvinner svar ikke meg

;(

Anyone have a qt who dropped you that you just can't get over?
I've fapped almost exclusively to her pics and the memories even after all this time and I just can't get over her

>>53525491
>dkn ingen svensk fv

Going to get dumped tonight, lads.

>>53526617
try to fap to another qt, or wait until you are 18.

>>53526664
Iktf.
You sound like you're expecting it so it won't be as hard as getting it unexpectedly

>>53526664
By Helis?

>>53526644

>han vil en svensk jv

De alle liker den SSK, norsk kvinner er ren

>>53526664
Why my yellow friend?

>>53526796
>tfw I was destined to be forever alone

>>53526821
I am her, silly.

>>53526768
I'm 25

>>53526917

You could've dated me instead. You fucked up beautiful Heli-chan.

>>53526975
>wanting to compete with all of your qts
Nope

>>53526917
It's a "Helis loses her virgnity for a relationship that only last two weeks" episode.

>>53527023

> implying you arent better than a lot of them

Cuter too.

>>53526664
>>53526917

You won't be, little one. No you won't.

>>53527041
That's basically what happened when I lost mine

>>53526664
What happened?

Greentext pls.

>>53527194
It's autism, don't pay attention to it, in the former thread he posted how much he likes her

>>53527658
I'm not even sure which one of us you're calling an autist.

t. not-heli

>>53527873
could you give a link to that puss?

>>53526664
wanna also get laid tonight?
we are close

>>53523447
Explain pls
When what where who

Remind that Polish girl I said told me to stop flirting with her repeatedly because she found it annoying?

Now she pretty much says she wishes we didn't leave that far and wants to spend the nights together in bed.

A little perseverance takes you far..

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"Hon'" = "honestly" or "honey" ?

>>53529381
Honey. You never say hon as in honestly.

>>53529381
It means she thinks it's funny but not funny enough for a full honhonhon

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Woke up this morning after making one last night and geez-us. That escalated quickly.

>>53528767
4-6 months ago, Swiss guy posted screenshots of skyping with the gook.
ugly gook
so apparently they eventually met and that was the big fucking mistake

if he wants he can tell the whole story, but that would be a story of shame, humiliation and regret

>>53529676
so many swiss guys with asians it seems
want to see those screens now desu

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daily reminder that if this isnt your search options then you should kill yourself

>>53529676
didnt she stay a month and she had to go back
then he finds out he got a latvian pregnant

wheres the humiliation and regret with the gook? he thinks there was a future and considered moving to a bigger city with more gooks so she wouldnt feel as stared at as much

I'm really jealous of the 3/10 Swissbro.
His Taiwanese is a top QT imo.
They love each other.
And I don't have a QT Taiwanese to love.

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just passing by

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i don't think the swiss guy is 3/10
but the gook is

>>53530662
those are dry lips. try living in the alps coming from a subtropical island.
she is sweet.

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gook seeing snow for the first time

>>53530703
oh if she is so sweet, why don't you double team her with the swiss

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>>53530728
>not having an Asian QT to share exciting moments with
here is mine experiencing hail for the first time.
she was really excited and it was cute.
you are a bitter and sad russian
>>53530870
i would if he let me desu

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Rate this qt's body

>>53531042
gud

>>53530728
>>53530662
>>53523447
Are you that Russian girl spamming me?
Sorry for not answering your messages.

>>53530998
ich glaub ein 4er mit der auf dem Bild wär drin uezs

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>>53531042

r8 mine. (It's not a tatoo)

>>53531232
nah i don't have a clit

just find it weird like going out with 13 year old girl, since they do look like that

>>53531277
würde sie nie mitmachen ;_;
wird schon immer ganz garstig wenn ich spaßeshalber nach einem dreier mit ihrer 10/10 freundin frage

>>53531042
Please delete that and stop talking to my qt!

>>53531390
flatass/10

>>53531560
I'm already flirting with her :)

>>53531560
hahahahahahhahahahaha

someone is going to upload her nudes soon

Is the German in Colombia still here? Is he still getting married to that girl after a week?

>edit profile
>4 new views
>3 from my qts
>one from a 52 year old American.

It's the end lads

>>53531457
Ja das kenn ich. Ich habe meine mal gefragt ob ihre Schwester schon einen Freund hat da sie doch auch recht süß aussieht.

>>53531789
>shirtless photo
>three 50+ year old americans ask some weird question

>>53531893
>shirtless photo

bydlo detected

>>53531893
>shirtless photo
Ha chav

>>53530998
>here is mine experiencing hail for the first time.
kek
mine's coming here on sunday

>>53532082
a qt asian?

>>53531951
>not having shirtless photo

fat/geek body detected

>>53532100
yes

>>53532230
where from

>>53531700
We marry in August. Any questions?

>>53532360
In Colombia or Germany?
Who's paying for it?
What do her rents think?

Also literally why you madman
I bet she stuffs you with cocaine in your sleep and has someone cut it out of you when you get back to Germany calling it now

>>53532230
good job lad
let's all produce Eurasian masterrace

>>53532360
Where is it going to be? Will all your senpai go there? Where would you want to live?

>>53532360
I'd rather see a pic (or a look-alike) to be sure you picked up an Asian looking one. :^)

>>53532259
she's a chink

>>53532561
>let's all produce Eurasian masterrace
I actually could've had a kid already, but we decided to abort it

>>53532474
>In Colombia or Germany?
>Who's paying for it?
In Germany. We had done it here but I didn't had my papers.
She can pay for herself. (She will also easily find a well payed job in Germany)
>
What do her rents think?
Some of her relatives are sceptical, but all those I met in person where very lucky for her.

>Also literally why you madman
I'm getting old and I want a family. I don't want to be a old dude with children.
She seems very perfect to found a family with.
>le colombian cocaine quartell memes

>>53532657
It will be in Germany, with my familiy and we invite her mother and who ever can afford to come over here.

>>53532688
I stayed two weeks with her, I know how she looks like.

>>53532735
>I actually could've had a kid already, but we decided to abort it
iktf

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these green kit kats are reason enough to move to Taiwan tbqh.
But I think they are Japanese. Any weeb here has an idea?

>>53532823
the moon runes are japanese

>>53532735
kek. I think I have one, but I ignore it.

>>53532823
yes they're the mochi kit kat aka every weeb's dream
are they actually good? never bought one because i don't believe the hype

>>53532905
My qt had some when coming here. I just found it in the kitchen.
Yes they're tasty af. Didn't know there was a hype. The chocolate tastes a little like oversugared green tea.

>>53529548
Underrated post.

>>53532885
I woke up one day after the grill went to work and there was one of those pregnancy tests lying in the bathroom. The instructions were all in chinese so I had to ask a malaysian chinese friend to translate it for me. Wasn't funny.

>>53522922
The pastebin's "what is this" section doesn't clearly explain what this all is at all

>>53532082
How did you find someone willing to come all the way to Sweden since i presume you're talking about asian.. how does she afford?

Also how long did you work on her before convincing travel?

>message Finnish girl
>End up helping her go through a relationship that ended because of physical abuse

What the fuck.

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should I?

>>53536277
wtf man?

Also qt's who
>no sex before marriage anon
drop?

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>>53536783
oooooh what the fuck man?

should i ask istanbul qt if about the terrorist attack?

>>53536791
She's a keeper, why drop?
Get her away from IP and make her yours, then you can try getting lewd with her and be sure she doesn't do it with anyone else. It will pay off.

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'bout time.

>>53536940
>tfwnoqtpi.gf

>>53539613
>Checks what is Qatar top level domain in the hope it's .qt
>.qa

REEEEEE

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*sweating intensifies*
h-how did i do with my cover up

>>53540291
>not saying "yeah, I have a BIG thing ;)"

>>53540291
Pretty smooth lad.

>>53538995
Thats true

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>>53539988
JUST

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You can't make this shit up.

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>>53541198
Fuck.

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Before airporting my qt, she asked me why I think this is funny.

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107th for tfw no Taylor Momsen gf

>>53540291
i've used that before. it usually works great, you can also add that you have a thing for short girls with straight hair

>>53526866
>>53526644
Hur kommer det sig att ni pratar norska?

>>53531390
if she's taking photos with a DSLR she's a fake.

>>53544859

Nope, confirmed real, we talked on skype and all.

But she's married now, with her professional photographer bf.

>>53544807
Autisme.

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guys I need advice, yesterday I started talking to a qt that is perfectly my type, but the problem is that the way she led the conversation it looked like she was a fake profile (her profile looks like it too) I told her that I thought she was a fake although we continue to talk. Before going to sleep she said she was sad that I didnt believe her. now she only gives passive-aggressive answers so I stopped talking for the time being.
What do I do? I feel stupid falling for this *really* well done bait, but what if shes the real deal? shes perfect.

>>53545316
tell her to take a picture of herself touching her ear

>>53545316
tell her to take a selfie with a note saying "t. alberto barbosa"

>>53544807

Se

>>53545013

Jag vill leva i Norge om två år (2017-2018), jag lär norska före jag går.

Also my Swedish sucks.

>>53545316
Chefe, nunca se diz isso. Vais pedindo mais informação, fotos mais antigas, redes sociais, fotos a mostrar o tempo fora de casa, etc, etc. Podes ter desperdiçado essa moça por causa da paranóia. Amanhã manda-lhe uma mensagem a pedir imensa desculpa e diz que tu apenas disseste isso porque te apaixonaste por uma rapariga do IP que era fake, pelo que estás muito cuidadoso com futuras relações. Diz-lhe que tens gostado de falar com ela e esperas que ela te possa perdoar o teu lapso.

>>53545404
>>53545486
already asked yesterday, she said she was in bed and ugly. since today she's only giving oneliners I didnt ask for it.
forgot to say, i searched for her pics and tineye and google came up with no results

>>53545629
Ask for some other contact info. Snap chat is ideal

>>53545518
Will you hate immigrants and vote frp?

>>53545886

I will never vote because you can't have dual-citizenship and I'd like to keep the Canadian one, unless I get a qt norsk wife.

But I already dislike many immigrants a lot, living in a big city like this. (Arabs and blacks are scum, Chinks are okay but rude and always rushing you, latinos are bros)

>>53546026
Good luck.

>>53546146

If you can suggest me Norwegian bands that sing in bokmål I'll take them.

Something like Gåte, I love Gåte. Qt vocalist preferred.

>>53546026
Here the middle east / south asians and blacks are great and the chinks are the issue. Just shit up the whole place. How weird.

>>53546244
When you say bokmål do you mean the Oslo dialect or just not nynorsk. Because all the western dialects sounds like nynorsk to some.

>>53545629
Tell her that you're sorry and now you believe she is real to gain her trust. Talk for a few days and theb ask for snapchat/whatsapp

>>53546378

I guess that. I mean I know that depending of the area the accent is gonna be different, but from what I've seen Nynorsk isn't all that different so it doesn't matter all that much. Whatever dialect is closer to the written book tongue.

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>>53539988

From Italia with Love

>>53546474
Just listened to Gåte, people from Oslo would have a serious problem understanding the Tronder-dialect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkFXnm-RNQ (Jæren dialect)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juajvkj71kc (Bergen dialect)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQgj8iZfxvI (Oslo rap)

Hope this helps.

>>53546943

Hmm I see. But whatever standard Norwegian is taught in grammar books and whatnot is understood everywhere I assume?

Just had a pretty big argument with my qt and I tried to fix it before she went to bed but she blew it off and gave some sarcastic response and then ignored my next reply and went to sleep. I feel like shit now and like I may have ruined it this time. I guess I should probably start looking for a new qt.

>>53547102
Well Norway teaches 2 different written languages Bokmål and Nynorsk depending on where you live in the country. Everyone understands both when written.

Dialects complicates the matter of understanding everyone understanding each other. We from the west coast and people from the north often need to speak slowly or change our dialects to "oral bokmål" for them to understand us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmUo3bD9CU (this video might help)

>>53547674
Shitty grammar. Whatever, its late.

>check out a spanish qt
>she's a koreaboo
every fucking time

>>53547762
>>53547674

Hmm I see, that doesn't seem all that bad although the difference between dialect seems to be massive despite the close proximity. But I assume it's all things that really only matters for the first few weeks and then you get used to it.

>>53546646
wut?

>>53547633

What happened bro? I'm still upset over a conversation I had with my QT a few minutes ago

>>53547824
You could watch the Norwegian TV to get better, if you're not doing it already.

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I'm not okay

>>53547905

My Italian QT sent me that. It's a pic of a co-worker who wants to fuck Brazilians or some shit.

>>53548255

>>53547918

>>53547918
We started arguing about how she can't message me as much the best two weeks since she needs to study and how she doesn't really want to do it so I told her don't do it and it went from there especially after I told her what I wanted her to do and she got mad at my opinion even though she said that would never happen and that I should always say what I want to so I did, then after that she just told me she was done talking to me for today.

>>53548786
Next not best

Girls wants guys who are WINNERS. Lot of losers on this site. Sad!

>>53548786

I'm sorry but that was confusing

QT says she can't talk much cause she has to study, even though she doesn't want to study. So you tell her not to study. And she gets mad?

Greetings from THE GAMBIA, the smiling coast of Africa.

>>53549700

I don't know why, but I laughed

>>53549472
>I'm sorry but that was confusing
That was my bad I'm not really thinking clearly since I'm still mad at myself right now.
>QT says she can't talk much cause she has to study, even though she doesn't want to study. So you tell her not to study. And she gets mad?
Yeah that's pretty much what happened but she was just mad today cause she found out she failed her test yesterday and has to retake it.

>>53549771
I saw plenty of wall posts on girl's profiles like this from Gambians, it's like the only thing they know.

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>>53549700
The Gambia has like less than 100km of coast. If that's really the only smiling coast in all of Africa, that's pretty sad.

>>53550320

Just give it a few days man, it might improve. Which QT do you have? There's too many Ameribros in these threads it gets confusing.


I was alittle upset with my Italian QT earlier. We had a really great conversation that added some nice sexual tension between us. I told her I want to go see her again this summer. And she wants to too. But she was concerned because her co-workers called her a slut when me and her hung out a few weeks ago because "she met a American from the Internet". Even though we didn't have sex. I said the next time we should take 5 days togather and go somewhere. She really wants to but is really worried about being judged. I guess appearance is a big deal in Italy. I think we will still be fine. But I told her it made me upset to hear all of that. I think she is starting to really like me guys, the way she's been talking to me is a bit different then before.

>>53550551
What a funny shaped country

>>53550623
I've said it before and I'll say it again man. Best of luck. You seem really into her if nothing else. The whole foreign thing is weird. Since coming to uni I've had gfs from Brazil, Hong Kong and now Basque Country. Only 1 of them I met through interpals, which helps, and the only one it ever got awkward with was the Hong Kong qt. I posted about her here already, but it was weird because the Chinese and English don't get on or mix here, and there was us sat in the middle (though she hated the Chinese more than me).

It's been exactly one week since my trip to my qt ended.
It's been one week since she started getting really quiet and distant.
It's been 5 days since she said it was best to end it and move on.

I haven't moved on. We were supposed to see each other again in a few months. We were supposed to spend a month together traveling later this year. We were supposed to last and be something
I feel like I wasted an entire year

>>53550948
What did you do about your plans to meet each other?
Shit sucks man, but you'll be over it in a couple of months time, don't burn yourself out on qts afterwards if you're going to get back into the qt game because you'll end up with too many going too far to handle.

Maybe if you were going to her country anyway you can try to meet people from there on IP and visit them instead?

>>53550623
>Just give it a few days man, it might improve. Which QT do you have? There's too many Ameribros in these threads it gets confusing.
I know, this isn't my first argument/fight with my qt but this one felt different. I'm the Hawaiian poster with the Czech qt.

Good luck with your qt though.

>>53551102
I should clarify that she's living in the U.S. doing an exchange program thing, which is why this all was possible. Nothing was officially planned yet, like buying tickets or anything. We just knew what our schedules would be and were talking about it.

We were each other's lives for the past year, literally messaging from the moment we woke up to the moment we slept. We probably logged well over a hundred hours in phone calls and thousands upon thousands of messages.
I'm being a bitch, but it was so sudden and unexpected, especially right after visiting and sleeping together every single night and having lots of sex and everything.

Women are the most vile creatures on earth sometimes

>>53550837

Thanks again man. Hope it works out for you too

>>53550738
There's basically nothing there. It has always been a slave trade base for Europeans, first for the Portuguese, then for the English. Since it was close to our colonies in Senegal, we fought over it quite a bit for like two hundred years.

We ended up agreeing on these borders, mostly because you guys had steamboats that could go upstream, and we didn't have those yet.

But the funny thing is that once the borders were fixed, you guys realised it was worthless since you had abolished the slave trade half a century ago, and pretty much immediately wanted to exchange it against another territory (wikipedia tells me you wanted parts of what is now Guinea).

And since there's nothing there, it's pretty stable. They tried to create a federation with Senegal but that didn't work out, even though they are basically the same bunch of tribes.

whats the qtcrawler and why isnt it in the pastebin?

>>53551329
Don't worry lad I feel you, been there. But there's not much to say to get you to feel better instantly you just have to do that over time. The feeling of loss, especially after a long time like that is really a big hit. After a bit though you sort of just tack it as experience.

Should I hit on a married 18 year-old?
y/n

>>53551604

>18 years old and married

That sounds like a terrible combination

>>53551604
Who gets married at 18?

>>53551701
People east of the Hajnal line

>>53551604
do it for the nudes

>>53551701
I know several people that did. I know I think 3 girls in my neighborhood growing up who got married at 18. My sister married at 20

I would be too if I could ever just find a girl. All I want is to be married

>>53551975
>All I want is to be married
Why?

>>53551975
Now I like the idea of marriage but that as just the goal is going to be bad in the long run if you'll just go for whatever as long as you marry them.

>>53548063

I'm not sure how to do that.

>>53553270

Cool thanks, will do that.

Who confident as fuck here? I mean, I was already pretty confident before interpals (not during my teen years but since becoming an adult) but getting dozens of views on a daily basis from mostly qties and them always being the ones to start the convos and commenting on my looks feels breddy gud, but on the other hand it also makes me drop most conversations after a day or two

Does anyone here know the meaning behind the people in the OP pic?

i miss indianola

How long does it usually take to find a pal?

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>>53553904
>a pal

>>53553569
The top is Tge Chin, an Idonesean Muslim with a massive chin we used to troll.
Top left is Indianola, he used to be a regular and the script is his.
On the right next to him is Dreamweaver or whatever the fuck his name was, an Uraguayan guy who scripted 24/7, including guys, so he was probably gay.
The old guy is Garmo, a handicapped gay old man who was just cool and fun to talk to if you ever did.
Obviously Descartes because of giving qts the D. He's our mascot in these threads.
The dinosaur guy is someone I can't remember his profile, but he posted here and that dinosaur was his profile pic.

>>53554991
The Chin*

And Indy has a scarf because his profile pic was him with that scarf and we turned into /scarf pals/ for a while and people like Ena and Rachel put scarf pics up too.

>>53554991
gj anon, u remembered.

How long have you been in these threads amigo? This is the first one I've been to in like almost a year.

>>53555057
I think Tge Chin sounds like an Indonesian name desu. Let's roll with it

>>53555077
*Tge Chinh

>>53555074
I've been here too fucking long, over two years.

Interpals has been both the single best thing that happened to me, because I met my qt irl and had my first kiss and lost my virginity to her, and the worst because we're not a thing anymore as well as two years worth of getting and losing qts, terrible dry spells and lots of dissapointments.

>>53555186
whats ur name, m8?

is putting "black people not welcome" on my profile rude

>>53555241
My profile?

Oh god how do i write a first message

>>53555479
yeh

>>53555557
Just say "Hey"

It works every time for me

>>53555692
actually a grill messaged me with 'how are you'.
She is qt so i should respond.

>>53555722
is she Thai?

>>53555654
Don't have one. I haven't used IP since I got really serious with my old qt, and when we ended it I haven't had the motivation to start all over and find another.
I just keep coming to these threads for the occasional autism and to laugh at faggots like this>>53555557 who still haven't made it yet.
We're all going to make it though. If I did, literally anyone can

>>53555722
If she is asian, drop her. If she is eastern european, send her dick pics. They work every time.
>>53555740
Same, I deleted mine a while back. Were you ever in one of the skype groups?

>>53555739
no, in fact she isnt asian at all.

>>53551975
>this so much
I've found the right qt and can't wait to get married to her. She's a virgin too(going to take it before marriage anyway). The best part is she doesn't play games and loves me a shit ton.

>>53555782
Never, I heard those Skype groups were pure cancer, so I never joined.

>>53555794
Send her a dick pic. If she accepts it, she will love you, if not she isn't worth your time.
>>53555838
they were an aids fest, but they were fun as fuck.

>>53555867
she wont be impressed ;DDD fugg

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>talking to French gril w/ bf
>flirty af
>she mentions how Australians turn her on so much at the moment
>mentions that the only way for her bf to get her to cum is to try and put on an Australian accent
>mfw

>>53555957
inb4
>my gf's son

I want to talk to qts but they view my page and don't comment T__T

>>53555957
Ask her for skype and call he a cunt and get her to show her cooter

>>53555919
anyway is it assburger to send a polite first message?

>>53555795
I turn 26 this year, both my two older siblings are now married and one of them has kids.
By this age my dad was married. Virtually all my close friends and coworkers are married.

I'm sick of going through life on my own. Sick of not having anyone to fall asleep next to, to wake up next too. Too have someone to care about, someone to give meaning in my life, to share joys and sadness with. To support and help and love.

I just can't fucking meet new girls. I work with almost all males, the few females are married or black. I live in a small town with no university or anything, so all the young adults move away for work and school. I'm not in school to meet girls my age. Even if I was the kind of guy that went to bars or clubs to meet a girl, those are all in the city, over an hour away.

I want it so much, I need it. But I can't have it. So interpals filled that void for me

>>53556075
Its only assburger if its not a picture of your penis.

>>53556140
Dont you thik every hornyturk already send her one?

>>53556169
There is a difference between a COCKroach and a shining white sabre.

>>53556201
Im not sure if you are being serious about the whole dickpic thing.

>>53556248
>not knowing that these threads were originally start those few years ago for the sole purpose of sending girls dick pics and posting their responses

>>53555957
I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city in Australia) and she was playing beer pong with this bogan. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the bogan, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Oi cunt, a bet's a bet. I'm gettin me pecker sucked this avro" and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show that soft cunt. Let him see ya mouth chockers" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>53556350

Copypasta is my favorite comfort food. Warms me up inside.

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Rate legs.

>>53556544
lmao check the exif data breh you gettin catfished.

>>53556624

>Getting anything from a .jpg

If I didn't convert it from .png maybe.

>>53556544

bretty gud/10

If it's real, that is

>>53557024
>>53557024

It is, got them from whatsapp.

I even had her finger herself on Skype.

100% genuine.

I got like 200 views and 50 messages on the first day, but since then I've only gotten 20 views and always have to initiate. What happened?

>>53557089

Update your profile. Even if you don't change anything, updating puts you back into people's searches.

>>53530662
i'm pretty sure that pic was taken in an Ikea.

I'd never want to marry a girl who I've met on IP. I'd rather marry a prostitute from the nearest town.

>>53556350
I remember when I thought this was real

>>53559728

lol fag

so my qt is hellbent on knowing my sex life and I have avoided every one of her questions. I didn't want to tell her because that means she will have a reason to tell me hers. It's already bad enough that she's in a relationship (this was me: >>53555957) Well today she starts telling me her sex life and sex history. She has described her fucking tits, vagina and how she shaves her pubes despite the fact I didn't ask her any questions.

Now, here I'm wondering does am I being a pussy about not wanting to hear this? I don't want to hear this shit because it ruins my perception of them, this has happened to a few qts when they are that boring they resort to talking about sex because that's the only thing they can have in common with guys.

/blog

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Are most Koreans PC?

>>53559991
you're defintily being too pussy, just have fun and see what you can get out of this.

>>53558042
You're right. We destroyed my bed because I was redlining on her. I suggested to get a new one and she asked me to go to ikea since she has never been in one.

>>53560261
I totes can't be bothered. It's hard enough getting pictures out of her, and the ones I have got are about 4 years old, before her current relationship. Have skyped a few times, she had to create a cheeky skype account so her bf wouldn't find out. The whole thing is suss af 2bh. Maybe she is dtf, her last bf cheated on her and she's shit scared her current one will too, she's that paranoid that she'll cheat first so something...i don't know, women are fucked

>>53561195
>i don't know, women are fucked

the sooner you realise that the better your life will be

>>53561414
I have realised this in Australian women..i hoped European women would be different

>>53560150
chinks

I found a Belorussian qt today after making an account yesterday. What should I expect from a Belorussian?

I already asked her if she wants to talk away from Interpals like Skype. She responded with "Do you not want to talk here?". Any recommendations on what I should say to convince her to voice chat with me?

>>53561887
I also forgot she keeps on looking at my profile

>>53560606
They have ikea in Taiwan though

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>>53562191
>Ikeas outside Sweden
I thought Ikeas are considered Swedish territory, like embassies.

>Just sent a bulge pic to my QT on whatsapp 3 mins ago
>She's seen it but hasn't responded

RIP

>>53563569
guess you lost

>>53563569
which cunt?
maybe she needs half hour for downloading.

>>53563737
I heard you had server issues yesterday

>>53563737
>>53563738
Maybe... s-s-she's just masturbating to it in private guis....

Also Poland.

>>53563462
It's pretty neat 2bh, I used to buy swedish snacks there when I lived in Asia

>>53563836
were the meatballs there made of horse too or just cat?

>>53564305
I never ate in the restaurant but I would assume that's where the stray dogs end up

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why are the finnish girls so fucking ugly?

>>53564461
Two words, Genghis Khan.

>>53563819
>>53563738
>>53563737
>>53563569
lol she got mad at me

literally 60 seconds before I sent the picture she was talking about how she hopes she won't disappoint me in sex when I visit.

lol wtf

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>>53564708
wut?

>>53563462
sie ist gross

>>53564708
>nice.png

My qt reckons she can judge the size of my dick through my pants. Can I borrow your bulge?

>>53565487
Get your own bulge, ya cunt.

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>>53563462
i can't believe you touched that...

Do I need to avoid Thai chicks? Are they crazy?

>>53556624
dont most sites remove exif on upload?

>>53565910
you better be the russian homo and not a girl

if youre a girl i cant believe you allowed yourself to witness that

I think interpals got compromised
I got a spam email that said Hey [username]! Are you in [location]?
It was sent to an email address I only use for interpals (it's [email protected]), so I know they can only have that email from there..

>>53567436
>not using 10 minute mail

>>53567048
wuut im neither a homo or a girl, it is just statistics. face it

>>53567638
why do you have a picture of some brown guy wanking it?

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Are there Russians who want to help me improve my language skills?

>>53567733
>thinking every picture I upload is stored indefinitely

>>53567844
depends if you are hot and if you are a girl

>>53567975
>depends if you are hot and if you are a girl
I-I can be o-one, if you want me to.

>say to qt that she's the best thing to happen to me on interpals
>she replies that I'm one of the best things to happen to her on interpals
>one of the best things

D.ropped

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That feel when sending sympathies to all my Indonesian qts... and one of them in Jakarta doesn't reply back.

>>53568695
She's alive, but her office was right across from the bombing.

>>53568695
>sending sympathies
New codeword for dick pic?

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>>53568879
Yes.

>>53567436
I got one like this too, spooky

>>53567436
>>53569352
Same in my end.

>>53569542
>>53569352
>he didn't register to interpals with a trash mail address

Ded

>>53567436
I never got this

>captcha: pick bread
It was a croissant...