Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>53555313

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ミクさんのフフン

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>>53555313
>you will never smell a bossy gyaru's feet after she's been clubbing in boots for hours

Why live, lads?

Z

>>53555385
シャフトっぽい

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>>53555613
シャフトはどういう意味ですか?

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>>53555313
乙 for 伊藤若冲

>孔雀茶屋
江戸時代、江戸や大阪には孔雀のいる茶店があった。
なので、画家も実際の孔雀を見ることはできたのだろう。

>>53555385
欲しい万年筆はお値段どれくらいなの?

やぁ、ナウいなヤングたち

>>53555981
おじさん

>>53555981
昭和

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>>53555691

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>>53555946
Cintiqeを買ったばかりなので4000-8000円ぐらいだけです

Lamy safari to CP1 かもしれない

10月以来万年筆を買っていません

>>53555981
サタデーナイトはデスコでフィーバーよ

>>53555691
God I hate moe fags. How do you justify it as a grown, thinking man?

>>53556071
おじいちゃんはなぜ「ディ」が言えないのか

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>>53556108
I want to fuck a moe

>>53556125
bigはビック、bagはバック、bedはベットよ。

>>53556213
い、言いやすいからいいの!!

こんにちは
晴れているけど5℃で寒いです
日本人は寒さに弱いです

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>>53556108
Like this.

>>53556157
I don't doubt it. I've observed you in the threads for a while and you are without a doubt this biggest faggot in existence.

ここ以外に日本でおkなスレあればいいのに...

>>53556304
北海道民「あったかい」

>>53556364
ぼっこってなぁに?

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車掌さん

>>53556379
私は…東京民だ…ひれ伏せ田舎民よ…ぼっこ…

ニューヨークでアメリカ系K人が子供を奴隷軟禁してたって騒ぎになってるな
さすがアメリカ 現地メディアは白人も黒人も関わってないからスルーしとる

>>53556420
銀河鉄道999かな?

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>>53556060

>>53556436
日本一汚い空気吸ってるフィルターユニットか
PM2.5の九州に越されたけど今どんな気持ち?

>>53556420
敦賀にいった時に見たことあるわ

>>53556304
そうだね。俺はアメリカのウィスコンシン州出身だ。あそこでは1月に-15C度は普通だ。日本人は寒さについて文句を言うとき、いつも笑う。

>>53556490
クソアニメ禁止

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>>53556336

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>>53556512
クソポスト禁止

>>53556339
日本語?

>>53556510
ウィスコンシン州の名物はなんですか?

アニメが盛んになるとアメリカとか特にヤバいよね
銃身と弾のYAOIとか流行ったら銃規制できなくなる

>>53556510
北海道の人なら話が合うと思うぞ!

>>53556579
別にアニメなくても反発が強いから銃規制出来ないよ

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>>53556512

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こんにちんぽ

天候か
オリンピックまた日本が尻拭いらしいな
テスト会場委員会解散で韓国騒ぎになってる

>>53556579
M92fに犯されたい

>>53555981
正しくは

「ナウなヤングたち」だよ

ナウいなを使いたい場合は

「あの車はナウいな」

ものすごく感情をこめて言いたい場合は

「あの車ナウ~~」

35年前に流行った流行語を知ってるってすごいねw

知ってるかも知れないけど「ナウい」のナウは英語のnowから拝借した言葉だよw

>>53556569
牛とか...チーズとか...ソーセージ... ウィスコンシン州は国際的にあまり有名じゃないでしょう。

>>53556742
お~賢い!
チョミラスパベリグ~

>>53556756
でも特産物が北海道を連想させます。
北海道は海沿いは海産物、
内部は酪農や農業が盛んです。
焼肉屋が総人口辺り最大数ある焼肉の町北見も北海道です。

>>53556756
BBQの動画を見てるとアメリカのソーセージは美味そう

日本人は黒人英語を習うなくてはなりません。

>>53556908
ウィスコンシンは北海道は本当に北海道と同じ所みたい。でも、ウィスコンシンは海の近くじゃない所だけに、北海道と違いシーフードの値段が高い。 北海道でも狩る事ができますか?

Sorry for my shitty Japanese by the way.

>>53557115
習うならイギリス英語がいい

>>53557175
***ウィスコンシンは本当に北海道と同じ所みたい。

>>53557177
いや、黒人英語の単語はニッガやシイイエエエットなどがある

>>53557115
アメリカの白人と黒人との間の英語の違いは何?

>>53557263
クタバレ、バカ野郎。

>>53557291
白人英語は丁寧で冷静です。黒人英語はばからしいうるさいです。
>>53557319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

>>53556493
もぐもぐ空気おいしいおwww地方民の僻みおいしいおwww

>>53557349
人によると思います
僕の友達のアメリカ人は黒人ですが彼はとてもきれいなしゃべり方をします
汚い言葉も全然使いませんよ

>>53557418
じゃ、彼はハウスのニッガだ。

>>53557459
ハウス?

>>53557291
不文な黒人だけでなく、不文な白人も自分たちの話し方がある。不文な黒人の方言は、「ebonics」と言う。でも、頭がいい黒人の場合、こんなふうに話さない。

>>53557459
You pathetic, virginal weeaboo. Leave your mom's basement.

>>53557492
人種差別的なTrollだ。彼の言う事を聞かないでください。

我慢汁が止まんない

>>53557581
sick

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>>53557581
lmao

>>53557598
病院に行こうか

>>53557598
止めなくていいよ

>>53557581

キング牧師の有名な演説「I Have a Dream」ってなんで「I have a dream」って書き方をしないの?

俺は高校生の途中まで黒人差別ってアメリカの南北戦争でもう解決した問題だと思ってたよ

>>53557378
中国に指差されて銃の無い戦場とか笑われてるの知らんのかw

>>53557175
狩ることありますね
また鮭が川を昇ってくるので
非合法ですが切身とイクラが獲り放題です

>>53558019
俺は黒人がアフリカへ送たい。

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>>53558087
>切身とイクラが獲り放題

密猟スポットを教えてください(>_<)

>>53558019
僕も大学で詳しく学ぶまでそう思っていました
知らなかったことだらけで衝撃的でした

>>53558144
こんな食べ方するなんてどんな富豪だ

実は日本語訳されないカトゥーンを日本人が見ようとすると
必ず黒人英語聞くことになるんで結構身近なんだわ
ブラックトークンとかいうやつやね
字幕で映画観る派も慣れ親しんでる

黒人英語大好きだよ

What do you guys think to be the best about Japan ?

>>53558048
so what?

What will happen with Japan future when 80% of their population will be old?

>>53558144
川沿いでその季節にレンタカーの売り上げが多ければまずそこがポイント

>>53558166
イクラって狂ったように川を昇る数多の鮭が持ってくるから
時期と場所によってはイナゴみたいなものになる
かくいう北海道いた頃食いきれないからって複数の友達から瓶詰めイクラもらってた

>>53558246
more old people porn

>>53558182
Japan is safe.

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lol

>>53558251
>狂ったように川を昇る数多の鮭
生ですげー見たい
迫力ありそう

いくら食いてえ
ばあちゃんが北海道いた頃はしょっちゅう激ウマなイクラのしょうゆ漬けが届いたなぁ…

>>53558293
>53558293

Kek.

>>53558293
what's funny about that?

>>53558246
80% is good number for the land size of Japan.
The size is same as Germany, but Japanese population is 1.5 times of Germany now.

アレルギーでイクラは食べられない

>>53558182
Japanese people.

皆さんの一番好きなAV女優は誰ですか?

>>53558314
自壊しながらボロボロになってるからその時点で結構な数を諦めたって言ってた
それでも二ヶ月くらい鮭パーティーしまくってたよ
節約すりゃ多分半年は食費浮くと思う
ただし違法だからいい子は真似しちゃダメだぞ?

>>53558340
南 梨央奈 @mina_rio
今回は夏ぶりのアナルだったけれど、また来月までアナルの撮影ないんだよね。
なんだか寂しいな。まぁ来月なんてすぐだけどさ。
べ…べつにアナルにハマったとかじゃないんだから…!!そんなんじゃないんだから…!!
いい加減私アナルアナルうるさいよって…!!?!?
そんなんわかってるわー!!!!!

>>53558347
80%が老人になったらって言ってるんじゃない?

>>53558408
捕らないよw
ただその映像を見てみたいだけ

>>53558182
the extent to which people take pride in their work and strive for excellent customer service
even in jobs that would be considered menial here like fast food workers or grocery store clerks, everyone i encountered over there was super courteous and bent over backwards for the customer
here workers with those kinds of jobs do shit work and they know it, and people would think of you as strange if you took pride in actually putting effort into such a job

>>53558417
全ての世界の先進国では人口が少しずつ減らしている。

>>53558408
聞いたことあるな
生態系狂うと思って規制したけど鮭は全然減ってなくて、逆にキツネのエキノナンタラとかいう疫病持って帰るやつが増えて規制強化したとか

>>53558459
It helps that hourly pay in Japan is quite good. Even 7-11 clerks make between 10 and 12 bucks an hour.

北海道といえば鮭よりイトウに興味がある

>>53558459
みんなが嫌がるようなことをしてくれるんだから感謝します
そうすると自分がすることになっても感謝されます
お説教っぽいけど感謝されてないとサービス業なんてやってられないって話です

>>53558563
環境変化と他の養殖の割りを両方食った魚なね

>>53558289
That is great to hear. What do you think differs most with western culture (besides politics)?
>>53558360
Yeah, the few japanese guys I have played with were bro tier
>>53558459
That is a great mentality

>>53558411
一瞬南沢奈央かと思ったw

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まぁイクラもウニには敵わないがな
sea urchin

>>53558707
先週宮島で焼き牡蠣食ったよ
でも雲丹には敵わないよorz

>>53558686
どっちも知らないけど、その女優さんをもとにした芸名なんじゃね

>>53558751
カキ鍋かカキフライぐらいでしかカキ食べたことないから比べられないけどウニはもうtop of 海鮮物

>>53558608
感謝するとこっちも心が穏やかになるもんな
どこの宗教から引き抜いた概念かわからんがすごいわ

>>53558684
In Japan, if you lose your wallet, you can usually find it at a police station with all the money still inside. Japanese people don't like to break rules even when they are certain to get away with it.

One thing I noticed is that every time you enter a store you will be greeted. In America this almost never happens but in Japan it is a sure thing, even in convenience stores at 12 AM.

Going to be an acquaintance of a cute Japanese girl for the next five months or so. My job is quite literally to be a friend. However, I was something of a weeb until 2013 or so.

Any great ideas to not spill spaghetti. I want this lady to have a good time rather than be preoccupied by how much a of weirdo I am. And asking about what I do is out of the question, since I can't think of a worse icebreaker than "oh, I analyze the politics of your country for faux-policymakers," In my mind, that's almost as awkward as admitting to liking otakushit.

Pls be gentle senpai

>>53558883

I don't get it. Explain more context.

Also, say more about your job. You work for some kind of think-tank?

>>53558832
雲丹自体亜鉛が豊富なんで食えば食うほど味覚が良くなって美味しくなる不思議
西洋は亜鉛足りてないから味覚が少ないんで外食はじめるとき調味料が安くすむよ

昨日、ためしてガッテンでたらこを旨くする方法をやっていた。
15分間、氷水につけるとプリプリになるそうだ。ついでに塩分が30%減る。
http://www9.nhk.or.jp/gatten/archives/P20160113.html

>>53558933
へえー知らなかった
見た目グロいけど外人もウニ食べられるのかな

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>>53558883
>My job is quite literally to be a friend

>>53558929
I'm a student. One of the things I do for the university is help get international students adjusted to living in the US. One of the ones for this semester is a Japanese lady.

On an unrelated note, I also do thinktank-esque stuff about the Asia Pacific region (and have done so for the last two years). This part of a course of studies at my university.

I can avoid spilling spaghetti around basic white bitches, since I'm something of a frat boy. However, I'm not quite sure how not be a worthless weeb in this situation of being a friend to a qt Japanese gril

Pardon my spelling, I am quite drunk

>>53558944
あと5時間早く教えてくれれば…!私の朝ごはんが…!究極に上手くなったのに…!普通にたらこおにぎりにして食べちゃったよ…!うまかったけど…!

>>53558944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w62tMuadfUo

>>53558883
>My job is quite literally to be a friend.
How old is she?
How old are you?
How did u get this job?

>>53558883
Also, in what ways are you a weirdo. You said you *used* to be a weeaboo. How are you weird now. We need more context and information about you. I can't parse the situation.

>>53559026
次はたらこおにぎり冷凍して自然解凍したらいいんじゃね?

>>53558933
そういや外人って七味で飯食べるんだってね

>>53559025
Dude, I think you're overthinking it. And not all Japanese girls are the same. Just be friendly. Be a friend. Fuck.

So you're basically worried that in the midst of a real live Japanese girl you're going to get all doki doki moe and you'll go all weeb Hulk and revert to your old ways?

>>53559107
天才

>>53558873
That sounds like a great country, there was kind of the same thing where I lived, but then I moved to a shitty district of Paris flooded by muslims and black people.

>>53559025
You could start by talking about majors. This is an easy way to make small talk with other students and it's weird that you wouldn't think of it.

>I'm not quite sure how not be a worthless weeb in this situation of being a friend to a qt Japanese gril
I'm embarassed for you, anon. Japanese girls are just like American girls except they have a cute accent. She might even like your embarrassing weeb shit, especially if it's weeb shit that's mainstream in Japan.

>>53559037
Late teens, early twenties - college undergrad
Ditto for me
I applied for it once I found out that some prospective employers wanted some experience with foreigners/different countries and I am too poor and my major is too specific to be covered by study abroad

>>53559045
I'm a rather basic nerd. I enjoy tabletop games like D&D and, to a lesser extent, vidya. I was throughout high school, something a weeb.

Currently, being a frat bro (and simultaneously a kissless virgin), I am able to mingle with basic white girls thanks to understanding friends. However, I am not entirely sure how to not drop my spaghetti around a qt FOB Japanese girl. And I don't suspect that the productive outlet for my weebness, thinktank shit with a focus on Japan, would be particularly helpful.

Is ’自殺してください' grammatically correct?

>>53558873
>One thing I noticed is that every time you enter a store you will be greeted

>go to a コンビニ
>cute Japanese JK バイト greets me
>say ハ、ハロー to her
>spaghetti spilling from my pockets all over the floor
>stomach starts to hurt
>feel the shit coming
>run out of the コンビニ
>shit pants on the way home
FUCKING コンビニ

>>53559217
I mean, look man, Japanese girls are just people. Can pretty much guarantee she's not going to be wearing pigtails and knee socks and flashing peace signs and putting Hello Kitty stickers on everything.

You'll probably relax when you realize Japanese girls aren't Chinese cartoon characters and they're just people.

>>53559317
Yes.

>>53559342
I know that, I'm just a little worried about falling back on somewhat obscure and cringeworthy weebshit (and I say that endearingly, because I certainly had hours of enjoyment from it) due to a lack of common ground.

>>53559403
She might like weeb shit. Never know.

So I tried this japanese version of Omegle and had conversation with a haffu. We exchanged emails and I only saw it as an opportunity to learn some Japanese. We regularly mailed for about a week and a half until I couldn't mail because I was busy with the holidays.

Now, I only read her last mail today. In it she said she was incurable and had multiple sclerosis. She says no one in Japan understands her and her disease. I'm too afraid to reply because it's been too long and I should have replied some time ago and also because I don't know what to say.

>>53559605
Talk about how the disease is in your country or something. Not replying at all is worse than anything you could possibly say to her.

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fool japan

>>53559605
>I'm too afraid to reply because it's been too long and I should have replied some time ago
You can just say you were busy instead of ignoring a friend who was confiding something very personal to you.
Jesus is everyone on this site more socially retarded than I am

>>53559699
stupid gaijin

なんでこんな急に寒いん

>>53559699
Is that Atsugiri Jason? God, I hate him.

>>53559699
I can't read kanji, what is this

>>53559831
WORONG
Do
You
Know
Not CooL
But FooL

>>53559699
同じようなこと言ってたアンジョリーナジョリーがどうなったか知らんのか?
1000年続く国を攻撃するんだから1000年は続けろよ?
そういえば通貨スワップしないと本国経済崩壊するがいいの?
利払もできない企業しか韓国にないの日本人知っちゃってるよ?w

>>53559831
There's a government initiative called "Cool Japan" that emphasizes Japanese traditional culture and the growing popularity of its contemporary culture.

This is some turbo bitch saying that Japan is actually a laughing stock because weebshit is depraved and perverted, apparently. Look at her dead eyes. Clearly a sociopath. What a cunt. She thinks "fool Japan" is supremely clever I guess. Ha.

>>53559831
it's making fun of the Cool Japan campaign, which promotes Japan's image on the world stage through arts and entertainment (i.e. anime)

she's saying that Japan isn't cool, that only dorky foreigners like anime and manga, that foreigners think it's weird and perverted, etc.

>>53559913
>it's weird and perverted
Isn't that why people think Japan is cool though

>>53556456
知っている人がいて喜びが隠せません

>>53559699
日本に来てまでこんなこと言うの、沙羅みたいな最初からおかしい反日外国人でしょ・・・
嫌ならそうっとしておいてほしい

>>53559961
maybe in the same way that people think clowns are cool

>>53559909
揚げ足取り合って今スワップ再開はするしない両方の報道が出揃ったから準備万端だわ~韓国の言う非道な日本だから再開してもしなくても嫌われるわ~でもどうせだし戦時下で燃料買えなくなって素手で朝鮮人同士が戦うまで大人しく黙ってるわ~wwww

>>53559986
その人じゃないけど子供のころ再放送かなんかで見てたよ
今大学生だけど

>>53559986
松本零士は特徴があるキャラクターが描ける漫画家

>>53560015
実際朝鮮分裂も米露の冷戦のタンカスだからな
朝鮮人ってなんのために生まれてきたんだろうな

>>53560060
大抵の作品は見ただけで松本零士の作品だってわかるもんな
内面的にはアレだから尊敬できないけどw

>>53559699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJyL0V3DCYI
When the Koreans mix it turn out this way.

宇宙を汽車で旅したい
ドラえもんでもそんなのあったな

>>53560270
コナンと遭遇したらうまく立ち回れよ?

>>53560296
絶対死ぬパターンじゃん…………

>>53560296
確かコナンに出会っても生存する考察2ちゃんにあったな

犯人がわかったって言って一行に守ってもらうか自室に籠城すれば生きれる

>>53560400
>自室に籠城
果たしてそうかな?

>>53560400
それで家ごと爆発とか火炙りが多数

人生の唯一のゴール
かわいい制服を着たハーフの子を小学校入学式で見守ること
できなかったら人生を無駄にしたと判断します

>>53560590
小学校の先生になろう

>>53560590
自分の子と明言しない時点でかなりの妥協を感じるよブラザー

>>53560400
犯人がわかった‼と叫ぶ→急に電気が落ちて明かりがついたら殺されている

>>53560356
中国じゃ通称死神小僧だってな

>>53560296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NthiNPPzjbc

>>53560624
>>53560632
日本人が優しく指摘すると外国人が大破する法則

>>53560356
金田一の方が難易度高い

>>53560624
>>53560632
わがままだけど自分の子じゃないとダメです

※托卵されたら、都合によって許可する場合あり

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>Go full NEET autiste and practice reading with tons of VNs, games, and books every day for about two and a half years
>My reading has gotten really good and I can read most things and only need to use a dictionary from time to time.

>My listening is still complete shit and if I try to listen to even simple things then it just goes too quickly for my brain to process it.

Goddammit.

Does anyone have some tips for listening practice? I've completely neglected it. I thought it would just naturally develop as I heard people speak when I was playing VNs and games, but I think I just taught myself how to read Japanese subtitles really fast instead of learning how to listen.

I've tried to just listen to random TV shows and movies, but I can't keep up and then it's like listening to white noise.

>>53560954
keep listening

>>53560849
夢の共演や特別編で9割殺されてなかったか?

中国、もう終わりやね

中国「株暴落」の次は「銀行破綻」か
http://www.jiji.com/jc/foresight?p=foresight_15201

>>53560954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>>53561072
金田一に遭遇したら諦めるしかないよ

>>53561120
地方切り捨てと銀行踏み倒しの両極進行だから今回文革しようとすると外資の流入を制御できん
ここまで太らせた甲斐があったもんだ

Japanese girls do pack some of the majorest boobs cant lie

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You have to learn how to read faster as well, if the situation is as your describe you must really be taking your time reading or what you are describing would not make any sense

Listening is harder but the disparity should not be as big as you experience it

Try look up Mikus songs, she usually have text that goes along with the lyrics, try to follow them along and if you cant keep up you need to go back and practice more reading

I like Miku

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>>53560954
>>53561322
Hoppsan, meant to quote frogpostingburger

もしこの中に今回のパワーボール当てた人がいたら、友達になって下さい。 大阪府・40歳・独身

>>53561224
注目株です=買ってよこの在庫
危険株です=買い占め邪魔すんな

>>53561397
これ
「中国はもう終わり」なんて10年前と同じこと言われてる時点で中国はまだまだ安泰

>>53561120
中国西部に傀儡立たせて中東と一緒に見張る気だろうな
アメリカの韓国の利用価値無くなるわけだし朝鮮は地図から消えちまうな

>>53555385
I hate Kusone Miku

>>53560954
My listening is much worse than my reading. I know what you mean. A problem for me is that Japanese has so few sounds compared to English and words tend to sound the same.

聴衆
出張
宗教
教習

Kill me.

>>53561453
中国はまだまだ大丈夫だと思う

>>53561322
When I listen English following along a script, I understand what he says.
But I hardly understand what he says without scripts :(

>>53560954
なんで外人ってこのクソ蛙がほんと好きなの?
かわいくもないし

why you gaijins so like this gfuckin frog?
not so cute though

>>53559791
What's wrong with him? He sounds like a good guy.

>>53561367
句読点BBAが本当にBBAだった件

how about dentist of your country?
I was picked off my wisdom teeeeeth

>>53561575
最初はかわいくねーなって思ってたけどずっと見てるうちにだんだん好きになってきたよ

>>53561575
とてもかわいい
このキャラはほんとうに大事だよ

あー...今回の中国スワップは現地法人への最期警告だからな?
逃げなきゃ奪い合いに巻き込まれても知らないよっていうやつで
今まででも破格のヤバさ
本人もわかってたから南シナ海欲しがってたわけで

>>53561575
お前それでもフランス人か?

>>53559403
Tell her you watched the 2005 Doraemon or something.

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I am karaage: deep fried chicken

>>53561616
お疲れ!
めっちゃ痛そう

>>53561584
Ah, he's just annoying to me. I don't hate him personally because I don't know him, I just hate his schtick and don't think he's funny. Le Epic NERD RAGE XD over those "whacky Japanese" just isn't funny.

Like if some Japanese guy was like "foot, mood?? Different pronunciation of 'OO'? WHY ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE WHY???"

It's dumb.

>>53561672
take it easy
keep it greasy

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I am Karaage

蛙なんて言うから飯テロはじまったじゃあないか

>>53561672
can I eat you?

>>53561453
10年前に中国が終わるとは思わなかったが今は思う

>>53561616
何歳? 俺は高校性でした。

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nisemonogatari

>>53561672
>>53561739
お疲れ!
めっちゃ熱そう

>>53561768
Ah sorry, should have said in English. How old are you? I was in high school. But I'm 27 now.

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>>53561758
I was born to be eaten by you

>>53561796
26歳
で、抜いた
若いほうがいいらしいね

卓球とは自分の体が邪魔になることを感じるスポーツです

>>53561878
愛ちゃんが泣く枠だったよね
今ならもっと売れてただろうなぁ

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Yoshiharu Habu

>>53561900
どうゆうこと??

>>53561900
徳光みたいに言うなwww

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Other Shogi Players

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He was pulled out his soul by Yoshiharu Habu

>>53561802
lemon・・・・・・・

>>53561830
その時に俺は馬向けみたい錠剤をもらった。

韓国人が一気に消えたな
どのレス見てあいつら泡吹いたんだ?

>>53561967
俺はロキソニンで十分だったけどね
Rokisonin is enough

>>53561935
勝敗が決まってから番組が終わるまでの微妙な空気割と好き

>>53561994
在日動画でしょ
日韓合意と同じ構図になるから洗脳されてたら見ただけで倒れるレベル

>>53561965
自分も搾らないままレモンぱっくんちょが好きなわ

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あらあら、こんなおばさんでいいだなんて・・・
からかわないで下さい! うふふっ

>>53562054
このレス見ただけで酸っぱ〜!って気分になる

新聞にヤクザの本名が併記されているのを見て
日韓の国交が正常化されてる証拠だと思った

>>53562005
馬錠剤は痛みの解消のためによく効いたけど、ある時椅子から落ちるほどめまいがしていた。

>>53562080
相方もそういう
ただ慣れちゃってるんで真顔で食える

>>53561715
>Like if some Japanese guy was like "foot, mood?? Different pronunciation of 'OO'? WHY ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE WHY???"

That's not what his character though. Why do you even complain about him when your namefagging is more irritating.

>>53561767
10年前も人はあなたと同じことを言っていた

>>53562054
カラッと揚がったからあげにレモンかけて湿らせちゃうのがなんか嫌だ

>>53562145
やっぱり正しいレモンの食べ方だよね

>>53562115
I just clarified that I have nothing against him personally like his character, but I hate his comedy act. I just don't think it's funny.

>>53562115
But most of anglos really have weird proncuation, and it's easier for a slav speaker to understand french.

>>53562244
He just knows his place as a gaijin. Whites in Japan (especially they are english teachers) are clowns.

I understand your "N-no! I'm not a clown, I'm an intelligent superior white guy!" sentiment, but still...

>>53562130
AIIBも焼石に水だけどわかってないんやな
やっぱ底辺って固執して稼げんのやな

>>53562212
から揚げは何味派?
ショウガだれにつける?塩?
自分は塩コショウ

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>>53561575
Most people probably don't realize it, but I think the frog resonates with white people so much because it reminds them of the famous childhood stories about two friends named Frog and Toad that they probably read when they were little. They represent everything that is now dead about western culture.

Wholesome morals and values, having fun with your best friend, feeling cozy and safe, enjoying a Hobbit-like rural life, being able to go outside without worrying about getting shot by black people or muslims.

If the happy Frog and Toad represent white westerners during the happy and idyllic days of our childhoods then Pepe the frog is a dark, depressed, and occasionally psychotic representation of what we've transformed into.

>>53562334
I think something has been misunderstood. I just don't think Atsugiri Jason is funny. I think a lot of comedians aren't funny. So what? Why are we talking about English teachers and what makes you think I believe I'm an "intelligent superior white guy." When did I say that?

I'm so confused. I think you might have mistook something I wrote..

>>53562376
塩派だけどなければそのまま
なんでか常時レモン風味

>>53562380
これ読んだことある!
うちに本がある

>>53562418
Hmm... I just think most of English teacher are low class scum and what's wrong with it? I don't understand why are you so upset.

>>53562534
That's fine, but I'm not an English teacher and neither is Atsugiri Jason, so I'm just not sure why you're bringing up English teachers.

And I'm not upset. Just confused by your reactions.

>>53562586
>American live in Japan not military guy nor english teacher nor comedian
Is this real?

>>53562380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGNs1VXeFJA

Your friend is so yummy.

>>53562659
I work for a company.

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>>53561575

>>53562730
How was I not namefagged? Anyway, I work for a company.

>>53562678
It's like watching the average day in the life of a German

>>53562534
No you don't. You're either not Japanese or you are just trolling based on the posts I made two days ago

>>53562678
Pretty FUCKING gross desu

>>53562380
Ahhh
Seasons change with the scenery
Weaving time in a tapestry
Won't you stop and remember me
At any convenient time?

>>53562792
I feel like there is more animosity toward English teachers from other foreigners than Japanese people themselves. His line about thinking English teachers are scum made me think he was maybe a foreigner pretending to be Japanese.

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>>53562678
>>53562829
Our ancestors used to drench themselves in the blood of slaughtered animals and now we get squeamish when we see half of a frog flopping about.

We've become so weak.

>Adam of Bremen stated that at the temple of Uppsala in Sweden:
>"The sacrifice is like this: Of all the living beings that are male, nine head are offered; by whose blood it is the custom to appease the gods. Their bodies, however, are hung in a grove which is beside the temple. The grove is so sacred to the heathen that the individual trees in it are believed to be holy because of the death or putrefaction of the sacrifical victims. There, even dogs and horses dangle beside people, their bodies hanging jumbled together."

>>53562970
He absolutely is. He can't hide in any language cause his Japanese sucks and his English is too bad to be a Japanese posters. Japanese posters on the whole are quite against the idea of hating people based on their professions. Plus I made several posts about this not too long ago. Ignore the troll maybe he will go away

>>53562736
INKA TECH
N
C
A

T
E
C
H

>>53563007
No I don't give a shit about the frog, I just wouldn't eat an animal that's still moving. I would totally have a bloodbath if the situation was right.

原油の底は20ドル

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>See a fountain pen on Amazon
>59 dollars, discounted from 119 dollars
>40 detailed reviews with a 5 star rating, everyone is praising it

...

The pen was being sold on ebay a few months ago for one dollar only

>>53563074
From a certain way of thinking about it, isn't it more disgusting to eat it when it's dead though? You're technically shoveling pieces of a corpse into your mouth, but if it's still alive then you're not eating a corpse. It's not a big difference, but I can kind of see how it would be pretty easy to get into a way of thinking where eating living things is less disgusting than eating dead things.

>>53563160
Do you want it?
Beautiful pen?

>>53563176
No, it's absolutely less disgusting to eat a corpse than to eat something that's still living. I'm not an animal rights person but that really doesn't appeal to me. I'll kill it myself as long as it's dead before you prepare it.

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>>53563214
I already own one since I picked one up because why the fuck not when it was up for a dollar on ebay

kek
collecting pens
fucking weirdos

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When will you join?

>>53563303
それを見て、私だって入りたくなったw

>>53563349
I felt the exact opposite. Even a good translation of this into English would leave Americans goggling or a bit confused. It's really inept as far as American recruiting propaganda goes. But it's very effective and touching in Japanese *to Japanese people*
I know some students who repeat similar phrases as mantras and one day really want to join.
What works is really culturally specific I guess. In America things like pride and strength and power and having your dad smile at you and respect you are big themes. Here it's nature and protecting a smiling obachan doing some gardening

>>53563303
Poor japan they have not poor niggers to fill the army.

>>53563456
What does it say?

>>53563283
He actually wants to collect penis
fucking weirdo

>>53563007
>people in the past used to rape toddlers
>why are you upset when 5-9yo are raped then?

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>>53563303
fixed

>>53563497
There are people who want to protect.

A loving family, touching the regions people(?)

Our country's beautiful nature and culture.

>>53563497
There are people I want to protect
My family whom I love
The people in my community
And our country's beautiful nature and culture

how to enjoy life as a non-white male ?

>>53563650
Be a good person.

>>53563606
Kek, not American for sure. Our military loves honor, tradition, selflessness, and the ideal that they protect the freedom of the US and the free world.

Not that it happens in practice.

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>>53563650
Play online games pretending to be white?

Worked for a nigger I knew

>>53563787
The biggest theme I remember from army strong commercials was like
One, making the decision to join despite what people tell you aka being an individual
Two, having your dad be proud of you and respecting you as an adult finally
Those really stuck with me. But the rest of what you say is all in there at least implicitly too

>>53563650
just being myself

>>53563787
The US military is basically just a self-improvement and self-discipline building camp for NEETs since the US faces no realistic threats that we have to protect ourselves from.

>>53563845
Yeah, I was basing it more on muhreens commercial. THE FEW, THE PROUD. Always shows them in dress blues. Gotta save dem civvies, etc. Marines are the most retarded branch though and are literally fodder so it's pretty funny.

>>53563879
For every one man they kill we will invade and destabilize three governments.

>>53563949
THERES STRONG
THEN THERES ARMY (tm) STRONG

STRONK DOESN'T LIKE HUMAN
STRONK HUNGRY

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パワー系だな

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>>53563949
>For every one man they kill we will invade and destabilize three governments.
TRUMP CALLS FOR THE GREAT CRUSADE AND AMERICA ANSWERS!
SAVE EUROPE!

>>53564098
勝手に写真撮ったの?

>>53564079
Supermutant detected.

>>53563879
That brings me to my mind a friend who joined the spanish legion (spanish army that helped to promove the dictator we had for 40 years) because he wasn't able to find a job. He was a nice nerdy, and now he converted to fascism.

>>53564098
この写真を見ると
美智子様の面影も感じられるな

>>53564098
Exif付いたままだから端末解析されて逮捕確定じゃん
通報しておくね

Is The Sun Also Rises about a cuck?

>>53564362
>He was a nice nerdy, and now he converted to fascism.
Good for him. Sounds like he loves his country and wants to protect it. If I lived in Europe then I'd be a fascist. You have to take extreme measures to fix extreme problems.

>>53564417
We're not in 1930 anymore.

>>53564347
STRONG LOOKING FOR MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS

>>53564398
こいつら悪い奴だね
http://news.livedoor.com/lite/article_detail/11061935/

>>53564113
Deus vult

>>53564098
イリーガルで通報したよ!

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*ahem*

>>53564537
Vocaroo when?

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>>53564487
As you wish.

>>53564507
転載が悪いんだろ
livedoorは著作権しっかりしてるからグローバル対応済み
記事画像も米国著作物に準じてるとみなしていい

>>53564537
よおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお・・・ぽん!

>>53564605
転載だらけのこのスレで急に正義の味方かよ

>>53564612
よおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお・・・っぱい!

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>>53564482
Yeah, it's much worse. You have a horde of muslims smashing through Europe and africans are climbing over the massive fences, or sometimes just smashing them down through the sheer weight of all the combined africans, to get into Spain in something that looks like a scene from a fucking zombie movie.

>>53564658
乙π

I love the smell of a dead japanese thread in the morning

>>53564715
That's what I like of Japan, they have an inteligent government. It's not about racism, it's about making the right inmigration choices. Right now in Europe there's too much "politicaly correct" government. Anyways, fascism was and is the wrong choice.

smells like virgins and weeaboos

皇族だけは穢してはならぬ

>>53565165
Leave your room.

>>53564653
そいつは花ちゃんっていう統合失調症の主婦だから無視しとけ
2chのオチスレだかいう板に住んでたらしいけど、2014年の暮れごろに日本語スレに来て、コテハンに粘着し始めた
ネットで話題()のネタをひたすらコピペするのが好きで、自分にはネットの力で他人の人生を台無しにする力があると信じてるらしい

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hello japan can you help me id her?

>>53562130
もう必死やね

>>53565567
Kojiharu?

>53565567
Totohama Motomishi

>>53565625
やっぱりまゆゆはAKBが好きなの?

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Hello Japanese girls
I want a qt Japanese girlfriend

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>>53565165
>virgins