This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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REMOVE SUSHI remove sushi
you are worst jap. you are the jap idiot you are the jap smell. return to japan. to our korean cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,japan we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole jap stink jap sqhipere shqipare. jap genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead jap
I'm going to go to a Lawson and get some of these jap ice creams
I hope youre happy Japan. You are the reason I'm still fat after dieting and not having as much sex with Asian girls as I should if I were a skinny guy
can't argue with that
>Can't deal with bantz
Japan come on
>the japanese word for a rubbish bin is "dasutobokkusu" (dust box)
it gets bigger so don't worry
>the japanese word for a pram is a "bebika" (baby car)
OK guys, it's 2016. Japanese guys are now desperate for pussy than ever before. They believe gaijin are coming to Japan in droves and stealing their women.
So, why hasn't someone gone to Japan to teach Japanese guys how to get laid/how to get Japanese women? Why hasn't anyone tapped into this market? This has got to be a million dollar industry.
And yeah, I realize there's Nampa and Nampa Japanese "pickup artists" but those guys are creepy and never get laid. They need a Westerner to show them how it's done, not a geeky Japanese creeper.
as opposed to other men's girl's pussies?
Actually, I think you will find it is "pram"
Or if you're Japanese, it's a babycar
How do I be Shinya Arino?
>Play video games all day
>Ton of female fans
>Plenty of Assistant Directors to harass
>Get to travel to other countries to eat food and play video games.
Our family just got an いぬ too! He likes to sleep near feet.
BEST thread ever
Outdone yourself my man
I still rub one off every now and then to this video, she is an 11/10 milf no point denying that.
Would give my left pinky for a night with her feet.
>peru suffered from anxiety while in shanghai
>he never actually went to class
>just stayed inside his apartment living off student loans
>and having sex with hookers?
those two are always invited to test their toe strength on my dick desu
those are some really kawaii feet
oh shit that's a gold mine right there
bless you sir
I find it hard to believe there would be something that lewd in a family-friendly anime.
ESRB: Mature 17+
Once upon a time, there was one lawyer and his secretary working at the office, and one day, they went to the wrong direction.
Her husband got extremely mad when he found that their jobs were pretty enjoyable. Maybe he just wanted to join.
But his idea of a payback went over your head. He resized the lawyer's crucial part by using his pruning shears, and flushed it to the bottom of the ocean.
The passionate investigation of police officers, however, has not yet found it out and actual causes....
Japanese program work is regarded as a blue-collar worker's one.
Because we can't read that language.
That is to say, it is the same as material products.
All work needs the people of two roles.
One makes Japanese document, the other makes English program.
Therefore it's always very inefficient.
This trend is becoming spread to other industries recently.
are you an IT expert?
how much money do I need to do an instant messaging app same as line, whatsapp, wechat?
I plan to build my IT team at shenzhen hiring skilled programming professionals from china, taiwan and korea
I am basically poor regardless of that.
Perhaps your work would be hard.
Because the achievement of programing works won't be assessed.
What people don't understand is not valuable.
>Once upon a time
Inappropriate tone, "once upon a time" is usually used for fairy tales. Say "some time ago" instead.
>there was one lawyer
there was a lawyer
>working at the office
working at an office
>they went to the wrong direction
This sounds too literal for the subject matter; it sounds like they got lost in their office. You might say something like "they started heading down the path of sin".
>their jobs were pretty enjoyable
"Pretty enjoyable" is a bit of an understatement... you should be more direct unless you want to play it for humor. Say something like "when he found out what they were doing".
>idea of a payback
idea of payback
>went over your head
This expression is used for something that someone doesn't understand. For example, "that joke went over his head". Maybe say, "his idea of payback was inconceivable".
>by using his pruning shears
with his pruning shears
>He resized the lawyer's crucial part by using his pruning shears
This part isn't wrong, but it's a little difficult to understand right away. Say something like "he snipped off the lawyer's favorite body part with his pruning shears". I don't know, it's like we use a different kind of euphemism in English.
>passionate investigation of police officers
dedicated investigation by police officers
>has not yet found it out and actual causes....
has not yet found the actual cause
dont work with chinese or in china poopoo peru
They will stab you in the back again. they'll take over your company, take your money and kick you out and claim they invented the app
btw when did you become a programmer? i thought coding was too difficult for you
Some time ago, there was a lawyer and his secretary working at an office, and one day,
they started heading down the path of sin.
Her husband got extremely mad when he found out what they were doing.
Maybe he just wanted to join. But his idea of payback was inconceivable.
He snipped off the lawyer's favorite body part with his pruning shears, and flushed it to the bottom of the ocean.
The dedicated investigation by police officers, however, has not yet found the actual cause.
Writing funny is just difficult. It doesn't matter what language I use is...
Looks good. Yeah, there are too many details to memorize, so you can only get better with time, and by reading and writing a lot, so that it becomes intuition.
I came across this scene in anime and I don't quite understand. Can anyone explain to me what she's doing?
We are taught to be proud of being Japanese people in some reason.
I hate that. Wish I was born in the UK.