Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>53522156
こんにちんぽ

first for my penis

Z

Red/white flag masturrace onry.

>>53522357
fuck u :DDDDDD

OTSUMIMASEN
T
S
U

>>53522342
>>53522386
Bye.

>>53522156
おつです~
>>53522163
おおおぅ・・・お察し致します。辛いおね(´;ω;｀)ｼﾞｭﾙﾙ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11PiXDpqQQ

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ITT : manlets wit smaller penis than ours

>>53522415
:(
why bully?

>>53522342
こ、これは乙じゃなくてZなんだからね!
勘違いしないでよね!

>>53522342
Iceland kun

>>53522357
Let's add a little blue to that flag.

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>>53522446

>>53522471
impressive

>>53522446
DESIGNATED

>>53522156
2

>>53522480
France?

>>53522515
アメリカだろww

>>53522502
RAPING STREETS

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>>53522554
>Going to the store in India

>>53522156
乙

REMOVE SUSHI remove sushi
you are worst jap. you are the jap idiot you are the jap smell. return to japan. to our korean cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,japan we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole jap stink jap sqhipere shqipare. jap genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead jap

>>53522554

What up fellow India poster! Word of advice don't respond to memes, who gives a fuck

>>53522468
Z = 乙!!!

>>53522665
t. Corea in UK

>>53522742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>53522742
is started first m8

>>53522804
how little his chimpo is...

>>53522665
>>53522804
you failed proxying?

チュッ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HooXnHfRl8

>>53522804
鞍馬山にいそう

>>53522861
bigger than yours LOL

>>53522459
I'm just trying to attract poopoperu...

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I'm going to go to a Lawson and get some of these jap ice creams

I hope youre happy Japan. You are the reason I'm still fat after dieting and not having as much sex with Asian girls as I should if I were a skinny guy

>>53522411
OTSU

SUMIMASEN

そういうことかw

>>53522957
your mom said asian penis was good as well.

>>53523071
>being fat
lad...

>>53523096
stop it.
just report and fuck him.

ソフトクリーム食べたくなっちゃった

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>>53523096
can't argue with that

>>53523197
>Can't deal with bantz
Japan come on

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>the japanese word for a rubbish bin is "dasutobokkusu" (dust box)

Nante kawaii.

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>>53523298

>>53523298
wait a minute
this implies japan didn't have trash bins until the west made contact
!!!!
japan so dirty!

>>53523208
ひり出せ

>>53523071
Do you actually live in Singapore?

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>>53522861
it gets bigger so don't worry

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台湾だったらこのくらいの画像を使いやがれ

>>53523468
still not that big...

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日本と聞いて外国人が思い浮かべるものといえば

富士山
寿司
こけし飛行機

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>the japanese word for a pram is a "bebika" (baby car)

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OK guys, it's 2016. Japanese guys are now desperate for pussy than ever before. They believe gaijin are coming to Japan in droves and stealing their women.

So, why hasn't someone gone to Japan to teach Japanese guys how to get laid/how to get Japanese women? Why hasn't anyone tapped into this market? This has got to be a million dollar industry.

And yeah, I realize there's Nampa and Nampa Japanese "pickup artists" but those guys are creepy and never get laid. They need a Westerner to show them how it's done, not a geeky Japanese creeper.

Don't you have any topics to talk besides penis?
How old are you? Your mom must be crying.

>>53523396
>>53523396
gomi bako・・・・・・

>>53523562
I have never heard of a kokeshi airplane in my life

>>53523562
こけし飛行機きめえw

>>53523468
i-it gets long...

>>53523396
I don't understand what you want to say.(´・д・｀)

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さむいさむい

>>53523562
しらねえよw

>>53523648
it's actually gibberish

>>53523562
だな。特に三番目

>>53523563
Here comes british english again!
What the fuck parm! it is stroller.

>>53523624
me neither

>>53522890
鞍馬山にいそう

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>>53523562
ww

>>53523468
i bet he could fuck his own nose

Kokeshi is japanese dildo for women. buy it and put it into your girls pussy.

>>53523814
なるほどなるほど

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>>53523774
絵を忘れてたw

>>53523814

can I stick it in your mum's BBA milf butthole while I fuck her pussy?

I'm wondering if I should go to buy coke.
It's 0:38 and supermaket is open till 1:00 AM.

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>>53523814
as opposed to other men's girl's pussies?

>>53523648
Japan not have word for "dasutobokkusu" until Europe comes to Japan and show them
Japan not have dasutobokkusu for very long time!!

>>53523901
You should get coke or you'll die.

>>53523901
>>53523901

There are convenience stores everywhere on every fucking block in Tokyo and Osaka you fucking moron

>>53523901
R.I.P.

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Is kokeshi chinpo?
I didn'tknow.

>>53523901
If my post ends in an odd number, you go.

>>53523889
my mom look down chinese. so you can't.
I wish you were white person. I wish I had a half white little sister.

>>53524035
j-japan
are you ok

>>53523814
こけし飛行機 are especially good to be used as dildo

>>53524011
i will

>>53524098
I wonder how the wings work. It must hurts.

>>53524128
Be careful and have a safe trip.

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>>53523740
Actually, I think you will find it is "pram"

Or if you're Japanese, it's a babycar

>>53523964
Ah...ok...
There are many words which stand for a trash can like ゴミ箱、くずかご、ちり箱、ごみ入れ in Japanese.
Dust box is just a Japanese -English though.

>>53523901
do you suffer social anxiety?

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I have a small day ahead of me tomorrow
おやすみ

>>53524309
sweet dreams

go to bed japan or i will call your parents and they will scold you for staying up so late

>>53524309
every day's a small day in New Zealand

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How do I be Shinya Arino?

>Play video games all day
>Ton of female fans
>Plenty of Assistant Directors to harass
>Get to travel to other countries to eat food and play video games.

>>53524309
Thats my doggie and my right hand.
Anyway good night.

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>>53524309
Amai yume

>>53524309
おやすみ you and your doggie

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>>53524309
おやすみなさい

>>53524309
Good night.

Is it true that sarcasm doesn't exist in Japan?

>>53524309
good night

>>53524458
It is false.

>>53524458
not true

>>53524458
Is it sarcasm?

>>53524499
>>53524501
plot twist: this is sarcasm

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>>53524381
It's a good photo thank you

>>53524542
Could't be, he is not British.

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sasuga Japan

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>>53523814
Which one?

>>53524203
I'm back i bought fanta grape too.
it is not dangerous. there are a lot of usual people out there.

You use Kanji very well

>>53524761
thanks f.am

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Our family just got an いぬ too! He likes to sleep near feet.

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そろそろ蕎麦の時間かな

>>53524761
thanks f.am

>>53524761
You use sarcasm very well

>>53524811
うらやましい
うらやましい
うらやましい

>>53524815
It looks delicious.

>>53524811
That's awesome!
いぬはいいぞ。

>>53523969
I can do it but its price is two times higher than supermarket one.

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What did she mean by this?

>>53524811
かわいいdesu

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>>53524875
oh
Do you like dogs?

a short japanese joke.
いぬはいぬ。 that means "there is no dog"
You can say that when there is no dog.
try it! good luck!

>>53525099
いぬは。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。いる

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>>53524965
彼女たちがレズだと意味しました。

>>53524723
Have you ever tasted guaraná (Kuat)?

>>53525099
イルカはいるか

>>53522156
BEST thread ever
Outdone yourself my man
I still rub one off every now and then to this video, she is an 11/10 milf no point denying that.
Would give my left pinky for a night with her feet.

>>53524811
欲しい
今

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>>53525001
>>53525099
a master is out

>>53524811
>He likes to sleep near feet.
so does >>53525281

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>>53525280
避妊を否認

>>53525280
あるみかんのうえかにあるみかん

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>>53524236

>peru suffered from anxiety while in shanghai
>he never actually went to class
>just stayed inside his apartment living off student loans
>and having sex with hookers?

>>53522437
those videos are always hard to watch

パンはパンでも食べられないパンは?

>>53525342
are you a faggot or something

>>53522156
source?

The japs like their feet I guess

http://tabaruzaka.blog66.fc2.com

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>>53525514
フライパン

>>53525546
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=151672363

>>53525514
フライパン!

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>>53525280

>>53525281

fuckin a lad.

I really REALLY want to find a hot jap milf like her with her perfect feet

お元や、もとは居ぬか
へい今朝ほど人間になりました
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDfGHWlLow
6:17

>>53525588
Those are some leathery feet

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>>53525582
やるじゃんブラジル!

has anyone ever slept on a girl's butt for the whole night?
I mean has anyone just used her butt as a pillow?

how does it feel?

>>53525569
http://blog-imgs-88.fc2.com/t/a/b/tabaruzaka/20151223211028597.jpg
http://blog-imgs-88.fc2.com/t/a/b/tabaruzaka/20151223211244424.jpg
those two are always invited to test their toe strength on my dick desu
http://blog-imgs-88.fc2.com/t/a/b/tabaruzaka/20151223211530678.jpg
those are some really kawaii feet

いぬはさばか?

>>53525685
臭そう

>>53525685
really nice, depending on the ass of course

>>53525773
アメリカはもう朝ですか?
おはようアメリカ兄貴。・

>>53525685
It's on my bucket list

>>53525514
いつも怒られている飲みものは何?

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>>53525514

>>53525685
Soft
But contrary to popular belief, girls do fart
Beware

>>53525862
>not putting your lips around her asshole, sealing it airtight when you can feel a fart coming, ingesting her precious gas completely

>>53525913

That doesn't sound like it's good for your health.

>>53525913
Do you say those kind of things irl?

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>>53525569

oh shit that's a gold mine right there

bless you sir

>>53525944
i do those things irl

>>53525992
It's a little weird desu, but then again, you're German

>>53525720
山はガラガラ

>>53525679
まぁな、かなり一般的なギャグですけどね。

>>53525913
typical kraut

>>53525851
コーラ!!!

「ええ、足フェチ?キモイわ!」
日本人女性はそう言う

>>53525839
そうですよ、ここにはもう8:30
こんばんは日本人さん

>>53525860
食べたことがある。おいしいでも高い。Daveと言う人もすごい曰くがある

>>53526197
>>53525851
聞いたことがない

>>53524965
'bean' means clitoris tb h.

>>53526416
日本では、怒るときにコラ!って声を上げる人が多いんだよ

>>53526360
残念ながらキモいとか言われるフェチもある
〜わみたいな女言葉付け加えたらなおのこと(勃起

>>53526526
なるほど、わかった!

>>53526684
feet are not sexy lad

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お尻最高

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>>53526705

>>53515063
主婦という呼称はやめて
これからは人妻と呼ぼう

>>53526560
関西弁かもしれない

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>>53525444

>>53526750
ye gods

>>53526705
足フェチは面倒臭い

>>53526675
:)
アメリカでは子供を叱りつけるときはなんて声を上げるの!

>>53526867
!と?をまちがえた。

>>53522498
Holy shit. That guy looks like me! Does this mean I'm white?

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>>53526464
I find it hard to believe there would be something that lewd in a family-friendly anime.

>>53526675
呆れながら怒る時やそれほど怒ってないときはコーラって怒るよ

>>53526942
The joke is that he doesn't look white

>>53526797
そんなわけあらへんやろ!

>>53526942
He is pale but he doesn't look white

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Im a fortran programmer

>>53527007
せやかて工藤

>>53527011
no

>>53527011
It's cool!

ネット遊びしてる主婦

ネット遊びしてる人妻

なんだろう。この違い

カオスw

こんな夜中に腹減った

>>53527035
検索して勉強になった

konichuwa tomodachi!! genki desu ka :3 ? aishiteru desu <3

>>53527245
名探偵コナン知ってるの?

>>53527295
こにちゅわ!w
かわいいw

why is wwwwwwwwwwwww laughing?

>>53527317
いや、知らない

>>53527435
あっ癖が出た
yes
www=lol
まちがってたらごめんやで

>>53527466
ていうか、名前くらい聞いたことがある

>>53527521
what

>>53527435
笑>w

>>53527561
how???

>>53527466
コナンとかドラえもんとかクレヨンしんちゃんみたいなアニメの方が意外に知られてないのかな
一般向けというか

>>53527011
新しい言語しか知らない奴はめんどくさい。
これだからWebをアメリカに牛耳られるんだよ。
基幹言語を取られちまったら、その上で踊らされる業務ばかりになる。
http://media-pickup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-23-3.png
安定のアメリカ

>>53527608
笑う = わらう = warau > w

>>53527435
w comes from warau which means laughing in Japanese.

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>>53527435

>>53527692
好き

>>53527662
thanks f.am

>>53527295
haro-

>>53527011
I'm sorry but that programming language belong to the white man.

>>53527724
no problem tb.h

>>53527609
そういうのはなんとなく西洋で人気じゃない

>>53527609
コナンはともかく、ちびまる子、サザエ、ドラえもん、クレしんとかの一般向けアニメは、日本の生活や習慣のバックグラウンドを知らないと理解できないだろうな
逆に萌えアニメは中身スカスカだから背景知らなくても分かりやすいのかもね

>>53527796
うん
家族で見たりアニメファンじゃない人でも知ってるような一般アニメだから
アニメファンの人は深夜アニメの方が好きなのかな?

>>53526705
yes they are

>>53527990
日本人でもサザエさんとかまる子で今の子コレわからないだろwwって思うときがある
ももえちゃんとかひできとか
ジェネレーションギャップだね

>>53526867
さあ…難しい。場合によって違うだろう。うるさい時は"Hush!"と言うかもしれない

>>53526968
分かると思う。いかなる程度の怒りに言われることでしょう

how often you say "kek" irl?

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>>53528169
>speaking to people irl

Title: Undecided
ESRB: Mature 17+

Summary:

Once upon a time, there was one lawyer and his secretary working at the office, and one day, they went to the wrong direction.

Her husband got extremely mad when he found that their jobs were pretty enjoyable. Maybe he just wanted to join.

But his idea of a payback went over your head. He resized the lawyer's crucial part by using his pruning shears, and flushed it to the bottom of the ocean.

The passionate investigation of police officers, however, has not yet found it out and actual causes....

>>53528322
sounds shitty, wouldn't watch

>>53528169
me gustas peru
quieres ser mi amigo?
mi novia es de corea pero
no me odies por favor
lo siento tu no eres blanco y soy blanco..

>>53526124
this

>>53528169
I occasionally let it slip when I'm with my old autist 4chan buddies

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Japanese program work is regarded as a blue-collar worker's one.
Because we can't read that language.
That is to say, it is the same as material products.
All work needs the people of two roles.
One makes Japanese document, the other makes English program.
Therefore it's always very inefficient.

This trend is becoming spread to other industries recently.

>>53528017
例えば深夜アニメでないワンピースは大人気だし深夜アニメに限らないってわけだが
ただしアニメファンはオタクの意味だと深夜アニメしか観てないのは本当
むしろワンピースのような人気のあるアニメが普通に嫌い

>>53528496
確かにそれはある
ワンピースは見ててもそこまでアニメオタクとはみなされない
あとワンピース嫌いで深夜アニメ好きな人がいるのも一緒

>>53528477
How much money do you earn a month?

>>53528496
ガルパンはいいぞ

>>53528477
So if I became a programmer in Japan, and knew Japanese, would I make a lot of money? Also would the work load be less?

>>53528496
日本でもワンピース(少年誌系)はリア充+女子供向けみたいな感じで、コアなアニメオタクからは嫌われてるね

>>53528380
this

>>53528477
so what you're saying is, majoring in computer science in japan isn't a bad idea?

>>53528477
are you an IT expert?
how much money do I need to do an instant messaging app same as line, whatsapp, wechat?
I plan to build my IT team at shenzhen hiring skilled programming professionals from china, taiwan and korea

>>53528781
不思議だね
王道っぽい少年漫画も面白いと思うのに
でもアニメファンの人はそういうの今までたくさん見てきて飽きてるのかもしれない
それで趣向の違うものにいくのかな

>>53528919
ナルトもリア充向っちゃ向けだし、黒子とハイキューは腐向けか
あとハンターハンターはオタクからもあんまり嫌われてない気がする
七つの大罪はどうなんだろうか

>>53528893
I feel I'm kinda familiar with you. I don't know why.

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ワンピースはキャラがやたらと泣いてるイメージ

>>53528124
例えば

授業中に先生の話を聞かないで生徒たちが小声で話してるとき(その生徒たちは過去に何度もそのことで怒られている)→呆れながら怒る

お母さんが家事をしていて忙しいのに子供が甘えてきた時→邪魔には違いないが子供がそういう行動を取るのは仕方ないのであまり怒ってない

※大体こんな感じだけれども、怒る側の性格や価値観やその時の機嫌によって怒る度合いが違ってくる

>>53528893
hahahahaahahahahaha

>>53528686
I am basically poor regardless of that.
>>53528740
Perhaps your work would be hard.
Because the achievement of programing works won't be assessed.
What people don't understand is not valuable.

>>53526684

jesus christ... i was thinking of going to taiwan or korea for my next trip, but i may need to go to japan earlier now

>>53529175
ワンピースと比べたらナルトは少しだけオタク寄りに感じる
銀魂はオタク向けのネタが多い感じ
ブリーチはわからない
ハンターハンター、ドラゴンボール、ワンピースはオタク以外が読んでても全然おかしくないしむしろ話題をふる時に役立つ
読んでる人が多いからね

>>53529358
guess who just booked a three week trip to taiwan in march ayyy

>>53528322
>Once upon a time
Inappropriate tone, "once upon a time" is usually used for fairy tales. Say "some time ago" instead.
>there was one lawyer
there was a lawyer
>working at the office
working at an office
>they went to the wrong direction
This sounds too literal for the subject matter; it sounds like they got lost in their office. You might say something like "they started heading down the path of sin".

>their jobs were pretty enjoyable
"Pretty enjoyable" is a bit of an understatement... you should be more direct unless you want to play it for humor. Say something like "when he found out what they were doing".

>idea of a payback
idea of payback
>went over your head
This expression is used for something that someone doesn't understand. For example, "that joke went over his head". Maybe say, "his idea of payback was inconceivable".
>by using his pruning shears
with his pruning shears
>He resized the lawyer's crucial part by using his pruning shears
This part isn't wrong, but it's a little difficult to understand right away. Say something like "he snipped off the lawyer's favorite body part with his pruning shears". I don't know, it's like we use a different kind of euphemism in English.

>passionate investigation of police officers
dedicated investigation by police officers
>has not yet found it out and actual causes....
has not yet found the actual cause

>>53528893

dont work with chinese or in china poopoo peru

They will stab you in the back again. they'll take over your company, take your money and kick you out and claim they invented the app

btw when did you become a programmer? i thought coding was too difficult for you

>>53529437

nice lad.

you need to bring your camera and take candid feet pics this time. make some videos

>>53529586
yeah this time i'm without the chinese
i'll try my best

>>53527990
でもクレしんはスペインで人気だし、ちびまる子ちゃんも中国で一番人気なアニメと聞いたことがある

王道が嫌だからという理由でオタク向けアニメを見たがるというのはフランス人らしいな

今日はみんなどうやって童貞を守った?

>>53529697
>>53529697
家にいることで

>>53528740
The computer science was the engineering science of the lowest position in Japan once.
>>53528893
Well, I don't know.
It's about 10 Man-month, isn't it?

ナチュラルに恋して
ナチュラルにキスをしてよねぇ

btw, there is the same problem as it in China also.(>>53528477)
They are going to encounter the same distress eventually.

こんばんは!
眠れなくてネットにライドオンですわ。

>>53530039
あーperfume好き

>>53529479
Summary:

Some time ago, there was a lawyer and his secretary working at an office, and one day,
they started heading down the path of sin.

Her husband got extremely mad when he found out what they were doing.
Maybe he just wanted to join. But his idea of payback was inconceivable.

He snipped off the lawyer's favorite body part with his pruning shears, and flushed it to the bottom of the ocean.
The dedicated investigation by police officers, however, has not yet found the actual cause.


Writing funny is just difficult. It doesn't matter what language I use is...

>>53528893
because you are not white they won't trust you so you will need more money.

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>>53528322
Show your fu*king appreciation to >>53529479

>>53529479
>>53530174
Yeah, thank you. It is very helpful.

good night.

I am going to sleep while listening to trance music.

>>53530266
おやすみ~

>>53528893

that's a dumb idea. Asia doesnt need a new IM app, or any other countries for that matter.

think of something original

>>53529259
わかった
説明してくれてありがとう

>>53530106
Looks good. Yeah, there are too many details to memorize, so you can only get better with time, and by reading and writing a lot, so that it becomes intuition.

>>53530266
post your trance music first pls

>>53529697
可愛いお姉ちゃんたちが僕をナンパするといけないので、
僕の周りにはいつもSPたちがいます。
彼らにはずいぶんと世話になりました。

>>53530311
Intuition is my favorite word. I understand things shouldn't be too metaphoric. Even my Japanese sounds like it. kek.

>>53530556
しゅ、守護霊か何かですか?

>>53530343
It seems he fell asleep.

>>53530343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPq-saiBFw8

>>53530632
;_;

>>53530556
やっぱりそうじゃなきゃダメですよ

ただ家に一人でいても巨乳の姉ちゃん達に誘拐されてしまう危険は常にあるものだから

>>53530657
Oh!Look!
>>53530667

>>53530697
>ただ家に一人でいても巨乳の姉ちゃん達に誘拐されてしまう危険は常にあるものだから

僕の人生に希望を与えてくれてありがとう

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6QPHWL-qSQ

童貞なのはそういう世界線なんだよぉ
じゃないと女の取り合いで犯罪が多発するだろぉ?
だから童貞は参加せず譲ってあげてるんじゃあないか!

>>53530950
何その交通マナーみたいな

>>53531008
結婚が袋小路とか?
養育費が一方通行w

>>53531008
離婚したら別々の道を...ああ...なんか目から汗が...

>>53531073
いや、譲ってあげてるの部分

>>53531153
言えてるかも
不倫とかって駐車場に2台突っ込んでるみたいなもんだよね。
あ、車が突っ込んで、だよ?

>>53531240
なんかよくわからなくなってきたすまん
こんな夜中に上手く例えてみようとしたのが間違ってた
大失敗

気にすんなお前ら
結婚自体がリコール車のオーナーになるようなもんだからな

>>53531597
事故じゃん

>>53531597
いや、必ずしもそうとは限らない
まあ幸せな結婚生活を送る奴がいる一方で不幸な結婚をする奴がいるのも事実さ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtqW-poRcM

記録メディアの当り外れみたいなもん?

ホイールや穴があるものに例える辺りモノホンの日本人だなlol

>>53531962
look at those refugees

>>53531962
ベルトも無しですごいね
角度や早さでしなくていいのかな?

>>53532111
No,we should shake refugees like this.

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What did he mean by this?

>>53532519
that he was peeking

>>53532519
構図と解像度
雰囲気と照明
あとそれっぽい男優からしてゲイポルノ?

>>53532628
確かに

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I came across this scene in anime and I don't quite understand. Can anyone explain to me what she's doing?

>>53532519
Maybe, "You peeked out the woman when she were changing her clothes, didn't you?"

OL means Office lady (Japanese English word)
Chirachira means peeking in this case

>>53532741
Anon you silly, she's obviously masturbating.

" [...] 外国人を野獣視し、米鬼撃滅のごとき、ヒステリックな症状を呈し、日本を世界の中心、絶対不敗の神の国と考える妄想に発展します。"

皆さんも三島さんが仰るようなな日本人にならないように気をつけましょう

ポルノで思い出したけどあれどういうこと?
ここで貼られてたゲイビの撮影場所
ストレートAVの聖地使ってたんだが(爆)
プーケット?とかの海上ペンションやビル内プール
ホモのオッスオッスも金出したらOKなのか?

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>>53529192
>>53529308
>>53529491
>>53529782
>>53530134
>>53530307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqzt9dXGg-Y

hello weeaboos what would your parents say if you had a Japanese girlfriend?
my parents are happy and welcome my Korean girlfriend

>>53532824
In these subtitles, "ol'" is short "old", meaning "cliche" or "hackneyed" behavior

I think baldy is accusing the other guy of peeking at him

>>53532824
ol' there stands for "old"(which doesn't really mean anything)

>>53532880
白人さんがそれ言うと説得力が無くなる不思議
...Σ(ﾟДﾟ)

>>53533032
"oh thank god, I was sure he was gay"

>>53532830
Thanks. I'm going to write an angry email to the anime studio.

>>53533050
>>53533091
Thanks, anons.
I didn't know that..

>>53532880
三島?
三島由紀夫?

>>53522437
FUcking living the dream. Amazing

>>53533095

別に自分の祖国を永遠不滅の神の国だと思うのは日本人固有の習性じゃないんだけどね

I will make a new thread

>>53533472
are you a fan of Raggare?
I think they're a bunch of motherfuckers

>>53533339
自国を愛している人は好きです
僕は日本人だから日本が一番好きですがもしアメリカ人だったらアメリカが一番好きでイギリス人だったらイギリスが一番好きになっていたでしょう

>>53533339
都合がいいんだろうな
間違っても許してもらえるかもしれない
自分たちが正しいと祝福してくれるかもしれない
己の意味を問うと答えてくれるかもしれない
多神論者が多い日本人にはそういうの臭いキツいわ

>>53533519
>are you a fan of Raggare?
no

>>53533540
>>53533540
>>53533540
>>53533540
>>53533540
new thread