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>in the 100s
>going to get my boipussy virginity taken by a bunch of chavs
I bet there will be enough volunteers just like last years, don't you think?
My friend got listed last year and all he had to do was just sign some papers in a point, didn't even have to check for health etc
>Literally in the 100s of the list
If I was in the 1000s I'd be able to relax more. But as it stands I'll be one of the first ones to get conscripted. Do you think they'll accept me with really shitty vision?
>scroll though the infographic
>It’s not just homes: Millennials have been reluctant to buy items such as cars, music and luxury goods. Instead, they’re turning to a new set of services that provide access to products without the burdens of ownership, giving rise to what's being called a "sharing economy."
>burdens of ownership
>burdens of ownership
thank mr gold
I don't know, but there are conscripts with glasses nowadays, so you might fit in. We'll have to hope there are enough healthy volunteers desu :D I was kinda ready to serve last year if I were conscripted, but now I have a job and feel like I'm too lazy to get up 6am every morning and freeze my balls in a swamp somewhere in the middle of nowhere
>no 26 year old Mahmed, who decides to go on a journey to Germany, because he heard they give you money for nothing and you can rape all the white women you could ever want
let me tell you something about unfair
getting singles in a doubles game
that! is unfair!
all those objects are liabilities, not assets. What money is a compact disk or mid ranged sedan going to make you? None. They're going to cost you money, and you're responsible for damage to them. It's smart to reduce all the undue risk you can while still recieving what you need - you need a car for transportation and music to not kill yourself, and a house to not be a...let's call it "A person without adequate living space"
one of my mates got off the list because he is an alcoholic, really... they said it is "substance abuse"
i must visit this /tv you speak of and find out if these dirty rumors have any substance!
>they are dedicated to wellness, devoting time and money to exercising and eating right
doing bullshit like yoga and drinking soy milk isn't necessarily the smartest thing. imho, they are just taken advantage of in new clever ways: appealing to "health" as a money maker
These aren't some kind of well-considered choices that people are making, they aren't buying things because they just can't afford them, plain and simple; so they rent apartments, take loans, and do all sorts of unwise, but hardly avoidable decisions.
how are we gonna conquer europe if you dont know how to hold a gun
What the fuck Lithuania
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA? WHY ARENT YOU MORE TOLERANT, YOU IGNORAT SHITLORD BIGOT. GET ON WITH THE TIMES YOURE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY RACIST NAZI SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pašlaik zemessargu ir nedaudz vairāk kā 8000, bet atbilstoši valsts aizsardzības plāniem līdz 2020. gadam zemessargu skaitu plānots palielināt no 12 000 līdz 13 000
We have a little more than 8k, and, as my moronic compatriot said >>53481763
, they plan to increase that number by 7k, though not in a year, but in 5.
no you memelord the super common first and surname combo
We were close tho.
>The memoirs of another Bolshevik, Anastas Mikoyan, mention that, before the death of Vladimir Lenin in 1924, Lenin proposed Rudzutaks as a replacement for Joseph Stalin as the secretary general of the Communist Party.
>tfw 30 year olds tend to name their kids with weird ass, sometimes western names
>no more lithuanian names that were popular during the 1920's, 1930's and 1990's
>jewish/latin like Jonas, Paulius are still alive
Well, there are still names like Austėja, Viltė, Ugnė and Liepa in the top 10 of 2015.
It's a sadder business when it comes to boy names. Names like Lukas, Matas, Nojus and Jokūbas dominate the lists.
>tfw my name is Džiugas
Feels pretty Lithuanian.
people who grew out of families which formed during the "national romantic" era named their children as ethnically as possible and you want to go back to that time?
t. Helmut Johann-Waldur Puusepp
don't sweat it, we're gonna REK the shit out of that meme chart
i somewhat agree, though i'm at a shit position because all the men of my lineage have german/danish names
but tell me this: what do you think about people who change their names to fit into the society they are part of?
>all the men of my lineage have german/danish names
what the fuck are you stupid or something? saaremaa names are probably the purest estonian names ever... fucking höövel, haavel, sahtel etc. :DDD
>Lithuanian tongue twister
that sounds kind of sexual :DD
>what the fuck are you stupid or something? saaremaa names are probably the purest estonian names ever... fucking höövel, haavel, sahtel etc. :DDD
hadn't even heard of it before :DD
ever stare at your own face in the mirror for an extended time? kind of fucks up your ego dezi singboi
Why are estonians so good at horsearchery?
i heard this from an estonian artist and tried it
it changed the way i perceived myself
you know there are competitions of horsearchery here?
we Hittites now
me in the background with benis out spray painting /balt+ausnz/ on the snow lmao
Already speaks better then the russians and poles that live here their whole life
do you even?
isn't waltz a doubles dance? you came singlehanded
literally who gives a shit
literally what is going on? where are they?
vocaroo what you would do to a sexy lithuanian grill... pls :DD
i'm a lesbian too btw, i only like girls :3
never forget le 14 lads who died in January 13 events
rip in pepperons lads
press F to pay respects
the last dublets were ~hour ago
CHECKERS GONNA CHECK!!!
Has there ever been a better leader than Gorbatšov?
honestly, although that commie is a fucking idiot, I really hate that he was fined for it. It's like we're still living in soviet union. No free speech whatsoever.
And by the say what does 'savi y savus' even mean? Lithuanians shoot at lithuanians? It's 100% possible. Lots of lithuanian KGB agents who wanted to stay in soviet union.
It means that CIA-kike-trained Lithuanian snipers were shooting at misled protesters, with the objective of hampering the return of LTSR to Glorious Motherland.
Which is 140% true btw.
borya was based :DD
best bro we ever had
t. will not vote for conservatives as long as landsbergis circlejerk continues
enjoying those 30 rubles lad? better spend them soon before ruble hits harder than my dick in yo momma's pussy
Well it's possible. If that's what he meant then why the fuck did he get fined? We're like niggers where we think we're always gud boyz we dindu nuffin we wuz kingz n shieeeet then evil ruski came n took our madzhical powaz
did the police catch the sibul who threw red paint on it?
>Stay alert btw,she might lure you to ISIS
No she is secular girl. She is too cute. She was very excited when she talks to me. I love these girls. I hate smiling girls and funny girls. If I married to her I won't go to Vilnius. I will go to Minsk for you my good friend.
liberals only speak like liberals in front of TV cameras.
Remember when they were yelling how they were against conscription. Then voting time. They proposed to delay the vote so better solutions could be found. Conservatives and Socdems said no. Oh well we lost guess we'll vote for conscription then. They're weak, as God Emperor Trump would say.
>TFW Conservatives are behind liberals in polls.
I am going off this ride.
plebs hate kubilius and people are still salty about conscription and landsbergis, therefore conservatives will not be popular for like 10-15 years
>#1 Socialdemocrats 23% (commies)
>#2 Liberalcucks with 13%
>#3 Concervatives with 9%
How did this guy even win that time in Kaunas?
mafia wars ended pre-95 with estonians beating the shit out of russians, ukrainians and the goatfuckers from fuck knows where.. and then getting beaten the fuck out by glorious boliisi
since then, there have been no wars
you sure it's love? maybe it's just stomach gas
sorry m8, didn't get any mongol qts
he's a brit dumbass
Why is a Turk being so friendly? Is this some Jewish scheme?