/balt/ + /ausnz/

:)

Pirmas pranešimas naujame trede.

>>53464892
hahaha
hahaHAHAH
ahahahaha

third for menes

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>walking in the park
>this guy cums out from behind the bushes and squirts you with his water gun
What do?

>>53464966
That's in the middle of the Baltics desu.

>>53464949
Tai kad antras

>>53464983
Stab him, keep our genes clean.

No hömös :DD

>>53464983
Throw him in a bin where he should be.

>>53465026
jo :(

>>53464983
haha what a homo :DD

>>53464892
in sweden they would've gotten golden medals and 72 swedish boys to rape

>>53464892
Estonia: NO

is /int/ an embassy of /pol/? usually i tell fagets like you to gtfo to go back to your containment board, but if the cancer is too widespread, then there is no point, obviously

>>53465181
usually i tell faggets like you to go choke on a dick, today is no exception

>>53465181
I usually tell commies like you to go back to your /leftiepol/ containment board, but I'm on the wrong site.

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>>53464983
kill him

Kas keegi siin olevatest eestlastest üldse sallib saarlasi?

Sajandeid verepilastust, taanlaste ja rootslastega läbikäimist ning kõik muu veel pealekauba on nendest teinud kõige haledamad "eestlased" üldse. Nad ei räägi isegi korralikku eesti keelt, vaid mingisugust värdkeelt.

Nende kohanimed on Rootsi ja Taani päritoluga, nad kutsuvad oma inimesi Rootsi nimedega - no mis eestlased nad on?

Vabadussõjas pöörasid nad oma relvad kaasmaalaste poole ja toetasid kuritegelikke ja mõrvarlikke kommuniste. Ainutl vägivallaga sai nendele aru pähe löödud.

Ning kerides aega tänapäeva, üllitavad nad teoseid, mille sisuks on WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIT

Tegemist on skandinaavlaste endiste orjadega, kes igat moodi üritavad oma isandate moodi olla. Ärge kunagi unustage, et kui saarlased saavad Eesti Vabariigis pukki, muudetakse meid uueks Rootsiks ja immigrantidesõbralikuks cuck riigiks.

NEVAR FORGET!!

>>53465416
must be vittus brother to produce siukseid shit

>>53464983

slap him on the arse and tell him to run along.

>>53465416
Veits liiga palju oled viru valget ahminud.

t. Harjumaa

>>53465264
you should learn english before attempting to speak
what you meant that your mother should choke on my dick and she will do just that, no need to remind me, thank you

>>53465277
i never said i am a leftie, i am just tired of seeing the same boring stuff again and again
that being said, this shit >>53465416 is actually hilarious, you nazi kuks just dont know when to stop, dont you))

>>53465843
jesus fuck you're retarded, go drink some gasoline you fucking cockroach

can we get rid of ausnz yet

>>53465939
Never.

>>53465930
and again you with your crappy english
it is just not clear from your post, do you want to fuck jesus, retards or cockroaches?
and what is this about drinking gasoline, kopli tibla oled vä?

How intelligible is Estonian to Finns? And vise versa?

>>53465843
The only person, who gets this >>53465416. It was just for shits and giggles.
Aga saarlased pidavat küll pisut veidrad olema.

>>53466010
finnish is intelligible to estonians because it's more archaic
estonian is not intelligible to finns because it's evolved further

>>53466073
örö sa röögi))

>>53465939
No. It has literally saved /balt/.

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how has your opinion of australia and new zealand changed since the merger of /balt/ and /ausnz/

>>53466101
Kös söö pörsas siis nöömöödö töistö inimöstögö röögib :DDD :DDDDD

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>>53465957
LOL
FAIL
NOOB

>>53466162
Like wanting to blini the blini cate.

>>53466093
Thanks eesti

>>53466162

Definitely negative

definitely positive

like this guys hiv test
>>53465992

>>53466508
definitely positive, ausnz posters in bantz are better than the ones shitposting with golden lels and who spend their time poopposting in brit

>>53464892
who dis

>>53467548
Some convictet akbars in estonia

>>53467563
they look white

>>53467548
man pretended to be famous wolverine caught eating sheep
sentenced to jail!

My 3 day sentence just ended, what has happened while I've been gone?

>>53467597
[extended silence]
*dust ball rolls by*
[silence continues]

Kinda love you lads but not in a gay way

>>53465957
Let Lang try

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>>53467844
>>53467844

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>>53467575
I think they are cucked converts
>>53467718
I love you too, but not in the sheep fucking way!

>>53467877
:3

Lads,it's snowing too much
Sent halp

>>53467968
just spray water on it and it will melt

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>>53467968
On my way.

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>>53467968

>>53467968
I sent it, should be there in 7-14 days.

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would you rather do a womanly man or a manly woman?

pic somewhat related

>>53467968
>>53468034
This guy gets it. Use hot water to make sure it melts faster, and make sure to use a ton of it on highly used areas so the water doesn't get used up as fast by the snow that's falling.

>>53468042
Well,that's something
>>53468034
>>53468097
What might work with small amount.
But it's not gonna do with 20 cm layer of snow.
>>53468153
Like I said,it would take unreasonable amount of water to do anything noticeable.
>>53468113
Thanks lad,I appreciate your halp

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>>53468243
i will take the snow to mordor

>>53467968
blizzard here too t. snow plower (not in sexual way though)

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Balt strongest region in the world

>>53468598
my dick is the strongest region of the world

>>53468598
We should dig a huge moat along all of our borders and become the Baltic Island.

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>>53468626

russian proxy detected

>>53468638
that is the best idea i have ever heard

>>53465416
FUCK THE ISLANDERS
FUCK THE ISLANDERS
FUCK THE ISLANDERS

>>53468134
I can always put a paper bag on a manly woman.

>at work
>doing a report on natural gas prices
>2015 12 - 16€ per MW
>new LNG terminal tax
>2016 01 - 50€ per MW
Prepare your angus boyz :^)

>>53468399
But we are Mordor.
Or Mordor borderlands.
>>53468571
Snow is ok. Especially when you don't need to go anywhere.

>>53468872
gas prices raising... i wonder who could be behind this

Honestly Israel is technically a Baltic state. New research finds that Jews originate from the Baltics, namely Latvia and Lithuania; believe it or not but in these times we were ancient Lithuanians and Latvian kings and other noblemen.

>>53468996
what? :DDD do you israelis have some kind of sensor that triggers as soon as someone speaks of gas?

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>>53465416

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>>53468996

>merchant

>>53469033
omg thats the only explanation :DDDDD

>>53468974
No need to wonder. It's the people who pushed the idea of LNG terminal here.

>>53469054
in my heart i always knew kiss was a jew band

>>53468996
>Swastika was also known as Jewish cross or Jewish sin cross in pre-20th century Estonia. Estonians predicted Gibtler :DDD

>>53468996
>what is a litvak

>>53469077
paying more for gas >>>>>>> being dependent on russian gas

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>>53469093

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>>53468996
Lets calm down now, Chaim. I'll need to see some proof that jews led the ancient Latvian tribes.

>>53469198
My grandmother was half Latvian and she told me her grandmother was a Latvian ROYALTY but the antisemitic Latvians are white washing this part of history. She even showed me a Latvian scepter her grandmother had that's been passed down in our family.

>>53465416
türa käi vittu
t. keegi põhja saaremaalt

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>>53469275
>muh grandma was from latvian royalty

>>53469275
>was a Latvian ROYALTY
So she was pretending to be German

>>53469198
It's obvious m8. Jews wanted to culturally enrich genetically superior Livonians so they brought Balts refugees from south. Just look at the Livonians now. It's fucking embarrassing.

>>53469301
Möhöhöh, kös köögi ön vöhane? :DDDD
t. Öseli Ölmör

>>53469353
>>53469355
AYOOOOOO

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>>53468996
Lies.
We ruled teh lithuanians
Jews were soap

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>>53469275
As much as I know the best we've been is barons. And even those were most of the time half prussian half latvian

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>>53469378
We can still fix this. Only one solution.

>>53469458
Half-saxon mostly

>>53469412
HOL UP

Ask someone who just got conscripted anything

>>53469707
Did you get a picture taken of you crying?

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>>53469707
fuck off getting conscripted is very normal thing here, nothing special about you faggot

>>53469759
No but do you want one

>>53469707
You ready to be enslaved for 9 months?

>>53469707
Will you get to blow shit up ?

>>53469771
This. Serving your country is top tier. National guard reporting.

>>53469798
>9 months

HAHAHAHA, literally a pregnancy you fucking women. And Lithuanians are crying over this?

>>53469771
Is it normal for you to be slaves of the governemnt, doing manual labor and running around in ditches for 9 months without any future career options for the sake of "patriotism". Fuck that, let the Parliament member sons serve then instead of calling it a technical fault you crooks.

>>53469798
3000 euros for being a slave for 9 months isn't that bad 2bh.
Also 200 euros monthly pay.

>>53469864
Are you an Igor or a leftard?

eesti anons, have you been receiving offers from telcos by phone today? i've received two phonecalls from elisa and tele2. i actually screamed at them that they should fuck off and delete my number forever... wew

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>>53469707
How does it feel?
>>53469783
yes
>>53469864
I like you
>>53469870
>3000 euros
I make more in a month

>>53469893
I'm not dying for prolonging the inevitable by a day

>>53469918
You autistic, bro?

>>53469864
It's not exactly rocket science to dodge the draft.

>>53469961
Who said you're gonna die? It's not like we'll ever actually have a conventional war.

>>53469964
no, i just don't like being called by random numbers offering me shit i don't want (inferior mobile deals in this case)

>>53470007
You can just say that you really don't want to go to the army, and they will let you off with a couple of hours of social work or whatever.

>>53469707
nothing tp ask about t. knower of conscription

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjK-b17aNlg

i have nearly mastered the dance
i look forward to an occasion to impress the girls with my new moves

>>53470134
i can not practice the clap though
i would like this preparation to go unnoticed

>>53469947
Feels like back to soviet times where our freedoms are taken so a select few morbidly obese fuckers that run the government get to enjoy it instead

>>53470167
also, i have yet to calculate the chance of this song being played at the party
since this is the only song that i have mastered the dance to i hope it will be played
and someone has to invite me to a party
that hasn't happened so far

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>>53470206
how does it feel knowing that not a single political party is against conscription?

>>53470289
But we everyone in the politically party wants their kids to serve. What about that?

>>53470206
Soviets would have sent you in the middle of Russia for 2 years amongst hardcore commies

>>53470289
Lmao that webm, that guy is pretty based, how did Putin not realize?

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>>53470309
>But we everyone in the politically party wants their kids to serve. What about that?
what

>>53470330
A better question is, why is Putin so short?

>>53468996
Kas teen sulle täna jälle kaminasse koha? :D

My body is a cage.

>>53470746
leave it to the estonians to ruin the thread

>>53469707
My condolences

>>53469158
Flawed logic. I've got shit to do noe, but I'll expand on it later. Check the thread at 17:30-18:00 if you're interested.

>>53469850
You guys are conscripted for 2years? How do you mentally handle that.. I was slowly losing my mind after 11 months, can't imagine 2 years being in actual danger from insane pallys

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>Ründajaks oli tumeda nahaline noormees vanuselt kusil 18-25. Rääkis väga viletsalt eesti keelt. Nimetas end LÕIKURIKS ja tõmbas lapsel skapelli taolise asjaga õla piirkonnast jope täiesti lõhki.

It's happening

>>53469707
What's your favourite Raifu and what do you think of the standard issue H&K G36?

>>53470988
mida vittu sa ajad taunik, anna kastet või kao välja

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>>53469041

>>53471021
delfi ee/news/paevauudised/krimi/politsei-tartus-runnati-koolipoissi-terava-esemega-kuid-praegustel-andmetel-ei-vasta-toele-info-et-tegu-oli-tumedanahalise-rundajaga?id=73405637

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woke up at 8pm which was 4 hours ago, what the fuck can i do to kill time?

here is breakfast

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>>53470988
Who wants to come to Tartu with me

>>53471103
is that a meat pie?

my breakfast:
>>53466755

>>53464983
stomp the poofta cunts head in

>>53468134
your mother

>>53471117
But I am already in Tartu

nets particularly slow tonight baka

>>53471103
sargents? good lad

>>53471117
tfw when you are a slav and still look more aryan than this dyel pussiboi bitch

hello friends

>>53471572
Whats happening man

>>53471673
ssdd (same shit different day)
wbu? (what about you (followed by a question mark))

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this hehe is going night night chaps

>>53471705
fym (fucking your mum)

>>53471748
don't let the hihi bite

>>53471705
Laptop fan broke so I'm fucking pissed atm. 3rd laptop in like 2 years that I've had problems with. Grrr

>>53471811
>>53471844
gtd (getting the dubs)

>>53471748
Good night, chap.

>>53471811
hahah (indication of laugher (also acknowledgement of friendly banter; nothing serious))
>>53471872
what company lad? you either have a shit laptop or you're just shit at maintenance

>>53471924
First was macbook pro, then msi (which I fucked up because I left in the rain for an hour) and now a shitty thinkpad which I'm tempted to just sacrifice to the gods.

reading belgaruad again lads
this nostalgia mayne

>>53472201
belgariad*

dubs

>>53471266
sargents meat pie from the freezer
>>53471389
i think my net is fine so it must be chrome but it takes 30+ seconds to load all the posts in a thread

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>>53471924
Pls dont blow us up.

>>53472078
>macbook pro
strange because macbooks are generally pretty durable
>msi
>left in the rain for an hour
JUST
>thinkpad
not sure how good those are 2bh.
I've been using Dell laptops for years now. Would strongly recommend.

>>53472266
>Dell
This. Dells cannot be destroyed.

>>53472078
>Thinkpad
Give us the model or we'll assume it's a Chinkpad.

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>>53472265
h-haha
w-why would i do that?

>>53472394
I don't know, you seem like a person who has an explosive temperament :D

upvotes to the left >>53472457

>>53471028
What a qt. I wish I was an islander.

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>>53472517

>>53472559
You pushed it I think, but it's gonna get a couple of assblasted Muricans.

>>53472242
might be chrome then

heheheh ;)

>>53472360
So what?

lads
lads
lads
>tfw have sven flag now

I'm bored
>>53473135
Oi, lad

>>53473135
i know who you are

actually funposting as sven is pretty dank

>>53473135
remember when i first saw that tele2 gives swedish flag at first i flipped my shit

>>53473135
t. ele2

>>53473135
>>53473247
Does it change your views on multiculturalism and tolerance?

>>53473465
Going to America did
It's not as diverse here as in the south US

Just lemme test something

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>>53472563
>wanting to be a saarlane

Laaads

>>53473551
just visiting america?

Lmao, im a swedcuck now! Does anyone here wants to fuck my wife?

>>53473699
Nej, svensson, din mor.

If you are a racist, then estonian military is the perfect place for you. @christmss we were asked to tell an anecdote in order to receive a christmas candy package and 100% of the jokes were about black people. good times, lads.

>>53473699
sven, please tell your wife erik that i am not interested in fucking him

>>53473630
>>53473699
delet

What do you LADS think about our upcoming films trailer? I hope the film actualy gets made till the end tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DMbp2dZPKs

>>53473699
>fucking a Somalian male
No,thank you

>>53473892
Thats not very tolerant. Pls accept more refugees.
>>53473907
Only if you kiss me, boi

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there's a child slowly moving through the snow
the mother is taking pictures

>>53473699
I don't think I qualify for that, I'm not black.

Litva + Latvia = Novorossia

just more sucessfull

also they will be a part of Poland.

>>53474222
very nice numbers my dude

>>53474183
what time is it?
are those commie blocks ?

>>53474226
ZA RUS BRATYSHKA

>>53474253
hello other ausbro where you from mate?

>>53474269
>what time is it?
17:40
>are those commie blocks ?
no, normal apartment building

>>53474269
nope, that's a house built during 30s i think, the time is in the filename

>>53474128
I don't like watching movies desu lad

>>53474301
normal for Latvia maybe LOL

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>>53474226
Russia + Russia = Shithole

Just as same as before

also fuck off commie scum. Poland is ally.

>>53474299
live near perth desu
checked

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>>53474331
Seemed pretty based tho. I'm actually hyped for a latvian movie, wow.

>>53474356
near perth? albany?
or bindoon hehe

>>53474128
Rigas sargi 2?

>>53474516
ww1 vet goes to sanatorium for soldiers with ptsd

>>53474355
I don't like USSR too, but """ukrainians""" still faggots, and baltic countries are inadequate too.

>>53474128
i think it looks nice, would watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rf0i4O9qJo
haha fucking shithole

>>53474659
how much do you pay for 700ml of vodka?
i pay 40 AUD CANT WAKE UP

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FUCKING SUMMER REEEEE MEME CITY STOP BEING SO WARM

>>53474659
Cry me a river

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>>53474560
No it's not that movie.
>>53474516
No it's about the Latvian Riflemen in WW1, the movie is the ecranisation of the novel "Dvēseļu putenis".
>>53474659
Yeah, sure we arent real countries bla bla bla and so on. I'm sure you miss us.

>>53474659
Enjoy your sanctions

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>tfw memes got stale:DDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>53474742
>Crimea river
ftfy

>>53474694
>Olga
>Tatjana
>Aleksandra
>Aleksandr
>Galina
>germanboo stroitel talking shit about latvia
>a fucking monastery man
thanks Svetlana, was interesting

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>>53474694
>t.2008 economy crisis
Hi, Sasha!

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>>53474964
Dont bully, Oleg! He has it bad enough, you know being russian and everything.
>that feel when doing better than balkans, shitussia

>>53474983
>>53475042
What is this?

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>>53474659
:DDDDDD

>>53475110
they eat the seeds
they sit like chicken

are russians really birds?

>>53474716
what city senpai

>>53475122
Our economy compared to the rest of Europe

>>53475252
ur mum

>>53475304
Yes, I see that.
What do the numbers mean?

>>53475404
number of homosexuals of course

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Good evening, gents.

>>53475404
Price of hooker per hour
Number of homosexuals

>>53475404
first one is GNI and second is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage

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>>53475523
Good evening to you, Sir

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>tfw you don't believe in social construct as time zones and believe that now is morning and not evening :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>53475724
HOLD UP

>>53475588
>latvia is literally below belaruse and poortugal in IHDI

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>tfw no sexy romanian masha to hold me down and ride me like horse xDD

>>53476007
shit artstyle tbf

>>53476007
Wtf is right bottom?

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what happened to all the good fps games

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>>53476007
YO HOL UP HOL UP

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>>53476337
pls

>>53476088
>caring about IHDI
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2015_report
>>53476268
Could be better, but it gets the job done.
>>53476337
Our coat of arms, but delivered badly.

>>53476387
All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ

>>53476337
scatvia

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>>53476409
FUCK THE INTERMARIUM, GIVE BACK LIVONIA NOOOW

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Superior version, coming through.

>>53476486
sweet shades on estonia

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>>53476426
>>53476430
>>53476440
I never thought Latvia even had such coat of arms
>tfw your coat of arms is some soviet-tier bullshit

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>>53476473
But who become Prince of Livonia?

>>53476387
>Metro
>Stalker
Leave it to the slavs to produce quality shooters.

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there's a girl in /rus/ right now
the best we've ever got was that german trap

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>>53476546
accurate

>>53476708
Elective monarchy, each of us have a respective crown prince, one of them is elected as king then after the king dies elections are held.

>>53474712
Just buy Aldi vodka. It's just as shit as vodka everywhere else and it's cheaper.

>>53476858
Flawless system.

t. ekspert

>>53476858
veto

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>>53476858
Do noblemen elect the king or can the serfs participate?

>>53476858
Wouldn't Latvians win every time, since there are more of us?

>>53477063
Better than balts slaughtering each other for controll.

Did you hear that michael jackson died :(

>>53477161
shhhhhh
>>53477134
I'd say let the noble houses handle it

>>53477376
Yeah, rip.

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>>53477376
Did you know my virginity died last year :(

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>when the cold wind blows your cigarette out

>>53477657
ayy patsan

>>53477657
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>53477657
you too dumb to form a ciggy nest with your palm?

>>53467210
You goddamn autists fucking destroyed this general, we had nice and serious discussions, we had fights with the mightiest rusemen from all over the world and what now? "AHAHAHA LOOK I POSTED A BANANA", "OH LOOK SOME NUMBERS ARE MAGICALLY REPEATING WOW, I'M THE KING OF THE NUMBERS", "oh let's post some other absolutely unfunny picture with absolutely random words, this will surely improve threads quality". Do you fucks love living in the trash like this? Do you even realize we've gone beyond king of the poop /brit/ and no, that's not shit posting, that's POSTING A SHIT, literal POOP OF THE INTERNET. I don't fucking see a reason how in the hell would it be entertaining to waste your time in doing such purposeless activity, why not just have a serious and constructive discussion. Right now, right at this fucking moment just few hundred of kilometers away we're having an ACTUAL WAR, a war between our historical enemy and one of the greatest allies and you're talking about fucking bananas and shitty memes only 9 year olds would spout in the sandbox. I'm ashamed, we had a good general just a while ago, people would come here for a serious discussion, we were on the pedestal of /int/, what happened?

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>>53477657
>when you're biking and it's so cold outside a minute without a glove causes your fingers to freeze and fall off so you try to handle the cig with the big fat sports glove and inevitably burn the glove

>>53469707
you were not conscripted, we're just in a list and probably only will have to sign some papers and not even sent to check your health, there will be enough volunteers like last year I suppose

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>>53478128
Careful brah you don't wanna fall off.

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>>53478128
>>53477657
>They smoke

>>53478128
>not smoking the cig without using your hands

>>53464969
suka blyat'

>>53478252
I'm not gay

>>53477027
whats the alc % tho

>>53478252
>smoking your cig without using your hands
igor, pls

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>>53478255
Miss the Baltics already?

>>53478027
are you blaming this on me and poo peeland?
saved

>>53478458
The pasta is from pre-/bantz/ era

>>53478458
Pasta is from a time long before the merge.

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>>53478255

>>53478458What I can say, Im Lithuanian, I didnt even read 1/10 of whats written hear, but I suspect its another leftist propoganda. DONT GO TO LITHUANIA IF YOU THINK ITS RACIST! 1st thing. Let me explane something to you, we have the oldest living language, probablly the oldest surviving culture, and its only around 3000000 of us, so DONT MIX WITH US. We will remain pure for the most part for sure, because we didnt lose our instincts, although through the war and occupation we have lost our minds, but in a different way then westerners, so we still have a chance to become a strong country, because we are homogenous, we have many geniouses and are compared to JAPANESE because of our minds. We are European Samurai which lost its pride through many many occupations, since the introduction to Christianity to Europe, where Lithuanian has thought it for 1000 years, we have lost our identity at the end. Now it is slowly recreating, and what it will recreate will be something simular to the 3rd reich. Ofcourse you know nothing about it, just mear three dimentional propoganda, because westerners have lots the other AntiMaterial side of life, which is very important if a really free human to posses. I can only give you a small sight what will happen, because of the on going systematic distruction of European races, you will awaken a giant in Eastern Europe now called 'A small Lithuania' dont forget that Lithuania was the biggest country in Europe before Christianity, if we manage to awaken all the rest of our brothers which are Belarus, Ukraine & Latvia, well probablly west Russia and part of Poland, but those countries can be alone without us, we wont interfear, we will become a strongest country in Europe and will awaken the rest of you Spiritless humans, who only understand everything through his eyes, not understanding that there is more involved, you will destroy yourself because you are far away from nature, which is fundimental if you want to live in harmony and peace

Greitai jūs pajudėsite. Kažkam pasiruošite. Pasiruošite ploti. Pasiruošite neploti. Jei pasiruošite ploti, imsite viena ranka mušti į kitą, tai reiškia, jūs mušite vienu delnu į kitą ir greitai vieną po kito kartosite tuos smūgius. Tada galėsite žiūrėti į savo plojančias arba neplojančias rankas. Jūs girdėsite savo plojimo garsą ir gretimo plojimo garsą ir matysite šalia savęs ir prieš save plojančias, šokinėjančias rankas. Arba negirdėsite lauktų plojimų ir nematysite šokinėjančių rankų. Bet užtat galbūt girdėsite kitus garsus ir patys tuos garsus kursite. Jūs susiruošite atsistoti. Girdėsite, kaip už nugarų bilda kėdės. Matysite, kaip mes lankstomės. Matysite, kaip nusileidžia uždanga. Galėsite nusakyti besileidžiančios uždangos šlamesį. Jūs paslėpsite programas. Keisitės žvilgsniais. Keisitės žodžiais. Jūs pajudėsite. Sakysite pastabas ir klausysitės pastabų. Nutylėsite pastabas. Iškalbingai šypsosite. Šypsosite nieko nesakančia šypsena. Tvarkingai brausitės į vestibiulį. Rodysite rūbinės numeriukus. Stoviniuosite. Dairysitės į veidrodžius. Padėsite vienas kitam apsirengti. Palaikysite vienas kitam duris. Jūs atsisveikinsite. Palydėsite. Jus palydės. Jūs išeisite į gatvę. Grįšite į kasdienybę. Išsiskirstysite kas sau. Jei liksite kartu, būsite teatrinė kompanija. Nueisite į restoraną. Galvosite apie rytdieną. Pamažu vėl grįšit į tikrovę. Galėsite vėl vadinti tikrovę šiurkščia. Jūs išsiblaivysite. Vėl pradėsite savo gyvenimą. Jūs nebebūsit visuma. Iš vienos vietos jūs išsivaikščiosite kas sau.

Bet prieš tai dar būsite išplūsti.
Jūs būsite išplūsti, nes ir plūdimasis – būdas kalbėtis su jumis. Plūsdami mes galime būti nuoširdūs. Galime įskelti kibirkštį. Suskaldyti spektaklio erdvę. Nugriauti sieną. Galime kreiptis į jus.
Mes jus plūsime, tad jūs ne klausysitės mūsų, o išklausysite mus. Atstumas tarp mūsų nebebus begalinis. Jūs būsite plūstami, tad jūsų sustingimas pagaliau atrodys visai natūralus. Bet mes jūsų neplūsime, mes tik kartosime keiksmažodžius, kuriuos taip dažnai kartojate jūs. Tais keiksmažodžiais mes prieštarausime patys sau. Mes nieko neturėsim omeny. Galvosim vien tik apie skambesį. Jūs neturėtumėt įsižeisti. Kadangi iš anksto perspėjome jus, šis išplūdimas padarys jus brandesnius. Mes galėsime kalbėtis kaip lygus su lygiu, nes vien tujinti yra tas pats, kaip plūstis. Jūs -mūsų išsiplūdimo tema. Jūs išklausysite mus, išverstakiai jūs.
Jūs padarėte tai, kas atrodė neįmanoma. Jūs buvote šio spektaklio herojais. Jūsų gestai buvo taupūs. Jūsų kūnai plastiški. Jūs pateikėte nepamirštamų scenų. Jūs nevaidinote veikėjų, o buvote jais. Jūs buvote įvykis. Šio vakaro atradimas. Jūs gyvenote savo vaidmenį. Ir velniškai daug prisidėjot prie pasisekimo. Jūs išgelbėjote spektaklį. Verta buvo jus pamatyti. Verta pamatyti, jūs snarglaižos.
Jūs sėdėjote čia visą laiką. Net nuoširdžiausios jūsų pastangos šiame spektaklyje nieko negelbėjo. Vien tiktai replikomis tesisvaidėte. Ir daugiausia pasiekėte nedarydami nieko. Viską pasakėte tylėjimu, pasipūtėliai jūs.

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VOTE NORGE. DON'T LET POLES WIN:
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim

Jūs buvote pilnakraujai artistai. Pradėjote daug žadėdami. Buvote gyvenimiški. Tikroviški. Jūs visa įtraukėte savo orbiton. Prirėmėt visus prie sienos. Jūs demonstravot aukštą artistinę kultūrą, sukčiai jūs, nususėliai jūs, akiplėšos jūs.
Nė vienas melagingas garsas neišsprūdo jums iš lūpų. Jūs užvaldėte kiekvieną sceną. Jūsų vaidyba reto kilnumo. Reto žavumo jūsų veidai. Nuostabus ansamblis. Idealus variantas. Jūs buvote nepakartojami. Jūsų veidai nepamirštami. Jūsų komizmas verčiantis iš klumpių. Jūsų tragizmas – antikos didybė. Jums visko per akis, mizerijos jūs, netikėliai jūs, bevaliai padarai, visuomenės atmatos jūs.
Jūs buvote kaip išlieti. Šiandien jūsų didžioji diena. Koks nuostabus susiklausymas. Jūs buvote pats gyvenimas, mulkiai jūs, storžieviai jūs, ateistai jūs, ištvirkėliai jūs, plėšikai jūs, amžini žydai jūs.
Jūs atvėrėte visai naujus horizontus. Jums pasisekė šis spektaklis. Jūs pranokote patys save. Kokia laisva vaidyba. Koks įkvėpimas, miesčionys jūs, vakarų kultūros duobkasiai, asocialai jūs, grabai jūs pabalinti, velnio išperos jūs, žalčio jūs padermė, budeliai jūs.
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Jūs pasiekėte tai, ko reikia. Net kvapą gniaužė. Neapvylėt mūsų lūkesčių. Jūs gimę artistais. Vaidybos džiaugsmas tiesiog įaugęs jums į kraują, mėsininkai jūs, pamišėliai jūs, prisitaikėliai jūs, jūs amžiais vakarykščiai, gyvulių banda, pliuškiai jūs, mėšlo krūvos, liaudies priešai, skudurai be įsitikinimų.

O kokia kvėpavimo technika, pagyrūnai jūs, patriotai jūs didžiabalsiai, žydiški kapitalo maišai, kvailiai jūs išsipustę, komediantai jūs, proletarai jūs, blyškiaveidžiai jūs, miško broliai jūs, nevykėliai jūs beviltiški, keliaklupsčiautojai, landūnai jūs, nuliai jūs, prekės jūs nukainotos, šimtakojai, perteklius, nereikalingas niekam, sutvėrimai jūs gyvenimo neverti, parazitai jūs, kaliausės jūs, būtybės jūs nediskutuotinos.
O koks rafinuotas atlikimas, atvėptalūpiai jūs, benamiai jūs, pseudorevoliucionieriai jūs, atsilikėliai jūs, savojo lizdo teršėjai, dvasios emigrantai jūs, defetistai jūs, revizionieriai, revanšistai jūs, militaristai jūs, pacifistai jūs, fašistai. jūs, intelektualai jūs, nihilistai jūs, individualistai jūs, kolektyvistai jūs, politiniai nebrendylos, intrigantai jūs, mulkiai jūs, besivaikantys efekto, antidemokratai jūs, skundikai jūs, įduodantys patys save, menkystos jūs, elgetaujantys plojimų, pabaisos jūs prieštvaninės, plojikai jūs pasamdyti, sėbrai jūs, minia netašyta, kiaulių ėdalas jūs, šykštuoliai jūs, beturčiai jūs, bambekliai jūs, skystašūdžiai jūs, dvasios ubagai, pasipūtėliai jūs, niekai jūs, vardo neturintys.
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>>53479275
>>53479337
>>53479438
>>53479490

Žiurkės jūs kabinetinės. Vienspalviai jūs. Žmonėmis jūs apsimetę. Pasaulinio teatro artistai. Tyleniai jūs. Piligrimai jus. Amžinybės dievintojai. Bedieviai jūs. Liaudies išlaikytiniai. Paveikslėliai jūs priklijuojami. Teatro istorijos gairės. Maras pasalūniškas. Sielos jūs nemirtingos. Ne šios jūs žemės padarai. Atlapaširdžiai jūs. Herojai teigiami. Nėštumo nutraukėjai. Neigiami herojai. Kasdienybės herojai. Mokslo šviesuliai. Bajorai jūs nupezę. Buržujai jūs supuvę. Apsišvietusios klasės. Šiandieniniai žmonės. Balsai tyruose. Paskutinių dienų šventieji. Šios žemės kūdikiai. Žmogystos jūs pasigailėtinos. Istorinės akimirkos. Didžiūnai jūs bažnytiniai ir pasaulietiniai. Vargetos jūs. Valdovai jūs. Biznieriai jūs. Eminencijos. Ekscelencijos. Jūsų šviesybės. Didenybės. Prakilnybės. Galvos jūs karūnuotos. Sieliūkštės nususę. Neigėjai jūs ir teigėjai. Skeptikai jūs. Ateities kūrėjai. Geresnio pasaulio tvėrėjai. Padugnės jūs. Nepasotinamieji. Visažiniai jūs. Minties galiūnai jūs. Gyvenimo teigėjai. Ak, ponios ir ponai jūs, ak, visuomeninio ir kultūrinio gyvenimo veikėjai, ak, jūs dalyvautojai, ak, broliai ir seserys, ak, draugai, ak, jūs gerbiamieji klausytojai, ak, artimieji.

Džiugu, kad atėjote. Dėkojame jums. Labos nakties.

>>53479533
>>53479577
>>53479513
>>53479490
>>53479438
>>53479337
>>53479275
>>53479069
autism

>>53479661
hey, that's a one a (you) >>53479069 (You)

what. the. fuck. are. you. doing.

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>>53479427
This again?

REAL BALT HOURS WHO THE FUCK UP

>>53479818
who?

Are you a really happy in your lives?
Do you have hopes?

privet andrej

I'm literally going to take a walk with my dog.

>>53479869
the fucking lithuanian spammer of course

>>53479857
if i go to sleep now can i still say i was up during real balt hours?

>>53479899
good song

>>53479857
ayo
https://soundcloud.com/kslak/the-things-that-hate-us

>>53479897
nah im fucking pissed off

>>53479899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq0XeFtnpdY

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>>53479897

>>53479924
he's pretending to be estonian

>>53479899
>tfw my fridge is too small

>>53479928
you can say so, but you've already given it away, we wont believe you

>>53479975
what does he mean by that?

>>53479980

I'm single and I would rent it until marriage.

>>53480019
can i fit in there to avoid conscription?

>>53480078
>>53480078
>>53480078

>>53479980
>tfw in the 100s of the list