Culture Pals: crazy people edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
why did no one warn me that this whole thing includes feels?
i just wanted to fuck some qt's and now here i'm really likeing that one girl and developing more and more feelings for her. i can already feel the pain coming because the chances that this actually becomes something serious that works in the long run are pretty fucking low.
There's this thing about the projected image of the other one. It's enhanced by being apart. You'll be idealized, she'll idealize you, and it promotes feels.
That's why, assuming you ever meet, before deciding anything life changing, you should always take some time to get to know the other irl, (spéciale dédicace pour hans en colombie).
Now, you've been warned.
Yes i'm aware of what you said, but i guess my concerns go more towards that point here:
>you should always take some time to get to know the other irl
where do i take the time for this? i get 5 week of holidays a year, not more, and two 12 hour journeys(she's actually not that far away, but shitty flight connections) like all three to four weeks are even too crazy for my standards.
and just for the protocoll, i'm not planning on doing anything crazy/stupid like the guy with the columbian qt, just wanna talk about these things
When it gets serious, tell them with a bright smile "I have someone else from x country and I would like to try a "ménage à trois" together". Or don't think you're the only one they talk to, and choose.
If you cannot go to her, maybe she can.
Yes, same here. I don't want to have two at a time, but it sort of happened. Now I'm thinking about whether I should just quit on one of them.
Yeah, I would think that I'm not the only one they talk to. It's a weird feel to be honest. I hope they're honest enough to quit on the others too (or on me) at some point, lol.
Reminder to all that no matter how much you think you know a girl and how close you've gotten until you've met in person and spent some time together you don't know anything.
My qt and I talked almost daily for nearly a year, spent hundreds of hours calling almost daily and did video a lot too. We even used to leave Skype on so we could fall asleep listening to each other breathing. We did the phone sex, Skype sex thing and everything. Everything you can think of we did and got extremely close and when I was finally able to see her it took one day. One fucking god damn day, for us to realize that we weren't as good a match as we thought we would be. We no longer talk.
No matter what, you don't know anything and don't make plans long term until you've met in person.
I've talked about it before but basically we were just too different.
I'm an extremely calm and relaxed person. I often have a wait-and-see approach to things. She's the opposite and she gets really stressed and anxious over things easily. Rather than me being able to help her be more calm I made her more stressed. Things like deciding where to go to eat or a store or something. For me its not a big deal, I'm easy so whatever is fine. But she really didn't like that and got stressed out about not having places picked and blah blah blah. There's more too it, but basically these little things you can never really know until you're together in person showed us that after everything we did and thought we knew, we weren't going to be a good match no matter what we did. And it's not fair to try and change and be someone you're not and constantly try and make it work when there are other fish in the sea you won't have to change for. So we agreed to move on and end it and tank each other for the good times and great memories, because we truly did have an amazing time together after that
All I'm saying is meeting in person is absolutely vital and you really don't know anything until you have
When it comes to girls, even if you actually meet in person and spend months together living under the same roof for months, you cant really fully know them. One day they just fuck everything up and do like "every girl"
I'm quitting interpals, guys. Looking at those qts all day, knowing I'll never have one of my own just makes it worse. I have no ability to chat to them, lying to myself that I could was just obscuring my sad and pathetic existence. I bid you all a farewell and a good life.
>ask qt what she dreamed about last night
>2 men pursued her and she hid in a bush
>ask if the men in the dream were immigrants
>she says yes
>links me collective suicide of european nations video
>be dying for a qt and someone to give me attention
>find new girl who used to have the same job as me who I can talk about and joke with
>she's hot as fuck and probably really slutty
>lives in my country
The world makes sense again
Should I start talking to Russian and Polish qts? The Asian qts seem message me a lot because my profile pic is me and my doggy
They wants the D of the dog.
Slavic qts best qts.
Norwegian girls have higher standards than other nordics, to be quite honest desu. I'm pretty sure if you find a Norwegian girl in there, she is most likely only interested in someone who seem like a really great guy of high standard, because she would be able to get any kind of average dude here in Norway anyway.
Plus, she is from Norway.
A pretty girl from Norway will probably have a lot of new messages all the time, and she probably don't take the time to properly go through all profiles or answer all of the messages.
Even I, a guy with average looks, get over 20 messages a day from random girls. They write shit about Norway being so good and stuff, always wanted to go there and, or I live in a dream place, and I must live a perfect live, and so on. I can't imagine that a Norwegian girl will have time to answer all of her received messages.
I write them in Norwegian though. Surely it means something!
I have two who answered in any case. Swedish girls answer a lot more and thry must get just as many messages if not more.
just got my three weeks vacation confirmed at work for march, yesss.
now should i go to taiwan for three weeks or taiwan for two and korea for one? i have a guaranteed fuck in korea and she has an amazing body plus i haven't seen/done much there yet.
only thing i know for sure is that i'll add three days in china for the transit visa because i have a guaranteed fuck there waiting for me as well.
gotta love interpals desu
>Being interested in your own girls
I wish I could.
Я вижy ты гoвopишь нeмнoгo пo-фpaнцyзки.
J'aimerais bien que tu m'aides, et je pourrais t'aider en français !
Haпиcaл пpeдлoжeниe бeз oшибoк)
It's probably irrelevant, but google translate makes the phrase with 0 article, so i have no idea if she speaks for her or me
i guess, but you're not just booking a trip for a fuck and barely visiting, right ?
I don't know if it does? You probably don't experience this yourself since your language is English anyway, but I have lots of people trying to greet me in "Norwegian", and I'm too used to it to care. Maybe it's the same for her?
To be honest, if I had gotten 8/10 girls or more here in Norway(and I even have money, but that doesn't mean shit because they already have comfy lives), I wouldn't be on interpals anyway, so I don't really know how you should get their attention. But just know that pretty norwegian girls are hard to impress. They will be polite and "impressed", but not really impressed, unless you can show them something that they don't see everyday here in Norway already. Of course, you don't need to be impressive to get their attention I guess, but consider being one of them on that site, they will pick and choose from all the people who message them, so I imagine they reply to people who are interesting in some sense.
Actually it's French.
And I don't just say "God kveld, hvordan går det?"
Full sentences, not the whole messages because I can't do that yet but still something that goes a few lines.
And tons of people have messaged me saying that my profile seemed "so interesting and inspiring". But I guess they won't even look at it if they don't even look at my message, heh.
Well, take my words with a grain of salt, of course. That's just generally speaking imo. I mean, they are on interpals, so they must have a reason to be there. I guess they are interested in people from different countries. But maybe she has targeted a certain region or country already? What language has she put up as her learning language? She could be a slut who want some casual meetups and sex for all I know, but what I'm certain about is that she probably get a shit load of messages (if she's pretty)
>continue to write qtcrawler
>testwise-open almost 7000 profiles today
>got almost 500 views
>only messages from Thais and French
Also, I want to rename it. Please suggest names.
I remember someone suggesting "QtCruiser".
Will make a strawpoll when enough suggestions.
And, please tell me if you would be okay with that:
Anonymously saving the following data (without your username, creation of unique anonymous id on first run) for the only purpose of making statistics for the lulz on /cp/:
>all profiles you've visited
>which accounts have been messaged
>how many profiles you viewed / how many viewed you back
I would NOT save:
>what you write
Please tell me if that's okay or anybody is against it.
possible up-sides of this
>you could see how many unique spergs have message a qt when writing to her
>you could see the most popular /cp/ countries
>you know if you are ugly or not by your view-back rate compared to claytons (if he starts scripting)
>countries that are more/less likely to answer
>countries better/worse t holding conversations
>most viewed qt
Yeah. Play your strenghts. If you get answers, then you could try to say something genuinly nice about Norway. Most Norwegians like that. Because we aren't used to thinking that people from other countries know much about it. Asking her to tell you about something might be an inn to further conversations.
It may be interesting, but it may be something she don't care about. That stuff isn't something most Norwegians give a damn about. But she may think it's cool. Something more common about our society may be safer.
Well usually I just say that I am dabbling into norsk as I plan to hopefully spend a year there in 2017 and that Norway is my choice for reasons like similar nature, weather, and the fact that your money is tanking the same way ours is so it's not such a bad idea at this point.
This milf from my cunt just wrote me lads
Shes mid 40s with a kid, but still
Should I give her a go?
New name of QtCrawler:
Your opinion on saving data:
would be nice if included into OP for a while since I'm developing full-power on that script
I just figured this out, too. But my ego is too big to admit such a stupid mistake.
Take the "my firstname, lastname, address, phone number and credit card number (stored as plaintext, available for the public)" if you want nothing.
The best British qt I ever had doesn't log nack anymore. Guess she is pretty with studying economics, practising piano and teaching her little sister about politics. Literally too perfect and normie for me
That Korean living in Frankfurt which I had a really nice, long conversation with in late-summer, then logged in after 4 months to tell me that she's back in Korea because Germany sucks.
"Hello. You are looking very pretty and your titties are very big. Talk to me and maybe I shall show you Kazakstan. We have set of Borat. Broken Soviet shuttle craft. Presedential approval rating of one hundred and 3 percent. Very nice."
was she a frenchboo?
i was talking to one in frankfurt as well who went to language school but after a trip to paris she went full on frenchlover and wanted to move there
i found her again back in korea last month after not having heard from her in ages but she didn't reply so i deleted the message
yes, exactly this.
did you fuck her? I had a really nice, long talk to her but only once an failed miserably. I usually wait a few conversations to ask for Whatsapp and then another 1-2 days to ask for a meeting.
no, we switched to whatsapp (or was it kakaotalk, can't remember) but she was very slow with the replies and seemed generally not interested in meeting up so i didn't try to keep in touch with her anymore after two weeks or so
wasn't that hot anyway desu
It seems that every single time I'm out somebody starts talking about Belarus
ah well fuck it, visiting taiwan, korea and china is way too expensive flight wise
gonna stick to taiwan and china then
too bad the chinese upped the prices of their visa (100€ now, chinkjews tbqh), otherwise i would have thought about a week of china and two in taiwan
We are too busy trying to survive so there's no time to contemplate his politics and regime.
But you can always visit my country to find out it yourself whether it lives up to your expectations or not; why not, actually
>Italian qt was connected again, and still ignored my previous message.
>all those asian women messaging me
what the fuck is happening?
Because that's the nature of women. I can't think of any nationality where girls want to start a life with a NEET. Women are bitches regardless of nationality. But Asians are qt at least.
A qt telling she'd likes help to learn France.
Told he we could help each other, as i learn italian, added a little presentation because why not (and she asks for it, saw it later)
How the fuck can you not know how to small talk? It's literally just talking to them about anything, just basic getting to know you stuff
I refuse to believe you guys are really this autistic
On google flights you can see what the cheapest destinations are for you. I do the same when looking for qts in Asia since some countries are just irrationally expensive to reach (Vietnam for example).
Other than that, if you have a lot of freetime, bus lines are based and cheap. I do that, too for some locations. For example, why the fuck would I want to drive to Milano with my own car instead of taking a direct bus from Zürich that needs 30 minutes more than I do with the car, for 50% of the price?
In GAS we have "meinfernbus.de", maybe you have something similar for Portugal.
Paris, Hamburg, Manchester and London are pretty cheap locations for you.
You may not want to talk about your personal finances on a Taiwanese origami board, but weren't you a hobby developer or am I mixing up? 1-2 weekends of freelance work should be more than enough to pay for a trip. Just don't look for clients in Portugal, I guess.
Looks like you got no luck over there
Post the cute girls you're talking to. I'm talking to this qt :)
Is he from here?
He blocked me last year because he I told him that he was rude and he viewed my profile a few times the past week and this week.
He doesn't look like a 4chink autist that would script imo by you don't just view blocked people...
That's the question: Why not?
>tfw got 700 € yesterday to work into an Android app, overwrite an hardcoded API key, build the modified version and put it onto the clients play store.
We are developers, we are gods bro, we can make money without any effort.
Nah man, those days are behind me.
We went our separate ways before someone got hurt. Not hurt like cheating or like that. Hurt like when the inevitable happens and she goes back home and I'm still far away and things get even harder.
The LDR game is a dangerous one indeed
>>tfw you will never be a dev
Never tried it, but many people had good experience with this:
>>tfw you will never be interested in this autistic shit
you could try fapping to ascii porn
>>tfw you will never make easy money typing autistic shit on your keyboard
I started here with my freelancing years ago:
started with asking 25€ / hour when I lived in Germany. At some point, when you have a good reputation, clients will start trusting you. I have put years into my reputation of doing accurate work. Meanwhile, I charge 150 CHF / hour when doing stuff besides my normal work. That's a pretty standard price for Switzerland.
something special you can only get in your country like a souvenir but not the average souvenir shit.
>a necklace or wristband
One of these necklaces with a watch on it is cool desu
>Add a letter
>book about your country/food
R U ME?
Actually sad to hear that but good luck for the future
Relearnt Python using it, it's actually nice, although they want you to go for the premium. After finishing the course, you need to search places for exercises.
>making another skype chat when there's already the sperg squad
if this isnt your search options you should just kill yourself
im being rused, o hope its not one of you guys
oh no I have not seen her, dont look up new members often, just rarely.. or are you warning me she is a fake and I shouldnt message her? lol ummm..I guess I will say hi to her yadda yadda if you want me to try to find out if she is fake. But no promises, not every girl likes me even if you guys want to think so =p
>tfw no matter what you do you ALWAYS get close to the exact same type of girl
Every, Single, FUCKING, TIME.
Even when I talk to a girl from not Finland or Estonia and it clicks she eventually goes "oh actually I am not ___ my parents are Finnish, and also I'm vegan"
Fucking hell, I will never find a non-vegan qt who loves me.
Mój is "my" so it's probably "my dear Anon"
>tfw Turkey and Morocco are almost always the top 2 cunts in grills' FagCounter
>tfw they're always blocked
Oh, forgot to add background: this chick wanted me to talk to her every time she was online and accused me talking to other girls (which is true). Told her to stop badgering me and I'd talk to her tomorrow. Then she said that. i hate girls like that
>mfw indonesian qt start to talk about marriage
This website is so trash now. It used to be good with actual quality women 5 years ago. Now they all know to fuck off after the hordes of North African men drove them away.
Are there any substitutes?
I guess I just get put off by the surprisingly high amount of Koreaboos. I also spent some time there but I haven't really thought out a way of saying it beyond.
>I lived in Finland Moi miten menee
You can try this maybe, no idea if it works on Finns. You need to know a language they wanna learn tho.
out of curiousity, what's the average age of the /cp/ poster? i mean flights and stuff aren't that cheap plus you better have your own place if some qt is visiting you or do you all just have very nice parents that don't mind some different foreign qt every few months at their house?
>QT is crazy about me
>Still won't take nudes or even lewds
>Flirts with me about how nice her butt looks in her leggings
She's just a tease, i hate this. I even asked for pictures and she just dodges it or sends me a non-lewd selfie.
>tfw all these cheap ass plane tickets to Europe.
For 400$ I can be anywhere, what qt should I visit?
I have Finland and Netherlands I consider. Italy too, with a lesbian qt but who would be amazing company I am sure (she's a crazy Canadaboo)
>all these Swiss posters being mistaken for me
This is my first post today btw
Should I be tripfag?
Not really, she's fun to be around with. Not often I find people more incorrect than I am, and that's what makes her so adorable - she is so innocent and cute, and yet so incorrect.
Only issue is that she is so completely broken inside, and my attempts to heal her don't seem to work. Of course, I don't expect instant healing - but they seem to have no effect at all.
Mostly, she refuses to even consider the possibility of her being a qt.
I'd just like her to accept herself as she is, and to be happy, instead of always so sullen and morose.
She isn't, and neither am I. We both found what we were looking for :3
When we were still on Interpals, we pretty much ignored every other message, due to focusing on each other. Might be that.
She never read my first messages either though, just insta-deleted them over being annoyed at /cp/. Needed a few attempts to catch her attention.
NOOOOOO I FORGOT TO REMOVE ASIA FROM THE SCRIPT
IT KEEPS INCREASING
Started talking with a girl two days ago on IP and yesterday she gave me her phone number to text instead of IP. We texted the whole day yesterday
Now I don't know what to do. Do I text her first or wait for her to initiate? I don't want to seem too clingy