Culture Pals - /cp/

First for traveling to Thailand soon.

>>53459254
Are you going to fuck any Thai girls?

>>53459364
Maybe that too. I just want to travel desu senpai. I am going to meet a qt, but not sure about fugging.

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>tfw no qtpie Quebec gf

Tabarnak

why did no one warn me that this whole thing includes feels?
i just wanted to fuck some qt's and now here i'm really likeing that one girl and developing more and more feelings for her. i can already feel the pain coming because the chances that this actually becomes something serious that works in the long run are pretty fucking low.

>>53459211
>that OP pic

Holy fuck, how was this made? Does anyone see their qt in it?

>>53460557
There's this thing about the projected image of the other one. It's enhanced by being apart. You'll be idealized, she'll idealize you, and it promotes feels.
That's why, assuming you ever meet, before deciding anything life changing, you should always take some time to get to know the other irl, (spéciale dédicace pour hans en colombie).
Now, you've been warned.

>>53460691

This.

Although out of the 4 girls I met in person only 1 was under expectations cause she had terrible English. The other 3 were nicer than online.

Do you guys deal with more than one qt at the time? I have gotten myself into the situation of having two qts that seems very into me.

>>53460691
Yes i'm aware of what you said, but i guess my concerns go more towards that point here:
>you should always take some time to get to know the other irl
where do i take the time for this? i get 5 week of holidays a year, not more, and two 12 hour journeys(she's actually not that far away, but shitty flight connections) like all three to four weeks are even too crazy for my standards.

and just for the protocoll, i'm not planning on doing anything crazy/stupid like the guy with the columbian qt, just wanna talk about these things

>>53460900
only one at a time for me, besides that it would be too much work to handel two at ones, i just can't do it if i like someone.

>>53460900
When it gets serious, tell them with a bright smile "I have someone else from x country and I would like to try a "ménage à trois" together". Or don't think you're the only one they talk to, and choose.
>>53460963
If you cannot go to her, maybe she can.

>>53460991
Yes, same here. I don't want to have two at a time, but it sort of happened. Now I'm thinking about whether I should just quit on one of them.

>>53461027
Yeah, I would think that I'm not the only one they talk to. It's a weird feel to be honest. I hope they're honest enough to quit on the others too (or on me) at some point, lol.

has anyone seen pakistannn?

Reminder to all that no matter how much you think you know a girl and how close you've gotten until you've met in person and spent some time together you don't know anything.
My qt and I talked almost daily for nearly a year, spent hundreds of hours calling almost daily and did video a lot too. We even used to leave Skype on so we could fall asleep listening to each other breathing. We did the phone sex, Skype sex thing and everything. Everything you can think of we did and got extremely close and when I was finally able to see her it took one day. One fucking god damn day, for us to realize that we weren't as good a match as we thought we would be. We no longer talk.

No matter what, you don't know anything and don't make plans long term until you've met in person.

>>53461546
What happened in just one day?

>>53461546
this >>53461664
Tell us.

>>53461664
>>53461704
I've talked about it before but basically we were just too different.
I'm an extremely calm and relaxed person. I often have a wait-and-see approach to things. She's the opposite and she gets really stressed and anxious over things easily. Rather than me being able to help her be more calm I made her more stressed. Things like deciding where to go to eat or a store or something. For me its not a big deal, I'm easy so whatever is fine. But she really didn't like that and got stressed out about not having places picked and blah blah blah. There's more too it, but basically these little things you can never really know until you're together in person showed us that after everything we did and thought we knew, we weren't going to be a good match no matter what we did. And it's not fair to try and change and be someone you're not and constantly try and make it work when there are other fish in the sea you won't have to change for. So we agreed to move on and end it and tank each other for the good times and great memories, because we truly did have an amazing time together after that

All I'm saying is meeting in person is absolutely vital and you really don't know anything until you have

>>53461546
When it comes to girls, even if you actually meet in person and spend months together living under the same roof for months, you cant really fully know them. One day they just fuck everything up and do like "every girl"

>>53462133
this
never expect a girl to be more rational than a 6 years old.

My worst fear is for my qt to not like me when we meet in a month.

>>53462133
tucking this. I was in a relationship for 6 years and she still managed to surprise me every time she went 100% retard.

I'm quitting interpals, guys. Looking at those qts all day, knowing I'll never have one of my own just makes it worse. I have no ability to chat to them, lying to myself that I could was just obscuring my sad and pathetic existence. I bid you all a farewell and a good life.

>>53464168
Goodbye João

>she doesn't ask questions back

>>53468532
>then she isn't worth it
She's only talking to you to be nice

Lmao those cuckpals threads are still a thing?

>>53469109
she didn't even visit my profile

>ask qt what she dreamed about last night
>2 men pursued her and she hid in a bush
>ask if the men in the dream were immigrants
>she says yes
>links me collective suicide of european nations video

>>53469972
Yo was the original video taken down? I can't seem to find it.

>>53471188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc

>>53471208
Wow. How the fuck Jewtube let this video stay online is beyond me.

>>53471208
KILL ALL BROWN AND BLACK, world will be nice place to live

>be dying for a qt and someone to give me attention
>find new girl who used to have the same job as me who I can talk about and joke with
>she's hot as fuck and probably really slutty
>lives in my country

The world makes sense again

>>53472843
probably you will get rekt again

>>53472597
This is true

>>53473186
That's fine, as long as I wreck her pussy and ass hole first

This thread is beyond dead

>>53476029
Who cares?

>Message a bunch of norgegirls
>all ignore me
>message a Finn prettier than all the norgegirls
>she answers

Whats up with Norwegians?

>>53476355
Too busy sucking immigrant's that managed to get to the country cocks

>>53476355
>messaging anyone
I havent messaged anyone once
grills message me all the time

you must be doing something wrong

>>53477375
Not him, but even though I get a lot of messages I still message someone if I think they're worth my while.

So when I message someone I usually get better quality convos.

>>53476355
this>>53477375
>messaging anyone

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Should I start talking to Russian and Polish qts? The Asian qts seem message me a lot because my profile pic is me and my doggy

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>>53477589
They wants the D of the dog.

Slavic qts best qts.

>>53476355
Norwegian girls have higher standards than other nordics, to be quite honest desu. I'm pretty sure if you find a Norwegian girl in there, she is most likely only interested in someone who seem like a really great guy of high standard, because she would be able to get any kind of average dude here in Norway anyway.

>>53477589
Russians kinda hate Americans and Poles kind of hate Americans a little less.

So I guess Poles.

>>53477696
Fug...

>>53477696
>Russians kinda hate Americans
Go tell that to all the golddiggers that want to live Hollywood life

>>53476355
>>53477694
Plus, she is from Norway.

A pretty girl from Norway will probably have a lot of new messages all the time, and she probably don't take the time to properly go through all profiles or answer all of the messages.

Even I, a guy with average looks, get over 20 messages a day from random girls. They write shit about Norway being so good and stuff, always wanted to go there and, or I live in a dream place, and I must live a perfect live, and so on. I can't imagine that a Norwegian girl will have time to answer all of her received messages.

>Hongkongese: where do you want us to go when you come to Hong Kong?
>me: to your dorm.
I'm so smooth, lads.

>>53477696
Russians who can afford an iPhone don't hate USA
that also works with Poles (in Russian it means 'Floorman')

>>53477375
>waiting for the trashy leftovers to come to you
>not going out and getting the top qts yourself

plebo desu

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high test or fat?

>>53477885

I write them in Norwegian though. Surely it means something!

I have two who answered in any case. Swedish girls answer a lot more and thry must get just as many messages if not more.

Someone speaks russian here ? A qt messaged me, but i don't understand a sentence, well i do, but not the context.

just got my three weeks vacation confirmed at work for march, yesss.
now should i go to taiwan for three weeks or taiwan for two and korea for one? i have a guaranteed fuck in korea and she has an amazing body plus i haven't seen/done much there yet.
only thing i know for sure is that i'll add three days in china for the transit visa because i have a guaranteed fuck there waiting for me as well.

gotta love interpals desu

>>53478984
if you're chadic enough to get qt to fuck, why not the fuck the one in your country

>>53478796
Post it

>>53478984
Isn't the transit visa 2 days in China?
>>53479126
That's different, Paul.

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>>53479126
>U

>Being interested in your own girls

I wish I could.

>>53478532
low res

>>53479126
I'll fuck the qt in France from 29th to 31st nonstop.
But a global fucktour is more fun don't you think
>>53479203
it's 72hours

>>53479169
>me
пpивeт !

Я вижy ты гoвopишь нeмнoгo пo-фpaнцyзки.

J'aimerais bien que tu m'aides, et je pourrais t'aider en français !

>her
merci beaucoup!
Haпиcaл пpeдлoжeниe бeз oшибoк)

It's probably irrelevant, but google translate makes the phrase with 0 article, so i have no idea if she speaks for her or me

>>53479203
>>53479211
>>53479286
i guess, but you're not just booking a trip for a fuck and barely visiting, right ?

>>53479342
a fuck and night market street food

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Asking my qt of her thoughts on feminism.
I rate it 10/10

>>53478535
I don't know if it does? You probably don't experience this yourself since your language is English anyway, but I have lots of people trying to greet me in "Norwegian", and I'm too used to it to care. Maybe it's the same for her?

To be honest, if I had gotten 8/10 girls or more here in Norway(and I even have money, but that doesn't mean shit because they already have comfy lives), I wouldn't be on interpals anyway, so I don't really know how you should get their attention. But just know that pretty norwegian girls are hard to impress. They will be polite and "impressed", but not really impressed, unless you can show them something that they don't see everyday here in Norway already. Of course, you don't need to be impressive to get their attention I guess, but consider being one of them on that site, they will pick and choose from all the people who message them, so I imagine they reply to people who are interesting in some sense.

>>53479445

Actually it's French.

And I don't just say "God kveld, hvordan går det?"

Full sentences, not the whole messages because I can't do that yet but still something that goes a few lines.

And tons of people have messaged me saying that my profile seemed "so interesting and inspiring". But I guess they won't even look at it if they don't even look at my message, heh.

>>53479342
>Haпиcaл пpeдлoжeниe бeз oшибoк)
(You) wrote the sentence without mistakes

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>>53479959
Thanks !

>>53479826
Well, take my words with a grain of salt, of course. That's just generally speaking imo. I mean, they are on interpals, so they must have a reason to be there. I guess they are interested in people from different countries. But maybe she has targeted a certain region or country already? What language has she put up as her learning language? She could be a slut who want some casual meetups and sex for all I know, but what I'm certain about is that she probably get a shit load of messages (if she's pretty)

>continue to write qtcrawler
>testwise-open almost 7000 profiles today
>got almost 500 views
>only messages from Thais and French

Also, I want to rename it. Please suggest names.
I remember someone suggesting "QtCruiser".
Will make a strawpoll when enough suggestions.

>>53480113
autism disabler

>>53480084

Yeah I get it. But I got one to answer who I didn't even greet correctly (I wrote the name of another girl I messaged before), so I can't be that hopeless.

>>53479408
My qt brought muslims up herself

>>53480113
AutoQts
QtsForNothin

>>53480113

And, please tell me if you would be okay with that:

Anonymously saving the following data (without your username, creation of unique anonymous id on first run) for the only purpose of making statistics for the lulz on /cp/:

>your cunt
>your age
>all profiles you've visited
>which accounts have been messaged
>how many profiles you viewed / how many viewed you back

I would NOT save:
>what you write
>your username

Please tell me if that's okay or anybody is against it.

>>53479408

Cunt?

My Czech qt likes anti-islam stuff on Facebook.

>>53480268
>datamining
Dropped without installing. Beware of the mountainjew

>>53480268
possible up-sides of this
>you could see how many unique spergs have message a qt when writing to her
>you could see the most popular /cp/ countries
>you know if you are ugly or not by your view-back rate compared to claytons (if he starts scripting)
possible statistics:
>countries that are more/less likely to answer
>countries better/worse t holding conversations
>most viewed qt

>>53480181
Yeah. Play your strenghts. If you get answers, then you could try to say something genuinly nice about Norway. Most Norwegians like that. Because we aren't used to thinking that people from other countries know much about it. Asking her to tell you about something might be an inn to further conversations.

>>53480268
As long as you keep the code open source and are willing to share these stats in a website.

>>53480422
It's easy: if people here are against it, I won't implement it.

>>53480431

Can I just talk about Norse mytho? I read the Poetic Edda and stuff.

Or would that talk more to Icelandic and stuff people who speak a language much closer to Old Norse?

>>53480483
I would probably save all that to a database and provide read-only access to that database.
Since it's a script, it needs to be open source anyway.

>>53480489
Make a strawpoll. Clicking an answer is easier than replying to a thread

>>53480498
It may be interesting, but it may be something she don't care about. That stuff isn't something most Norwegians give a damn about. But she may think it's cool. Something more common about our society may be safer.

>>53480572

Well usually I just say that I am dabbling into norsk as I plan to hopefully spend a year there in 2017 and that Norway is my choice for reasons like similar nature, weather, and the fact that your money is tanking the same way ours is so it's not such a bad idea at this point.

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This milf from my cunt just wrote me lads

Shes mid 40s with a kid, but still

Should I give her a go?

>>53481122
They don't lie about british women, now do they?

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>>53481122
Really m8?

>>53481122
yes

http://strawpoll.me/6519141
http://strawpoll.me/6519141
http://strawpoll.me/6519141
http://strawpoll.me/6519141
http://strawpoll.me/6519141

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New name of QtCrawler:
http://strawpoll.me/6519118

Your opinion on saving data:
http://strawpoll.me/6519138

would be nice if included into OP for a while since I'm developing full-power on that script

>>53481122
What milf
Did you post the right pic?

>>53477885
fjord oil lord, Saudis of the North

>>53481122
>gmilf

>>53481255
>Your opinion on saving data
Where is nuffin variant?

>>53481444
I just figured this out, too. But my ego is too big to admit such a stupid mistake.
Take the "my firstname, lastname, address, phone number and credit card number (stored as plaintext, available for the public)" if you want nothing.

Post girls who never logged back in after you messaged them

/kajsakristina

;_;

>>53481544
Nice trick Swiss jew

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>>53481544
I'm watching you

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>she doesn't answer
B

>>53481548
The best British qt I ever had doesn't log nack anymore. Guess she is pretty with studying economics, practising piano and teaching her little sister about politics. Literally too perfect and normie for me

;_;

>>53481548
That Korean living in Frankfurt which I had a really nice, long conversation with in late-summer, then logged in after 4 months to tell me that she's back in Korea because Germany sucks.

Is it even worth to create a profile if my english is below average and there are like 3 humans in the world who would like to learn my native language? I guess it isn't

my German senpai, is this your Taiwanese?

/BowenSUN

>>53481936

You know Russian right? You can probably talk to the billion Russian girls on this website.

>>53481846
lel what's her username

>>53481972
Like they are interested in some mambet. Let's be realistic, they want only wealthy westerners

>>53482024
I don't remember. I was searching for it. But no chance, too many Asians on my message list.

>>53481936
There is a good number of Kazakh on interpals

>>53481233
Thank you very much, the results of this poll are of high importance for the state's security

>>53481757
E

>>53481936
"Hello. You are looking very pretty and your titties are very big. Talk to me and maybe I shall show you Kazakstan. We have set of Borat. Broken Soviet shuttle craft. Presedential approval rating of one hundred and 3 percent. Very nice."

>>53481972
Yea, russian is my native, but i guess russian girls wont bother to talk with a russian native on a language exchange site

>>53482084
was she a frenchboo?
i was talking to one in frankfurt as well who went to language school but after a trip to paris she went full on frenchlover and wanted to move there
i found her again back in korea last month after not having heard from her in ages but she didn't reply so i deleted the message

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>>53482123

>>53482183
Russians have a bad English, I think some will talk to you

>>53482193
yes, exactly this.
did you fuck her? I had a really nice, long talk to her but only once an failed miserably. I usually wait a few conversations to ask for Whatsapp and then another 1-2 days to ask for a meeting.

>>53482288
no, we switched to whatsapp (or was it kakaotalk, can't remember) but she was very slow with the replies and seemed generally not interested in meeting up so i didn't try to keep in touch with her anymore after two weeks or so
wasn't that hot anyway desu

>>53482288
ah i found her /MJshin
is it the same one we're talking about?

>>53482252
I don't think anyone is worse at English than East Asians especially the Japanese on 4chan.

>>53482513
nope, just found the one I was talking about:
/StarryKiss

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>>53482205
It seems that every single time I'm out somebody starts talking about Belarus

>>53482674
I heard today that Belarus is the last remaining dictatorship in Europe
There are hella sanctions against you

ah well fuck it, visiting taiwan, korea and china is way too expensive flight wise
gonna stick to taiwan and china then
too bad the chinese upped the prices of their visa (100€ now, chinkjews tbqh), otherwise i would have thought about a week of china and two in taiwan

>>53482757
>implying russia isn't dictatorship

>>53482620
This is my chance, i'll talk to some qt japanese since my english would be superior for them

>>53482674
He looks like even with Putin usng Judo he'd still kick his ass desu.

>>53482813
This is probably true. Even the Japanese girls here who speak English fairly well talk like babies which makes it hard to understand them.

>>53482798
Putin is the most honest democrat in all of Eurasia.

>>53482893
Yeah, and russia is an economical superpower with flourishing diverse economy

>>53482959
yes, your biggest export are qts.

>>53483015
>entitled whores
>qts

Well at least for the cuck there is a little sex included.

>>53483087
So what does Colombia have apart from coke and Aids ridden junglewhores?

>>53483015
>golddiggers
>qts
Pick one

>>53483087
El Patrón, please. You can't say that about a whole country.

>>53483144
you can have both: Asians

>>53482757
We are too busy trying to survive so there's no time to contemplate his politics and regime.
But you can always visit my country to find out it yourself whether it lives up to your expectations or not; why not, actually

>>53483167
he (>>53483144) says it too.
>>53483130
>Aids ridden junglewhores
>

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>Italian qt was connected again, and still ignored my previous message.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53483281
How can you call a bitch a qt when you know that she is with you only because you're rich and the moment she finds someone more rich then you - she is gone?

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>all those asian women messaging me
what the fuck is happening?

>>53483403
Because that's the nature of women. I can't think of any nationality where girls want to start a life with a NEET. Women are bitches regardless of nationality. But Asians are qt at least.

>>53483352
Have you guys talked before or was it just a random qt you contacted?

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>>53483629
>Because that's the nature of women.

>>53483647
A qt telling she'd likes help to learn France.

Told he we could help each other, as i learn italian, added a little presentation because why not (and she asks for it, saw it later)

>>53483831
Aha i see.
Well that sucks, maybe find a new one?

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forgot to post this
rate my flirting skills

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>>53484168
7/10
rate mine

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>>53484232

8/10 bretty gud

Rate mine.

>>53483974
There is not that much qt italian girl wanting to learn French, this one was romanian, in italia btw

>>53484348
9/10
You didveverything right but Ruskies always find this stuff qt, yuros would likely not always respond to that

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>tfw no trap qt with a tender boipussy

>>53484506
Keep hunting my friend.
I hope it works out for you.

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>>53481255
>15 girls

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>>53484758
T-thanks

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>tfw no peasant quebec gf.

>>53484348
>kissing ass this much

15 here. Found out I'm going to Poland soon.
How do I into Polish qts?

>>53484348
>under the moonlit grass
>under the grass
>under
You gonna dig a cave underground to dance in? Your fucking cheesy line didn't even make any sense

>>53487249
You'll have a great time. Almost everything is qt in Poland. You'll walk around random streets and be surrounded by 15/10 qts.

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>>53487249
fuck polish qts

What do you guys talk about with these girls?

A lot of personal stuff and things about yourself or nah?

>>53487345
That's how it was in Lithuania. I need saw so many beautiful women in one place in my life

>>53487249
just make it known to her that you're american

also don't be fat and/or overly autistic

>>53487446
pls respond

>>53488036
i can't small talk but start by talking about what you see on their profiles then the convo evolves.
i'll learn with time too. as last resort use the pastas in the OP

>>53487656
I'm going to be there for 6 months so I guess I better start learning some Polish

belgium is upping up the game, top qt /Scolastica

>>53488124
How the fuck can you not know how to small talk? It's literally just talking to them about anything, just basic getting to know you stuff
I refuse to believe you guys are really this autistic

>>53488483
i don't find motivation and I don't find it interesting, plus if she's a oneliner I instantly stop messaging. Why can't girls talk back?

>>53489014
Just go full-interrogation mode if she's nearby you. Should be enough to talk 1-2 days to meet up and fuck tbqh.

>>53488483
He's European, they don't know how to do that and my qt thinks I'm weird that I'll have small talk with strangers and she said it's pointless and stupid.

>>53488129
So you won't actually wife your qt?

Next c.uck flag:
Poland.

>>53489083
You're quite a Chad desu even though you don't have the Chad looks

>>53459211
We've got an IP skype chat here if anyone's interested.
https://join.skype.com/iQMQS9EbvwLc

>>53489083
portuguese girls arent like that, they wont even answer my messages, and when they do they answer "why are you talkig to me when this is an international site"
oh well

>>53489865
How far away are you from the border to Spain?
What's your most nearby airport?

>>53490050
Aeroporto da Portela, LIS if you're into that type of nomenclature, and he's far. He could probably try to go for Andaluzia girls, if he has a car.

>>53490050
depends, i never really talked to spanish qts so I dont know how they're like. I might try sometime in the future

>>53490410
On google flights you can see what the cheapest destinations are for you. I do the same when looking for qts in Asia since some countries are just irrationally expensive to reach (Vietnam for example).

https://www.google.ch/flights/#search;f=LIS;d=2016-01-28;r=2016-02-01;mc=m

Other than that, if you have a lot of freetime, bus lines are based and cheap. I do that, too for some locations. For example, why the fuck would I want to drive to Milano with my own car instead of taking a direct bus from Zürich that needs 30 minutes more than I do with the car, for 50% of the price?

In GAS we have "meinfernbus.de", maybe you have something similar for Portugal.

http://meinfernbus.de/

>>53490567
wew thanks lad

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>>53490410
>>53490228
Paris, Hamburg, Manchester and London are pretty cheap locations for you.

they might be cheap, it doesnt mean I have the money. Some months I cant even afford a 20€ ticket for football

>tfw thread is dead because everybody is looking for flights.

>>53491408
>football
lmao you deserve to be poor

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>>53490723
>>53491409
>tfw expensive af

>>53491408
You may not want to talk about your personal finances on a Taiwanese origami board, but weren't you a hobby developer or am I mixing up? 1-2 weekends of freelance work should be more than enough to pay for a trip. Just don't look for clients in Portugal, I guess.

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>>53491631
Looks like you got no luck over there

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Post the cute girls you're talking to. I'm talking to this qt :)

>>53491764
im majoring in CS, i don't do freelancing.

>/_yaiu_
Is he from here?
He blocked me last year because he I told him that he was rude and he viewed my profile a few times the past week and this week.
He doesn't look like a 4chink autist that would script imo by you don't just view blocked people...

>>53491963
looks like a major slut desu

>>53491995
All women are major sluts, my man

>>53491970
That's the question: Why not?
>tfw got 700 € yesterday to work into an Android app, overwrite an hardcoded API key, build the modified version and put it onto the clients play store.
We are developers, we are gods bro, we can make money without any effort.

>>53492125
i don't get time because of all my projects for classes and on my free time (a few hours on the weekend or late at night) I just want to scratch my balls and do nothing.

>>53489201
Nah man, those days are behind me.

>>53489102
We went our separate ways before someone got hurt. Not hurt like cheating or like that. Hurt like when the inevitable happens and she goes back home and I'm still far away and things get even harder.
The LDR game is a dangerous one indeed

I want to send a little care package for the new year to a good friend I have on IP, she's Japanese.
I'm not too sure what to send to her, can you share so ideas?

>>53491920
JUST

>inb4 that "cute korean girl" tab
I thought Koreans were one of your least favourite Asians.

>>53492830
I just opened the first Asian porn video I found on YouPorn for the sake of completeness when posting a screenshot.

>tfw you will never be a dev
>tfw you will never be interested in this autistic shit
>tfw you will never make easy money typing autistic shit on your keyboard

>>53492947
>Not interested in this autistic shit
ffs, it's 2016

>need to start learning Polish now
>means I have to stop learning Serbo-Croatian
Who else knows these feels?

>>53492947
>>tfw you will never be a dev
Never tried it, but many people had good experience with this:
https://www.codecademy.com/
>>tfw you will never be interested in this autistic shit
you could try fapping to ascii porn
https://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/anime.html
>>tfw you will never make easy money typing autistic shit on your keyboard
I started here with my freelancing years ago:
https://www.twago.de/
started with asking 25€ / hour when I lived in Germany. At some point, when you have a good reputation, clients will start trusting you. I have put years into my reputation of doing accurate work. Meanwhile, I charge 150 CHF / hour when doing stuff besides my normal work. That's a pretty standard price for Switzerland.

>>53492821
>Candy
something special you can only get in your country like a souvenir but not the average souvenir shit.
>a necklace or wristband
One of these necklaces with a watch on it is cool desu
>Add a letter
>something self-made
Origami? Drawing?
>book about your country/food

>>53492947
R U ME?

>>53492684
Actually sad to hear that but good luck for the future

>>53493159
>https://www.codecademy.com/
Relearnt Python using it, it's actually nice, although they want you to go for the premium. After finishing the course, you need to search places for exercises.

>>53493159
what do you work with, android and iOS as you said before?

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>>53489841
>making another skype chat when there's already the sperg squad

>>53493253
he works with his QTs tits

>>53493254
This was the worst Skype group ever, brah

Clayton, have you entered this one? edhx

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if this isnt your search options you should just kill yourself

>>53493555
/cp/ XDDDDD

t. Jawbrah

>>53493766
Why are you so butthurt Guenter? is it because I said that you were boring?

I want lick Günthers asshole tbqh
Hairy or not

>>53493245
Good ideas, thanks anon

>>53493938
Just bants dude, don't take it serious..

>>53493549
entered what? Im sorry I dont understand. This thread? Yes just now and I saw you post my name so .. now im here lol

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im being rused, o hope its not one of you guys

>>53494214
You're welcome anon

>>53494489
I believe that the letters at the end of this post are a nickname :)

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shall we lads?

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>>53494305
>german "banter"

>>53494489
What was after the ? was a nickname, /edhx, I asked if you were already onto her.

>>53483318
Is it like mini USSR?

All the qts from Belarus I talked too were nice

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>>53464168
youll be back

>>53494695
>profile is 13 hours old
>already filled with photo comments

>>53494695
>>53494542
oh no I have not seen her, dont look up new members often, just rarely.. or are you warning me she is a fake and I shouldnt message her? lol ummm..I guess I will say hi to her yadda yadda if you want me to try to find out if she is fake. But no promises, not every girl likes me even if you guys want to think so =p

Guys pls help me qt said
mój Anondziu
Google no help.. what could it mean? Anon being my name ofc

>>53495333
from where

>>53495333
Where's she from?
The Anon thing could be a diminutive

>>53495333
Ah crap forgot to mention its polishqt.
She used my name but i replaced it with Anon for the sake of this chat :))

>tfw no matter what you do you ALWAYS get close to the exact same type of girl
>Uralic
>18-20
>Vegan

Every, Single, FUCKING, TIME.

Even when I talk to a girl from not Finland or Estonia and it clicks she eventually goes "oh actually I am not ___ my parents are Finnish, and also I'm vegan"

EVERY TIME.

Fucking hell, I will never find a non-vegan qt who loves me.

>>53495333

Mój is "my" so it's probably "my dear Anon"

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>tfw Turkey and Morocco are almost always the top 2 cunts in grills' FagCounter
>tfw they're always blocked

alright lads. im a 19 something floridian IT security uni-boi faggpt. i dont want bf, but i do want some fun friends.
can i into interpals, or is it just for e-chads?

>>53493555
>13 to 16

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>>53493555
>13-16

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70bNk1ozJnA
>tfw no qt Finnish girl to roll her Rs in your ears

>tfw winning a girl over by talking about the tea culture in Montreal

It's so easy.

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alpha or not?

>>53500500
Oh, forgot to add background: this chick wanted me to talk to her every time she was online and accused me talking to other girls (which is true). Told her to stop badgering me and I'd talk to her tomorrow. Then she said that. i hate girls like that

>>53500682
When litterally all you have with someone is the fact that you two talk togheter and they threaten to remove that..
Just drop

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>>53500500
>>53500682

>>53497931
>tfw no Finnish qt

>>53503735

>tfw 3 Finnish qt and you need to drop 2 of them but they're all so lovely you cant.

>>53500500
What cunt? I'm guessing asia.

But my Polish QT can be really jealous too.

>>53503840
Why are you going to drop two of them?

>>53504087

I want to live in Finland a year. I won't move around with 3 qts, I will live with one, for one.

>>53504124
Well good luck figuring that out

Albanian QT should I?

>>53504802
do you value your kidneys?

Today I found out that to get answers from Norwegian girls you have to call them the wrong name.

Apparently they love it.

>>53507048
thanks for the hint. I don't even know my qts names, I gave them all the same pet name, they love it lol

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>your qt dreams she has a penis

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>mfw indonesian qt start to talk about marriage

This website is so trash now. It used to be good with actual quality women 5 years ago. Now they all know to fuck off after the hordes of North African men drove them away.
Are there any substitutes?

>Belgian qt messaging me 5 mins after signing up

Maybe this wasn't that bad of an idea after all.

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do I signed up so someone might be able to teach me German.

Do I just start randomly start talking to people in hopes that they'll teach me?

>>53507238
which one?

>>53493555
>no asia

Disgusting

>>53493555
>south america

disgusting

>>53503840
teach me your secrets

>>53508618

I dunno, I just click well with Finnish girls, it's easy to introduce myself to them as I spent time in Finland so I have stuff to say and they like it.

>>53508639
I guess I just get put off by the surprisingly high amount of Koreaboos. I also spent some time there but I haven't really thought out a way of saying it beyond.
>I lived in Finland Moi miten menee

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>>53508707

You can try this maybe, no idea if it works on Finns. You need to know a language they wanna learn tho.

>>53508400
Yes

>>53508584
Medkit gets it

>studied kazakh last summer in an intensive college course
>talking to kazakh qts in kazakh makes them orgasm with surprise

out of curiousity, what's the average age of the /cp/ poster? i mean flights and stuff aren't that cheap plus you better have your own place if some qt is visiting you or do you all just have very nice parents that don't mind some different foreign qt every few months at their house?

>>53508527
>Asia
>liking Asian girls
Gross
>inb4 the Swiss yellow fever fag tries to say they aren't

>>53509204
how old are you, yellow fever medpac :DD

>>53509060
>Learning Kazakh
you could have just gone to the country for a mail order bride.

>>53509228
i'm 22 and share a big apartement with one of my mates. and i'm a different medpac, i got a crush for everything eastern european.

>>53509248
>mail order bride
that shit is what i'm kind of afraid of everyone will think if my qt visits me.
fucking judgemental people here in switzerland.

>>53509334
I mean its impossible to escape the wealth imbalance and people assuming you can't get a local girl but what can you do beyond going and living in the Ukraine or wherever.

>>53509442
i guess people here are just conservative as fuck, was the same with my ex

>>53509216
Nigga asian girls best girls

>>53509334
Why would you care??

>>53509591
i don't really care but the stares are still kinda akward.

>>53509591
>Nigga asian girls best girls
No they aren't

>>53509735

You could always go back to your Latvian qt. Atleast people won't stare since she's white.

>>53509747
dude chill, just let him have his asians, makes more europeans or whatever you like for you

>>53509760
>your Latvian qt
no Latvian qt here, i guess you're mixing the medpacs up a bit.

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>QT is crazy about me
>Still won't take nudes or even lewds
>Flirts with me about how nice her butt looks in her leggings

She's just a tease, i hate this. I even asked for pictures and she just dodges it or sends me a non-lewd selfie.

>>53509735
Still dont see why you should give a fuck

>>53509747
Yes they are :^)

>tfw all these cheap ass plane tickets to Europe.

For 400$ I can be anywhere, what qt should I visit?

I have Finland and Netherlands I consider. Italy too, with a lesbian qt but who would be amazing company I am sure (she's a crazy Canadaboo)

>>53510471
Netherlands all the way

>>53510471
Cant you visit all with a euro rail pass??

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>all these Swiss posters being mistaken for me
This is my first post today btw
Should I be tripfag?

>>53511125
Regional flags famille

>>53511144
Don't work on mobile. I can only use them when at home.

>>53510471

Fucck you. I'm looking at a $1800 return to Deutschstan at the end of the year. Fuck this country and it's ridiculous airfare prices.

>>53511125
If you want mountain jew

>>53511125
DEUTSCHE RAUS
RREEEEE

>>53511233
rude

Ded

>>53509204
26, a job, 6 weeks of vacation a year and abundant QTs in Asia
It is the life I have always been dreaming of.
It is the spirit of dreamwaker.

>portuguese qt in norway views me
>has portugal blocked
woman really are dumb

>>53516923
>woman really are dumb
*tips*

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>>53503735
>>tfw Heli is my qt

>>53518210
That must be awful

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>>53518495
Not really, she's fun to be around with. Not often I find people more incorrect than I am, and that's what makes her so adorable - she is so innocent and cute, and yet so incorrect.

Only issue is that she is so completely broken inside, and my attempts to heal her don't seem to work. Of course, I don't expect instant healing - but they seem to have no effect at all.

Mostly, she refuses to even consider the possibility of her being a qt.

I'd just like her to accept herself as she is, and to be happy, instead of always so sullen and morose.

>>53519516
Is she still active on IP? Any hints as to who she is plz so i can stay away

>>53519516
I sent her a message between Christmas and the new year to get some news at the time. She didn't even read it. As long as she's fine and becomes happier...

>>53520038
She isn't, and neither am I. We both found what we were looking for :3

>>53520455
When we were still on Interpals, we pretty much ignored every other message, due to focusing on each other. Might be that.

She never read my first messages either though, just insta-deleted them over being annoyed at /cp/. Needed a few attempts to catch her attention.

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NOOOOOO I FORGOT TO REMOVE ASIA FROM THE SCRIPT

IT KEEPS INCREASING

Started talking with a girl two days ago on IP and yesterday she gave me her phone number to text instead of IP. We texted the whole day yesterday

Now I don't know what to do. Do I text her first or wait for her to initiate? I don't want to seem too clingy

>>53521433
Who replied last? If you did, wait for her. If she did, send her the first message, a warm good morning or wtv.

>>53520645
>we
lmao fag

>>53521546
We said good night and slept around the same time. I told her I had to sleep, she said good night and I replied good night to her too.
Sooooooo, write her again?

>>53521694
Yeah, I've donje it, qts have done the same, she probably doesn't know where you stand as well. Just initiate, the longer you take, the worst it'll be.

>>53521578
As straight as a 4channer can be. :^)

>>53521836
ughhhhhhhh

Am I welcome here?

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>Ukraine

>>53521926
bait account

>>53500682
>that
Get rid of her. She isn't worth your time. Better to fade off with her having a good opinion of you.

>tfw in 12 hours I will be on my way back home into the cold grey and lonely Germany

;_; hold me

>>53521998
bait account for what?