/brit/

frig off

>>53457824
Yes

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good edition

do you think "Animelab and chill" is a good line to use on a weeb girl???

custodial staff, we have a problem

>>53457909
chill fAm

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Kev memes are slowing down

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>>53457951
Poor Kev

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チューン

https://youtu.be/PdjnS2SJjhc

>>53457951
Feel a bit bad now

>>53457924
kek those were the early days when kyaryposting was an All New gimmick

why do some cyclists not stick to the side of the road? i overtook one riding halfway out into the road on a hill and he shouted at me

>h-hey i'm a real vehicle crawling up this hill at 5mph too!

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>do you think "Animelab and chill" is a good line to use on a weeb girl???

having a go

When did kyary posting start
I heard her songs on LoL streams ages ago

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>>53458036
>LoL

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lamo

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>>53458028
>Hey bby, wanna javfor.me and chill

-1k in the overdraft boys

>>53457897
I did it lads

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Woof sophie

>>53458007
because cyclists are insufferable cunts blissfully unaware of how slow and squishy they really are

>>53458081
I hate children who can't budget their money

>>53458036
Couple of days before her concert on the 11th of October last year.

>>53458036
beginning of october

>>53458094
It's not my fault all the bennies go to people older than me

>>53457982
not so much a fan of this its doing my braincase in

>>53458090
Looks fucking rotten here

are russians capable of being governed without violence?

>>53458105
although tbf i like to think i got the ball rolling as in sept i made a few kazza editions if i remember rightly

>>53458156
Russia is basically desert and as a rule desert people are barbarians

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cort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFlTC7onqHc

>lab tomorrow
>first day so they won't give us anything to do
>literally just going to be standing (stools are too expensive) around for three (3) hours while the instructor reads the syllabus and shit
please kill me senpai

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>lab tomorrow

>>53458214
Shut up

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rare sopheez

https://youtu.be/vvcpz73eqb8
>Only 4500 views on Mito's new video
The dream is dead

>>53458131
Hmm, was expecting that one to be a good'un.
>>53458188
Very poor. If you're not going to have a drop you need to have better sound design than your average brostep song.

>>53458214
We have to destroy Christianity with facts and data, rather than fire and steel

>>53458214
Genuinely thought this was one of those mirror images until I took a good look

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>Shut up

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>We have to destroy Christianity with facts and data, rather than fire and steel

>>53458214
Shut the fuck up

>>53458255
Is that fka twiggs

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>Shut the fuck up

>>53458275
looks like Janelle monae to me

>>53458214
Good lad

>>53458227
>Hmm, was expecting that one to be a good'un
likewise

>>53458282
Hamilton is so based

>>53458214
>pulling 5 (five) (You)s (now 6 (six)) from a single fedora post
pro

Alri lads

Might sign up to drama to get qts

>>53458345
how do you do my morbidly obese American friend

is calculus hard?

>>53458370
shutup skinny arse

>>53458375
about as hard as my dick when I was fucking your mother last night

Got called racist in greggs last night lads

>>53458370
Getting drunk on cheap wine and watching TPB

>>53458392
so easy?

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>Might sign up to drama to get qts

>>53458375
about as hard as my bulls cock when he was fucking my oneitis

>>53458392
im fucking both your mothers right now, gaylord

where did they all come from this is vile

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Several hours past my bedtime. Thought I'd trounced the jetlag but apparently not. Night lads xxx

What do you call a group of criminals who steal a shipment of Viagra?

Hardened criminals hahahahahahahahaha

>>53458392
this is a good post because it implies sex with older women

>>53458403
good banter
>>53458417
terrible banter

>>53458422
nighty night love

>>53458424
why would taking viagra and making their dicks hard them hardened criminals? a hardened criminal is one who has committed many violent and criminal acts i really don't see the connection at all!

fuckin hell lads too many yank twats

im out

Got bullied on a depression forum lads

>>53458465
rude

>>53458463
they're called hardened criminals because the viagra makes their phalluses stiffen

its quite a clever joke once you get it to be honest but it takes brains

>>53457895
fucking cringe

I wonder if leftists would defend mass refugee immigration if they were fleeing Ukraine instead of Syria

>fuck a girl doggy
>see arsehole hair and catch whiff of poo

Thought girls were cute?

>>53458497
They support Ukraine joining the EU so yes

>>53458483
i hardened criminaled ur mums loose arsehole

>>53458525
wtf that was uncalled for

>>53458509
sounds hot tBh

bumhole fart piss willy

>>53458569
expectional banter

>>53458569
reported

>>53458478
i swear there is some truth to this. everybody under the age of 25 seems to have some problem with drinking and smoking. do they not know that world leaders held a cigarette between their lips for generations?

Does anyone else like to slip brit memes into conversations

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>i swear there is some truth to this. everybody under the age of 25 seems to have some problem with drinking and smoking. do they not know that world leaders held a cigarette between their lips for generations?

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>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf

Can't wait till hiro bans fedora posting

>>53458620
I'm a girl

>>53458478
every generation rebels against their parents

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>>53458620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06OP2PrPwUN

>>53458636
Get back in the kitchen

im a lone wolf, i am not friends with anyone, im not human, i am my own species

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>Can't wait till hiro bans fedora posting

>>53458636
post feet

>>53458640
hey thats me :3

>>53458656
that's right, make the most of it while you can

>>53458667
can you vocaroo this?

doing a post
having a look
getting involved
taking a risk
having a punt
having a go

btw it's my birthday (for real this time)

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>>53458636
/brit/ isn't a food preparation facility.

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>>53458667
wheres ur flag

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>/brit/ isn't a food preparation facility

wassup y'all

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>>53458674
>thats right, make the most of it while you can

>>53458704
Thread could do with some cleaning up tbf

>>53458748
this picture reminds me, i think i might have a mild case of pectus excavatum

>>53458748

Hey bow legged whore, would you fuck this guy?

>>53458771
Yes :3

>>53458726
Don't you fedora me, you yanks spastic.

BLOODTHIRSTY BRITISH MEN
https://youtu.be/V6HS6jyxoFE

>>53458638
interesting thought

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw

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>>53458771
I'd fuck me.

girl from HS I messaged last night finally got back to me
one-word reply, but that's typical for girls
she's smart and has ass for days, so I hope all this works out

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>choon

>>53458793
it's funny that the world considers us so polite when there are a lot of british men who enjoy violence like this

>>53458667
>I'm a yank and i'm doing a wank and to be perfectly frank this wank is quite rank, it smells like a fish tank, that's right it stank, now i'm done with my wank and i'm off to the bank, to withdraw a swiss franc to pay for a tank to invade the west bank

could you PLEEAAASSE say this, it's my 21st birthday TODAY and this is honestly ALL I WANT, PLEASE I'll show you my fucking birth certificate PLEASE

https://reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3ewfzw/brit_got_called_racist_in_greggs/

https://reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/3ex8j7/guy_got_called_racist_in_greggs_xpost_r4chan/

http://www.funnyjunk.com/Brit+gets+called+racist+in+greggs/funny-pictures/5629781/

http://imgur.com/gallery/Hv63Znx

https://twitter.com/unity_mot/status/627442927355211776

http://mugasofer.tumblr.com/post/126243453953/talesof4chan-brit-got-called-racist-in-greggs

http://moderntoss.tumblr.com/post/130260865487/via-brit-got-called-racist-in-greggs

>>53458877
lads please pretend to care and respond to my blog post

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Park the car at the side of the road
You should know
Time's tide will smother you

>>53458593
They're Muslim

>>53458877
Post pics

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Tell me how this makes you feel, anon

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>>53458793
>All those paddies and plastic paddies getting completely rectum ravaged in the comments section

>>53459011
'no'
especially since I know her

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>>53459039

>>53459039
good pic of me

>>53459060
Ulster are you still here

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>>53459039
>Fake tits

>tfw having a wank
>close to cooming
>have to piss
>start wanking again
>have to piss
>give it another go
>have to piss

Gonna coom soon lads bladder is empty

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>fake tits

>>53459124
I only cum on a full bladder

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>>53459108

>>53459134
I just use a tissue normally haha

>>53459081
aye lad waiting for mummy to come home at 7 with nice treats

>>53459161
Is she out getting smashed at the club?

>>53459124
you seem to have some kind of bladder disorder

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
CHERRY PIE, COOL DRINK OF WATER AND A SWEET SURPRISE

who /religious upbringing/ here

went to an all boys catholic school and my dad used to belt me for swearing

>>53459184
nobody ever died from pissing m8

>>53459213
>he hasn't seen that Simpsons episode

>>53459203
Right here


Train up a child in the way he should go,
And when he is old he will not depart from it.

Someone on omegle trying to get me to join the military

>>53459268
didn't work on me, i ran away from home at 16 and almost never talk to my family

>>53459203
Went to an all girls catholic school desu

>>53459309
good lad

how much catholic fanny did you cop?

>>53459309
pls be in east anglia

>>53459309
did you grope one another in the bathrooms out of sexual frustration?

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>pls be in east anglia

>>53459346
I didn't really but I'm pretty sure a lot if girls did

>>53459203
my mum was/is a catholic sunday school teacher 2bh but she never forced her beliefs on me. but then again i do consider myself a catholic so maybe that was her tactic to be super nice about it and get me onside

he Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

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>he Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

>>53459414
there's no such thing as god, dweeb

>>53459203

Not me. I wasn't even baptized. Only ever been in chruches for funerals

>>53459467
kys heathen

dunno why i watch sherlock.

just watched that christmas episode and it was pure shit

>>53459410
i never for a moment was convinced about religion except maybe when i was really young

my parents being pushy cunts about it didn't help either

>>53459424
>>53459464
These things I command you, that ye love one another.

18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

feel the need to exterminate another race right about now, lads

>>53459467
>tfw Christian but wasn't baptized as a child
>now I'm too anxious to do it

>>53459489
i am a weak individual desu so when i went to my grandad's funeral and heard everyone talking about how he'd gone to a better place i embraced it rather than face the brutality of the oblivion

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>>53459485

>>53459547
death doesn't mean oblivion m8

religion is bullshit but ghosts are real

>>53459570
your biggest fast food is mcdonalds
your most purchased phone is an iphone
most purchased computer is a macbook
most watched films are american
your most popular meal is literally a curry
your most popularly used website is facebook

if anyone is being cucked..

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>>53459547
"See in what peace a Christian can die!"

might create some sort of john cena related gimmick

did a cume

>>53459616
>Greggs
>comparing an os with one option to an os with hundreds
>The best selling film ever in the US is British
>Sunday Roast is not a curry
>all websites exist because of a British man

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>>53459570
>Yank teaboos

>>53459700
Ironic because tea is from China

>>53459616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08r9oDmPRDc

paki
poo
willy
wank
nigel farage
banter
slags

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>Ironic because tea is from China

>>53458620
HI BRISBANE

>>53458640
loving every nasally sounding word

>>53459695
literally none of your posts are true though lmao. chicken tika is more popular than roast now just saw it on bbc recently

>>53459738
hey
>>53458695

>>53459741
>chicken tikka
Literally a British dish senpai, it was invented in Glasgow

/brit/ more like shit lmao!

>>53458695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AhNtvbGOoc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f9JM6e1HHi

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>>53459796
STOP

ANY YANK THAT SAYS :3 ISN'T ME BTW

>>53459770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TDif2MU4qV

happy birthday you fucking liar

>>53459820
beautiful voice tbqh

>>53459820
cheers m8

>>53459832
it isn't my birthday this time either hahahaha

>>53459796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMDYgJTCql

>>53459845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FSCeuI8G8H

>>53459895
literally playing with my willy whilst listening to you :3

>>53458695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R92tTJigD5

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>>53459912

Reading some Joyce


Do you think its possible to fully enjoy French/German books which have been translated into English?

Do you believe them to be inferior to books written in English?

>>53459917
Exceptional post

>>53459895
>lad
stop appropriating my culture please

>>53459832
are you a virgin?

>>53459932
shut the FUCK up

>>53459932
desu translations are always inferior, but English has the most good literature available in the world so consider yourself lucky

>>53459917
>>53459941
It didn't sound like this when I listened to it wtf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i8oPmQxsfQ

>>53459950
im unpure srry m8

>>53459832
Can you please say this next? x

>I'm a yank and i'm doing a wank and to be perfectly frank this wank is quite rank, it smells like a fish tank, that's right it stank, now i'm done with my wank and i'm off to the bank, to withdraw a swiss franc to pay for a tank to invade the west bank

I want to beat the shit out of this girl that posts in here

>>53459616
Now this is triggered racing.

>>53459932
forrin books are inferior anyway
Stephen King> Dostoevsky
>>53459977
Carra desu lads

who /virgin/ here?

>>53459979
whore

>>53459996
Not allowed sky on my street because the houses are too pretty to be ruined by satellite receivers lol

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s091DODsmiST

>>53459988
LEWD

>>53460013
stone me alive desu

>>53459987
Ugh goodness gracious idk famalam

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anyone else here save their good posts?

>>53460025
i'll be your bf and protect you from these angry lads if you record it xx

explain why you're not currently watching The Pest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q

>>53459979
Harlot.

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>>53460042

>>53459741
Chicken Tikka is really a British dish though.

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>>53460042

Why did a girl have to come in here, now I can't FUCKING post anymore, I'm off - LADS.

probably going to do a sleep soon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZFtyvs6ggb

>>53460115
wtf why not

>>53459616
How does any of this constitute being cucked?

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>>53460042

>>53460119
fuck off

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Time to watch anime!

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look what i got hooked up finally lads

>>53460102
Don't bother, yanks are on the same level as that of a worm.

>>53460137
>incredibly americanized
>not cucked

>>53460169
wash your filthy fucking walls

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>>53460115
>Girls in /brit/

Landwhale?

>>53460162
manime

With a girl around we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain.

>>53460102
I literally never said it wasn't. just found it funny that their most common dish is a fucking curry. paki infested shithole

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>>53460042
>>53460042

That new just eat advert is blatantly promoting cuckoldry

>>53460189
I understand being American, coherent discussion is probably not your greatest strength but could you please make an effort to answer my question instead of chimping out and replying to everything with memes.

>>53460220
actual cuckoldry or what 4chan calls cuckoldry
they are very different

>>53460220
I read every one of the comments on that of the yourube page and there is one blatant shill working for the company telling everyone they are obsessed when calling them out.

>>53460219
aussies are so fucking cucked for england its a bit unnerving.

they post like they are living in england.

>>53460251
https://youtu.be/zt3Gvdu9mtM

dude where's my car

>>53460251
Watch it and decide for yourself.

>>53460209
Mhm. British curry and actually south Asian curry are pretty much a completely different thing ya know.

>>53460246
in the same that him calling us a cuck for watching sherlock is a cuck.

i literally just replied to the guy memeing before. how about you learn a little context you idiot?

>>53460282
Dude where's my donkey

>>53460265
They are living in the south of England, you geographically illiterate wankshaft.

>>53460282
dude weed lmao

2% battery left lads

>>53460291
hey maybe you should stop posting, you faggy retard

>>53460289
Lol they use the same exact spices though in a masala.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_mix

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>>53460282

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HERE WE ARE NOW

>>53460265
>taking bants seriously

typical yank innhe

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Just got back from Tesco and noticed that they have a Yank food section on the foreign aisle now full of imported food. Can any burgers tell me if the following are worth trying:

>Reese's peanut butter cereal
>Pop Tarts
>Gatorade
>Pumpkin pie filling
>Snyders pretzels
>Twinkies
>Lucky Charms
>Liquid smoke cooking sauce
>A1 steak sauce
>Snapple juice drinks

Thaks :yy:

>>53460245
just did a wee lol

>>53460337
it not impossible he was recently abused and is now working out the anger.

>>53460361
All good stuff besides the pie filling, fuck pumpkin

>>53460361
>Snyders pretzels
yes

>>53460361
A1 steak sauce is delicious... on steak

>>53460350
haha did you vote for farage haha

>>53460361
>>Reese's peanut butter cereal
>>Pop Tarts
>>Gatorade
>>Pumpkin pie filling
>>Snyders pretzels
>>Twinkies
>>Lucky Charms
>>Liquid smoke cooking sauce
>>A1 steak sauce
>>Snapple juice drinks
If you like cheap tasting sugary shit it will be right up your street.

>>53460326
>Yanks call a battery a "baddehree"

>>53460361
>Reese's peanut butter cereal
Yes
>Pop Tarts
No
>Gatorade
Maybe
>Pumpkin pie filling
What? Filling? Pumpking pie itself is delicious but not sure what they are.
>Snyders pretzels
Allright
>Twinkies
Allright
>Lucky Charms
Worth a try
>Liquid smoke cooking sauce
Not sure
>A1 steak sauce
Yes
>Snapple juice drinks
No

>>53460361
>bongs dont have pop tarts
pathetic

>>53460361
>Reese's peanut butter cereal

DO IT FAGET

>>53460361
Snapple is alright the rest of it is meh.

>>53460348
I thought that was one of the few highlights of the film.

I give them credit for making the good guy Pan British and the bad guy hook a yank. That's nearly unheard of in Hollywood.

>>53460420
I used to drink it but that shit upsets my stomach

>>53460417
well I used to eat them growing up like 20 years ago so this guy is chatting shit

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I'm going out into the snowstorm. gonna walk on the lake and see if it's frozen

goodnight /brit/

>>53460443
I haven't seen it for sale anywhere here in years.

There used to be some good flavours, iirc.

>>53460401
who the fuck doesn't? :S
>>53460385
>>53460382
>>53460381
>>53460420
>>53460418
>>53460417
we do, just not in as many flavours
>>53460413
thanks lad, the pumpkin pie filling was just in a can, idk anymore than that really

>>53460361
We have had poptarts since I was in primary school 20 years ago.

The pretzels are supposedly pretty nice.

Twinkies were a major letdown when I tried them, the sponge was like an actual sponge and the cream tasted what I can only describe as wrong.

A1 is supposed to be a wank version of HP filled with HFCS.

>>53460403
How do poms say battery then?

not slept a wink, was just tossing and turning all night

>>53460471
You can use the pumpkin pie filling to make pumpkin pie
Its basically pumpkin puree with nutmeg and cloves and shit

>>53460291
Wew calm down Yank lad. You'll give yourself a heart attack haha.

fuckin hell you're a fit bird... love talkin fuckin dirty to you manky little slag yeah? me bellend is hard for you, i fancy those chebs and that wet fanny of yours, got me bollocks all swelled up makin we want to wank,

shall i throw on a jimmy or should we shag raw?

>>53460476
>poms
You aren't Australian, cunt.

>>53460487
>that burst of energy you get at around 7AM if you haven't slept
That shit got me through the day yesterday haha

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>>53460514
i-i know..

Just heard a noise
Bit scared

>>53460513
>jimmy

Why do yanks even try?

>>53460521
I never get that with all nighters, all that happens is that around midday I start to feel like I havent slept for a week and every cell in my body wants me to go to bed

>>53460554
was unsure about that one. saw another brit use it earlier and couldn't tell if it was a meme or not

Is captcha acting up for you guys?

>>53460476
We pronounce it how it's spelt, you jumped up fuckpig.

Batter as in battering ram. Y as in yee.

In my mom's 58 years, she's never heard of the ottoman empire.
wow.

>>53460576
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FUCKING CHRIST JUST TYPED LIKE A HUNDRED CAPTCHAS
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>>53460583
probably shoulda done it right the first time m8, save some time

>>53460571
That's odd, I thought that happened for everyone. I usually get completely wired, then crash in the afternoon

>>53460578
>batteryee
lol wtf it's batt-er-ee mate

>>53460579
Not surprising for a Yank.

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>>53460575
It's called a Johnny, you Johnny foreigner.

Couldn't sleep so I went for a walk.

Bumped into this woman walking along the canal towpath and she started talking to me, she was like 45 and had a short pink dress on like she'd been on a night out, thought it was a bit weird that she was coming home at this time but put it to the back of my mind.

Thought she was just going to say hi and let me go but as I went to walk off she carried on talking, it was really awkward. She was going on about how both her kids have left home and she lives on her own and she got kicked out of a nightclub for throwing a drink over "some fat tart" and I realised she was absolutely pissed at this point, stunk of booze and fags. Kept asking me what I was doing walking and whether i knew her kids, wouldn't shut the fuck up and it was cold out.

If I was more of an alpha I might have tried to shag her, I reckon she'd have been up for it. Just made my excuses and walked home though.

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Bloody shit weather

gotta love how brits on here act like they have supreme banter

NO. your countrymen may be known for it, but the social outcasts aren't. If you lot had "'"""banter""" you wouldn't be friendless virgin autists now would you?

>>53460601
She wanted a bit, shagging a young lad would probably help her self esteem.;

>>53460604
Sershlad

its cold in my bed lads

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>tfw didn't miss ex for the first two months we broke up
>didn't think of her at all
>now miss her and can't help but think of her most of the time
>>53460606
FUCK OFF YANK

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>>53460606
>Be American
>Get shot

>>53460621
Not Sershlad but I am a scousecunt desu

>>53460606
fuck off m8 I got an A* in banter at A-Level. Bet you've not even beaten the l7 sats for banter fucking nonce jesus I swear

>>53460606
jog the fuck on fatty

>>53460634
Has Sershlad even posted recently?

>>53460626
Good.

>>53460606
t. yank who got out bantered by brits

>>53460648
No he's gone
And so is Cornwall seemingly...

>>53460648
He usually posts in the afternoons

>>53460666
>>53460637
Cuckoldry at its finest

>>53460652
can you assist me? ;)

>>53460606
You're a fucking FAGGOT

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who /nightwalk/ here

>>53460688
i for one accept our british overlords

>>53460673
I don't think him or Cornwall have posted since new years

>>53460706
live stream it for us la

>>53460606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08r9oDmPRDc

>>53460361
>diabetes: the post

My one has Lucky Charms (not the good kind you remember from childhood) and this thing that claims to be a marshmallow spread, like Americans spread marshmallow on their toast as if it were Nutella.

Disgusting

>>53460726
I could take you on a virtual tour around my town :o

>>53460716
gay suicide pact

>>53460666
>>53460688
>>53460695
>>53460707
>>53460731
>>53460755
fuck off yanks
>>53460671
>>53460673
What about Manchester NEET or Gay Yorkshire?

>>53460755
would unironically love that, bet it's comfy af

>>53460606
>be yank
>come to /brit/
>get bantered beyond belief and mad as fuck
>"y-your banter is sh-shit!"

>>53460756
Why would sershlad commit suicide
His life was turning around

Also why would they have a suicide pact when they fell out