[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
/brit/
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International

Thread replies: 413
Thread images: 94
File: 925.jpg (108 KB, 800x1200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
925.jpg
108 KB, 800x1200
no longer monday edition
>>
sligo
>>
File: 1431019766712.jpg (8 KB, 136x222) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1431019766712.jpg
8 KB, 136x222
>JANNY
>>
maisie
>>
want to see shona again
>>
>>53453988
where is he?
did he lose his job?
>>
File: qwteruyu.jpg (19 KB, 280x280) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
qwteruyu.jpg
19 KB, 280x280
Emily
>>
I will take a shower. . .
. . . and emerge the same, shitty person I was before
>>
You must be an unbelievable pussy if you can't drink straight spirits. I have seen women drink vodka, tequila and whisky from the bottle.
>>
just finished watching 8 mile

it was aight
>>
>>53454008
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue ay i ay ay i ay ay i
>>
>>53454017
bet they were right rotters
>>
>>53454017
>I have seen women drink vodka, tequila and whisky from the bottle.
i too have seen the petite slag with the bottle picture
>>
File: 1444760584597.jpg (15 KB, 243x216) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1444760584597.jpg
15 KB, 243x216
>>53454014
cant change the colour of your skin lad
>>
File: 1444504424647.jpg (38 KB, 433x433) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1444504424647.jpg
38 KB, 433x433
>>53454017
>I have watched m'ladies from afar drink sweet delicious spirits from the bottle
>>
>people being imposters

welp i guess another long hiatus is due again.
>>
File: ky398.jpg (150 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ky398.jpg
150 KB, 1024x768
Kyary
>>
actually ive had an idea for an edit; how about doing one of these>>53453988 eh

surely you have some pics with the appropriate expressions and posture to use
>>
>>53454067
Knektor med proxy?
>>
File: 1435624830838.jpg (120 KB, 999x1000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1435624830838.jpg
120 KB, 999x1000
>I'm a stay at home dad
>I'm a house husband
>>
File: 5eb.jpg (21 KB, 480x600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
5eb.jpg
21 KB, 480x600
>suicide is wrong
>>
>>53454017
i used to be able to but it (mostly voddy) makes me gag now

too many nights where i went way overboard with it
>>
>>53454036
This song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87Gc3XLR18
>>
>talking to my vegan SJW friend about veganism
>ask how he feels about hunting because my dad used to live in the sticks of Alaska and wouldn't have survived without animals
>says hunting is bullshit, barbaric and unnecessary
>tell him it's a natural part of life and humans have always been hunters
>literally says "it's [the current year]"

I don't even hunt desu but jesus christ this level of delusion is incredible. Also, do hunters even exist in the UK? Serious question
>>
where the fuck did monday go
>>
Depression is just your mind playing tricks on you. All you have to do is snap out of it! :)

Live the life you love, love the life you live
>>
>>53454116
>do hunters even exist in the UK?

not really there's isn't' many places to hunt
>>
File: CHAT.gif (3 MB, 480x480) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CHAT.gif
3 MB, 480x480
>>53454080
walk on jap

walk on
>>
>>53454086
me on the left
>>
I've been a drug addict since I was 14 years old. I am now 30. I can still remember the first time I smoked marijuana. I brought the bong; my best friend brought the weed. I remember losing me memory, laughing a lot, losing track of time, and having red eyes that we sought to cover up with Visine. Did it feel good? No. Was it fun? Yes but it wasn't good fun. We basically acted like idiots for hours.

Fast forward 15 years and I've wasted probably close to literally £100,000 on drugs. One Hundred. Thousand. Pounds. I'm not exaggerating, I've done the math. Was it pleasurable at times? Yes, very much so. But did it feel good? No, never. Not once. Learning that pleasure does not equal good is something I've only learned very recently. People who say drugs feel "good" are lying or do not know the proper definition of good, by which I mean "that which is morally right; righteousness."
>>
>>53454116
has the it's 2015 guy said it's 2016 yet
>>
>>53454108
yes
>>
File: 1451384128132.jpg (55 KB, 553x496) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451384128132.jpg
55 KB, 553x496
>and then he said he was a nurse
>>
>>53454164
LOL
>>
File: 1439933903819.jpg (52 KB, 690x566) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1439933903819.jpg
52 KB, 690x566
>>53454164
>morally right
>>
>>53454164
DUDE
>>
>>53454097
I wish it were.
Just the thought that suicide can be acceptable because someone's life is such shit that it's not worth living brings me down.
>>
going for a shower will be back presently
>>
>>53454133
pls tell me that having no life just my mind playing tricks on me too
>>
>>53454081
Taken onboard

>>53454116
Only for sport and it's for wealthy people rather than povvos
>>
>>53454164
>Visine
>Math
JOY
>>
>>53454164
Drugs don't feel good. They feel dirty. I feel dirty, so dirty. Then there's the lies and deceit that go into maintaining a high. I've lied, cheated, and stolen to obtain drugs. I am so ashamed of myself, at times I cannot even look other people in the face. At times, I feel like Judas Iscariot, who robbed the treasury of the Lord before betraying Him. Trust me: this is not a good feeling. This is not a pleasurable feeling. It's a horrible feeling.

My thoughts had become utterly corrupt. All day I thought of violence, vice, and death - for, I was violent, and I was evil, and I was dead. I was a zombie (like The Cranberries song, "Zombie").
>>
>normies who think they are "depressed"

no
you just like green day
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGW-TgiEuo
>>
>>53454254
>Drugs don't feel good
this is a lie
>>
File: 1450302656086.png (250 KB, 400x464) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450302656086.png
250 KB, 400x464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec
>>
>>53454164
Good has no proper definition. Your own version has 'good' has just changed with time.
>>
>>53454303
good lad
>>
>>53454288
a blatant lie by someone in denial
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMWtWV9g-ts
>>
>>53454303
sick album 2bqh
>>
>>53454275
wot dae fook
>>
>tfw no baccy
guess i'll just go to sleep instead
>>
Solitude is better, sex is overrated, the intimacy is not worth the drama.

To any of the kissless virgin anons out there who may be reading along, do you have any idea of how much time you need to invest doing stupid shit, listening to stupid shit, dealing with stupid shit?

The phase where you're IN love (which is what has inspired so much art) is great beyond measure, no doubt, but it's fleeting and frail. It never lasts very long.

Then comes the real™ love, the one you have to go about stoically and "work" at every day. It's just not worth it to most people, which is exactly what you can read in modern divorce rates.
>>
>>53454448
LOL
>>
>>53454448
you can get sex without a relationship, it's not difficult
>>
>>53454448
Fuck that physical intimacy is the tits.

Nothing more stimulating, besides war.
>>
does plagarism apply to "seen" exams
>>
>Nothing more stimulating, besides war

[hat]
>>
File: mandy.jpg (23 KB, 600x800) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mandy.jpg
23 KB, 600x800
Rail or just pop em?
>>
>>53454426
straights eight quid a packet?
fuck that im on the baccy mate
(transmit)
>>
File: 1451483893381.jpg (260 KB, 906x1280) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451483893381.jpg
260 KB, 906x1280
gf just sent me this
>>
What's the most intimate you've ever been with a girl?
>>
i think this asian qt has stopped replying to me

might have to inquire her best friends when we go for dinner tonight haha
>>
Stayed at a friends house the other day and he had 4 eggs soaking in a bowl of cold water overnight. Does this do something or is he just mental
>>
>>53454641

Hugged whilst getting a kiss on the cheek
>>
>>53454672
He's preparing for when he brings a girl home
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but --
>*brandishes eggs*
>You do have to eat these
>>
>>53454672
It tells you whether they've gone bad
Why didn't you ask them?
>>
>>53454641
Came on her face
>>
>>53454641
7th grade

had this bird who was obsessed with me and every friday night we'd have a movie/cuddle night. She'd snuggle up to me and forced my hand down her pants a few times but I was too scared to do anything with her. Now I'm a 20 year old virgin NEET.

fuck lad
>>
>>53454641
Had a nurse wash my cock and wipe my arse
>>
>>53454715

he had gone to bed and i got up to get some water. Thanks senpai
>>
Just posting something depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuK17lSvDo
>>
>>53454641
She did the splits on my face, and dick.
>>
>>53454755
How do I do the same
>>
File: wink.gif (131 KB, 400x400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
wink.gif
131 KB, 400x400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06OP2PrPwUN
>>
How do I meet fellow acid heads?
>>
File: hng.gif (940 KB, 627x502) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hng.gif
940 KB, 627x502
>>53454821
I really wonder what that Cali broad looks like.
>>
>>53454840
erowid/bluelight/420chan
>>
>>53454787
What
>>
>>53454840
@ phat off ravez boiiii
>>
File: 1452535699181.jpg (105 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452535699181.jpg
105 KB, 1600x1200
>>53454861
2 eyes a nose and a mouth and a large mass below that with 4 extremities coming from that, the lower 2 slightly bowed

>>53454865
how do I get a nurse to wet my whistle? what were you in for
>>
>>53454755
Bit grim
>>
>>53454898
I had a stroke and couldn't function properly for a month
>>
File: 1449021413809s.jpg (1 KB, 125x112) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449021413809s.jpg
1 KB, 125x112
>he didn't go to an HMC school
>>
>>53454941
you what
>>
File: eyeroll.gif (180 KB, 250x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
eyeroll.gif
180 KB, 250x250
>>53454941
What age are you? grim that. Did she clean under your foreskin?
>>
>>53454941
this is fucking hot lad
>>
>>53454958
>>53454964
>>53454974
I was 15
and yeah she cleaned everywhere
>>
>>53454941
>>53454978
Wew lad
>>
>>53454978
was she cute? Did she wank you or suck you off?
>>
>>53454978

I guess NEET is better than cleaning arses
>>
File: just2.png (247 KB, 655x651) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
just2.png
247 KB, 655x651
>>53454978
how can you have a stroke at 15

cuhrayzee
>>
File: 913767523446.jpg (8 KB, 228x217) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
913767523446.jpg
8 KB, 228x217
>tfw my aunt somehow got a hold of a copy of my CV and handed it in at her work and now they want me to come in for an interview

i don't want to work for an exam board. what the fuck do those people even do
>>
>>53455025
mark exams

do it and ruin the dreams of those arrogant students
>>
>>53454974
Did you get hard?
>>
File: 1425792648385.png (285 KB, 972x938) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1425792648385.png
285 KB, 972x938
why is everything social so easy for normies
i didnt ask for this
>>
back from my shower however i am still naked
>>
File: 1452072287895.jpg (59 KB, 400x600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452072287895.jpg
59 KB, 400x600
>>53454898
How large of mass are we talking here?
>>
>>53455054
you can't, exam boards are pressured to pass retards because our government wants to make it look like our students are getting smarter
>>
>>53455005
Well there multiple nurses but the main one that looked after me was qt and went to the same school as me (obviously at different times)
And no as far as I'm aware I was never wanked off

>>53455017
Yeah I would think it would be

>>53455022
People have strokes young see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_Plaza
>>
how do i get warm feet
>>
>>53455091
About 5'7 from lowest mass to toppest mass weight approx 160
>>
>>53455025
You could slip /brit/-themed questions into exams and nobody would even know.

>If Kev drives to Dublin 6 times a week for 10 weeks per year, how many total trips does he make?
>>
>>53455115
you should have told her you are horny but can't jerk off properly
>>
>>53455132
kek
>>
File: tuck.png (13 KB, 426x364) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
tuck.png
13 KB, 426x364
nightlads

someone tuck me in? :3
>>
>>53455119
put htem on ise lol rekt
>>
>drug company tells me there isn't any side effects
>get side effects
>>
>>53455132
>analyse kev's use of tone and language in the following clip "cold out"
>>
been gone for a few hours. any new memes?
>>
File: 1427757703325.jpg (31 KB, 680x680) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1427757703325.jpg
31 KB, 680x680
>>53455167
*throws bucket of water over bed*
>>
File: smiley1gif.gif (131 KB, 200x200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
smiley1gif.gif
131 KB, 200x200
>tell myself I'm going to try the manual tugging foreskin """restoration""" method
>end up jerking off instead
>>
bit of a choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-3S3uwUU_Y
>>
erect
>>
>>53455167
*presses on your lower ribs with my fist until they begin to fracture under the pressure*
>>
>>53455146
I couldn't speak either m8
>>
File: dre.jpg (17 KB, 220x320) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dre.jpg
17 KB, 220x320
>>53455122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZgWrovjAAI
>>
northerners care too much about pride and the southerners are ignorant
>>
>>53455219
steel erector?
>>
>>53455215
hahaha you will never have a foreskin
>>
>>53455248
willy erecter
>>
>>53455167
*gives you a massive wet kiss on the forehead*

:3
>>
File: ROFL.gif (1 MB, 600x400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ROFL.gif
1 MB, 600x400
>>53455215
That's a good one

>>53455219
*twangs it to see how much bounce there is*

yep
>>
crying and i'm not even sad
>>
>>53455281
puberty lad, it happens
>>
>ywn be tugged off by a qt nurse

Why live
>>
>>53455215
Why would you want a foreskin as a Yank? Don't Yankettes hate them?
>>
>>53453954
Why do so many dutchies post on /brit/?
>>
File: image (51).jpg (71 KB, 720x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image (51).jpg
71 KB, 720x960
charlotte
>>
File: 8iAcigz.png (162 KB, 392x324) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
8iAcigz.png
162 KB, 392x324
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1281870/50-Cent-loses-stone-weight-Things-Fall-Apart-film-role.html

JUST
>>
>>53455289
Some one post that WebM of the literal retard in the wheelchair being wanked off by the nurse, the Jannys in bed he doesn't have to know.
>>
Is Princess Mononoke any good lads?
>>
>>53455287

I never randomly cried during puberty, you fucking bent mate?
>>
>>53455301
Not really. Some are surprised by it because they've never seen one but they don't hate them ime
>>
>>53455167
*turkey slaps you*
haha
>>
File: 1448930329052.jpg (71 KB, 525x956) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448930329052.jpg
71 KB, 525x956
>>53455340
Nah he's got a gf
>>
>>53455305
It's just caralad
>>
>>53455309
Call me gay or a nonce but I think big tits are obnoxious.
>>
>>53455239
Unironically just listened to the whole thing

ch00n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_2TE6C56Y
>>
File: 3670.jpg (31 KB, 278x280) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3670.jpg
31 KB, 278x280
>>53455330
>>
>>53455215
So? Have your wank and then tug mate
>>
>>53455353
Seriously who is this girl?
>>
File: 1446576834549.jpg (138 KB, 525x956) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446576834549.jpg
138 KB, 525x956
>>
>>53455375
His gf
>>
>>53455225
Convinced you'd enjoy Evangelion based almost entirely on your violent posts.
>>
>>53454426
>tfw 50g is almost empty
>>
File: 1448298823954.png (207 KB, 398x531) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448298823954.png
207 KB, 398x531
>Call me gay or a nonce but I think big tits are obnoxious.
>>
File: 1451872604787.gif (415 KB, 368x368) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451872604787.gif
415 KB, 368x368
>>53455301
>he has conceived in his mind the perception that my willeh shall ever be experienced by a female of the human
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>
>>53455388
Who's gf
>>
>>53455411
mine
>>
Just shaved my moustache and I reckon I've gone up 2 points lads
>>
need some ASMR please
>>
File: 1451536854513.jpg (30 KB, 583x584) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451536854513.jpg
30 KB, 583x584
>I reckon I've gone up 2 points lads
>>
>>53455419
Who are you
>>
>>53455428
what kind do you like?
>>
>>53455447
the guy who is her bf
>>
File: 1433122441415.jpg (91 KB, 800x763) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1433122441415.jpg
91 KB, 800x763
>>
File: 1200.jpg (121 KB, 1200x675) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1200.jpg
121 KB, 1200x675
>>53454303
Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.
She's a poor man's rich girl
and she'll do it for a song.
She's a rich man stealer
but her favour's good and strong:
She's the Robin Hood of Highgate --
helps the poor man get along.
>>
>>53455455

young girls
>>
>>53455447
He is the one who has three scimitars
>>
Thinking about joining a gym lads
Any advice about not getting a boner watching the qts work out?
>>
File: 1445782540324.jpg (25 KB, 240x320) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445782540324.jpg
25 KB, 240x320
>>53455492
>>
How do you get into ASMR lads? Watched a few videos but I just don't get it. :(
>>
getting a gun lads
>>
>ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>
>>53455522
Always have a pre-workout wank
>>
File: 1450721713439.jpg (380 KB, 1920x1026) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450721713439.jpg
380 KB, 1920x1026
>>53455492
>>
>>53455522
staple your foreskin to your thigh
>>
I would like to have sex with sophie Turner lads
>>
>>53455390
dont do that

mention anime i mean

i know you watch it, but id rather not be reminded of the fact

i like to pretend you dont but posts like these spoil the illusion. and that isnt good because i unconditionally dislike all those who follow it
>>
>>53455579
maisie
>>
File: salsa5.jpg (299 KB, 830x1070) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
salsa5.jpg
299 KB, 830x1070
>>53455579
Good lad
>>
>>53455542
already got 2

*does a mean pose with the cannons*
tsaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>
File: finger.webm (2 MB, 640x344) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
finger.webm
2 MB, 640x344
need maisie to suck my fingers
>>
got my license lads

my days of NEETdom are coming to a close
>>
File: image.jpg (55 KB, 586x449) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
55 KB, 586x449
>>
love tims response
https://youtu.be/TN2Dw94VIkE?t=6m39s
>>
lads
>>53455334
>>
File: blink.gif (41 KB, 250x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
blink.gif
41 KB, 250x250
>>53455628
Need her to suck my *whistles with a quick inclination up then down*
>>
>>53455580
Pacific Rim is unironically more of an anime than Evangelion is.
>>
There is but one God and his name is _________
>>
>>53455334
porco rosso is better
>>
>>53455619
I thought guns were tightly controlled over there
>>
>>53455680
David Bowie
>>
>>53455675
stop talking at me before i go absolutely loco
>>
>extra flags
FONT
>>
>>53455687
evidently not
*lets you witness the full definition of my tris*
>>
>>53455700
this
>>
>>53455680
Death

I know I've heard this sampled in a DnB track but now I can't put my finger on it
>>
>>53455709
this
>>
File: 1450463880317.jpg (51 KB, 468x423) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450463880317.jpg
51 KB, 468x423
unironically listening to some Rage Against the Machine
>>
>>53455727
Paul Ryan's favourite band
>>
reminder that frequenting an anonymous imageboard will only hinder your ability to form an identity and you will remain a boring, confused person in the adult world
>>
File: hahahahha.gif (498 KB, 400x400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hahahahha.gif
498 KB, 400x400
ME IRL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
https://youtu.be/5OERYl6jU1U
>>
File: 1451536307214.jpg (128 KB, 960x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451536307214.jpg
128 KB, 960x960
>reminder that frequenting an anonymous imageboard will only hinder your ability to form an identity and you will remain a boring, confused person in the adult world
>>
File: 00383.jpg (39 KB, 634x364) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
00383.jpg
39 KB, 634x364
50 cent's looking good
>>
http://www.xvideos.com/video16992741/riding_a_nerd_playing_lol

baka
>>
goodnight Britain
>>
>>53455758
the adult world is shit tho
>>
>>53455702
I have watched the K-On movie but I haven't seen the new Star Wars or the original trilogy.
>>
>>53455309
absolutely halal
>>
15
just awful runt post get out of my fucking sight DO NOT speak
>>
can i get a reply
>>
balls smell a bit sour lads
>>
@53455868
no
>>
>>53455786
What happened?
>>
>>53455721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbUPYEKLjts

FOUND IT
>>
>>53455882
He accidentally lost 4 stone
>>
>>53455794
Like I care what a canadian thinks.
>>
>>53455789
Me on the chair
>>
>>53455309
must literally every girl have narcissistic personality disorder?
>>
>>53455789
http://www.xvideos.com/video14545447/sexy_teen_gamer_girl_fucks_herself_with_controller_-_wetslutcams.com
>>
>>53455904
How?
How much does he weigh now
>>
should i get a student loan just to buy a gaming pc?
>>
File: jajajaja.gif (3 MB, 297x229) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
jajajaja.gif
3 MB, 297x229
>>
>>53455931
She'd be so fit with long hair :(
>>
dove la metropoli incontra i tropici e tra le luci diventiamo quasi microscopici
>>
the girl that i have my eye on at work is slowly starting to talk to me even more despite my autismo


i just need to hit the point of no return with her. the point where we get into a conversation thats longer than 30 seconds of joking around and we have an actual chat. that would be game changing
>>
>>53455954
Yes lad
>>
>>53455954
don't be so irresponsible
spend it on drugs like a normal person
>>
>>53455906
you're gonna care what i think when i marry your mom and become your new dad you little fag
>>
File: le dubs man.webm (1 MB, 959x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
le dubs man.webm
1 MB, 959x720
>>
File: 00384.jpg (52 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
00384.jpg
52 KB, 1280x720
>>53455948
11.4st
>>
>>53456024
And he's bankrupt
>>
File: 1432259490310.jpg (68 KB, 700x700) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1432259490310.jpg
68 KB, 700x700
>>53456018
>you will never be as handsome as Christian Bale
>>
File: 1452202592131.jpg (128 KB, 840x420) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452202592131.jpg
128 KB, 840x420
>>
>>53456024
haha sweet i'm gonna go on /tv/ and look at all the JUST memes for him, love that meme xD
>>
>>53456024
That's more than me
>>
>>53455868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08r9oDmPRDc
>>
>>53456090
love your accent
>>
wait, did the rest of /int/ actually fall for the cuckold fetish meme?

i know some of the autists on /brit/ fell for the yellow fever meme but cuckoldry seems a bit too far
>>
File: 00385.jpg (126 KB, 568x708) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
00385.jpg
126 KB, 568x708
>>53456044
>>
File: cringe-2-750x320.png (370 KB, 750x320) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cringe-2-750x320.png
370 KB, 750x320
>>53456046
stop replying to me
>>
>>53456001
this
>>
Is 65 kilograms a healthy weight?
>>
>>53456090
Now just a minute hombre, there's no need for a scuffle. Why don't you calm down and play a nice game of horseshoes? Later I reckon there'll be some boot scootin' too.
>>
@53456144
alright sorry :)
>>
>>53456180
if you're 14 yes
>>
>>53456180
if youre 5ft then probably yes
>>
File: 1428111835796.jpg (92 KB, 374x363) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1428111835796.jpg
92 KB, 374x363
>>53456018
want to skin off his fave and wear it as a nappy
>>
>>53456090
you sound like you get booted a lot if you know what I mean ;)
>>
>>53456180
if you're about 4 foot tall yeah
>>
alri lads
>>
File: cia.jpg (37 KB, 615x409) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cia.jpg
37 KB, 615x409
>>53456071
but he's a big guy
>>
>>53456197
>>53456207
>>53456217

I'm 18 and 6ft 3
>>
>>53456229
for whom?
>>
File: ff.png (991 KB, 1440x1717) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ff.png
991 KB, 1440x1717
What's the point of having a non-white friend if you have to treat them with kid gloves?
>>
>>53456227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4
>>
>>53456234
could literally blow you over and i'm not even a wolf
>>
>>53456234
then no, it definitely is not a healthy weight
>>
>>53456227
Alri m8
How are ya?
>>
File: DavidThewlis.jpg (94 KB, 580x344) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
DavidThewlis.jpg
94 KB, 580x344
Post your ideal beard
>>
>>53456248
>>53456250
So what is a healthy weight?
>>
File: 2398070723489.gif (396 KB, 300x162) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2398070723489.gif
396 KB, 300x162
>>53456234
>>
File: 2amchilli.jpg (711 KB, 476x9300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2amchilli.jpg
711 KB, 476x9300
Making some chilli lads haha
>>
I keep seeing myself in great places a couple years down the road, but I remember I'm alone in my room and don't have any friends. That's the trend and I have no reason to believe it will change any time soon.
>>
>>53456273
150kg pure stam no str
>>
File: just50.jpg (546 KB, 1290x1424) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
just50.jpg
546 KB, 1290x1424
>>53456136
>>
>>53456252

breddy drunk and depressed

wbu u lad, wot u up 2 ?
>>
File: drake.png (199 KB, 800x600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
drake.png
199 KB, 800x600
>kg
>cm
>stone
>>
>>53456265
>>
File: 0092.png (380 KB, 554x555) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
0092.png
380 KB, 554x555
>>53456265
>>
>>53456291
who the fuck would do all this at 2am when you can have shite food instantly instead
>>
>>53456302
cec
>>
>>53456291
>someone cared enough about some shitty bowl of chilli to make that comic
>>
>>53456292
hmmm
>>
>>53456273
about 80
>>
>>53456302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>
>>53456291

That's a lot of work for "2am chili"
>>
File: 1445810196116.jpg (62 KB, 847x820) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445810196116.jpg
62 KB, 847x820
>>53456316
hair included?
>>
>>53456291
jelly tb quite honest
>>
>>53456265
>>
File: 81.png (75 KB, 800x648) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
81.png
75 KB, 800x648
>>53456369
>>
How much would you pay for a blow job from your waifu lads? I pay around 20 grand
>>
>>53456308
Sounds like a good night desu
I'm about to head over to the store for new undies and wine
>>
>>53456291
1) this is literally reddit
2) the idiot throws away McCormick chili seasoning only to replace it with McCormick seasoning
>>
>>53456350
>>53456371
>>53456368

FOY
>>
File: Maisieeyes.jpg (48 KB, 768x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Maisieeyes.jpg
48 KB, 768x1024
>>53456265

My parents wouldnt suspect a thing
>>
Doing a bored in bed
>>
>>53456292
go make friends, having a good social life is one of the best lifehacks there is.

>start doing those things that you think can "take you places"
>meet a lot of people in that field or people who do things related to that field
>make some good friends in the process
>>
File: nIM055n.jpg (75 KB, 435x580) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
nIM055n.jpg
75 KB, 435x580
>Sounds like a good night desu
>I'm about to head over to the store for new undies and wine
>>
>>53456343
>>53456367
Fuck lads i've made a mistake that article was 4 years old hahahah sorry oops he doesn't look like that anymore
>>
>Children often come into school "unkempt and unclean". Some are not yet toilet-trained, even at age seven. And many arrive traumatised.

>At the next school I visit I'm told about a child who recently arrived with cut feet, stabbed by his father when he resisted having his toenails clipped.

>Among their parents, two major problems are unemployment and domestic violence.
>On some estates a third of working-age people are claiming out-of-work benefits
>While, as local MP George Eustice tells me: "Domestic violence is the number one issue for the police right now."

>Another woman I interview traces domestic violence back to addiction. Becky has had five children taken into care, and is expecting a sixth. She is optimistic about her baby's prospects, however, because she is now with a new partner who, unlike her previous one, is not violent. Why is domestic violence prevalent in the area? "Partners are either raging alcoholics or speed freaks."

Guess the county.
>>
>>53456449
wasnt it for a film
>>
File: 1424647045062.jpg (105 KB, 683x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1424647045062.jpg
105 KB, 683x1024
>>53456265
>>
>>53456474
Scotland
>>
>>53456474
ireland
>>
>>53456474
Cornwall
>>
>>53456397
r u grill

SO AM I XDDDDD how is your period going ?? x3
>>
>>53456265
>>
>>53456474
the north
>>
>>53456474
>local MP
cornwall
>>
File: 798795262976.gif (2 MB, 230x175) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
798795262976.gif
2 MB, 230x175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv2ABfme1x4
>>
File: 304303-yingluck.jpg (51 KB, 436x482) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
304303-yingluck.jpg
51 KB, 436x482
>Get call from ISP before new year
>Wahey! We're gonna double your internet speed for free! Be there on the 12th of Jan fa
>>
File: 4B9QcL7.png (30 KB, 482x311) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
4B9QcL7.png
30 KB, 482x311
lol
>>
>>53456506
Yes but you googled it and you are a filthy cheat.
>>
File: 1452187088003.jpg (85 KB, 754x595) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452187088003.jpg
85 KB, 754x595
>>53456533
>asians trying to look hard and rap
>>
>>53456564
No I just read about that before
>>
>>53456573
Guarantee if you squared up to one of them the rest would pull out their phones and keep their heads down or try and pull their mate out of there

little weak yellow man
>>
File: leung6final.jpg (432 KB, 800x1200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
leung6final.jpg
432 KB, 800x1200
>>
File: hmm.jpg (64 KB, 530x800) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hmm.jpg
64 KB, 530x800
>>53456506
>>53456530
>>53456564
>>
>>53456610
AYY

LMAO
M
A
O
>>
>>53456606
It'd be like a tyranid swarm I think actually, there's so many of them they'd just pile on you
>>
File: 1452565518497.jpg (20 KB, 394x667) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452565518497.jpg
20 KB, 394x667
Always wondered why the hole in my toilet is so tiny
>>
>>53456651
cornwall
>>
>>53456644
Doubt it mate they'd be trying to pull their mate away shouting no fight no fight in their lingo

chinks are the biggest cucks I've ever had the mispleasure of meeting, the little trendy chink couples in town I always make a point of staring at their girls arses and they just walk past with the head down trying to pretend they didnt notice. They will do anything to avoid conflict
>>
>>53456651
>no seat
Northerners everyone
>>
>>53456533
>See Thai gangsters crowded around a smoking area.
>Rock up to them and spark up a fag
>not even fussed
Wouldn't do this if it was a load of chavs in the UK or something
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzv-vXFptcg
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XduDWuearM
Choon
>>
File: cranston2.jpg (29 KB, 594x414) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cranston2.jpg
29 KB, 594x414
>why yes i did spend all day posting on social media about david bowie despite hardly mentioning him before
>>
>>53456621
If you could get yourself that independence you're always whinging about and disassociate yourself with the rest of the Southwest, that would be great.
>>
got a glock in rari 17 shots no 38

night lads x
>>
yeah

galo sengen
>>
>>53456533
>you will never have a bad bitch asian gf
>>
>>53456706
thats because you're british and probably a foot taller than them
>>
>>53456708
trying too hard to be a black american the music video
>>
>>53456708
Me with the cream on
>>
>>53456710
at least try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYxC8DADFyM
>>
Might watch drugs inc
>>
New thread

>>53455736
>>53455736
>>53455736
>>
>>53456706
i've legitimately never had a bad experience with chavs. i've walked up to gangs of them that hang out at bus stops and maccy d's and asked for a light, and stopped and chatted multiple times. you'd be surprised how friendly 99% of people are when you approach them and be friendly.

the people who get abuse are the ones who put their hoods up and try to avoid eye contact with them
>>
>>53456771
was going to japan to become a prostitute your secret plan? i do remember you looking up those """host""" clubs a while ago
>>
As an American, I admire the English during World War II. Perhaps the most courageous people ever. Germany bombed the shit out of them and those people stood tall. It's not foolish to say that if it wasn't for England, we would be clicking our heels today and saying pledges to the Nazi flag
>>
Bit dead isn't it haha
>>
>>53456748
Thai people aren't really all that short, maybe a bit shorter on average but it's not uncommon to see 6ft+ Thais at all.

In fact the tallest guy in the world who died recently was Thai.
>>
>>53456804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2sEBKaV9w4
>>
averaging 4 hours sleep a night lads
>>
The tenets of Fascism are strikingly similar to the tenets of the Tories and UKIP. And in this land of the bedroom tax, no legal aid, foodbanks and people being turned away from them, hunger, even starvation, the disabled having their social security taxed, the Independent Living Fund being abolished etc I genuinely wonder what the world wars were fought for. The poorest and most vulnerable are being attacked and scapegoated by the ruling class along with asylum seekers, who are described in the Sun as "cockroaches" and compared to rats (which is what the Nazis did to the Jews). Infact the first people targeted by the Nazis were the disabled and so-called 'undesirables' who were seen as not fit to live and a burden on society. We now have a society where if you can't find work, you are forced to work for no pay- that may aswell be Fascism.
Capitalism is on it's arse, especially neo-liberalism and because of neo-liberalism- it has nothing to offer us anymore. We need to replace it with something better, before it takes us with it- unfortunately people insist on propping it up and believing all the ruling class propaganda. The tabloid divide and rule, scapegoating crap. The situation is dire and people are most uninformed and uneducated- which is exactly what the ruling class want because it suits their parasitic, greedy, nefarious interests.
>>
>>53456814
I haven't either really tbf, but still you just feel as if they're more likely to start something.
>>
>>53456955
HAHAH CLASSIC YOONY

FRRRREEEESSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
File: 20150824_020453.jpg (3 MB, 5312x2988) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
20150824_020453.jpg
3 MB, 5312x2988
r8 my supple young white english body
>>
>>53456959
>We now have a society where if you can't find work, you are forced to work for no pay-

Hmm
>>
>>53456858
Reckon I could rake it in if I found the right niche.
>>
>>53457012
breath out now la haha
>>
>>53457025
You'd probably need to mud wrestle with an octopus whilst singing rule Britannia or something
>>
crazy how much america has really taken over the world

our products are everywhere. our movies are fucking everywhere. our celebrities are the most famous.

just mind blowing really. you cant avoid being americanized.

brits are starting to use american slang more often.

everyone has iphones and uses tinder and facebook and a bunch of other american things
>>
>>53457025
just going to assume/hope this is banter

hahahaha good one! you'll make a killing! hahaha!!
>>
>>53457024
to be honest its just a comment on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-A3Mkj0qXc&spfreload=10

I don't actually have any understanding of the British welfare system
>>
Gonna snort a load of speed before my exam tomorrow
>>
>>53457081
>>53456977
>>
>>53457055
>>everyone has iphones
speak for yourself fat fuck
>>
>>53457081
Is that actually going to make you focus or just have you bouncing up and down in your seat?
>>
fuck me pistachios are shite here compared to tali
>>
>>53457055
>our celebrities are the most famous.
>>
runts at job centre are telling me I'm supposed to be on 'work for the dole' despite already having a job and on student payments

I'm going to print off proof of work and cram it down their throats tbf
>>
File: 1452043848596.jpg (38 KB, 480x640) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452043848596.jpg
38 KB, 480x640
>That's right, I go to university
>>
>talking to Russian qt
>"do you have vK?"
>>
>>53457060
Curry can confirm that I am devilishly handsome.

>>53457050
It's all about charm and compliments at the host clubs. I'll tell them I'm Benedict Cumberbatch.
>>
>>53457099
its far and away the most commonly purchased phone in the UK

mcdonalds, KFC, dominos, starbucks, and pizza hut are all top 10 for chain restaurant revenue.
>>
>>53457104
I'm just gonna want to get up and jump around and do weird stuff desu, I won't be able to sit in silence for 2 hours

Might just do a tiny line instead
>>
>>53457179
getting desperately worried this isnt a gimmick; you watch anime so literally any delusion is possible
>>
>>53457179
Better start learning nihongo then fa
>>
which skins girl would you most like to bang?
>>
lmao who the fuck is the most current celebrity that was born and currently lives in england? that fat hack gervais?
>>
>>53457187
thats because we're literally america by now m8
>>
File: 648.jpg (99 KB, 1836x1080) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
648.jpg
99 KB, 1836x1080
schway cvvn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU4nEOYisCs
>>
>>53457241
rude
>>
>>53457240
the blondie suicidal one

got a huge throbber when she said to sid you can use me now im just going to sleep or something along those lines
>>
>>53457241
any british person who gets famous in america automatically moves there since your income taxes are far lower
>>
>>53457232
Already on it 'tomodachi' ;)))))

>>53457257
>Solar Fields
My opinion of your musical taste just got deeply confused in a good way
>>
>>53457298
fedora
>>
>>53457302
Ganbatte yo!

You're lucky they have Romanji, makes the whole thing a lot easier imo
>>
This poor bitch won't stop asking me to front him weed how do I get him to fuck off /brit/?
>>
>>53457337
front him an 8th of an ounce then when he fucks up refuse to do it again. problem solved. but then again he might be good for it how do you know
>>
>>53457302
pretty sure ive posted that one before sometime boylet
>>
>>53457337
give him some oregano
>>
>>53457337
FOYC
>>
>>53457370
this + make him do something, like for example do you need anything from the shops etc.?

You can have a guy to do shit for you and he's still paying, just a bit later. If he doesn't pay, just don't tick him again.
>>
File: 1448232388238.png (610 KB, 900x900) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448232388238.png
610 KB, 900x900
mums playing 'life on mars' on the stereo system
>>
>>53457337
Get him hooked on heroine and ruin his life
>>
File: 1438639206395.jpg (247 KB, 1024x744) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1438639206395.jpg
247 KB, 1024x744
>>53457414
bet she is having a gin and tonic too i bet haha
>>
>>53457370
He's always good for it I just cba to walk out into my driveway to hand it to him and deal with that stupid small talk
>>53457413
Not a bad idea
>>
File: 1452540702903.jpg (610 KB, 1680x1050) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452540702903.jpg
610 KB, 1680x1050
>>
fuckin hate yanks tBh

glad i have a british accent and watch footy and peep show and only talk about british things
>>
>>53457455
a favour for a favour fa
>>
>>53457475
Are you the yank who grew up in the UK

If so I hope you know you're not shit
>>
>>53457334
Good point. Went to type 'kabkunkrap' or whatever and realised how helpful it is.

>>53457371
I do recognise the picture now that you mention it. Well, good lad anyway. Have you listened to the Mirror's Edge ost? Fav track:
https://youtu.be/2OgAilvLkFk
>>
>Because the base hourly wage is usually extremely low, almost any man can become a host regardless of looks or charisma. However, hosts who cannot increase their sales usually drop out very soon, because of the minimal wage. The environment in a host bar is usually very competitive, with tens of thousands of dollars sometimes offered to the host who can achieve the highest sales.

actually lmaoed out loud

ky dont tell me youve been taken in by this i mean what are you thinking sincerely
>>
File: 1443090355168.jpg (34 KB, 500x295) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1443090355168.jpg
34 KB, 500x295
What went wrong lads?
>>
wish i lived in the 1890's london and killed hookers tbH
>>
>>53457475
>>53457502
>still no vocaroo

go away little yanks
>>
>>53457240
Pizza hut
>>
yank and proud desu lads
>>
>>53457529
Was from yorkshire init
>>
File: 23523452354.jpg (3 MB, 3993x4288) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
23523452354.jpg
3 MB, 3993x4288
>>53457512
yeh im a fan of mirrors edge tbqh
>>
File: 1451961725701.png (284 KB, 495x337) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451961725701.png
284 KB, 495x337
>yeh im a fan of mirrors edge tbqh
>>
>>53457521
>tens of thousands of dollars

What are YOU thinking? Plus if I'm the only English host in Tokyo I'll probably get put on TV for an interview on a variety show and maybe Kyary will be on the same episode and I can talk to her backstage and get her number and marry her.

>>53457571
More good news. My favourite game depending on my mood.
>>
What's the best site to find a gf on?
>>
File: 1452043853419.jpg (331 KB, 768x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452043853419.jpg
331 KB, 768x1024
>What are YOU thinking? Plus if I'm the only English host in Tokyo I'll probably get put on TV for an interview on a variety show and maybe Kyary will be on the same episode and I can talk to her backstage and get her number and marry her.
>>53457616
normiebook
>>
Doing an imagine fingering maisie williams sopping wet fanny squelch squelch squelch
>>
>>53457512
Yeah transliterations in Thai simply don't work, there's no standard, at all. One person might write one thing completely different to another. Also writing the sounds of certain Thai words in English just doesn't work, we just don't have the correct sounds in our alphabet.
>>
>>53457605
a very sound philosophy indeed

excellent plan; skillfully devised, eruditely explained
>>
>>53457616
Interpals
>>
>>53457650
is she all hairy?
>>
>>53457637
Facebook is for people you already know right?
>>
File: 1436138298972.gif (2 MB, 270x200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1436138298972.gif
2 MB, 270x200
>>53457650
>>
>>53457616
ur mums facey b
>>
>>53457681
>he doesnt know anyone
mate, you need social status for girls if you aint got wealth or looks
>>
got a job with scotland yard as a shariah law officer
>>
>>53457676
Like a plucked chicken
>>
>>53457657
Not sure if I should bring a printout of /brit/ to demonstrate my devotion.
>>
should women be able to vote
>>
>>53457721
this

if you dont have friends youre not going to get a gf not on your nelly you wont
>>
>>53457739
>plucked chicken
goosebumps and all?
>>
>>53457729
and they said that degree from Hamburger university was going to be usless
>>
watching clips of london in the 1800's. What pride you lot had your country, what a strong beautiful identity there was

Honestly a shame to see it go. I never really got to experience the beauty that was the british kingdom

Now its a blur of pakis and the english themselves prefer paki food over their own.

The flag itself causes controversy
>>
>>53457764
You betcha
>>
>>53457670
Is this site good?

>>53457721
I mean Facebook is just for finding people you know not for finding gfs right?
>>
>>53457748
>https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/kyary/page/1/
>805 results found

i think thats a capital idea
>>
>>53457848

>>53457848

>>53457848
>>
>>53457828
>Alright any lads at kyary pamyu pamyu were outside on the tables I'm wearing grey hoody and ginger hair, he's tall with glasses, come on lads

Precious memories ;_;
Thread replies: 413
Thread images: 94
Thread DB ID: 428172



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the shown content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content, then use the post's [Report] link! If a post is not removed within 24h contact me at [email protected] with the post's information.