>I have watched m'ladies from afar drink sweet delicious spirits from the bottle
>talking to my vegan SJW friend about veganism
>ask how he feels about hunting because my dad used to live in the sticks of Alaska and wouldn't have survived without animals
>says hunting is bullshit, barbaric and unnecessary
>tell him it's a natural part of life and humans have always been hunters
>literally says "it's [the current year]"
I don't even hunt desu but jesus christ this level of delusion is incredible. Also, do hunters even exist in the UK? Serious question
I've been a drug addict since I was 14 years old. I am now 30. I can still remember the first time I smoked marijuana. I brought the bong; my best friend brought the weed. I remember losing me memory, laughing a lot, losing track of time, and having red eyes that we sought to cover up with Visine. Did it feel good? No. Was it fun? Yes but it wasn't good fun. We basically acted like idiots for hours.
Fast forward 15 years and I've wasted probably close to literally £100,000 on drugs. One Hundred. Thousand. Pounds. I'm not exaggerating, I've done the math. Was it pleasurable at times? Yes, very much so. But did it feel good? No, never. Not once. Learning that pleasure does not equal good is something I've only learned very recently. People who say drugs feel "good" are lying or do not know the proper definition of good, by which I mean "that which is morally right; righteousness."
Drugs don't feel good. They feel dirty. I feel dirty, so dirty. Then there's the lies and deceit that go into maintaining a high. I've lied, cheated, and stolen to obtain drugs. I am so ashamed of myself, at times I cannot even look other people in the face. At times, I feel like Judas Iscariot, who robbed the treasury of the Lord before betraying Him. Trust me: this is not a good feeling. This is not a pleasurable feeling. It's a horrible feeling.
My thoughts had become utterly corrupt. All day I thought of violence, vice, and death - for, I was violent, and I was evil, and I was dead. I was a zombie (like The Cranberries song, "Zombie").
Solitude is better, sex is overrated, the intimacy is not worth the drama.
To any of the kissless virgin anons out there who may be reading along, do you have any idea of how much time you need to invest doing stupid shit, listening to stupid shit, dealing with stupid shit?
The phase where you're IN love (which is what has inspired so much art) is great beyond measure, no doubt, but it's fleeting and frail. It never lasts very long.
Then comes the real™ love, the one you have to go about stoically and "work" at every day. It's just not worth it to most people, which is exactly what you can read in modern divorce rates.
had this bird who was obsessed with me and every friday night we'd have a movie/cuddle night. She'd snuggle up to me and forced my hand down her pants a few times but I was too scared to do anything with her. Now I'm a 20 year old virgin NEET.
I really wonder what that Cali broad looks like.
2 eyes a nose and a mouth and a large mass below that with 4 extremities coming from that, the lower 2 slightly bowed
how do I get a nurse to wet my whistle? what were you in for
What age are you? grim that. Did she clean under your foreskin?
>tfw my aunt somehow got a hold of a copy of my CV and handed it in at her work and now they want me to come in for an interview
i don't want to work for an exam board. what the fuck do those people even do
why is everything social so easy for normies
i didnt ask for this
Well there multiple nurses but the main one that looked after me was qt and went to the same school as me (obviously at different times)
And no as far as I'm aware I was never wanked off
Yeah I would think it would be
People have strokes young see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_Plaza
>tell myself I'm going to try the manual tugging foreskin """restoration""" method
>end up jerking off instead
That's a good one
*twangs it to see how much bounce there is*
>Call me gay or a nonce but I think big tits are obnoxious.
>he has conceived in his mind the perception that my willeh shall ever be experienced by a female of the human
Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.
She's a poor man's rich girl
and she'll do it for a song.
She's a rich man stealer
but her favour's good and strong:
She's the Robin Hood of Highgate --
helps the poor man get along.
dont do that
mention anime i mean
i know you watch it, but id rather not be reminded of the fact
i like to pretend you dont but posts like these spoil the illusion. and that isnt good because i unconditionally dislike all those who follow it
Need her to suck my *whistles with a quick inclination up then down*
unironically listening to some Rage Against the Machine
>reminder that frequenting an anonymous imageboard will only hinder your ability to form an identity and you will remain a boring, confused person in the adult world
the girl that i have my eye on at work is slowly starting to talk to me even more despite my autismo
i just need to hit the point of no return with her. the point where we get into a conversation thats longer than 30 seconds of joking around and we have an actual chat. that would be game changing
>you will never be as handsome as Christian Bale
want to skin off his fave and wear it as a nappy
What's the point of having a non-white friend if you have to treat them with kid gloves?
I keep seeing myself in great places a couple years down the road, but I remember I'm alone in my room and don't have any friends. That's the trend and I have no reason to believe it will change any time soon.
go make friends, having a good social life is one of the best lifehacks there is.
>start doing those things that you think can "take you places"
>meet a lot of people in that field or people who do things related to that field
>make some good friends in the process
>Sounds like a good night desu
>I'm about to head over to the store for new undies and wine
>Children often come into school "unkempt and unclean". Some are not yet toilet-trained, even at age seven. And many arrive traumatised.
>At the next school I visit I'm told about a child who recently arrived with cut feet, stabbed by his father when he resisted having his toenails clipped.
>Among their parents, two major problems are unemployment and domestic violence.
>On some estates a third of working-age people are claiming out-of-work benefits
>While, as local MP George Eustice tells me: "Domestic violence is the number one issue for the police right now."
>Another woman I interview traces domestic violence back to addiction. Becky has had five children taken into care, and is expecting a sixth. She is optimistic about her baby's prospects, however, because she is now with a new partner who, unlike her previous one, is not violent. Why is domestic violence prevalent in the area? "Partners are either raging alcoholics or speed freaks."
Guess the county.
>Get call from ISP before new year
>Wahey! We're gonna double your internet speed for free! Be there on the 12th of Jan fa
Always wondered why the hole in my toilet is so tiny
Doubt it mate they'd be trying to pull their mate away shouting no fight no fight in their lingo
chinks are the biggest cucks I've ever had the mispleasure of meeting, the little trendy chink couples in town I always make a point of staring at their girls arses and they just walk past with the head down trying to pretend they didnt notice. They will do anything to avoid conflict
>why yes i did spend all day posting on social media about david bowie despite hardly mentioning him before
i've legitimately never had a bad experience with chavs. i've walked up to gangs of them that hang out at bus stops and maccy d's and asked for a light, and stopped and chatted multiple times. you'd be surprised how friendly 99% of people are when you approach them and be friendly.
the people who get abuse are the ones who put their hoods up and try to avoid eye contact with them
As an American, I admire the English during World War II. Perhaps the most courageous people ever. Germany bombed the shit out of them and those people stood tall. It's not foolish to say that if it wasn't for England, we would be clicking our heels today and saying pledges to the Nazi flag
Thai people aren't really all that short, maybe a bit shorter on average but it's not uncommon to see 6ft+ Thais at all.
In fact the tallest guy in the world who died recently was Thai.
The tenets of Fascism are strikingly similar to the tenets of the Tories and UKIP. And in this land of the bedroom tax, no legal aid, foodbanks and people being turned away from them, hunger, even starvation, the disabled having their social security taxed, the Independent Living Fund being abolished etc I genuinely wonder what the world wars were fought for. The poorest and most vulnerable are being attacked and scapegoated by the ruling class along with asylum seekers, who are described in the Sun as "cockroaches" and compared to rats (which is what the Nazis did to the Jews). Infact the first people targeted by the Nazis were the disabled and so-called 'undesirables' who were seen as not fit to live and a burden on society. We now have a society where if you can't find work, you are forced to work for no pay- that may aswell be Fascism.
Capitalism is on it's arse, especially neo-liberalism and because of neo-liberalism- it has nothing to offer us anymore. We need to replace it with something better, before it takes us with it- unfortunately people insist on propping it up and believing all the ruling class propaganda. The tabloid divide and rule, scapegoating crap. The situation is dire and people are most uninformed and uneducated- which is exactly what the ruling class want because it suits their parasitic, greedy, nefarious interests.
crazy how much america has really taken over the world
our products are everywhere. our movies are fucking everywhere. our celebrities are the most famous.
just mind blowing really. you cant avoid being americanized.
brits are starting to use american slang more often.
everyone has iphones and uses tinder and facebook and a bunch of other american things
>our celebrities are the most famous.
runts at job centre are telling me I'm supposed to be on 'work for the dole' despite already having a job and on student payments
I'm going to print off proof of work and cram it down their throats tbf
this + make him do something, like for example do you need anything from the shops etc.?
You can have a guy to do shit for you and he's still paying, just a bit later. If he doesn't pay, just don't tick him again.
mums playing 'life on mars' on the stereo system
bet she is having a gin and tonic too i bet haha
Good point. Went to type 'kabkunkrap' or whatever and realised how helpful it is.
I do recognise the picture now that you mention it. Well, good lad anyway. Have you listened to the Mirror's Edge ost? Fav track:
>Because the base hourly wage is usually extremely low, almost any man can become a host regardless of looks or charisma. However, hosts who cannot increase their sales usually drop out very soon, because of the minimal wage. The environment in a host bar is usually very competitive, with tens of thousands of dollars sometimes offered to the host who can achieve the highest sales.
actually lmaoed out loud
ky dont tell me youve been taken in by this i mean what are you thinking sincerely
>tens of thousands of dollars
What are YOU thinking? Plus if I'm the only English host in Tokyo I'll probably get put on TV for an interview on a variety show and maybe Kyary will be on the same episode and I can talk to her backstage and get her number and marry her.
More good news. My favourite game depending on my mood.
>What are YOU thinking? Plus if I'm the only English host in Tokyo I'll probably get put on TV for an interview on a variety show and maybe Kyary will be on the same episode and I can talk to her backstage and get her number and marry her.
Yeah transliterations in Thai simply don't work, there's no standard, at all. One person might write one thing completely different to another. Also writing the sounds of certain Thai words in English just doesn't work, we just don't have the correct sounds in our alphabet.
and they said that degree from Hamburger university was going to be usless
watching clips of london in the 1800's. What pride you lot had your country, what a strong beautiful identity there was
Honestly a shame to see it go. I never really got to experience the beauty that was the british kingdom
Now its a blur of pakis and the english themselves prefer paki food over their own.
The flag itself causes controversy