If i get too close, will i get pulled by her gravity field?
Sure anon, I certainly think you think you're telling the truth
if you spell it cumg its not cum. greenland is not in north america.
She probably looks like shit from other angles.
Would smash however.
Would like to get her pregnant. Come to Micky D's, see my developing child grow inside of her while she serves me a low quality, Southern style chicken biscuit, with the cook's loose nose hairs in it. Have other customers see it, internally in awe at my penis's work. Think of how her focus was customer satisfaction, not the future cost of childbirth as my sperm raced toward her eggs in that dirty, filthy bathroom. Someone's girlfriend, someone's respected employee, bent over the sink like the cheap whore she was made to be. The customer's cock comes before your dignity.
All this is coming from someone who once served as an Arby's cashier.
Truly, the thinking man's fetish.
Some white women are medium sized until the hips, and then they've got titanic asses.
Black guys lose their shit for girls like that.
This, that's her best possible angle.
Ask a guy who lost his virginity 5 nights ago anything
Check out my gf, 100% real woman. Nothing amiss here.
We could bring back the "sweden yes" threads.
Would you like that?
did you bring her to orgasm
You've just told em' how to keep you away
I'm beyond anime baits m8
Did you finish?
Did she finish?
Did you wear a condom?
Was it a hooker?
If you answered no to any of these questions you're still a in the eyes of the gods and man.
Congrats on the progress bro, its going to take alot of trial and error to build those romancing skills but you will make it anon, we all will.
>if she didn't finish it doesn't count
wanna know how i know you're a virgin?
You don't have nuts how can you ever know the hunger for overweight girls with big ol titties
>It's just that girlposting is kind of boring
Jesus lads. I just started my first day observing a high school class of kids with aspergers. Some of them were cool but damn. I'm stuck in the class for 2 months. There's eight kids and they're all so different
>he's never made a girl cum
wanna know how I know you're bad at sex?
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-B-b-b-b-BBB-b--b-bBBBbb-bbbbbbBBBB----But girls never EVER cum during sex
This is what people who are bad at sex have convincedw themselves Try rubbing her clit while you're fucking her. Thank my later.
If it was official it is now. /cum/ is the worse general on /int/ after the Swedish one.
You guys are incapable of making new thread, learning the bump limit, and probably wiping your own asses.
>I'm planning on helping kids with disabilities
oh, no i believe you *wink wink* *nudge nudge*, you want to help them. right out of there tiny,poo-stained disney princess undies. you sick fuck. smart move going for the disabled ones though, they can't tell on you or run away.
DSM-5 removes it as a separate diagnosis, but I am not surprised to see continued usage of the term, and there's also the other book.
Which I forgot the name of, but I believe is the standard in Sweden for instance.
This is 4chan.
I've seen many things, many I liked, many I did not like. Some that were confusing.
We share here anon.
>just jam your thumb onto a girls clit
I feel like I get what you're saying but your wording makes it sound so violent. Just gently rub it man, you don't have to "jam" anything. If the word "jam" is in your sexual vocabulary that's a bad sign.
Let's assume you're doing missionary, just put your hand down there and give her a rub while you're sliding in and out. This also works well when she's on top because when one hand's on her waist guiding her the other can be rubbing her off.
>everyone'should be as awful at sex as I am
Tell me what's wrong with my advice then guys.
One example would be lagertha from the show vikings.
I have the urge to describe these kids
I'll give them fake names
Terrance: short kid, white hair, he always talks like a mafia member, he loves 5 nights at Freddys and Call of duty. He constantly looks out the door as the "normal" kids walk through the halls
Dawson: tall, fat kid, who likes to do shifty accents. Noone in the class likes him. I noticed he was wearing a Mario shirt *with food stains and cat hair on it. I asked him about his favorite video games. He responded in a Russian accent. He then asked me if I liked creepy pastas.
Jack: Skinny Mexican kid, plays basketball, he gets on everyone's nerves.
Zack: cool kid desu. Average height, muscular, he does mma apparently, he speaks German and Spanish. He also knows some Japanese. I overheard him talking to a 7/10 girl about gundam. Apparently that girl is his gf.
George: neckbeard, held back twice, wore a troll face shirt and loves rage comics.
Sam: Overweight kid who wants to join Delta Force. He is cringy obsessed with the army and hates Muslims and apparently drew a picture of him killing them.
George #2: quiet kid, smells weird.
Maria: skinny girl who likes rap and deathcore. She's often hanging with Zack and they joke around.
Noah: really religious kid. He constantly brings it up.
I'm with these kids for 2 months.
Pray for me.
>If the word "jam" is in your sexual vocabulary that's a bad sign.
You must have sex with the most boring women imaginable.
>you don't have to "jam" anything. If the word "jam" is in your sexual vocabulary that's a bad sign.
Can one of you set me up with a qt black Yank girlfriend please?
-9 earlier today, and there was a fire alarm pulled in my building fuck the cold
because he suffers from a sever case of napoleon complex
Her thighs look like the La Brea Tar Pit.
Just because you wouldn't not smash that doesn't mean it's attractive. A butt needs form, and not the kind of waveform you'd clock in an oscilloscope.
Hey, didn't you say you'd vote for SD in that swecuck thread? :^)
Oh wait, no, I remember now.
PERSONAL LIBERTY YES
Yeah, sorry, I only caught it after it was archived. Is SD closer to anarcho-syndicalist opinion than our 2-party political environment or do you just fear for your physical safety in a country of reckless humanitarianism and systemized guilt?
I fear further strain on the welfare system, increasing crime, and the continuation of a serious housing crisis.
The swedish immigration system is a complete failure, and SD is the only part I can vote for that would represent a vote against the current system.
I need to do further research into all the parties prior to my voting, but I don't believe they are anarcho-syndicalists or anything. I believe they are sort of centre-left economically.
You're the one who wants the authoritarian state. Only fair that you be punished in an authoritarian manner :3
>all the way left economically
What are you doing, I will fucking kill you, git out of the USA now, git out git out
But how do you suppose an authoritarian system would work in a country that disposed of its landed elite? The Medicis never had to grovel for public approval.
>I fear further strain on the welfare system, increasing crime, and the continuation of a serious housing crisis.
Housing crisis? You mean the bill in the Riksdag to convert residential garages to immigrant apartments never passed?
>I need to do further research into all the parties prior to my voting, but I don't believe they are anarcho-syndicalists or anything. I believe they are sort of centre-left economically.
Yeah, there must be some way to consolidate SD's general sentiment with a party image that doesn't alienate the Swedish left-leaning public. But I don't know anything about politics over there.
sure sven if you can only think in absolutes, i mean weak federal government and strong state government
We're probably there already. I don't own a fedora but I do think our democracy is more of a ceremonial thing than a practical democracy.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "CUM, LOL!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
I mean that the queue time to get an apartment, rented directly from a company, and not second hand... Is measured in years.
4 of them at the earliest in my city.
It's still an authoritarian government. It doesn't solve the root problem of restriction of individual liberty.
South Region, Brazil
Data from 2008:
White (European, Caucasian) 78.65%
Brown (Multiracial) 16.98%
Black (African) 3.50%
Yellow (Asian) 0.49%
Red (Amerindian) 0.31%
Do note it's based on self-declaration, but if anything people would benefit more from self-declaring black/brown as that can provide you with government aid in the form of priority in scholarships and what not.
While I'm in /cum/ I'd like to ask: how likely am I to be kidnapped, raped, tortured and killed by the cartels as a tourist in Mexico? Any areas I should avoid at all costs?
>How the hell did you get in?
I flew? After arrival I applied for a residence and work permit on the grounds of being married to a Swedish citizen. Approval took one year.
> Do you live with your in-laws?
Unfortunately yes. We're having a hard time finding a place.
Hopefully I start working soon and we can just go the route of paying more to maybe get what we want, maybe.
I'm gay, so I bet you rather I didn't
The whites there have a small tendency to breed more within their own white communities, and not with blacks/mulattos.
If you have some money, pretty easy.
Sorry for the time I took guise
I didn't mean that literally you silly person :∩)
>Hopefully I start working soon and we can just go the route of paying more to maybe get what we want, maybe.
Sweden _is_ a Schengen country. If you have citizenship then you should be free to live anywhere in the Schengen area.
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. You know what happens to nosy fellows?
It's a terrible movie; it sets your expectations too high for other hardboiled films.
>Look up here, I'm in Heaven
>Where the fuck did Monday go?
thought it was okay
kinda slow for me
or I was just tired and falling asleep
last scene was pretty good doe
>Ain't that just like me?
>Look up here, man, I'm in danger
>I've got nothing left to lose
>I'm so high it makes my brain whirl
Does anyone have a link to that Canadian website that explains how they "don't exactly" have freedom of speech?
I used to have a picture about it but seem to have lost it.
Recommend me music /cum/.
Eh, you can have her. I'd probably enjoy it more if I didn't understand the lyrics. A solid recommendation nonetheless, tyvm
some good americana there