/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

H

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not a fan of canadians

>>53446856
usa posters are the most hated on /int/ doe

>>53446890
never respond to me again

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>>53446856
fight me or something

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>>53446890
Too bad

What is your favourite National Park?

>>53446890
You screwed up the order of the letters it's aus posters

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hi /cum/-chan u look cute 2day

Any mexibros like to enlighten me on why Mexican landscapers have stuffed animals on their vehicle trailers?

>>53446764
this is the worst /cum/ op ever.

>>53446856
>>53446890
>>53446940
>>53446957
>>53446979
You guys are going to fuck sometime today right? My dick cant handle this tension.

>>53447015
Your mom.

>>53447015
Monument Valley is nice, personally I like Sequoia the most though

>>53447015
Jasper

>>53447031
the one that I live near that is in the mountains

sometimes foreign kebab worm their way into TFW truck driving jobs, and when winter comes they don't know how to drive in winter mountain conditions so they flip their truck and die driving through that park. Last one I heard of was a truck filled with explosive material and his body was vaporized. Pretty cool desu. Happened twice in the past few years. Always some paki.

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>>53446890
>A FUCKING LEAF said this

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>>53447068
post your fathers nipples if he's handsome

>just got off 3 days of work/school/sleep madness where i didn't have a moment to myself
>hop on PC
>can't enjoy it at all
god damnit

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Just got home buds
Thinking about masturbating and going to sleep, then waking up at 10pm then staying up all night.

Sound like a plan?

I think I may loose my mind this semester

>>53447015

yellowstone

>>53447290
I know the feeling
>literally day one
>already feel completely overwhelmed

>>53447015
Badlands

>>53447280
I am in the exact same situation. Been awake for 24 hours though. Also considering staying awake and not enjoying myself then eventually passing out and possibly being late for work tomorrow.

>>53447237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAqK4YW474

starting new job tomorrow at Nine in the MORNING

NINE IN THE MORNING

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>>53446856
Canadians are bro tier posters if they are white

For some reason the shitskin immigrants are completely assblasted humorless cunts

>>53447367
need to watch that movie again

>>53447015
Teton

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>>53447356
I just dudeweedlmao'd and I'm really horny and tired now

>>53447413
Go for it. Also considering setting the building you're in on fire.

Listen to me bro, I'm a magical fairy. It's probably a good plan.

>ok everyone say your name, school in the university, major, concentration and your hometown

I fucking hate this shit. I always fuck it up for some reason and it gets worse the more people that go by because I'm just anticipating it. And today I was the last kid to have to speak.

>>53447367
>>53447399
Top tier movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iEoq8qZZK8.

>>53447522
>tfw military brat
What the fuck am I supposed to say my hometown is?

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>>53447507
pls

>>53447532
For the longest time I had no idea it was an actual dubbed and edited film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2klTw123_jw

>>53447601
VERY good lad

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>>53447044

>>53447397
add Finns to that
they are funny and bro-tier enough to be considered people

>>53447586
Just say you're a military brat and you've moved a lot. It makes you sound like a special snowflake and the kids and professor will remember you more.

>>53447396

what will you do?

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>>53447397
i believe this post to be accurate

>>53447522
I always get worried about wether I should say my legal name or just the name I use and I'm never consistent

>>53447679

i will be working for a real estate firm basically inspecting vacant repossessed homes

>>53447669
I don't want to be a special snowflake

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>>53447595
Redubbing over premade shit is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaass_I3ccE

>>53447688
>having 2 names
It's your own fault.

>>53447601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWz-W8AhJb0

>>53447601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBjzAdpZzf0

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>tfw my weather websites bars have gone red on the sides and there is a warning

H E L P

>>53447688
whatever you want people to call you
remember, at the end of the day, no one there gives a shit

>>53447725
I'm named after my father so I can't just be called the same thing

>>53447745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvzemQPAIIo

>>53447669
This.

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>load up PeerBlock
>UK Government Department of Work and Pensions scanned me
ok

>>53447798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iCd6UHR-3I

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>>53446764
> TFW you see a young couple selling loads of unused baby stuff
> The woman looks like she's been crying

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>>53447713
Sequel never ever

>>53447788
Yes but my legal name is the one on the roll but I know at a certain point I will write the wrong name and the explaining it to the professor is what scares me

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>>53447842
Damn man, you should have kept that to yourself. That's awful.

>>53447839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBlF-oeeqbk

>>53447869
I don't want one desu.
It's been too long.

>>53447832
A

>>53447842
my mom had a miscarriage before I was born, don't know how I feel about that

>all these anti-air players in arcade tank battles in war thunder

WHAT IS THIS.

And why are my tanks dying to anti-air gun batteries that tank more damage thank tanks?!

>>53447984
did she eat the baby to gain its strength?

>>53447871
Just say that you go by "x"
The prof literally does not fucking care

>>53447984
Your mom's pussy is haunted and you came out of it. You're haunted now. Congrats, mate.

On a related note, anyone who is a fat balding manlet should be publicly executed

>>53447871
>roll call
>professor caring about your name
what the fuck kind of uni are you at

>>53448015
Whoa, thought I was on /wtg/ and had my tabs switched up but then saws the flag.

>playing tanks
>playing arcade
Typical swede behavior.

>>53448054
but that guy from Seinfeld is cool

I heard Australia made a bar about him.

>>53447984
you should be proud you mad it this far, man. you seem mostly fine considering your situation.

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>pc has been heating really bad for the past month
>gpu, cpu, and ram are all going nuts and maxing out on firefox before crashing
>dust pc, change out cooling shit, switch drivers, reinstall windows 7
>nvidia releases an driver and a notice saying the older ones are causing certain builds to lose their shit
A-at least I dont need to clean the inside of my case for awhile....

>>53446856
they're redditors, I can see why

>>53447984
you have a ghost sibling

I'm sure it's more common then people let on but I don't think most parents share that with their kids.

>>53448067
mine does this for like the first week of classes then gives up.

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>>53448049
before I knew exactly what a miscarriage actually was, I thought I had died and been reborn.
I even told my friends that in like 2nd grade. I guess I was fucking retarded.

>>53447711
Then lie. No one cares.

>what if someone else is from there?
You moved. Also, no one cares.

>>53448032
its a lot of pressure and I forget to say it

>>53448067
a community college but I've been to real college before and unless your at a large state school thats not unusual

>>53447984

my mom gave birth to a baby boy who later died at 4 months of unknown causes

>>53448185
no, I fucking knew about that shit when I was 7. I really don't know why my mom told me

I'm a slav /cum/. We're less than 10% of the US population. Where's our reparations?

>>53448067
Professors like to make sure everyone's where they're supposed to be on the first day and see if anyone's dropped or joined the class recently. As well as putting faces to names.

>prof keeps making eye contact with me during lecture
what does this mean?

>>53448254
You're a slav, not a slave. No reparations dummy.

>>53447984
>>53448195
my mom had a miscarriage before me also, actually it was born but died after a couple hours

is this supposed to be traumatizing? i literally have zero emotions on the subject

i'm sure it sucked for my parents, but beyond that...

>>53448294

that he likes you

>>53447984
They wanted the first one. That one was special and contained the best of both parents, not some runoff, consolation baby.

>>53448294
He knows you're a dumbass so he's giving you a sign to pay attention to that part.

>>53448254
I'm like half slav. Can I get some reparations

Have you prayed to the Trap Lord today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZxipry6kE

>>53448294
He's acknowledging or paying more attention to you.

>>53448407
is that a good thing?

>>53448462
no it means he thinks your dumb.

>>53448314
For the parents, it's really traumatizing. Especially if it's carried to term and actually born. Did they give the baby a name?
My aunt and uncle had the same thing happen, and I think still celebrate her birthday

>>53448178
buy more maple syrup

>>53448462
>good thing

Had a professor do that once. Yr fucked, m8.

>>53448462
Could be depending on how well you do in his class

>>53448238
At 7? that's kind of fucked up. She must have taken it pretty harshly. Some women blame themselves for those loses.

Maybe she was trying to say she was very happy to have you since she clearly wanted a child.

>>53448314
>zero emotion
Common of runoff

>>53448614
My mother told me that santa wasn't real in first grade

>>53448102
Casual gaming is best gaming. If I want to fly things I place my space games.

>>53448648
My Mom still pretends he's real to an extent and I'm 25. She really likes Miracle on 34th street or whatever though.

>>53448614
my mom tells me things I'm pretty sure it's best for me not to know. Even when I was a kid.
For example, she's been very frank about how her and her brother are fighting over my grandma's estate.

>>53448759
She told me that she couldn't lie to me

>>53448545
yeah, it was named, i think it lived for a few hours

i'm sure it sucked pretty bad, but i would have never existed otherwise, so maybe that's part of my mentality
>>53448641
rude

>>53448648
I remember kids like you. A lot of single mothers and poor parents.

>not feigning belief in santa for your parents because you appreciate that they want you to experience some magic in your childhood

>>53448839
>feigning belief
I believed in santa until she told me that he wasn't real. I couldn't very well pretend he was real after that

What should I get mommy for her birthday lads?

>>53448648
multiple people told me santa wasn't real as a kid. i remember simultaneously believing that he wasn't real and believing that he was. dunno why. i actually watched my mom put presents under the tree and still believed in him.

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>power ball pay out is up to 1.3 billion
>us population is 300 million
>if you divided that up it would be 4.3 million per person

how does poverty exist?

>>53448931
your time

>>53448982
>4.3 million per person
could i buy a gf with that money?

>>53448808
Did you ask her if he was real? I started saying he wasn't real around grade 2 but she denied.

My older sister said Barney the Dinosaur was just a lady in a suit and my whole belief system sort of collapsed and the world lost its magic.

>>53448982
I think you messed your math up a bit, anon.

>>53449093
>Did you ask her if he was real?
I don't think so, but I could be wrong. She also just straight up told me when my cat died. I appreciate her honesty in retrospect

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>>53448982
What is math?

>>53449036
all potential gfs and your competition will have 4.3 million too so you'll need a lot more than that

>>53449235
buy one from asia or canada

>>53449177
>>53449228
apparently it was a picture trending on normiebook, apparently bernie sanders supporters believed it

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>>53448982
>>53449235

>canadian education

>>53449265
if i wanted to fuck boys i'd become a priest

>>53448982
Mate you don't win 1.4bn you win like 500m cause taxes

>>53449330
i would accept ~1.75 million desu

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I think I'm going to be a virgin forever

>>53449388
hire an expensive hooker

it's illegal thanks to the conservative party but I doubt there's undercover cops for that waste of time.

>>53449388
just pay for it

its not a big deal and at least you'll experience the physical part of sex

>>53449460
Odds are very much that you'll soon find out any emotional aspect isn't worth it anyway.

>>53449447
>>53449460
Then it has no meaning.
You'll still be a virgin regardless.

"It's about the hunt, not the kill."

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>>53447055
most of the stuffed animals we have are gifts from our qt's but there is another type of people who buys them because they're autistisc as fuck. IMHO.

>>53449601
Feel the Bern

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>>53449601
>California

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>>53449558
>>53449561
Depends on what you want out of sex desu.
If you want just sex because you are horny its probably worth but if you want sex for emotional feels its going to suck

>pirated legacy of the void to play single player

good choice desu, especially with the canadian dollar so shitty

>$60 for an expansion
no fuck way

I have $42 in my Steam wallet /cum/, what should I buy?

>>53449774
>implying you wouldn't benefit from socialism
Either you'd be given a a job or you'd get more NEET bux.

Unless you're a millionaire you're better off under socialism.

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>>53449996
give some to me plz

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>>53449924
>new game comes out
>80 dollars with current CAD

Come over to /luso/ if you want to see something impressive guys, trust me

>>53450004
I have a job.
Socialism breeds apathy. One of the reasons the US was founded was to get out from under the powerful governments of the Old World. I would literally rather start torching buildings than follow in the footsteps of Europe.

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>8 more years of a Democratic presidency

>>53449924
>60 canadabucks for it
i wanna banter but i really just feel bad about it

have fun anon, lotv has the best campaign

>>53450004
>he never wants to become a self made millionaire
I think the main issue I have with this mindset is it is exclusively supported by people without the motivation or initiative to do anything of value for themselves.

Useless lazy cunts.

>>53448931
>Mommy

>>53449021
And this.

>>53448931
http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/home/index.jsp

>>53449388
Have you tried talking to girls?

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>>53450115
Unless the price of oil goes back up we're fucked

What I don't understand is why gas hasn't dropped in price respectively

>>53450066
The cost of video games in general these days is insane

They sell more copies than ever, and have basically removed all the middle men, making their profit margins massive

Nerds nowadays have no concept of the worth of money and will literally buy up everything

Now that in many circles it's considered acceptable for video games to encompass your whole life, it is also acceptable to spend a comparable amount of your income on them

For example fallout 4 is $120 if you include the season pass, that is fucked

>>53450283
>>What I don't understand is why gas hasn't dropped in price respectively
anon, gas is $1.60.

>>53450095
I'm ready to feel the Bern :DDD

>>53450247
Hey, fuck you. I can talk to girls just fine, I'm not an autist. When it comes to romance though, nothing ever works.

>>53450085
>One of the reasons the US was founded was to get out from under the powerful governments of the Old World

I don't think you got that right, the US was founded because they wanted representation in the British government and decided that since they couldn't get it they'd create their own representative country.

Anyway most governments at the time weren't very powerful, the state has changed, industry has changed, everything has changed since 1¶76... you have no understanding of history and instead go with the propaganda you were taught in high school.

Anyway how much do you make a year?

>>53450118
That's the problem with America, every American is just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire. Anyway social mobility is better in countries with a stronger welfare state.

>>53450334
It's going to be even lower than that now. Oil prices just fell lower today.

>>53450334
>tfw can't even complain about my need for premium fuel anymore
This may be the lowest it's been since I started driving tbqh

>>53450334
It's around $1/Liter in Toronto

>>53450334
Gas here has barely dropped in price, also gas in the states is way cheaper than it is here

>5th largest oil producer in the world
>produces 5x the oil per capita the US does
>gas is still way more expensive here than in the US

>>53450381
>temporarily embarrassed
>not "aspiring"
Why are you NOT an aspiring millionaire?

>>53450365
Well I'm smitten.

>>53450428
>$1 a litre
>$1.60 a gallon in the states

:(

>>53450458
because he is a leftist who shall swing on the day of the rope

>>53450428
>Liter
>er

I always said Torontonians were crypto-americans.

>>53450459
Now you can watch him have sex with your wife

Beauty and the Cuck

>>53450381
No, talking bout dem Pilgrims. Besides, the Constitution was written without respect to kings or powerful governments.

I currently make $24.30 per hour, base wage. Before taxes, looking at a little north of $62k. And I sure as hell don't want to give more of it away to support NEETs.

>>53450040
I wish I could to be honest familia.

>>53448648

my mom told me by the time I was in 5th grade. I knew by then but played along

>>53450458
Because I see no point in having that much money. I just want to be happy and comfortable so I can have a decent amount of living space, enough food to eat, clean water, good local beer, and enough money to enjoy a sporting event every month or so and go out with friends every week.

Why do you want to have so much money? What would you do with it that you couldn't do on 100K a year?

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Howdy /cum/swappers

>>53450567
>Not figuring out the scam while still in kindergarten

Come on now.

>>53450334
Feels good

>>53450283
>The cost of video games in general these days is insane
The micro transactions side and lack of testing is mostly what makes me angry. When Valve and makers of Fallout/ Elder scroll games tries to hustle in on the modding community to turn it into EA Sims micro transactions but with 3rd party stolen assets for sale... well I haven't bought anything on steam for a while.

Seasons pass, DLC, paying to alpha test, micro purchases... industry needs to hit a bubble. It's no wonder small purchase indie games are doing so well.

>>53450569
>Because I see no point in having that much money.
disgusting

>Why do you want to have so much money?
to buy weapons

>What would you do with it that you couldn't do on 100K a year?
buy a whole lot more guns for the upcoming race war

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>>53450593
>tfw no white mexican gf

>>53450554
Communism has 0% unemployment, that means there would be no NEETs. the country would work at full economic capacity and everyone's wealth would go up. Think of your actual value, someone has to be making money, your company has to profit off your labor. If the company was collectively owned and didn't have to pay the lazy fucks who do no work besides pushing money around above you you'd probably be making a lot more an hour.

In class boys,, 2.5 hours for an intro :(

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>>53450458
The poor and stupid are genetically predisposed towards subservience.

>>53450459
What, you were expecting me to romance you over the internet after you insulted me? Even I'm not that pathetic.

Get fucked you lesbo cunt, seriously.

>>53450662


They are expensive lad

>>53450662
>tfw no tall blonde swedish gf

Looks like this girl we like is mainly into monogamous relationships. Much disappoint.

>>53450716
No, I'm just trying to make you irritable for my own sick amusement.

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>>53450719
Uh. I don't know.

>>53450656
>race war
Why should you kill people based on skin color, you're not gonna increase your standard of living by killing customers and workers.

>buy weapons
A gun is only about 600 bucks, how many do you really need? Most people can afford a good gun.

>>53450783
Oh you do know

>>53450669
>the country would work at full economic capacity and everyone's wealth would go up
because that's totally what happens in communistic countries so far, right?

> If the company was collectively owned and didn't have to pay the lazy fucks who do no work besides pushing money around above you you'd probably be making a lot more an hour.
Doubt it. Most of my co-workers are either retarded or not cut out for higher management or finances. I know I'm not. Let the paper-pushers do what they do, because in the end it makes us all more money.

>>53450742
>>53450719
Answer for me please

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>>53450569
>not having so much money that you dress up as the poor and use your skills to become rich under another name while giving the false impression to those you worked with that anyone can do it so they all work harder while going nowhere.

>>53450863
Yes sir, It's authentic.

>>53450924
I do not believe you

>>53450896
it's better to lay on your dirty apartment floor while intoxicated without pants and crying

>>53450838
>because that's totally what happens in communistic countries so far, right?
actually it is

>Let the paper-pushers do what they do, because in the end it makes us all more money.
The paper pushers are overpaid... what if the paper pushers made as much as you, they don't deserve to make hundreds of thousands of dollars for pushing paper, you're the one who is producing the product. Also the retarded works will exist in any society, they're making just as much money as you under capitalism and if you think the paper pushers can do your job better than you then you either have low self worth or are classcucked to the extreme

>>53450569
Why do you want to have so much money? What would you do with it that you couldn't do on 100K a year?
Because I couldn't live the way I someday hope to live on 100k a year. Sure, I could have a decent house in a decent neighborhood and a decent car and decent clothes. What I want though is all of the above but BETTER. Why would you ever stop striving to improve yourself and your surroundings? Why not work towards a big house in a nice neighborhood and several nice cars and a closet full of nice clothes? How am I supposed to travel and experience all the world has to offer if I can't even afford to cover my expenses at home and throw some money at a good time abroad? Why would I work under someone else when I could work for myself and keep their cut for myself? There's no limit to how good of a time you can have in this life, average just won't cut it imo.

just came here yo remind you all that its statisticly improbible that stalin killed millions of soviet civillians

>>53450634
pretty much

they also try to pad games out with boring, repetitive time wasting autistic content, for example all the town bullshit in fallout 4

as far as DLCs go, they basically just release unfinished games now then hold you hostage for the rest of it, that's what I see DLCs as

>>53450979
>actually it is
Not like the USSR's economy and industry were shit under communism, right? Wasn't totally stagnant due to the lack of corporate expansion or competition or anything?

>The paper pushers are overpaid... what if the paper pushers made as much as you
then we'd lose them. They're educated and command a higher wage. If we didn't provide it, they'd go elsewhere. If it weren't profitable to employ them, we wouldn't. I do my job, they do theirs, we both get paid.

Tell me, how old are you, and what do you do for a living?

day 2 at the gym down

gains soon

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>>53450987
>win lottery
>donate $50 million to Trump's campaign
>donate another $50 million to Bernie Sanders
>donations come with condition they must each run as independents to fracture the voting base of both the democrats and republicans

>>53450816
>Why should you kill people based on skin color, you're not gonna increase your standard of living by killing customers and workers.
What part of taking this country back do you not understand?

Also we can enslave as well as genocide during the war

>A gun is only about 600 bucks, how many do you really need?
Let me know when surface to air missile systems and artillery are $600, because we'll be needing a few in the race war

>>53450960
I'm not kidding. And how I know? My grandma makes this kind of Tacos.

>>53450554
>give it away

Libertarian mongoloid detected.

Freedom ain't free, faggot.

>>53451087
I'm pretty sure that faggot is baiting.
Nobody is stupid enough to claim communism had "0% unemployment"

>>53451087
>Wasn't totally stagnant due to the lack of corporate expansion or competition or anything?

Yeah

They brought a USSR leader to a supermarket and he was just fucking blown away

He said something along the lines of "If my people see all of this abundance on shelves and realize it's in every town in America there will be another revolt"

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>mfw astronauts in space stations eat tortillas instead of bread and they make ''sandwiches'' with them

>>53451147
You might be lying to me! You say " I do not want this dirty American to make my tacos"

>>53451149
Freedom isn't free and the price is starving neets

>>53450987
>There's no limit to how good of a time you can have in this life, average just won't cut it imo.

You really think more money will make you happier? You really think you can't travel the world on 100K a year? You really think you can't afford nice clothes... under socialism the plane tickets, hotels and clothes would all be cheaper, under socialism the collective world would be better off.

You really have no understanding of economics beyond "I wanna be rich, wealth currently comes from capitalism"

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who here #jeb2016
i hear he's the coolest candidate around

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>>53451184
>tortilla sandwiches
>in space

>>53451173
Look it up... it's 100% true, also the nations of the USSR all fell significantly after the fall of the USSR economically, you can look all this up

>>53451087


>They're educated and command a higher wage. If we didn't provide it, they'd go elsewhere

It's not that hard to do it, do you really think someone who majored in business is smarter than a doctor?

>>53451149
Hey, full disclosure, the government is paying for my college and grew up eating government cheese. I know there are some worthy government programs. Not like welfare is inherently evil or anything.

Doesn't mean we should fund every miserable NEET's existence.

>>53451318
>eating government cheese
Explain this.

Why specifically cheese?

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>>53451123
Juicy.

Price point is too low, but I like the idea.

>>53451356
Because back in the day,l and I mean decades ago, the US government would give out surplus dairy products to people on welfare. Including "government cheese".

It was god damned delicious. I think it's only the Indians on reservations that get it today.

>>53451211
So what you're telling me is...
under socialism I could buy a mansion on my own land, a new Ferrari 488, a new BMW m4 to daily drive, a new wardrobe full of designer clothes, a $1200 pair of shoes, a nice watch collection, a vault full of class 3 firearms, the Lamborghini Diablo from the poster on my bedroom wall as a kid, steak dinners every night, a maid service, etc. RIGHT NOW?

Shit son, if you can pull that off sign me up. Otherwise I'm going for what's actually worked for people with similar interests.

>>53451303
>do you really think someone who majored in business is smarter than a doctor?
I do think the business student is probably better at business than the doctor.

>>53451464
I think Mister Not-Actually-A Californian just read The Culture or some shit, and now he's spewing idealistic garbage.

>>53451189
On the contrary I want you to try this nice food.

>>53451439
Neat

>>53451256
TAKE ME OUT OF THE GAME COACH, I'M GETTING SLAUGHTERER

>>53451476
A doctor requires more education and schooling though, and is a heavier investment of time and money.

>>53451430

>>53451256
Jeb! has become Jeb:(

>>53451619

why would you link this

>>53451546
What Is it? Post it

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>>53451619
Noice.
>>53451644
It's an aesthetic cock desu

>>53451648
Tacos al Pastor.

>>53451644
because the Swedish trap who posts on /int/ is getting naked for /luso/ and he has a solid dick which might be relevant to your interests

>>53451724
Post a recipe please

>>53451691
>>53451743
Stop

>>53451207
>>53451318

Do you have any idea how little you can get as an able-bodied american with no children? This isn't europe, and comfy NEET life is a meme.

Stay spooked by scarecrows.

>>53451743

why would a swede's dick be relevant to my interests

>>53451619
qt

>>53451743
Those are old images desu.

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>>53451809
t. trap expert?

>>53451802
I think he's implying you're a faggot tbqh

>>53448982
1.3 B divided by 300 M is only 4.3 USD dude

>>53451802
its arousing

I hope I win my Bachelor brackets, guys.

>>53451847
>texas

Obviously.

>>53451866
Decent, nothing special. You're too easily aroused.

>>53451852

I am objectively the most heterosexual person here

>>53451866
if you're gay, maybe

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>>53451847
No, just some reverse image searches which leave you with some pretty abominable stuff.

>>53451898
>Obviously
Straightest state in the union.

>>53451914
>California
very unlikely senpai

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>>53451927
>Straightest state in the union.
sure is

100%

>>53451927
If memory serves me, there's a texan poster who live(s/d) with like 2 or 3 transexuals.

>>53451939

>le "all of california is like san francisco" meme

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>>53451914
You're straight but can't appreciate a feminine cock?

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I feel motivated now so I am going to go to the gym

>>53451981
>100%
That's right.

>>53451984
He lives in Austin I think. That doesn't count.

Anything that happens in Dallas doesn't count either.

>>53452037

I dont appreciate cocks, and I dont appreciate the notion that women can have cocks

Snuck out to have lucnh with friends today at 3-4pm and now my mom's making dinner. The thought of eating again is making me sick

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>>53452055
Good luck.

>>53451984
There's a Texan whos been splitroasted by two trannys, not sure if its the same one

>>53451356

The government used to give away free cheese to the poor that they buy from the dairy farms to keep them in business. They stopped giving away free cheese because the farmers kept complaining that it was hurting their profits. So now the government buys cheese and stores it in were houses where no one will ever see it.

>>53452055
enjoy you'reself anon

>>53452056
glorious cleansing of Austin when?

>>53452087
Maybe if you didn't sin against the Lord you'd have an appetite

>>53451889

good luck

>>53452183
Wut
How was I sinning

>>53452037
The fact that "feminine dick" is a ridiculous impossibility, that dick was not "feminine" if I accept the crazy rules you come up with.

>>53452056
>Anything that happens in major urban centres doesn't reflect my unique special rancher lifestyle that defines texas because I want it to.

>>53452102
It's probably the same one. Although the way he talked before I don't imagine his girlfriend would do any topping.

>>53452136
Wait, so, the government still buys cheese and then basically throws it away?

>>53452209
>the government still buys cheese and then basically throws it away?
no, they don't make it into cheese anymore.l They just pay the farmers to dump the milk.

>>53452147
Hopefully soon, anon.

>>53452209
>>Anything that happens in major urban centres doesn't reflect my unique special rancher lifestyle that defines texas because I want it to.
Now you're starting to get it.

>>53452321
>no, they don't make it into cheese anymore.l They just pay the farmers to dump the milk.

Holy fuck.

>American social programs.

>>53452402
Tbqfh, they crack down on unpasteurized milk harder than bootleggers nowadays.

As a Southerner, I can get ahold of moonshine easily, but raw milk is harder to get ahold of and more secretive.

>>53452204
Sneaking out, judas

>>53452402

they do the same thing with wheat and grain farms

>>53452321

That makes more sense. An instructor told me they still bought the cheese but he could have given me outdated info.

>>53452402
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn
it actually pays into some complicated constitutional politics.

this case is where state's rights truly died

>>53452523
Why don't they repurpose the wheat and grain for their foreign aid programs or something?

>>53452506
I think it's like that in Canada too actually.

>>53452402
Its the same with land the government will pay you not to use your land to farm. U.S could probably support a MUCH larger population food wise.

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>>53452209

>>53452631
Because alot of foreign countries don't like that we GMO

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=921_1449341456
Seriously, fuck Baltimore

>>53452631

I remember my instructor talking about the government once thinking about that as a possible use for for the cheese but there lobbyists were against it so they decided not to do it. I guess it was the same outcome for the grain and wheat.

>>53452731

reminder that their dumbfuck mayor literally told their police dept not to do anything while the riots happened, then blamed the riots on lack of federal aid days later

>>53452669
>>53452627
Your country hurts my brain.

>>53452719
Tell them to stop being little bitches and ask if they want the free wheat or not.

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Some brotherhood fella gave me one of these, lets hope it tastes good.

>>53452731
what the fuck happened

jesus

was that from a molotov cocktail?

>>53452785
It wasn't called the grand experiment for nothing

>>53452681
I regard transwomen as women Tbh, I just also think that a penis is sort of the epitome of masculinity, and by very definition cannot be feminine.

>>53452801
>not bourbon
its shit lad

>>53452835
You've obviously never seen a white penis.

>>53452731
it's part of their culture cracker, stop oppressin and shit.

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>>53452835
that's like saying vaginas cannot be masculine

and yet they can grow beards

check ur privlyj

>>53452844


There's nothing ginger ale can't fix

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>>53452785
Hey they want to bitch and moan while starving let the fuckers do so. We offer and they refused and if all of Europe some day starves to death we will just farm your land as well.
>mfw earth is going to be one giant supply planet once Europoos and niggers kill themselves
>mfw the ever growing white american nigger can appreciate a GMO burger
The new world really is the best

>>53452731
>>53452782

and the city wonders why it has such a shitty reputation

>>53452810
Nah apparently they had gotten gas for their coworker (the guy that set them on fire) and gotten into a dispute when they got back to his car. So his response was to throw it on them and set them all on fire. The guy that was screaming has burns to 60% of his body and the other guy has burns to 90%, the guy that started the fire is facing attempted first degree murder charges among other things.

>>53452890
This kind of thing is why people in my area grew up with parents telling us to avoid Baltimore whenever possible.

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>>53452906
>and yet they can grow beards

>>53452953
avoid cities whenever possible honestly.

I keep trying to get my sister to move away from her downtown apartment surrounded by bail bondsmen. I won't go without my CC and hate it the entire time

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>>53452953
>his response was to throw it on them and set them all on fire

oh good lawd that's horrifying

My dad used to tell me the same shit about Baltimore

"Just fucking drive past it and don't even bother stopping for gas in city limits"

Where does the catholic church get its wine?
I wouldn't mind getting drunk with Christ in mind.

>>53453031
It's just cheap stuff they get at Sam's Club or Costco, then bless.

>>53446764
new
>>53453079
>>53453079
>>53453079

>>53453068

Idk about all the churches, but our local priest calls "pistorocket" every weekend when he's watching satelite tv on his jacuzzi sponsored by the town folk

>>53453101
FAKE thread
Real here >>53453052

>>53453101

>296

>>53452870
This. They're all tiny and cute

>>53453357
Cute, sometimes, feminine, no.

>>53453492
t. Admitted virgin

>>53453101
I refuse to post on a nigger thread.

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>>53451268
what a time to be alive

>>53452209
>>Anything that happens in major urban centres doesn't reflect my unique special rancher lifestyle that defines texas because I want it to.
Tbf, I think it's just Austin that's like that. Although if you wear spurred boots, you're halfway homo anyway.

>>53452402
I don't know if it makes sense ethically, but it does economically. You pay the farmers for food you don't need and keep the demand at a sustainable level. That way no other nation can flood our market with cheap grain or whatever and put the farmers out of business.

>>53452669
Where is this imaginary food shortage in the US? The differences in food prices come from logistics and not from supply of raw foodstocks. This is why McDonalds can make a burger for less than the cost of its equivalent ingredients at Shoprite or Redners.

>>53454842
The only shortage I've ever experienced is a glock shortage

>>53454842
>Shoprite or Redners
The fuck are those chains... why are there different named chains in every area? When they're almost all owned by Albertsons or Kroger

so is /cum/ officially dead?

>>53455175
>>53453079

>>53453068
They bulk ordered wine in the mail at the church where I went to school

the crackers were a special brand designed for communion though