/brit/

>de gay

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crayon pop

good morning

why's everyone arguing lads

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>>53365089

>>53365135
It's just banter m8

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Was getting a bit nasty in the last thread lads can we tone it down a bit?

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Kyary

>>53365111

>>53365077
So the Korean police are sponsored by Pepsi?

reminder Exeter city will beat the Sc*user faggots into the ground.

>>53365135
They're sexually frustrated

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>>53365125
You have bad taste in K-movies

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kpop desu lads

Think someone came in my room last night whilst I was sleeping, woke up a bit and heard footsteps, door was open but that was because cat was sleeping when I went to bed and didn't want to wake her up

very mysterious

>>53365190
could have been sleep paralysis

>>53365190
Your mum likes to watch you sleep

>>53365180
pepsi is a korean state owned corporation

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Basket of washing to put away and need to change my bedding. Not feeling motivated desu.

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had a bit of a disconcerting dream where i was at a house party and i accidentally tripped up some drunk guy who fell over. i was massively apologetic and offered to get him a new drink and such but he was having none of it and was really rude and aggressive about it. he then would run up to some of his mates, who were really tall and muscular, and tell them what happened - obviously trying to get them to hurt me or whatever but you could see they understood it was just an accident. he was such a petty little cunt about it, even after i supplicated myself, and i really felt like punching him right in his balding manlet face the fucking cunt.

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>2016
>not having degree from Oxford or Cambridge

>>53365190
that was me

all me

>>53365240
that takes like 10 minutes you lazy bastard

>>53365190

It was me lad. Just needed to borrow your phone charger haha

Business idea: /brit/ drug cartel

>>53365280

Lets see.........

>>53365249
>not getting a degree at one, a masters at the other and a PhD in the US Ivy League

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>Korean police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybp4ychDH_U

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>>53365265
IT WUZ ME JAYMEZ

DA ARTHUR OF ALLUVYA PAYNE

>>53365190
do you have a housemate? might have been housemate watch

my housemate and I watch each other sleeping every now and then to make sure everything is safe

>>53365227
considered this, but it was between 1 and 7am and she never gets up before 8

>>53365209
nah, could move and all just didn't realise what I was hearing until after

>>53365283
alri give it back though

lads can anyone tell me a legitimate reason for why you would ever need to learn a language other than English haha thanks :P

How is the bus service where you live lads

I really love k-on lads.

How do I get a GF lads?

>Americans

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452421036991.webm

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>>53365316
please take me under your arrest

>>53365372
have never used a bus outside of london in my life

>>53365364
to talk to people that do not speak english

>>53365364
in the future when the world is overrun by 10bn Chinese, Indians and Africans who dont know what birth control is speaking English will be seen as a mark of eccentricity

>>53365389

you'd see the same shite going on at cricket

>>53365316
please tell me they're extras

>>53365372
pretty good. all the buses come with free wifi

>>53365241
dreamt i had sex with a lovely blonde but her vagina was all odd, it was like a cross between a penis and a vagina

>>53365364

improves cognitive functioning and helps prevent dementia developing in later life.

>>53365316
Think that's the exact police building that the killer in The Chaser walked out of.

Great revenge film 2bh

>>53365421

why would you use shitty public wifi instead of 4g?

>>53365384

Go out and meet one. Get friendly with a friends friend.

>>53365372
Alright, too many pakis on it though.

>>53365372
good

dunno why people complain about buses they have always been good in my experience

trains are shit though

>>53365423
thats means ur gay

>>53365364

Seducing foreign slags

>>53365384
Wouldn't be here if I knew 2bh

>>53365411
yeah but why would I speak to anyone from any other (non english speaking) country haha theres no need
>>53365433
proofs haha
>>53365462
you know british slags are the best lad :P

>>53365372

in general its pretty shit.

but the particular route i use to get into my city centre is not bad. regular buses and only £1.

>>53365372

TFGM master race lad

>>53365423
you are a cross between your dads penis and ur mums vagina

symbolism

means you were having sex with yourself

>>53365479
because england is going to become a non english speaking country

>>53365479

>proofs haha

im not in a position right now to get a load of literature to support it but i can assure you its true. not just learning a language either, anything that keeps your brain working - like hobbies, reading, etc. the worst thing you can do for your brain is let it stagnate.

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Why are video games so shit these days?

Can't wait till VR comes along hopefully things get better.

>>53365508
not in my lifetime to be honest haha

>>53365364

reduces risk of dementia
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/02/100218-bilingual-brains-alzheimers-dementia-science-aging/

Makes you smarter
http://psychology.illinoisstate.edu/cbs/readings/BialystokMartin.pdf

Makes you better at multi tasking
http://news.psu.edu/story/160653/2011/02/18/juggling-languages-can-build-better-brains

Your memory improves
http://www.livescience.com/46048-learning-new-language-brain.html

Improves your enlgish too
https://www.eduweb.vic.gov.au/edulibrary/public/teachlearn/student/promobenefitslanglearning.pdf

>>53365479
>you know british slags are the best lad :P

You are truly TRULY lost if you think that.

>Obama's Kenyan grandfather, Hussein Onyango Obama, was imprisoned without trial for two years and was tortured on Churchill's watch, for resisting Churchill's empire.

What a bastard.

>>53365407
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>>53365534

Have a you

>>53365552
have it back

>>53365533
Don't know if it's that video games are shit or just that I don't have the time to sink into them.

>>53365372
Fucking terrible, over £5 to get into town (15m drive)

>>53365549
Yeah why would you resist Churchill

a day ticket for the bus is £2 where i live

are you all citylads?

>>53365526
>>53365542
but mates I play music, read a lot, have hobbies, interact with real people etc soooooo.......... XP

>>53365552
thankyou :3

>>53365556

Thanks.

Would rather walk for up to an hour than get the bus ngl, really don't like 'em

>>53365601
Kill yourself I nkow you are being ironic and memeing but you need to kill yourself for the most imporant thing in your life; making this thread a better place

>>53365625
haha why whats wrong :P

>>53365618
Long time no see Craven

no bully line
__________________________________________________________

gay jewish liberals

>Many of his colleagues thought Churchill was driven by a deep loathing of democracy for anyone other than the British and a tiny clique of supposedly superior races. This was clearest in his attitude to India. When Mahatma Gandhi launched his campaign of peaceful resistance, Churchill raged that he "ought to be lain bound hand and foot at the gates of Delhi, and then trampled on by an enormous elephant with the new Viceroy seated on its back." As the resistance swelled, he announced: "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion." This hatred killed. To give just one, major, example, in 1943 a famine broke out in Bengal, caused – as the Nobel Prize-winning economist Amartya Sen has proved – by the imperial policies of the British. Up to 3 million people starved to death while British officials begged Churchill to direct food supplies to the region. He bluntly refused. He raged that it was their own fault for "breeding like rabbits". At other times, he said the plague was "merrily" culling the population.

wew lad, and he's considered a hero here?

2016 is the year of Afro-beat lads, really under-appreciated genre.

>>53365593

£3-odd and I don't even live in a big city. Remember getting on a bus once and the driver tried to charge £1.20 to go one stop because 'it crossed a zone'.

>>53365660
Well he wasn't wrong

>>53365660

Wow its almost as if people are a bit more complex than 'dindu nuffin Heroes' or 'Le ebil Hitler clones'

>>53365593
Thought it costed less in the city desu

>>53365643
>free
>healthy
>don't have to sit on some grim, loud bus surrounded by pensioners and no-hopers

>>53365660
he was an excellent war time leader, and nothing more

>>53365724

agreed.

>>53365652
>liberals
fuck off yank

top of the mornin to ye
off to work this minute as you do

>>53365660
>not knowing about this already
Churchill was an old school pro-Empire nationalist, he ran on a campaign in the fifties to "keep Britain white", idk why people dont know this already

>>53365758
its a sunday
>working on a sunday

lmao

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>>53365125
hi silent-t eyeee

>>53365672
I be Africa man original

well good morning

>>53365660
Meh, I thought he might have been a lunatic when he wanted to instantly start WW3 after Hitler blew his brains out.

He also thought the USSR was created by Zionists and should be destroyed ASAP prior to WW2.

>The British empire wasn't overall a good thing

Rasheed

>>53365797
good morning

>>53365672

>Not Afro-futurism

Pleb detected

>>53365797
cold out

Got a Rottweiler lads

Best dog

>>53365830
irish weather

sun is out doe

Alright lads, I'm here now.

At church. God bless.>>53365866

Alright lads, I'm queer now.

Location: in your back

Bio: YES i am a girl. YES i play halo. YES i have a kid. YES I`m a F/A . YES i'm good . NOW shut up and lets play!!!

Whens the next /brit/ meet lads?

>>53365873
creepy

>>53365894
hahahahaha

>>53365799
>Churchill
>Not a Zionist himself

>>53365909
Right now lad, we're heading to your place.

>>53365873
The mask was human conditioning designed to instill the fact that the elite are reptiles so that when they reveal themselves we won't be as shocked

I'm not even meme in think I've lost the plot I keep making up conspiracy theories but I believe them one Huna I wrote a short manifesto of my thoughts it's 97 pages long I'll post it tomorrow I am going to bed and on my phone

>>53365148
could somebody please post this GIF it's so fucking legendary

>>53365924

In the early 1920s, a leading British antisemite, Rasheed Hamilton Beamish, stated that Bolshevism was the same thing as Judaism.[49] In the same decade, future wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill penned an editorial entitled "Zionism versus Bolshevism," which was published in the Illustrated Sunday Herald. In the article, which asserted that Zionism and Bolshevism were engaged in a "struggle for the soul of the Jewish people", he called on Jews to repudiate "the Bolshevik conspiracy" and make clear that "the Bolshevik movement is not a Jewish movement" but stated that:

[Bolshevism] among the Jews is nothing new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxemburg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States), this world-wide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilisation and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing.[50]

Author Gisela C. Lebzelter noted that Churchill's analysis failed to analyze the role that Russian oppression of Jews had played in their joining various revolutionary movements, but instead "to inherent inclinations rooted in Jewish character and religion."[51]

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8KuiZ2vTo

>you will never fly first class

LIFE ISNT FAIRRRRRRRRR

>>53365924
There is nothing wrong with zionism Jews are white man's best friend. Also gods chosen people so I hope you're a good Christian that loves them

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>tfw Ireland left and is never coming back
;_;

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Me and the gf

>>53366014
>no seaxes

Shit flag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3MvinY66r0

>>53366024
Scimitars*

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>>53365909

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Refugees welcome

Remember Bin Laden

>>53366037
>muslim brags

Inflammatory propaganda. Should start with "Rapist brags", since that's what he is. His religion is irrelevant.

>>53366001
I have a few times 2bh, it's pretty nice, especially the lounges either side. Not missing out on anything important though mate.

>>53366077
When will people wake up and realise you can't just let all these uncivilised people in

chilly is a bit willy lads

>>53366120
dats racist

>>53366077
these economic migrants will surely be of use to the economy. We should import as many as we can!

I stink so badly

>>53366077

Not even a Rorke but how can you expect to let in a million of people from a completely different culture in such a short time and not expect a large jump in Crime. Merkel was a retard adopting the refugees welcome stuff rather than just taking people from the camps.

>I don't browse reddit

So much more information and interesting things there

>look I've posted fuck off n*rmie again we are legion xD

Only children still browse 4chan

>>53366255
notice u're still here...... ;)

>>53366255
back to reddit

>>53366276
I can browse both you fucking mong

>>53366255
Yes all that information that pertains to the hive mind. I am so glad I can't read the information that is censored via downvotes

briefcase wanker

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/broken-man-discovers-girlfriend-cheating-7147024


FFS

Its so obviously fake from the vocaroos

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Me and the gf

>>53366287
>he thinks he's in anonymous

I've never made a reddit account, it's just categorically better than 4chan. It isn't 2007

>>53366255
hello reddit

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>>53366317

>>53366329
Back to reddit

>>53366304
Agreed. If enough people down vote it then it's obviously just shit so what's the point even showing it . 4chan would be better if we could down vote hat men

>>53366316

>Its so obviously fake from the vocaroos

How so Anon? i didnt see that thread

>>53366351
Love when retards think Asian etc. Referee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJ3NBlWaGc

hahaha what a retard

>>53366316
looks pretty real to me desu, no way a guy could fake a woman lying and begging in that way. Was it in /brit/?

>>53366358
Consider this. I have TWO tabs open at once!

Literal child. Who are you DDOSing next?

>>53366360
Down voting meme is okay down voting well thought comments is anti intellectual and narrow minded which is funny because reddit think they are enlightened open minded people but yet can't fathom a different opinion

>>53366378
that was nearly a sentence well done

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JUST WON THE LOTTERY LADS

gonna get me a nice apartment down south, looking at this property tomorrow, only £29 million, that leaves me £1 million to spare!

>>53366366
>>53366403
r9k

someone else found the nudes on a totally different website

it's 100% fake

>>53366406
geez, reddit much? gonna sit there and write a fucking essay about reddit, redditor?

reddit as fuck, literally reddit the post. go back to reddit.

>>53366404
Back to reddit

>>53366423
Awful gimmick

Provably the reddit guy in this thread that only knows how to force a gimmicj

>>53366423

shite gimmick

please do yourself a favour and take a 1st year economics class

>>53366438
oh fair enough

it's very well done desu

>>53366438

>tfw i can tell my Normie friends this and appear like a Meme Master

Cant wait. but yeah the woman did kinda seem like she was putting the voice on but i could be wrong

>>53366439
Go back to reddit

>>53366406
Someone isn't funny enough and gets down voted and now is mad LOL

>>53366454
>>53366459
t. rasheed in london

>>53366501
EPPPPIC comeback laddie!!! ;)))

>>53366454
>>53366459
>triggered pakis

>>53366480
nice line redditor, didya get it off reddit?

>>53366497
Back to reddit

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Hopeless romantics, here we go again
But after awhile, you're lookin' the other way
It's those restless hearts that never mend

Johnny come lately, the new kid in town
Will she still love you when you're not around?
There's so many things you should have told her,
but night after night you're willing to hold her,
Just hold her, tears on your shoulder

>>53366454
Here we find a typical 4chan 'meme'

Just spamming the same few words over and over again. Yes I'd much rather read that than some interesting AskReddit stories

I'm my own man, I don't follow trends or let others influence me.

I've made a couple of normie friends over the years, we play games online when they're not out doing what ever the fuck people do outside

They keep hassling me to go out and i might do it to shut them up, where should i go?

Wales, London or Birmingham?

Why is it always the shy, introverted girls who are kinky as fuck?

>>53366538
It's not a meme I am telling you to go back to reddit as you don't fit in here

>>53366511
haha thanks, i worked on it all night last night

i find it interesting that the vast majority of the best british people who ever lived were born and raised in london.

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>i find it interesting that the vast majority of the best british people who ever lived were born and raised in london.

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>I'm my own man, I don't follow trends or let others influence me.

>>53366548
>normie
>Games online

Ehhh no. You've met some like minded losers

i wear my heart on my sleeve lads. thats just who i am.

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When I wake up in the morning, love
And the sunlight hurts my eyes
And something without warning, love
Bears heavy on my mind

Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...

>>53366538
how about you visit AskReddit for advice on how to get back there, reddit boy

>>53366577

That was quick, lad

>>53366568
Wow its almost like it's always had a population greater than entire counties all its time

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>tfw dog is so old he can barely walk around
>tfw his vision is bad
>tfw soon he'll be gone

won't be able to handle it lads

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>I've made a couple of normie friends

>>53366560
>general full of faux trip extra flag users who give themselves nicknames

Think I fight in quite well

>>53366593

No m8, im confident they are normies

>>53366604

that's one excuse

the other is that we're simply better, and the backbone of this economy. poortherners are living in a 2nd world economy, as is pretty much everyone outside of london (devon, cornwall, bristol, ipswich etc.)

>>53366616
if it's any consolation we'll all be dead eventually

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haha why do silly northerners being able to buy a 3 bedroom house?

They can have this apartment, above a mosque and below another mosque for only double the price in london.

>>53366640
The if people to don headsets and pubs away at a controller in the dark aren't normies

gf said she's not sharing and i've got to pick between her and her sister
blooming hell lads
what do

>>53366629
Back to reddit there's more than brit

You're a faux trip fag yourself I always recognise your style of posting you are always here in the morning ranting

>>53366655
more mosques in the north though

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>>53366652
>we're
like you have anything to do with london's 'greatness'

>>53366661

You having a stroke?

>this runt from some irrelevant poorthern slum-town in the hinterlands

>>53366682
FOD

>>53366568
>>53366577

>17 seconds.

Top quality /brit/ posting. i doff my hat to you sir

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>>53366616
i-iktfb

>tfw she's 12 and grey haired as fuck

at least she can still run, see etc

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no need to thank me, I've just purged all the irish from the thread

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You know it to be true.

>>53366548
If you go to Wales at least you won't get stabbed

>>53366684

of course i am. aren't you contributing to your area's """greatness""" by complaining about pakis while you sip warm cider out of the can?

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>You're a faux trip fag yourself I always recognise your style of posting you are always here in the morning ranting
ahhahahahahahhahaa
let's fucking stop this meme now lads

the south needs to sort out its muslim problem

t. rotherham

>>53366723
that still leaves the problems of the Moldovans in the thread

>>53366703
From Cambridge. You London people are an embarrassment it's like going to a freak show visiting London.

wish someone would kill tim lovejoy t b h

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Rare Kev

>>53366652
>we're simply better, and the backbone of this economy

And what exactly do you do to contribute to that?

>>53366723

There were literally zero.

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>>53366740

I've not seen a muslim in ages

t. west cornwall

>>53366674
I post my opinions. Not my fault if you are autistic enough to pick up on my writing style, I post nothing to set myself apart

>call me ulster because I'm from there xD
>extra flags are broken!!!!!!!!! II demand more attention than I am getting!!!!

>>53366740
Girl asked me for dick pics on interplay last night 2bh

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>>53366740
>women that I get along with

>>53366792
haven't seen a white in ages
t. west birmingham

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>>53366722
>>53366616
my dogs were the same towards the end of their lives. One kept having seizures and the other was riddled with cancer, and he lost the will to live after the first one died
in the end I was sort of happy they died, they were in so much pain

>>53366777

high up manager in my company, i make people great.

>>53366792

or a bank balance of more than £1,000

>>53366768
>the most intelligent, attractive and successful people in the country, perhaps the world live and work in London
>freak show

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Let's get GetAGoodGuy2016 trending on social media.

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Is my PC ready for Oculus Rift lads?

>>53366743
You've been here less than a year LOL

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follow me x

>>53366798

Your writing style sticks out because you don't fit in

Your opinions are shit and you're a cunt

If you're going to be here at least try

>>53366798
Extra flags isn't broken nice strawman
Fat cam

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>>53366838

>>53366814
You know you can put them down and it's sometimes better to do so? Disgusting person letting an animal suffer because you couldn't be sad for a bit

>>53366818

>or a bank balance of more than £1,000

This is also true

i don't much like women

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>>53366740
Do not know this feel t͏bh

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are you lads still waiting for 500 posts because of *HIM*

>>53366884
>Extra flags isn't broken nice strawman
how would you know muggins

I really wish we didn't treat Ireland like shit.

Instead of being a super country we're just fragmented and hateful.

Bad feel

>>53366787

I know a guy who looks just like this. I went to school with him. He somehow managed to snag a qt gf in his late teens and they're now married. She is absolutely stunning, even after the 2 kids they had, and they live in a million pound house (he works as a builder).

Meanwhile I went to uni and am struggling to find work.

>>53366792
wet

>>53366841
>bluray player

ha

>>53366818
T. Jjb manager

>>53366884
Literally was yesterday and all the threads were just retards demanding it was fixed so they could get their trip back

>>53366866
Muh secret club

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>>53366838
>these 'feminazis' as I call them are making fun of us on twitter. this is unacceptable and only exists as yet another example of microaggressions towards young men in our society, that are becoming all the more prevalent. Jokes cause harm.

>>53366907
>he wants to change threads every 5 minutes
nah bun that
would never live my life in fear of *IT* though

>>53366911
Because I have it but don't set my flag so I know who to ignore

>>53366858
Hello

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>Brits WILL PAY MORE to be a MINORITY in THEIR OWN capital city

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

>>53366905

what an awful quote

>>53366912

if we still had them we wouldn't be a super country, we'd still be part of the UK but still separate countries.

>>53366858
unironically my favourite game ever

It takes 17 seconds before your post gets quoted, taken out of context and posted next to an image of a man in a trilby from some weirdo's extensive collection, 75% of content is reposted old jokes and GCSE level opinions and the rest is mainly playground level insults and forced racism to seem edgy

Remind me why we're better than reddit?

>>53366959
nice try, it shows up as empty region
and you would have ignored me wahey

>>53366927

It's not a secret club, i'm not even the bloke you were originally arguing with

You just came in and started shitting on our sand castle

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>>53366986
>It takes 17 seconds before your post gets quoted, taken out of context and posted next to an image of a man in a trilby from some weirdo's extensive collection, 75% of content is reposted old jokes and GCSE level opinions and the rest is mainly playground level insults and forced racism to seem edgy
>Remind me why we're better than reddit?

>>53366986
This

>>53366890
but I did put them down, both of them. The first one I put down the second time she had a seizure, the second dog I put down when I took him for his x-ray and the vet said the cancer in his leg had spread to his heart and lungs so fuck off

>>53366970
think your gif's broken lad

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>It takes 17 seconds before your post gets quoted, taken out of context and posted next to an image of a man in a trilby from some weirdo's extensive collection, 75% of content is reposted old jokes and GCSE level opinions and the rest is mainly playground level insults and forced racism to seem edgy

>Remind me why we're better than reddit?

>>53366905

>tfw i thought he DINDU NUFFIN
>then he explodes on twitter

Pretty amazing desu

@53366986
Going to nickname you Fat cam from now on because you are exactly like him. We all recognise your posting style

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Chatting up a yank bird

>>53366986

we aren't, but reddit has its problems (you are actually not allowed to discuss the idea that man-made global warming may not exist on their climate subreddits, for example).

>>53366986
accurate post tbf

bit hostile in here this morning desu. Did you all get out the wrong side of bed :') ?

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>bit hostile in here this morning desu. Did you all get out the wrong side of bed :') ?

What were your GCSE grades lad

maths - A*
geography, english, chem and physics - A
biology, it, r.e, cd - B
art (fasttrack) - C
french - D

@53367000
It literally doesn't if you edit the code

>plebbit user getting triggered by the word paki
lol

>>53367001
Can't take a bit of criticism?

Pansy kids these days

i want you all tattooed i want you bad bad bad bad baaaaad

baaaaad

really really baaad

>>53367042
>:D
>:P

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NARROWBOAT MAN, ARE YOU HERE?

I WANT PICTURES

>>53367051
>>53366986

And you get banned from unitedkingdom for suggesting that maybe instead of protesting, people on benefits should work on improving their own lives.

>>53367042
>those emoticons
>down under

Bruce, you've fucked it lad

>>53367042
Why the fuck do you type like that

Whenever a guy talks to me like that I just think he's trying to hard to get my attention and is faking everything

yank will probably buy it though

read any good books lately?

>>53367070
>art c
>french d
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is how I know you are autistic

>>53366986
spot on

that's why im trying to cut down my time spent on here

the only time /brit/ is decent is 12am to 8am

>>53367076

You're still here bitching with us lad, you aren't superior either

>>53367091
that is how you talk to girls though tbqh family

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>>53367042

>the North eastern cities look like they have some interesting history, particularly Boston.

>you will never be dropped into a tiger enclosure at a zoo and ferociously attacked by a hungry tiger

just want to be ripped to shreds lads

>>53367111
>>53367110
>>53367091
She started it тbh, plus bitches love smileys

>>53367126
Were you not forced to take those?

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>>53366001
kek

>>53367042
what on la

>>53367111
Look in the archives for last night there was a guy who was being purposely cringe to qts and he managed to get her to ask to exchange nudes

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>London is the best city, easy access to the mosque, soon to be part of the caliphate. Poortherners will never know these feels

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>can recognise my writing style
>immediately gets it wrong

Embarrassing

fucking retard kids from apartment above making noise
I want them to die a horrible death

>>53367195
interpals to be frank

>>53367191
hehe islam so funny

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>>53366841

just wanked off my dog
not sure why just got caught up in the moment

Why do people own pitbulls?

It's like saying "I want my dog to savage a kid to death"

might read Nietzsche

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>>53367111
post legs

>>53367259
because they want their dog to savage a kid to death

doing a FIERY poo lads

>>53367225
are the slags on there good

i'll be honest in that i've considered it to make euro contacts to stay with them if i go there to live for cheap but cba 2bh

INT. LIVING ROOM (EVENING)

Close up on KEV, chunky Irishman, talking into the camera for his vlog. Pale yellow walls and a black leather chair can just be seen behind him. Throughout the entire scene, a TV show plays loudly in the background, sometimes obscuring KEV's voice.
Red-cheeked and with heavy bags under the eyes, KEV sighs.

KEV
(Resigned)
Hey.

He closes his eyes in exhaustion and clears his throat. He proceeds to massage his forehead.

KEV
So tired...

He opens his eyes as he sighs again

KEV
(Barely coherent whisper)
So tired.

KEV eyes the camera, lifting his hand from his forehead as he segues into full sentences (mired in a thick Irish brogue).

KEV
But on the other hand... I had a nice dinner. Nice.

He looks down at his lap, where an EMPTY PLATE lies just out of view, and suddenly jerks the camera down to briefly show a smattering of breadcrumbs.

KEV
(O.C.)
Look.

The camera swings back up to KEV, who now wears a faint, weary smile on his face.

KEV
(Playful; almost baby talk)
All gone. All gone!

The camera lingers briefly on KEV as he gazes into the camera, then abruptly switches off.

@53367225
>Mistakes an a for you

>is a mobile user literally the most hated demographic on 4chan people on qa are literally begging for mobile users to be permabanned because they are too big of shot posters

Lol

shit, my tinder was set to men and women and i swiped yes on a lad for jokes, but we matched and he messaged me

what do

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>might read Nietzsche

>>53367261
don't my dad does and he's mental

>>53366001

THis review makes me mad ANon. why couldnt i be born rich

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/luxury/travel/57044/emirates-a380-first-class-review.html

>>53367273
Do you do it whilst sitting or standing?

>>53367305
powerfuck him

>>53367274
yeah they're alri la

the website itself is pretty shitty and outdated, kind of annoying interface. but the qts are nice.

>>53367305
suck his dick

in the name of banter

>>53367292

I can almost hear the gunshot and the sound of his head hitting the table

>>53367328
sitting lad. like to get my cheeks nice and wide for a hot one t b h

post some comfy morning tunes please lads

>>53367298
I'm posting from my WiFi, not the mobile network which is the problem with usual mobile users

Fucking tard. Someone found 4chan 6 months ago and is now desperate to seem knowledge

>>53367315
>to Gatwick

wouldn't bother, Gatwick's a shit aiport

INT. KEV'S BEDROOM (EVENING)

The vlog reopens with another close up of KEV, his thousand-yard stare penetrating straight through the camera, the harsh yellow glare of a naked lightbulb at night illuminating the many contours of his tired old face. His eyes hollow pits shrouded in darkness, he strikes an imposing figure against the dim backdrop of his bedroom, red walls barely visible from the light contrast.
Another TV show blares on in the background. KEV slowly swivels the camera to the left, softening the contrast and allowing the shelves and walls of his bedroom to become visible in balance with his own, less intensely lit visage.

KEV
(Curtly)
So.

With the manner of a CEO opening a meeting with delegates, our hero segues into another one-sided conversation.

KEV (CONT'D)
Tomorrow I have to drive to Dublin. Dublin, of all places!

He takes a breath, breaking his gaze on the camera to rest his head against his hand for a few seconds, before abruptly returning.

KEV
I hate it. I hate driving around the M50. Hate it!

Squeezing his eyes shut once again, KEV tilts his head back in sorrow.

KEV
(Exasperated)
And that new mohaiiihhh--

Having tripped up, he squints for a moment, wracking his brain in search of the word.

KEV (CONT'D)
Motorway, on the way up to Dublin. God, it's so long. Hate it!

KEV rolls his eyes at the thought of driving up the new motorway, but then seems to reconsider.

KEV (CONT'D)
Well, t'is alright like, but... T'is nowt to look at.

Whether to fool the audience or himself, he affects a cheerier tone for his closing words.

KEV
But, on the other hand... It's to go the airport.

A world-weary, far-off stare emblazoned across his craggy countenance, he looks into the camera one more time, and almost smiles.

KEV (CONT'D)
Don't mind that.

>>53367354
that's what your dad said when i put it up his arse la

>>53367259

Or someone else's dog. I really want a black lab, but everyone around here has a pitbull and they're really aggressive toward other dogs.

>>53367358

Over defensive

Lads
I'm coughing up blood and there's intense pain in my stomach

Is this the end

>>53367305
>>53367344
>>53367330
as an aside didn't match with any of the girls although i did it at like 1am and it's still early so maybe i shouldn't hang myself quite yet

would be just my luck though if i could only attract homos :(

>>53367398
bye