Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

Hitler

乙

You make threads very well

succ my dicc and i fucc ur pussy!!

Gut morgen~

>>53338737
You use the hashi very well

>>53338764
learn german you shit or fucc off

i mastered the art of the o-hashi.
i can stimulate the clitoris of a woman with my o-hashi skillfully to orgasm.

>>53338638
Thanks

Mayuyu pls be a gril

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I guess I'll just transfer the question over to here

>>53338642
what's the money sign over the eye mean? the same thing, or does it change meaning?

>>53338833
Sorry that was my cat

>>53339027
it means "little cocc"
it's sign for magnifying glass she needs to even see your baby cocc

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>>53338764
Oder was? Mach mich, deutsche

>>53339027
It's the sign they do to make fun of gaijins (means "funny round eyes")

>>53338688
>彼女が欲しい

=i want a gf

>>53338638
こんにちは

>>53339079
Germany can you frig off someplace else nobody wants to see your scat porn you fucking weirdos

>>53339114
Shit wrong guy, meant you >>53338833

>>53339168
kek who's mad? you have a small cocc or what?

>>53339173
succ me arse

>>53339204
Don't make me sing the song about the world wars and world cup. :^)

>>53338785
nihongo wo jouzu!!!!

>>53339262
>sing the song about the world wars

Hitler only got one ball?
Post pls

>>53339154
maybe she's a lesbian

>>53339316
Was thinking something different, but sure

habe es https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hosf86OLxM

>>53338785
well, i am japanese

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>>53339142
what does it actually mean though

should I just wait for Japan to wake up or do you know

>>53339554
*(at heart)

>>53339572
here
>>53339079

>>53339386
Thats more of a chant than a song, isn't it?

>>53339760
Eh, to-may-to to-mar-to. Same thing more or less

>>53339386
do the English seriously take credit for winning both world wars?

>>53339873
Pretty much. Some Englishmen can be pretty ignorant but I think it is mostly just a meme. Don't worry I'm not one of those, kek

C H U R C H I L L

hi friends I am here to say hi friends

>>53340178
Servus!!!! :D

>>53340178
Verpiss dich du Hurensohn
Ich fick dich in Arsch du Schwein. Ich fick dich in Arsch du kleiner, fieser Kanacke.
Du krummbeiniges, mieses
Kanackenschwein.

>>53340203
>>53340314
hi friends :)

>>53340178
if you were a real friend you wouldn't mind lending me your arse

>>53340383
never said i wouldn't, sweetheart. just use some spit this time will ya :)

>>53340383
That's what friends are for, casual buttsex.

>>53340178
Hi, Hi kid I am Carlo, lift your arm up and give me a "Hello"!

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>>53340383
https://strawpoll.me/6492792/r

There are 3 Ayanos in this thread.

>>53340178
HI FRIEND

>>53340555
>>53340599
hi friends :^)

>>53340383
what, do you need help lifting something? lift with your legs not your back

>>53340370
Halt die Fresse
Ich hasse alle Amerikaner

>>53340657
YesYesYes, just like that, anybody that doesnt know me lifts his arm up anyways.

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>>53340383
Oh I didn't want to quote you, but I bid you salutations, friend.

>>53338638

Do the Japanese prefer Minmay or Misa?

I like Japanese

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>>53340780
I'm sure they like you too, anon.

>>53340780
日本語を大好きいいいい~~~

>>53340909
そうならばもっと勉強しろ

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>>53337896
I want to see Ricky Gervais shit all over her stand on circumcision.

>>53340879
I like you cuteposter

>>53341151
でも難しいです

>>53341196
Ricky Gervais is a rapist
I still like him though

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>>53341206
If sugar were as sweet as you, anon, I'd be a diabetic by now.

>>53341407
毎日頑張ればだんだん簡単になるはずだよ

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>>53340574
>tfw nobody but me likes Himawari

"Despite being a bunch of degenerate perverts, the Japs DO make some damn good cartoons."

Anyone here can tell me who said that?

why are there so many Germans here today

>>53341638
ken harrison

>>53341842
Scared to go out

>>53341638
mutti

>>53341958
hold me tight Mayuyu ; ;

>>53341958
E B I N
B
I
N

>>53341412
How is he a rapist? Elaborate

なんだドイツ人ばかりの糞スレか

>>53342155
では出かければいいだろ

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Dose this make any sense? 儌岩
Could it mean luck-stone? (pebble)

>>53342137
An American comedian told a story about Ricky when he forced a girl to suck his dick backstage

>>53342509
Or maybe 運岩?

>>53342551
[citation needed]

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Oyasuminasai, nihonjins and gaijins.

give me a jav code to jack off to

>>53343534
public class HelloWorld
{

public static void main (String[] args)
{
System.out.println("Hello World!");
}
}

>>53343725
>Java
subhuman

>>53343476
wait for me I will join you soon

English is hard, just like your cock XD

Are these any actual nips here?

>>53344674
Just English teachers

>>53344674
Hi im a Nipponese

>>53344713
I'm going to apply for a foreign ministry job in Japan.

That way I will not be the lowest class of waito pigu, at least.

Then I can shitpost and pretend to be Japanese, too.

>>53345111
Noice I'm a bit jelly

>>53343725
>Java

int main(){
printf("\nKill yourself\n");
return 0;
}

>>53345309
don't sweat it i probably won't get it

>>53345403
I hope you'll get it nevertheless

>>53345111
Du får ikke jobb i et I-land fǿr du har jobbet i noen U-land fǿrst. En bekjent som har jobbet for den Norske ambasaden i Japan og Kina måtte jobbe mange andre steder fǿrst. Var ikke fǿr hun var 40+ at hun fikk jobb i Japan. Nå er hun pansjonist i Thailand men hun syntes Japan var det beste landet hun har jobbet i men også det dyreste.

>>53345650
Det er praktikpladser jeg soger. De er designet til at give arbejdserfaring.

>>53345341
>C

print "\nKill yourself!"

>>53345111
What's your background?

>>53345781
international security & law, pol sci

>>53345772
>implying there is anything wrong with c

at least you aren't using the python 3 syntax

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>>53345772
>Shitting on the de facto standard of programming languages

I'm assuming that's python or some shit. On what alien planet do you believe they're even comparable? C >>>> Python

>>53345772
ever heard of emedded ?

>>53345904
I like the old print more, now it's a function

>>53346107
On the alien planet where I can write the fibonacci function as this

def fib():
a, b = 0, 1
while 1:
yield a
a, b = b, a + b

>>53346278
Yes, but besides for low-level purposes, C is shit.

>>53346382
Using numpy would be unfair, since it doesn't run in python

>>53346107
wow why is python such a disaster? is that with bytecode?

also seems like Java doesn't deserve the hate it gets, ALSO seems like Go is the next language I'll learn

>>53346451
>Using numpy would be unfair, since it doesn't run in python
you only need numpy for scientific calculations

>>53346537
>bytecode?
what are you on about?

>also seems like Java doesn't deserve the hate it gets
java will always be slower than c/c++

>>53346537
nah you wouldn't use python itself to do the heavy work, but use wrappers for c and fortran libs
. It's a good language but it has problems
e.g. (real) threading is a bitch

>>53346658
which this test was about

>>53346537
>doesn't deserve the hate it gets
It's shit
It can't do anything right if you ask me

>>53346382
Python is a shit tool that's easy to use. At my university they teach it to Natural science students early in their bachelor because it's easy. Most of them will never use it for much but the people who actually do real calculations like physicists have to learn C++ third year because a toy like python becomes useless one you're applying it to real world problems.

>>53346959
it's great to write tests quickly like matlab.
After you got a prove of concept you can start on the real implementation

>>53346746
It's a lot faster to write code in Java than C/C++ and less error prone if you ask me, but generalizing this probably isn't wise from a software engineer's perspective. It depends on the project and the people/budget you have

>>53347117
Nope its not. Java is just as error prone. The worst thing is that the errors are even harder to detect.
On the other hand it might just be my expirience since I spend much more time with C++

>>53346107
In the first place, JVM is made of C.
The language that is faster than C must be made of the Assembly language.

>>53346746
>>53346537
Java used to be a total disaster but Sun Microsystems spent a ton of money marketing it for applications it was not suited for. That's why it used to have such a shit rep 5+ years ago. After Oracle took over it has become really quite decent, as >>53346107 shows it has become a lot faster. Almost on par with C and it's easy as fuck to program large enterprise applications. In the last couple of years Java has become really good at what it aims to be, a compromise.

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>coding

>>53347270
>compromise
Why choose a compromise if you could instead use the best tool for each individual job?

>>53347261
Takes too much time, and specialists who optimize it for each architecture

>>53346683
I like python, I used it a lot for data mining and recommendation system

>>53346959
>that's easy to use
that's the beauty of it, it's not my fault that you had a semester of c++ and now you think you're a god

Muh coding

>>53347222
I just saw that C++ has Exceptions (since when?), still, since you are programming closer to the architecture and OS there are more things to catch, no?

>>53347389
my dream is it to be able to have a programming flame war in Japanese

I can die after achieving that level of autism

>>53347351
Therefore there is native code compiler like the JET compiler.
Though it is not faster enough.


btw, what's going on?

>>53347419
Not that guy, but C++ has had exceptions since forever.

Also, C++ underwent some serious changes since C++11; modern C++ is very different from how it was in the past and heavily focusses on concepts such as meta-programming and value semantics rather than OOP.

When it comes to C++ exceptions, depending on your compiler their functionality and performance may differ. Practically, it doesn't take exception classes in C++ but you can throw and catch literally anything. Keywords such as "throws" don't exist as far as I know.

>>53347589
>btw, what's going on?
Nothing special, it just happens to be the case, that a lot of people who're working in the industry or are students of CS and engineering are learning Japanese

We had these discussions before

>>53347527
The developers of Ruby are so shitty at English to the point where they answer questions written in English in Japanese. Maybe you can help them out.

lel a girl I met in Korea just messaged me
she wants to meet me when I'm there this year
her dad is actually Japanese so I don't know what to do
I don't like Japanese girls but she's only half
what should I dooo?

>>53347527
Good luck

>>53347373
I'm a computer scientist not a physicist. Never programmed in C++. I primary school kids python for my faculty once a week so I know it's shit. I primarily program HDL languages and low level languages irl.

>>53347693
Have you thought about killing yourself?

>>53347298
Bleeping nerds amirite?

>>53347693
>not liking Japanese girls

Have the sex

>>53347710
>HDL
oh fuck, I feel sorry for you. Had to do that shit for a few months at uni, never again

>>53347710
That's supposed to be
> I teach primary school kids python for my faculty once a week so I know it's shit.

>>53347419
>I just saw that C++ has Exceptions (since when?)
since always?

>since you are programming closer to the architecture and OS there are more things to catch, no?
not really, you aren't really programming closer to the architecture, it's just that when the code compiles it compiles for your system. I've only used system alls in C on linux

>>53347631
>Keywords such as "throws" don't exist as far as I know.
it's just throw

>>53347710
>I primarily program HDL languages and low level languages irl.
You're not biased at all then lad

I'm still surprised that no one has mentioned memory management for C.

>>53347738
sex is boring
I want violence and blood
then some cuddling and licking

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>woke up expecting ホモスレ
>there's a discussion on coding

>>53347839
>it's just throw
I meant "throws" in the sense of the functional qualifier which indicates that a certain function is prone to throwing a certain exception and thus reminds the developer that it takes a try-catch block.

>>53347839
>mentioned memory management for C.
Why? It's straight forward and you got a variety of tools that'll help you detecting leaks

>>53347795
Me too, I don't really see the point in learning those languages either.

>>53347930
Maybe one day if you want to do awesome stuff with a fpga...
on the other hand a nice graphic card and openCL is way cheaper and easier to use

>>53347869
No
What
Not bad

>>53347922
Oh that shit

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>>53348030
you fucking american loser
you want a submissive japanese gf like in animes because you're a fucking loser
pathetic
I love Korea
I would die for my gf
The moment her tongue touches my blood is the right moment to die
My life would be complete
I will find my gf and you can't stop me
go fuck yourself and your manga bitches you idiot

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>>53347795
Starting to think I might be a masochist. That's why I am going the nanoelectronics route, I can literally count the number of other people doing the same on one hand that I know of.

That's probably why I want to learn Japanese in my spare time too...

>>53347930
>Not wanting to design your own digital integrated circuit or program FPGA's.
Most people I know also don't want to do this...

>>53348120
Topkek bro well trolled son
I like Japanese and Korean girls
Only watched death note
Don't watch anime

I think it is impossible to compare low level languages with high level languages tho.
low level languages are platform-dependent.

>>53347663
thanks

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>>53347680
some day I may

>>53347631
I should make a project in C++ to see how it changed since 2006, maybe rewrite this ncurses thing properly

>>53347839
I guess it's always a question of what you want to do, but the JVM is a pretty strong point of Java especially for programs where performance isn't a top priority

>>53348164
>That's probably why I want to learn Japanese in my spare time too...
iktf

>>53348228
shut the fuck up
I don't care about your pathetic life

>>53348011
I've never worked with OpenCL. I do have some experience with OpenGL though. OpenGL comes with a myriad of pitfalls and I generally wouldn't advise anyone to ship professional software using just pure OpenGL - unless they ship it with a system specifically built to run it. Does OpenCL work more stable and reliable, e.g. when it comes to compiling shader programs (which I assume is done somewhere to make use of the GPU processing)?

>>53348355
Hahahahahahahahaahhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa

>>53348423
Generally you don't use it for any game or visualization applications, but for general calculations.
People used to use GL to pararellize massive ammounts of calculation but it was kinda problematic since the focus of openGL isn't in the scientific field.

>>53347929
I like pointers

>>53348309
>I should make a project in C++ to see how it changed since 2006
I like that they have added lambda functions

>>53348572
they're a godsend
auto is also fucking awesome instead of having to write std::vector<xxx::yyy::dd>::iterator
Really looking for ranges in the next release

>>53348447
do you even know what it means to love a korean girl
it's nothing like your "enthusiasm" for Japan
it's my life. I think about it every day, all the time
this is what keeps me motivated, it's why I'm alive
someday I want to die knowing that I made my girlfriend happy
you just think about yourself
I would save every Korean girl and pay with my death
do you know the feeling when you look at a cute picture and your body can't handle the cuteness
imagine this feeling but a 1000 times stronger
korea and my gf is my life and they give me energy
If the US starts the war with North Korea and they kill off most Koreans and send more Americans to Korea I will commit suicide

>>53348531
I know its purpose. However, in order to use the GPU you need to compile a program which runs on it, right? In OpenGL this is usually done by writing a GLSL shader which is then compiled by a compiler maintained by the manufacturer. This leads to all kinds of issues if you can't be certain about the hardware, drivers, etc. as soon as you use something a bit more state-of-the-art since usually the base requirements of OpenGL are fairly low and a program that runs on most NVIDIA hardware might have trouble on some ATI cards and completely blow up on some Intel chipsets. I wondered whether OpenCL has similar problems.

>>53348726
yeah. meanwhile i am fucking them my friend

>>53348744
You can create inline small programms, or rahter kernels, that are compiled on the target machine, so it avoids these problems.

>>53348654
I forgot about auto, haven't used c++ in a long while. I've to ask my friend who works for a firm that makes apps for dentists what do they use. The fucker is working there for half a year and his salary is already 2k€(twice the average and his starting alary was 1k€) and his friend that has been there for a year got a Christmas bonus of 12k€

>>53348572
>I like that they have added lambda functions
Java has them too :^)
but they feel the most erotic in Lisp's recursive functions to me (I don't know Haskell though)

>>53348912
Haskell is beautiful from a mathematical standpoint

>>53340574
All Yuru are shit can get vote most

>>53348726
Ok

>>53348309
is that open source code on Git?
What is it?

It's cute when you geek out like this guys

>>53348833
>that are compiled on the target machine
Well, it's the same with the aforementioned shader programs. Still, that doesn't work out too well all the time. I guess I'll have to take a look at it myself at some point.

allright
the faggots are ruining the thread and my life again
my psychologist said I should stop going to 4chan because I makes me mad and it will end in a nervous breakdown so I won't be able to go to Korea
I couldn't stay away longer than 2 days
I hate you all
I want to leave you idiots
FOR MY GF-

>>53349037
Follow your dreams and book a one-way ticket to Korea.

This person >>53349037 reminds me of takahiro somehow. They must be kindred spirits, born in separate countries.

>>53349106
Maybe there is a Takahiro in ever country

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>>53348977
it just displays the thread in a terminal, mimicking the IRC client irssi
I used it to explore python a bit, you can't post and lots of things (like resizing the terminal) aren't implemented

$ whoami

>>53349106
Takahiro is friendly and helpful at least though.

>>53349251
jap

Is it weird to skip b in the word "obvious"?

>>53349106
>>53349172
He is more like a typical yurifag. They often have mental illness and love to harm someone.

>>53349314
yes

>>53349251
GAZZILA ZA ORIZINARU

>>53349286
>>53349430
$ su - huehuehue

>>53349314
Like when you pronounce it? it's normal to say ovious

>>53349754
No it's not.

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>>53349754
yes. Oviously.
Watch this - it will explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPzAABMozs0

>>53349798
Yeah it is

>>53349173
I see.
That software displays the post on board to a console screen in real time?
Actually, it seems that this site is not often board site but chat site 2bh.

>>53349859
>>53349867
In which dialect? It's so sad you guys are ruining the language!

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who use emacs and bash

japan is unachievable
i shall try to move to the US

>>53350071
In the American 'I can't be bothered to pronounce the b in obviously' dialect.

American - Oviously: http://dictionary.cambridge.org/media/english/us_pron/u/usl/usl30/usl30241.mp3

British - Obviously: http://dictionary.cambridge.org/media/english/uk_pron/u/uko/ukobs/ukobsti021.mp3

>>53349880
>Actually, it seems that this site is not often board site but chat site 2bh.
It depends on the board. Some boards are faster, some are slower.

>>53350201
Well there's no denying vim overpowers any other editors but what's wrong with bash?

>>53350222
>implying Americans speak English

>>53349314
Close your lips once but don't pronounce a clear "b".

>>53350222
I can hear the b m8

>>53350222
They both sound the same to me.

>>53349314
Is it weird to skip ん in the word "ふんいき"?
てか日本語も原因とか普通にげいいん言うからなー

>>53350454
I'm not your mate, friend

>>53350586
I'm not your friend, pal

>>53350277
I got it.

> to Linux users
What Japanese input FEP do you use?
Anthy?

>>53350754
I use mozc with ibus

>>53350608
I'm not your pal, buddy!

Time for bed I think おやすみなさい

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>>53350201

>>53350894
I'm hoping that those Japanese characters are good night and not some threat so I'll reply with the same

おやすみなさい

パスタはカレールーをかけて箸で食べると美味しい
Let's try

>>53350201
zsh and vim desu

>>53350216
get shot

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>>53350826
I got it.

←this

大きいちんこを下さい。

僕をいけ。

>visit /r9k/
>so many newfags that don't know about penis inspection day
Damn that place really has changed.

>>53351330
Stop using proxy Takeshi.

>>53328214
I didn't know it.

Such a system の writing is useful.
It seems that the hiragana は more easy to use by many foreigners than kanji desu.
legend:
の of
は is(pronounce of wa)

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>>53350201
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who use proprietary software

>>53351458
>that awkward as shit Japanese
>proxy

Bonjour monsieur

>>53338833
Guten morgen, du arschloch!

>>53351428
why wouldn't they know about penis inspection day?

they are younger, it should be fresher in their memory

>he thinks penis inspection day is a meme

I cannot understan this thread
I forgot english

>>53351516
>that perfect English
YOU ARE THE PROXY

>>53351519
succ me faggot

>>53338833
He was simply imitating the heavy-accented German you will be hearing from the refugees.

had sex lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

>>53351674
unhöflich desu

>>53350901
10/10 suupa-haka

>>53351518
Salut l'ami.

>>53351610
You speak English very well !

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hXGgQvUqD8
It is interesting.

>>53351875
Salut putain !

>>53351981
merci

>>53351981
FUCK THAT! I AIN'T SALUTIN PUTIN!

>>53351981
Sacré bleu !

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>>53352084

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what!?

>>53350308
Right, we speak American, dumbass.
>>53350222
No one says oviously.

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>>53352084
FUCK YOU LIBERALIST SCUM

>>53352113
Mange l'omelette du fromage !

>>53352175
I'm sorry Putin. Don't look at me like that.

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>>53352181
>putain
>petain

>>53352281
ドイツ語なんて学ぶモチベーション全然ねぇし
ドイツ語じゃなきゃ楽しめない面白い映画とかマンガとかアニメとかあんのか?

>>53352351
Das Bootは良い映画です

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>>53352299
Salut Putin just once...
Pwetty pweese...

こんにちは、黒人だけど。。虐めしてないください。。

What do Japanese people think of Melon Pan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhKSc3XGvO0

Envy? Love? Resentment?

>>53352351
何語だったらモチベーション出る?

>>53352181
>絶対に使ってはいけない
>zut

ワロタ
まだある程度使ってるけどなんかダサい感じがする
merdeとputainなら一日50回ぐらいグチグチしながら言う

Where's nozomi?

My weekend isn't complete without him

>>53352459
why are people always saying "what do japanese people think about X"

>implying everyone enjoys the same thing

>>53352532
I'm not implying any such thing. I'm just asking for an opinion outside the context of my own geographic area.

>>53352456
Hello
very welcome

>>53352518
he probably an heroed

>>53352518
I always ride Nozomi for the new year's holidays, if you know what I mean.

>>53352532
People are curious about what other people besides themselves think about certain things. And because this is a Japanese thread, there's going to be a lot of questions about their input on certain things, melon pan in his case

>>53352598
>an heroed with a wife and kids
why

>>53352460
今のところ英語以外見つからん

>>53352281
Ich lerne Deutsch.

>>53352629
i dunno why do you think people an hero

>>53352606
That's pretty hot

Can you ride me for Valentines?

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>>53352420
Fine, but just this once.

>>53352664
But are you a type of Shinkansen?

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>>53352653
because they are loners

>>53352639
第二外国語を学ぶ際はぜひうちの部をよろしく

>>53352644
Ich auch
よし部員一名確保

>>53352518
Most likely he had to go jogging, then his wife (not waifu) gave him a bunch of chores to do.

>>53352753
部員何人がいると廃部にならない?

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>>53352666

>>53352814
How come you are here no matter what time I come here? Is there more than one Mayuyu?

>>53349106
>not Peru

I thought he was that Peru with Germany proxy.

>>53352880
He lives in a wooden cottage in the middle of nowhere and browses all day

>>53352724
The best type

>>53352800
大丈夫だ、非公式サークルだから
ちょっと前に、ドイツ語始めたブラジル人が一人いたんだ。彼も勧誘したいね

>>53352880
That's only today, I missed the time to go to bed watching a TV show and now it's already morning and I'm not sleepy.

Are there any interesting things except it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

>>53352949
Okay I'll ride you, I hope you cost no more than 15k yen to get to Osaka from Tokyo!

>>53352978
Time to Vodka

>>53353041
God, I almost missed it!
Thanks, pal

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>>53353074
mayuyu rhymes with my poo poo

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>USA A-Okay

>>53353027
>15k
>Osaka-Tokyo
too expensive. green car?
maybe plane ticket is cheaper than it

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>>53352731
tfw no aesthetic childhood like elliot-sama

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>>53352653
ときどき黒人があらわれるな

>>53353282
Nozomi with a reserved seat can cost around 14-15k maximum, and apparently 彼女がいない is superior than Nozomi so...

>>53348120
i think we know each other from somewhere my friend ;)

>>53353394
big booty black bitches :DDDD

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Tomorrow is the Coming-of-Age Day.

>>53353394
I want the full-coloured version of this photograph!

>>53353639
How old will you be?

i didn't know japanese were interested in ebony females, i'd like to sleep with white and asian women, but these days, they all don't want nothing to do with black men, so i have to stick with my own kind

>>53353803
Don't take 4chan words serious. We love black people because they are good at singing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCWgBpfePo

>>53353803
If you go to Japan there probably will be some BBC chasers (assuming you have one).

I had a BBC once but I think it's useless if you don't have good circulation.
So many BBC wasted because they can't get hard!

>>53353858
i am delighted to see japanese have respect for black musicians, so many talented black jazz, blues, and soul musicians out there

>>53353754
Gumma people take part in the coming-of-age ceremony at the age of twelve years old.

>>53353862
>>53353916
>BBC
British born Chinese?

小4男児が自殺、いじめか=市教委調査-沖縄・豊見城

沖縄県豊見城市内の小学4年の男児が昨年10月、自宅で首をつって自殺していたことが9日、市などへの取材で分かった。市は男児に対するいじめがあったことを認めた上で、自殺の原因になった可能性もあるとみて調べている。
市などによると、男児は昨年10月に自殺を図り、約1週間後に死亡した。遺書などは見つかっていないが、学校が過去に実施したアンケート調査で、男児本人がいじめられていることを訴える趣旨の記述をしていた。学校側が記述に気付いたのは男児が自殺を図った後だった。

Japanese dick are harder than western dick though they are smaller

BBC? big black cunt? :D

>>53354096
the comment that always comes up in drunkin conversation. what do you think of black penis? have you seen one?

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Get up!

>>53354055
Ah you're from Gunnma?

>>53354096
Every dick I've seen in Jap porn is flaccid. Same thing for black people. Flaccid dicks

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>>53354325 perhaps are you Tochigi-sh?

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Here we go again

>>53354470
What's that?

Senpai-tachi, how to switch fast between hirgana and katakana with windows? I use alt+shift to change between ES/EN/JP but to change between hiragana and katakana I have to click. Any shortcut?

>>53354515
Should check what thread I'm posting in next time

Atleast I won

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おはよう

Today I have decided to shave, i let it run wild during the Christmas holidays and kept hiding it with a sick mask, but I think if I do not trim it soon it might become alive because of its invasiveness

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>>53354721
Gumma vs Tochigi

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>>53355335
good digits

>>53355335
noice

>>53355236
おはよう
Today I woke up and thanked the lord my father was Danish and not a Swede

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>>53355476
Kamelåså

>>53355236
ohio

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Tomorrow is the day of Japanese coming-of-age ceremony.
It is a holiday.
A media reports young men behave violently at the ceremony.
Though most young men is serious truly.
It is exaggeratedly reported by the press.

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/videonews/ann?a=20160108-00000010-ann-soci

産んだばかりの赤ちゃんをトイレに放置し、自分で病院に行くなんて人間失格
状況をもっと知りたいのかどうなのかわからんレベル

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This is a strange thread.
As writing Japanese news, the negative topics that has nothing to do with this thread are posted.
Otherwise also the topics that has nothing to do with this thread are posted.
>>53355086
We use the key of '無変換' for changing Hiragana-Katakana.
Or you should push F6 or F7 key before return key.

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←keyboard for Japanese

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>>53355086
you need to "switch"?
I press "無変換" key to change into katakana. that can also switch from hiragana to katakana, I use it not often tho.
(but I use Japanese keyboard so these might not be very useful tips)
pic related, you can it with IME too

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>>53356222

>>53356180
一応日本語で書いているから
少なくとも日本語での話の種かもしれないし

ayy now that you guys are awake and the Eurocucks are asleep do you Japanese guys know the answer to this

>>53339027
>>53339572

>>53339027
>>53356336
yes that sign means money, but that also means okay, good, to look/watch, condom, and so on...
maybe that pict girl wanted to express "I'm looking you! XD" I guess

>>53356336
that doesn't seem to have an especial meaning. she may want to look herself cute with that sign.

>>53356662
This

>>53356658
>>53356662
>>53356817
oh I see, so the eye part doesn't change the meaning of the gesture

thanks guys

When did you discover that you are gay?

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>>53357118
When I started posting in these threads

>>53357118
Tomorrow

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>>53357118
Everyone in this thread is just ironically gay

>>53357259
när runkade du senast

>Homo-Gerede wieder

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>>53357283
Jag gav in när jag såg för mycket av Appends fötter och slog up den där videon när hon använder dem för att runka av en hästsnopp

Kom hinkar

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>>53357118

>>53357336
Du är vek