Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

乙~

乙

OATS

>>53358361
otu

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>>53358361

>>53358361
What are you guys' favorite Mister Donut donut?

I like Pon de Ring.

7th for my penis

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ミクさん

>>53358725
ミクさんのなに?

Mister Donut is real?

Does Mister Donut sponsor Monogatari or something?

>>53358760
笑Google翻訳

>>53358566
i only know pon de ring

>>53358725
虫みたいだよねこの女、バッタ的な

>>53358780
Except ミクさんのなに? makes total sense?

>>53358780
Correct my Japanese please

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>>53358760
さああ...

ミクさんの水着!

>>53358800
なぜ?

>>53358780
おかしくないと思う
いつもミクさんの足とかミクさんの○○って言ってたから聞いたんだろう

>>53358846
日本語を勉強するのはもっと頑張りましょうw

>>53358566
I liked cheese muffin and angel chocolat in my childhood, but Mister Donuts stopped productions. several years ago.

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>>53358932
I asked you to correct my English not encourage me to study

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>>53358867
それは違います

時々私は”ミクさん”だけと言っています

貴方は初心者ですね

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>>53358955
すいません!

>>53358955
Fuck I meant Japanese

>>53358965
初心者です
ごめんなさい

>>53358800
飛蝗…?
髪が緑色だから?

>>53358848
Still waiting for ミクさんのチンポ

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can you guys recommend my some good enka?

>>53359177
Jero

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>>53359101
ミクさんのチンポ

Language question: What context is 雲行き most often used in?

I see that it can refer to both the weather and situations. Which is it more often used for?

>>53359206
あぶない!

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>>53359101
There is surprisingly little Miku futa porn out there from what I have seen which is a great shame

With that being said though due to the Janitors nazi habits you will never seen a me post a Miku dick picture so you can stop waiting

>>53359350
>sexualising the miku

>>53359206
paska

>>53359214
It originally means where the clouds are heading, but it's more commonly used in the expression 雲行きが怪しい which means things aren't looking good, as a metaphor.

I'm sort of hungry.

I think I touched myself too much today.

I feel a bit dirty, a bit unsatisfied and a bit sore.

>>53359214
If it's sunny at the moment but you can see black clouds over the far mountains and it's probably going to rain, you can use that phrase.
If a project does not seem to end in success, you can use that phrase.
I guess personaly that the latter is more frequently used in daily common conversation, but both are ok.

>>53359777
>>53359906

Thank you, friends. I understand it better now.

>>53359868
ちんこすこうでも食べさせようか

>>53359888
Literally me every night as of late, I just can't prevent myself from delaying orgasm for an hour or two.
I've been considering for a while to do a bit of nofap to give my poor chapped アソコ a bit of a break. I'm also looking into that other, other method of masturbation.

>>53359868
Eat a banana

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

Post and listen to music of all kinds with other anons!

サーターアンダーギーがいいです

>>53360210
I didn't even cum today ;_;

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

Post and listen to music with other anons!

>>53360207
なんでちんすこう…

>>53360246
バナナってなんかべっちゃべっちゃしてるよね

Wo speak japanese hen hao.

>>53360376
Wo ai penis

By the way what is difference underlying 'underestimate' and 'underrate'?

>>53360386

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お願い・・・何でもするから・・・

>>53360485
じゃあ勉強しろ

>>53360485
じゃあ銃規制しようぜ

>>53360555
ケック

>>53360485
トランプを大統領にしろ

>>53360404

They're both very similar. They both mean to represent an error of greatness or importance. Underestimate is more often used to represent an error of verifiable or concrete subject. For example, you can underestimate the number of hotdogs an American can eat. Underrate is used to represent an error of something more subjective. Example, an American can believe Japanese people underrate the taste of a hotdog.

>>53360528
>>53360555
性的な意味で?

>>53360404

Underestimate is usually used as an active verb. When you underestimate someone, you think they can't do something as well as they can.

Example: Bob is playing chess against Jim. Bob underestimates Jim's chess ability, and goes easy on him. Jim wins because he is actually very good at chess.

Underrate is not often used as a verb, but is used in it's adjectival form (underrated). Something is underrated when you think it's better than what other people think.

Example. Bob goes to a diner. He has heard that the diner is mediocre. He has a very good meal. Bob then thinks that the diner is underrated.

I hope that makes sense.

is this the daily japanese thread that gets so much talk around the other boards?

>>53360327
The other day I delayed orgasm for too long, and it simply became too sore for me to tough through the pain and get it hard again so I could cum. The next day, though, the orgasm came sooner and more intensely. So there's that.

On the rare days when I've actually had the self-control to do it, I've found that masturbating until just before orgasm, and then suddenly stopping and going to sleep, makes it so much more sensitive the next day. I've actually managed to do this several days in a row before, though I failed to stop myself on the fourth day.

>>53360683

there are no other japanese threads, so yes.

>>53360683
No sorry, this is the daily ホモスレ

>>53360683
Yes.

>>53359276
>>>/s4s/4071196

>>53360683
Actually, I think that's the DJT thread on /a/ you're hearing about.

It's a place for English speakers to brag about their superior and elite ways of learning Japanese.

>>53360718
>>53360721
>>53360738
I see. Thank you.

>>53360721
>homo thread
what is your ideal type of guy?

>>53360786
>>53360783
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's this thread >>>/a/135907519

>>53360836
>>53360738
Would you look at that. I think that thread is the one people talk about, but this one seems better. Maybe.

>>53360821
One who has very feminine penis

>>53360597
>>53360668
Many thanks you two, these make sense.
I guess I got some nuances they have.

Those of you that live in Japan, what part are you in, and what do you spend your free time doing?

Today I'm going to a grindcore/strip show in Shinjuku.

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ISISがまたやりやがった

>>53360951
I'm watching tv with my cats now.

>>53361068
p-pic?
please・・・・!

>>53361068
I want to see your cat

>>53361068
さいってーッ

「ベッキーは真面目で良い子」w

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>>53361131
>>53361183
The dog hustled away the other cat.

>>53361239
W-why?

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>>53361368

あー猫もふりてえ

I want to cum in a vagina

>>53361447
させねぇ!!!

>>53361368
awwwww cute!
thank you !

>>53361368
ひよこいない?

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>>53361449
I want to cum in between appends proximal phalanxes

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>>53361447
How can I say もふもふ in English?

>>53361496
犬の手のことかな?
ひよこは飼ってないよ

>>53361550
ふわふわ

>>53361550
Gibe da pussi bo$$

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>>53361550
The sound you make when you touch your cat?

In Sweden we say "Kissekisse"

No idea what the fuck the Anglos say

>>53361651
もふもふ is for soft/fluffy or something
I don't think Anglo's have a sound for when cats purr.

>>53361550
clap clap

t. clapistan pro

遅刻してすみません
ここって、ホモスレであってるよね?

>>53361650
よめにゃい

>>53361651
You say Kissekisse in Swedish!
Can I pronounce it きせきせ?

>>53361550
ちっちゃいお手手がかわいいんじゃ~

>>53361765
おそいよー
もう始まってるよ!

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>>53361765
ようこそ、ホモスレへ、

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>>53361765
Yes.
Voila my cat's ass.

>>53361765
遅刻したものは罰としてまずケツの写真をうpることになってるんだ

>>53361449
There was talk of massage parlors in a previous thread.
>>53304969

hello

>>53361765
welcome to homo thread

>>53361840
its me

>>53361840
Hello The minimum chimpo.

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>>53361769
うん!

as a white man with big chimpo, will i be attractive to japanese women?
do they like the sex with western white Ashkenazi jews?

>>53361888
fuck off

>>53361888
fuck off

>>53361932
>>53361938
some people are just mad they have small chimpo, it seems

>>53361950
tiny chinko, big heart desu

>>53361991
it is ok to have small chimpo, because it's not all about size.
what matters is what is inside your heart, and sometimes your wallet, but that's mostly for slav countries.

if you believe in yourself, your chimpo although small will feel big, and women will be attracted to your inner デカイ chimpo desu yo ne.

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>>53361888
>big chimpo
I don't know about Japanese women but You WILL be very, very attractive to japanese men if you know what I mean

>>53362027
Shouldn't you be cheating someone of their money

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>>53361888
kimoi desu

>>53362034
d-do japanese men like big western chimpo?
i-i'm not gay desu... s-sorry

>>53362047
with enough perseverance and willpower, maybe one day you will become a Real Troll™

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>>53362134
How big is your dick in cm?

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>>53362204
18.5

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>>53362230
Still undisputed master

>>53362204

22

>>53362204
Average

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>>53362336
Got to have some confirmation on that pal or else I will continue being this threads biggest

>>53362336
Your thing is bigger than mine by 5cm and over.

>>53362327
still happy about mine t b h

>>53362396
Have you provided proofs yourself though? (Not that I want it or anything)

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>>53362444
I do not have to, I am じゃない

It is surprised at everyone's size for me.

>>53362396
i have posted pictures of it before with proof
those who are old-faggu enough know.

>>53362496
i love you for this picture

>>53362403
チンポのサイズは大したことじゃない
あなたは男の中の男と女性が強く惹かれることになる。

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Is よし! the same as the English Alright?

as in "Alright! Lets do this!"

君さぁ、30歳に近いのにまだ未婚?
あっ・・・ (察し

what is mean "kozo"? do old people call kids like that?

>>53362669
そんなおっさんじゃないdesu

>>53362651
t-thank you.

you are a generous man.

>>53362705
小僧 means 'you little kid'.
That has sort of a overbearing nuance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqbeL0trvc8

>>53362790
笑点?

Is that a TV show

>>53362764
oh thanks

>>53362823
You know that very well.
It's on TV now.

>>53362883
so you are watching it right now?

>>53362932
Yes, I do.

笑点 is a show of Rakugo(落語).

落語
for example↓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur9d0YR8PA8

キリさん遊んでないで早く僕と結婚して下さい

>>53362839
no problem ;)

*
do→am

>>53362657
よし is an exclamation.
we used it when 1. decide something
2. agree with something
3. order to do something

>>53362669
日本の平均初婚年齢は30超えてるんだよなあ

I came here to discuss about doughnuts…
And all I find is people talking to jewish guy about penises… WTF ??

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>>53363084
わかった! ありがとう!

お! 時間だ!ごはんを買わなければなりません!!

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>>53363102

>>53363102
penis inside donut

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>>53363102
Don't mind that.
Want some donuts?

>>53363015
I am not kiri but i can marry you anyway
just kidding i am not homo (^: ))))))))))

>>53363008
I can understand some. But not enough to laugh.
his keigo is difficult desu senpai

can you write some funny sentences he says?

>>53363102
))))))))))))

パン各種
チーズ各種
ビンビンで
楽に過ごせるだろう

>>53363102
this is the daily routine here.

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関連作品

あくしろよ

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Me

>>53363229
ま、どうぞしばらくの間お付き合いをお願いを申し上げますが・・・
世の中には名前を残した方というのは数多くいらっしゃるようでございます。
何か発明発見をして名前を残した方、あるいはこの善行を積んで名前を残した方・・・

youtubeのPCの音声のせいだと思うけど、
少し、"名前"→"なまゆ"に聞こえるw
丁寧な敬語を使っている。

>>53363102

Just the everyday life, don't you know?

>>53363412
thanks for the sentences.
It is no wonder he is difficult to understand. All this keigo is making my head spin even when in written form.
I'm not used to it at all.

Is using this much keigo considered funny? if so, is he doing that to be more amusing>?

>>53363530
Actually, I sometimes use keigo like that at work.
Though I rarely use 'gozaimasu'.

There are a few Japanese who can't use 'keigo'.

>>53363654
>There are a few Japanese who can't use 'keigo'.
What do you mean, they just never learnt it? Are they ghetto japs?

>>53363693
Children don't use it usually.
Adult only.

oh,
perhaps there may be some people who don't use keigo recently.

>>53363781
Do they just not use it or do they actually not know (most of) it?

>>53363654
I think that as a gaijin I will be fine in Japan without keigo.
But to be polite, I will master it.
Is it important to know keigo outside the workplace? Where else would an ordinary person use it?

>>53363839
It is used for the conversation of between adult.
Though it is not used for the conversation of between friends.
And it is no problem if you speak 丁寧語 usually.
>>53363812
We learned it at school, though we can't use it if we are not accustomed to the keigo.

I'm going to spend $200 on lottery tickets. With the jackpot so high it's actually not crazy.

1 in 300 million chance of winning 1 billion dollars for 2 dollars. The math adds up.

If I win I would attempt to donate the money to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Hopefully they would be willing to accept the full amount.

It's also possible that a demon could possess me in that event, and I could do something else with the money.

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>>53364028
Something else? Like what?

>>53364002
do you always talk to strangers using keigo?

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>>53364028
>$200
Step it up, sempai

>>53364122
I will do so in a formal place preferably.
Though it is hard.

for example
敬語:私はあなたのおっしゃことを存じ上げております。
丁寧語:私はあなたの言ったことをわかっています。

丁寧語 is a part of 敬語
It is such ~です/~ます.
It is that you speak common language.

おっしゃこと
*おっしゃったこと

>>53364028
you could spend that $200 on an asian massage parlor instead

ここはホモスレじゃなかったんですか(憤怒

>>53364189
I hope people don't get offended if no keigo.

>>53364122
I've been taking Japanese classes, or aiming to do so at least. We're taught keigo at the very, very beginning. We don't even begin discussing casual Japanese until after we've learned adjective inflection and the ~te form. The same was true when I took French in high school, we learned strict and proper French for the first two years and then we began learning to speak casually.

I think in general it's best to learn to speak a language politely first, then learn to speak casually.

久々に来たけど、Veggie、沙羅、キリ、パンツ屋、haetaはまだいる?

>>53364362
幸い全員も死んじゃった

>>53364362
奴らの最期はむごいものだったよ

>>53364350
I think there may be some angry people at the conversation of between Japanese probably.
>>53364328
I think this is homo thread probably.

>>53364390
>>53364410
いなくなったの?
haeta以外はまた話したかったな…

>>53360951
I live in Gifu. Mostly just play vidya, but I was at a party in Nagoya yesterday.

>>53364351
Isn't it annoying having to "relearn" words? Like, if you know 歩きます, you don't know whether it's actually 歩く、歩きる etc. If you first learn the dictionary form of the word, every conjugation can be derived from it. Sounds like a better starting point.

>>53364351
I can fluently read and write japanese and I barely even bothered to check out how to use keigo. I guess it's because you usually don't encounter it on the internet.
You're right though. If I was planning on going to Japan anytime soon I would definitely force myself to master keigo before anything else. but since I'm not actually using japanese in any real life situations it's just something I allowed myself to skip.
doing that was wrong though. I can tell it has major consequences now....
guess it's never too late.

>>53364328
ホモスレだろう。

>>53364362
>>53364390
私 > キリ

>>53363008
Dude, I watched this one a while ago! 10/10!

>>53364542
I think they learn the dictionary form alongside with the polite forms.
It would be really dumb to only learn one conjugation desu senpai yo ne

>>53364454
b-but i'm gaijin
i can say what i want..

>>53364642
落語rakugo is traditional art, therefore the story is always same.
↓that is the story of 竹の水仙.
http://homepage3.nifty.com/rakugo/kamigata/rakug269.htm

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>>53360951
Doing fuck-all near Ikebukuro. Failing to get a buzz off a grape Strong Zero. Sad that I couldn't find a Japanese language course nearby. Feeling lonely and sad about leaving in a few weeks. Considering leaping in front of a train so that bits of my corpse will be part of Japan forever.

All in all above par day.

>>53364702
It is OK usually.
If you use keigo, a companion to talk with you is surprised probably.

>>53364777
逐語的なんじゃないんでしょ

>>53364636
>fluently read and write japanese
>can't into keigo

Keigo is what one should be learning from the start, easing into informal as you cover the basics. You can't consider yourself fluent if you are not speaking keigo by default. Online speech is not real Japanese.

猫も犬も飼いたい

keigo this keigo that lmao japs better off learning proper english

>>53364903
あなたのおっしゃる通りで、
一語一語同じ言葉を使うわけではないと思う。
話す人の感性で話すのだと思う。

>>53364939
わかる
アメショと柴犬がいい

>>53364939
>>53365022
デカい犬がいいな〜ハスキーとかさ
ワンルーム暮らしだから無理だけどね

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>>53364939
私は甲殻類が好き

>>53365143
seafood is fucking disgusting and you should feel bad

>>53365235
typical kraut

>>53365235
wwwwwwwww

>>53365022
僕はどの種類でもいい
ペット可の住まいの人がうらやましくて時々解約しようかなと思うレベル
決心まではいかないけど

>>53365090
大きければいろんな不便が出てくるんだけどね
ハスキーなら例えば日に何回も散歩させないとそのストレスで変な癖がついてくるらしい

Fuuaaa

>>53365143
ふと思ったんだが海老やかにって海の昆虫じゃなかろうかw

>>53360454
屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄屄

>>53365358
フナ虫と海老って親戚レベルで同じ生物らしいし

>>53365327
昔アメショ飼ってたから思い入れがあるんだ
人懐っこくて飼いやすい種類だしね
引っ越しは簡単に決められることでもないからまあ今のところは動画や写真を見て癒されようぜ

>>53365358
確か、蟹は蜘蛛と同種

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Tfw studying English by watching topgear

Comfy as fuck

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>>53365358
What the fuck don't say that.

>>53365435
u avin a giggle ya fokin nonce i'll ook ye noggin and lay u out twat

>>53365414
>>53365428
貝も海のデンデン虫じゃないかな

>>53365327
昔ハスキー飼ってたし散歩も苦じゃなかったけど、就職で都内に引っ越してからはペット飼うのは諦めたよ...

>>53364098
I have no idea. The demon would decide.

>>53364163
Seems too much of a bother.

>>53364246
I have no interest. Didn't you read my asian massage parlor story in another thread? You know the girl that got her passport taken.

>>53365435
tfw studying common law
It's like having a stick in your ass

>>53365435
Are you not afraid of picking up Clarkson's accent?

>>53365535
犬カフェとかがここらへんにできたらどんなにいいのに
;＿;

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It's difficult to write aesthetic Hiragana
Especially す, む, and を

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>>53365626
I am alright, I already have my smashing accent

If anything I am more of a James guy

>>53365235
t. Achmed Al-Abdukharab

>>53365674
犬カフェって聞かないよね。あんまり無いのかな?やっぱ臭いし糞尿の癖が悪いから?

>>53365674
犬カフェでググったら五大都市が出てきた
都会にはあるようだね

>>53365691
Your hiragana is prettier than average japanese hand writing I tell ya.

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>>53365691
格好いい!!

Writing Japanese with a fountain pen is very hard but I am trying my best, sometimes I use my fine liner instead though

One of these days I am going to sit back and work though my Hiragana workbook that I bought

>>53365740
Tkyo以外全部未開な田舎だろ

>>53365691
かっこいいな
こんな風に書けるようになりたいわ

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>>53365691
ほぼ楷書だけど少しだけ崩してあるね。

>>53365417
動画や写真では満足できないよ
実際に撫でたい
私に甘える子犬とか

>>53365812
>Tkyo
そういう略し方がはやってるの?

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>>53364912
you're right.
I made a big mistake.
it won't take more than a few days to learn though.. just need to remember a bunch of words and I already know the conjugations and prefixes.

>>53365010
自己表現ですね。
逐語的な物語ならあんまり面白くない。。

>>53365535
犬をずっと飼いたかったけど
仕事が忙しくて私も飼うのは諦めたことになった。。

s-shiba inu..,..

>>53365848
Oska

日本語の文章って漢字、カタカナ、ひらがなの合成だから外国人から見ると不細工に見えてそう

>>53365733
勝手に客さんにうんこをするフクロウカフェまで、東京にできたよ
大人気だって

>>53365910
Pars

>>53365815
自分の気に入った手本が載ってる硬筆の練習帳で練習すれば、一気に綺麗になりまっせ

>>53365818
自分で良いなと思った手本と元の漢字を参考にしてる。普段の手書きなら連綿するよ。

>>53365964
ふむ、それじゃ単純に猫の勝利か

>>53366005
それいいな
何か提出するたびに○○くんの字は汚すぎるよ~って教授から言われるくらいだから上手くなるかは微妙だがw

>>53365896
お金がたまったら引っ越して犬を飼うんだ...
安月給でいつお金がたまるかわからないけど(T_T)

大きいチンポさんもいつかペット飼えるといいね!

>>53365896
まあ伝統芸能だからね。江戸時代の物語。
>>53366057
その例の字も十分に達筆だと思うよ。

>>53366142
綺麗な字を書けて、得する事はあっても損する事は絶対に無いよ。
ところで、理系は概して字が汚い気がするw

Jpan

>>53366285
You are right.
The characters I wrote are awful.

>>53366285
性別もかかわっていると思う
なぜか全体的に女性の方が字がきれいなイメージ

>>53366344
Frnce

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>>53366344
The F.uck

pnis

>>53366384
hello blind man

>>53366285
>汚い
で、でも書くのは早いから・・・
いや早く書くから汚いのか

>>53366355
Characters are always the art ( ﾟдﾟ)ゴルァ

>>53366421
I haven't fapped that much yet

>>53366396
I like you

>>53366479
I like you too. Wanna be boyfriends?

>>53366426
昔「理系っぽい字だね」って言われたことあるけど、字汚いねって意味だったのか...

>>53366372
男性は「全体の一部である自分」と考え、女性は「自分の周りに全体がある」って考えるようだからね。
女性は一文字ごとの集中力が違うのかもしれない。それに平仮名作ったの女性だし。

>>53366500
Okay but I want to be on top

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外国人が嫌いそうな日本人の日常の食事

>>53366426
昔、高校の時の数学教師が、滅茶苦茶板書が汚くて解読に苦労したw

>>53366594
あれ、全部美味しそうけど

>>53366594
I'm Hungary

>>53366594
入院中?

>>53366594
嫌いそうなのはどれ?
好き嫌いがバラバラで当たり前な食べ物はないし
どの国の人でも食べられそうなご飯だよ

>>53366531
そのときは理由を聞かずに流したの?
まあ深い意味はないと考えるようにしようよ
>>53366609
「僕は研究しに来てるんであって古文書解読しに来てるんちゃうで」って言われた

>>53366696
健康な食事は病院食に見えるんだな。

>>53366160
柴犬って高価な犬だね。
仕事が忙しくなくなっても高価過ぎる;＿;
私は柴犬より安い犬を飼うべきだろう。
でも本当に柴犬を飼いたい (T＿T)

>>53366594
完璧な食事だな。

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>>53366685

>>53366531
きづつけないように気遣ってくれたんだねw

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>>53366789

>>53366594
>絹漉し豆腐
それよりも木綿豆腐が好きだし

What should I have for din dins?

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>>53366852
ペットテロというのもあるのかな

>>53366885
Pad Thai。
Im literally just eating egg on toast right now because Im so lazy

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>>53366902

>>53366714
古文献の研究をしてる人に謝れ!
文系ディスってんのかワレぇ!

って言ってあげればいいw

>>53366921
>egg on toast

might do that тbh. too late for takeout, and I'm too hungover to make anything fancy.

>>53366789
そっちだと柴犬の値段はどれくらい?

>>53366993
Don't drink and fry mate
Head over to a gas station and buy a pie

Do you have Döner in Japan? Is it good?

Post less dogs
more cat

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>>53366902
なんで犬ばっかりなんじゃ!!
Pet terrorism!

>tfw 日本語スレ has gotten me to seriously consider engaging in unlawful activities

To be fair, laws against prostitution are right up there with laws against marijuana.

What is your favorite brand of instant noodles?

What if your favorite microwavable meal in general?

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>>53367065

>>53366933
すまん(自分の)研究ってことね
むしろ解読=スキルがいるってことですごいと思ってると思うわ

>>53367092
>prostitution is illegal in his country

it's for plebs anyway

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>>53367085
これで猫二匹

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>>53367092
>laws against prostitution

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>>53367065
Oh kebab?

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>>53367107
Pic related.
I stopped eating them because its probably not that healthy.

>>53367113
Is it common? Here they are more frequent than McDonalds and BurgerKing.

Do you like it?

>>53367153
Yes, but in a bread with vegetables.

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食ってやるじょ!!

>>53366999

4000 dorrah.

>>53367107
一平ちゃんの焼きそば

>>53367123
こっちこそすまぬ。
「古文献の解読なんて研究じゃない」ってニュアンスが含まれてる気がしたから。齟齬があったね。

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>>53367197
やめろ!!!

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>>53358361
バカ外人死ね

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>>53367107

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>>53366696
I remember when I was hospitalized in Japan

I thought the Miso soup were meant for dipping stuff in

I bet the Ojisan next to me did not approve of me dipping stuff into it

>>53367186
I saw a few one in Tokyo and Osaka
I would say there is at least one per area

>>53367124
>>53367128
Look, I'm sorry I don't live in Nevada

or a more sensible country

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>>53367240
waitto piggu go homu

>>53367253
leave our country please.

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>>53367240
お前こそ死んでくだちゃい

>>53367253
What was the cause of hospitalisation?

>>53367240
rude

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>>53367317
I have learned since then

>>53367178
香港の日清だね

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>>53367322
I tore a leg ligament causing me to develop this huge hematoma in my kneecap which made me unable to move for 3 weeks

Hurt like fuck standing up

>>53367240
うわ変なのが来たでえ

>>53367339
please leave our country, otaku gaijin

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>>53367127
残念だったな!4匹目だ!
ウチの

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>>53367397
自殺しろ

>>53367405
アメショハァハァ